Universal Character Association: Week 2
The Titantron shows the backstage area once more, this time the hallways where were see three familiar characters, the Sony Saints. Sly Cooper was leaning against the wall with his cane in his arms, Ratchet was sitting on one of the nearby boxes, and Jak was steadying himself on a nearby box with a frustrated expression on his face. Sly suddenly sighed as he crossed his arms and closed his eyes.
"Well...last week wasn't exactly the best night for us, was it?" Sly asked.
"Of course it wasn't!" Ratchet replied. "I mean, last week, I lost a Triple Threat match that could've put me in line for a Cruiserweight Title shot if I won! That's a real bummer if you ask me, that Cruiserweight Title means a lot to me you know!"
"Hey, at least you lost to a nice and respectable kid like Tidus." Jak pointed out with a frown. "And there's the fact you didn't get pinned. Me, on the other hand, I got screwed by that opportunistic asshole, Scourge! I had him, and then he low blowed me out of the ref's view! I swear, if I ever get my hands on him in the future..."
"You two had rough nights, no doubt, but to be honest, I think I disappointed the group the most..." Sly stated. "I had a chance to bring gold back to the Sony Saints, I had the opportunity to be the Hardcore Champion for the stable. I was so close too, I was in the final two. I had Senji set up for the win...but then I got put through a table and lost. I'm the leader here, I'm supposed to succeed so the group can flourish, but failed...I feel really bad for letting you all down..."
"Hey man, don't feel like that, we all let down the group some way last week." Ratchet stated. "I guess last week was just an off day."
"Yeah but you know what, I'm not going to let this slow me down!" Jak stated as he punched a fist into an open palm. "Fox isn't letting his recent losses keep him down, so why should we? We're the Sony Saints, for crying out loud!"
"You know what Jak, you are absolutely right!" Ratchet grinned. "Look at all we've done! Our group has captured Tag Titles, Cruiserweight Titles, Hardcore Titles, and even World Titles! We're one of the greatest groups ever in UCA!"
"And as leader, I guess it's my duty to make sure we don't stay down because of this little setback." Sly chuckled. "We've been through worse, one bad night isn't going to keep the Sony Saints down! I mean, we even had a game starring us three all together, I think it's time to remind everybody just how great the Sony Saints are!"
"And that starts tonight!" Ratchet proclaimed. "In a few moments, me and Jak are going to face Team 2D. Those two are going to be a challenge, they're arguably the greatest team that UCA has ever seen, and they're coming off an impressive victory."
"Yeah, but that doesn't matter." Jak smirked. "If Daxter were here, he'd say those two are nothing but complete jokes and that we would walk all over them. And there's no doubt that he would be right, we're going to put that cat and mouse in their places."
"Heh, too bad I can't be out there with you kicking some tail as well, but unfortunately, it's just two-on-two." Sly chuckled. "Still, I know you guys don't need my help at all to take them down. So time for you both to go out there and give them a good ol' fashion beating courtesy of the Sony Saints!"
"Yeah, and we'll be one step closer to those Tag Team Titles!" Ratchet grinned. "Come on, Jak, time to show that we're just as good together as we are individually!"
Jak and Ratchet then left for the ring area, with Sly smirking at what just occurred between them.
The scene changes to another hallway in the back, where Tom and Jerry were walking down to the ring area with confident smirks on their faces as they conversed with one another.
"Heh, ready to put down another few wannabe wrestlers on our way to our eighth Tag Team Championship?" Tom asked his partner.
"Heh, you bet! Once we gain yet another victory, it's only a matter of time before we break our own record." Jerry replied confidently. "We won the Duos Title in UWE again, and we will win the titles here again in UCA soon too! We'll be the first team to hold tag titles from two companies at the same time! Luigi may be getting a shot at those titles at Royal Reckoning, but it doesn't matter who wins, because they'll fall to us like all the rest!"
"Heh, you got that right, but you know what, whoever wins will at least be more of a challenge than those stupid Elrics!" Tom chuckled. "I mean, even our opponents tonight have been Tag Team Champions before! The Elrics have never been Champs! Not just in UCA, but almost everywhere in Fiction Wrestling!"
"Yeah, they failed at Brawlapalooza over on CASZ to get the titles!" Jerry chuckled. "They may have won the titles at Anime Mania in AWF, but those titles are garbage anyway. They'll fail at WrestleMania in WWE, and they'll most certainly fail here in UCA! They're the biggest tag team chokers ever!"
"Yeah, too easy to beat them last week!" Tom grinned. "But hey at least they were a good warm-up on our way back to championship glory!"
"You said it." Jerry nodded.
("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)
Tom and Jerry smirked as they heard their music being played in the arena, and Tom turned to Jerry. "Ready to dish out some non-stop violence, partner?"
"Always ready, partner." Jerry smirked. "Time to show Jak and Ratchet how to really be a team."
The two then walked towards the ring area, a confident stride in their step.
The crowd booed loudly as the music continued to play, and once the music picked up, Tom and Jerry came out side by side onto the stage, Tom raising his hands to his sides while Jerry crouched down before standing, raising his hands into the air with their fingers forming the "V"signs. The two looked at each other and smirked before jumping into the air and high-fiving each other before throwing the fists threw the air in unison and made their way down the ramp and entered the ring. Both of them got onto the turnbuckles and raised their hands to the air, forming the "V" sign with their fingers.
"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"
"Well, Tom and Jerry aren't lacking in confidence, that's for sure." Church stated. "After gaining a victory over the Elrics last week, Team 2D looks to continue their momentum so they can hope to challenge the winner of the Tag Title Match at the Royal Reckoning. Though they pulled no punches in their comments on the Elrics."
"Hah, and every single thing they said is true!" Sarge said. "The Elrics choked at Brawlapalooza! They are the worst tag team ever! Of all time! They'll never be champions in UCA!"
"Tch, of course you would say that, Sarge." Church scoffed. "Team 2D may think the Elrics are a joke, but they better focus on their opponents tonight, or they'll be lying on their backs soon enough!"
("One X" by Three Days Grace)
The crowd gave out loud cheers as Jak and Ratchet came out onto the stage, Ratchet having a blue cloth over his body while Jak was behind him with his Vulcan Fury with him. Ratchet crouched down onto the stage before standing up, throwing the cloth off him and pyro exploding on the stage in unison while Jak fired off his Vulcan Fury into the air to machine-gun pyro for a few seconds before the two made their way down the ramp. Jak placed his gun on the outside before he and Ratchet entered the ring.
"And their opponents, representing the Sony Saints, from Haven City and Veldin, at a combined weight of 468 lbs., Jak and Ratchet!"
"Jak and Ratchet look to get the Sony Saints back on the winning side of things after a clean sweep of losses last week!" Church pointed out. "Former Tag Team Champions in their own right, Jak and Ratchet are no doubt going to give Team 2D a run for their money!
"Damn these Blue-loving Sony Saint bastards to hell!" Sarge cursed. "I hope Team 2D gives them violence they have never experience before! I hate them so much!"
"You're just mad at them because they beat they beat the crap out of you in 2010." Church stated.
"They should have never put their hands on a glorious Red such as myself!" Sarge cried out.
It was soon decided that Ratchet and Jerry would start the match and the ref rang the bell. Ratchet started things off by grabbing Jerry's head in a side headlock, and wrenched on it bit before executing a Snapmare Takedown, keeping the arms around the head. Jerry quickly wrapped his legs around Ratchet in a Head Scissors before Ratchet kipped out of it. Both got to their feet where Jerry got kicked in the gut, and Ratchet wrapped his arms around Jerry's waist and hit a Side Suplex! Ratchet once again locked in a Side Headlock, but this time Jerry slowly got back to his feet with Ratchet in tow, and suddenly hit a Back Suplex on Ratchet! Jerry covered, but Ratchet kicked out before a count could be made. Both got back to their feet, and Ratchet caught Jerry with another Snapmare Takedown.
"Ratchet's being very slow and technical right now." Church noted. "Surprising considering how much of fast high-flying guy Ratchet is."
"That damn Ratchet is trying to throw Jerry off his game!" Sarge stated. "Don't let that Sony Saint get to you! Take him down with great violence!"
Ratchet wrenched his arms in another Side Headlock, but like before Jerry slowly got to his feet with Ratchet in tow. He pushed Ratchet off him into the ropes, but Ratchet hit a Standing Shoulder Block on his way back. Ratchet then bounced off the ropes again, but Jerry turned over on his stomach, and Ratchet leaped over him. When Ratchet came back, Jerry got up and lifted Ratchet up for a Hip Toss...
...Ratchet turns it into a Monkey Flip in mid-air! Jerry arches his back in pain before he gets back up...HUGE DROPKICK FROM RATCHET! Cover! 1...2...Jerry kicks out in time! Ratchet quickly picked up Jerry and whipped him, but Jerry reverses and whips Ratchet into the corner. Jerry follows in, but Ratchet caught him in the jaw with a lifting knee! As Jerry backed up in pain, Ratchet leaped onto the second turnbuckle and dived off. Diving Neckbreaker on Jerry! Ratchet quickly dragged Jerry to his corner and tagged in Jak! Both of them dragged Jerry to the middle of the ring before Jak suddenly landed a Backstabber on Jerry! Jerry stood up in pain...BEFORE WALKING INTO A DOUBLE KNEE JAWKBREAKER FROM RATCHET!
"Damn what a move!" Church called. "Backstabber followed by a Codebreaker! That's innovation for ya!"
"They stole that from Beer Money!" Sarge yelled out. "Thieving bastards the lot of them!"
"Have you forgotten that this is wrestling? No move is off limits to anyone, idiot!" Church replied.
Jak covered Jerry as Ratchet got on the apron!
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2...
Jerry kicks out in time!
As Jak picked Jerry back up, the mouse swiftly punched Jak in the gut, forcing him to let go. Jerry followed up with a European Uppercut that staggered Jak back a bit. Jerry rushed foward at Jak...Jak bring Jerry down with a hard clothesline! Jak grabbed Jerry and placed him in the Suplex position and lifted him up...
...Jerry suddenly reverses it into a Small Package! 1...2...Jak kicks out in time! Jak gets up and throws another clothesline at Jerry...the mouse quickly ducks it, gets behind Jak, lifts him up...Atomic Drop! Followed by a Bulldog! Jerry makes the cover! 1...2...
NO! Jak kicks out just in time! Jerry drags Jak over to their corner and tags in Tom to boos!
"Aha, now Tom is in the match after Jerry showed how stupid Jak is!" Sarge laughged. "Time for some good ol' violence!"
Tom and Jerry whipped Jak into the ropes and when he came back, Tom grabbed him in a Sidewalk Position...Jerry grabbed his head while being held by Tom...
...SIDEWALK SLAM AND REVERSE DDT COMBO!
"Damn, there's that teamwork that made Tom and Jerry seven-time champs!" Church called.
"And nobody can ever hope to match it! Especially the Elrics!" Sarge stated.
Tom hooks the leg as Jerry gets on the apron!
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2...
Jak kicks out just before the three!
Tom picked Jak and kneed him in the gut before hitting a Gutwrench Suplex on him. Tom then picked him back up and whipped him into the ropes, but Jak ducked a clothesline on the way back, bouncing off the ropes again to strike Tom. But the cat suddenly lifted him up by the legs...Flapjack on Jak! Jak got back to his feet holding his face in pain, when Tom grabbed him from behind...FULL NELSON SLAM! Tom drops for the cover! 1...2...
NO! Jak kicks out! Tom picked Jak up before sending him back down with a knee to the head. Tom climbed up to the nearest turnbuckle, and quickly dived off for a Top Rope Senton Splash!...JAK ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Tom crashes to the ground back-first, crying out in pain.
"Oh no, Jak rolled out of the way!" Sarge cried.
"And it looks the old saying isn't true after all." Church stated. "Cats really don't land on their feet."
Jak saw the position that Tom was in and quickly climbed the turnbuckle, and once on top, waited for Tom to get his feet. When the cat managed to get his feet, Jak leaped off...Diving Forearm Smash to Tom! Jak rolled across the ring and swiftly tagged in Ratchet, who then scaled the turnbuckle. Tom got to his feet in a daze and turned around, and Ratchet dives off and hits a Missile Dropkick!
"Subsequent dives from Jak and Ratchet have put Tom down!" Church stated.
"But it can't be for the count, it can't be!" Sarge said.
Ratchet quickly hooks both legs!
1...
2...
Tom kicks out at 2.8!
"Yes, Tom shows how much of a Red he is!" Sarge cheered.
"And how does kicking out mean he is a Red?" Church questioned.
"Because only a Red would have kicked out of that, while Blues like you would have gone crying home to Mommy!" Sarge replied.
Ratchet swiftly picked up Tom and nailed a Russian Leg Sweep on him. He then bounced off the ropes and landed a Jumping Elbow Drop on the cat. He then picked up Tom, and then leaped at the second ropes, springboarding off them...Springboard Back Elbow! No wait! Tom catches him in mid-air in a Full Nelson, lifts him up...FULL NELSON BOMB! Tom quickly hooks the leg!
"Holy crap, where the hell did that Full Nelson Bomb come from?!" Church exclaimed.
"Ha, looks like the Saint's plan backfired!" Sarge laughed. "Chalk one up for the Reds!"
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RATCHET GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
"Ratchet replies with 'Like hell I'm letting you chalk up a win!'" Church stated.
"And to that I say...SCREW YOU, SONY SAINT!" Sarge shouted.
Tom groaned in frustration as he picked up Ratchet and whipped him into the ropes, but when Ratchet was bouncing off the ropes, Jak tagged himself in, unbeknownst to Tom. Tom went for a clothesline, but Ratchet ducked it. The cat turned around, and when he did, Jak quickly got into the ring. Ratchet hit a sudden Sit-Out Jawbreaker, staggering Tom back...
...AND INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM JAK, BRIDGED INTO A PIN!
"Sam Hell, what did I just see?!" Sarge stated. "That was as wrong as Reds losing to Blues!"
"That was innovative, a Sit-Out Jawbreaker sending Tom into a German Suplex!" Church called. "And now Tom may be out for a three count!
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JERRY COMES IN AND BREAKS THE PIN WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!
"Thank God for Jerry!" Sarge sighed in relief. "Losing to the Saints would've been just as bad losing to the Elrics!"
"Would you please stopping ribbing on the Elrics?!" Church exclaimed.
"Never!" Sarge replied.
Jak held his stomach in pain as Ratchet rushed at Jerry, but the mouse Back Body Drop him over the top rope! But Ratchet lands on the apron, and when Jerry turned around, Ratcher socked him right in the mouth. Jerry fell to the ground a few feet away and slowly got back up as he held his jaw. Ratchet readied himself and when Jerry got up, Ratchet springboarded off the ropes...INTO A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER FROM JERRY!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church shouted. "Double Knee Gutbuster in mid-air!"
"That's how you do a move, you damn Saints!" Sarge cried out.
Ratchet bounced off Jerry's knees and screamed in pain as he rolled across the ring hold his stomach. Jerry got up and smirked down at Ratchet, trash talking the falled Lombax before turning around...AND GETTING SPEARED TO HELL BY JAK!
"No! Jerry!" Sarge cried out in despair.
"Well, looks like Jerry's broken in two! Someone pick up the broken pieces!" Church called out.
Jerry was laid out as Jak got off him, looking down at his carcass ...and was turned around into a HUGE CUTTER BY TOM!
"Cutter by Tom!" Church called. "Tom just laid out Jak in an instant!"
"Yes! Jak my boy..."
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JAK KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"You Just Got...OH COME ON, DAMMIT!" Sarge called.
Tom pounded the mat in frustration before picking up Jak, but the Eco Man suddenly wraps his arms around Tom's waist...BRIDGING NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! JAK HAS TOM PINNED!
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TOM KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!
"Woah, Jak nearly pulled one over on Tom there!" Church called.
"But he didn't, which shows how inferior Jak is to Tom and Jerry!" Sarge called. "Bring the violence to them, Tom and Jerry! They deserve it!"
Jak got up and suddenly mounted Tom with punch after punch, dazing the cat even more. After several repeated punches to the skull, Jak picked the cat up, and placed him in the Suplex position, inciting a huge pop from the crowd! Jak lifted Tom up...Jerry suddenly comes in and Dropkicks Jak's knee!
"Jak was an okay wrestler...but then he took a Dropkick to the knee." Sarge stated.
"Oh God, you just did two things there." Church stated. "First, you used an overused meme from Skyrim, and second, you stole that line from Tarble on Animated!"
"No I didn't! It's my line, dammit! My line!" Sarge stated. "Reds for life!"
"God, you're an idiot!" Church shouted.
Jak let go of Tom as he fell to a knee, holding his hurt knee. Tom landed on his feet, and Jerry said to him "Tom! Time for some Non-Stop Violence!" Tom nodded and Jerry grabbed Jak and whipped him into the ropes as Team 2D got into position! As Jak bounced back...
Jerry lifted him up by the legs...Tom jumps up to grab the head...
RATCHET SUDDENLY TACKLES TOM DOWN TO THE GROUND MID-MOVE! Jak takes advantage of the situation, grabs Jerry's head mid-lift...AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DDT!
"Ratchet makes the save and Jerry gets planted with a DDT as a result!" Church called. "Talk about close calls!"
"No! No one interrupts the Non-Stop Violence! NO ONE!" Sarge screamed.
Jerry is laid out as Tom and Ratchet scramble to their feet and Ratchet rushes at the cat...Tom sidesteps him and Ratchet goes shoulder-first into the post! The crowd "Ooohh's" as Ratchet falls out of the ring, holding his shoulder in pain. Tom pants a bit at the close call as he turns around...Jak kicks him in the gut, and places him in the Suplex position! Jak lifts him up...
...but Tom suddenly stays on the ground and lifts Jak up instead...DROP SUPLEX ON JAK!
"This is absolute chaos right now!" Church stated. "Who the hell are the legal men right now?!"
"I think it's Jak and Tom, and guess what, Jak is about to get Sarge'd in the worst way!" Sarge exclaimed.
Tom leaned onto the ropes as he recuperated for a bit before walking over to Jak and picking him up when...
("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)
"What the?!" Sarge exclaimed.
The crowd cheered loudly as Tom snapped his head to the stage, where Ed and Al walked out onto. The two brother stood on the stage, Ed crossed his arms while Al placed his hands in his pockets, both looking at Tom in the ring with a calm look.
"It's the Elrics!" Church called. "They have just crashed this party! And I bet your ass that they heard about Team 2D's remarks about them!"
"Those damn wastes of space don't deserve to be here, nor should they be here!" Sarge exclaimed. "Get out of here, you stupid alchemists! You don't deserve to be in the presence of Team 2D!"
Tom let go of Jak as he walked over to the ropes, glaring at the Elrics and yelling out a few choice words at them, but the Elrics did not budge one bit, continuing to look at Tom with calm expressions. Tom glared at the two for a few more moments before turning around and going back to Jak. He picked the Eco Man up...
...Jak suddenly kicks him in the knee! Tom nearly buckles as he holds his knee in pain, and Jak kicks him in the gut! Jak grabs him in a front facelock, throws Tom's arm over his head...
...lifts him up...
JAKHAMMER CONNECTS!
"JAKHAMMER!" Church shouted. "TOM FOCUSED ON THE ELRICS TOO MUCH AND PAID FOR IT BIG TIME!"
"NO! JERRY, SAVE HIM!" Sarge cried out.
Jerry got back into the ring and rushed at Jak...only for Ratchet to catch him with a Spinning Heel Kick! Jerry is down as Jak covers Tom!
"Jerry won't be doing any saving tonight!" Church called out.
"NO! Kick out, Tom, kick out!" Sarge begged.
1...
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3!
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Sarge screamed in despair.
("One X" by Three Days Grace)
"Here are your winners, Jak and Ratchet!"
Loud cheers were heard from the crowd as Jak got off Tom and the ref raised both his and Ratchet's arms in victory! Jak and Ratchet smiled in triumph as they high-fived each other before getting on the turnbuckles to celebrate. On the stage, Ed and Al finally cracked smirks at what had just transpired as they clapped in congratulations of their victory.
"Jak and Ratchet have just made up for last week's losses with a huge win over Team 2D!" Church said. "Talk about a turnaround for these two!"
"Oh fudge buckets, this is not right!" Sarge said. "Those Saints won only because of the Elrics distracting Tom and Jerry! Those brothers shouldn't have even been out here in the first place! They screwed Team 2D!"
"Well, Tom and Jerry shouldn't have made those comments on them." Church retorted. "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and this was the Elrics' reaction."
The Elrics continued to smirk and clap for a few more seconds before walking off the stage and to the back. Jak and Ratchet continued to celebrate and play to the crowd for awhile before they exited the ring and made their way backstage. Tom and Jerry finally stirred in the ring and slowly got up, and when they did, they realized exactly what happened and anger stirred within them. Jerry pounded the mat in frustration with Tom yelling out "You Elrics are going to pay for this! You just earned yourself one-way tickets to non-stop violence!"
"Man, Tom and Jerry are pissed!" Church pointed out. "They're almost as pissed as Chaos was earlier tonight!"
"Can you blame them?!" Sarge replied. "Thanks to the Elrics, they lost this match-up, and their plans to become Tag Team Champions have been derailed! There will be hell to pay, I assure you!"
"I got to agree with you, Team 2D are going to retaliate big time here!" Church called. "And you can bet, these two teams will leave violence in their wake!"
The focus goes to the Titantron as it shows the backstage area, but this time, it shows an absolutely darkened room with only a dim light showering it. It was absolutely bare, with no furniture or even lockers inside of it. Suddenly, the camera turned to the right, and Chaos the Hedgehog was shown, leaning against the wall of the room with his held down, UWE Omega Title over his shoulder as the darkness cloaked him.
"Shadow the Hedgehog..." Chaos began venomously. "The Ultimate Life Form...a being created by Dr. Gerald Robotnik to be the greatest warrior ever...one half of the infamous D-Hedgeration X...a three-time World Champion...truly a great in UCA...however...even the Ultimate Life Form is no match for a God..."
Chaos lifted his head up to the camera, eyes containing unbridled rage. "Earlier tonight, you did something that no being with common sense should have ever done. You cost me a match...but not just any match, oh no, you cost me a match against my hated enemy, Hope the Hedgehog! And that, Shadow, was your not only your mistake, but your death sentence. You dare defy me, you dare to disrespect me, you dare try to make a fool of me. Well...I'm afraid that I cannot allow you to do this any longer. I won the UWE Omega Title at Bad Blood, cementing my reign, my rule over UWE as its King, its God. And soon the same will befall UCA, and you will be the first one to fall as I fulfill that destiny. You have made the mistake of crossing me, Shadow, and you will pay the price. For all your strengths, you are nowhere close to my destructive capabilities, to my power, and once I'm done with you, you will be lying on the ground in a pool of your own blood, forced to bow before me as I stand tall."
Chaos flashed an evil, sadistic smirk at the camera. "After all, even the Ultimate Life Form must bow down to the God of Destruction." Chaos then chuckled darkly before it slowly turned into maniacal laughing as the scene faded to black.
The Titantron slowly changed scenes once more, this time going back to the interview area. Simmons was there with a microphone held up, and Bowser was standing right next to him, an intense and focused look on his face.
"Hey everybody, it's me, Simmons, ready to give you all an informative interview." Simmons stated. "I am standing here right now with Bowser, who will be competing in the high-stakes Triple Threat up next. Now Bowser, you..."
Bowser suddenly yanked the mic out of Simmon's hand and pushed the Red soldier down to the ground. Simmons' head bounced off the concrete as Bowser snarled at him before turning to the camera, bringing the mic up to his lips.
"Alright, time to keep this short and sweet. Listen up, I'M going to win the Triple Threat Match! Not because I am 'the smartest' like Scourge thinks he is, not because I am psychotic like Jason, no...I will win because I am the most dominant! I am a monster, a monster that cannot be stopped! Scourge's smarts won't do him any good while I'm pounding him into the ground, and Jason's insanity won't be able to stand up to my power as I crush him with it! This is my time, my moment! I will destroy these two, no problem, in this Triple Threat! And when I pin one of them, that No. 30 spot is all mine! Then no one will stop me! The Royal Rumble Match will be as good as mine! And I hope Mario is the champion by Final Clash, because if he is, I will gain vengeance for all the times he has humiliated me! I will win the Rumble, and then become the World Heavyweight Champion, and no one can stop me!"
Bowser threw the mic down to the ground as he stomped his way to the ring, leaving Simmosn lied out on the ground in pain, moaning "Why does this always happen to me?"
"Bowser is on a warpath!" Church stated. "He wants to win this Triple Threat bad, you can see it in his eyes! I almost feel sorry for Jason and Scourge in this match!"
"Bowser has never had a World Title opportunity in UCA, and a victory here will give him the best chance possible to get one!" Sarge exclaimed. "Bowser will not be denied, the Koopa King is on a rampage!"
"You got that right, but Scourge and Jason want that win just as badly, and none of these guys can afford to lose!" Church pointed out. "I don't like any of these three one bit, but despite that, these three are going to fight with all their might in a match where they have everything to gain, and everything to lose."
The bell was rang a few times as the ring announcer spoke. "The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for one fall, where the winner will be the 30th entrant in the Royal Rumble, and the one pinned or submitted will start the Royal Rumble at No. 1."
You Think You Know Me?
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)
The crowd drowned the arena in deafening boos as the music played, the front stage being covered in smoke. When the music picked up, Scourge the Hedgehog came out through the smoke in a hurry, wearing his sunglasses and leather jacket, a cocky and arrogant smirk on his face. He went to both sides of the stage, taunting and insulting the fans the whole time before walking down the rampway in an arrogant stride before stopping in the middle, and throwing his hands up in rock signs, green pyro going off behind him. When the pyro finished, he ran and slid into the middle of the ring, looking out to the crowd with his smirk before getting up and placing himself on the rope, holding his hand up in a rock sign as he taunted the crowd some more.
"Introducing first, from Moebius, weighing in at 225 lbs., "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"
"The great King himself, Scourge, is ready for this match!" Sarge stated. "His promo earlier showed how confident he is, and why shouldn't he be?! He's got the smarts of Einstein practically!"
"That's overexaggerating at it's finest, Sarge." Church replied. "Scourge is no doubt a bastard, and the guy I least want to win this match. However, there's no denying how opportunistic he is! It takes just one moment for Scourge to swoop in and steal the win!"
"And can you imagine if he started the Rumble from #30?" Sarge questioned. "Scourge could come up with so many ideas with that entry! There could be nothing that could get in his way!"
("Isolation" by Alter Bridge)
Boos continued to rain down from the crowd as lights turned dark and Jason came out onto the stage, head held down with the Intercontinental held in one of his hands. After a few seconds, he slowly lifted his head, a cold, stoic, evil expression on his face as he methodically made his way down the ramp. When he reached the ring, he leaped onto the apron, staring down the smirking Scourge for a second before entering the ring, raising his title in the airs midst the sea of boos.
"And introducing next, from South Island, weighing in at 234 lbs., he is the UCA Intercontinental Champion, Jason Kreuger!"
"Earlier tonight, Jason found out that he will defend his Intercontinental Title against the angel, Pit!" Church recalled. "He ambushed the angel with an Absolute Destruction, but right now, Jason's got to worry about winning this match!"
"This is a must not lose situation for Jason!" Sarge exclaimed. "If he takes the fall in this match, not only will he be forced to defend against Pit at Royal Reckoning, but he will also have to start the Rumble first! That's the definition of being royally screwed!"
"That's a position Jason does not want to be in, I can assure you." Church agreed. "However, if he wins this match, he'll have a good deal of rest before entering that match!"
("Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold)
The boos refused to stop as they may have gotten even louder as the music began to play, and Bowser, came out onto the stage and looked out to the crowd with a serious expression on his face. Giving out a brief sneer to the crowd, he roared with great might, breathing out fire in grand fashion. Bowser stomped his way down the entrance ramp before walking up the steel steps and entering the ring, the crowd continuing to jeer him the whole time.
"Introducing next, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing at 391 lbs. "The Lethal Enforcer" and "King of the Koopas" Bowser!"
"As we just earlier, Bowser may be the most focused and determined out of all these guys!" Church stated. "He wants to win this match so damn bad! He feels if he wins this match, he will guarantee himself victory in the Rumble!"
"And not hard to see why!" Sarge stated. "He's already a danger in the Rumble with his size and strenght alone, but add entering last? My God, the destruction to all those in his path will be unimaginable!"
"And to Bowser, two little runts in Scourge and Jason aren't going to stop him!" Church stated. "This is going to be one hell of a fight, no doubt about it! Like them or hate them we're going to see hell in a few moments!"
Each man took a corner in the ring and the ref asked each of them if they were ready and then rang the bell. The three wrestlers slowly circled each other in the ring. Soon the three stopped, staring down one another in an old-fashion Mexican Stand Off. Suddenly, Scourge looked at Jason and nodded towards Bowser a few times. Jason looked puzzled until he got what Scourge was suggesting, and some contemplating, there was a reluctant nod, and suddenly the two dashed towards Bowser and began pounding down on them!
"Woah, right off the bat, Jason and Scourge double-team Bowser!" Church called.
"They realize that Bowser is too big of a menace of them!" Sarge stated. "They're looking to take him out before he gets dominant in there!"
Bowser bent forward as Jason and Scourge continued to bombard with punches and kicks, but after several moments, Bowser suddenly pushed them both off with an astounding amount of strength! Scourge landed on the ground hard and rolled out the ring, while Jason quickly rolled back to his feet and leaped back onto Bowser, pounding punch after punch into his face. The Koopa King was slightly dazed and Jason bounced off the ropes and dashed towards Bowser! The Koopa King suddenly takes Jason's head off with a Lariat! Jason is laid out as Bowser picks him up, and lifts him up for a Fallaway Slam.
"Fallaway Slam coming up!" Church called. "Jason's about go for a ride!"
Bowser walked around the ring carrying Jason with ease, smirking towards the booing crowd chanting "Overrated!" Bowser chuckled before turning around to his the Fallaway Slam...MISSILE DROPKICK FROM SCOURGE! Bowser goes down with Jason in his arms, and Jason lands on Bowser in a pin!
1...
2...
Scourge pulls Jason off of Bowser!
"Holy tamoli!" Sarge exclaimed. "That Missile Dropkick from Scourge nearly gave Jason that win! Scourge has to be more careful!"
Scourge picked up Jason and threw a right, but Jason blocked it and laid in a few right hands, backing Scourge up into a corner. Jason grabbed Scourge's and whipped him, but Scourge reverses and whips Jason instead...INTO A THUNDEROUS BIG BOOT FROM BOWSER! Jason is turned inside as he does a flip from the impact. Bowser then rushed towards Scourge, but Scourge with a Drop Toehold on Bowser! The Koopa King falls down and his face crashes down onto the second turnbuckle. Bowser slowly got back to his feet, holding his face in pain when Scourge grabbed his head from behind nailed a Scourge-O-Matic!
"Wow, Scourge actually manages to get the big man down!" Chuch stated.
"Why sound so surprised, Blue?" Sarge asked. "This is the King of the World we are talking about!"
"Who was most likely to get destroyed by Bowser." Church added.
Bowser rolled to the outside of the ring, holding the back of his head as Scourge then turned his attention to Jason. He picked him up, but Jason suddenly nailed a HUGE Knife Edge Chop across Scourge's chest. The crowd "Wooooo's" as Scourge cries out in pain, backing up into the ropes. Jason ran towards Scourge...Scourge Back Body Drops him over the ropes and onto Bowser...
...BOWSER CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS! With a mighty roar, Bowser proceeded to throw Jason face-first into the steel post! "Ooooohhh" could be heard from the crowd as Jason's head bounced off the post and he crashed to the ground. Bowser snarled down at Jason's prone body before turning to the ring...
...SUICIDE DIVE FROM SCOURGE ON BOWSER! The crowd gives a mixed reaction to the move as Bowser goes down and Scourge throws up rock signs with his hand in arrogant fashion. He then grabbed the body of Jason and threw him back in the ring!
"Damn, what a Suicide Dive from Scourge!" Church called. "That's not something we see often from the hedgehog!"
"That only goes to show you how important this is to Scourge!" Sarge stated. "He's willing to do any move if it means winning the match!"
Scourge slid into the ring and pinned Jason!
1...
2...
Kick out by Jason before three!
Scourge got up and landed a few stomps on Jason's body before picking him and nailing a Snap Suplex followed by a quick cover! 1...2...Jason kicks out again! Scourge landed a few punches to the skull before locking in a Side Headlock, squeezing his arms around Jason's head. Jason gritted his teeth as he slowly got to his feet with Scourge in tow, and suddenly lifts Scourge up for a Back Suplex. Scourge backflips onto his feet behind Jason, however, and pushes Jason away. Jason turns around, and sidesteps an rushing Scourge, and the green hedgehog crashes into the corner. Scourge slumps in the corner as he turns around, and the IC Champ runs towards Scourge...the hedgehog suddenly lifts him up by the legs...
...FLAPJACK ON THE STEEL POST!
"Oh my god!" Church called. "Jason's head just cracked on the top of that steel post!"
"Fudge pops, that was sicekning..." Sarge stated. "AND TOTALLY AWESOME!"
The crowd gives out a huge mixed reaction as Jason's head bounced off the post before slumping back into the ring and down to the ground! Scourge drops down for the cover!
1...
2...
NO! JASON KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!
Scourge looks up at the ref in surprise, shocked that Jason was able to kick out of that. Scourge looks down at Jason, who is now bleeding profusely from the head. Deciding to finish it, Scourge picks up Jason and places him in a front facelock. The crowd boos loudly as Scourge smirks arrogantly at them...
...JASON SUDDENLY LIFTS SCOURGE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! A mixture of boos and cheers could be heard as Jason tries to go for Absolute Destruction, but Scourge manages to get out of it, and land behind Jason. He pushes the hybrid away...
...JASON SIDESTEPS AN INCOMING BOWSER! BOWSER SPEARS SCOURGE!
"GOOD GODLY MISS MOLLY!" Sarge cried out. "Bowser just Speared Scourge out of his boots!"
"About time Scourge was on the receiving end of a Spear!" Church called.
Bowser, though surprised, wasted no time in pinning Scourge!
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2...
JASON BREAKS UP THE PIN AT 2.9!
Jason picked up Bowser off Scourge as he delivered repeated knees to Bowser's skull. He then attempted to whip Bowser into the corner, but Bowser refused to budge...Bowser pulls Jason to him, and POWERSLAM ON JASON! Cover! 1...2...Jason kicks out at 2.99! Bowser picks up Jason and whips him into a corner. Bowser roars loudly before running full steam at Jason...Stinger Splash! Jason is crushed in the corner by Bowser before slumping down to the ground and rolls out of the ring. Bowser looks down at Jason with a snarl...
...Chop Block to Bowser by Scourge from behind! Bowser cries out as he is forced to a knee, and Scourge backs up a bit...RUNNING BULLDOG ON BOWSER! Scourge covers Bowser.
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2...
Bowser kicks out at 2.9!
"Scourge manages to get a nearfall on Bowser, but if he actually thought a Bulldog was going to keep Bowser down, he's not as smart as he says he is." Church stated.
"And he knows that, Bluetard!" Sarge replied. "The Bulldog was meant to inflict pain, and the cover was just to wear Bowser out! Scourge always has a plan, dirtbag!"
Scourge gets up as Bowser tries to do the same, but Scourge cuts him off with a Dropkick to the face. Bowser goes back down as Scourge looks at him, and suddenly, a wild smirk appeared on his face. He slowly backed up into a corner, a gleam in his eye, before crouching down and began to beg Bowser to get up, boos hailing from the crowd as he slowly chanted "Spear...Spear...Spear..."
"Uh oh, Scourge may be looking to pay Bowser back from earlier with his own Spear!" Church called.
"And not even Bowser can do it as good as Scourge can!" Sarge stated.
Bowser began to get up to his feet, Scourge's anticipation growing by the second. Scourge's body began to shake as Bowser stood up with his back turned. Bowser turns around...Scourge rushes at Bowser...
...BOWSER CATCHES HIM WITH A STANDING SPINEBUSTER! The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Scoruge is lied out, and Bowser sneers down at Scourge before turning him over onto his stomach, stands over him and grabs the head...LOCKS IN THE KOOPA KLUTCH!
"KOOPA KLUTCH!" Chruch shouted. "Koopa Klutch is locked in! Scourge has nowhere to go!"
"Sweet mercy, Scourge is in trouble!" Sarge stated. "Being in this hold is almost as painful as being Grif!"
Scourge's eyes goes wide as Bowser pulls back the head from his position. Scourge claws at the mat, trying to find a way to escape from the hold. He then claws at Bowser's hand, trying to get him to let go, but Bowser's hold is too tight. Scourge then tries to move to the ropes, but Bowser is weighing down Scourge and keeping the hedgehog from moving. Scourge cries out in pain as Bowser pulls back the head even more! Scourge continues to flail his arms in desperation, but slowly, but surely, Scourge's eye began to droop as his movements began to slug a bit...
...he slowly raises his arm as his consciousness is fading from him...
...it shakes slightly...
"Oh man, Scourge is going to tap!" Church called. "Bowser's going to win!"
JASON GRABS BOWSER'S ARM FROM BEHIND, PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT ON HIS STOMACH IN SURPISE, BREAKING THE HOLD! Jason wraps his legs around the arm...
...arms and hand around the face...
TOTAL CORRUPTION LOCKED IN ON BOSWER!
"TOTAL CORRUPTION!" Church shouted. "TOTAL CORRUPTION OUT OF NOWHERE!"
"And looks how tight he's got in, oh the humanity!" Sarge exclaimed.
Bowser growled in pain as Jason wrenched the head back as hard as he could, shouting "Tap out, you son of a bitch! Tap out!", blood dripping down from his face. Bowser only responded with a cry of pain, clawing at the mat as if trying to distract the pain! Bowser clenched his free hand into a fist and punched the mat, Jason only locking in the hold even tighter as a response. Suddenly, Bowser planted his fist on the ground and suddenly began to push his body off the ground! He takes a knee...
...AND SLOWLY BEGINS TO STAND UP WITH JASON'S TOTAL CORRUPTION STILL LOCKED IN!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church shouted. "Bowser is standing up with that damn hold locked in and Jason handing off him! The strength of Bowser is ungodly!"
WAIT! Jason suddenly lets a hand go from his head and suddenly begins to elbow Bowser repeatedly across the skull with it! Bowser gets more and more dazed with each elbow to the skull! Jason elbows Bowser one more time...BOWSER FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT ON HIS STOMACH! JASON REAPPLIES THE TOTAL CORRUPTION!
"NO! JASON BRINGS BOWSER BACK DOWN!" Sarge cried out. "SWEET GIBBLY GIBBLETS, BOWSER'S BEEN GROUNDED!"
Bowser cries out in absolute pain as Jason wrenches the head back the hardest he has ever had! Bowser tries to pry the hands off of him, but to no avail! Bowser slowly raises the hand...
...it's shaking uncontrollably...it goes down a bit before coming back up...
"BOWSER'S GOING TO TAP!" Church shouted. "IT'S OVER!
SCOURGE SUDDENLY SHOWS UP AND GRABS JASON'S LEGS! He pulls him away from Bowser with all his might, breaking the Total Corruption! He places his leg around Jason's legs...
...wraps Jason's legs around his...
...turns them over...
SCOURGACATOR! SCOURGACATOR LOCKED IN!
"GREAT SODIUM CHLORIDE, NOW THE SCOURGACTOR IS LOCKED IN!" Sarge shouted.
"IT'S SUBMISSION CITY RIGHT NOW!" Church added.
Jason cries out in pain as Scourge applied the hold, the green hedgehog shouting in intensity as he applied even more leverage to the hold. Jason cried out "Ah fuck!" at the shot of pain going through his body! Refusing to lose though, Jason pushed his torso off the ground with his hands, and slowly began to crawl towards the ropes with Scourge in tow...he inched closer and closer...
...he extended a hand towards the rope...
...the hand was only fingertips away...
...he raised it into the air for one final reach...
SCOURGE SUDDENLY DRAGS JASON BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
"The King shows his smarts by keeping Jason away from the ropes!" Sarge exclaimed. "There's the intelligence of a true Red!"
Jason screamed in absolute pain as Scourge wrenched the hold as hard as he could! Jason bit the mat as the pain slowly became unbearable...Jason's arm was slowly raised into the air...
Scourge smirked wildly as he saw it shaking like crazy...it was just about to drop down...
BOWSER SUDDENLY GRABS SCOURGE'S THROAT! BOWSER LIFTS HIM UP AND HITS A CHOKESLAM!
"CHOKESLAM OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church shouted. "Bowser not only save this match-up, he may have just won it!"
Bowser drops down for the pin!
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2...
SCOURGE KICKS OUT AT 2.999!
Bowser is in total disbelief at Scourge kicking out, the green hedgehog rolling out onto the apron. Bowser gave a brief glimpse to Jason, who was holding his legs as he tried to get himself up. Bowser then turned his attention to Scourge, and reached over the ropes and picked him by his head quills...Scourge suddenly grabs the head and pulls down across the ropes! Bowser holds his throat in pain as he backs up and turns around...
...Jason shoots up and nails a Snap DDT! Jason covers him!
"Jason going for the win off that DDT! This could be it!" Church stated.
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2...
BOWSER SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!
"Oh Jason was close!" Sarge stated. "These three proud Reds have given it their all, shown why they are the cream of the crop! I'm so proud of them!"
"Newsflash, Sarge, THEY AREN'T REDS!" Church shouted.
Jason rolled off of Bowser, still holding his legs in pain. Jason managed to catch sight of Scourge climbing up the corner to the top, and reacting quickly, he shot up and caught Scourge with a right as he was on the top turnbuckle! Scourge was dazed as Jason shook the pain out of his leg before climbing the turnbuckle to meet with Scourge. He delivered a few more punches to Scourge before placing his head in a front facelock and throwing his arm over his own head...
...Bowser suddenly gets up and places his head between Jason's legs...AND BACKS AWAY FROM THE CORNER WITH JASON ON HIS SHOULDERS! Realizing he was in trouble, Jason began to deliver punches to Bowser's head, but the Koopa King refused to let go this time! Scourge regained himself, and saw the position Jason was in. Thinking quickly, he crouched on the top turnbuckle for a moment...he stands up...
...Jason finally notices Scourge...
SCOURGE SPEARS JASON OFF BOWSER'S SHOULDERS FROM THE TOP ROPE!
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Church cried out. "SCOURGE JUST SPEARED JASON STRAIGHT TO HELL!"
"GREAT REDNESS, JASON IS BROKEN IN HALF!" Sarge cried out. "SOMEONE GET HIM HELP!
The crowd chanted "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" repeatedly in respone to the awesome move! Jason is absolutely limp and broken in the ring as Scourge scrambles to cover Jason and hooks both legs!
"THIS IS IT! SCOURGE IS GOING TO WIN! SCOURGE IS GOING TO WIN!" Church cried out!
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2...
BOWSER BREAKS UP THE PIN WITH A DOUBLE AX HANDLE!
"WE FORGOT ABOUT BOWSER!" Sarge shouted. "AND THE GREAT KOOPA KING JUST STOPPED THE MATCH-ENDING PIN!"
Bowser quickly picked up Scourge and began kneeing him in the stomach repeatedly several time before throwing him angrily into the ropes. Scourge panted in exhaustion as he leaned against the ropes, and Bowser runs towards Scourge...SCOURGE PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN, CAUSING BOWSER TO GO OVER THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! Scourge pants as he falls to his knees, taking a quick breather. He looks over at Jason, who is still lied out, and with a smirk, he goes over and picks up Jason...
JASON SUDDENLY LIFTS SCOURGE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!
"ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!" Sarge shouted. "SCOURGE JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!"
"JASON JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT!" Chruch shouted. "THAT HAD TO BE INSTINCT! JASON MAY HAVE JUST WON THIS MATCH!"
Scourge was laid out as Jason lied across the canvas, completely exhausted. Both men stayed like that for awhile, until Jason began to stir...he turned himself over...
...and drapes an arm over Scourge!
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2...
BOWSER GRABS JASON'S LEG AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
"AGAIN, BOWSER SAVES THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF!" Church shouted.
Jason got up to his feet, only for Scourge to grab his throat...AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A CHOKESLAM! An "Ooooohhh" could be heard from the crowd as Bowser roared loudly. He then looked over to the announce table, and with a sadistic grin, he began to tear apart the announce table to loud cheers from the crowd.
"OH SHIT, HE'S TEARING APART OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!" Church screamed as he and Sarge moved away from the table. "THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!"
"AND THAT THING IS NOT GOING TO BE IN JASON'S FAVOR!" Sarge added.
However, unbeknownst to them and the crowd, Scourge rolled over to the side of the ring, slid under the ropes, and began searching under the ring for something. As this happened, Bowser pulled off the last of the TV Monitors from the table. Satisfied, Bowser grabbed the immobile Jason, placed him between his legs...lifted him up...
BOWSER BOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Church cursed. "BOWSER JUST DROVE JASON THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!"
"GOOD LORD, THE CARNAGE IS UNGODLY!" Sarge cried out. "AND MY GREAT RED, THE CARNAGE IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!"
Jason is absolutely destroyed across the announce table as his face is wearing the crimson mask. Bowser chuckled, reveling in his inevitable victory as he picked up Jason and threw the limp body into the ring. Bowser got onto the apron...
SCOURGE CRACKS A CHAIR ACROSS BOWSER'S SKULL! BOWSER FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE UNCONSCIOUS!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouted. "SCOURGE JUST DESRTOYED BOWSER WITH A CHAIR! WHERE DID HE GET THAT THING?!"
"HE MUST HAVE GOT IT FROM UNDER THE RING WHILE NO ONE WAS LOOKING!" Sarge cried out. "AND IT'S NO DQ SO IT'S LEGAL! SCOURGE WAS SO SMART TO PULL THAT OFF!"
Scourge smirked deviously as he threw the chair away and suddenly rushed over to Jason! He turned him over and hooked the leg, the crowd blowing the roof off with boos as he did so!
"OH NO!" Church shouted. "HE'S GOING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF BOWSER'S DAMAGE! SCOURGE IS GOING TO STEAL THIS THING!"
"I'm sorry, Jason, but I'm afraid...
1...
"NO! NOT AFTER A MATCH LIKE THIS!" Church shouted.
2...
"DAMMIT, JASON, KICK OUT! KICK OUT!" Church shouted.
3!
"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge stated.
"FUCK! SCOURGE WINS!" Church cursed.
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)
"Here is your winner and the No. 30 entrant in the Royal Rumble, "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog! And Jason Krueger is now the No. 1 entrant in the Royal Rumble."
The crowd is absolutely livid as they pour boos and hatred onto the green hedgehog, chanting "Bullshit!" Scourge gets off Jason and gets on his knees, panting like crazy. He slides his hand through his quills as he smirked triumphantly, and the ref raised his hand in victory. The boos were the loudest they had even been in the night as Scourge got up and climbed the nearest turnbuckle, throwing up rock signs with his hand, shouting "The Royal Rumble is mine now!"
"I can't believe this!" Church shouted. "We had one of the most epic Triple Threat Matches I can remember in awhile, and then Scourge just goes and steals the pin on Jason after Bowser does the damn damage! Scourge didn't earn this win, he stole it!"
"Hey, it was No DQ, so anything goes!" Sarge shouted. "And besides, that's how Triple Threats work, taking advantage of another's work whenever you can! Scourge took advantage of opportunity, so I applaud him for being a true Red! His prize: being the last entrant in the Rumble!"
"Dammit!" Church cursed "Now that Scourge is the last entrant, who knows what the hell he will do with that spot?! I bet he's thinking of all sort of ideas right now on how to steal the Rumble this year! Just dammit!"
Scourge got off the turnbuckle and exited the ring, making his way up the ramp. Bowser finally regained consciousness as he got up on his feet, wondering what just happened. He then looked at the prone Jason in the ring, then looked up at the retreating Scourge who stopped at the ramp and looked back at the ring. He saw Bowser, and chuckled at him before throwing up the rock signs before leaving the stage. Bowser then realized what happened and roared in absolute anger and he pounded the apron in fury. Bowser stomped his way away from the ring and up the ramp, shouting obscenities the whole way.
"I may applaud Scourge's smarts, but I also feel bad for Bowser." Sarge stated. "He was so close to winning the match, that entry spot was just in his grasp. But Scourge, unfortunately, outsmarted him."
"No doubt Scourge stole this win right from under Bowser." Church stated. "And while it's wrong what happened, no matter how I feel about the guy, he should at least be happy that he didn't get pin in this match. He still has a chance of getting a high entry number, but unfortunately, Jason ain't so lucky."
"Yeah poor Jason, his worst nightmare has come to life." Sarge stated. "Not only will he have to defend his title against Pit at Royal Reckoning, he now has to start the Rumble first later in the night. Poor Jason..."
Bowser leaves for the backstage area, leaving Jason still lied out in the ring for a few moments when suddenly...
("Frontline" by Pillar)
The crowd cheers loudly as the music plays and Pit walks out onto the stage and down the ramp, eyeing the prone Jason in the ring.
"It's Pit!" Church shouted. "And something tells me he hasn't forgotten what happened earlier tonight!"
"What is that angel doing here?!" Sarge cried out. "How dare he come out here unannounced when Jason's like this? No respect for a Red!"
Pit slid into the ring and stood over the fallen Jason, eyes unreadable as he stared down at the hybrid. Swiftly, he grabbed Jason and picked him. He placed him between his legs...hooks him up and ifts him into the air, spinning around...
WINGS OF ICARUS! THE CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY!
"The Wings of Icarus!" Church exclaimed. "Payback for that Absolute Destruction earlier!"
"How dare he take advantage's prone state! What a monster!" Sarge added.
Jason is once again lied out as blood continues to poor down from his head and Pit got out of the ring, grabbing Jason's title from the ring crew ringside and slid back into the ring. He once against stood over Jason for a few moments before raising the Intercontinental Title into the air, the crowd chanting Pit's name over and over again.
"Will THIS be the scene at Royal Reckoning when these two face off?" Church asked.
"No it will not!" Sarge denined. "No way is Jason going to lose to this Blue sympathizing goody-good angel!"
"We'll see about that, because right now, Pit has gotten one over on Jason." Church stated.
(Promo)
"Next week..."
The Monday Night Flame stage is shown as fireworks go off from the stage
"In the main event, two men meet each other in the ring for the first-time ever..."
Flashes to a picture of Red's face looking out to the crowd...then flashes to the Senji giving out a wild smirk to his opponent...
"One the most accomplished and respected competitor UCA has ever seen..."
Shows Red delivering moves like Diving Clotheslines, Snap Neckbreakers, and Knee Breakers, and the Poke-Flow, then him raising titles in the air, and finally him standing tall at Final Clash.
"The other a violent, yet determined warrior champion desiring the best fight possible..."
Shows Senji hititng people in the head with chairs, putting them through tables, then delivering the Invisible Black, then him winning the Hardcore Title, and then him standing tall on top of the Hell in a Cell.
"Next week, eight-time World Champion Red faces Hardcore Champion Senji Kiyomasa for the first time ever en route to the Royal Rumble Match."
Alternates between shots of Red and Senji's moments of triumphs and accomplishment within the UCA, pulling off amazing moves before stopping on their confrontation in the interview earlier.
"Who will gain momentum heading into Royal Reckoning?"
The scene on the Titantron changes to backstage once again, back to Force's office, where the fox in question was smiling from ear-to-ear, obviously very pleased with something as his legs were placed on top of his desk.
"I am such an awesome GM." Force chuckled. "I mean, I make the best matches possible. That Triple Threat just showed that to be true. Ahhhh, I sure I hope I win that GM of the Year Award at the Fiction Wrestling Awards."
Suddenly, the sound of a door slamming open was heard, and Force didn't even flinch or open his eyes. "Let me guess...Tom and Jerry, am I right?"
Indeed, the cat and mouse duo appeared on screen in front of Force's desk, enraged, furious looks plastered all over their faces. They seethed for a few moments before opening to their mouths to speak, but Force beat to them to the punch.
"Let me guess again, you're mad that the Elrics distracted you and cost you two your match?" Force said.
"Hit the nail right on the head." Jerry confirmed, anger very much evident.
"And you two want to get payback on the two, and want me to do something about it." Force added without missing a beat.
"You got that right." Tom nodded with a furious frown. "Those overrated brothers think they can get away with what they did, but they aren't legends like we are! We want to show those two what happens when you mess with Team 2D!"
"Alright, let's see..." Force replied, thinking it over a bit. "I got it. You, Tom, will get your chance at payback next week. You'll face off against Ed one-on-one, and you both can have your partners at ringside if you want. That sound good?"
"Yeah..." Tom agreed. "That sounds perfect. We already proved we're better than them as a tag team, now we'll prove we're better as singles wrestlers as well! Let's go Jerry, we need to prepare so I can give Ed the worst beating of his life."
Tom and Jerry then left the office, leaving Force alone as the fox sighed. "Third time somebody has burst into my office today. Can nobody learn to do settle things by themselves? Oh well, comes with being the boss. Next week will sure be interesting." He then picked up the Dr. Pepper can on his desk and drank it.
"Force has made yet another match for next week!" Church stated. "It will be Tom taking on Ed, and no doubt they will have their partners at ringside to...'observe' the match, which is what they want you to believe." Church stated.
"Hah, perfect!" Sarge laughed. "Ed will pay for his treacherous actions earlier tonight! Watch next week to see the utter destruction of Edward Elric! It will be glorious...almost as glorious as seeing Grif get a shotgun to the face."
"Once again, your messed up logic blinds you from seeing how good the Elrics are." Church stated. "Tom will be out of his comfort zone, while Ed will have no problem in singles action. Tom may be in big trouble next week!"
"As if, Ed beating Tom would mean the end of the universe, and that ain't going to happen!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Whatever, anyways, it's finally time for our main event!" Church called as the bell rang a few times.
"The following contest is your main event of the evening, and is a 3-on-2 Handicap Match scheduled for one fall!"
("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)
Thunderous boos sounded from the crowd drowning the music as Mario and Luigi suddenly came hopping onto stage and jumped into the air with their fists raised, red and green pyro suddenly going off in sync with them. Landing on the stage, Mario and Luigi scowled at the crowd as Mario raised his title in their while Luigi raised his fist and they made their way down the ramp and entered the ring, Mario raising his title in the air and shouting at the crowd about being the best. The crowd responded with a whole load of middle fingers.
"Introducing first, representing the Mushroom Kingdom, from Brooklyn, New York now residing in Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at a combined weight of 465 lbs., the World Heavyweight Champion Super Mario and Luigi, the Mario Bros.!"
"Mario and Luigi are no doubt looking for some payback tonight!" Church stated. "Losing the Tag Titles and with Sonic returning, the brothers definitely got one hell of a bad night! And this match doesn't really favor them."
"Of course not! It's two against three, the Mario Bros are outnumbered!" Sarge exclaimed. "But don't worry, the glorious Red, Mario, will lead his team to victory over the Sonic Heroes, and show his superiority over that blasted blue rodent!"
"Yeah, live in that fantasy world of yours, Sarge..." Church said sarcastically.
("Sonic Heroes" by Crush 40)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the music played and Sonic came out onto the stage along with Tails and Knuckles on his left and right, respectively, Tag Titles around their waists. They soaked in the love from the crowd as Sonic began to breakdance on the stage impressively, Tails played to the crowd, and Knuckles bashed his fists together. Sonic ended his dance with a jump into the air, and when he landed, Tails and Knuckles pumped their fists in the air and blue, red, and yellow pyro shot out from the sides of the stage. The three anthros then ran down the ramp and slid into the ring, Tails and Knuckle climbing the turnbuckles and posing while Sonic threw his arms out in a pose in the middle of the ring.
"And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 652 lbs., "The Blue Blur" Sonic the Hedgehog and the UCA World Tag Team Champions, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna, the Sonic Heroes!"
"For the first time in six months, Sonic is back in action in the ring!" Church said. "And along with that, the reuniting of the Sonic Heroes! These three friends are no doubt excited, especially with a chance to truly pay these brothers back for the hell they put them through."
"These Sonic Heroes are phonies!" Sarge stated. "They need to have a numbers advantage in order to have a chance of beating Mario and Luigi! Dirty Blues the lot of them! They will be made fools of as Mario heads to Royal Reckoning to be the Last Man Standing!"
"Have you forgotten last week already?" Church questioned. "Mario and Luigi lost to Tails and Knuckles, and that was an even number match! Get your head on straight!"
The Sonic Heroes looked over at the Mario Bros., and Sonic flashed his signature grin over at Mario, irking the World Champion greatly. Eventually, it was decided that Tails and Mario would start the match, and once the others got on the apron, the ref rang the bell. Mario and Tails slowly met each other in the ring, and Mario shot out with a kick to the gut. Mario then landed a few rights to the skull of Tails, backing him up into the corner before grabbing his arm and whipping him into the adjacent corner. Mario followed him in, but Tails caught him in the jaw as he came in with a foot, staggering him back. Tails then ran forward and struck Mario in the chest with a Running Dropkick. Mario rolled over onto his stomach from the impact, and Tails went to pick him up, but Mario dropped him down with a Drop Toehold. Mario then maneuvered himself around Tails and locked in a Front Facelock.
"Mario takes quick control with a Drop Toehold and follows up with that Front Facelock." Church called.
"Ah, watching Mario be so technical is truly an amazing sight." Sarge stated.
Mario tightened his arms around the fox's head, but Tails slowly made his way to his feet with Mario in tow. The fox began to deliver punches to the gut, each one causing Mario to loosen his hold. Tails landed one final punch to the gut, causing to Mario to let go of him. Tails took this opportunity to land a sudden Hip Toss on the plumber. Mario scrambled to his feet, only to be met with a kick to the gut by Tails, who followed up with a Suplex on the red plumber. Mario arched his back in pain and Tails got onto the apron, sizing up the World Champion. Mario slowly got back to his feet, and turned around...Tails springboarded off the ropes...Mario catches him in mid-air with a Powerslam!
"Looks like Tails is as stupid as I thought he was!" Sarge stated. "How predictable can you be?"
Mario went over to his corner and tagged in Luigi who climbed up to the top turnbuckle and waited for Tails. The fox managed to get up and turned around...Diving Double Ax Handle from Luigi! Tails is down as Luigi drops for the cover! 1...2...Tails kick out! Luigi picked up Tails and whipped him into the ropes, bending over for a Back Body Drop. But when Tails returned, the fox leaped over him and rolled him up in a Sunset Flip Pin! 1...2...Kick out before three! Luigi scrambled to his feet and ran at Tails...only to get a HUGE Dropkick to the jaw!
"Dropkick right to the mush!" Church said. "Luigi's jaw will definitely be feeling that in the morning!"
Luigi held his jaw in pain as Tails dragged him over to his corner and tagged in Knuckles to loud cheers. The two picked up Luigi, and Knuckles grabbed him from behind, and lifted him up and hit an Atomic Drop on him...SENDING HIM INTO A JUMPING COMPLETE SHOT FROM TAILS!
"Oh no, Luigi is felled by a damn double-team move from the Tag Champs!" Sarge stated.
"I'll say, that Jumping Complete Shot from Tails was sick!" Church called.
Luigi rolled onto his back as Knuckles dropped for the cover!
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Luigi kicks out before the three!
Knuckles picked up Luigi and nailed a HARD Knife Edge Chop across the plumber's chest. Luigi held his chest in great pain as "Wooooo" was heard from the crowd, and Knuckles nailed another Knife Edge Chop, eliciting the same reaction. Knuckles then grabbed Luigi and hit an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Luigi rolled over to the side of the ring, but Knuckles just ran towards him and nailed a Dropkick on the lying Luigi, sending him out of the ring and crashing to the ground. Knuckles followed him, picking up the green plumber and then lifting him up into the air before dropping him head-first on the barricade!
"This match goes to the outside as Luigi gets a face full of barricade!" Church said.
"Poor Luigi...his face is going to look like hamburger if this keeps up!" Sarge said.
Luigi held his face in pain as he fell before being picked up and throw back into the ring. Knuckles got onto the apron and entered the ring through the ropes, but as he did, Luigi suddenly shot up and grabbed Knuckles by the head, dragging him through the ropes and to the center of the ring...Swinging Neckbreaker on Knuckles! Luigi hooks the leg!
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Knuckles kicks out at 2.8!
"Damn, how the hell did Luigi get that Swinging Neckbreaker?!" Church asked. "He was getting his ass beat not a few moments ago!"
"It's called being resilient and resourceful, something you would know nothing about, dirty Blue!" Sarge replied.
Luigi wasted no motion in scrambling over to his corner and tagged in Mario to massive amounts of hatred. Mario waited for Knuckles to get back up and when he did, Mario ran forward at the echidna...Knuckles catches him with an Arm Drag! Mario scrambled to his feet and went for a clothesline, but Knuckles ducked it, grabbed him by the waist from behind...GERMAN SUPLEX FROM KNUCKLES!
"Well, that definitely wasn't the way Mario wanted to get back into this match." Church stated.
"Temporary setback, that's all this is!" Sarge said.
Knuckles covered Mario!
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Mario kicks out at 2.9!
Knuckles went to pick up Mario, but the plumber suddenly wrapped his arms around the echidna's waist...Northern Lights Suplex on Knuckles! Knuckles arched his back before being picked up up by Mario and whipped hard into the corner. Knuckles staggered out of the corner when Mario bounced off the ropes towards Knuckles, grabbed the head...RUNNING BULLDOG!
"Told you it was just a temporary setback!" Sarge gloated. "Mario showing Knuckles that he is the superior Red!"
"But for how long?" Church asked.
Mario covers Knuckles.
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Knuckles kicks out at 2.9!
Mario picked up the echidna, landing a few knees to the gut buckling before wrapping his arms around the waist and hitting a Gutwrench Suplex! Knuckles gritted his teeth as Mario bounced off the ropes and landed a Leg Drop across the throat! Mario with the cover! 1...2...Kick out! Mario wrapped his arms around the head in a Side Headlock on Knuckles. Mario tightened his arms around the head, but Knuckles slowly began to make his way to his feet with Mario in tow, and suddenly nailed an Uppercut Punch to the jaw! Mario let go of the hold as he staggered about in pain and Knuckles bounced off the ropes towards Mario and went for a clothesline! Mario ducked it though, grabbing the arm lifting him up...HALF NELSON BULLDOG!
"Mario stops any hopes for momentum from Knuckles!" Church said. "Damn, Mario seems to have a counter for everything!"
"Well of course he does, he's SUPER Mario!" Sarge stated. "Only Super Mario could be so amazing at countering!"
"Okay, I'm going to need a pair of pliers." Church stated.
"Why?" Sarge stated.
"So I can remove your lips from his ass!" Church exclaimed.
Mario covers Knuckles!
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Knuckles gets the shoulder up at 2.9!
Mario got up and looked over at Sonic on the apron, and shouted "See your friend here? This is what's going to happen to you at Royal Reckoning!" Sonic only narrowed his eyes in response as Mario picked up Knuckles and lifted him up onto his shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. The crowd booed loudly as Mario chuckled at Sonic and suddenly flipped him off to even louder boos. He went for the Nintendozer, but Knuckles suddenly began to elbow him across the skull repeatedly, dazing the plumber and causing him to let go of Knuckles. The echidna turned Mario around and kicked him in the gut before bouncing off the ropes towards Mario...
...MARIO WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER ON KNUCKLES!
"Damn, Mario just jarred Knuckles' spine big time!" Church said.
"Whew, so close, so close." Sarge stated. "Can't believe I was worried for a moment! Nothing can go wrong with Super Mario around!"
Mario quickly covered Knuckles!
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KNUCKLES KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
Mario, now a bit pissed, picked up Knuckles and turned him around...AND LOCKS IN THE MARIO FINALE (Cobra Clutch)!
"MARIO FINALE!" Church shouted. "That damn Mario's patented submission hold! Mario has made many guys tap out to this!"
"And soon Knuckles will tap like all the rest!" Sarge stated. "TAP, YOU STUPID ECHIDNA! TAP!"
Knuckles flailed around as Mario tightened the hold on the echidna. The plumber shouted insults at the writhing echidna, throwing him around a bit as the hold was tightened even more before looking over at Sonic. The hedgehog tried to encourage Knuckles to fight through it and the red plumber began to trash talk at the blue hedgehog. Sonic narrowed his eyes as Mario shouted "This is your fate, Sonic! You'll never take my World Title! Never!" Mario smirked as he continue to apply the hold...WHEN KNUCKLES SUDDENLY DROPS IN A SIT-OUT AND HITS A JAWBREAKER ON MARIO!
"Oh no, Knuckles takes down Super Mario with a jawbreaker!" Sarge cried.
"That's what you get when you take your eye off the ball, you cocky asshole!" Church shouted.
Mario let go of the Mario Finale as he staggered back a bit, holding his jaw in pain. Knuckles leaps over to his corner...AND TAGS IN SONIC!
"OH HELL YEAH!" Church shouted. "ROYAL RECKONING HAS COME EARLY! SONIC IS ABOUT TO GET HIS HANDS ON MARIO!"
Mario finally saw Sonic entering the ring and when he did...Mario quickly scrambled over to his corner and tagged in Luigi, rolling out of the ring to massive amount of boos.
"Mario says 'Not today, you blue bastard!'" Sarge stated.
"Oh come on, how cowardly can you get?!" Chruch exclaimed.
Sonic glared at Mario on the outside as Luigi entered the ring before turning his attention to the green plumber. Luigi rushed at Sonic, but the blue hedgehog ducked it and bounced off the ropes. Luigi turned around...Spinning Heel Kick from Sonic! Luigi got back up, only to be met with a Back Heel Kick from the blue hedgehog! Luigi stumbled to his feet, only to get hit with a Dropkick by Sonic, sending him into a corner. Sonic then rushed forward at Luigi and nailed a HARD Enziguri to the side of his skull!
"Sonic is on fire right now!" Church stated. "In what is his first taste of in-ring action in six months, Sonic's not showing any ring rust!"
"Show the ring rust, dammit! SHOW THE RING RUST!" Sarge shouted.
Luigi dropped down from the corner and Sonic covered him!
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LUIGI KICKS OUT BEFORE THE THREE!
Sonic went to pick up Luigi but Luigi struck out with a punch to the gut, stunning him. Luigi followed up with a European Uppercut, sending Sonic into the ropes. Luigi grabbed Sonic's arm and whipped him into the ropes, bending over for a Back Body Drop. But when Sonic came back, he leaped over Luigi and ran at the ropes again. As Luigi turned around, Sonic leaped at the middle ropes and bounced off them...SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT ON LUIGI! Sonic hooks the leg!
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LUIGI SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9!
"Luigi is just getting his ass beaten right now!" Church called. "He's being outclassed on all levels!"
"No Luigi! Don't be a Grif! Do something!" Sarge pleaded.
Sonic picked up Luigi, who in desperation pushed Sonic away and into the ropes. Luigi went for a clothesline as he came back, but Sonic ducked it and placed his arm under Luigi's and around the head...he jumped with Luigi in tow...SPIN JUMP (Standing Moonsault Side Slam) CONNECTS!
"SPIN JUMP!" Church called. "That never gets tiring to watch! It's got to be over!"
Sonic hooks the leg as the crowd counts as well!
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SONIC SUDDENLY ROLLS OFF LUIGI! MARIO STOMPS ON LUIGI INSTEAD!
"Oh no, Mario went for that damn blue bastard, but he moved out of the way!" Sarge stated. "Poor Luigi..."
Mario looked on in horror at what just happened before turning to Sonic who was now standing up. He rushed at Sonic and went for a clothesline, but Sonic ducked it...and Tails and Knuckles pull the top rope down, causing Mario to fly over them and fall down to the outside! Sonic called over to his friends, signifying to them put this away for good. Luigi and Knuckles obliged and entered the ring despite protests from the ref. Sonic picked up Luigi and handed him to Knuckles, who placed him between his legs, and lifted him up...AND HITS THE DEEP IMPACT!
"Knuckles with the Deep Impact!" Church said. "And no doubt, that definitely was a deep impact!"
"And I hate to say it, but the worse has yet to come for Luigi." Sarge stated.
Luigi was lied out across the canvas as Sonic encouraged Tails to go up top, and the twin-tailed fox was more than happy to oblige. Once climbing up the turnbuckle, he stood up on top, holding his arms to his side in a pose. He flipped off the turnbuckle...twisted in mid-air...
...TAILS HITS THE SPIRAL TAP!
"SPIRAL TAP!" Church shouted. "Tails just nailed a picture-perfect Spiral Tap!"
"Spare Luigi, please spare the brother of Mario!" Sarge pleaded.
Luigi was motionless as Sonic picked him up to his feet, and proceeded to lift him up onto his shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. The crowd cheered thunderously as Sonic made his way to the center of the ring, and Mario finally managed to stand up and saw what was happening. He ran over to the ring got on the apron, trying to save Luigi, but Tails and Knuckles rushed at him, forcing the plumber off the apron before he was struck down. Mario glared at the fox and echidna as they kept him out of the ring, and his fierce glare turned to Sonic, who flashed his signature grin at plumber...AND PROCEEDED TO HIT THE SONIC DRIVER (Attitude Adjustment/F-U) ON LUIGI!
"SONIC DRIVER ON LUIGI!" Church shouted. "That's all she wrote right there, and there's nothing Mario can do about it!"
"Luigi, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid..." Sarge began.
Sonic pins Luigi and hooks the leg!
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3!
"You Just Got Sarge'd." Sarge finished.
("Sonic Heroes" by Crush 40)
"Here are your winners, Sonic and the Tag Team Champions Tails and Knuckles, the Sonic Heroes!"
The crowd was thunderous with their cheers as Sonic got off of Luigi and the ref raised his hand in victory, a big grin on his face. Tails and Knuckles smirked over at Mario before turning to Sonic and gave him big-time high fives. Sonic grabbed the arms of his friends and raised them in victory along with his victory, celebrating their victory. Mario was practically seething on the outside, glaring angrily at the trio of anthros in the ring before grabbing his World Title from the ring crew before walking around the ring. Sonic saw Mario walking away and smirked before motioning that the World Title was coming to him.
"Sonic and the Tag Champions get a definitive victory over the Mario Bros.!" Church stated. "Consider this a definitive message sent to the World Champion for Royal Reckoning!"
"The only reason those damn Sonic Heroes won was because of they had superior numbers!" Sarge cried out. "So Blue of them to be unfair! But at Royal Reckoning, it'll be one on one, and Mario will destroy Sonic!"
"Hey, it was Force who made this match a Handicap Match, the Sonic Heroes had no say in it!" Church replied. "If you were them, you would have used the numbers game as well! And after this showing, I have to say that Mario is in some serious shit at Royal Reckoning!"
Mario had made his way up to the stage when Sonic suddenly grabbed a microphone and began to speak. "Hey, Mario! Wait up! I got something to say!" Mario stopped and turned around to face Sonic with great anger. The blue hedgehog just smirked as he continued to talk. "Tick tock, Mario. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. At Royal Reckoning, your time is going to be up. Because in three weeks, I'm going to be the one who finally ends your damn reign as the Champ, and get you back for all you've done. At Royal Reckoning, I will be the World Heavyweight Champion and the LAST...MAN...STANDING! And Mamma Mia...you can't do anything about it."
Sonic dropped the mic and raised his arm in the air, his signature grin never leaving his face as Tails and Knuckles posed on the turnbuckles with their titles raised. Mario shook his head vehemently as he clutched the World Title to his chest, shouting "No! No! No!" at the blue hedgehog in the ring.
"Sonic has made it loud and clear, he's coming to Royal Reckoning to take the World Title!" Church stated. "And to be quite honest, I think he's going to do just that!"
"Well you would be wrong!" Sarge replied. "Mario has survived odds like this before, and he'll do it again! Mark my words, Mario will survive!"
"We'll see about that! With this match being Last Man Standing, the the Mushroom Kingdom banned from ringside, it's going to be a war!" Church stated. "Man, what a night this has been! We saw a man's neck probably snapped, the No. 30 and 1 entrants decided, rivalries advanced, matches made for Royal Reckoning, and epic match all around! But I'm afraid this is all the time we have for tonight! I'm your Blue commentator, Church!"
"And I'm your superior Red commentator, Sarge!" Sarge added.
"And we'll see you all next week!" Church ended.
The show ended with Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic celebrating in the middle of the ring, with Sonic wagging his finger at Mario in a rhythmic pace, repeating "Tick tock" over and over again, while Mario just stood on the entrance ramp, World Title clutched to his chest with a furious, yet slightly scared look in his eyes.
Results:
Tidus def. Toad
Pit wins Six-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Battle Royal (Becomes No 1. Contender to Intercontinental Championship)
Hope the Hedgehog def. Chaos the Hedgehog
Megaman def. Master Chief
Tifa Lockhart and Lightning Farron def. Peach and Daisy
Crash Bandicoot def. Takuya Kanbara
Jak and Ratchet def. Tom and Jerry
Scourge the Hedgehog def. Jason Krueger and Bowser (Scourge becomes No. 30 Entrant in Royal Rumble, Jason becomes No. 1 Entrant)
Sonic Heroes (Sonic, Tails, and Knuckes) def. Mario Bros. (Mario and Luigi)
Royal Reckoning Match Card
UCA 30-Man Royal Rumble Match
Last Man Standing Match for World Heavyweight Championship: Mario (c) vs Sonic
Tag Team Championship Match: Tails and Knuckles (c) vs Luigi and ?
Intercontinental Championship Match: Jason Krueger (c) vs Pit
Ladder Match for Cruiserweight Championship: Toad (c) vs Tidus
A/N: YES! YES! YES! I FINALLY FINISHED IT! I'm so sorry this took so long, but college has really bugged me down with a lot of work as of late, with projects, test, and papers coming at me from all sides, so it really took my focus away from UCA. But thanks to Thanksgiving, I finally found the time to sit down and finish this chapter as well as this week! I finally finished Week 2 in time for the Fiction Wrestling Awards! I want to give a quick shout out to all my fans who have praised UCA and given it such outstanding reviews. It makes me feel so happy to see how popular UCA has gotten in such a short amount of time. I hope that you all continue to support UCA fully, and hope that you vote for my company in the Fiction Wrestling Awards.
As always, if you have any ideas for UCA or UCA Rewind, just PM me and I will look over your ideas, and take them into consideration. I'm open to all suggestions, and always looking to improve UCA.
Thank you for all your support of UCA, and hope you enjoyed Part 3 of Week 2. Please leave a review as those are always appreciated. Until next time, my friends, see ya!
