Tacos
A guest asked for a oneshot of a six year old Neal walking in on his parents making "tacos" Btw, how did we all enjoy the 1st episode of the year?...
Why were mommy and daddy making weird noises? Daddy sounded like he sometimes did when he was sword fighting. Mommy sounded like she sometimes did when she went for a jog. But they were both still in their room. Why were they exercising at this time in the morning? Normally when I woke up this early in the morning I'd either play with my toys or go down and watch cartoons on TV. That's what I decided to do that morning, go down and watch some Handy Manny. Killian had banned me from watching Jake and the Neverland pirates. That's when I'd heard mommy and daddy making the funny noises. Wait…what if they were playing a game without me? They sometimes made noises like that when they were getting tired after running around with me. They couldn't be, could they? No, I had to check on them. I opened the door and suddenly mommy screamed and hid behind daddy, were they playing hide and seek?
"Neal!" Daddy croaked. "Um, mommy's just counting how many press ups I can do. We were too tired to get out of bed to do them…" Daddy sounded funny while he talked. Just then, Emma came down the stairs. She'd stayed over last night because she was going to be babysitting me today.
"What's going on in…oh my gosh!" Suddenly Emma had her hand over my eyes and was moving me out of the room. Were mommy and daddy laughing? Were they joking? Emma was muttering something about tacos. Then she started muttering about being at it like rabbits. What, were mommy and daddy hopping? I just didn't understand. Oh well, Emma was awake now, that meant it was time to play!