Universal Character Association: Week 2
"Hey everybody, it's Donut here!" The pink - I mean light red - armored soldier said. "I hope you are all enjoying the show, because I sure am! Isn't today just wonderful for everyone? And guess what? I'm being joined right now by one of the three men who will compete in the Triple Threat Match to determine the first and last entrants in the Rumble tonight! Please welcome the self-proclaimed "King of the World," Scourge the Hedgehog!"
The crowd booed almost as loudly as they were booing Mario earlier as Scourge came onto the screen wearing his sunglasses and jacket, and the green hedgehog was looking at the soldier with an incredulous look.
"Now Scourge, you..." Donut began, but Scourge suddenly pulled the mic to him.
"Hold on just a damn second!" Scourge stated, a bit irked. "What do you mean self-proclaimed King of the World? There's nothing self-proclaimed about it! I AM the King of the World, no dispute about that! Triple H can take his "King of Kings" moniker and shove it up his ass because no one rules me! I am the greatest freakin' thing that ever happened to UCA! These idiot fans may not want to think it's true, but it is! I am the King of the World, and that's not self-proclaimed, that's fact! Get that through your thick skull!"
"Uhhh...okay." Donut replied sheepishly. "So, uhhh...Scourge, you face off against Jason and Bowser later for the chance to be last Rumble entrant, but with all the possibility of ending up as the first entrant. What do you think your chances are heading into the match?"
"Are you serious?" Scourge asked incredulously. "You can't be serious. Unbelievable, how stupid can you interviewers be man? I mean, come on, that is the stupidest question you can ever ask that has the most obvious answer. My chances heading into this match aren't 33 percent, there aren't 50 percent nor 75 percent, not even 90 percent! No, my chances at winning are 100 percent! And it's not hard to see why! I mean, first off, I'm a FOUR-TIME World Champion in UCA, while neither Jason nor Bowser have even won a World Title! That automatically puts them at a level below me! And they'll likely blow any chance they ever get at a World Title, because let's face it, Jason's a whiny, pissed off inmate who's too insane to know how to do things, and Bowser's an overrated, oversized turtle who's famous only for getting his ass handed to him by Mario! They don't hold a candle to me! And besides, both of them together aren't as smart as me, and like I said last week, you have to be the smartest to achieve in this business. And no doubt, I am the smartest, I can outsmart anyone I want, especially a insane inmate and stupid turtle. Look where my smarts have gotten me: World Titles, Final Clash main event, Royal Rumble wins, Money in the Bank, just about everything I can have in this business and more! And no doubt about, I'm going to outsmart and outwrestle those two buffoons on my way to the Royal Rumble match, which I will for the second time! I will then go on to main event Final Clash, something that only I deserve to do and become a five-time World Champion, and show everything why I am the King of the World! Oh these people will try to deny it all they want, but they all know this to be true, and soon enough, they will have no choice but to bow to me! It's only a matter of time, Pinky! All Hail the King, Baby!"
The crowd was thunderous with boos as Scourge flashed a cocky, devious smirk to the camera, repeating "All Hail the King, baby..."
"You know…he was once a normal man...as normal as you all are...with a normal life." A gravely voice spoke out.
The Titantron shows to the audience the completely dark room save for the dim light from the lamp attached to the ceiling slightly swinging, and in that center, the man from before was there as well, staring down at his fists as he sat in the lone steel chair of the room.
"But as all things in life…it all changed for him…in the blink of an eye."
The man kept his gaze upon the closed fists that he held below his head, his eyes never blinking or wandering from their intended target before he slowly lowered his hands.
"It wasn't his fault…he was only…following orders…But sometimes…that's how it crumbles…"
The man stayed still for several seconds, staying in an almost frozen-like state as he stared down at the ground from his sitting position, when all of a sudden, he began to slowly move from his position.
"But no matter…for in the end…he fought…through the horrors…he inadvertently caused…and survived. And in doing so…he caught…my interest…"
The man placed his hands on the chair and pushed himself off it slowly, and now stood up onto his feet, his eyes once again gazing down to the ground, the shadows still covering his face completely.
"And now…it is time again…even though no one is more deserving of a rest…because if it was any time before…well…"
Several seconds once again passed by as the man once again went into his still stature, staying in his posture for what seemed like an eternity, until he slowly began to raise his head upwards. When the head was finally raised, the light from the lamp partly illuminated, revealing a green eye behind a pair of glasses.
"Let's just say…his hour has come again…"
"What the hell?" Church stated confusedly. "It was that damn promo again, but different. Like a continuation from before. What is this all about?"
"Hell if I know, Blue." Sarge replied. "I'm just as confused as you are, and I hate being as confused as someone like you! I should know what this is!"
"Just because your a 'Red' doesn't mean you know everything, Sarge." Church said exasperatedly. "Though there were some parts of that promo that seemed a bit familiar to me, though I can't put my finger on it..."
"Ah who cares. that's over now!" Sarge exclaimed. "Because now it's time for our next match of the evening.
("Re-Education (Through Labor)" by Rise Against)
The crowd cheered loudly as none other than Master Chief came through the curtain and walked to one side of the stage and then to the other before walking onto the ramp. He gave a few athletic leaps before throwing his arms downward, green machine gun pyro going off behind him. He made his way down the ramp before leaping up onto the apron and entered the ring, pumping his fist through the air.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Eridanus II, weighing in at 249 lbs., Master Chief!"
"Alright, Master Chief is in the house!" Church stated. "Chief is a former World Champion, Intercontinental, and Hardcore Champion in UCA! One of the greatest gaming characters in history!"
"Even I have great respect for the Chief!" Sarge admitted. "Because of him and his games, the Webseries starring us great Red rose to popularity! Because of him, the Reds are known everywhere! And for that, I salute you Master Chief!"
"We from the Red vs Blue series owe a lot to Chief, and so do many more!" Church stated. "We haven't seen him in awhile, but you can bet your damn ass whoever he is going to face is going to have a tough fight ahead of him!"
Hey! Nothing You Can Say!
("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive)
The crowd instantly showered the arena with very loud boos as the lights turned blue all over, and Megaman came out onto the stage with a cocky swagger about him. Smirking arrogantly to the crowd, he raised his hands in a Randy-Orton like pose and blue pyro sparks shot out from the stage, showering Megaman in a great visual until they ended and Megaman made his way down the rampway.
"Introducing next, from Capcom, weighing in at 224 lbs., "The Gaming Killer" Megaman!"
"Oh great, here's a great asshole for ya!" Church said. "The guy debuted here about a year ago, a good guy and all! He was one of the gaming's greatest characters! But then he went and backstabbed the entire gaming industry, he fucking betrayed them! Now he calls himself the Gaming Killer, going around beating and taking out legendary gaming characters in this business! What a dick!"
"If there is anyone who is worthy enough to beat Chief, it's Megaman!" Sarge exclaimed. "I may not like his choice of color, but his attitude reeks of the good ol' me! All gaming characters will soon fall before Megaman!"
"Please, if anything, Chief is knock his teeth down his throat!" Church stated. "And I hope to God he does! I mean-Hey wait!"
Megaman stopped in front of the ring, staring at Chief with an arrogant smirk on his face before raising showing off his right arm, pointing towards arm band on it, with the initials "RR" on it. Once everyone saw it, the boos gotten even louder.
"Oh fuck, Megaman has joined the Rookie Revolution!" Church cursed. "The damn Rookie Revolution of all things has invaded UCA! Fuck!"
"What's so bad about that?!" Sarge questioned. "The Rookie Revolution is the future, publicly endorsed by the Reds! It's about making sure rookie rise up!"
"It's not the concept I have a problem with!" Church stated. "It's the people in it! They're all freakin' self-entitled, bitchy assholes! And my point is proven with Megaman in their ranks! Dammit!"
Megaman entered the ring, still smirking at Chief who only stared back at him. The ref rang the bell, and the two slowly met in a lock-up as the match got underway. Chief easily pushed Megaman into the corner, where he proceeded to drive his shoulder into the midsection multiple times before pulled Megaman out of the corner and hit a clothesline. Chief picked Megaman up and whipped him into the ropes, bending forward for a Back Body Drop, but Megaman stopped in front of him and hit a Swinging Neckbreaker to boos. Cover! 1...Quick kick out! Megaman nailed a few quick knees to the skull of Chief before running to the ropes and back to Chief, but the soldier suddenly shot up and lifted up Megaman for a devastating Spinebuster! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Chief picked up Megaman, throwing him into a corner before hitting a Corner Clotheseline, followed by a Sidewalk Slam! Hooks the leg! 1...2...Kick out!
"Not surprisingly, Chief is controlling the early parts of the match." Church called.
"Aye, but one mistake on Chief's part, and WHAMMO, instant Megaman offense!" Sarge exclaimed.
Chief picked him up and threw him into a corner and ran at him, but Megaman lifted a foot up and caught Chief in the jaw. The soldier staggered back and Megaman leaped onto the middle turnbuckle before hitting a Diving Clothesline on Chief! Boos are heard as cover is made! 1...Quick kick out! Megaman quickly jumped into the air and landed a knee across Chief's face. Chief shot up in pain as Megaman picked him up and hit an STO Backbreaker! Chief stood up, holding his back in pain as Megaman ran to the ropes and back to Chief, but the solider suddenly lifted Megaman up! But Megaman lands behind Chief and nails a Dropkick to the back of the head! Chief dropped down to the mat on his stomach, holding his head when Megaman bounced off the ropes and dropped a leg across the back of the neck! Cover! 1...2...Kick out!
"There's that opening you were talking about Sarge!" Church recalled. "Megaman took complete advantage of it!"
"Of course he did, what else would you expect from him?" Sarge questioned.
Megaman picked up Chief and lifted him up for a Suplex, but Chief landed behind him and pushed him to the ropes. When Megaman bounced off them, Chief went for a clothesline but Megaman ducked it, grabbing his head from behind and hitting a Neckbreaker Slam! Chief held his neck in pain as Megaman climbed up to the second turnbuckle behind Chief, and waited as the soldier got up, and when Chief did, Megaman leaped off and nailed a Diving Knee to the back of the neck! Chief fell down holding his neck in immense pain! Megaman hooks the leg! 1...2...Chief shoots the shoulder up! Megaman turned Chief over and began stomping viciously on the back of the neck, damaging the neck even further!
"Megaman is just being brutal on that neck!" Church stated. "What is he trying to do, end Chief's career?!"
"Dirty Blue, Gaming Killer, it's what he does!" Sarge replied.
"And how does that make it right?!" Church exclaimed.
Megaman picked up Chief and placed him in a front headlock, smirking with sick intent, but suddenly Chief spun out of the hold and pulled Megaman towards him for a Snap Powerslam! The crowd cheered as Chief quickly hooked the leg! 1...2...Megaman kick out! Chief held his neck in slight pain as he picked up, but Megaman suddenly kicked him in the knee, bringing Chief down to his knees! Megaman then bounced off the ropes and suddenly nailed an Enziguri right to the back of Chief's neck! Megaman covers! 1...2...Kick out! Megaman got up and glared down at his opponent before picking up Chief and dragging him to the corner. He then got up to the second turnbuckle and grabbed his head in a front facelock, the crowd absolutely booing as they saw what he was going to do!
"Oh crap, he's going for a Tornado DDT!" Church exclaimed. "With damage already done to the neck, who knows what that move will do!"
"Ha, looks like Chief, as good as he is, is about to be another victim of Megaman!" Sarge laughed.
"I may be an asshole at times, but this is too much!" Church exclaimed. "This could break his neck!"
Megaman flashed a sadistic smirk to the crowd before leaping off the turnbuckle, spinning around while holding onto Chief's head...
...but Megaman suddenly throws Megaman off of him at the last second! The Gaming Killer landed on his feet with a look of disbelief before rushing towards Chief, ONLY TO GET A BIG BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE, TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT!
"Damn, Megaman just got DESTORYED with that Big Boot!" Church called. "This is Chief's chance!"
"Megaman better squash that chance, because once Chief capitalizes, he's screwed!" Sarge stated.
Chief dropped down for the cover! 1...2...Kick out by Megman! Chief picked up Megaman and proceeded to nail a vicious Thrust Spinebuster on Megaman, adn the bounced off the ropes for a Leg Drop! Another cover! 1...2...Kick out again! Chief held his neck again as he picked up Megaman and whipped him into the corner! Chief ran after him, but Megaman caught him in the jaw with a foot, backing him up a bit! Megaman then leaped onto the second turnbuckle and dived off for a Crossbody...
...only for Chief to catch him in mid-air, AND THEN PROCEED TO NAIL A FALLAWAY SLAM!
"Fallaway Slam by Master Chief!" Church called. "This could be it right here!"
Chief with the cover!
1...
2...
Kick out!
"Wooh, too close to call there!" Sarge sighed in relief.
Chief decided to put Megaman away and picked him up, lifting the Gaming Killer up by the arms in an Inverted Crucifix! The crowd popped big as they realized what was coming!
"Inverted Crucifix Powerbomb coming up!" Church called. "This could be what does in Megaman!"
Chief prepared to throw Megaman over his shoulders, but Megaman suddenly began to wiggle in his grasp. Megaman got out of the hold and landed behind Chief, grabbed his head and landed a Reverse DDT! Cover!
1...
2...
Chief shoots the shoulder up!
"Chief manages to kick out, but that Reverse DDT do not do his neck any favors there!" Church stated.
"Of course, it didn't!" Sarge stated. "And it's only a matter before that neck ends up being Chief's downfall!"
Chief held his neck as he got to his knees, only for Megaman to take him down with a dropkick to the head! Megaman picked Chief back up, grabbing his head in a front facelock, and lifting his body up for a Cradle DDT. The crowd booed loudly as he walked to the center of the ring and smirked! But before he could hit the Cradle DDT, Chief suddenly broke himself free from the hold, landing on his feet and lifting Megaman and hanging him across the top rope! Megaman staggered backwards until Master Chief grabbed him in a full nelson and hit a Release Dragon Suplex! Chief covers!
1...
2...
Megaman shoots the shoulder at 2.9!
"Megaman kicks out from the Dragon Suplex, but Chief is starting to build momentum here!" Church stated.
"Don't let him, Megaman, because if you do, he'll destroy you!" Sarge exclaimed.
Still holding his neck, Chief picked up Megaman and grabbed him by the throat! He lifted Megaman up, but the Gaming Killer got out of it and landed behind Chief and hit a Chop Block to the leg! Chief is forced down to a knee, and Megaman swiftly grabbed the head and went for a Spinning Neckbreaker! But Chief spins out of the move and when Megaman turns back to him, Chief grabbed his throat, lifted him up...
...AND HIT A SPINNING CHOKESLAM!
"SPINNING CHOKESLAM!" Church exclaimed. "CHIEF JUST TOOK OUT THE GAMING KILLER BIG TIME!"
"MEGAMAN, DO SOMETHING!" Sarge pleaded.
Megaman is laid out as Chief drops down for a cover!
1...
2...
Megaman kicks out at 2.99!
"Megaman's actually showing he's got some toughness in him!" Church pointed out. "Surprising, since he's such a bastard and all!"
Deciding to end things once and for all, Chief grabbed Megaman off the ground onto his shoulders! The crowd popped as they saw Chief set up for his finisher. Chief placed a hand on the side of the leg, and twisted Megaman off his shoulders...
...BUT MEGAMAN LANDS ON HIS FEET! Chief, taken by surprise, ran towards Megaman only to get kicked in the gut! Megaman than placed him in between his legs to a chorus of boos! With a little spin of his fingers, Megaman wrapped his arms around Chief's waist...
...only for Chief to stand straight up, lifting Megaman onto his shoulders in a Fireman's Carry! Chief twists Megaman off his shoulders...
...HALO RING (F-5) TO MEGAMAN!"
"THERE IT IS!" Church exclaimed. "HALO RING! PUT THIS ONE IN THE BOOKS!"
"NO! WHY DO THIS, CHIEF, WHY?!" Sarge cried.
Megaman bounced off the mat and rolled onto his back, and Chief covers him as the crowd counts along!
1...
2...
MEGAMAN GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
"DAMMIT!" Church exclaimed. "That damn Megaman somehow had the wherewithal to get a foot on the bottom rope! How was he able to do that?!"
"Because he's the Gaming Killer, stupid, and he refuses to lose to someone like Chief!" Sarge exclaimed. "There is truly no one better!"
"Shut up, Sarge!" Church exclaimed.
The crowd boos as the count is broken and Chief just groans in frustration as he sat up, continuing to hold his neck in pain. Meanwhile, Megaman rolled out of the ring and landed on the ground. Chief turned his head to see Megaman on the outside and rolled out of the ring as well. The soldier proceeded to pick up Megaman and place him between his legs, and looked out to the crowd that chanted "Do It! Do It! Do It!" Chief decided to oblige the crowd and proceeded to lift Megaman onto his shoulders for a Powerbomb...
...BUT MEGAMAN USES THE MOMENTUM TO DRIVE CHIEF DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DDT!
"OH MY GOD!" Church exclaimed. "MEGAMAN JUST DDT'ED CHIEF ON THE OUTSIDE! HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS DAMN NECK!"
The crowd gasps in shock as Chief's head bounced off the ground and flipped over onto his back motionless. Megaman sat on the ground panting slightly as the ref continued to count both men. He looked over to the motionless Chief, and an idea suddenly came to him. Picking up the limp body, Megaman placed him between his leg...
...AND HITS CHIEF WITH THE GIGA CRUSH (Front Flip Piledriver) ON THE OUTSIDE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church screamed in shock. "WHAT THE FUCK?! MEGAMAN JUST NAILED THE GIGA CRUSH ON THE DAMN CONCRETE! WHAT IS THAT DAMN BASTARD THINKING?!"
"HE'S THINKING ABOUT WINNING THE MATCH, STUPID BLUE!" Sarge replied.
"BY TRYING TO SNAP CHIEF'S NECK IN TWO?!" Church shouted back. "HOW IS THAT DAMN RIGHT?!"
The crowd loudly goes "Oooohhh" as Chief's body stands on its head upside from the impact for a second before falling down to the ground in a lifeless heap. Megaman looked at the carcass of Chief with a sick smirk before picking up the soldier and throwing him back into the ring, following him in. He then placed Chief between his legs again...
...AND HIT ANOTHER DAMN GIGA CRUSH ON CHIEF!
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, MEGAMAN?!" Church shouted. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"Sorry to interrupt, dirty Blue, but Master Chief..." Sarge stated.
Megaman turned Chief over and hooks the leg!
1...
2...
3!
"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge exclaimed.
("Burn In My Light" by Mercy Drive)
"Here is your winner, "The Gaming Killer" Megaman!"
The crowd was completely silent as they looked at the scene is complete shock and concern. Megaman got off Chief with a satisfied smirk and the ref raised his hand in victory. As Megaman celebrated in the ring, doctors and staff came down to the ring and checked on the still motionless Megaman, examining him completely. As they did so, Megaman climbed the turnbuckle and held his arms out in a Randy-Orton like pose, the crowd booing him viciously for what he had just done.
"I cannot believe what Megaman just did!" Church stated. "That damn bastard may have shattered Chief's neck, and he doesn't feel one bit of remorse over it! That second Giga Crush wasn't even necessary! What the hell is wrong with him?!"
"Megaman is the Gaming Killer, so he killed the legend of the Master Chief character!" Sarge exclaimed. "He has taken out Chief, and added to his own legacy! I am so proud of him! It's now time for Megaman to rise up!"
"How can you endorse this?!" Church exclaimed. "He may have ended another man's career and paralyzed him! I don't give a damn if this was about rising up, Megaman completely crossed the line!"
Megaman got off the turnbuckle and looked at the still motionless Chief as he was being checked on, EMTs coming down to ringside to attend to the soldier. Megaman just chuckled at the scene before him before saying "This is what happens when you get in the way of the Rookie Revolution." Megaman then exited the ring and made his way up to the ramp to chants of "You Sick Fuck!" Once on the stage, Megaman turned around and threw his hands out for a pose to tremendous boos.
"I don't give a damn what Megaman, Souichi, or the rest of the Rookie Revolution say about veterans needing to move aside!" Church stated. "What was done to Chief was just wrong, and I hope to God that someone goes Tex on his ass soon!"
"Well you would be wrong, dirty Blue!" Sarge replied. "Megaman's time is now, and Chief is just another name crossed of Megaman's hit list!"
"Fuck this asshole to hell dammit!" Church shouted. "He's going to get his sooner or later, you can bet on it!"
The Titantron suddenly goes to the backstage, where we see Fox McCloud standing next to a buffet table, a soda can in his hand as he watched a TV, having just witness the match and events unfold before his very eyes. The Star Fox captain just shook his head in response with a hard frown before taking a sip from his can and placing it on the table before turning around. When he did, he was greeted by none other than Grif.
"Okay listen, Fox, I don't want to be here at all. I just want to be lying down somewhere eating a bag of my favorites chips slacking off." Grif told him without much enthusiasm. "But I've been ordered to ask you this or I'm in some deep shit, so let's get this over with. Now this is what I've been told to say to you. Last week, you failed to win the Intercontinental Title from Jason, which only added to a long streak of no titles to your names in several years. That has to be a very tough pill to swallow, and then there was the confrontation with Megaman where he said some very hurtful and confidence-hurting words. What is your mindset right now as Reckoning inches closer?"
"You know when I lost that match with Jason, I was really depressed." Fox admitted. "After all, what you said was true. I haven't won a title in years, and I've been losing a few matches as of late. I honestly didn't know if I could continue with my career, I mean, what was the point if this was going to be what was going to happen to me. But Falco slapped me awake big time! He reminded me who I am, reminded that no matter what happens to me, I will always continue to move forward and continue to fight. Yeah, I'm going through a rough patch, but everyone goes through those eventually. What matters is that I get back up when I'm knocked down, and that is what I am doing! As for what Megaman said, he just poured fuel on the fire that was lit under me. He only motivated me more to get back on my feet and rise back to the top! Megaman can dismiss me as just a wash-up, he can talk as much trash about me as he wants, but in the end, I will prove him wrong. I will show him and everyone why I am one of the greatest UCA has ever seen, I will show you all why I am "Captain Cla..."
"Hey McCloud!" Megaman interrupted, shoving Grif out of the way and smirking at the now annoyed Fox. "See, what I just did out there, huh? See how I dominated a former World Champion, one of the greatest and most iconic gaming characters of all time, and pinned his ass to the mat 1-2-3?"
"I saw how you may have damn near broke his neck and likely put him on the shelf." Fox stated testily, narrowing his eyes. "You may have ended his career here."
"Hah, that makes it even better!" Megaman chuckled. "Just adds one more name to the list of gaming legends I've killed, legends who don't even hold a candle to me or my own series. You're pretty lucky though since you won't be getting such a fate, and why should you? You are nothing at all. One of the greatest my ass. I can't believe I even thought of taking you out! You haven't done anything since 2007! No titles, no major victories, no nothing! You're just a washed-up has been whose been coasting on what he did years ago! Your career is nothing but a glorified joke! You're overrated, and anyone who thinks otherwise is just piss poor dumb! You had your moment, and now it's passed! It's time for you to step aside and make way for the new generation, for me, the Gaming Killer, and the Rookie Revolution! And we'll be bigger than you could ever be! We'll be so big, your career will be completely dwarfed, forgotten!"
Fox stared Megaman dead in the eyes with great rage, Megaman smirking as he continued. "And maybe when that happens, Krystal will realize how pathetic and stupid you really are, and coming run to a real man like me, who can really pleasure her..."
BAM! Megaman goes down as Fox absolutely socks him in the mouth with a vicious right hand the moment those words left his mouth! Megaman scrambled to his feet, holding his jaw as he faced Fox...
...ONLY TO GET A GLASS PLATTER SHATTERED OVER HIS SKULL BY FOX! Pieces of glass go everywhere as Megaman goes limp and falls down to the ground, completely lied out as Fox stands over Megaman with an incensed and enraged look on his face.
"Never...NEVER...talk about Krystal like that again." Fox growled. "Maybe now you'll learn to shut your fat mouth. If you and the Rookie Revolution want the accolades and greatness you so desperately crave, you're going to have to take it. Let that be a lesson to you."
Fox immediately leaves the area, leaving Megaman on the floor, groaning pain as he held his now bleeding forehead.
"Hah, about time Megaman got what was coming to him!" Church laughed. "Maybe now he'll learn when not to piss people off!"
"How dare Fox do that to Megaman!" Sarge exclaimed. "He's the future of UCA! What gives Fox the right to hurt Megaman like that?!"
"The fact that Megaman talked lewdly about his girlfriend, trashed upon his entire career, and insulted him in every imaginable way!" Church replied. "I'd say that's pretty damn good reason to give that fool what he deserved!"
"Gah, still not right to treat Megaman in such a way!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Yeah right, not one person in this damn arena agrees with you!" Church replied. "But right now, we got ourselves a Tag Team Match! And considering who's involved in this one, things are going to get ugly real quick!"
("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)
The crowd booed loudly as the music played, the lights turning pink and moments later, Lightning came out onto the stage with her Women's Title over her shoulder. She looked out towards the crowd with her trademark stoic look on her face before raising her title belt high into the air with one hand, and while she did so, she turned her back to the crowd, pointing a thumb to the back of her jacket, which had the initials "RR" on it, inciting the crowd to boo even louder. Lightning then made her way down the ramp and entered the ring, raising her title once more.
"The following tag team contest is schedule for one fall. Introducing first, from Bodhum, Cocoon, weighing in at 145 lbs., she is the Women's Champion, Lightning Farron!""
"Now Lightning is a part of the Rookie Revolution?!" Church exclaimed. "Dammit, how many followers will Souichi get?! I guess it makes sense with Lightning, but come on! Ugh, in any case, this match came about from a backstage altercation, and Lightning's not happy with her choice of partner."
"Of course she isn't, she's being forced to team with the washed-up hag that dare to disrespect her!" Sarge exclaimed. "How dare this be done to her!"
"Well, you know what, she'd better suck it up!" Church stated. "Because if she doesn't, her opponents will beat her and gain momentum in their title match!"
("My Last Breath" by Evanescence)
The crowd exploded into loud cheers as the music played and Tifa came out from behind with a confident smile on his face. With a few short little jumps on the stage, she then proceeded to do some shadowboxing before throwing out a roundhouse kick to a blast of pyro from the stage, and then made her way down the ramp and entered the ring, climbing up the turnbuckle and flashing a pose.
"And her partner, from Edge, weighing in at 133 lbs., Tifa Lockhart!"
"The five-time Women's Champ is here, and I'm sure this isn't what she had in mind for tonight!" Church stated. "She's going to be forced to team up with the women she put down last week! And in these types of situations, they never end well!"
"Of course not, history shows that one always betrays the other!" Sarge exclaimed. "And it's going to be Tifa! She's a born backstabber!"
"While I doubt Tifa would be one to do that, I do agree that this team is bound to implode!" Church stated. "If they somehow win this, I'll be shocked."
Tifa got off the turnbuckle and came face-to-face with Lightning, who glared at the veteran hard. Tifa returned the glare with one just as hard. The two females continued to stare-off in the ring until...
("Killa Queen" by Charlie Sheets)
Boos rained down as the music hit, and Lightning and Tifa turned their attention to the stage as Peach and Daisy came out onto the stage, giggling at the two ladies in the ring before flaunting themselves towards the crowd before haughtily making their way down the ramp and entering the ring, extending their arms out and showing off towards the booing crowd.
"And their opponents, representing and from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing at at a combined weight of 353 lbs., Peach and Daisy!"
"Unlike their opponents, Peach and Daisy are no doubt going to be a well-oiled machine!" Church stated. "They're like best friends, which will definitely be an advantage in this match!"
"Have to agree with you, dirty Blue!" Sarge replied. "As much as I love Lightning, chalk this one up to the Princesses!"
"And speaking of Lightning, you can bet the No. 1 Contender to her title, Peach, will be looking to do all she can to gain momentum heading into their inevitable title match." Church pointed out.
Peach and Daisy smirked and giggled at the two ladies across from them before Daisy got onto the apron, and Lightning and Tifa began to bicker over who was going to start first. This continued on for several more moments until Lightning glared at Tifa and got onto the apron, and the ref rang the bell. Tifa gave one last glance to Lightning before turning to Peach and engaging in a lockup with her. She quickly grabbed her in a Side Headlock and hit a Snapmare Takedown, keeping the hold locked in. Peach slowly got back up, Tifa still holding on, and Peach backed her up into the ropes before pushing her off. Peach bent over for a Back Body Drop for when she came back, but Tifa kicked her in the head. Peach stood straight up in pain and was brought down with a clothesline.
"Tifa's got Peach going in the early parts of this match." Church stated.
"Which will change of course!" Sarge replied. "Peach is too good to be dominated!"
Tifa picked up Peach and proceeded to hit a Suplex on her and followed up with a quick cover! 1...2...Kick out! Tifa picked Peach back up and whipped her into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Peach ducked it. When she came back, however, Tifa lifted her up and nailed a Flapjack on her! Peach held her face in pain as Tifa grabbed her and dragged her over to her corner and held a hand out for a tag to Lightning. The Champ looked at the hand for a few second before hesitantly tagging in. The two then proceeded to wrap their hands around Peach's waist and nail a Double Back Suplex!
"Wow, I'm surprised!" Church stated. "I didn't think these two would be able to work together at all!"
"Well shows how much you know, dirty Blue!" Sarge replied.
"You agreed with me earlier about it, idiot!" Church exclaimed.
Lightning got and landed a quick elbow to the heart of Peach before dropping a leg across her throat as well. Hooks the leg! 1...2...Kick out! Lightning picked up Peach, but the Princess suddenly kicked her in the knee, buckling her down a bit before nailing a boot across the face! Peach picked up Lightning and whipped her into the ropes and lifted her up, but Lightning landed behind Peach, turned her around, and proceeded to nail a Michonuku Driver on her! The crowd "Ooohh's" at the impact and Peach holds her head in pain! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Lightning picked up Peach, only to get an uppercut from her! Peach then scrambled over to Daisy and tagged her in!
"After getting knocked around by Lightning a bit, Peach tags in Daisy!" Church called.
"Who will no doubt turn things around in a flash!" Sarge stated.
Daisy got into the ring and rushed forward at Lightning...ONLY FOR LIGHTNING TO CATCH HER WITH A VICIOUS DROPKICK!
"You were saying Sarge?" Church asked smugly.
"Shut up." Sarge replied.
Daisy held her jaw in pain as Lightning picked her up and whipped her into the ropes, and then caught her with a HUGE Tilt-a-While Backbreaker as she came back! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Lightning proceeded to climb to the top turnbuckle, but when she got there, Daisy got up and cut her off at the pass with a right hand. She then climbed up the turnbuckle as well, wrapping Lightning's arm around her head for a Superplex, but Lightning began to punch Daisy in the stomach several times before pushing her off the turnbuckle to the ground! Daisy managed to get up, but when she did, Lightning dived off and nailed a freakin' Diving Knee across her damn head!
"Oh damn, diving through the air with a knee across the skull!" Church stated. "Can anyone say 'brain scrambled?'"
"Oh fudge pops, please try to get back into this Daisy! Please!" Sarge pleaded.
Daisy crumped down to the ground and Lightning turned her over for a cover!
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Daisy manages to kick out!
Lightning then grabbed and dragged Daisy over to her corner, and then slapped her hand across the chest of Tifa HARD! The crowd goes "Ooohh" as Tifa looks at Lightning with annoyance while Lightning just glared at Tifa. After a bit of a stareoff, Tifa got into the ring and the two proceeded to whip Daisy into the ropes and when she came back nailed a Double Hip Toss on her! Tifa covers! 1...2...Kick out!
"Daisy manages to kick out in time, but the tensions show between Lightning and Tifa!" Church called. "I mean, that tag wasn't exactly the friendliest."
"Yeah, but despite that, the two managed to pull off a great double team move!" Sarge stated. "They could actually pull this off!"
Tifa picked up Daisy and whipped her, but Daisy reversed her and whipped her into the ropes. After she did, she bent over in exhaustion and the ref checked on her, but as he did, Tifa reached the ropes. And when she did, Peach kneed her in the back unbeknowst to the ref! The crowd booed loudly as Tifa staggered forward into a Samoan Drop from Daisy!
"What the hell man?!" Church called. "Daisy distracted the ref and allowed Peach to get a cheap shot on Tifa! What kind of crap is that?!"
"That's how the game is played, fool!" Sarge replied.
Daisy covers Tifa!
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Tifa kicks out in time!
Daisy got up and proceeded to stomp viciously on Tifa for a few seconds before dragging Tifa to her corner and tagged in Peach! The two whipped Tifa into the ropes and lifted her and landed a Double Flapjack! Peach covers! 1...2...Kick out! Peach grabbed Tifa's head, turned her around, and hit a Neckbreaker on her! Tifa held her neck in pain as Peach proceeded to climb the turnbuckle and dived off with a Guillotine Leg Drop across Tifa's throat!
"Guillotine Leg Drop!" Church called. "This could be it!"
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Tifa rolls the shoulder up at 2.8!
"Sam hell, Tifa just won't stay down!" Sarge stated. "Stay down you damn girl!"
Peach smirked down at Tifa before shoving her foot into Tifa's face, inciting a large amount of boos. Peach picked her up and whipped her into the ropes, spinning around for a Discus Clothesline as Tifa came back, but the Final Fantasy girl suddenly ducked it, causing Peach to stumble forward a bit. Peach turned around to face Tifa...
...ONLY TO RUN INTO A POWERSOUL (Spinning Sit-Out Spinebuster)!
"Tifa hits the Powersoul out of nowhere!" Church called. "Peach may need some saving right now!"
"Peach no!" Sarge cried. "Help her! Somebody help her!"
Tifa gets a pin on Peach!
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PEACH KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"The hell?!" Church said. "How the hell did Peach kick out of that?!"
"Because she's a tough Princess!" Sarge stated. "What makes you think that just because Peach is a princess she can't take punishment?"
"Remember Sally Acorn and her rivalry with Asui Hikaru?" Church reminded him.
Tifa grabbed Peach back to her feet and whipped her once more into the ropes, but as Peach bounced off them, Daisy reached out and tagged herself in. Tifa did not see this however and went for a clothesline, but Peach ducked it and bounced off the ropes again. And when Tifa turned around, she nailed a Dropkick to her knee, sending Tifa down on a knee. Daisy then got into a ring, and rushed at Tifa, grabbing her head and landing a Bulldog!
"Hah, look at the great teamwork of the Princesses." Sarge laughed. "We are truly lucky to witness such beauty."
Daisy covers Tifa!
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Tifa kicks out at 2.9!
"Tifa manages to survive that surprise double team!" Church called. "And Tifa's partner is just watching all of this with that stoic look! When is she going to involve herself here?!"
Lightning looked on from the apron with a disinterested look on her face as Daisy picked up Tifa, but Tifa suddenly began to punch Daisy in the gut repeatedly. She then bounced off the ropes towards Daisy, but the Princess suddenly clotheslined her back down. Daisy just smirked down at Tifa before proceeding to climb up the nearest turnbuckle. She got to the top and sized up Tifa, but suddenly the girl in question shot up and swiftly climbed the turnbuckle, meeting Daisy and lifting her onto her shoulders...
...AND HITS THE LIMIT BREAK (Samoan Drop from Top Rope) FROM THE TOP!
"LIMIT BREAK!" Church called. "TIFA JUST BROKE HER LIMIT AND TOOK OUT DAISY!"
"OH NO, DAISY IS BROKEN IN TWO!" Sarge exclaimed.
Both women were laid out across the mat for a few moments until both began to stir in the ring. Eventually, the two slowly began to crawl towards their corner and their partners, who each had their arms extended for a tag. The crowd waited in anticipation to see who would tag in first. Tifa reached Lightning first and extended a hand for a tag...
...when Lightning suddenly jumps off the apron to a chorus of boos.
"OH COME ON!" Church called. "DON'T TELL ME!"
Tifa looked on in shock as Lightning grabbed her title belt from ringside and walked around the ring and up the ramp. Tifa managed to get to her feet and glared angrily at the retreating Champion.
"HA, LIGHTNING IS LEAVING TIFA OUT TO DRY!" Sarge laughed. "GREAT JOB, YOU MAKE ME PROUD!"
"DAMMIT, I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!" Church shouted. "THERE WAS NO WAY THESE TWO WERE GOING TO COEXIST, AND THIS IS THE RESULT!"
Tifa began to shout at the retreating Lightning, but as she did so, Daisy tagged in Peach who ran in and clobbered Tifa from behind. She then dragged Tifa to the center of the ring, bent her forward, and placed her knee behind her head while grabbing an arm.
"Oh no, Peach Drop coming up!" Church called.
"Time to see some brains get scrambled." Sarge stated.
Peach went for the Peach Drop (Inverted Overdrive) but Tifa got out of it and pushed Peach away from her. Frustrated, Peach ran at Tifa once more...
...only for Tifa to sidestep her! Peach goes crashing into Daisy on the apron!
"Princesses just collide big time!" Church exclaimed.
"Oh no, the Princesses, somebody help them!" Sarge called out.
Daisy falls off the apron while Peach staggered backwards, allowing Tifa to roll her up from behind into a School Boy!
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3!
"WOAH!" Church shouted.
("My Last Breath" by Evanescence)
"Here are your winners, Tifa and the Women's Champion, Lightning!"
Tifa got off of Peach before quickly rolling out of the ring, Peach getting up in absolute shock at what just happened. Tifa raised her arms in victory as she panted in exhaustion. Lightning, who stopped at the ramp, looked on in shock as well as Tifa stood victorious. The ref rolled out of the ring and raised the arm of Tifa in a sign of victory, all the while Tifa just glared at Lightning.
"I don't believe it!" Church stated. "Despite Lightning leaving and turning this into basically a handicap match, Tifa managed to roll up Peach for the 1-2-3! She just pinned the No. 1 Contender to the Women's Title!"
"What kind of crap is this?!" Sarge exclaimed. "I call foul! Foul! Tifa cheated, she wasn't supposed to do that!"
"Stop being irrational Sarge, Tifa beat Peach, get over it!" Church replied.
Tifa took her arm away from the ref as Daisy met with Peach in the ring and glared angrily at the back of Tifa's head, while Tifa continued to glare angrily at the women standing on the stage. With a narrowing of eyes, Lightning raised her title in the air to boos from the crowd.
"The Red-endorsed Lightning in one move showed why she is better than the rest of the females." Sarge stated. "She will not be deterred by this surprise."
"Even though Tifa won the match, she ain't going to forget what Lightning just pulled." Church called. "These two are going to butt heads sooner or later, I guarantee."
"And when they do, Lightning will destroy her!" Sarge exclaimed. "It's just common sense."
We go to the Titantron which show a scene backstage in the Mushroom Kingdom locker room. Luigi was pacing erratically and worriedly while Mario leaned against the wall with the World Title over his shoulder, an thoughtful yet angry look on his face.
"Brother Mario, things are going from bad to worse!" Luigi exclaimed as he continued to pace. "We lost the Tag Team Titles last week, and now tonight, Toad lost to Tidus and has to face him again in a Ladder Match at Royal Reckoning! Our lovely Princesses were just defeated by a girl who was abandoned by her partner! And tonight, we have to face those Sonic Heroes in a 3-on-2 Handicap Match! We're outnumbered and the odds are against us! Everything is falling apart, Brother Mario! What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we..."
"Lugi, please shut up!" Mario screamed, silencing Luigi and stopping him in his track. "You don't think I know all that?! I know how bad things are for us right now! We've lost a lot of ground, I understand that! Peach, Daisy, and Toad have all lost tonight, and we may be next with the odds against us like this! But here's the thing: If Tifa could win that match against Peach against such odds, who's to we can't do the same thing with a man down? In fact, the only reason that fox and echidna won those titles was because of Sonic distracting us. If it weren't for that, we'd still be the Tag Champs! We were obviously better than them then, and we still are! And just because they have an extra man on their team doesn't change a thing! Sonic doesn't hold a candle to my ability, I've done more than he ever could! I'll destroy him tonight, and then at Royal Reckoning! We will win this match, and show just how pathetic those Sonic Heroes are compared to the Mario Bros!"
"Y-Yeah...you're right, Brother Mario..." Luigi replied quietly, but now a bit assured.
"And there's also the matter of your title match at Royal Reckoning." Mario reminded him. "I think it's still a travesty I won't be teaming with you to take our titles back, but this is the hand we are dealt with, and fighting it would only cause us more problems. We just need to decide on who your partner will be...A partner that will help lead you to victory..."
"Um...Brother Mario..." Luigi started, gaining Mario's attention. "I think I may have an idea for a partner?"
"You do?" Mario asked, a bit surprised.
Luigi looked all around him to make sure nobody was listening, and then just in case, he leaned into Mario's ear and began whispering his idea for a partner. As Mario heard the idea, his surprised expression slowly morphed into a satisfied, devious smirk.
"Luigi..." Mario began as Luigi pulled away. "That's perfect. You had a great idea for once."
"Thanks, Brother Mario." Luigi replied with a grin.
"He'll be the perfect partner for you, no doubt." Mario stated. "All we have to do is give him a call, and he'll be sure to come. As for tonight, I hope the Sonic Heroes are ready, because tonight they will suffer great humiliation at our hands."
The scene on the Titantron changes as it goes to Force's office, where the Fox sitting in his chair currently eating a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza. Force hummed in satisfaction as he chewed on his slice of pizza, but suddenly, Tifa came storming into his office and slammed her hands down on his desk, staring hard at the fox.
"Force...we need to talk." Tifa said simply.
Force opened an eye to glance at Tifa for a moment before swallowing the pizza. "Is that so?" Force questioned, turning his chair so he could face her fully. "Well Tifa, what would you like to talk about?"
"During my tag match against Peach and Daisy, Lightning left me out to dry." Tifa stated with a frown. "I know that you were trying to shake things up by making that match, but that bitch tried to leave me to the wolves. I have had enough of her arrogance, I've had enough of her emotionless demeanor, I've had enough of her disrespect, I've had enough of her thinking she is better than woman who have done so much when she hasn't been here for more than a year, I've just had it up to hear with her. What she pulled broke the camel's back, and it's time for her to get shut up big time. Force, I want a match with her..."
"Sweet! I have no problem with that!" Force grinned."
"...for the Women's Title." Tifa added.
"Aaaaaannnnnddd, now it get's tricky." Force now replied with a frown. "Tifa, you do realize that..."
"I know that Peach is the No. 1 Contender, I know she's the next in line for a title shot." Tifa nodded. "But listen, she doesn't deserve that shot, I do. I pinned her in that tag match, I pinned the No. 1 Contender to the Women's Title. What does that say about the title picture, Force? It says that she no longer can be considered the undisputed challenger for that title if she was pinned like that. I beat her Force,s o that means I should at least get a shot at Lightning and the Women's Title. Make the match, Force, please..."
"Well..." Force trailed off, scratching his head.
"Oh no you don't!" Peach shouted as she entered the office next to Tifa. "You are not going to hijack my title shot from me! I won my title shot at Ragnarok, I am the No. 1 Contender to the Women's Title, and nothing can change that right now! Nobody but me is going to get a title shot first! Your win doesn't change anything! Besides, that win was a complete fluke! You rolled me up by surprise, anybody can do that!"
"My partner abandoned me, it was practically 2-on-1 by that point!" Tifa retorted. "And nothing changes the fact that I beat you 1-2-3! I will get a shot at Lightning's title one way or the other!"
"Like hell you are!" Peach fired back. "Get in the back of the line and know your place! I am the next Women's Champion and you can't change that!"
"How about I prove how I deserve a shot more than you by beating you down right now?" Tifa threatened, her anger rising.
"ENOUGH!" Force shouted, rising up from his chair. Both Tifa and Peach were silenced as Force glared at them. "If there is one place I won't tolerate an unsanctioned fight in, it's my office. Now listen up, I've made my decision concerning this situation. At Royal Reckoning, Lightning will put her Women's Title on the line, and Peach will get a shot at the title due to her victory at Ragnarok, no matter what."
"Hah, looks like I win, Tifa." Peach gloated.
"Ah, but Peach, the fact still remains that you, the No. 1 Contender, were pinned by Tifa just now." Force pointed out.
"That was a damn fluke and you know it!" Peach replied angrily.
"Well then, you'll have a chance to prove it is." Force replied smoothly. "For after hearing the cases of both you, as well as going over what just transpired in the tag match, next week, Peach, you will take on Tifa one-on-one. And if Tifa defeats you in any manner..."
"...then she will be added to the Women's Title Match at Royal Reckoning. In other words, it will be a Triple Threat Match!"
Loud cheers could be heard from the crowd in the arena as Peach's mouth dropped wide open in shock. Tifa just smirked at this news. "That's fine with me, Force." Tifa stated happily. She turned to Peach. "Good luck next week. You'll need it against me." Tifa then left the office, leaving a shocked and enraged Peach.
"How dare you!" Peach shouted. "You can't do this to me! I am entitled to a one-on-one match for the title! You can't make me what you made Toad go through earlier!"
"I can, and I just did." Force smirked as he sat and leaned back in his chair. "Now I would like for you to leave or I may see fit to strip you of your shot all together, though I really don't want to do that."
Shock and anger in Peach grew even further as she let out a scream of frustration before stomping out of the office. Force just chuckled to himself as he placed his hands behind his head and looked up at the ceiling.
"I sure love being the boss." Force smirked.
"I don't believe it!" Church called. "Force just keeps dropping shockers everywhere! Tifa's got a chance to get a shot at the Women's Title and Lightning!"
"Why must Force do this?!" Sarge exclaimed. "Peach and Lighting should be having a one-on-one match, not a damn Triple Threat with that washed-up Final Fantasy girl! These girls won't be happy at all about this!"
"We already saw how Peach reacted to that announcement." Church pointed out. "We can only imagine how Lightning will react once this news reaches her! No doubt she'll be pissed beyond belief!"
"And she has every right to be!" Sarge stated. "Why must our lovely Women's Champion, a proud representative of the Reds, be screwed so much!"
"Okay first, she is not a rep for the Reds, get that through your head!" Church stated. "And secondly, it may not even be a Triple Threat in the end. Peach can beat Tifa next week and make sure it stays one-on-one! But we'll have to wait and see if that happens! And right now, we're getting back to the in-ring action!"
("No More Words" by EndeverAfteR)
The crowd stood up with extremely loud cheers as the lights turned orange and when the music picked up, Crash came out onto the stage in a wild frenzy, throwing his arms in all sorts of directions as he ran all over the stage before standing in the center of the ring and suddenly began spinning in place like an orange twister for a few moments before jumping up into the air and landed emphatically on the ground, orange machine gun pyro going upon his landing. Crash ran down the ramp and slid into the ring before climbing up the turnbuckle and bobbing his head to the beat of the music midst the cheers. His sister, Coco, came down to the ring as well with a smile on her face.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, accompanied by his sister Coco Bandicoot, from Wumpa Island, weighing in at 213 lbs., Crash Bandicoot!"
"Crash Bandicoot is back in action after suffering a loss to Bowser last week!" Church stated. "A two-time Intercontinental Champion, four-time Hardcore Champion, two-time Tag Team Champion with Crunch, and former Cruiserweight Champion, Crash Bandicoot is one of our most hardcore and craziest competitors here."
"The freakin' bandicoot is out of his mind is what he is!" Sarge exclaimed. "He has caused pain and suffering to those who don't deserve it! He's a madman! He can't even talk! And worse of all, he's orange like Grif! I hope he gets what he deserves like last week!"
"Yeah, good luck with that." Church stated sarcastically. "Because Crash can snap in an instant and do the most insane stuff to people. I actually feel sorry for whoever faces Crash because he may be in for a world of hurt."
("Through Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce)
The cheers quickly turned into boos as the lights turned into a flame red and Takuya came onto the stage. He crouched down onto the stage for a few moments before standing up and throwing his hands upward with index fingers extended, flame pyro going off onto the stage. Takuya then made his way down the ramp and slid into the ring before stepping on the bottom ropes and raised his arms with index fingers extended in a pose.
"And his opponent, from Jiyuugaoka, Japan, weighing at 229 lbs., Takuya Kanbara!"
"Ha, Digimon is in the house, and this is one guy I am certainly proud of!" Sarge exclaimed. "Former World Champion, former Intercontinental Champion, former Tag Team Champion with Blue, Royal Rumble 2010 winner, and beat Red in the main event of Final Clash! And the icing on the cake, he's on the Red side!"
"He's no doubt very accomplished in UCA, a Triple Crown winner and all." Church stated. "But he's still an asshole. I still remember the hell he put Gold and Red through through in 2009 and 2010, which led to that brutal Hell in a Cell match with Gold in 2010. God, was that match insane. He's no doubt looking to win the Rumble a second time, and a win over Crash will give him some momentum."
"And you can bet your bottom dollar he will win!" Sarge exclaimed. "Crash has got no chance against such a Red!"
The ref rang the bell and both Takuya and Crash met in a lock-up in the middle of the ring. Takuya managed to push Crash back into a corner, breaking the lock-up and nailing a right hand to the face of Crash. He then whipped him into the adjacent corner and followed him in, but Crash grabbed the top ropes when he reached it and pushed himself into the air over Takuya and landed behind him. Crash bounced off the ropes and ducked a clothesline from Takuya before coming back and nailing a Flying Crossbody on Takuya followed by a cover! 1...2...Kick out! Both got to their feet and Crash went for an enziguri but Takuya ducked, causing Crash to fall onto the math stomach-first. Crash shot up to his knees holding his stomach, but Takuya suddenly gave a sudden stiff kick to the back of the head, dropping him.
"Damn, what a kick to the head!" Church winced.
"Hah, if Crash wasn't brain-damaged before, he certainly is now!" Sarge exclaimed.
Takuya rolled Crash for the cover! 1...2...Kick out! Takuya grabbed Crash and nailed a right hand to him before lifting him up for a Suplex, but Crash landed behind and nailed an Edge-O-Matic and hooks the leg! 1...2...Kick out! Both got back to their feet and Takuya went for a clothesline but Crash ducked it, and when Takuya turned around, Crash dropkicked his leg, forcing him to a knee before landing a Dropkick to his face! Crash grabbed Takuya and went to whip him into the ropes, but Takuya reversed and whipped him instead. Takuya bent forward for a Back Body Drop, but Crash leaped over him when he came back. Crash bounced off the ropes once more, but Takuya suddenly caught him with a surprise Powerslam Pin! 1...2...Kick out! Takuya picked up Crash, but Crash suddenly leaped and nailed a hard enziguri to the side of the head!
"There's that enziguri Crash was looking for earlier!" Church stated. "Now it may be Takuya who has brain damage!"
"Crash got lucky, that's all!" Sarge added.
Takuya fell down and Crash made the cover! 1..2...Kick out! Crash picked up Takuya and whipped him into ropes and went for a Discus Clothesline, but Takuya held onto the ropes when he reached them, no one home for Crash to hit. The bandicoot saw this as he spun around and ran at Takuya, but the Warrior of Fire flipped Crash over the top rope with a Back Body Drop! Takuya staggered forward as he composed himself, but doesn't notice that Crash landed on the apron. When he does, however, he rushes toward Crash, but the bandicoot rams his shoulder into his stomach through the ropes. Takuya bends over in pain, and Crash slingshots himself over Takuya and rolls the Warrior of Fire up in a Sunset Flip Pin! 1...2...Takuya kicks out just before three! Both get to their feet and Takuya rushes at Crash, but the bandicoot sidesteps him and Takuya goes through the ropes and crashes down to the outside!
"Oh no, Takuya takes a dive to the outside!" Sarge called. "Get back up quick, Takuya!"
"If there's one place you never want to be with Crash, it's on the outside!" Church stated. "Who knows what that crazy marsupial is going to do?!"
Takuya held his side in pain on the outside and once Crash saw where he was, he immediately climbed the nearest corner as fast as he could. The crowd slowly stood on their feet as Crash stood on top the turnbuckle, waiting as Takuya slowly got back to his feet on the outside. When he did, he turned around...
...AND CRASH DIVES OFF WITH A CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY WILD!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church shouted. "Crash just nailed an insane Diving Crossbody from the top to the outside! Did you see the freakin' hangtime on that?! Unreal!"
"I knew this was going to happen!" Sarge stated. "That is bandicoot is too insane for his own good! He could've injured Takuya!"
"There was more of a risk of Crash injuring himself with that move, you idiot!" Church replied.
Takuya is laid out as Crash rolls off of him as yells the only word he knows, "WOAH!" to louder cheers from the crowd who began to chant "Crash! Crash! Crash!" His sister, Coco, clapped in applause from ringside as the bandicoot grabbed Takuya and threw him back into the ring before following in and hooking the leg of the Warrior of Fire!
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Takuya rolls the shoulder up in time!
"Wow, Takuya manages to kick out after recieving that insane Crossbody!" Church stated.
"That is the toughness of a Digimon character at its finest!" Sarge called. "There's a reason why Davis has him in Digivolution on Animated!"
Crash picked up Takuya and nailed a few rights to the skull before whipping him, but Takuya reversed again and whipped him into the corner instead. Takuya ran at Crash again, but was elbowed by the bandicoot upon meeting. Takuya staggered back a bit as Crash ran up the turnbuckle swiftly, but once he got up there, Takuya suddenly pushed his legs out from under him, causing Crash to drop crotch-first on the turnbuckle! Coco gasped in shock at what just happened to her brother.
"Oh damn, even I felt that from here!" Church winced.
"Ha, looks like poor Crash ain't having any babies any time soon!" Sarge mocked.
The crowd "Ooohh's" as Crash's face contorted into an expression of unimaginable pain as he held his lower regions. Takuya took the opportunity to climb up turnbuckle and met Crash up there. He wrapped his arms around the marsupial's waist and climbed further, eventually standing up on the top turnbuckle along with Crash...
...TAKUYA LIFTS CRASH UP AND LANDS A SUPER BACK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP!
"Yes! Super Back Suplex!" Sarge cheered. "What a thing of beauty! Say goodbye, dirtbag Crash!"
Crash is folded up like an accordion as Takuya goes over to Crash, rolls him over, and hooks the leg as Coco begs for Crash to kick out!
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CRASH KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"No, Crash is still in this thing!" Church stated.
Takuya picked up Crash from the ground, but the bandicoot landed a few shots to the stomach before Takuya kicked him in the gut and landed a Swining Neckbreaker on him! Cover on Crash! 1...2...Kick out just in time! Takuya picked up Crash once more, hitting a Northern Lights Suplex, bridging it into a pin! 1...2...Kick out once again! Takuya quickly mounted Crash and delivered repeated punches to the skull of Crash before whipping him into a corner and following him in! Crash however moved out of the way in the nick of time, and Takuya barely stopped himself from crashing into the corner. When he turned around, Crash leaped forward for a Stinger Splash, but this time Takuya moved out of the way! Crash goes crashing into the corner chest-first, and falls down to the ground in pain. Takuya climbed the turnbuckle and sized up Crash from the top, and once the bandicoot stood up...
...TAKUYA DIVED OFF FOR THE FLARE BLITZ (Diving Knee Smash to Standing Opponent)! KNEE ACROSS THE SKULL!
"THERE'S THE FLARE BLTIZ!" Church shouted. "THAT VICIOUS KNEE MAY HAVE JUST KNOCKED CRASH THE FUCK OUT!"
"HA, SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT, STUPID BANDICOOT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Crash spun around in a circle upon impact before falling down to the ground in a heap! Takuya jumps over for the pin!
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CRASH KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"Why in the Sam Hell did that bandicoot kick out?!" Sarge exclaimed. "What could possibly have made Crash do such an impossible thing?!"
"Toughesss, determination, and some big time heart." Church replied. "If you think Crash is going down so easily, then you're an idiot."
Takuya grabbed Crash and placed him in a sitting position before bouncing off the ropes, and lifting his foot for a boot right to the face. But Crash suddenly falls back on the mat, Takuya missing his target and stumbling forward! AND CRASH SUDDENLY ROLLS UP TAKUYA IN A SCHOOL BOY PIN!
"ROLL UP! ROLL UP!" Church shouted. "CRASH MAY HAVE HIM HERE!"
"NO! NOT THIS WAY!" Sarge screamed.
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TAKUYA KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
Both scramble to their feet and Crash went for a clothesline, but Takuya ducked it, grabbed Crash's arm and head from behind, pulled back a bit...
...DIGI-BLAZE (Forward Russian Legsweep) ON THE MAT FACE-FIRST!
"YES, THE DIGI-BLAZE!" Sarge cheered. "CRASH JUST GOT SARGE'D!"
Crash bounced off the mat and Takuya covered him!
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CRASH ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.99!
"NO, HE DID NOT!" Church called. "Crash just refuses to die here!"
"Why thought?" Sarge cried. "Why?!"
Takuya sighed in some frustration before deciding to climb the turnbuckle again and stood on the top turnbuckle. He looked out to the booing crowd for a moment, and smirked in response. He waited for Crash to get back up, and when he did, Takuya once again dived off for another Flare Blitz...
...ONLY FOR CRASH TO SIDESTEP AND CATCH HIM IN MID-AIR AND HIT THE AFTERSHOCK (Side Effect)!
"AFTERSHOCK!" Church shouted. "TAKUYA GOT TOO DAMN COCKY AND WAS CAUGHT WITH THE AFTERSHOCK!"
"THIS IS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK!" Sarge shouted. "TAKUYA WILL RECOVER BECAUSE HE IS A RED!"
Crash covered Takuya!
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TAKUYA KICKS OUT AT 2.999!
Crash picked Takuya up, but the Warrior of Fire suddenly poked the bandicoot in eye, inciting boos from the crowd. The ref admonished Takuya as Crash held his eye in pain, and Takuya bounced off the ropes and back to Crash. Suddenly, the bandicoot brought Takuya down with a clothesline to huge cheers from the crowd! Takuya got back up only to be dropped this time with a dropkick from Crash! Takuya scrambled to his feet and went for a clothesline, but Crash ducked it, leapt at the middle ropes...SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ON TAKUYA! COVER!
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TAKUYA KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE!
"Dammit, Crash is building speed and energy!" Sarge cursed. "Takuya, stop him!"
"Crash is on fire right now, and that's like asking for a death wish right there!" Church stated.
Crash grabbed Takuya from the ground and whipped him into the ropes once more, bending forward for a Back Body Drop. Takuya stops in front of him...grabs the arm and head...lifts him upward...GOES FOR ANOTHER DIGI-BLAZE! WAIT! Crash suddenly spins around and throws Takuya back into the ropes, and when he comes back...HURRICARANA BY CRASH INTO A PIN!
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TAKUYA BARELY KICKS OUT IN TIME!
"Woah, Crash nearly stole one there!" Church called. "Takuya is getting his ass kicked all over the place!"
"Don't let this stupid bandicoot win, Takuya!" Sarge exclaimed. "You're a proud Red, you're better than this dirtbag!"
Takuya got back up...ONLY TO GET AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SKULL! Takuya was dazed as he fell to a knee, and Crash went to the nearest turnbuckle. He waited for Takuya to get back to two feet, and when Takuya did, Crash quickly ran up the turnbuckle, and backflipped and twisted off it...
...CRASH AND BURN! NO WAIT! TAKUYA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CRASH LANDS ON THE MAT BACK-FIRST!
"Ha, looks like little Crash...just crashed and burned!" Sarge laughed.
"That was the worst pun ever...of all time." Church replied.
Crash cried out in pain as he slowly tried to get back to his feet, but when he got to his knees, Takuya suddenly grabbed his head, and placed him in the Suplex position! Takuya lifted Crash up...
...AND SPUN 360 DEGREES FOR THE PYRO TWISTER (Suplex Lift Spinning Facebuster)!
"YES, PYRO TWISTER!" Sarge exclaimed. "CRASH JUST GOT..."
"WAIT, LOOK!" Church shouted.
CRASH LANDED ON FEET BEFORE BEING PLANTED ON HIS FACE! CRASH GRABBED TAKUYA'S HEAD...
...AND NAILED THE WUMPA TWIST!
"WUMPA TWIST OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church called. "TAKUYA GETS PLANTED!"
"WHAT?! NO! NO! NO!" Sarge chanted.
The crowd went wild as Takuya rolled onto his back completely out of it, and Crash quickly climbed the turnbuckle! Crash crouched down on it before sizing up Takuya, then stood on top of it...
...AND DIVES OFF FOR THE CRASH LANDING! THE CROWD CHEERS AS IT CONNECTS!
"NO, NOT THE CRASH LANDING!" Sarge exclaimed. "TAKUYA, PLEASE KICK OUT!"
"Sorry Sarge, but you know what..." Church stated.
Crash covers Takuya!
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"Takuya Just Got Sarge'd!" Church exclaimed smugly.
("No More Words" by EndeverAfteR)
"Here is your winner, Crash Bandicoot!"
The crowd cheered loudly as Crash got off of Takuya and jumped into the air wildly and excitedly multiple times. His sister, Coco, clapped as she cheered for Crash, and the bandicoot in the ring swiftly climbed the turnbuckles and threw his arms out, shaking his head in a crazy and furious manner before jumping off. The ref raised his arm in victory as Crash flashed his signature crazy grin before suddenly spinning like an orange twister in the middle of the ring.
"How dare you steal my line, you dirty Blue!" Sarge cried out. "Only I get to use that amazing line! It's mine dammit!"
"Hey, it just seemed to fit the situation." Church chuckled. "I mean Crash just beat Takuya emphatically with a huge Crash Landing! It was the right time to use that particular line!"
"No it was not!" Sarge exclaimed. "This is a tragedy! A stupid, insane, out of control bandicoot beats a proud and glorious Red in Takuya! This is a dark day in Fiction Wrestling!"
Crash stopped spinning in the ring and continued to grin in the ring until his eyes laid upon the Final Clash sign hanging from the ceiling. He looked at it for a few moments before grinning even more wildly and exiting the ring. Crash walked up the ramp excitedly as his sister Coco followed him, and the bandicoot bounced his head up and down in fast motion before turning around and throwing his arms up into the air to the excitement of the crowd, Coco grabbing the hand and keeping it raised as well.
"That lasting glance to the Final Clash sign can only mean one thing!" Church stated. "Crash is looking to win the Royal Rumble Match! He has yet to win a World Title in his over 15-year tenure here in UCA! Is this year his year to finally win the Big One?"
"There is no way this dirtbag is going to win the Royal Rumble!" Church called. "With names such as Scourge, Shadow, Bowser, Jason, and Red, in Vince's McMahon's words, Crash has got no chance in hell!"
"Crash no doubt has an uphill battle in that Rumble one way or the other!" Church stated. "But in the business of Fiction Wrestling, anything can happen! Never count anyone out! And Crash will fight like hell no matter what in that match! This Rumble is shaping up to be a good one, no doubt about it!"
UCA Rewind: Royal Reckoning 1990
Royal Rumble Moments: The First-Ever Rumble
"UCA started out in December 1989, late in that year." Force recalled. "We had crowned our first-ever UCA World Champion on the first day of the New Year of 1990. And I knew that after that, we had to keep the ball going. So, I took some inspiration from WWE, and created our very first PPV, Royal Reckoning."
"Welcome everybody watching to UCA's very first PPV, Royal Reckoning!" Mickey Mouse shouted from the announcer table. "I'm Mickey Mouse joined by Pete, your commentary team for this historic night! Pete, is this PPV going to be earth-shattering or what?!"
"For once, I can agree with you!" Pete replied. "After all, tonight is going to be capped off with the first-ever UCA Royal Rumble Match! And only one can have that great honor of being the first winner!...My money's on the Shredder! No one is more dangerous than him!"
"Pete, don't go assuming anything yet, because anything can happen!" Mickey replied.
"I decided to take a little bit from WWE and go with my own Rumble Match." Force stated. "And like with Animated at the time, the winner would go on to face the World Champ at my own creation, Final Clash. But I knew that if the Rumble Match was going to take off in UCA, I was going to have to make the first installment in UCA shocking and historic. So...I called in a few people...
"Who's going to be the next entrant in the Royal Rumble?!" Mickey exclaimed.
"Heh, who cares, it's not like it's going to be anyone big." Pete scoffed.
5...4...3...2...1...The Pacman theme song plays to a huge ovation! A small round yellow guy suddenly runs out from the back and down the ramp, chomping his mouth at a super fast rate!
#7 Pacman
"PACMAN! OH MY GOSH!" Mickey screamed. "ONE OF GAMING'S GREATEST PIONEERS IS HERE!"
"HOW THE HELL DID FORCE GET THIS GUY?!" Pete shouted.
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The Superman Theme Song suddenly plays on the loudspeakers to a thunderous ovation! Superman comes flying through the curtain with a salute to the crowd before landing in the ring and landing punches on everyone!
#15 Superman
"IT'S THE MAN OF STEEL!" Mickey yelled. "THE MAN OF STEEL IS ACTUALLY IN UCA! UNBELIEVABLE!"
"HOW THE HELL IS THIS DAMN POSSIBLE?!" Pete questioned.
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The Dragon Ball Anime Theme song suddenly played out, and Piccolo came out from behind the curtain, the crowd in a frenzy as Piccolo slowly tore away his turban and cloak and cape and made his way down the ring!
#21 Piccolo
"NOW PICCOLO?!" Mickey exclaimed. "THIS IS JUST INSANE!"
"JUST HOW MANY MORE OF THESE SURPRISES ARE THERE?!" Pete shouted.
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The Fat Albert theme song suddenly goes off, causing those in the ring to freeze still in shock and fear and looked towards the ramp, where Fat Albert suddenly appeared on the ramp to the shock of the crowd, and Albert smirked as he made his way down the ramp.
"OH MY GOD, FAT ALBERT!" Mickey exclaimed. "FAT ALBERT IS HERE! HE'S GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THAT RING!"
"NEW FAVORITE! THERE'S MY NEW FAVORITE!" Pete shouted. "EVERYBODY, KISS YOUR BUTTS GOODBYE!"
"I had a lot of big time stars come in as surprise entrants for that Rumble." Force explained. "Some of them were there for UCA full-time, while for others it was just a one time appearance. But all those appearances made the Rumble in UCA huge, got it a lot of attention, and many great moments happened like Shredder getting eliminated by Raphael in under a minute after entering, Fat Albert eliminating four guys at once including Superman, and even Buster Bunny managing to last over 30 minutes. But eventually...it came down to two..."
"The first UCA Rumble has come down to just two men! Bugs Bunny and Fat Albert! One of them will main event the first-ever Final Clash!" Mickey exclaimed.
Bugs groggily got up to his feet only to be knocked back down with a clothesline by Albert. Fat Alberto then dropped an elbow across the chest, before picking up Bugs and hitting a Gorilla Press on him, a smirk plastered on his face as the crowd booed him loudly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like not even Bugs Bunny can overcome Fat Albert..." Mickey said grimly.
"Of course not! He's just a rabbit, while Albert is a monster of a man!" Pete stated strongly. "It was over before Bugs even got to the final two! Time to see that Bunny get squashed!"
Fat Albert looked down at Bugs before backing up into the ropes, running towards the prone bunny, and then jumped up for the Albert Splash (Running Body Splash)! But Bugs suddenly rolls out of the way! Albert crashes down to the ground to a roar of cheers, and as Albert gets to his feet, Bugs suddenly hits him with a Jawbreaker, staggering him back a bit! Bugs then crazily unloads punch after punch on Albert, managing to back him up into the ropes! Bugs then tries to clothesline him over the top, but Albert wouldn't budge it! Bugs tries it one more time, but same result! Bugs backs up and rushes at Albert, but Albert bends over and Back Body Drops the bunny over the top rope! Albert cheers in victory...
...but Bugs manages to land on the apron! Albert turns around and sees this, rushing at Bugs...BUT BUGS PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE! ALBERT GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! THE CROWD GOES WILD AS BUGS GETS BACK INTO THE RING AND CHEERS!
"Here is your winner of the Royal Rumble Match, Bugs Bunny!"
"BUGS HAS DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE!" Mickey shouted. "BUGS HAS OVERCOME THE ODDS! BUGS BUNNY HAS WON THE FIRST UCA ROYAL RUMBLE!"
"FOUL! I CALL FOUL!" Pete shouted. "THAT DAMN ANNOYING BUNNY CAN'T WIN!"
"HE JUST DID, PETE! BUGS BUNNY IS GOING TO FINAL CLASH!" Mickey proclaimed.
"I have to thank Bugs Bunny for a lot of things." Force admitted with a smile. "He and I are good friends even to this day, and he really helped out my company by being its biggest star in its early years. Winning the first Royal Rumble in UCA helped established that fact, and overcoming Fat Albert of all people at the end was a real memorable moment for him and the company in its early stages. Thanks to him, the Royal Rumble in UCA took off and has really been a huge success. There can be many winners of the Royal Rumble, but there can only be one first-ever, and that honor rightfully belongs to Bugs Bunny."
The final shot is Bugs Bunny raising his hands in triumph in the center of the ring as the crowd goes wild for him, the last man standing in the ring.
A/N: FINALLY! The next part of Week 2 is finally here, and I'm a bit proud of some of the matches I pulled off here! Combined that with some good segments and promo, and a UCA Rewind going back to the very beginning, I'd say that this was a very good chapter! I plan on finishing this week up very soon to meet a certain deadline, so expect the final part of Week 3 very soon. And that deadline is the Fiction Wrestling Awards 2012, which will feature UCA as well in several of its award categories. So fans of UCA, make your voices heard and support UCA as it participates in its first-ever crossover event with other companies.
And as always, if you have an idea for a rivalry, or something to happen during a current feud or rivalry, or something you want to be shown in a future UCA Rewind, let me know in a review or PM, and I will take iit into consideration.
Thank you for reading and supporting UCA, and be sure to leave a review, as they are always appreciated. See you next time, everybody!