He was the legend. A god of gods.
There were many reasons for man and beast alike to ascend to all new realms of power. War, Greed, Sex….Love. Each had led to conflict, despair and much more.
But he had a much more noble cause.
Golden hair, almost as long as his mothers and arranged in a series of jagged spikes reached down past his knees. Golden electricity crackled around his form and his golden eyes shone with unstoppable might.
A grin of pride tugged at his lips, uncaring of the human-esque lizard alien whimpering beneath the foot he pinned it to the ground with, its golden carapace completely and thoroughly destroyed leaving nothing but scraps of golden armour and disgustingly dry purple skin.
Naruto looked down at his new subjects, his godly golden visage broadcast throughout the entire universe to all planets under the control of the Planet Trade Organization. He rose a hand, and suddenly a new existence formed. No tricks. No summoning, but just a shimmer as with his god like powers he re-wrote reality itself.
And now, atop his palm sat a large, steaming bowl of Ichiraku Ramen. "I done it all for the ramen baby!" He declared loudly, his voice loud and passionate.
….That was the very moment ramen became declared as the food of the golden god throughout the universe. The religion of Naruto began not long after, sects all over the universe praying to bowls of ramen for the golden gods favor.
When the broadcast finished, Naruto finally looked down at the lizard man under his foot who was now struggling with all its might and snarling in a demented rage as it tried to move Naruto's foot, to no avail.
"You damn peasant!" The lizard snarled at him, "I am Lord Frieza! Master of the galaxy! I will not be demeaned by a lowly monkey like yo-!" Frieza was cut of by Naruto pressing down slightly and Frieza screaming in absolute agony as a weight reminiscent of an entire planet pushed down on him just from that simple gesture.
Naruto grinned down at the gasping lizard, "You know, it's been a while since I ate lizard." He commented with a fang grin.
Frieza gasping through the pain, was just able look up in undisguised horror at the comment. But could do nothing else before he felt a massive force drive into his stomach and blacked out.
He would only awake once more in his entire life, and live through the terror of being boiled alive in a pot of boiling water that reached heights hotter than any sun. Frieza would live in terror, agony and utter loathing due to his recent trip to Namek where he acquired his golden form and became immortal
Then he'd get eaten by the hungry golden blond on a broadcast video throughout the entire universe, living throughout the entire process until the blondes godlike digestive system overpowered his immortality
And so ended the reign of Lord Frieza, not with a bang, not even with a whimper. But with a fork right through him and dipped in some ketchup.
Well, that was fun. No idea where this idea came from, but it was amusing to write at least. The ramen idea came to me though when I was reading Angel In The Machine.
Anyway, I'd been hoping to some updates going this weekend but I'm not making much progress. I let my mother borrow my laptop, so a lot of my projects are out of reach at the moment. To be honest, work has been taking up so much time that I can only really write what comes to mind at any given time, whether they be for new stories or stories in progress.
It's a lackluster regiment, but it's the only thing I can do for now because of how little time I have because of work. It's not an excuse good enough to apologize for the sporadic updates, but it's all I can give. I can't post any of my pokemon chapters now because they're all on my laptop...Hell, every story I have uploaded has content being worked on with my laptop so I can#'t even touch them till I get my laptop back.
Anyway, I can't believe the rage some people are having at a crack story. I even have a few weirdo's calling those morons FTDS and Wizard amazing and shit to me through pm's and ranting at me I shouldn't insult such great writers. I had to laugh at it to be honest. FTDS is a terrible writer. He started out okay, and had a lot of potential but he's degenerated to the point where his stories are dragged down by every other sentence having some kind of fact trying to be shoved down our throats and lashes out at anyone who tries to give him advice. Wizard is even worse, he doesn't even write stories, just calls everyone who disagrees with him Narutards and bashes on the Naruto series as a whole all the while trying to play it as though he's some kind of gangster.
Hell, there was even this one guy who said he agreed with me, that it all comes down to the opinion in the end and then went and said that Dbz are obviously stronger though and Raditz could solo the entire Naruto-verse and I should just believe him because obviously he was right and I was wrong. Jeez, the retarded kids on this site are so stupid it's funny.
Either way, it's fine with me. All the salt being thrown about is keeping me stocked up and making my Fish n' Chips all the tastier.