Naruto once again had to marvel at power his new form exhibited.
His hair, a molten gold color spiked backwards and reached all the way to below his kneecaps. His once cerulean blue eyes just as gold as his hair with a cross shape pupil in each eye.
He clenched his fist once and smirked.
The universe shook from the sheer power in that one squeeze.
Naruto glared downwards at cat thing that lay groaning beneath him, giving its comatose body a kick for good measure. Fucking chairs shouldn't be moving around and shit.
...Anyway. He just couldn't get over how amazingly powerful he was in this form and he had that chump Vegeta that Shizune killed 4 years ago to thank for it.
Konoha had found, through liberal use of the Yamanaka expertise fragmented memories of the one known as Vegeta from his cooling corpse. Everything from Frieza, to the planet trade orginasation to even the shitty runt of a cat he was sitting on at this very moment.
And most importantly, they found out about the Saiyans.
They were a marvel. The ability to grow stronger from injuries and the ability to adapt and develop reisistances to any form of attack they had been exposed to be it poison in the lungs or knives to the eyes.
An experiment had been ran in an effort to graft Saiyan dna into willing subjects in the hopes of making a pseudo saiyan clan in Konoha. None had survived the operation.
That is, until him. Naruto had at Tsunade's request had the operation performed on him. And due to a combination of luck, his Uzumaki clan body and Kurama giving him healing powers akin to regeneration Naruto had been the first and only to this day Shinobi/Saiyan hybrid in the history of the planet Elementia.
Ki, as they had learned was the power Vegeta used and it was one half of the energy that made up chakra. So in essence, it was a watered down version of chakra. They hadn't learn that much, but they did find out exlusively how to fly.
Hell, Naruto himself had gained access to notes on the memories of techniques Vegeta liked to imploy and even a few he'd been in the process of creating. Naruto's favorite was definitely the Final Flash, it was a badass orange color.
Anyway, Naruto had upon waking up from the operation achieved Vegeta's life long goal of becoming Super Saiyan without trouble. That bitch ass bone guy got in the way of his ripping Sasuke a knew one and in his rage and drawing on Kurama's power his Super Saiyan one form had been unlocked.
Golden eyes raked over his own form, idly glancing over the black orbs hanging in the air behind his back. Here he was, 4 years and a war later and he'd combined the power of Super Saiyan 3 and his Six Paths Sage Mode.
Then some weirdo calling himelf the Gold of Destruction had turned up. A talking fucking cat of all things and spouted some shit about Elementia getting too big for its britches.
Naruto of course took offense to that. He'd had enough crap about gods with Kaguya.
The fight had been pretty good, but in the end Beebus or whatever the stupid cat called himself fell to his unstoppable power. With his Six path sage mode, he was already using a godly form of power add in his super saiyan 3 form that multiplied that base power by around 300 give or take and even gods were but bitches to him these days.
Naruto smirked, "I suppose I fulfilled your dreams for your 'father'." Father was what he had taken to calling Vegeta since technically, Vegeta now made up enough of his dna to be considered family. His dad was Minato Namikaze, the one he loved but he did thank his father – the more formal and distant name - Vegeta for being a complete moron and being taken off guard by Shizune of all people.
"I the new prince of all Saiyans am the strongest being in the universe!"
With that bellow, Naruto erupted into great peels of victorious laughter. The laughter cut off though as Beebus the god of destruction or whatever wheezed in pain beneath his godly super saiyan butt cheeks.
Naruto growled, then he farted and blew Beebus straight through the planet and killing him. "Bitch." He snorted.
Thus ended the life and chronicles of Lord Beerus the God of Destruction.
Naruto himself never even bothered to learn the name of his dead opponent. He was too busy travelling off into space for adventure and space booty after ushering in a new age of peace for his world.
As for Sasuke and Goku? Well...That's a story for another time.
Tune in next time for the next exciting episode of Vegeta The Chump Z!
Okay guys. Let me tell you this one thing, this is pure crack. None of it should be taken seriously at all. I just done this for the hell of it because it struck my fancy. I thought the Popo thing in the first chapter would have clued you guys in.
A bit too much salt I guess.
Naruto until the very end was a mid-level manga on the combat scale, bordering on the lower spectrum of high when the fourth war came around. No way in hell would they beat Dbz characters in a fair fight. Not to say a Naruto character couldn't beat them because there is many abilities they have no defense against. But one on one in a fair fight? No chance.
Now, Naruto at the end of the manga and the likes of Kaguya and Juubi Jinchuuriki Madara that is another story entirely. In my opinion, Kishimoto just wanted to have a pissing contest as one last hoorah. Because let's face it, they're as hax as a character can get these days. I honestly couldn't tell you who would win in a fight between Naruto and Goku and I don't really care. These stat sheet things those morons Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer and Wizard are spouting like it's the gospel just ruins stories for others when you get even a little bit invested in them.
Especially Wizard, he's a fucking moron. Trying to act like a gangster in author's notes. He's like a sad little boy crying for attention. Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer is the lesser evil to me, he's just a guy who can't take criticism and has to force any facts he can think of down your throat in a some twisted form of bragging that he's right and everyone else is wrong.
Anyway, I will probably take this parody down at some point..
I will tell you this though. I am in the process of building plot and history for a proper Naruto/Dbz story. I spent £45 on Xenoverse and Dlc to help me brainstorm for this story and everything. So keep an eye out for it if you're interested. It's a serious story attempt at melding the universes and the taking of a few liberties.
Later guys.