Awkward
A guest asked for a oneshot of Snowing walking in to see Emma and Hook in a compromising position. Rated T+ for safety!
"Snow, have you seen my phone anywhere?" Charming asked, still searching under the cushions of the couch.
"No, want me to ring it?" She asked from where she was reading in the living room.
"Yeah, please." Snow put down the book and grabbed her phone, quickly dialling her husband's number. She waited to hear Charming say he'd found it, but it got all the way to the answer phone without either of them hearing it ring.
"No, it's no use. I must have left it at the station. I'll go get it, I'll need it for the alarm tomorrow." He sighed, sorting the cushions and getting up.
"Oh, if you're going out can Neal and I come with you? I want to pick some things up at the store, it'll be easier if I get them myself. I was going to get them tomorrow but if you're going out now, I might as well go too." Charming nodded, passing Snow her coat. He got himself ready as Snow bundled up Neal. They went out to the car and headed down to the station first.
"You're as well coming in with me." Charming said as he parked. "That way you can use your phone if I can't see mine." Snow nodded, getting out and putting Neal into his sling around her. It was harder in the dark for Charming to find the right key to put in the lock. But on the third go he eventually got it right.
"Finally!" They heard Emma yell from inside. They were both a little surprised, they weren't expecting her to still be here. "I can't believe you left me here like this for an hour! They were confused, had she tried and called Charming's phone?
"Sorry Em, we didn't know you were still here." He said, searching the office area for his phone with Snow's help.
"D-dad?" She stammered. That confused him even more, who had she been expecting.
"Sorry Em, was it me you tried to call?" Snow asked.
"Mom!" Emma squeaked. Apparently not. "Neither of you come-" But it was too late, Snow and Charming had opened the door into the back, a decision they now regretted. Emma had been handcuffed to her desk with very little on. They both backed out again, covering their eyes.
"What the Hell is going on?" Charming asked, reaching over and making sure Neal couldn't see.
"I'm not sure you want to ask that…" Snow mumbled.
"Yeah." Emma agreed.
"Um do you need us to call…anyone?" Snow asked, avoiding saying the name to stop Charming going off on a rage.
"No. I'm sure they'll show up soon. It's best you go before…" But then they heard someone open the main door and Emma couldn't believe how bad her luck was- and how much she wanted brain bleach.
"Swan you have no idea how hard it was leaving you here knowing I could do what I want with you… well hello there mates!" Hook croaked, having not noticed Snow and Charming.
"Really?" Charming asked. "Where I work? This whole place is now going to need scrubbed, and you are officially banned from ever coming here again!"
"Um, then how do you suggest your daughter ever leaves?" He asked, holding up the keys. Charming snatched them off him and tossed them to Snow.
"I suggest you leave now before I grab my sword." He said, furious. Really? Where he worked?! Hook nodded, turning to make a quick exit. "Oh, but Hook, one last thing." Charming said, quickly making him turn back and punching him right on the mouth.
"Dad!" Emma yelled, hearing the noise and knowing it could only mean one thing.
"Sorry honey, but I couldn't let this one go! Respect, Hook, for both me and my daughter." He warned.
"Yeah mate." Hook grumbled, rubbing his jaw. "I'll see you later…much later." He added, leaving.
"I'm going to go wait in the car." Charming told Snow. "And try and erase that image from my mind. Tiny little baby. Tiny little baby..." He chanted to himself. Snow rolled her eyes, knowing what he was doing. Trying to get rid of the image they had just seen by reminding himself of when they first saw Emma. He thought he had it bad. Snow now had to go back in there to let her out!