UCA: Universal Character Association

by ForceWalker

From all over the universe, from comic books, video games, anime, cartoons, and more, fiction's greatest characters come together in one epic wrestling promotion to prove themselves better, to become champions, and to become the best. This is Universal Character Association, where the best of the best come to play!

2. Monday Night Flame Week 1 Part 2

Universal Character Association: Week 1

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As we return to the show, the Titantron screen shows to the audience once again the backstage locker room area, but this time, the scene is in the Star Fox locker room as Fox McCloud is seen sitting in a chair, his head held down as a disappointed look was seen on his face. His Star Fox comrades were all there in the room as well, as his girlfriend Krystal was sitting next to the Star Fox leader comforting him, while his partner Falco Lombardi just leaned against the wall with his arms crossed over his chest, eyes closed at the whole situation.

"Dammit, I can't believe I lost to Jason." Fox groaned, holding his head in slight pain. "I was so close too, so close to winning that title!"

"Hey, don't beat yourself up over this, Fox." Krystal consoled the Star Fox leader. "You can't win every time, and besides, you'll get other chances, you know that."

"But Krystal, it's not just that." Fox sighed defeatedly. "I was once the World Heavyweight Champion here in UCA, I was on top of the world. I was winning so many matches, putting on many classics every time I was in that ring, I was so unstoppable...But now I've fallen, Krystal. I haven't held the World Title since then, hell, I haven't won a title ever since!" Fox just sighed some more. "What's worse, I haven't had as much of a presence here in UCA for quite awhile, and I haven't won many matches as of late. I just...I just don't know what to do anymore Krystal, especially after losing to Jason like I did."

"Oh Fox..." Krystal sadly said.

"Hmph, I can't believe you right now, Fox." Falco suddenly spoke out from his place.

Fox turned to his partner, slowly narrowing his eyes. "What's that supposed to mean, Falco?"

"It means exactly what it means." Falco replied sharply. "I can't believe that you're whining and moaning about such crap right now. Just unbelievable."

Fox swiftly stood up, anger evident in his eyes. "Whining and moaning?! You can't seriously think that!"

"It's the truth dude, and it's so painfully obvious." Falco spoke bluntly, opening his eyes and staring dead at Fox. "And right now, I'm sick of hearing you complain to yourself in self-pity. So I'm going to give you a reality check right now."

"Is that so?" Fox replied angrily, clenching his fists.

"Yeah, so listen up, yeah you were once the World Heavyweight Champion, yeah you were once the top guy here, but so what?" Falco shrugged. "That was then, and this is now, and unfortunately, no one can stay on top forever, even you Fox. And yeah, you may be going through a tough patch right now with not being as relevant as you were once and losing a bit more than usual, but when have you ever let those sort of things bring you down? No, you've always kept moving forward, always determined to do your absolute best and get the job done in the end! You've never let anything bring you down, no matter how bad things seem! So even if you aren't on top anymore, even if you aren't as relevant and have lost quite a bit, the Fox I know would push past all of that and keep on fighting so that one day, he could be the World Heavyweight Champion again! So stop all this whining and complaining and suck it up, dude, because I don't know who this Fox is!"

A silence followed Falco's outburst, filling the Star Fox locker room with a great tension. Krystal slowly got up from her seat, nervous about what was going to happen next between her two friends. Then, a sigh was heard coming of the Star Fox leader's mouth, and then, surprisingly, a smirk appeared on Fox's face as he looked up at Falco.

"You know what Falco...you're absolutely right." Fox admitted as he looked at Falco. "I shouldn't be here moping about what's happened to me right now, about where I once was, no way that should be getting to me. Everyone has their off times, but I know that I can work my way back up to the top! I know for a fact that one day I can be a World Champion again and be the top dog!" Fox patted Falco's shoulder in appreciation. "Thanks for the pep talk, Falco. I really needed it."

Falco just shrugged in response, though a small smirk could be seen on his face. "Just telling it like it is, Fox." He replied to his friend. "Didn't want to see you acting the way you did, you're actually better than that."

"Better than that? I beg to differ."

The three occupants looked up in surprise of the new voice and turned their attention to the doorway. All three Star Fox members narrowed their eyes as they saw Megaman himself in the door way, arms crossed over his chest with a cocky smirk plastered all over his face.

"Megaman..." Fox slowly said. "What the hell do you want?"

"Oh, I was just minding my own business, walking about the hallways when I overheard what was said in this little locker room." Megaman stated in mock innocence, entering the locker room. "And after hearing what said, I think it's important my two cents be about this be said."

"Is that so?" Fox asked cautiously, readying himself.

"Yeah, so let's get right to it." Megaman replied smoothly, standing face-to-face with Fox. "See, not too long ago, I christened myself as UCA's resident Gaming Killer, seeing as how they are too many other gaming stars around and someone had to cut down them a few notches. I've already killed the stars and gaming legacies of Link and Jecht, so I was thinking that the next legend I kill would be you, considering your resume and all." Fox stiffened, almost ready to thrown down here and there, but Megaman just laughed. "But after watching your match with Jason, I realize that killing your legend wouldn't mean anything, since because... YOU ARE NO LEGEND! You aren't even a big enough star! I mean, what kind of big-time star taps out in the middle of the ring to a guy who hasn't even won a World Title?! Pathetic! You're highest point was when you won the World Title, but since then, you haven't done jack squat! You haven't been anything big for a long while! Hell, not a single title has been gained by you for so long! Hell, you haven't even been relevant in the gaming industry for years! What a waste! You're a has-been, Fox, you had your fifteen minutes of fame, now it's time to wake up and realize you don't belong here anymore. And therefore, you aren't worth my time to make a statement on." Megaman mockingly patted his shoulder. "But don't worry, I hope my reality check for you helped you realize the truth and make way for the new stars like me here in this company."

Megaman then walked off screen and out of the locker room, leaving the three Star Fox members by themselves, and needless to say they were all pissed off as each one had an indignant and furious expression on their face, staring holes at the doorway Megaman just left through.

"I hate that damn guy..." Krystal growled.

"I hope that guy gets what's coming to him, because after what he just said, I really would enjoy seeing his ass get beat." Falco frowned as he narrowed his eyes.

"Oh he will one day, Falco, guys like him always do get what's coming to him in the end." Fox replied, raising his hand and clenching it in determination. "But I will prove him wrong, I'll show him that I got a lot more left in me, that I am one of the best, that I am still "Captain Classic."

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The scene once again changes on the Titantron, this time returning to the interview area, but this time instead of Donut being there, there is a different armored soldier holding a mic, his armor colored turquoise in comparison. The soldier, however, looked like he was arguing with someone off-screen.

"Okay, why the hell am I doing this?" the soldier questioned. "Seriously, this is just bullshit, dude, I am not an interviewer. I don't care if it's in my contract, this is just a waste of time. You know, why can't I go interview the women in the locker room? I'm sure they would love to get a taste of...Oh fuckberries, fine I'll do this." The soldier groaned and turned to camera. "Hey, this is Tucker from Red vs Blue, and I'm your interviewer for this segment. And now, my guests at this time, the 7-time Tag Team Champions, Tom and Jerry."

At that moment, the cat and mouse duo themselves, Tom and Jerry, appeared on the Titantron and a mixed reaction came from the crowd at their presence, mostly boos. Tom and Jerry just smiled cockily before turning to each and giving each other fist bumps before turning back to Tucker, who just sighed at the current situation.

"Alright, let's get this shit over with." Tucker just said exasperatedly. "Now tonight, the Tag Team Titles are on the line as the Mario Bros. defend against Tails and Knuckles, and the result of that match could change the landscape of the Tag Division and who may be in line next for a shot. Now the question I was told to ask you is this: as 7-time Tag Champs and top contenders for those titles, who do you want to win this Title Match tonight?"

"Well that's one interesting question to ask." Tom pointed out. "But as far as who we want to win, well...I can't believe I'm saying this, but we actually want Tails and Knuckles to win. Despite our personal feelings for them, we would rather have them as the Champs than those Mario Bros., and for the simple fact that the Tag Division has been suffering thanks to those brothers!"

"Yeah, ever since they won the Tag Titles, the teams here in UCA, especially us, have not been featured as much, not to mention those titles have been rarely defended." Jerry piped in. "It's all been about Mario and his World Title, they've only defended the titles twice up until now! Thanks to him, the titles are props, and he's basically pushed our division to the side! It's like duos and pairings, such as us, are being made as nothing thanks to him! I mean, we're legendary cartoon characters, known for our brand of special violence! How can we be pushed aside?! We don't personally like Tails and Knuckles, but we pray...PRAY...that they beat those two and get the titles off them!"

"Yeah, and when they do, that's when it's time for us to shine!" Tom smirked. "See, we're the best tag team that UCA has to offer, we're 7-time Tag Champs, the most in UCA history! We've put on some of the best tag matches UCA has seen, we've beaten just about every team here in UCA, so with what we accomplished, it's only fair we get the next shot at those Tag Titles after this little Title Match! I mean, let's face it, none of the others have done anything to deserve a shot! We're the only team worthy of a future title shot!"

"Are you serious, cat?"

Tom and Jerry looked across the interview area, and the screen showed none other than the Elric Brothers, Edward and Alphonse, to cheers from the crowd. The cat and mouse narrowed their eyes at the two alchemist brothers, while Edward just crossed his arms over his chest, slightly smirking at the two animals opposite of him.

"I know you two want a shot at the titles, and that we all want them off of Mario and Luigi, but to say that you're the only team worthy of a shot is so far off that it's almost laughable." Edward stated coolly.

"We ARE the only team worthy! We're 7-time champs, we're practically legends in this division, not to mention in animation!" Jerry exclaimed.

"Even so, that was then, and this is now, and me and my brother know that past accomplishments don't justify a title shot in the present." Alphonse retorted.

"Easy for you to say when you two have failed to win Tag Titles in every company you've been in." Tom smirked. "I mean, AWF, CASZ, Animated...you failed to get the gold no matter where you are."

"Okay yeah, maybe my brother and I haven't been able to get the gold in other places, so what?" Edward stated strongly, uncrossing his arms. "That doesn't matter here in UCA, and you know what, I have a feeling it's going to change, I mean we may just get that shot at the Tag Titles, and finally win the gold we've chased for so long. And hey, at least me and Al have always gotten along for our whole lives, unlike you two who at one time were at each other's throat with your "special brand" of non-stop violence in both cartoons and wrestling. So I think it's safe to say that maybe, just maybe, we're more worthy of title shots than you two are."

"Big talk for such a short brat like yourself." Jerry insulted, a smirk on his face.

At the word "short," Ed snapped and began to lunge at Tom and Jerry. "I AM NOT SHORT, YOU WASHED-UP, OVERRATED BASTARDS!" He yelled.

Alphonse grabbed onto Edward as Tom, Jerry, Tucker backed up in shock. "Brother, please! Calm down, this is not the time for such anger!" He pleaded.

"YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD?!" Ed challenged as his brother began to pull him away. "YOU TWO THINK YOU SHOULD BE THE NEXT CHALLENGERS?! WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT IN THE RING RIGHT NOW AGAINST US! I DARE YOU TO TRY AND TAKE ON ME AND AL! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S TOO SMALL HE HAS TO BE SEEN UNDER A MICROSCOPE!"

Tom and Jerry looked at each other for a second before nodding, turning back to the Elrics. "You're on, Ed!" Tom called out as Al dragged his brother away. Tom turned to his partner. "Let's go Jerry, time to show them just how good we are."

Jerry nodded and the two then began to make their way to the ring area, leaving an exasperated Tucker behind. "Fuck, this is why I didn't want to do this, because this is the shit that always happens." Tucker sighed. "Church, Sarge, please take over here, I've had enough."

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"Ah, it warms my heart to see a Blue soldier in such misery." Sarge stated joyously.

"Well, I have to say I kind of feel sor..." Church began, but stop. "Ah, who am I kidding, I don't feel sorry for him one bit. He kind of deserved to deal with all that for being a dick at times. But moving forward, looks like we're having an improptu tag team match up happening right now."

"And how dare those two alchemists mock the great Tom and Jerry!" Sarge exclaimed angrily. "Tom and Jerry are iconic cartoon characters, as well as one of the greatest tag team UCA has ever seen! Tom and Jerry are 7-time Champs, for crying out loud, and the Elrics don't have anything to their name!"

"Hey, Ed and Al were just telling them the facts like they always do concerning their claim to a title shot." Sarge replied. "I mean, that's what they are about, science and facts and all that shit. egardless of who you agree with, what we're getting out of this is a match between two of the top tag teams here in UCA! I'm predicting we're going to get a good match here from these two teams."

("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)

Cheers came from the crowd as the music played and moments later, Ed and Al came out from behind the curtain, Edward in particular looking very angry. Both alcehmists flirty raised their fists in the air, Ed with his automail arm, and grey and blue pyro exploded from the sides of the stage, and Ed immediately stomped his way towards the ring, and Al just shook his head at his brother's behavior before following him down the ramp and entering the ring with him. Both brothers stood in the center of the ring and raised their fists in the air to the cheers of the crowd.

"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Resembool, Amestris, weighing in it a combined weight of 426. lbs, Edward and Alphonse, the Elric Brothers!"

"Ed looks very pissed off right now, and I can't say that I really am shocked he is." Church stated knowing. "If there is one thing that you never say about Ed that riles him up so easily, it's his height. And that's exactly what Tom and Jerry did, and as a result, Ed has challenge them to this match hoping to shut them up."

"It was his own fault for disrespecting the greatness of Tom and Jerry!" Sarge exclaimed. "How dare he do such a thing! Tom and Jerry are among my favorite cartoon characters of all time, with their nonstop violence! Oh how they shall pay at the hands of them, he deserved to have his height mocked!"

"Hey that wasn't disrespecting in this slightest, they were just stating the facts!" Church retorted. "And besides, with Ed as angry as he is, it may be Tom and Jerry who may be in a world of hurt as Ed looks to kick their asses! Though Al may need to keep his brother in check or Ed may get out of control here."

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

Boos sounded out from the crowd as the music played, and when it picked up, Tom and Jerry came out side by side onto the stage, Tom raising his hands to his sides while Jerry crouched down before standing, raising his hands into the air in "V" signs. The two looked at each other and smirked before jumping into the air and high-fiving each other before throwing the fists threw the air and made their way down the ramp and entered the ring. Both of them got onto the turnbuckles and raised their hands to the air, forming the "V" signs with them.

"And next, introducing their opponents, from New York City, at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"

"Tom and Jerry are about to make Ed and Al pay for their disrespect to one of the greatest tag teams of all time!" Sarge exclaimed. "I mean, what happens when you put seven-time Tag Champs against a team that doesn't have any gold to their name in any fiction wrestling company?! I tell you what you get: total annihilation of the Elric Brothers!"

"There's no denying that Tom and Jerry are highly accomplished wrestlers, and they are among the most violent wrestlers ever here in UCA." Church admitted. "But if I ever learned one thing from watching wrestling, it's that anyone can beat anyone else, regardless of achievements! And considering the skill of teh Elrics, they could just beat Tom and Jerry tonight!"

"Anyone can beat anyone? Skill of the Elrics?" Sarge said in a confused manner. "What the hell are you smoking, Blue? You are absolutely crazy to think any of that crap is true at all!"

"I hate being paired up with you sometimes." Church groaned.

Tom and Jerry got off the turnbuckles and stared at their opponents, who in turn did the same. Eventually, it was decided that Edward and Jerry would start the match and Tom and Al go onto the aprons in their respective corners and the referee rang the bell.

"Okay, here we go, Tom and Jerry versus Edward and Alphonse!" Church announced.

Jerry and Ed circled each other around the ring before slowly meeting each other in the center. Jerry tried to go for a lock-up, but Edward cut him off and delivered a hard punch straight to the face, and followed up with consecutive punches with his automail arm, backing Jerry up to a corner. But when Ed swung again, Jerry suddenly ducked it and began delivering his own punches to Ed backing him up to the center of the ring. Delivering one final punch, Jerry then backed up into the ropes and bounced off them towards Ed, but the alchemist suddenly caught Jerry and lifted him up by the leg and plant him with a Flapjack.

"After a slugfest in the beginning of the match, Ed cuts Jerry down to size with that Flapjack!" Church called.

Jerry bounced off the mat from the impact, holding his stomach in pain as he sat down on his knees, but not a second later, Edward quickly picked him, grabbed his head, and delivered a Swinging Neckbreaker. Jerry held his neck in pain and Ed quickly covered him while hooking the leg!

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Jerry kicks out!

"Ha, Jerry kicks out of that Swinging Necbkreaker!" Sarge called. "As if such a move could keep the great Jerry down!"

Ed stood up and grab Jerry by the head and dragged him to his corner before reaching his hand out and tagging his brother to cheers from the crowd. The two brothers back Jerry into the ropes before whipping him to the opposite ones, and when he came back, they both bent over and sent him flying over them and back-first onto the canvas, hitting a Double Back Body Drop!

"The Elrics show their teamwork with that Double Back Drop on Jerry!" Church commentated.

Ed gets back on the apron while Al quickly covers Jerry.

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Jerry kicks out.

Al grabbed Jerry and picked him up, but Jerry suddenly pushed himself out of his arms and hit a hard dropkick on the jaw of the alchemist, dropping him to a chorus of boos. Jerry quickly jumped over to Al and pinned him! 1...2...Kick out! Jerry stood up to his feet and waited for Al to get to his feet and when he did, Jerry bounced off the ropes and came to Al to strike him, but the alchemist leapfrogged over the mouse and when he rebounded on the ropes, Al landed a Hip Toss on Jerry. When the mouse shot up to a sitting position in pain, Al struck his leg across Jerry's back, causing Jerry to scream out in pain. Al then bounced off the ropes and the struck the sitting mouse with a dropkick to the face! Al covers Jerry!

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Jerry kicks out again!

"Jerry, what the hell are you doing?!" Sarge exclaimed. "You should be winning, not getting your ass beat!"

Al picked Jerry up to his feet and whipped him into one of the corners, and the mouse slumped in corner. Al ran towards him and leapt at Jerry, landing on him with his feet on his chest and hands on his head, looking for a Monkey Flip. Suddenly, Tom ran over to the corner across the apron, looking to strike Al, but the alchemist beat him to it, punching him straight in the face from his position when the cat reached him, knocking him off the apron. Jerry took the opportunity and grabbed Al and threw him off, Al's head landing across the turnbuckle. Al staggered back from the corner in a daze and Jerry grabbed his head from behind and dropped him with a neckbreaker.

"Dammit, Tom creates a distraction and gives Jerry the opportunity to turn the tide in their favor!" Church called!

"That's the smarts of the greatest tag team in UCA history, in the good graces of the Reds!" Sarge added.

Jerry covered Al and hooked both legs.

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Al kicks out!

Jerry picked up Al and dragged him over to his corner where Tom had gotten back onto the apron and tagged the cat in to a chorus of boos. Tom came in and the two grabbed Al and suddenly whipped Al into their corner chest first. He staggered back holding his chest in pain until Tom and Jerry grabbed him from behind and delivered a Double Back Suplex! The crowd boos more as Jerry gets back on the apron!

"Aha, there's teamwork for ya!" Sarge proclaimed. "Teamwork only seen by those favored by the Reds!"

Tom quickly covers Al!

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Al kicks out!

"Well that teamwork ain't enough to keep the alchemist down!" Church called.

Tom picked up Al and landed a hard elbow to the face, backing Al up to the ropes before Tom whipped him to the opposite ones. The cat went to clothesline the returning alchemist, but Al ducked the clothesline and ran to the ropes and bounced off them again towards Tom. When the cat turned around, he was hit by one of Al's own clothesline, dropped down to the ground. Tom scramble to his feet, only to be dropped back down with a dropkick to the face! Al picked up Tom and grabbed his head in a three-quarter facelock and ran towards the corner with Tom in tow, going for the Armor Changer (Sliced Bread #2), but Tom managed to remain standing, causing Al to backflip on his feet behind Tom. Al lost his balance a bit when he landed, and Tom took advantage and drove him down with a Cutter!

"Aha, Tom shows Al how bad he truly is with an excellent counter to his signature!" Sarge exclaimed. "That Cutter was a thing of beauty!'

Tom turns Al and makes the cover!

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Al just gets the shoulder up!

"Al says 'Is that Cutter all you got?'." Church stated.

Tom quickly got up and dropped an elbow across the chest, and then he got up again and delivered another elbow, and continued to drop multiple elbows across Al's chest in relentless succession before jumping in the air and delivering one final elbow. Al coughed a bit as he held his chest in pain before being covered by Tom! 1...2...Kick out! Tom picked up Al and backed him up into the ropes before attempting to whip him, but was reversed and was whipped instead. When he reached the ropes and bounced off them, Jerry reached out and slapped the cat's back, tagging himself in. Al didn't see it and went for a clothesline, but Tom ducked it and ran towards the ropes behind Al. The alchemist turned around and when he did, Jerry came in the ring and crept up behind him. Tom bounced off the ropes and came back to Al!

Tom with the Spinning Heel Kick...

Leg Sweep from Jerry...

HOUSEHOLD PAIN (Spinning Heel Kick (Tom) and Leg Sweep (Jerry)) FROM TOM AND JERRY! AL GOES DOWN AND IS LIED OUT ACROSS THE CANVAS!"

"HOUSEHOLD PAIN!" Church called out. "Jerry got the blind tag on Tom and the duo hits their signature on Al from out of nowhere!"

"Only great tag teams loved by the Reds could execute such a flawless move!" Sarge exclaimed. "The Elrics got nothing on them and they felt it there!"

Tom got back onto the apron while Jerry makes the cover!

"Now Jerry's got Al pinned! After the Household Pain, he may have him here!"

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AL GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.75!

"Ah dammit, what the hell?!" Sarge screamed. "How the hell did Al kick out?! Logic dictates that he should be finished after that Household Pain!"

Jerry went to pick up Al, but the alchemist punched the mouse in the stomach, buckling him up. He landed a few more shots to the gut before shooting up and landing a hard uppercut, dazing the mouse. Al then backed up to the ropes and bounced off them towards Jerry, but the mouse suddenly caught him and lifted him up into the air, and walked over to the one of the ropes, and hung him on the top ropes by the stomach! Al grimaced in pain as Jerry grabbed his head...

Jerry pulls him out until he's hanging on the ropes by his feet...

ROPE-HUNG NECKBREAKER ON AL!

"Ha, Jerry's Rope-Hung Neckbreaker, better than anything the Elrics or Grif could ever pull off!" Sarge exclaimed. "Put this one in the books!"

Jerry hooks the leg!

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Al get the shoulder up at 2.8!

"Not even that Neckbreaker was enough!" Church called. "Damn, Al just won't stay down for Tom and Jerry!"

Frustration began to set in for Jerry as he slapped a hand across the canvas before standing back. Grabbing Al, he picked him up to his feet and led him to the center of the ring, and turned him around, locking his head in an inverted facelock. With a smirk, Jerry lifted him up off into the air, looking to hit something big. Suddenly, Al began to flail his legs in the air fighting in Jerry's grasp, and then landed himself back onto the ground on his feet! When he did, Al suddenly slipped out of Jerry's grip, and grabbed his head in a three-quarter front facelock...

Runs to the corner with Jerry in tow...

...Runs his feet up the turnbuckles...

Backflips over Jerry...

ARMOR CHANGER OUT OF NOWHERE ON JERRY!

"SON OF A BITCH!" Church screamed. "IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, AL COUNTERED JERRY AND HIT HIS PATENTED ARMOR CHANGER!"

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge screamed. "THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED! JERRY IS SUPERIOR TO AL LIKE REDS ARE SUPERIOR TO BLUES!"

Al jumps over to Jerry and hooks the leg!

"Al's got Jerry pinned!" Church called. "He may have him here!"

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Kick out just in the nick of time!

"Whew, so close, I thought Ed and Al stole one there!" Sarge stated.

Both of the competitors were laid out across the canvas, and suddenly Ed began to slam his hand across the turnbuckle rhythmically and soon the whole crowd began to clap along with him. Soon enough, Al slowly began to energized by the crowd and began to stir, beginning to crawl towards his corner, Ed outstretching his hand for a tag! As Al began to etch closer, Jerry suddenly begin to stir, and soon enough, he finally saw Al who was just inches away from Ed! Reacting quickly, he shot up and leaped at the alchemist, grabbing his right leg and holding him in place, preventing him from getting to his brother!

"Damn, Al was so close, but Jerry stops him in his tracks and prevents the tag!" Church groaned.

"Ha, I knew that would happen!" Sarge added.

Al tried to claw towards Ed, but Jerry kept him rooted, and the alchemist reached out for Ed's hand but was just inches short. Eventually, Al pushed him upward and eventually stood on one foot along with Jerry who now stood holding his leg in the air. Al began to hop on one leg, trying to reach for the tag, but Jerry kept hold of his leg and kept him from moving further. Suddenly, Al twisted his body around, lifting his other foot and nailing it right in the chest of Jerry, knocking him down and making him let go of his other leg. The moment Jerry let go, Al leapt forward and tagged Ed in to a chorus of cheers!"

"No, Ed's been tagged in!" Sarge screamed!

"Did you know that would happen, Sarge?" Church asked smugly.

Ed immediately got into the ring once tagged, and when Jerry got back up, he was brought back down with a clothesline from Ed's flesh arm. Jerry got back up, only to be brought down with another clothesline. Jerry once again got back up and went to hit a clothesline, but Ed ducked and grabbed him in a waistlock, lifted him up and delivered an Atomic Drop! Jerry bounced onto his feet holding backside in pain until Ed grabbed him in a inverted facelock and delivered a Reverse DDT! The crowd cheers loudly as Ed gets up and screams in intensity!

"Ed is on fire here!" Church called. "He's hotter than Tucker was when he was pregnant with that alien baby!"

"Dammit, Jerry do something!" Sarge called.

Ed went to pick up Jerry again, but the mouse suddenly caught him with a stiff uppercut, staggering him back. Jerry ran to the ropes and bounced off and went for another clotheseline on Ed. The alchemist ducks the clotheseline...hooks his arm under Jerry's arm and around his head...HE HITS THE EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE (Reverse STO)!

"EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!" Church called. "He got all of it! Ed got all of it!"

Jerry's head bounced off the canvas and Ed hooks the leg!

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JERRY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!

"Woah, Jerry kicks out in the nick of time!" Chuch exclaimed.

"Goddammit, that was too close!" Sarge shouted. "Ed and Al shouldn't defeat Tom and Jerry, it's against all logic!"

Ed got up and proceeded to pick up Jerry to his feet, and once he did so, he sized him up a bit, and backed up into the ropes. Bouncing off the ropes, Ed looked for the Automail Clothesline (Clothesline from Hell), but Jerry suddenly ducked it and got behind the alchemist...

...grabs his head in an inverted facelock...

Lifts him up...

SAVING GRACE (Lifting Falling Inverted DDT) TO EDWARD ELRIC! THE ALCHEMIST IS LAID OUT!

"Jerry avoids the Automail Clothesline and hits the Saving Grace in a split second!" Church exclaimed.

"Now that's more like it!" Sarge added satisfied.

Jerry covers the fallen alchemist with a hooked leg!

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ED SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!

"Ed still has life left in him!" Church stated.

Jerry groaned in frustration before getting up to his feet and going towards the corner. Getting on the apron, he climbed up to the top turnbuckle, and began to wait for Ed, who was slowly getting back to his feet. The mouse sized up Jerry as the alchemist got back to his feet with his back turned to the mouse, and slowly he turned around, and when he did, Jerry leapt off the turnbuckle towards Ed...

...ONLY TO GET HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH THE AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE!

"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed! "AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE ON JERRY IN MID-AIR! JERRY JUST ABOUT GETS HIS FUCKING HEAD TAKEN OFF!"

"NO! NO! NO!" Sarge screamed.

Jerry crumples down to the ground in a heap! Ed makes the cover on Jerry!

"Ed's got Jerry pinned!" Church called. "This has got to be it!"

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TOM KICKS ED IN THE HEAD JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT AND BREAKS THE PIN!

"Oh sweet merciful God, thank you for Tom stepping in!" Sarge exclaimed.

Ed rolls off Jerry holding his head in pain, and before Tom could go after Ed more, Al came back into the rin and rushed at Tom! The cat however, caught the alchemist, lifted him up and hanged him across the top rope on the throat! Al staggers back holding his throat in pain before turning around, and getting a boot to the face courtesy of Tom!

"Ha, that's the smarts of Tom, always one step ahead!" Sarge called.

Al fell down to the ground on his back, holding his face in pain, and Tom just smirked at the fallen alchemist. The cat proceeded to pick up Al by the head and placed his head between his legs, wrapping his arms around his waist and went to lift him up. However, Al refused to be lifted up and fought to stay rooted to the ground, and then suddenly Al lifted Tom up and hit a Back Body Drop on the cat! The crowd cheers loudly as Tom scrambles to his feet and leans against the ropes, only for Al to clothesline him out of the ring!

"Now it's Al whose one step ahead as Tom is sent out of the ring!" Church called.

Al took a glance at Tom outside the ring before turning around, only to get hit with a hard enziguri to the skull by Jerry! The alchemist staggers back into the ring, slightly dazed from the sudden kick! Jerry takes advantage and grabs Al before whipping him, but Al reverses and whips him instead to Ed, who shoots up and intercepts the mouse! Ed catches the mouse and hooks his arm under Jerry's and around the head...

...HE PLANTS JERRY WITH EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE FACE-FIRST!

"Goddammit, not a second Equivalent Exchange!" Sarge cursed. "These two are nearly as bad as Grif!"

Jerry is laid out across the canvas as Ed quickly gets back up and looks at his brother before they nodded towards each other! Ed picks up the mouse while Al gets on the apron. Ed drags Jerry over to the corner and places him in the Neckbreaker position back-to-back, while Al climbs up the turnbuckle, and the crowd goes wild as they realize what they were setting up!

"Oh, I think I know what's coming!" Church exclaimed. "The Elrics are looking for the FMA - Fullmetal Alchemist! If they hit it, they got this match won!"

"No this can't be happening!" Sarge screams in despair. "Someone do something! Please!"

Al gets to the top and stands tall on the turnbuckle, the two ready to deliver their finisher...

...WHEN TOM JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AND PUSHES AL OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! THE CROWD GASPS AS AL CRASHES ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!

"FUCK!" Church cursed. "Where the hell did that cat come from?! Thanks to him, Al just took a nasty spill outside the ring!"

"Yes!" Sarge cheered. "Tom just saved a tragedy from happening!"

The moment Al crashed down to the ground, Jerry spun out of the Neckbreaker position and pushed Ed away from him, Tom immediately entering the ring behind Jerry. Ed turned around, looking to throttle Jerry for his reversal...

Jerry lifts him up by the legs...Tom jumps and grabs his head in mid-air...

NON-STOP VIOLENCE (Dudley Death Drop)! TOM AND JERRY DRIVE ED DOWN TO THE MAT WITH NON-STOP VIOLENCE!

"OH SHIT!" Church screamed. "TOM AND JERRY JUST PLANT ED WITH NON-STOP VIOLENCE OUT OF NOWHERE!"

Ed bounces off the canvas and lands on his back lied out motionless! Jerry covers the downed alchemist!

"Jerry covers Ed off the Non-Stop Violence!" Church called.

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3!

"All is right within the universe!" Sarge stated.

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

"The winners of this match, Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"

The crowd sounds off with boos as Jerry gets off of Ed and the referee grab both his and Tom's arm and raises them into the air in victory. The two smirked at their win as the ref lowered their arms and let go of them, and the two high-fived each other before climbing up the turnbuckles and holding up the peace signs with their fingers to the boos from the crowd!

"After what was a highly exciting tag team match, Tom and Jerry get the win over the Elric Brothers!" Church called out. "Damn though, the Elrics were on such a roll, but then Tom and Jerry hit that Non-Stop Violence out of nowhere!"

"This match just shows how much more awesome these two are than the Elrics!" Sarge exclaimed. "Those Elrics never stood a chance in the first, their loser status is almost as bad as Grif's!"

"Hey, give those two some credit!" Church retorted. "They may not have won, but damn if they didn't take Tom and Jerry to the limit here! They showed they could hang with the best!"

"Let them win some titles, then we'll talk." Sarge waved off.

As Tom and Jerry exited the ring, Al managed to slide back into the ring and checked up on his brother, who was finally coming to, and laid on his side holding his head in pain. The two look up the ramp where they see Tom and Jerry celebrating their victory, narrowed their eyes at the cat and mouse duo. Tom and Jerry just smirked before once again high-fiving each other.

"Ed and Al came damn close to winning, but unfortunately, they couldn't get the job done here tonight." Church said.

"And therefore, they will continue to remain losers!" Sarge added.

---

"What horrors...have you experienced in life? What have you...seen that makes...you scared?" A gravely voice asked. "Was it watching...someone commit suicide?"

The Titantron suddenly turns pitch black for a second before the scene showed what seemed to be a completely empty room, shrouded in complete and utter darkness. Nothing could be seen in the room and there was no light in the darkness...save for one in the center...

"Was it...watching someone you care about...be brutally murdered? Was it...being betrayed...by someone you came to trust? Or is it possible the only horrors you've seen are the ones from the movies?"

A light was seen in the center of the room, and the light belonged to a small lamp attached to the ceiling, swinging shoddily as it dimly illuminated the area below it. In that light, there was an empty chair in the very middle of the room. Suddenly, static came across the screen, and in the next moment, a man was sitting in the chair.

"No matter...for the horrors you have seen...are nothing...compared to what he has been through."

The entire front of the man's body was obscured in shadows as he was bent forward, the light shining down on his back and creating the shadows. He stared down at the ground as if though in a trance, his eyes never blinking when he suddenly slowly brought his hands up from his side, and found himself staring down at them.

"These horrors...are too gruesome to explain in detail. But...in order to survive...he faced the horrors...that had been unleashed on him...with a silent resolve. And now..."

The man looked at his open hands, the shadows still covering his face as he looked at the palms of his hands. Several moments passed as the man continued to stare at his hands, never moving a single muscle. Suddenly, the man clenched his fists up tight, and the screen faded to black.

"It is time for him...to rise and shine...Rise and...shine."

---

When the promo finally ended, the crowd was in complete confusion as they began to talk among themselves about what they just saw, and Church and Sarge just turned towards each other, completely bewildered and a bit creeped out by the promo.

"What the fuck...was that?" Church asked in a creeped out voice.

"Hell if I know, Blue, but I know one thing...I was severely creeped out." Sarge replied slowly. "That was one of the creepiest, scariest, and hauntingnest promos I've ever seen!"

"You got that right for once, Sarge." Church agreed with a nod. "We may not know what that all meant, but I have a feeling we're going to find out the truth sooner than later. And one more thing, Sarge...hauntingnest is not a word!"

"Yes it is!" Sarge exclaimed. "I don't make things up like Grif did with the imaginary "Puma," so it has to be a word."

"Why the hell am I partnered with you again?" Church shook his head.

("Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold)

The crowd suddenly showered the entire arena with loud boos when the music began to play, the King of the Koopas himself, Bowser, came out onto the stage and looked out to the crowd with a serious expression on his face. Giving out a brief sneer to the crowd, he forgo the theatrics of his entrance, Bowser stomped his way down the entrance ramp before walking up the steel steps and entering the ring, the crowd continuing to jeer him the whole time.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time, "The King of the Koopas" and "The Lethal Enforcer" Bowser!"

"When you talk about dominance, look no further than this guy!" Church stated. "Bowser has been one of the most dominant wrestlers ever here in UCA since debuting over three years ago! He held a undefeated streak here in UCA that lasted fourteen freakin' months, defeating anyone that came his way! Add to that three Hardcore Title reigns as well as an Intercontinental Title, and Bowser has been dangerous! But what is he doing out here? He isn't scheduled for a match tonight!"

"Shut it Blue, he's Bowser, so he can do whatever he wants!" Sarge retorted. "Because if you try to stop him, you're done for! Let's what the great King has to say!"

"Great King my ass..." Church muttered.

Bowser asked for a microphone from the ringside crew, and in no time at all, was handed one through the ropes and he took it. Standing in the middle of the ring in the sea of boos, he held the mic to his lips and spoke. "Three years ago...over three years ago, a historic event happened here on UCA, an event that changed this company and its landscape forever: I debuted here in this company. From the moment I appeared in this company, I have left nothing but a path of dominance in my wake! For the first fourteen months of my career here, I held up high an undefeated streak to my name, no one could hope to conquer me! In those fourteen months, I defeated the likes of Sonic, Link, Master Chief, and even the great Pokemon Master, Red! And during that streak, I won my first title here, the Hardcore Title, and I reigned for TEN MONTHS, the longest Hardcore Title reign in UCA history, hell, likely in Fiction Wrestling history. Even though that punk, Naruto, ended my streak, I left my mark! I still continued to dominate, I still continued to defeat big names here! I won two more Hardcore Titles, and an Intercontinental Title at that! I am dominance personified!"

The crowd suddenly began to chant "Overrated!" *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* "Overrated!" *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* "Overrated!"!

Bowser paused and growled at the crowd before an angry grown appeared on his face. "But despite all that, despite my dominance, I have yet in my three years here have a single World Title match!" The crowd cheered loudly at that fact. "Not one-on-one, not even multi-man matches! What kind of bullshit is that? After all I've done, Force should be begging me to accept a World Title match! But no...thanks to Mario and his damn Mushroom Kingdom, I have been pushed aside, I have been made a fool of once again by that damn Plumber and by others! Well no more, I refuse to let Mario get the upper hand on me again, I refused to be made an absolute joke, I refuse to let my reign of dominance here in UCA end up being for nothing! I am the "King of the Koopas"! I am one of gaming's greatest villains! If Force won't give me the title shot I deserve, then I will take it myself!"

The crowd jeered and booed the Koopa King loudly as Bowser continued to speak. "And I know just how..." A smirk appeared on Bowser's face. "The Royal Rumble match...in four weeks, we will have the 30-man Battle Royal to determine who goes on to Final Clash for a World Title match, and make no mistake about it...I will be the last one standing in that ring! And it's really a no-brainer, I mean, I look at me! I am huge, I am giant, I am a monster! No one has the strength to throw me over that top rope, and add my streak of dominance, and it's all but guaranteed for me to win and gain my deserved title shot! But I'm sure some of you, for some stupid reason, still don't believe me, so I'll prove it right now! I am issuing an open challenge to anyone in that back who thinks they can take me! Face me now in a match if you want to prove my words wrong! I have to warn you though...if you do decide to accept my challenge...you will be made an example of, and you will enter a world of pain."

"After a bitter rant, which DID include some whining, Bowser has issued an open challenge!" Church said, as a ref came down to the ring. "He really wants to make a statement here tonight!"

"Of course he does, numbnuts, and he deserves to!" Sarge argued. "No more being overlooked, he's going to prove why he's the Koopa King, and better than those dirtbags!"

A few minutes passed by with nothing happening and Bowser smirked. "Heh, looks like no one wants to face me. Not a surprise, none of them wants to be destroyed by me, since they know they will be. No one is crazy enough to..."

("No More Words" by EndeverAfteR)

The crowd stands to it feet in loud cheers as Bowser snaps his head in shock and surprise to the entrance ramp as the music played, looking a bit apprehensive now as he now awaited for the one who accepted his challenge.

"No way..." Church muttered shocked. "There's no way...Not even HE'S that crazy..."

"This has got to be a trick." Sarge stated. "Even someone as stupid as him isn't stupid enough to get killed by Bowser."

"Well, this always...WAIT, LOOK!" Church exclaimed.

A figure suddenly ran through the crowd behind Bowser, and jumped over the barricade, leapt onto the apron and climbed the nearest turnbuckle to the top. The crowd cheered wildly as they saw it to be none other than...

CRASH BANDICOOT!

"IT'S CRASH!" Church yelled. "CRASH BANDICOOT IS HERE! AND HE HAS ACCEPTED BOWSER'S CHALLENGE!"

"SON OF A BITCH!" Sarge cursed. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT CRAZY MARSUPIAL IS HERE! AND HE'S BEHIND BOWSER, AND THE KING DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT! DON'T TURN AROUND, BOWSER!"

Bowser continued to wait for Crash as the music played, unaware of his presence behind him. When the music stopepd, Bowser was left confused at what happened and turned around to try and find some answers, only for Crash to leap off the turnbuckle and land a Diving Crossbody on Bowser to a roar of cheers, and the ref rang the bell almost immediately.

"Crash has just taken Bowser down with a surprise Crossbody and this match is underway!" Church called.

"Dammit!" Sarge cursed.

Crash landed in a pinning position on Bowser!

"Crash has got Bowser pinned! He could win from the get-go!"

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2...

Bowser muscles his way out of the pin and throws Crash off!

"Thank God for Bowser's ungodly strength and size!" Sarge praised

Crash quickly scrambled to his feet and dashed over to Bowser, and began to land a barrage of kicks and punches on The Lethal Enforcer as he was trying to get up. Bowser attempted to cover up as best as he could from the strikes before using his strength to push Crash away hard from him and into the ropes before he got back to his feet. Crash, however, bounced off the ropes and back to Bowser and landed a hard dropkick to his knee, dropping Bowser to a knee, and then nailing a hard enziguri kick to the side of head, dropping Bowser once more! Crash with the cover! 1...2...Bowser throws Crash off again! Crash wastes no time as he climbs the turnbuckle and waits at the top for Bowser to get up, and Bowser slowly did and when he turned around, Crash leaped off the turnbuckle and hit a Flying Front Dropkick to the chest of Bowser!

"Thanks to the element of surprise, Crash has got Bowser thrown way off and is kicking his ass right now!" Church said.

Bowser staggered back into a corner from the impact and held his chest in minor pain before Crash dashed full force at the Koopa King, jumping up and hitting a Stinger Splash on him. However, Bowser immediately grabbed Crash by the waist before he could land on the ground, and walked to the center of the ring with Crash in tow before landing a hard Belly-to-Belly Suplex to Crash!

"Aha, Bowser's strength comes into play and he's back where he belongs: dominating!" Sarge stated.

Crash arched his back in pain while Bowser rubbed his cheek as it throbbed a bit in pain. The Koopa King growled in anger and began to punch after punch on the downed marsupial in anger as the crowd booed him for his actions. Crash covered up as best he could from the punches before he was picked up by Bowser, and then pulled in for a hard clothesline and was laid out across the canvas! Bowser bounced himself off the ropes and landed a big time Body Splash! The crowd "Oooh'ed!" as the impact of Bowser's body landing on Crash's!"

"Damn, Bowser just squashed Crash like a pancake!" Chruch said. "No mercy from Bowser!"

Bowser got on a knee and sneered at the downed marsupial and decided to inflict more punishment on him and dragged him to the rope and placed his head under the bottom rope and on the apron. Bowser then got onto the apron and sized up the downed Crash, the crowd booing him the whole time. Bowser just smirked at the crowd before walking across the apron towards Crash and jumping into the air, extending his leg as he came down towards Crash. The bandicoot, however, slide his head back into the ring just in time and Bowser missed the Undertaker-Like Leg Drop, his leg crashing onto the apron. The crowd cheered as Bowser landed outside the ring, holding his hurt leg in obvious pain. Crash immediately took the chance to grab onto the ropes and when Bowser turned around, the crazy marsupial launched himself over the ropes and hit an Senton Plancha on Bowser, the crowd going wild!

"Ah fudge buckets, for some reason, that damn marsupial has taken down Bowser on the outside!" Sarge exclaimed. "This goes against logic, dammit!"

Bowser crashed down to the ground in a heap as Crash landed right beside him. The two slowly got back up and Crash suddenly pounced on Bowser, laying on him with more punches and kick as the Koopa King slowly got back up. And once again, Bowser shoved Crash down to the ground and got up, walking over to the other side of the ring as he attempted to recompose himself. Crash, however, rolled onto his feet and once Bowser was a good distance away, Crash ran and leaped onto the barricade and began to run across it, the crowd popping for it! Crash ran across the barricade towards Bowser, and when the Koopa King turned around, Crash jumped off the barricade towards him and brought him down with a Diving Clothesline!

"Damn, that was sick!" Church called. "Crash just walked across the barricade and nailed Bowser with a Clothesline off of it! Crash is flying all over the place here!"

Crash got off of Bowser and swiftly entered the ring, and climbed the turnbuckles and raised his hands in the air, the crowd cheering for him and chanting "Crash! Crash! Crash!"! Crash just grinned wildly at the crowd before looking down and seeing Bowser getting back up to his feet, and in response, Crash climbed to the very top turnbuckle and waited for Bowser to get up to his feet, the crowd standing up in anticipation. Bowser managed to get to his feet, and when he turned around, Crash leaped off the turnbuckle and out of the ring towards Bowser with his body outstretched for a Crossbody. When Crash reached him, however, Bowser caught the bandicoot in mid-air, and with a roar, he rammed Crash backfirst into the steel post, inciting an "Ooohh" from the crowd!

"Oh damn, Crash's back may be MESSED UP after that!" Church said.

Crash screamed in pain as his back met the steel, and Bowser followed it up with several more rams into the steel post, Crash crying in pain every time his back met the post. Eventually, Bowser saw fit to throw him back into the ring, following him in and breaking the ref's count. Bowser then picked up Crash and whipped him hard into one of the corners, and the marsupial slumped in it, and Koopa King suddenly followed him in, jumped into the air, and landed a HUGE Stinger Splash of his own, sandwiching Crash in the corner. Bowser backed away from the corner and allowed Crash to stagger out of it before lifting him and hitting a Standing Spinebuster on Crash to a chorus of boos, Crash arching his back in further pain!

"Bowser's showing all the wanna-be monsters one thing: how to dominate!" Sarge said.

Boswer smirked before dropping down and covering Crash!

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2...

Crash gets the shoulder up!

"Crash fights through the pain and kicks out int he nick of of time!" Church called.

Bowser picked Crash up along with him and whipped him into the ropes, and when the marsupial bounced off them and came back to Bowser, the Koopa King bent forward...lifted Crash up over his shoulders...CRASH GOES SEVERAL FEET INTO THE AIR AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE GROUND BACKFIRST HARD!

"Damn, did you see the airtime on that freakin' Back Body Drop?!" Church exclaimed.

Crash yelled out in pain as he arched his back as Bowser bounced off the ropes and ran towards the downed Crash, and suddenly dropped a leg across the neck of Crash. Crash's entire body convulsed at the impact of the Leg Drop, nearly going limp as Bowser just laughed before covering Crash once again!

"Bowser going for the win off the Leg Drop!" Church called.

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Crash kicks out at 2.75 to cheers!

"Ah dammit, that stupid bandicoot doesn't know when to quit!" Sarge exclaimed.

Crash rolled over onto his stomach as pain shot through his back, and Bowser just got up and stood over the downed marsupial with a smirk. He then stepped over the bandicoot and stood over his body and laughed once more maniacally. He then bent forward and wen to grab his head, looking to lock in the Koopa Klutch (Camel Clutch), but Crash suddenly began to squirm in Bowser's grip, and then he suddenly crawled backwards under Bowser and stood up behind the Koopa King and suddenly hit a dropkick to the back of the head. Bowser staggered forward a bit as Crash held his back in pain before running towards the ropes and bouncing off them towards Bowser, but the Koopa King shot toward the incoming marsupial...

BOWSER NEARLY BREAKS CRASH IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!

"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "BOWSER NEARLY SNAPS CRASH IN TWO WITH A MONSTROUS SPEAR!"

Crash is laid out as Bowser covers him!

"Ha, put this one in the books!" Sarge said.

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CRASH SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!

"Damn, somehow, Crash finds the will to break the pin!" Church called. "He's a crazy SOB, but a tough SOB no doubt!"

Bowser frowned down at the bandicoot in slight frustration before standing up and picking the badicoot up to his feet. He then wrapped his hand around his throat, and looked out to the crowd with that maniacal smile and a laugh before lifting Crash by the throat for a Chokeslam...

...but Crash suddenly grabs Bowser's head AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!

"Ah fudge pops, damn that bandicoot's DDT to hell!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser fell down onto his back and Crash hooked a leg!

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BOWSER KICKS OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME!

Crash got up and tried to pick up Bowser, but the Koopa King suddenly stood up and nailed a hard right hand to Crash, knocking teh marsupial back a few steps. Bowser then went for a clotheseline, but the marsupial ducked it and jumped into the air and grabbed Bowser's head from behind, bringing it down for a Neckbreaker! The crowd cheered as Bowser held his neck in pain as Crash made the cover! 1...2...Bowser kicks out just before three! Crash struggled to pick Bowser up and when Bowser got to his feet, Crash attempted to whip him into a corner, but Bowser used his superior strength to keep in place and suddenly whip Crash himself into a corner! Bowser ran after him, looking to destroy him, but Crash lifted his foot up and caught Bowser in the jaw, staggering him back a bit. Crash took advantage, and turned towards the corner.

Crash swiftly climbed to the top turnbuckle...

Backflips off turnbuckle...twists in mid-air...

CRASH AND BURN (Whisper in the Wind) ON BOWSER! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS BOWSER FALLS TO THE CANVAS!

"Crash hits his signature, the Crash and Burn, on Bowser out of nowhere!" Church called. "Bowser is getting more of a challenge than he bargained for!"

Crash leaped over to Bowser and hooked a leg!

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BOWSER GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!

"Sam hell, what a close call!" Sarge said. "I can't believe stupid Crash got such a nearfall on King Bowser!"

Crash grabbed Bowser and picked him up, grabbing his head in a front facelock. He then held one of his hands out to the side, the crowd popping as he signaled for the Wumpa Twist (Twist of Fate)!

Crash pivots himself 180 degrees...

Bowser suddenly spins himself out of Crash's grip...

Crash turns back around due to his momentum, and Bowser grabs him by the throat...

...AND LIFTS HIM UP AND HITS A DEVASTATING CHOKESLAM!

"BOWSER HITS A CHOKESLAM!" Church called. "SON OF A BITCH, BOWSER HITS THE CHOKESLAM OUT OF NOWHERE!"

"Haha, Crash kiss your ass goodbye!" Sarge laughed.

Bowser dropped down and covered Crash with a grin.

"Crash..." Sarge began.

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CRASH KICKS OUT AT 2.99!

"You Just Got...WHAT?!" Sarge screamed.

"WHAT?!" Church yelled as well. "CRASH BANDICOOT REFUSES TO DIE HERE! HE KICKED OUT OF THE CHOKESLAM!"

Bowser has a look of disbelief on his face as he looks down at the bandicoot, before growling in anger. Wanting to finish this, Bowser picked Crash back up and placed his head in between his legs. Wrapping his arms around his waist, Bowser proceeded to lift Crash onto his shoulders...

Suddenly, Crash used the momentum to push himself off Bowser's shoulder and land on his feet!

Crash grabs Bowser's head in a front facelock...Pivots 180 degrees...

CRASH PLANTS BOWSER WITH THE WUMPA TWIST (Twist of Fate)!

"Woah, where the hell did that come from?!" Sarge exclaims.

"Crash just came out of nowhere with the Wumpa Twist!" Church called. "Damn, I did not see that coming at all! I thought he was done for!"

Bowser's face and body lightly bounced off the mat and he rolled onto his back, but instead of going for the pin, Crash got up and went onto the apron. He then proceeded to climb the turnbuckle nearest Bowser, the crowd cheering loudly as they realized what he was going for!

"Is he stupid or becoming Grif?!" Sarge exclaimed. "He should have pinned Bowser off that damn Wumpa Twist!"

"Maybe so, but it seems Crash wants to make sure Bowser stays down for the three!" Church replied. "He may just do that if he hits the Crash Landing!"

Crash quickly reached the top turnbuckle, crouching down on it as he sized the down Bowser. He then stood up and leaped off in a front flip, looking to hit the Crash Landing (Swanton Bomb)...

...Only for Bowser to roll out of the way! Crash lands on the mat back first, and arches his back in severe pain!

"Oh damn, Bowser rolled out of and now Crash is in a world of hurt!" Church called.

"Aha, now there's a crash landing for ya!" Sarge laughed. "Stupid marsupial!"

Bowser quickly got up and with a dark frown on his face, he went over to Crash and picked him up! Placing his head between his legs, Bowser wrapped his arms around his waist, and lifts him up onto his shoulders...

...AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE BOWSER BOMB (Jackknife Powerbomb)!

"SHIT, BOWSER JUST DESTROYED CRASH WITH A SICKENING BOWSER BOMB!" Church called. "I hate to say it, but this one's over!"

Crash was laid out across the canvas as the crowd booed at what happened, completely motionless, but instead of a pin, Bowser picked Crash up again, and proceeded to hit yet another Bowser Bomb on the marsupial, the crowd now even louder with the boos!

"Aha, great move Bowser!" Sarge praised.

"What the hell, man?!" Church exclaimed. "That was uncalled for!"

With a sick smirk, Bowser finally pinned Crash!

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3!

"Crap, Bowser beats Crash!" Church cursed.

("Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold)

"Here is your winner, "The Lethal Enforcer" Bowser!"

The crowd booed loudly and began to chant "Bowser Sucks!" at the Koopa King as he got off of Crash and stood to his feet. Bowser just smirked at the booing crowd went to raise his hand, Bowser snatched it away from the ref and instead proceeded to raise both his fists in victory, reveling in the dominance he had just created.

"Dammit, what was that second Bowser Bomb for?!" Church exclaimed. "He already had the damn match won with the first one, no doubt, there was no reason for the second! But like Jason earlier, he had to go and do it just for the heck of it!"

"It was to put Crash in his place, just like Jason did with Fox!" Sarge retorted. "Crash decided to be all brave and fighting-like and tried to make a fool of Bowser destroyed the bandicoot like the stupid mutant he is! That second Bowser Bomb was to show him he's nothing!"

"Yeah, a nothing that managed to give Bowser a damn impressive fight!" Church replied.

"Ah, details!" Sarge waved off.

Bowser looked down at the bandicoot, who was still sprawled out across the canvas motionless, and laughed at the marsupial before he placed a foot on his chest and stood over him triumphantly, inciting even more boos from the crowd as he raised a hand in the air victoriously, sneering at the crowd all around him, mouthing "The Royal Rumble is mine."

"Great, now Bowser is just rubbing it in." Church groaned. "I swear, I'm surrounded by complete assholes!"

"Bowser deserves this, he dominated his opponent, and made his case for a Royal Rumble victory!" Sarge exclaimed. "The great Koopa King is victorious once again!"

"But only after Crash gave Bowser one hell of a fight and damn near won at times!" Church called. "But unfortunately, you're right, Bowser comes away with an impressive victory."

---

The scene goes to the Titantron which in turns shows the locker room area, where Tails and Knuckles were getting ready for their match, Knuckles pound his fists together while Tails was stretching his legs.

"I can't wait for later tonight!" Knuckles said eagerly. "Force has given us a chance to win the Tag Team Titles, and with the Mario Bros as our opponents, it's a chance to pay back those two plumbers tenfold for what they pulled last night!"

"Yeah, I know!" Tails agreed with a nod. "Still can't believe it though. I was so close to winning that World Title, but then that damn Luigi came out of nowhere and hit me in the head with that steel chair!"

"How do you think I feel?!" Knuckles exclaimed. "I finally hit that damn Mario with the Deep Impact, only for me to get whacked in the back of the head by Toad with the belt, and then get pinned by Mario! That damn Mushroom Kingdom cost us BOTH the title last night! God, I want to rip their throats out!"

"I know, I'm angry too at them but tonight we get a chance for payback!" Tails consoled with a smile. "We can not only beat the hell out of them, but we can take the Tag Titles from them! May not be the World Title, but when it comes to Mario, I'll take any chance to piss him off. Especially after what he did to Sonic..."

"Yeah, I'm with you there buddy." Knuckled also nodded. "After all that red plumber has done, ruining Mario's day will be a pleasure no doubt, and what better way to do that now than to take those Tag Titles from him. I can't wait to see the look on his face when we do."

"Hey guys!" Tails and Knuckles turned to the door to see Coco Bandicoot enter the locker room.

"Coco!" Tails said. "What are you doing here?"

"I just wanted to wish you two luck tonight." Coco replied with a smile. "Though I know you aren't going to need it. You two are going to put those Mario Bros. in their place once and for all! Maybe then, the Tag Titles can come back into prominence like when my brother and Crunch held the titles!"

"Yeah, don't worry, we'll make sure the Tag Division gets back into the spotlight once we win the titles!" Knuckles nods determinedly.

"Speaking of your brother, Bowser really did a number on him out there." Tails pointed out. "You think he's going to be okay?"

"Bowser may have really beaten up my brother, but that won't keep Crash down!" Coco replied surely. "He's crazy no doubt, but he's tough and determined, and he never stays down for long! I've seen him go through worse and still somehow walk afterwards!"

"Yeah, that brother can be the craziest dude out there sometimes, don't know how he manages to keep standing at times." Knuckles commented. "But like you said, Crash will likely bounce back from this."

"Yeah, well, I wish you luck guys, even though I know you both don't need it like I said." Coco told them. "I hope you kick their asses tonight!"

"Me too!" Knuckles grinned eagerly. "And when we take those Titles, we're going to show them what it means to REALLY be Tag Champs!"

Coco smiled at Knuckles before going up to Tails. "Make sure to give those Mario Bros. a good shot for me." Coco said warmly, before giving a kiss on the cheek to Tails, causing the fox to blush. "I'll see you guys later, got to go check up on my brother! Bye!" Coco then proceeded to leave the locker room, leaving Knuckles and an extremely blushing Tails behind. Knuckles looked over to his partner, and smirked knowingly.

"Got yourself a girlfriend, huh Tails?" Knuckles teased.

"Shut up, Knuckles!" Tails replied hotly.

---

The scene Titantron quickly changed once again and this time came back to Force's office, where the owner was found playing on his Xbox 360, where he was somehow playing the new WWE '13 game, procured early by means that no one really knows how. He mashed the buttons furiously as he played CM Punk against John Cena, and was winning, soon enough he had Punk hit the GTS on Cena!

"Yes, I hit the GTS!" Force cheered as Punk pinned Cena and won. "Sorry Cena, but I'm just too much of a Punk fan. So glad I got this game early, it's awesome."

"Force!" The boss turned towards the door where Tidus burst through it, placing himself in front of his desk. "We need to talk right now!"

Force put his controller down and swung his chair around to fully face Tidus. "Is that so? Well, what can I do for you, Tidus?"

"Well, I'll get straight to it. I want another shot at the Cruiserweight Championship." Tidus announced.

Force closed his eyes, unreacting to the words that Tidus has just spoken. "You don't say?" Force said coolly. "That's a very bold demand you've given me, Tidus, especially considering that you just had a title shot last night. Tell me why I should give you another title shot when they are other challengers ready to line up for a shot."

"I'll tell you why." Tidus said determinedly. "I just won a highly contested Triple Threat earlier which included one of the best Cruiserweight Champions in Ratchet! Beating Ratchet in any kind of match isn't an easy task, I know that! Also, I got the potential to be something big here in UCA! I'm one of the best working wrestlers in this company, I can be better than my old man! Hell, I'm already better than my old man, and you know that! I need to be given the ball to roll with to reach my potential, and one more title shot will help me do just that! And besides...you know as well as I do I had Toad beat last night, I was the better wrestler, but he cheated with a damn low blow and escaped by the skin of his teeth with the title. Everyone knows I was inches away from winning that belt, and after what happened to me, I deserve another shot!"

All remained quiet for a few seconds until Force smirked. "Heh, that's exactly what I wanted to hear, Tidus. To be honest, I already knew all of that, though the part of you being better than Jecht is debatable, though I like to call that confidence in one's self. I do know that Toad screwed you over last night, and after hearing how passionate and sure of yourself you were and seeing your victory tonight, you certainly have a strong case for another shot..."

"Yes! So when do I get my shot?" Tidus asked excitedly.

"Ah, wait, let me finish!" Force raised a finger. "You've made a strong case, but I can't just give you the shot! You have to earn your title shot and show you deserve it. You say you think you can beat Toad?"

"I KNOW I can beat him." Tidus reaffirmed strongly.

"Well, I'm going to give you the chance to prove it." Force smirked. "Next week on Flame, it'll be you and Toad one-on-one in a non-title Ragnarok rematch! If you beat him next week, then you will get your shot at the Cruiserweight Title at Royal Reckoning!"

"Is that so?" Tidus smirked as well. "Well I've got nothing to worry about. I'll beat that miserable little Toady no problem, I know I can do it! And then, it's next stop, Cruiserweight Title!"

"Heh, now that's what I want to see from you!" Force laughed. "Good luck next week Tidus! I hope you do pull off the victory!"

"Don't worry Force, I will." Tidus smiled. "Thanks for the second chance."

Tidus then left the office, leaving Force to lean back in his chair with a smile on his face. "You may be changing your tune, Tidus, if you win that match, because I'll have a little surprise in store for the possible match at Royal Reckoning."

---

"Man, what a huge announcement!" Church said. "Next week is a Ragnarok rematch, and if Tidus, he gets another shot at the title at Royal Reckoning!"

"That dirtbag already had his chance last night, and Toad proved himself superior like Reds are to Blues!" Sarge called out. "Tidus shouldn't even have another chance if you ask me!"

"Tidus got screwed last night, and you know it!" Church retorted. "Force may be too lax and cocky at times for my taste, but he can make good decisions, and this is one of them! And at least Tidus has to earn the shot by beating Toad!"

"Which he won't!" Sarge exclained. "Toad will put that Tidus in his place once and for all next week!"

BRING IT! BRING IT!

("Bring It" by Trapt)

The crowd sent out a mixed reaction when the music began to be played, mostly cheers, the arena gaining a slight red hue to it, and moments later, Senji Kiyomasa came out with his trademark black coat and his Hardcore title over his shoulder. The Deadman wore an eager smirk on his face as he walked down the ramp, raising his title above his head as he did so. He entered the ring and climbed to the nearest turnbuckle, raising his Hardcore Title for all to see, a very anxious smirk still plastered on his face.

"The following contest is a Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match, and it is for the UCA Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, from Deadman Wonderland, weighing in at 243 lbs., he is the reigning and defending Hardcore Champion, Senji 'Crow' Kiyomasa!"

"We are now at the second of our three title matches, and this one ain't going to be pretty!" Church stated. "Senji is a four-time Hardcore Champion in UCA, and he's held that title for four months now, and with good reason. Senji is one of our most fierce and violent competitors here, and he's always looking for a good fight!"

"That Deadman is absolutely insane!" Sarge exclaimed. "All he cares about is finding strong opponents and fighting them! Who does his think he is, Kenpachi Zaraki?!"

"Well, Senji is a crazy motherf'er, no doubt about it, and he knows how to create violence!" Church called. "And we don't even know who his opponents are yet! And hearing what Force said earlier tonight, who knows what chaos we'll see unfold."

Senji got off the turnbuckle and leaned backed against the corner, his title hanging over his shoulder as he waited for whoever was going to come out. Aftrer a few moments of no one showing up, Senji called out, "Well, who's it going to be? I don't have all day!" A few more moments passed when...

Keep Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, Rollin!

("Rollin" by Limp Bizkit)

"Oh son of a bitch..." Church muttered.

The crowd boos loudly as dark purple lighting takes over the arena and the lights began to flicker on and off, and when the music picked up, Chaos the Hedgehog came out onto the stage and stood in the middle of it. He held his head down to the ground for a few seconds before looking up and towards the booing crowd and sneered before giving out a battle cry and raising his arms in the air before walking down the ramp in a powerful manner. He leapt onto the apron and entered the ring, eyeing Senji evilly before walking over to the corner and climbed it, raising his arms in a god-like manner!

"And introducing the challengers, first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 238 lbs., he is the "God of Destruction," Chaos the Hedegehog!"

"Senji wanted a fight, and he will undoubtedly get one thanks to this guy alone!" Church called. "He's one of the most sadistic and barbaric guys on our roster! A staple of the Hardcore Division, he's won five Hardcore Titles, one of those reigns last seven months! The dude even thinks he's a god, for Christ's sake! This is one messed up dude!"

"Ah, but when he says he's a God of Destruction, he proves it by utterly annihilating and massacring his opponents like they were Grif in Grifball!" Sarge replied. "He truly is the God of Destruction, and I bow before this awesome and mighty powerful force!"

"What the hell is wrong with you Sarge?!" Church exclaims. "Ugh, regardless, Chaos no doubt is one dangerous individual who can destroy you with his bare hands! And he's only one of the challengers! Who knows who the others could be?!

I Hear Voices In My Head!

("Voices" by Rev Theory)

"Woah!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd explodes into a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, as the music played and moments later, Shadow came walking out of the curtain, a stoic, yet determined expression on his face. He stood on the stage for a brief moment, staring down those in the ring before proceeding walk down the ramp in a slow, deliberate manner. When he reached the ring, he walked up the steps and entered the ring, and climbed up one of the turnbuckles and stared out at the crowd.

"And introducing the next challenger, from Space Colony ARK, weighing in at 231 lbs., "The Ultimate Life Form" Shadow the Hedghehog!"

"Force has really shocked me here!" Church called. "I didn't think he would choose Shadow of all people for this match! In his time here in UCA, Shadow's a former two-time Intercontinental Champion, six-time Tag Team Champion, and a three-time World Champion! Hell, last year, he won the freakin' Royal Rumble match!"

"Yeah, yeah, he's pretty accomplished, but he couldn't defeat the great Mario last year at Final Clash!" Sarge stated. "And what's more, one thing he's never done is win the Hardcore Title! He's no Ultimate Life Form, he's a failure like Grif!"

"I wouldn't say that if I were you or you might get blown to pieces by Shadow there." Church replied. "But you are right, Shadow has yet to win the Hardcore Title, but if he manages to be the last man standing here, he can finally win it. And knowing how badass he can be, he could do just that!"

Thank You For Reminding Me To Sin With A Grin!

("Sin with a Grin" by Shinedown)

"Are you kidding me?!" Church shouted.

The crowd continued to cheer loudly as Sly Cooper came out onto the stage, a big grin on his face as he held his trademark cane in his hand. With a sly smirk, he tipped his hat over his eyes and twirled the cane above him for a few seconds before bringing it down to a flash of pyro all around him. Sly then shot his head up and made his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans at ringside before making his way to the apron and climbing up the nearest turnbuckle, raising his cane in the air.

"And introducing next, representing the Sony Saint, from Paris, France, weighing in at 229 lbs., "Thievius Raccoonus" Sly Cooper!"

"ANOTHER Sony Saint?!" Sarge screamed. "Goddammit, these guys are like cockroaches, they just keep on coming!"

"Force is really pulling out all the stops for this title match!" Church calls. "Sly is a former three-time Intercontintenal Champion, former Cruiserweight Champion, a two-time World Heavyweight Champion, and the FIRST-EVER UCA Mr. Money in the Bank in 2006! And plus, he's the leader of the resident Sony Saints!"

"But he's a thief dammit!" Sarge replied. "A dirty Blue thief! I think he stole my wallet earlier today! Plus, he cheats in half of his matches, and the fans love him for it! What's wrong with them?! Sly shouldn't cheat!"

"Hey, you weren't complaining when Scourge cheated earlier!" Church retorted. "And besides, Sly's a thief, can't expect a thief to play by the rules all the time. But Sly's a cool dude, and he knows what's right and what's wrong! And with Sly, Shadow, and Chaos all challenging Senji for the Hardcore Title, this is going to be one hell of a chaotic brawl no doubt!"

Senji just smirked wildly and eagerly as he looked at all of the competitors, pleased with the slew of competitors that Force has put against him. The ref came up to Senji, and the Deadman handed his title to the ref, who proceeded to raise it high above him in the middle of the ring for all to see before handing it over to ringside and rang the bell!

"Here we go, Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match for the Hardcore Title!" Church called.

Chaos immediately dashed over to Senji and pushed him into a corner, while Sly and Shadow met one another and began to slug it out with each other in the middle of the ring. Chaos drove his shoulder repeatedly into Senji's stomach in the corner while Shadow got the better of Sly and backed him into the ropes before clotheslining him over the top rope and down to the ground next to the announce table. Shadow followed him outside, picked the thief up, and proceeded to ram him backfirst into the steel post! Sly Cooper gritted his teeth in pain as he slightly slumped against the post, while Shadow grabbed a steel chair from ringside to cheers from the crowd! Sizing up Sly, he proceeded to swing the chair for the racoon's head, but Sly moved out of the way, the chair colliding with the steel post as a result! The impact caused Shadow to lose hold of the chair, and when he turned to face the racoon, Sly suddenly leapt at his shoulders, wrapped his legs around his head, and suddenly hit a Hurricarana, sending Shadow crashing into the barricade!

"We're off to a fast and furious start, and Shadow gets Hurricaraned into the barricade after trying to Sly's head off with a freakin' chair!" Church shouted.

"I wish Shadow had taken his head off!" Sarge stated. "Damn Sony Saint..."

Meanwhile in the ring, Senji landed a well-placed right hand on Chaos, backing him out of the corner, and Senji took down the hedgehog and mounted him, delivering a flurry of punches on the downed hedgehog. Chaos quickly pushed Senji off of him and both scrambled to their feet, Chaos looking to hit a Big Boot. Senji ducked his head in time, and when Chaos turned around, the Champ brought him down with an STO! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Senji picked up Chaos, but Sly came out of nowhere and slammed a trash can lid over his skull, dropping him to the ground before turning and around and doing the same to Chaos! Sly drops and covers Senji! 1...2...Senji kicks out! Sly now covers Chaos! 1...2...Chaos also kicks out! Sly slid himself out under the ropes and looked under the ring, pulling out a trash can filled to the brim with weapons, the crowd popping at the sight of them as Sly threw them in the ring!"

"Aha, now it's going to get real good!" Sarge stated joyously. "I love blood and violence!"

"Sly has brought the weapons into the match, and it's going to get real hardcore real fast!" Church called.

Sly slid back into the ring and grabbed the trash can, emptying of its weapons before stalking Senji with it, and when the Champ got up, Sly slam the trash can over his skull, Senji falling down motionless. All the while, Chaos crawled over to the slew of weapons across the mat, and when Sly took notice of him, he walked over to him and raised the trash can above his head, ready to strike. Suddenly, Chaos grabbed a kendo stick and swung it at Sly, striking him right across the midsection. The crowd "Ooooh'ed" at the impact as Sly dropped the trash can, and held his stomach in pain right before Chaos got up and whacked Sly across the head with the kendo stick! Chaos went into a fury and slammed the kendo stick across the downed Sly multiple times! Shadow comes into the ring and comes up behind Chaos, and lands an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker on him! Shadow covers Chaos! 1...2...Chaos kicks out in time!

"Damn, this is getting ugly in a hurry!" Church states. "This is becoming like when Tex goes on a rampage and destroys everything in sight, except at least everybody is on equal ground here!"

Shadow slides out of the ring and grabs the chair from earlier and gets back into the ring. He goes to a corner, and wedges the chair in between the turnbuckles, and after making sure it's stuck tight, he goes over to Sly and picks him up. After backing him up into the corner, Shadow attempts to whip him into the chair-wedged corner, but Sly reverses and whips him instead! Shadow manages to stop himself from hitting the corner and chair...BUT SLY SUDDENLY DROPKICKS FROM BEHIND INTO THE WEDGED CHAIR! Shadow goes limp in between the turnbuckles!

"Jumping Jehosaphat, Shadow just gets his brains scrambled!" Sarge exclaimed. "Damn Sly for causing such a thing!"

Sly pulled Shadow out of the corner and placed him in a front facelocj, but when he did, Senji came at him and went for a clothesline! Sly ducks it however, and grabs Senji's head from behind with his free hand...SLY NAILS A DDT ON SHADOW AND NECKBREAKER ON SENJI AT THE SAME TIME! Sly with the cover on Shadow!

1...

2...

Shadow manages to get the shoulder up!

Sly got up to his feet, and saw Chaos doing the same thing and rushed at him. Chaos suddenly grabbed him and spun around, landing a Black Hole Slam to a chorus of boos! Chaos hooks the leg! 1...2...Sly kicks out! Chaos snarls and decides to go after Senji and picks him up, attempting to whip him, but Senji reverse and whips Chaos to himself...Senji picks him up and holds him over his head...SENJI HITS THE WONDERLAND WHIP (Irish Whip Pulled Back Into A Military Press-Samoan Drop) ONTO THE TRASH CAN!

"OH SHIT!" Church shouts. "Wonderland Whip onto the freakin' trash can! That can is crushed, and so may be Chaos' back!"

Chaos growls through his teeth in pain as he arches his back, and Senji pulls him off the trash can and hooks the leg!

1...

2...

Chaos gets the shoulder up before the three count!

"Chaos proves himself a god by kicking out of that devastating maneuver!" Sarge said.

Senji picks Chaos up to his feet and picks hims up onto his shoulder in an Argentine Rack, the crowd going wild at what was coming! Senji went to deliver his finisher on Chaos...BAM! SHADOW CRACKS A STEEL CHAIR OVER SENJI'S FACE! Senji goes limp as he falls down to the ground in a heap, letting go of the hedgehog on his shoulders. Shadow looks to take out Chaos with the chair, when Sly suddenly leaps at the ropes near Shadow...NINJA SPIRE KICK (Disaster Kick) INTO STEEL CHAIR INTO SHADOW'S FACE!

"Crap, this is getting nasty!" Church calls. "Sly hits the signature Ninja Spire Kick, sending that steel chair into Shadow with a smack!"

Shadow recoils as he lifts a foot off the ground due to the impact before falling down to the ground. Sly jumps over and covers Shadow!

1...

2...

SHADOW KICKS OUT AT 2.9!

"Thank merciful Lord, Shadow kicked out!" Sarge exclaimed. "Sly should not be even getting the first elimination!"

Sly got up and turned around...ONLY TO RUN INTO A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER FROM CHAOS! Chaos sneered down at the racoon before picking him up and lifting him onto his shoulders in the Fireman's Carry...spins him around by his legs, grabs Sly's head...

...CHAOS DRIVES SLY DOWN FACE-FIRST WITH RAGNAROK (TKO)!

"HE GOT IT!" Church shouted. "CHAOS HITS THE RAGNAROK! THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE FOR SLY!"

Sly's head bounces off the canvas and the racoon rolls across the ring and slides under the ropes and out of the ring just before Chaos could reach him!

"Ah dammit, Sly slid out of the ring from his own momentum before Chaos could pin him!" Sarge cursed. "What a load of absolute bologna!"

Chaos growled in absolute anger at this turn of events and was about to go pin him outside, when he suddenly noticed Shadow still lying across the ring. A sadistic grin appeared on his face as an idea formed in his head. Chaos grabbed the steel chair and threw it down into the middle of the ring before picking up Shadow and placing him in the Powerbomb position, a chorus of boos ringing out from the crowd!

"Oh no, I don't like this!" Church stated. "Chaos is looking to destroy Shadow with a Ride to Hell on the steel chair!"

"Ha, give it to the worthless turd, Chaos!" Sarge shouted. "Show him who the God of Destruction is!"

Chaos looked out to the crowd for a moment with an absolutely insane look on his face before wrapping his arms around Shadow's waist...SHADOW WITH A BACK BODY DROP ON CHAOS! CHAOS LANDS ON THE STEEL CHAIR BACK-FIRST! Chaos shouts out in pain for a second as he gets up, only to be grabbed by Shadow and placed between his legs...

Shadow hooks the arms...Jumps into the air with Chaos...

CHAOS NIGHTMARE (Pedigree) ON CHAOS!

"SHADOW HITS THE CHAOS NIGHTMARE OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church shouted. "CHAOS GETS DRILLED!"

"NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Sarge screams.

Chaos bounces off the mat onto his mat! Shadow covers and hooks the leg!

1...

2...

3!

"WHAT?!" Sarge screams.

"Ladies and gentleman, Chaos the Hedgehog has been eliminated!"

"I'm actually shocked right now!" Church admits. "I mean, let's face it, Chaos is one sadistic, evil bastard, and he thrives in this type of environment! I expected him to at least get to the final two, but first one eliminated?! That's just a shocker right there!"

"This isn't fair!" Sarge screamed. "Shadow cheated, that dirtbag cheated! The God of Destruction can't be out first, this is a travesty! How dare that black hedgehog!"

"Too bad, there are no rules in a Hardcore Title match, and this is just how it went down, so get over it idiot!" Church replied.

Shadow gets off Chaos and stands to his feet, as the crowd chants "Shadow! Shadow! Shadow!"...ONLY TO GET A BICYCLE KICK FROM SENJI! Senji is bleeding heavily from the chair shot before, looking angrily at the one who delivered it! Chaos is rolled out of the ring by other officials as Senji drops down for a cover! 1...2...Shadow kicks out in time! Senji picked up Shadow and delivers a few hard knees to the skull of Shadow before lifting Shadow, and hits a Standing Spinebuster! Cover again! 1...2...Shadow kicks out yet again! Chaos leans against the apron outside the ring as he comes to his senses, and when he does, his eyes widened as what happened sets in!

"As Senji beats the crap out of Shadow, Chaos has realized he just got kicked out of this match!" Church states.

"Still not fair, dammit!" Sarge said.

The refs try to usher Chaos out of the ringside area, but Chaos stands up and begans to yell and argue with the refs, shouting "I can't be the first eliminated! I can't be, dammit!" As Chaos tears his quills out in anger, Senji picks Shadow and lifts him onto his shoulder in an Argentine Rack position! However, Chaos suddenly struggles in Senji's grip, and eventually Shadow gets out and lands behind Senji. Shadow backs up as Senji turns around...AND NAILS THE DEADMAN WITH THE CHAOS BLAST (Drive-By Kick)!

"CHAOS BLAST!" Church shouts. "Shadow damn near takes Senji's head off with the Chaos Blast! The end may be near for the Champ!"

Senji falls to the ground in a heap before Shadow picks him back up, and places his head between his legs, setting up for the Chaos Nightmare. Shadow hooks the arms...

...WHEN CHAOS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS SHADOW WITH A VICIOUS CHAIR SHOT!

"SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouts. "WHAT THE FUCK IS CHAOS DOING?!"

"Putting Shadow in his place, what does it like, dirtbag?!" Sarge replies.

Shadow falls backwards down to the ground as he lets go of Senji, completely lied out across the mat motionless. Chaos then proceeds to bring the steel chair down on Shadow over and over again, the crowd gasping at the sound of steel meeting flesh countless times! After about over ten chair shots to Shadow's body, Chaos throws the chair down angrily picks up Shadow, placing him in the Powebomb position!

Chaos lifts him up onto his shoulders...

Lifts him up even higher by the tights...

RIDE TO HELL (The Last Ride) ON SHADOW! SHADOW GETS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE MAT!

"DAMMIT, SHADOW WAS SENT ON THE RIDE TO HELL!" Church shouts. "SHADOW HAS JUST BEEN DESTROYED! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! THERE'S NO REASON FOR THIS!"

"Shut up, Blue, Chaos is the God of Destruction, so obviously his reasons are too complex for a dirty Blue like you to understand!" Sarge replied with a bit of satisfaction.

Shadow's body sat up for a second from the immense impact before falling back down, completely limp. Chaos stood over Shadow and growled darkly before exiting the ring and leaving up the ramp, the crowd booing him and chanting "You're No God! You're No God!" As Chaos leaves, Sly suddenly manages to slide himself back into the ring and it's there that he sees the carnage all around him. He then notices Shadow down on the mat and then looks at Chaos as he goes behind the curtain. He then looks back at Shadow for a second before looking at the crowd...and then just shrugs and covers Shadow!

"Sly's got Shadow covered after Chaos did the damage!" Church stated.

1...

2...

3!

"Ladies and gentlemen, Shadow the Hedgehog has been eliminated!"

"Ah dammit, I hate this!" Sarge screamed in dismay. "While Shadow deserved what happened to him, now that damn Sly is in the final two!"

"I can't really fault Sly for taking advantage of the situation the way he did!" Church stated. "I would've done the same thing in his position, but dammit, Chaos screwed Shadow here! He destroyed Shadow and made him easy pickings to be pinned! Complete jackass move!"

A mixed reaction came from the crowd as Sly got off of Shadow and took a knee, the refs rolling Shadow out of the ring before helping him up the ramp. Sly looked at Shadow's retreating figure before his gaze landed on the bloodied Senji who was slowly getting back to his feet. With a sly smirk, Sly anxiously waited and prepped up as Senji managed to get to his feet. When he backed up shaking cobwebs out of his head, Sly grabbed Senji from behind and put him in an inverted facelock, a pop coming from the crowd.

"Sly's looking to finish things with the Honor Among Thieves!" Church called. "If he hits it, we have a new Hardcore Champion!"

Sly smirked charmingly at the crowd before pivoting slightly to one side to prep up...but Senji suddenly spins out of the thief's grip, and turns Sly inside out with a clothesline!

"Yes!" Sarge cheered. "Go Senji! Take out that damn thief!"

"Wait, I thought you disliked Senji?!" Church pointed out.

"I do, but I hate Sly more!" Sarge replied. "So Senji all the way!"

Senji slightly staggered to his feet, bloody and all, before grabbing a kendo stick, and when Sly managed to get to his feet, Senji cracked the kendo stick across his skull. Sly stood on his feet, completely knocked for a loop, before Senji grabbed him and hooked both of his arms, lifts him up...SENJI HITS THE CROW CLAW (Double Underhook Impaler DDT)!

"Senji hits the Crow Claw big time!" Church stated. "He may have him here!"

Senji covers Sly and hooks the leg!

1...

2...

NO! SLY SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!

"Ah dammit, so close, so fudgin' close!" Sarge exclaimed. "Stay down you damn raccoon!"

Senji slams a fist down on the mat in frustration as he sits up and looks down at the raccoon, wondering what he had to do. An idea suddenly struck Senji, and he smirked wildly before sliding out of the ring. He lifted the apron up and began searching under the ring for a few moments, and once he found what he was looking for, he grinned, and pulled out a wooden table! The crowd went wild and chanted "Tables! Tables! Tables!" as Senji slid the table into the ring and entered it as well.

"Uh oh, the furniture is being broken out here!" Church exclaimed. "Someone may be going through a table, and it may be Sly!"

"Ha, Sly through a table, almost as great as watching Grif get destroyed in Grifball!" Sarge stated joyously.

As Senji began to set the table up in the ring, Sly began to crawl across the ring unbeknownst to him towards a certain corner, and once he reached it, he reached under the ropes and outside the ring...and suddenly pulled out his cane that he had set down there earlier. The crowd gives out a mixed reaction at the sight of Sly's famous weapon.

"Sly's got his cane!" Church called. "Sly's got his cane and Senji doesn't even know it! Senji may be in for a good caning!"

"No Senji, don't turn around!" Sarge tried to warn him.

After Senji set up the table, he then went for Sly, not knowing what he had in his hand. Once he reached, Senji reached for Sly and pulled him out of the corner and picked him up to his feet, but once he did Sly pushes him away AND WHACKS HIM ACROSS THE TEMPLE WITH THE CANE! The crowd goes wild as Senji falls down to the ground practically unconscious, Sly's cane now covered in Senji's blood.

"SLY JUST KNOCKED SENJI'S LIGHTS OUT WITH HIS CANE!" Church exclaims. "I'D BE SURPRISED IF SENJI DIDN'T LOSE A FEW BRAIN CELLS LIKE CABOOSE HAS!"

"NO! NO! NO!" Sarge chanted. "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"

Sly threw his cane to the side before crawling over to Senji and weakly hooking his leg.

"Sly's got Senji pinned! Senji's knocked out after that cane shot!" Church called out.

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SENJI SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.999! THE CROWD GOES WILD!

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Church shouted. "HOW THE HELL DID SENJI KICK OUT?! THAT'S GOT TO BE INSTINCT RIGHT THERE, NO OTHER EXPLANATION!"

"YES! YES! YES!" Senji chanted. "SENJI CAME THROUGH FOR ME! THANK YOU SENJI! IF YOU WIN, YOU WILL BE AN HONORARY RED FROM NOW ON!"

"SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" Church shouted at Sarge.

Sly looked down at Senji in total disbelief and ran a hand through his fur, trying to figure out what to do to keep Senji down. Throwing his arms up in a shrug, Sly decided to go for broke and picked Senji up, placing him in position for the Honor Among Thieves (CrossRhodes), but just before he hit it, Senji once again escaped his hold, and pulled Sly towards him, picking him up in an Argentine Rack and walked over to where the table was...he grabbed a leg of Sly's...flipped Sly over...

INVISIBLE BLACK (Sit-Out Argentine Facebuster) THROUGH THE TABLE!

"HOLY SHIT!" Church shouted. "SLY JUST GETS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED! INIVSIBLE BLACK THROUGH THE TABLE! JUST INSANE!

"PIN HIM, SENJI! PIN HIM!" Sarge urged.

The crowd goes absolutely wild with cheers as Sly goes absolutely limp among the debris of the table with pieces strewn about. Senji grabs one of Sly's arms and pulls him out of the debris, turning him over and covering him with a weakly hooked leg!

"Senji with the cover!" Church called.

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"Senji did it! Against all odds, Senji has retained his Hardcore Title!" Church stated.

("Bring It" by Trapt)

"Here is your winner of the match, and still Hardcore Champion, Senji 'Crow' Kiyomasa!"

The crowd continues to cheer wildly as they began to applaud for the war they had just seen. Senji rolled off of Sly and lied down on the ground next to him, exhausted and worn out as the ref placed his title belt across his chest, blood still running down his face. Eventually, Senji managed to gather the strength to slowly stand up, clutching his title belt and when he did, the ref raised his free hand in victory as Senji raised his title belt above his head.

"We just witnessed a brutal and violent war over the Hardcore Title just now!" Church stated. "Trash cans, steel chairs, canes, and tables, this was truly a Hardcore Match! But in the end, against all the odds, Senji survived this Elimination Match and walks out still champion!"

"And sweet gibblets, thank goodness for that, for I couldn't stand if that Sony Saint was Champ!" Sarge stated. "Ha, and what makes this better is that with this, the Sony Saints have been completely shut out tonight! Best thing since Grifball!"

"It has not been a good night for the Sony Saints, you are right about that, but they'll bounce back, I'm sure of it. But for now, this is Senji's moment." Church replied.

Senji bent down as he lightly panted before he surveyed the carnage that was now around him, and suddenly, he smirked with satisfaction as he threw his title belt over his shoulder, and exited the ring and walked up the ramp. As he did, he turned around and raised his title up in the air, grinning with great joy in his eyes.

"That crazy as fudge Deadman is actually grinning!" Sarge said in disbelief. "He actually enjoyed the war he just endured! I appreciate him destroying Sly, but what is wrong with him?!"

"Well, he loves a good fight, and strong opponents, and he certainly got both tonight." Church pointed out. "In the end, Senji's reign as Hardcore Champ continues after what was a Hardcore War!"

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UCA Rewind: Royal Reckoning 2007

Royal Rumble Moments

"2007 was a very special year for me, for obvious reasons." Scourge smirked. "It was not only the year I made my rise as one of the top heels in the business..."

"It's now time for the 2007 Royal Rumble Match!" Church said. "Who will be the one to win that coveted Final Clash World Title shot tonight?"

"...it was also the year I won the Royal Rumble match." Scourge finished. "Launched my career to the next level, to be honest. Royal Rumble can do wonders for you like that."

The crowd counted down as the counter began to drop as the competitors fought inside the ring! 5...4...3...2...1...Metalingus suddenly plays over the loud speakers!

#20 Scourge the Hedgehog

"It's the self-proclaimed King of the World!" Church calls out.

"I think that Scourge has a great chance at winning this!" Sarge stated. "He made himself so awesome when he shed that stupid color blue and reformed himself!"

"Tch, as if Sarge." Church scoffed. "Scourge can be whatever color he wants, but he'll always be Evil Sonic, a stupid imitation of the real thing who can't make it big!"

"What makes me remember that Rumble so fondly was not just the win..." Scourge stated. "...but how I freakin' won it. Heh, no one saw it coming at all. One of the greatest ideas I ever had."

Scourge hits the Spear on Spiderman out of nowhere and smirks at his work before turning around and getting a hard kick in the head from Invader Zim, falling to the ground in a heap and rolling out under the ropes and out of the ring, not being eliminated since it wasn't over the top rope. Scourge then crawls towards the ring, and suddenly goes under it, hiding from view. However, Jak saw this and shook his head and went through the middle ropes, and reached under the ring and searched around and a few seconds, he pulled out Scourge and threw him back in the ring and hit a hard clothesline!

"Scourge tried to hide like a coward, but Jak stops him easily!" Church called. "Though Scourge does seem a bit different now for some reason..."

"Shut up and call the match, dirty Blue!" Sarge stated.

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"We're down to the final stretch here!" Church shouted. "Three men remain: Red, Blue, and Scourge! One of these guys is going to Final Clash!"

Red and Blue are both on the apron while Scourge is in the ring, duking it out with punches hoping to knock the other one off the apron.

"The eternal Pokemon rivals are just beating the hell out of each other here!" Church called. "They both won this match before, they want to win it again!"

"I love myself a good ol' fashioned fight!" Sarge exclaimed. "But they are on the freakin' apron and both went over the top rope! They should take notice of Scourge or else!"

Scourge suddenly shoots up and dashes forward towards Red and Blue...

...only for the Pokemon rivals to pull the ropes down and send Scourge flying over the top rope and crashing down to the ground! The crowd cheers as Red and Blue look down at the green hedgehog.

"Scourge is eliminated!" Church shouts. "I knew that faker wouldn't win this thing! Now it's down to either Red or Blue...

RED AND BLUE ARE SUDDENLY SPEARED OFF THE APRON OUT OF NOWHERE! BOTH GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND AT THE SAME TIME! SCOURGE IS THE CULPRIT!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church shouts. "SCOURGE?! BUT SCOURGE IS OUTSIDE THE RING ELIMINATED! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

The refs go to check on the "Scourge" that's lying outside the ring and look him over. One ref turns him over to check on him...

...ONLY TO FIND A BLUE COLOR CONTACT ON THE GROUND! THAT HEDGEHOG HAS BROWN EYES! IT'S NOT THE REAL SCOURGE!

"HE'S A FAKE!" Sarge shouts. "GREAT SODIUM CHLORIDE, THAT'S JUST A HEDGEHOG MADE TO LOOK LIKE SCOURGE! SCOURGE WAS NEVER TRULY ELIMINATED!"

The refs look back and forth between the fake and the real Scourge in the ring, before coming to a decision and ringing the bell!

"NO WAY! YOU DON'T MEAN..." Church yells.

"Here is your winner of the 2007 Royal Rumble Match, "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"

"SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" Church screams out in anger. "YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

"I outsmarted everybody with what I did." Scourge laughs. "Having a hedgehog made to look like me and and swap places with him during the match, wrestling for me while I lied in wait was just genius. That hedgehog wasn't me, so when he got thrown over the top, I was never really eliminated! Hah, that was just priceless!"

Scourge goes wild in the ring in with cheering while the crowd is absolutely deafening with the boos and chants "Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!"

"THIS IS NOT RIGHT DAMMIT!" Church shouts. "THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER CRAP! SCOURGE DIDN'T WORK FOR THIS VICTORY! HE SWAPPED PLACES WITH SOMEONE POSING AS HIM THAT DID THE WORK FOR HIM! THAT DAMN OPPORTUNIST SCREWED EVERYBODY IN THIS MATCH!"

"QUIET BLUE, THIS WHOLE PLAN WAS INGENIOUS!" Sarge shouts in reply. "SCOURGE JUST OUTSMARTED EVERYBODY! I APPLAUD HIS INTELLIGENCE! LET US CELEBRATE, DIRTY BLUE!"

"GODDAMMIT, SCOURGE HAS STOLEN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!" Church calls out.

"I immediately became the most hated guy in UCA for what I pulled, and then went onto Final Clash and beat Fox for my first World Title." Scourge reminisced fondly. "With that, it was only a matter of time before I established myself as one of the top bad guys in this business. I've done a lot in my career since then, multiple World Titles, main events, even a Money in the Bank win, but no doubt about it, I will always consider the 2007 Royal Rumble and the way I won it my greatest achievement. Heh, don't you just love it when a plan comes together?"

The final shot is of Scourge standing on the turnbuckle, holding his hands up in rock signs with fireworks going off, the Final Clash sign in the background behind him.

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A/N: Part two of Week 1 is finally finished, and what a chapter it was, an open challenge, an impromptu tag team match, a match with title implication set up next week, and a Hardcore War with the Champ somehow managing to retain! I have to say I'm kind of proud of this chapter, felt I really outdone myself with the matches here, and I hope you all feel the same way. Next chapter will be part three, and will be the end of Week 1, so anticipate that.

Also, you've just seen the newest idea I had, UCA Rewind. In order to get a better grip of the history of UCA, and for you all to know more about it as well, I've decided to do a segment called UCA Rewind every week, which will rewind and go over some of the greatest matches, moments, and wins in UCA history. I plan on doing one or two every UCA Week, so I hope you all find the first one great, as the next few weeks will be about the Royal Rumble.

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I will have part 3 up as soon as I can! Until next time, my friends and fans!