Sick
This one is for Marissa and Luke! A oneshot of Neal throwing up on Snow. Emma comes home drunk and also throws up on her. The next day Snowing tease Emma about her making up for lost time.
Snow sighed as Neal threw up all over the back of her top.
"Uh oh." Charming grimaced. His nose was already wrinkling up at the sour milk smell. He took Neal from Snow, making sure to hold him carefully so that any sick dripping from his chin didn't go onto him before he got a chance to wipe it off. "You go and have a nice shower. I'll take care of Mister Pukey Pants here." Snow smiled, grateful for the chance to quickly wash off the foul scent.
Just over an hour later Snow still had that tingly warm feeling from her shower. She and Charming heard the key turn in the lock and knew it must be Emma home from her night out.
"Hey." Charming called over his shoulder. "Good night?" All they got in reply was a groan. Snow and Charming shared a concerned glance, that wasn't like Emma. She came into the living room and her parents immediately saw why she had sounded so miserable. Her skin was pale and clammy. She was shivering despite the reasonably warm weather. She came over and sat beside her mom on the couch.
"Too much tequila." She mumbled, leaning her head against Snow's shoulder. Snow and Charming smiled at each other.
"Aww, my poor baby." Snow gently teased, tapping Emma's head. Why don't you head on up to…" But Snow didn't get to finish her sentence before Emma suddenly leaned forward and was violently sick…all down Snow's trousers.
"Mom, I am so sorry!" Emma said, embarrassed.
"It's alright." Snow replied, only ever so slightly irritated. Charming couldn't help but laugh at the unfortunate coincidence.
"Same deal." He said, suddenly lifting Emma off the couch. She had remarkably not got any vomit on herself. "Come on Em, you can brush your teeth and then off to bed for Princess Pukey."
"That's not funny." She grumbled, mortified at needing her dad to help her up the stairs.
When Emma came down the next morning, her parents couldn't help but laugh. She gave them one heck of a growler, but that didn't stop them.
"Oh come on, it's not so bad. You were just making up for lost time puking over your mama." Charming teased. Emma ignored him, getting some juice from the fridge.
"Exactly. Had you grown up with us the way you were meant to I would have been washing your puke out of my hair frequently, just like I do with your brother. Sure maybe more likely to be brought on through motion than tequila and wine but hey it's something…"
"I'm just going to Granny's for breakfast." Emma stated moodily, grabbing her car keys and heading out. Snow and Charming burst into laughter. Sure, their family had some strange moments, but it's what made them unique.