Universal Character Association: Week 4
The crowd was ecstatic with nostalgia of the Royal Rumble wins, with some fans chanting "Spongebob!" out of nostalgia, while others who knew Spongebob's recent acts chanted "Bob Sold out!"
"Spongebob's Royal Rumble win years ago was memorable, no doubt about it!" Church said. "It launched the career of one of the best in the business!"
"I used to hate Spongebob for that stupid, annoying attitude of his!" Sarge stated. "But I love the new Spongebob now and how he does things! Glad that he went over to the Red side!"
"No doubt Spongebob has become a big-time asshole, but there's no denying his success nearly everywhere he goes!" Church said. "He's a legend in UCA himself!"
"And now that he's in XCW, I have a feeling he will dominate the company like he did WWT!" Sarge stated.
"We'll see, but now, it's time to get back to the action! And we have ourselves women action!" Church announced.
("So Beautiful, So Evil" by Digital Summer)
The crowd booed as Mandy herself came out onto the stage, her usual emotionless expression on her face. She looked out to the crowd, her expression striking fear in some people. She then made her way down the ramp with no theatrics and quickly entered the ring, still emotionless in her look.
"The following contest is a Fatal 4-Way scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Endsville, weighing in at 119 lbs., Mandy!"
"If there is one girl who could possibly defines evil, it's this little girl right here!" Church stated. "Seriously, this girl just creeps me out! I've never seen someone act with such coldness and no emotion like her!"
"A former Women's Champion, Mandy is one tough cookie!" Sarge stated. "She also is perhaps the woman equivalent of Scourge when it comes to smarts! Hell, she has the Grim Reaper under her control!"
"Her match with Gaz at Final Clash 2010 as I recall truly was a war between two immense evil girls." Church stated. "But tonight, she has to prove that she still can go!"
("Stand in the Rain" by Superchick)
Loud cheers came from the crowd as Hinata Hyuuga came out onto the stage and stood on it, hands placed behind her back. Hinata gave out a warm smile to the crowd as she raised her hand in a wave before making her way down the ramp. Sliding into the ring, she climbed up the nearest turnbuckle and looked out towards the crowd with a smile.
"Introducing next, from Konoha Village, weighing in at 129 lbs., Hinata Hyuuga!"
"Hinata Hyuuga in UCA is one of the finest examples of hard work you will ever see!" Church said. "The Rookie Revolution could learn from this girl! She started out in 2002 as a jobber, with seemingly no hope of even going anywhere! But the girl never gave up! She learned from Naruto and kept at it, getting better at the craft of wrestling as the years went by, despite what seemed to be many lows and failures, and climbed up the ladder! She kept fighting until finally, last year, she defeated Peach to become Women's Champions for the first time!"
"I still can't believe that happen!" Sarge said. "I never would have thought that to be possible when I first met the girl! But still, she is good in a way. But I don't think she has what it takes anymore!"
"Are you serious?!" Church said. "Hinata still have plenty left in the tank, you idiot! Wouldn't be surprised to see her win this one!"
("Killa Queen" by Dale Oliver)
The crowd booed as Daisy came out onto the ramp with a haughty and cocky smirk on his face. Giggling out at the booing crowd, she turned her back to them and raised her hands into the air before making her way down the ramp in a haughty fashion before sliding into the ring, holding her arms out in a royal manner.
"Introducing next, from Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 124 lbs., Daisy!"
"Daisy is recovered from that brutal assault the Rookie Revolution dealt her at the FWAs." Church said. "Now I don't know if Daisy actually deserved that, but nonetheless, she's healed up and looking to get a win for her stable."
"Daisy is the top dog here in terms of experience, and has learned alongside her BFF, Peach!" Sarge said. "So experience factor is definitely there!"
"But she's kind of considered the Luigi to Peach's Mario, the lesser known and least successful of the two." Church noted.
("Megas XLR" by Ragtime Revolutionaries)
Loud cheers were heard from the crowd as Kiva came out, placing her hands on her hips and smirked before making her way down the ramp and leaping onto the apron. Entering the ring, Kiva climbed up the turnbuckle and looked around before shrugging and throwing up a rock sign, a few fans doing the same.
"And introducing finally, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!"
"The girl from the future is coming off an impressive victory over Sally Acorn!" Church said. "She has the momentum in this match, and is looking to further herself up the rankings."
"But Mandy said that her victory over Sally meant nothing and did nothing!" Sarge said. "Is she right, dirty Blue?"
"I doubt that. Kiva really pushed herself up the ladder with that win!" Church said. "And she's planning to shut everyone who says otherwise tonight!"
The four women stood in their respective corners and the ref rang the bell. The four slowly circled the ring, feeling each other out before Mandy and Kiva met in a flurry of fists while Daisy pushed Hinata into the corner. Mandy got the better of Kiva and knocked her down with a hard right as Daisy began Hinata in the corner. Daisy went to deliver a final kick, but Hinata caught the kick and hit a Dragon Screw on Daisy! Daisy screamed out in pain as she held her leg, and Hinata saw Mandy stomping on Kiva. Hinata ran towards Mandy and Dropkicked her in the head from behind. Hinata picked up Mandy and whipped her into the ropes, but was caught with a Facebreaker Knee Smash by Mandy when she bounced back! Mandy went to pick up Hinata, but Kiva suddenly came in and hit a Running Bulldog on Mandy! Kiva with the cover! 1...Quick kick out!
"As always, the Fatal-4 Way starts in absolute chaos!" Church said.
"Yes! Chaos! I love absolute chaos!" Sarge stated.
Mandy rolled to the side of the ring and Kiva wasted no time and hitting a Baseball Slide on her, sending her out of the ring. Kiva stood up, but Hinata grabbed her from behind and nailed a German Suplex, bridging it into a pin! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Kiva got to her knees, only to be kicked across the chest by Hinata! Kiva was dealt more kicks to the chest before she managed to get to her feet and was pushed into the corner by Hinata. Hinata tried to whip Kiva, but Kiva reversed and whipped Hinata into the corner instead. Kiva ran at Hinata, but was caught with an elbow from the Hyuuga. Hinata then leaped onto the top turnbuckle, but Kiva used that opportunity to push her legs out from under her, causing Hinata to crash onto the turnbuckle and get caught in the Tree of Woe! Kiva backed up a bit, ran full speed and leaped forward...
...and struck Hinata in the face with a big-time Dropkick! Hinata fell down to the mat and Kiva pulled her in for a cover! 1...2...Daisy breaks up the cover! Daisy dropped fists all over the future girl before picking her up and going for a whip, but Kiva twisted mid-whip and kicked Daisy in the gut! Kiva lifted her up for a Suplex, but Daisy landed behind Kiva and quickly planted her with a Half-Nelson Bulldog! Daisy stood up and sauntered around the ring to boos from the crowd before being taken down by a clothesline from Mandy! The girl had a scowl on her face as she picked up Daisy and hit a Scoop Slam on her! Mandy saw Hinata getting up near the ropes and ran at her, but Hinata pulled the ropes down and Mandy goes flying to the outside! Hinata got up but Daisy ran at her now...Hinata bent over and flipped Daisy over the top as Mandy stood up...
...AND DAISY CRASHES DOWN ONTO MANDY ON THE OUTSIDE! Both girls are down as Hinata looks at them both. She waits for the two of them to get up, and when they do, Hinata ran at and bounced off the ropes, and leaped through the adjacent ones...
...HITTING A SUICIDE DIVE ON MANDY AND DAISY!
"Hinata risks it all and gets it all with that Suicide Dive!" Church said.
"This is just anarchy, and I am loving it!" Sarge stated.
All three girls are down as they try to recover, but Kiva is standing in the ring and once she sees the three outside, she gets on the apron and quickly climbs up the turnbuckle. Once on top, she has back turned and waits for the three to get up. The three stand...
...AND KIVA NAILS A DIVING MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROPE ON ALL THREE!
"OH MY GOD!" Church shouted. "Kiva just went to the ultimate extreme with that Moonsault to the outside!"
"How in the hell did that future girl have such a thing in her?!" Sarge questioned.
The crowd went wild chanting "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" as Kiva got off the three and threw up a rock sign. She grabbed Mandy and threw her back into the ring, sliding back in to make the cover!
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NO! Mandy kicks out at 2.7!
"Looks like it's going to take a lot more than that to keep Mandy down!" Church said.
"Of course it is! She's likely the future ruler of the world!" Sarge stated. "And rules need to be tough cookies!"
Kiva picked up Mandy and slammed her down with a Body Slam before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a Leg Drop. Kiva then got on the apron and climbed the nearest turnbuckle. Once on top, Kiva dived off for a Top Rope Body Splash...
...but Mandy got the knees up! Kiva goes crashing into them, and got up holding her stomach in pain. She turned around still holding her abdomen, and Mandy quickly lifted her up and nailed an Oklahoma Slam on her! Mandy covers! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Mandy picked up Kiva and proceeded to whip her as hard as she could into the corner, Kiva crashing chest-first into it! Kiva staggered backwards out of the corner in pain and Mandy dealt a big clothesline to the back of Kiva's head! Mandy turned her over once more for the cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Mandy picked up Kiva, but then Kiva suddenly broke free, and went for Megas Kick...
...Mandy ducked the kick and took her down with a lightning quick Sleeper Slam! Mandy covers Kiva! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Mandy leaped up and nailed a Knee Drop on her chest, and picked her up before dropping her with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Mandy then went to corner and climbed to the second turnbuckle, and stood on it. Mandy dived off it...
...and Kiva rolled out of the way! Mandy misses the Diving Leg Drop and crashes on the mat!
"Mandy does NOT have the same luck as Hinata and Kiva did before!" Church said.
"Oh no, this means that Kiva is going take advantage!" Sarge said. "Mandy, you must stop her quick!"
Mandy held her tailbone in pain as she slowly stood up along with Kiva. Once up, Kiva went for a kick to the gut, but Mandy caught it in time. Mandy threw the leg away...AND KIVA SPUN AROUND AND NAILED A DRAGON WHIP! Mandy is dazed as she falls to the ground as she tries to get up, only to be hit with a Swinging Neckbreaker from Kiva! Kiva then leaped at the ropes and springboarded off them...
...Springboard Moonsault to Mandy! Kiva with the cover!
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Mandy kicks out!
Mandy rolled over to the corner and Kiva backed up a bit as the evil girl slowly stood up against it. Once up, Kiva ran forward and nailed a Running High Knee to the skull of Mandy! With Mandy out of it, Kiva grabbed the head of Mandy and ran out of the corner with Mandy in tow...
...and ran right into a clothesline from Daisy!
"Daisy's back in this match, and she just took out Kiva!" Church said.
"Time to show Kiva what happens when you mess with a princess like her!" Sarge said.
"What, scream her head off?" Church joked, earning a glare from Sarge.
Daisy stomped on Kiva several times before picking her up and landing a Neckbreaker Slam on her! Daisy with the cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Daisy picked up Kiva and placed her up on the top turnbuckle. She tried to climb up with her, but when she was on the second turnbuckle, Kiva began punching her hard in the face, dazing her before pushing her off with her foot. Daisy crashed onto the mat and Kiva stood tall on the top turnbuckle. Daisy got up...
...AND KIVA LANDS A MISSILE DROPKICK! Kiva quickly hooks the leg!
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Daisy kicks out at 2.5!
Kiva picked up Daisy went for a DDT, but Daisy spun out of the hold in time. Kiva went for a clothesline, but Daisy ducked it, and Kiva went flying into Mandy's arms and was taken down with an Alabama Slam! Mandy then went for Daisy, but Daisy pleaded for her to stop. Mandy narrowed her eyes as Daisy began negotiating with Mandy a bit before pointing to Kiva. After some thinking, Mandy nodded and the two began to stomp on Kiva viciously.
"Oh man, this ain't good!" Church said. "This is supposed to be everyone for themselves, but alliances like this were bound to happen!"
"And now Kiva is getting the beating she deserves!" Sarge stated. "Go girls! Show that she doesn't belong here!"
The two girls continued to stomp on Kiva mercilessly before Daisy picked her up and landed an Atomic Drop on her, sending her into a Reverse STO from Mandy! The two girls picked up Kiva, but the future girl suddenly broke free and began delivering punches to both girls to cheers from the crowd! Kiva knocked down Daisy with a hard right and turned to Mandy, and was kicked in the gut and planted with a DDT by Mandy! The crowd booed as Mandy and Daisy lifted Kiva up and landed a Double Suplex on the future girl! The two nodded at each other and turned over Kiva and each one grabbed a leg...
...and locked in a Double Boston Crab on each leg! Kiva cried out in pain as the two girls continued to pull at her legs! Kiva tried to crawl towards the corner, but the girls would not budge! Kiva pulled at her hair as the pain intensified! The girls continued to pull back her legs, but failed to notice Kiva get on the apron and then on the turnbuckle. Once on top, Hinata dived off...
...AND NAILED BOTH GIRLS WITH A FRONT DROPKICK!
"Hinata with the big-time save!" Church said.
"Damn that dirty Blue! I wanted to see Kiva in pain a bit more!" Sarge cursed.
The hold on Kiva was broken as both girls were dropped, and Hinata stood up on her feet. Daisy was the first back to her feet, but was dropped with a clothesline from Hinata. Mandy stood up only to be hit with a clothesline too! Hinata then quickly hit a Dropkick to a recovered Daisy! Hinata stood up and ducked a clothesline from Mandy. Mandy stumbled forward before turning around as Daisy stood up right beside her...
...AND HINATA DRILLS BOTH WITH A DOUBLE JUMPING DDT! Both women are laid out as Hinata covers Daisy!
"Oh man, those were some SICK DDTs!" Church stated. "Daisy's got to be out!"
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Daisy kicks out at 2.7!
"Oh yes! The princess shows she's tougher than you dirty Blues!" Sarge stated.
Hinata picked up Daisy and whipped her into the turnbuckle and ran and leaped at Daisy for a Monkey Flip, but Daisy grabbed her and threw her over the top rope. Hinata landed on the apron however, and when Daisy turned around, Hinata grabbed it and hanged it across the ropes. Daisy fell to the mat and rolled away from the corner, and Hinata quickly climbed to the top. Hinata waited as Daisy stood up, with Mandy standing up behind her. Hinata dived off...
...Daisy moved out of the way, and Hinata nails Mandy with a Missile Dropkick! Mandy is dropped and rolls out of the ring! Daisy stands up, sighing in relief before turning around...
...INTO AN XLR FROM KIVA! The impact sends Daisy through the ropes and out of the ring!
"XLR OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church exclaimed. "Daisy's jaw was jacked so much she was sent outside!"
"And Kiva can't pin her now!" Sarge pointed out. "What a dumb future girl she is!"
Kiva cursed her bad luck as she looked at Daisy outside before turning around, and came face-to-face with Hinata. The future girl and Hyuuga heiress stared each other down before engaging in a lock-up. The two tried to push each other back for several moments, neither budging other, until Kiva broke the lock-up and kicked Hinata in the gut. Kiva landed a few rights backing Hinata into the ropes before whipping her, but Hinata reversed and whipped Kiva into the ropes instead. Hinata went for a Back Body Drop, but Kiva backflipped herself over Hinata and landed behind her. Hinata stood up and turned around...
...where her jaw was met with a Spinning Heel Kick from Kiva! Hinata fell onto the mat, and Kiva used this chance to bounce off the ropes, carthwheeled to Hinata, and then executed a Standing Moonsault on Hinata! The cover!
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Hinata kicks out at 2.6!
Kiva stood up and went to pick up Hinata, but Hinata suddenly executed a Drop Toe Hold on the future girl! Hinata quickly stood up and grabbed Kiva's leg for the Kyuubi Lock (Ankle Lock), a signature of Naruto's, only for Kiva turn over on her back and pushed Hinata away with her feet. Kiva got up and went for a clothesline, but Hinata ducked it, grabbed Kiva by the waist from behind, and lifted her for a German Suplex! Kiva backflipped out of it however and landed on her feet! As Hinata stood up Kiva ran after her, but Hinata caught her and hooked her up...
...and nailed a Moonsault Side Slam out of nowhere! Hinata with the cover!
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Kiva kicks out at 2.7!
"Damn, these two girls are just giving it their all right now!" Church stated.
"But why did it have to be these two girls?!" Sarge questioned. "No one wants to see these dirty Blues!"
"You idiot..." Church sighed.
Hinata picked up Kiva and hooked her up for the Gentle Slam (Angle Slam). She lifted Kiva up for it...but Kiva got out of it and landed behind her! Hinata turned around, and Kiva goes for the Megas Kick! Hinata ducks in time, and with Kiva's back turned to her, Hinata hooks her up once again, lifts her up...
...AND HITS THE GENTLE SLAM TO LOUD CHEERS!
"GENTLE SLAM CONNECTS!" Church exclaimed. "And there was nothing gentle about it!"
Hinata quickly makes the cover with a hooked leg!
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MANDY BREAKS THE COVER BEFORE THE THREE!
"YES! Mandy to the rescue!" Sarge cheered.
Mandy pulled Hinata off of Kiva and began pounding her with multiple fists to the skull before picking her up and lifting her onto her shoulders! Mandy tried to go for the Reaper Scythe (Fireman's Carry Spun Into a Emerald Flowsion), but Hinata got off and landed behind Mandy, grabbing her head and planting her with a Reverse DDT! Mandy held her head as Hinata stood up, and when Mandy got to her knees, Hinata struck her in the head with a HARD Ninja Kick (Buzzsaw Kick)! Mandy fell onto her back and that allows Hinata to climb up the turnbuckle with her back turned. Once on top, she stood up and dived off for a Moonsault...
...and Mandy gets the knees up! Hinata goes crashing onto them stomach-first, and the Hyuuga falls to the mat holding her stomach in pain. Coughing like crazy, Hinata slowly got to her feet...and was lifted onto the shoulders and spun off them...
...MANDY HITS THE REAPER SCYTHE!
"YES! THE REAPER SCYTHE, BITCH!" Sarge cheered. "Hinata...
Mandy hooks the leg!
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DAISY COMES IN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN!
"You Just Got...WHAT?!" Sarge exclaimed. "Daisy, come on!"
"This time it's Daisy who makes the save!" Church stated. "And that alliance of theirs is out the window now!"
Daisy quickly picked Mandy up, but Mandy broke free and went for a right hand, but Daisy ducked it, and hit a Spinning Sitout Sleeper Slam! Daisy with the cover! 1...2...No! Mandy manages to kick out! Daisy picked her up and whipped her into the ropes and when she came back, Daisy hit her with a Hip Toss! The princess bounced off the ropes then and went for a Jumping Elbow Drop, but Mandy rolled out of the way! Daisy crashed on the mat and stood up, holding her elbow until Mandy grabbed her from behind and nailed a Russian Leg Sweep! Mandy covers! 1...2...
...Daisy kicks out before the three! Mandy picks up Daisy, but the princess kicks her in the leg! Mandy buckles as a result, allowing Daisy to nail a Swinging Neckbreaker on her! Daisy picked up Mandy and set her up for the Daisy Flower (Overdrive) but Mandy spun out it as Daisy went for it. Mandy went for a Big Boot, but Daisy ducked it, causing Mandy to stumble forward...RIGHT INTO A MEGAS KICK FROM KIVA! Mandy is laid out! Daisy turns around, and Kiva goes for the XLR...
...but Daisy catches her and holds her in the air much to Kiva's surprise! Daisy suddenly drops her and nails a Reverse Atomic Drop! Kiva holds her tailbone in pain, and that allows Daisy to bend her forward, place her leg over her head...
...AND NAILS THE DAISY FLOWER!
"DAISY FLOWER!" Church shouted. "Daisy got all of it!"
Daisy quickly covers Kiva!
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KIVA KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"WHAT?! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!" Sarge screamed. "THE REF WAS TOO SLOW! COUNT FASTER, YOU IDIOT!"
The crowd cheered loudly as Daisy sat up in shock before scowling and going to pick up Kiva, but Hinata pulled her away. Daisy turned around and slapped Hinata in the face, garnering an "Ooooohhh" from the crowd. Hinata dropped to a knee from the slap, and Daisy proceeded to boot her in the face! Frowning, Daisy picked her up and tried to go for another Daisy Flower, but Hinata quickly got out of it, and nailed a Karate Kick on Daisy! Daisy stumbled as she turned around...
...and Kiva Dropkicked her in the jaw! The impact sent Daisy backwards into the arms of Hinata, who used the momentum to nail a German Suplex on her! Hinata got up along with Kiva, and the two rushed each other, taking each other down with clotheslines! As the women were laid out, Mandy climbed the nearest turnbuckle and dived off...
...HITTING A DIVING ELBOW DROP ON KIVA! Mandy makes the cover!
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KIVA KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"And ANOTHER kick out! These women just refuse to lose here!" Church said.
"They all want to climb up the rankings, but only a Red shall emerge victorious here!" Sarge stated.
Mandy growled at the kickout before picking Kiva up and lifted her onto her shoulders for the Reaper Scythe. Kiva struggled, however, and managed to land behind her. Kiva pushed Mandy away...and into a Flapjack from Hinata! Hinata got up, but was quickly taken down again by a Running Bulldog from Daisy out of nowhere! Daisy picked up Hinata, but Hinata suddenly grabbed her legs in a Double Leg Takedown! Daisy tried to get out, but Hinata would not let go and fell back as she launched Daisy...
...INTO AN XLR FROM KIVA!
"HOLY CRAP!" Church shouted. "DAISY WAS JUST LITERALLY SENT INTO KIVA'S XLR!"
"OH NO, HER LIGHTS ARE NOW MORE OUT THAN EVEN THE DARKEST OF PLACES!" Sarge despaired.
Daisy was promptly laid out on the mat unmoving, and Kiva was about to make a cover, but Hinata stopped her and lifted her up for a Suplex. Kiva landed behind Hinata and pushed her into the ropes. Hinata bounced off them, and Kiva went for the Megas Kick, but Hinata ducked it! Kiva turned around and was met with a kick from the Hyuuga, who then whipped Kiva into the corner. Hinata rushed at her, but was caught with an elbow. Kiva took this chance to climb up the turnbuckle quickly...
...but Hinata followed her up the turnbuckle as well and grabbed Kiva...
...AND PROCEEDED TO HIT A TOP-ROPE GENTLE SLAM!
"OH MY GOD!" Church exclaimed. "A FUCKIN' GENTLE SLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!
"THAT HINATA JUST LIKELY PULLED THIS VICTORY OUT OF HER ASS!" Sarge exclaimde.
Kiva was laid out as Hinata managed to hook the leg!
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MANDY BREAKS UP THE PIN AT THE LAST SECOND!
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Church shouted. "MANDY HAS SOMEHOW SAVED THIS MATCH!"
"YES! THE REDS ARE STILL IN THIS THING!" Sarge cheered.
Mandy went to pick up Hinata, but Hinata suddenly grabbed her leg and brought her down on the mat, and immediately locked in the Kyuubi Lock! The crowd went wild as Mandy was flailing around, crying out in pain as Hinata wrenched at her ankle! The crowd chanted "Tap! Tap! Tap!" as Mandy clawed at the mat, refusing to give in! Mandy tried to crawl towards the ropes...
...but Hinata suddenly grapevines the leg! Mandy cried out in intense pain as Hinata tightened the hold! Mandy didn't know how much she could take! Mandy pulled at her hair for several moments before attempting to crawl towards the ropes with Hinata in tow! With every inch made, Hinata tightened the hold even more! Growling in pain, Mandy reached out her hand towards the ropes...
...she was almost there...
...just fingertips awaaaaaayyyy...
...MANDY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!
"YES! YES! YES! Mandy is saved! The Red still live in this match!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Can you get any more ridiculous, Sarge?" Church asked exasperatedly.
Hinata was forced to let go of the hold by the ref and backed away from Mandy as the evil girl used the ropes to stand up with her leg hurt. Once she was up, Hinata ran at Mandy, but Mandy Back Body Dropped her over the top rope! Hinata landed on the apron though, and turned Mandy around before hitting a hard right to the face! Mandy was stunned as Hinata proceeded to climb up the nearest turnbuckle, and once she was on top...
...MANDY SUDDENLY PUSHED HER OFF! HINATA CRASHES DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!
"OH SHIT!" Church winced. "That was a nasty fall if I've ever seen one!"
"And you can say goodbye to Hinata in this match!" Sarge stated.
Mandy panted heavily as she leaned against the ropes before turning to Kiva, who was still down from the Top-Rope Gentle Slam. Mandy limped towards the future girl and picked her up...
...AND KIVA NAILS THE XLR OUT OF NOWHERE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church exclaimed. "XLR OUT OF NOWHERE!"
"DAMMIT! THE XLR JUST KNOCKED MANDY INTO NEXT WEEK!" Sarge stated.
Mandy fell onto her back completely out of it! Kiva crawled towards Mandy and weakly hooked the leg!
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3!
"And that's ballgame, people!" Church said.
("Megas XLR Theme" by Ragtime Revolutionaries)
The crowd was cheering loudly as Kiva slowly sat up, exhausted as hell as the ref knelt down and raised her hand in victory. The future girl slowly stood up and leaned against the ropes, raising a hand in a rock sign for her victory.
"Man, what an amazing Fatal 4-Way Match!" Church stated. "These four women gave it their all and in translated to an exciting, fast-paced match! But in the end, Kiva snags the victory and furthers herself up the ladder!"
"Dammit, I wanted Mandy or Daisy to win!" Sarge stated. "Kiva didn't deserve to win! No way in hell! A dirty Blue like her shouldn't have won!"
"Would you just stop acting nonsensical for once and appreciate this match?!" Church questioned. "Seriously, it gets annoying."
Daisy slowly walked up the ramp a scowl on her face to the back, while Hinata just looked at Kiva with a smile on her face before clapping for Kiva's victory and leaving as well. Mandy just growled under her breath as she came to and walked away, cursing the fact that she got pinned. Kiva stood tall on the turnbuckle as she raised her arm in victory.
"Why couldn't a Red win? Why? Why?" Sarge despaired.
"Kiva has come out on top here, and there is no doubt her stock has just risen here in UCA!" Church stated. "If this keeps up, we may just have a future Women's Champion on our hands!"
(Promo)
For some people, this Sunday is about claiming their destiny...
Shows Scourge hitting the Spear on Jak and Fox before standing tall with his cocky smirk. and then Red hitting the Poke-Flow and then holding up three fingers.
"And no doubt about, I'm going to outsmart and outwrestle those two buffoons on my way to the Royal Rumble match, which I will for the second time!" Scourge stated.
"And at Royal Reckoning, I'm going to be only the second person in wrestling history, alongside Steve Austin, and first in Fiction Wrestling, to win three Rumble Matches." Red proclaimed.
It is about fulfilling a dream that they have worked for...
Shows Crash nailing the Crash Landing on Takua, and the Wumpa Twist on Hope, and then Senji hitting the Invisible Black on Red before raising his Hardcore Title.
"And with that launch, I will win the Royal Rumble, and become World Champion at Final Clash!" Senji stated.
It is about reaching a new level and becoming the absolute best...
Shows Bowser hitting the Bowser Bomb on Crash and snarling down at him, and then Jason Krueger hitting the Absolute Destruction on Fox before smirking evilly at the camera.
"I am the "King of the Koopas"! I am one of gaming's greatest villains! If Force won't give me the title shot I deserve, then I will take it myself!" Bowser exclaimed.
"I will win the Royal Rumble match! I will go on to main event Final Clash! I will become the World Heavyweight Champion! I will rule all of UCA with an iron fist!" Jason sated.
For these men, it is about starting a path to greatness with one monumental victory...
Shows Ben hitting the Omni-Slam on Pit, Johnny Cage hitting the Caged Fury on Sly, Sly hitting the Honor Among Thieves on Cage, Starforce Megaman with the Giga Crush on Chief, and Naruto hitting the Nine-Tails Destroyer on Jason.
...but for one man, it is about reclaiming his greatness from a fierce rival...
Shows Sonic's return to UCA to the anger of Mario, and staring down the red plumber in the ring.
It is about gaining retribution and vengeance for all that was done to him...
Shows Sonic's injury at the hands of the Mushroom Kingdom at the hands of the Mushroom Kingdom, and then him standing in the ring.
"I have never been more focused or dead set on something that I am right now ending Mario! Mario's reign of terror of UCA has gone on long enough! And I'm going to be the crack that causes it all to come falling down!" Sonic proclaimed.
It is about ending the reign of terror of one man that has gone on for too long...
Mario stands off with Sonic and speaks.
"We are finally going to settle the score we have had going on for 20 years! A score that has gone on throughout so many other companies! And trust me when I say...I WILL BE THE VICTOR OF OUR WAR!" Mario shotued.
And at Royal Reckoning, the Path to Final Clash...
Shows Mario and Sonic in a staredown and then multiple opponents fighting each other in the ring, hitting each other with their finishers and then throwing them over the top rope.
...begins.
("My Turn" by Hoobastank)
Universal Character Association Presents: Royal Reckoning
Who will be the ones to claim the greatness they seek so much?
The screen goes back to the backstage hallways, where the Titantron shows a split screen of Team 2D on the right and the Elric on the left walking to the ring. Team 2D had cocky, eager smirks on their faces, while the Elrics had serious, determind expressions.
"It's time for the tag team match we've all been waiting for!" Church said. "A match between, as decided by the FWAs voting, the two top tag teams in Fiction Wrestling today."
"These two teams have been going at it for weeks now, and now their rivalry has even extended to Animated!" Sarge stated. "And with Royal Rumble spots on the line, this match has a lot riding on it!"
"It's arguably the best tag team rivalry going today, and a new chapter is going to be written in it right now!" Church stated.
The ring announcer stood in the middle of the ring as the bell rang several times before he spoke.
"The following tag team contest is a Royal Rumble Qualifying Match scheduled for one fall!"
Get Up! Get Up! Get Up! Drop the Bombshell!
("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)
Grey and brown pyro went off on the stage, andthe crowd booed loudly as Tom and Jerry came out onto the stage, raising their hands and forming the V sign with their fingers. After a bit of posing and whatnot, the cat and mouse gave each other high-fives before throwing their hands out to pyro from the stage. The two made their way down the stage and slid into the ring and climbed up opposite turnbuckles, raising their hands up and forming the "V" sign with them shouting "Time for Non-Stop Violence!"
"Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"
"Tom and Jerry are one of the most decorated teams here in Fiction Wrestling!" Church said. "Between UCA, UWE, and ECW, they are SIXTEEN-TIME Tag Team Champions! The second most in Fiction Wrestling history! There's no denying they are legends in this craft!"
"Trained by the legendary 2D Power Trip, Sylvester Cat and Big Bad Pete, who they will induct into the Animated Hall of Fame, Team 2D has shown everyone just how good they are!" Sarge stated. "Which is why the Elrics stand no chance against such a decorated team!"
"Team 2D is certainly one of the best teams ever, but they will have their hands full with a determined pair of brothers tonight!" Church said.
Can You Remember My Name as I Flow Through Your Life?
("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)
The crowd cheered loudly as Ed and Al came out from the back, and they raised their arms in the air, grey blasts of pyro going off on the sides of the stage. The two brothers made their way down the ramp and entered the ring. They pumped their fists into the air one more before staring down Tom and Jerry, who returned the glares with ones just as fierce.
"And their opponents, from Resembool, Amestris, weighing in it a combined weight of 426. lbs, Edward and Alphonse, the Elric Brothers!"
"The Elrics have become a decorated tag team in their own right in this business." Church said. "They are currently the only team to hold two different Tag Titles, holding the AWF and CASZ Tag Team Titles at the same time. They won the Tag Team of the Year Award not too long ago, and are now looking to cement themselves as among the best today by beating Team 2D!'
"But Team 2D has had their number no doubt!" Sarge said happily. "Team 2D beat the Elrics a few weeks ago, and they pinned them at the FWAs! The Elrics just aren't as good as Team 2D and will likely get their asses beaten tonight!"
"Never count the Elrics out, because when you do, they pull off the unthinkable!" Church said. "This is going to be one hell of a rematch, no doubt!"
It was decided that Jerry and Al would start things off and Tom and Al got on the turnbuckles as the ref rang the bell. Jerry and Al slowly circled the ring before meeting each other in a lock-up. They struggled against each other for a moment before Al grabbed Jerry in a Side Headlock and hit a Headlock Takedown. Al wrenched the head with the Headlock, but Jerry suddenly wrapped his legs around Al's head, forcing him to let go. Al kipped out of the potentially dangerous hold and the two scrambled to their feet, with Al catching Jerry with a kick. Al whipped Jerry into the ropes and went for a Back Body Drop, but Jerry leaped over him. Jerry bounced off the ropes towards Al as the alchemist turned around, and the alchemist caught him with a Reverse Atomic Drop. Jerry held his taiblone, and that allowed Al to hit an STO on him. Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Al picked up Jerry and hit a Snap Suplex on him. Al then climbed up the nearest corner and once on top waited as Jerry got to his feet and Al dived off towards him! Jerry moved out of the way, and Al managed to land on his feet, but Jerry suddenly nailed a Jumping Reverse Bulldog out of nowhere!
"Al went to the air too quickly, and he paid the price for it!" Church said.
"Jerry could see that coming a mile away!" Sarge stated. "As if a dirtbag like him could catch Jerry off-guard!"
Jerry picked up Al and nailed a Scoop Slam on Al before bouncing off the ropes and landing a Leg Drop across the neck. Jerry with the cover! 1...2...Al kicks out! Jerry picks up Al, but but Al broke free and nailed a hard right to the face of Jerry, stunning him. Al bounced off the ropes and back to Jerry, but the mouse caught Al with a Jumping High Knee. Jerry tagged in Tom and the two waited as Al got up and turned towards, and the two nailed a Double Side Effect! The crowd booed as Tom made the cover! 1...2...Kick out! Tom picked up Al and nailed Snake Eyes across the turnbuckle, and Tom bounced off the ropes as Al staggered out of the corner. Tom nails a HUGE clothesline to the alchemist before picking him up and landing a Reverse Suplex! Cover! 1...2...Kick out! Tom picked up Al and placed him against the corner before climbing up the second ropes and began delivering punches to him! 1...2...3...4...5...6...After the sixth punch, Al suddenly grabbed Tom and nailed a sick Powerbomb on him! It's bridged into a pin! 1...2...Kick out by Tom!
"Damn what a Powerbomb from Al!" Church said. "Didn't know he could pull that off!"
"Yes, but Tom shows the scumbag they just can't win!" Sarge stated.
Tom held his neck in pain and Al crawled over to his corner to tag in Ed! The crowd cheered as Ed entered and when Tom stood up, he was knocked down by a dropkick from Ed! Tom stood up once more, but got a Step-Up Enziguri to the skull for his troubles! Tom stood in delayed fashion, and that allowed Ed to grab him and nail a Release Dragon Suplex! Tom held his neck as Ed made the cover! 1...2...Tom kicks out! Ed picked Tom up and tried to go for a Neckbreaker, but Tom got out of it and pushed Ed into the ropes. Ed bounced off them...
...and into a Big Boot from Tom! Ed is laid out as Tom rubs his neck before picking Ed up. He lifted Ed onto his shoulder for a Powerslam, but Ed wiggled out of it and landed behind Tom, grabbing Tom's head and nailing an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker and then a Neckbreaker! Ed makes the cover!
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Jerry comes in and breaks the count!
"Jerry doesn't want to take the chance and breaks the pin!" Church said.
"Yes! Smart! Team 2D have to make sure they don't lose no matter what!" Sarge stated.
Ed stood up with an angry expression as Jerry backed up into his corner. Jerry smirked as he got onto his apron, and Ed scoffed before turning his attention back to Tom. He picked Tom up, but the cat suddenly got behind him, grabbed him in a Full Nelson, and nailed a Full Nelson Bomb big time! Tom with the cover! 1...2...
...No! Ed kicks out! Tom gets up and rubs his neck before tagging in Jerry. Jerry got on the top turnbuckle, with Tom grabbing his body. Ed slowly got up to his feet and turned around...
...and Tom threw Jerry at Ed! Jerry lands a Crossbody on Ed as a result, and makes the cover!
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No! Ed kicks out!
Jerry picked up Ed and whipped him into the corner and hit a Running Dropkick on Ed there! The alchemist staggered out of the corner and Jerry bounced off the ropes nailed a Running Bulldog on him! Jerry waited for Ed to get up and once he did, Jerry grabbed his head from behind and tried to go for the Saving Grace, but Ed quickly spun of the hold in time! Jerry went for a clothesline, but Ed ducked it and nailed a Savate Kick on Jerry that sent the mouse out of the ring! Tom entered the ring and tried to go for Ed, but the alchemist sidestepped and threw Tom out of the ring next to Jerry. Al got into the ring and stood next to his brother, the two waiting for Team 2D to stand on the outside. The brothers bounced off the ropes towards the duo...
...AND HIT DUAL SUICIDE DIVES ON THE CAT AND MOUSE!
"And stereo Suicide Dives from the brothers!" Church said. "Ed and Al just went flying!"
"Oh, if only they crashed and burned horribly..." Sarge sighed.
The crowd cheered loudly as Ed and Al stood up and raised their fists before Ed grabbed Jerry and threw him back into the ring. Ed slide back in and made the cover!
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Jerry kicks out!
Ed dragged Jerry to his corner and tagged in Al who had gotten on the apron. Al climbed to the top as Ed spread out Jerry's legs...Al lands a Diving Leg Drop at the same time Ed nails a Double Leg Drop across the abdomen! Al hooks the leg! 1...2...
...Jerry kicks out at 2.9! Al picked up Jerry and quickly landed a Side Suplex on the mouse! Al lifted Jerry up and whipped him into the corner, and then followed him in. Al leaped forward and nailed a Jumping Corner Clothesline, which led to Jerry falling out of the corner. Al climbed up to the turnbuckle, and waited for Jerry to stand up...Jerry turned around,..
...Al dived off towards Jerry...
...JERRY CATCHES HIM WITH A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER!
"Holy crap!" Church said. "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
"Yes! Now only if his stomach was damaged beyond repair!" Sarge stated.
Al held his stomach in pain as Jerry made the cover!
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AL KICKS OUTS AT 2.9!
Jerry frowned as he picked up Al and tried to whip him into the ropes, but Al reversed and whipped him instead. Al bent for a Back Body Drop as Jerry bounced back, but Jerry stopped in front of him and kicked him in the chest. Al shot to a standing position, and Jerry tried to go a Jumping Complete Shot, but Al pushed him away. Jerry landed on his feet, and was kicked in the gut by Al, who grabbed his head and ran towards the turnbuckle...
...Al climbed up the turnbuckle and flipped over Jerry...
...Jerry manages to stay on his feet avoiding the Armor Changer! Al lands on his feet and gets a Superkick to the jaw thanks to Jerry! Al falls to the ground stunned and Jerry quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking for something big. Ed runs across the apron to stop him, but Jerry catches him with a right hand, causing Ed to stagger back across the apron. Suddenly, Al kipped up and climbed up the turnbuckle and grabbed Jerry's head...
...AND LANDS A TOP-ROPE DDT!
"AH FUDGE BUCKETS!" Sarge exclaimed. "Jerry may be unconscious after that!"
"And Al's going to go for the pin!" Church said.
Jerry is laid out as Al hooks the leg!
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TOM DRAGS AL OFF BY THE LEG FROM THE OUTSIDE!
The crowd boos loudly as Al looks at Tom stunned, and the cat just gave him the middle finger. and Ed runs across the apron and goes for a Seated Senton on Tom, but the cat caught Ed in mid-air, and suddenly hits a Falling Powerbomb on the padded concrete. The crowd went "Ooooohhhh" as Ed's body bounced off the ground, and Al looked appalled, until he was Dropkicked in the head from behind by Jerry! Al fell down as Jerry was still slightly out of it but managed to grab Al in an Inverted Facelock, drag him to the middle of the ring and lift him up...
...AND PLANT HIM WITH THE SAVING GRACE!
"Saving Grace!" Church exclaimed. "Jerry got all of it!"
"Alphonse..." Sarge began.
Jerry managed to hook Al's leg.
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AL KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"You Just Got...Oh dammit!" Sarge cursed.
Jerry looked frustrated as he stood up and began stomping on Al for several moments before dragging him to his corner and tagging in Tom. The two lifted Al up and whipped him into the ropes, and nailed him with a Double Hip Toss followed by Double Elbow Drops to the heart! Tom made the cover as Jerry got on the apron!
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Al kicks out at 2.7!
Tom picks up Al and whips him into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a Samoan Drop! Tom lifts Al up and hits a few punches to the alchemist's head before whipping him into the corner and rushing at him, but Al caught him with an elbow. Al then leaped onto the turnbuckle for a Springboard, but Tom suddenly placed his head between Al's legs and backed out of the corner with Al sitting on his shoulders. Once in the middle of the ring, Tom threw Al off his shoulders...
...AND NAILED AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FACEBUSTER! Al bounced off the mat and onto his back, and Tom bounced off the ropes and nailed a Senton Splash on Al! Cover!
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Al rolls the shoulder out!
"Damn, that Electric Chair Facebuster looked nasty!" Church stated. "It nearly got Tom the win!"
"It SHOULD have gotten Tom the win!" Sarge stated. "These Elrics should be done for since they are such dirtbags!"
Tom looked a bit angry as he picked up Al, but was suddenly nailed with a Sit-Out Jawbreaker from Al! Tom backed up to the ropes holding his jaw before moving forward and was nailed with a Dropkick to the jaw from Al! Al crawled over to Tom and hooked the leg! 1...2...NO! Tom kicks out at 2.8! Al panted as he picked up Tom and nailed a few Forearms before nailing a Spinning Heel Kick to the jaw! With Tom laid out, Al leaped at ropes, and landed a Springboard Leg Drop on the cat! Al dragged Tom to the nerest corner, and got on the apron and climbed the corner. Once on to, Al stood up, before diving off for the Shooting Star Press...
...Tom rolls out of the way! Al manages to land on his feet, but stumbles forward...
...INTO A CUTTER FROM TOM!
"Cutter out of nowhere!" Church said. "Cutter out of nowhere!"
"Stick a knife in him, he's done!" Sarge said.
Tom turned Al over and covered him!
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AL KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"Al says "Hell no" and kicks that motherfucking knife away!" Church stated.
"Damn, I really wanted to stick that knife in him!" Sarge said sadly.
Tom looked frustrated as he pulled at his fur before picking up Al and dragging him to his corner, tagging in Jerry. The two got into position, and Tom lifted Al up in a Back Suplex, while Jerry grabbed his head...
...Al suddenly elbows Jerry in the side of the head, dazing the mouse and causing him to let go! Al struggled in Tom's grip until he grabbed Tom's head, and planted the cat with a Bull dog out of nowhere! The crowd was cheering loudly as Jerry regained himself as Al stood up, and went for a clothesline on Al, but the alchemist ducked it! Al turned around...
...and was nailed with a Step-Up Enziguri to the side of the head! Jerry fell to the ground along with Al as the three were laid out, and the crowd suddenly roared as Ed managed to finally get onto the apron, and reached his hand out for a tag, begging for his brother to move. Eventually, Al stirred and began crawling towards his brother.
"Al's looking for the hot tag!" Church stated. "This tag could change everything!"
"Jerry! Tom! Camera guy! Somebody! Stop him!" Sarge begged.
Al inched closer and closer to Ed, who was itching to get tagged in. Suddenly, Jerry managed to come to and got on his knees, just to see Al mere inches from Edward. With a sense of urgency, Jerry ran and leaped at Al...
...AL LEAPS FORWARD AND MAKES THE TAG! The crowd pops loudly as Ed gets in the ring as Jerry gets up, and he takes the mouse take down with a clothesline with his flesh arm! Jerry got back up only to be taken down with another clothesline, and Ed followed it up with a Dropkick tot he jaw as the mouse got up! Jerry rolled over to the corner and got up to his feet, only for Ed to run and leap at him, and hit an impressive Monkey Flip on him! Ed then wasted no time in climbing the corner, and once on top, dived off, landing a Diving Elbow Drop across the heart! Ed stood up and yelling out intensity as the crowd chanted "Ed! Ed! Ed!"
"Ed is on fire right now!" Church stated. "He's just kicking all kinds of ass right now!"
"Jerry, do something!" Sarge begged. "You can't let this Elric win!"
Ed stalked Jerry as the mouse slowly stumbled onto his feet. The mouse turned around, and Ed hooked him up for Equivalent Exchange! Jerry suddenly elbowed him in the side of the head, dazing him and forcing him to let go. Jerry then hooked him up out of nowhere for the Mouse Trap (Cobra Clutch Bulldog)! He lifted him up...
...and Ed got out of it and landed behind Jerry! Jerry turned around, but Ed caught him, and planted him with a Situout Side Slam Spinebuster! Ed has the cover!
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Tom breaks up the pin in time!
"Tom saves the match and their chance at the Rumble!" Church said.
Tom stood up, and was immediately hit with a Spinning Wheel Kick from a recovered Al! Al rolled onto the apron and stood on it, grasping the ropes as Tom made his way to his feet! Al springboarded off the ropes and towards Tom...
...Tom caught him in mid-air in Powerbomb-position! Al looked stunned and horrified as Tom ran forward, and threw Al against the corner in a Corner Powerbomb! Al staggered out of the corner dazed, and was nailed with a Big Boot right to the face from Tom! Al rolled out of the ring as Tom waved off Al before turning around...
...INTO AN AUTOMAIL CLOTHESELINE FROM ED! The crowd exploded as Tom was laid out and rolled out of the ring! Ed stood up and saw Jerry standing up near the corner. Ed prepared his arm, and ran forward at Jerry, going for the Automail Clothesline...Jerry ducks it! Ed goes crashing into the corner chest-first, and staggered backwards out of it. Jerry hooked him up from behind...
...AND HITS THE MOUSE TRAP!
"MOUSE TRAP! MOUSE TRAP!" Church stated. "JERRY GOT ALL OF IT!"
"YES! All is right now! Ed..." Sarge said.
Jerry turned Ed over and hooked the leg!
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ED KICKS OUT AT 2.9999!
"You Just Got...WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"ED KICKED OUT! ED REFUSES TO DIE!" Church stated.
Jerry looked shocked before getting up angrily and arguing with the ref, who insisted it was just two. Frustrated, Jerry got on the apron and climbed the corner, waiting for Ed to get up once he was on top. The alchemist got to his feet and the mouse dived off...
...Ed catches him by the legs! Jerry's eyes are wide as he lands on the mat back-first and he tries to get out of Ed's hold, but Ed refuses to let go and slowly turns Jerry over...
...AND LOCKS IN A BOSTON CRAB!
"BOSTON CRAB!" Church said. "AND IT'S LOCKED IN LIKE HELL!"
"NO! DON'T TAP! DON'T TAP TO AN ELRIC OF ALL PEOPLE!" Sarge shouted.
Jerry screamed in pain as Ed applied the hold on the mouse! Jerry clawed at the mat as much as he could as he tried to move himself towards the ropes, but Ed would not budge as he pulled back on the legs even more! Jerry cried out as he pulled at his mouse ears, Ed shouting "Tap out, you damn rodent! Tap out!" Ed wrenched the hold as tightly as he could...
...AND TOM COMES IN, KICKING ED IN THE GUT AND HITTING A DDT! Ed is laid out as Jerry is lies on the mat, and Tom lays down in exhaustion. Panting, Tom got up and picked Ed up to his feet...
...ED PLANTS TOM WITH EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd explodes as Tom is laid out on the mat as Ed sits up, sweat across his forehead! Standing up, Ed picks up Jerry and whips him into the ropes! Ed goes for the Autmoail Clothesline as he comes back, but Jerry ducks it, and grabs the arm...
...and plants Ed with an Arm-Trap Swinging Neckbreaker! Jerry quickly gets up and hits a Standing Moonsault for good measure! The cover!
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AL COMES IN AND BREAKS THE COUNT!
"It's Al this time with the save for his team!" Church stated.
"Come on Team 2D, dash these fools' Rumble dreams!" Sarge cheered.
Al picked Jerry up to his feet and struck him with several forearms to the face, dazing the mouse greatly. Al then backed up a bit, and went for a Trouble in Paradise-like kick, but Jerry ducks it! Al lands on his feet, and Jerry plants him with a Neckbreaker Slam as soon as he does! Al rolls to the side of the ring, holding his neck, and Jerry picks up the downed Ed. He lifts him up and places his feet across the top rope, grabbing the head...
...Ed suddenly begins to hit Jerry in the gut, stunning him! He hits Jerry a few more times before getting his feet back on the mat and pushing Jerry away! Jerry ran back towards Ed, but Ed catches him and hooks him up...
...AND HITS THE EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! Jerry is laid out as Ed stands on his feet, feeling the adrenaline! Going to one of the corners, he prepped up as he waited for Jerry to get to his feet! Jerry slowly begin to stir and got up, Tom making his way to his feet behind him a few feet away! Once Jerry was up, Ed ran at Jerry, throwing his automail arm forward...
...Jerry suddenly lifts him up by his legs...
...Tom jumps up and grabs his head on the way down...
...NON-STOP VIOLENCE CONNECTS!
"MY GOD, NON-STOP VIOLENCE!" Church shouted. "TEAM 2D NAIL THEIR LEGENDARY FINISHER!"
"AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, DIRTBAGS!" Sarge stated. "Elrics..."
Ed bounced off the mat onto his back and Jerry quickly hooks the leg!
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AL RUNS IN AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
"You Just Got...WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS SHOULD BE OVER!" Sarge screamed.
"IT IS NOT OVER! AL HAS JUST SAVED THEIR ROYAL RUMBLE CHANCES BIG-TIME!" Church exclaimed.
Al begins to hammer a bit on Jerry before Tom picks him up, kicks him in the gut, and plants him with a Snap DDT! Angry, Tom decided to finish off Al as he picked up the Elric and lifted him onto his shoulders! Backing up a bit, Tom ran for the Feline Frenzy, but Al got out of it and landed behind Tom! The Elric leaned against the ropes, and Tom ran at him, but Al pulled the ropes down, causing Tom to go over them and down to the outside! Al had no time to check his work as Jerry came in and took him down with a clothesline! Jerry pounds on Al with hard rights, pissed he didn't get the pin earlier! He picks up Al, and goes for a Backstabber...
...Al hangs onto the ropes! Jerry falls to the mat and rolls onto his feet! Jerry stands up to face Al once more...
...AND GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A BACKSTABBER FROM ED! Jerry is laid out as Ed tells his brother to go up top! Al gets on the apron and climbs up to the top as Ed drags Jerry to the corner and places him in the Neckbreaker position! Al stands up on top as Ed nods at him...
...Al dives off for a Top-Rope Splash...
...Ed falls down for the Neckbreaker...
...AND THEY HIT THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (Skulls N' Bones)!
"F! M! A!" Church screamed. "FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST CONNECTS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Sarge cried out.
Jerry is laid out as Al gets off Jerry and Ed hooks the legs!
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TOM PULLS ED OUT OF THE RING BY THE LEG!
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Church said. "THIS MATCH-UP HAS BEEN SAVED AGAIN! WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR EITHER OF THESE TEAMS TO WIN?!"
Tom kicked Ed in the head, but Al grabbed the ropes, and flung him over the ropes for a Corkscrew Plancha on Tom...TOM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Al crashes down onto the outside stomach-first, prompting an "Ooooohhh" from the crowd. Al holds his abdomen in pain until Tom picks him up and Irish Whips him face-first into the steel steps, knocking them over! Al is laid out as Tom smirked at his work before turning to Ed...
...AND GETS HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH THE AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! The crowd came unglued as Tom was laid out and Ed panted while on his knees before getting on the apron. Jerry, now up, suddenly nailed Ed in the face with a Forearm, stunning him. He grabbed Ed by the head, and pulled him over the top rope until his feet were placed on them...
...ROPE-HUNG NECKBREAKER ON ED!
"OH SHIT! Did you see the way Ed's neck landed?!" Church said.
"Yes, and it was GLORIOUS!" Sarge exclaimed.
Ed was folded up like an accordion and Jerry pulled him for a cover!
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ED KICKS OUT AT 2.99999!
Jerry sat up, now nearly losing it as he couldn't get the pin! Jerry stood up and stomped on the Elric a few times before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes! Jerry went for a Forearm Smash as he came back, but Ed ducked it! Ed bounced off the ropes as Jerry turned around...
..AUTOMAIL CLOTHES-NO! Jerry ducks it and grabs Ed from behind in a waistlock, pushing him into the ropes before rolling him up in a pin!
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Ed scrambled to his feet, and was greeted by a Superkick from Jerry! Ed fell to the mat and rolled over to near the ropes. Jerry fell to his knees exhausted, but eventually managed to stand up. He waited for Ed to get back to his feet, and once the alchemist did, Jerry ran at him for the final blow...
...ED LIFTS HIM AND FLAPJACKS HIM ACROSS THE ROPES! Jerry falls to the mat holding his chest in pain as Ed tried to remain on his feet! jerry stumbled onto his feet, as Ed bounced off the ropes! Jerry turned around...
...AND ED FINALLY HITS THE AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE ON JERRY!
"HE GOT IT!" Church said. "ED GETS THE AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE ON JERRY!
"NO! NO! NO! KICK OUT DAMMIT! KICK OUT!" Sarge screamed.
Jerry is laid out as Ed falls to the mat exhausted before crawling over to Jerry and draping an over him!
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"IT'S OVER! THE ELRICS HAVE WON!" Church exclaimed.
("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)
"Here are your winners, Edward and Alphonse, the Elric Brothers!"
The crowd was thunderous with cheers as Ed rolled off of Jerry and laid on the mat beside him, panting like crazy before slowly raising an arm up in triumph as he laid on the mat. Eventually, he slowly rolled out of the ring and to the outside, where he grabbed his brother Alphose and lifted him up. Ed placed Al's arm around his shoulders and backed up the ramp with him, tired as hell.
"The Elrics pulled it off!" Church stated. "The Elrics have finally managed to beat Team 2D! And with this victory, they have punched their ticket to the Royal Rumble, with Team 2D left by the wayside!"
"The Elrics can't beat Team 2D! That's not possible!" Sarge exclaimed. "Is the world ending? Are we all going to die?! Save me please!"
"No, the world's not ending, you dumbass!" Church said.
Jerry and Tom begin to stir in the ring and outside, respectively, and Tom managed to lean on the apron while Jerry managed to get to a sitting position. The two wondered what just happened until they saw the Elrics standing on the ramp with tired, but happy smirks on their faces as Ed held Al up. The cat and mouse soon knew what happened as growled in anger as the Elrics made their way to the back, with Tom pounding his mat while Jerry screamed in anger.
"Oh man, Team 2D is PISSED!" Church said. "The Elrics may have won this battle, but this war is FAR from over!"
"Of course it is!" Sarge stated. "No way in hell are Team 2D going to let this injustice stand! Mark my words, they will get payback!"
The camera goes to the Titantron which shows the locker room of the Sonic Heroes, where we see Sonic stretching and warming up for his upcoming match with Luigi. Suddenly, Amy entered the room and walked up behind Sonic, a worried expression on her face.
"Sonic..." Amy said softly.
"Yeah Amy, what's up?" Sonic said swiftly, not looking at her as he continued to stretch.
"Sonic...I'm getting really worried about you." Amy stated with a sad look in her eyes.
Sonic stopped his stretching and stood straight up, looking at Amy with a confused expression. "Why are you worried about me, Amy?" He questioned. "I mean, I'm going to kick that little irrelevant, green plumber's ass in just a few moments, and then I'm going to take the World Title from that damn Mario! I'm going to make him suffer for everything he has done to me, and for what he did to my friends these past few weeks in our Last Man Standing, before taking away the one thing he cherishes more than anything, the UCA World Heavyweight Championship! That is payback that we can ALL enjoy! So why would you be worried about me when all that is going to happen?"
"Because...you've been acting so different lately, Sonic." Amy told him. "Ever since last week, you've become so deadly serious! You've become so hellbent on taking down Mario and making him suffer, like that's the one thing that matters to your right now! There's no joke, no cocky, but happy grin like you always have, no laid-back attitude! Just a serious attitude that is actually scaring me Sonic! I'm starting to think those few weeks you were happy and grinning when you came back were just a front to keep me and the others! This attitude that you have right now...it just isn't the Sonic I know so well! I am so worried that you're becoming something you are not, Sonikku."
"Amy..." Sonic said softly. The hedgehog sighed and cupped Amy's cheek. "I'm sorry for making you worry Amy. I understand that I may be acting different from how I usually am, but there's no way I can be the laid-back Sonic for this situation. That Mario and I have had a long, twenty-year rivalry where we have had many great matches, but this time he has made things very personal. He broke my leg, he took away six months of my career, he cost me the World Title, he cost Tails and Knuckles the World Title, and especially, he insulted YOU straight to my face. I may be laid-back normally, but I am also a man, and as a man, I cannot let Mario get away with what he has done! I cannot forgive him EVER! I can't be how I usually am for this, Amy, but I promise to do all in my power to take down the fat, red plumber once and for all! And once I do, we call go out to celebrate in Chicago over my World Title victory, and the utter defeat of Mario!"
Amy remained silent for a few moments before nodding. "Okay, I understand Sonic." Amy said. "Make sure to give Luigi, as well as Mario Sunday, a few good shots for me...And be careful, Sonic."
"I will be, Amy." Sonic nodded. He gave Amy a peck on the lips. "Now if you excuse me, I got to go kick some plumber ass around a bit."
Sonic left Amy in the locker room and began walking down the hallway, determined as hell on his upcoming match.
"Sonic is perhaps more focused than I have ever seen him before!" Church stated. "Sonic is ready to take the World Title this Sunday!"
"He may be ready, but he will no doubt fail!" Sarge stated. "That Blue abomination will realize why Mario is the Greatest Champion Ever..Of All Time!"
"Well I think Mario is in a shit load of trouble in six days!" Church said. "The Mushroom Kingdom is banned from ringside, and they won't be able to bail Mario out once he's in deep trouble!"
"Mario doesn't need the Mushroom Kingdom to win!" Sarge stated. "He'll destroy that unholy Blue rodent this Sunday...that's if Luigi doesn't kick his ass first!"
"Yeah, it should be Luigi who's likely to get his ass kicked!" Church stated. "We'll see if Luigi has any chance of actually slowing Sonic down en route to Royal Reckoning!"
"The following contest is your main event of the evening and is scheduled for one fall."
("Give Me A Sign" by Breaking Benjamin)
The crowd booed as Luigi came out to the music, a cocky smirk on his face he looked out towards before waving out his index fingers as he raised his arms before making his way down the ramp, taunting the fans near the ramp before sliding into the ring and climbing the turnbuckle, pointing his thumbs at him as if saying he was going to win.
"Introducing first, representing the Mushroom Kingdom, from Brooklyn, New York, now residing in Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 229 lbs. Luigi!"
"This isn't the first time we're seeing Luigi tonight!" Church stated. "Earlier, he accompanied Yoshi for his match with Knuckles, and proceeded to attack Tails after the match! This is Sonic's chance to get payback!"
"How can Sonic even hope to face Luigi?!" Sarge stated. "Luigi is the brother of the great Red, Mario! He's a former Intercontinental Champion and a four-time Tag Team Champion with Mario! He's got skill, no doubt!"
"I will not deny that, but do you remember who pinned Luigi's ass last week?" Church said. "Oh yeah, it was Sonic, so balls in Sonic's court here."
("This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the lights turned blue and moments later, Sonic came out to the roar of the crowd, a very determined and serious expression on his face. He looked out to the crowd and saw a sign that said "Sonic, the Last Man Standing Sunday!" The hedgehog nodded at that sign before running down the ramp at a fast pace before sliding into the ring and then running the ropes several times before skidding to a halt and throwing his fist in the air.
"And his opponent, representing the Sonic Heroes, from Station Square, weighing in at 210 lbs., "The Blue Blur" Sonic the Hedgehog!"
"Sonic is in a state we have rarely seen in him, if ever!" Church stated. "He's out to get retribution and payback for everything Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom has done to him and his friends! And it starts with Luigi!"
"Well sorry to burst that damn Blue's bubble, but there ain't going to be no retribution for him!" Sarge stated. "All he's getting is a shotgun to the damn face!"
"Yeah right, Sarge, but more than likely, he's going to take it to Luigi." Church said. "Luigi will have to bring it all to stand up to Sonic, that's for sure!"
Luigi and Sonic stood in opposite corners until the ref rang the bell and the two met in the middle of the ring. Luigi tried to go for a lock-up, but Sonic got behind him and took him down with a Wakstlock Takedown, swiftly transitioning into a Front Facelock after that! Luigi groaned in pain as Sonic tightened the hold, but Luigi managed to stand up with Sonic in tow. He pushed Sonic back into the ropes before throwing him off to the adjacent ones. Sonic bounced off the ropes and hit Luigi with a Standing Shoulder Block, knocking him down to the mat. Sonic bounced off the ropes once more, but Luigi rolled over onto his belly, and Sonic leaped over him. Luigi stood up as Sonic bounced off the ropes again, and leapfrogged over the incoming hedgehog, but Sonic stopped himself behind Luigi as he landed on the ground. Luigi turned around, and was hit with a Hip Toss from Sonic! Luigi stood back up, but was hit with a Dropkick to the jaw, and when he scrambled back to his feet, he was taken down with a Leg Sweep! Luigi rolled over to the corner and sat against it, stunned as Sonic flashed a smirk at him and gave a "Just Bring It" gesture.
"Sonic is all over Luigi right now!" Church said. "The plumber is getting his ass handed to him!"
"Luigi, kick ass right now!" Sarge stated. "You are being an embarrassment to Reds everywhere!"
Luigi scowled as he stood up and engaged in a lock-up with him! After a bit of struggling, Luigi eventually pushed Sonic back into the corner, keeping up the lock-up! The ref began to count Luigi as the plumber slowly let go of Sonic and backed off...BEFORE NAILING A CHEAP SHOT! The crowd booed loudly as Sonic held his jaw, and Luigi began punching the living daylights out of Sonic before stomping on him viciously! He grabbed Sonic's arm and whipped him into the adjacent corner, following him in. Sonic grabbed the ropes when he reached the corner, though, and used the momentum to push himself off the ground and over Luigi. The plumber had caught Sonic in mid-air by the legs, though, and pushed himself over the top rope! Sonic landed on the apron, and Luigi tried to go for him, but Sonic landed a Jumping Head Kick to the skull, causing Luigi to stagger backwards in a daze. Sonic leaped onto the ropes, and nailed a Springboard Dropkick! Sonic makes the cover! 1...2...Luigi kicks out!
"Luigi's little cheap shot didn't get him where he thought it would get him." Church said.
"Oh come on, Luigi, DO SOMETHING!" Sarge exclaimed.
Sonic stood up and waited as Luigi got his feet bent forward, and Sonic went for the Homing Attack (Leg-Drop Bulldog)! Luigi dodged it, and Sonic landed on his feet, until Luigi kicked him in the leg from behind, the formerly injured leg! Sonic fell back-first on the mat, holding his leg in pain. Seeing opportunity, Luigi began stomping on the leg of Sonic as hard as he could before lifting his leg up and landing an Elbow Drop on it! Sonic cried out in pain before being dragged over to near the ropes, and Luigi placed his leg on the bottom rope, leaped up into the air, and dropped his knee across Sonic's leg!
"That damn Luigi is exploiting the formerly broken leg of Sonic!" Church stated. "This isn't good just six days before Royal Reckoning!"
"Yeah, go Luigi!" Sarge cheered. "Break that damn Blue's leg for good!"
Luigi pulled Sonic to the middle of the ring and covered him!
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Sonic kicks out at 2.5!
Luigi picked up Sonic, but the hedgehog suddenly nailed him with a right hand! Sonic began hitting hard rights to the face of Luigi, dazing him. Shaking feeling back to his leg, Sonic did his best to bounce off the ropes to Luigi, but Luigi catches him with a Dropkick to the leg! Sonic cried out in pain as he fell to a knee from the attack until Luigi grabbed Sonic and lifted him up...
...AND HIT A SHIN BREAKER! Sonic cried out in pain until Luigi followed up with an Overhead Belly-to-Back Suplex! Sonic was laid out as Luigi made the cover!
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Sonic kicked out at 2.6!
"Hah! Sonic trying to be strong, but Luigi is softening him up big time for Mario!" Sarge said. "Regretting this match right now, rodent?!"
Luigi smirked despite the kick out and picked up Sonic, whipping him into the ropes and going for a Back Body Drop as he came back. Sonic stopped in front of Luigi, and rolled him up in a Small Package!
"Small Package! Small Package!" Church said. "This could be it!"
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Luigi kicks out at 2.7!
Both men scrambled to their feet, and Sonic went for a kick on instinct, but Luigi caught the leg, and after a smirk, proceeded to hit a Dragon Screw on the leg, further hurting it! Sonic laid on the mat groaning in pain, and then Luigi grabbed the leg and locked in a Spinning Toe Hold on the injured leg! Sonic cried out in pain as Luigi tightened the hold as every second passed, shouting "Tap out! Tap out!" The ref asked if Sonic wanted to quit, but Sonic shook his head in refusal, causing Luigi to put more torque, causing Sonic to cry out in pain. Gritting his teeth, Sonic suddenly shot his foot up and hit Luigi in the face. He kicked Luigi in the face a few more times before a final kick caused Luigi to let go and back up a bit. Sonic slowly got to his feet, his leg in a slight limp when Luigi ran at him...
...Sonic sidestepped in time, causing Luigi to crash into the corner! Sonic backed up a bit, shaking feeling back into his leg trying to ignore the pain as Lugi turned around in the corner. Sonic ran as fast as he could...
...AND HITS THE DASH ATTACK (Elijah Express/Running Double High Knee to Cornered Opponent)!
"SONIC WITH THE DASH ATTACK!" Church exclaimed. "Sonic just his patented signature out of nowhere!"
"Yeah, but he used his bad leg! Stupid dirtbag!" Sarge stated.
Luigi fell down to the mat face-first as Sonic held his hurt leg in pain. Eventually, he crawled over to Luigi and turned him over for the cover!
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Luigi kicks out at 2.7!
Sonic sat up and sighed before standing up and lifting Luigi up to his feet. He dragged Luigi to the near the ropes and began delivering hard forearms to the face of Luigi before picking him up and slamming him down with a Body Slam! Sonic ran at and bounced off the ropes, rolling across the mat as he did so, and when he reached Luigi, jumped up and nailed a Rolling Thunder on the plumber! Sonic hooks the leg!
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Luigi kicks out at 2.5!
Sonic picked up Luigi and dragged him to the middle of the ring, but the plumber kicked his injured leg, causing Sonic to let go of him! Luigi bounced off the ropes and went for clothesline, but Sonic ducked it, and hit a quick Sleeper Slam out of nowhere! Sonic stood up and got on the apron, climbing the corner gingerly because of his hurt leg. Once on top, Sonic waited as Luigi made it to his feet and turned around...
...Sonic dived off...
...AND NAILED A DIVING CROSSBODY!
"Diving Crossbody on Luigi! Shades of his UWE career on that one!" Church said.
"But it can't be enough to win! It can't!" Sarge said.
Sonic hooks the leg on Luigi!
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LUIGI KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
Sonic stood up and lifted Luigi up to his feet and placed him in the Suplex position. He then tried to lift Luigi up, looking for a Suplex, but Luigi flailde his legs around trying to use his weight to stay on the ground. Luigi landed on the ground, and suddenly hooked the leg of Sonic as he grabbed his head...
...AND HITS THE GREEN LIGHTNING! Sonic is laid out as Luigi rolled out onto the apron, and stood on it. Grasping the ropes, Luigi leaped on the ropes, and springboarded off them towards Sonic...
...SONIC ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Luigi crashes stomach-first on the mat, missing the Negative Zone (Springboard Body Splash)! The crowd cheered as Sonic slowly stood up, the pain fading from his leg as he had a serious expression on his face. Luigi managed to get to his feet, but was taken down with a clothesline from Sonic! Luigi got back up, but was taken down with another clothesline! Luigi stood up dazed, but was hit with a HUGE Dropkick from Sonic! Sonic stood up and screaming in intensity and waited for Luigi to get up, who did in a daze. The plumber was kicked in the gut, and Sonic bounced off the ropes to Luigi...
...AND HITS THE HOMING ATTACK (Leg-Drop Bulldog)!
"Sonic nails the Homing Attack!" Church exclaimed. "Sonic is just on fire right now!"
"Oh snickerdoodles, this could be it!" Sarge said.\
Sonic quickly hooks the leg of Luigi!
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LUIGI KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
Sonic sat up and just shrugged at the kickout before standing up and getting on the apron. He grabbed the ropes as he waited for Luigi to stand up, and he springboarded at Luigi, wrapping his legs around the plumber's head for a Springboard Hurricarana...
...Luigi held onto him! He now has Sonic in the Powerbomb position as Sonic flailed around helplessly...
...AND LUIGI HITS A REVERSE POWERBOMB!
"Oh damn, Sonic's face bounces off the mat nastily!" Church stated.
"YES! Thank you Luigi for not being a Grif!" Sarge stated.
Sonic bounced off the mat onto his back and Luigi hooks the leg!
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SONIC KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!
Luigi was angry he didn't get the pin, so he decided to end things and placed Sonic in the Suplex position. He lifted Sonic up for the Luigi Screwdriver, but when he was upside down, Sonic began to flail, wiggle, and struggle in Luigi's grip, making it hard for the plumber to hold onto him. Suddenly, Sonic used all his weight to fall backwards out of Luigi's grip...
...Sonic grabs Luigi's head as he falls...
...AND HITS A FALLING INVERTED DDT ON LUIGI! The crowd is cheering loudly as Luigi is laid out and Sonic pounds the mat as he stands up, and begs Luigi to get up! Sonic is ready as Luigi stumbles onto his feet. Luigi turns around...
...Sonic lifts him onto his shoulders...
...AND HITS THE SONIC DRIVER! The crowd absolutely explodes!
"SONIC DRIVER!"Church exclaimed. "Put this in the books!"
Sonic wasn't done though as Luigi rolled onto his stomach and Sonic dragged him by the leg to the center of the ring. He wrapped his own legs around Luigi's leg, and the wrapped his arms around Luigi's head...
...AND LOCKS IN THE SPEED TRAP (STF)!
"AND LUIGI GETS CAUGHT IN THE SPEED TRAP! Church exclaimed. "SONIC WANTS LUIGI TO SUFFER!"
"OH NO! Now he's going to tap any minute!" Sarge cried.
Luigi's eyes widened as he claws at the mat, trying to escape the hold! But Sonic would not let go as he pulled back the head even more, applying more torque to the hold! Luigi cried out in pain as his hand was raised, shaking uncontrollably...
...MARIO SLIDES IN THE RING AND HITS SONIC WITH A DOUBLE AX HANDLE!
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church exclamed. "MARIO JUST ATTACKED MARIO! HE GOT LUIGI DISQUALIFIED!"
"THAT'S A BETTER ALTERNATIVE THAN LETTING HIS BROTHER TAP!" Sarge stated.
The ref immediately rang the bell for the DQ as Sonic let go of the Speed Trap and Mario began pounding on the blue hedgehog with relentless left and rights to the skull before standing up and began stomping the hell out of him! After several moments of this, he lifted Sonic up and nailed a Facebreaker Knee Smash on Sonic, causing him to stand up in a dazed fashion before being lifted onto Mario's shoulder...
...AND MARIO HITS THE NINTENDOZER ON SONIC!
"MARIO IS JUST ASSAULTING SONIC!" Church said. "HE'S TRYING TO DESTROY SONIC BEFORE ROYAL RECKONING!"
"AND MAKE SURE SONIC IS WEAK FOR SUNDAY!" Sarge stated.
With Sonic laid out, Mario quick;y slid out of the grin and grabbed a chair from ringside. Folding it up, Mario slid back in the ring with it in hand. He readied the chair as he waited for Sonic to get up. The hedgehog managed to come to and slowly got up with his back turned to Mario. Mario grinned eagerly as Sonic turned around...
...Mario swung the chair as hard as he could...
...SONIC DUCKED IT! Mario stumbled forward a bit before turning, AND WAS TACKLED DOWN BY SONIC! With the chair let go, Sonic proceeded to rain down thunderous punches to the skull of Mario, until the plumber rolled them over and began delivering punches to Sonic! The two brawled on the ground for several moments until Mario kicked Sonic off of him and the two scrambled to their feet, and began trading punches with each other in the middle of the ring!
"THINGS ARE BREAKING DOWN IN PHILADELPHIA!" Church exclaimed. "SONIC AND MARIO ARE BEATING THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!"
"THEY CAN'T WAIT TILL SUNDAY!" Sarge shouted. "THEY WANT TO GET AT EACH OTHER NOW!"
After several moment of trading punches, Sonic managed to get the upper hand and began hitting unanswered punches to Mario, backing him into the corner. Once done so, Sonic began delivering a flurry of anger-filled punches to the skull of the plumber before stomping a mudhole in Mario like no tomorrow! With anger in his eyes, Sonic backed up a bit before running forward and nailing the Dash Attack on Mario in the corner! Mario staggered out of the corner, and that allows Sonic to hit the Homing Attack on Mario as well! Sonic screams in intensity, doing a cut-throat gesture before motioning for Mario to get up. Mario stumbled onto his feet, and Sonic lifted him onto this shoulders for the Sonic Driver...
...Luigi makes the save as he pulls Mario off Sonic's shoulder from behind! Sonic turns around, and Luigi tries to throw a punch at Sonic, but Sonice blocks it, lifts Luigi on his shoulders, AND HITS A SECOND SONIC DRIVER ON HIM! Luigi rolls out of the ring from the impact and Sonic throws a fist down as if to say "Good riddance." He turns back to Mario...
...AND GETS A STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL FROM MARIO!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church exclaimed. "DID YOU HEAR THAT SICKENING SOUND OF THAT CHAIR BOUNCING OFF SONIC'S SKULL?!"
"YES I DID! AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS THINGS I EVER HEARD!" Sarge stated.
Sonic falls to the mat in a crumpled heap, and Mario stands over him with an absolutely enraged expression, practically seething. Mario then raised the chair, and brought it down on Sonic's body! The crowd goes "Oooohhh" at the impact, but Mario wasn't done! He raised the chair and slammed it on Sonic again! He then did it again! And again! And again! AND AGAIN! MARIO IS SLAMMING THE CHAIR DOWN ON SONIC RELENTLESSLY!
"DAMMIT, MARIO, STOP IT, YOU FUCKER!" Church exclaimed. "ENOUGH'S ENOUGH! THIS IS TOO MUCH DAMMIT!"
Mario paid no heed to those words as after the 11th chair shot, Mario dragged Sonic's body to the nearest corner. With blood pouring from Sonic's skill, Mario placed the chair on top of Sonic's body before getting on the apron and climbing the corner. Once on top, Mario stood on the turnbuckle before diving off...
...AND HITS A CHAIR-ASSISTED SUPER MARIO SPLASH ON SONIC!
"OH MY GOD!" Church exclaimed. "MARIO JUST SANDWICHED SONIC WITH THE STEEL CHAIR, COURTESY OF THE SUPER MARIO SPLASH!"
"HAHA, SONIC GETS WHAT HE DESERVES, COURTESY OF THE REDS!" Sarge cheered.
Sonic was absolutely motionless as Mario bounced off Sonic and held his gut in pain. Slowly but surely, Mario got to his feet and after glaring down at the hedgehog, demanded for a mic from ringside and was swiftly given one. Panting a bit, he lifted the mic to his lips as he stared at the downed Sonic...
"1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!" Mario counted, Sonic not moving one bit. "Your winner...and STILL...UCA World Heavyweight Champion...SUPER MARIO! This Sunday, Sonic...you are going to find out why I am the Greatest Champion Ever...In six days, I'm going to DESTROY you! You can guarantee that!"
Mario threw the mic down to the mat as he glared at the prone body of Sonic, walking over to it and placed his foot on the chest of Sonic. He raised his fist into the air, posing in a symbol of victory shouting "GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!"
"Mario has just left Sonic laying tonight!" Church stated. "Mario has sent a MAJOR statement to Sonic for Sunday: He will not let go of his World Title without a fight!"
"And you can bet your ass that Mario will take down Sonic once and for all this Sunday!" Sarge stated. "The almighty Red will show why he is the Greatest Champion ever!"
"This Last Man Standing match is going to be a war if I've ever seen one!" Church stated. "And damn if it isn't personal as hell!"
The camera goes to the Titantron, where we see Force the Fox in his office, leaning against his chair with feet propped against the desk, a satisfied smile on his face. Suddenly, Donut appeared in the office with a mic in hand as he stood in front of the desk opposite of Force.
"Force the Fox, it's me Donut!" Donut said. "I'm here to get your word on something! Tonight has been a crazy night for sure, far from the rainbows and unicorns the world should have! I mean, we've had Yoshi show why he is a monster and take down Knuckles, Starforce punting Fox in the skull, Tifa lay down a big pipebomb, a brutal Hardcore match, the Elrics and Team 2D in a classic, and Mario just take out Sonic! And with this being go-home show, I think we would like to hear what you have to say as we head into Royal Reckoning."
Force remained silent for a few moments until he spoke. "I do have something to say. We are just six days from Royal Reckoning, which is one UCA's Big Four PPVs! We've got a stacked card, one of the best I think we've had in a while, and this PPV sets us on the Path to Final Clash!...But it's more than that. It's also our first PPV on FF Television. Even though we've been around since 1990, we've only recently started showing our shows on this network. So Royal Reckoning is also a chance to show the entire Fiction Wrestling world what UCA is all about. It's a chance to show everyone why UCA is one of the top Fiction Wrestling companies out there! To show everyone that when we do a PPV, we do it in style! So this Sunday...expect unpredictability. Expect chaos. Expect feuds to be ended. Rivalries to be born. Expect shocking returns. Oh My God! moments! Simply put, expect the unexpected! Why?"
Force smirked at Donut, a gleam in his eye. "...Because UCA presents a wrestling experience like no other."
"Force is PUMPED for this Sunday!" Church said. "And who can blame him? ALL OF US are pumped for this Sunday!"
"And with good reason, for Royal Reckoning will be epicness personified in my view!" Sarge stated. "UCA is going to be bringing the house down in six days!"
("My Turn" by Hoobastank)
"We like to thank Hoobastank for 'My Turn,' the official theme song for Royal Reckoning!" Church said. "Definitely a theme song that gets you pumped, and at least it's rock-like too!"
"Got that right! Who will get their turn at greatness in Chicago in just six days?" Sarge questioned. "For we got one hell of a card on our hands."
Shadow the Hedgehog vs Chaos the Hedgehog
"Chicago will witness a battle like no other as Shadow and Chaos collide at Royal Reckoning!" Church said.
"The Ultimate Life Form versus the God of Destruction!" Sarge stated. "That is no doubt a recipe for explosiveness! It won't be just a battle, it will be a goddamn war!"
Cruiserweight Championship Ladder Match: Toad (c) vs Tidus
"Can Tidus take the next step towards greatness when he faces Toad in a Ladder Match with the Cruiserweight Title on the line?" Church asked.
"If the FWAs were any indication, this Ladder Match puts the ball in Tidus' court." Sarge said. "But Toad has proven all the naysayer's wrong for months, and I think he'll do it again Sunday!"
World Tag Team Championship Match: Tails and Knuckles (c) vs Luigi and Yoshi
"Tails and Knuckles defend their Tag Team Titles for the first time against the Mushroom Kingdom's Luigi and Yoshi!" Church stated.
"Tails and Knuckles managed to pull off the impossible just weeks ago when they won the titles." Sarge said. "But Luigi has brought in Yoshi to get them back, and after tonight, Tails and Knuckles may be in big trouble!"
Intercontinental Championship Match: Jason Krueger (c) vs Pit
"It's the ultimate clash of good and evil as Jason Krueger puts his Intercontinental Title on the line against Palutena's faithful servant, Pit." Church said.
"You won't find a better representation of a devil facing an angel." Sarge stated. "Jason tried to destroy Pit emotionally, but it backfired on him! Will that cause Pit to take the gold, or will Jason destroy the angel once and for all?"
Women's Championship Triple Threat Match: Lightning Farron (c) vs Tifa Lockhart vs Princess Peach
"Lightning Farron must defend the Women's Title against the veterans, Tifa and Peach, in a Triple Threat Match!" Church stated.
"This match exemplifies the Rookie Revolution versus the veterans more than any other on the card!" Sarge said. "Lightning wants to take both veterans out of the game, but Tifa and Peach will do all they can to rip the title from the Revolution."
World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match: Super Mario (c) vs Sonic the Hedgehog
"Oh boy, is this one going to be a war! It's a rivalry renewed as Mario defends the World Title against arch-rival Sonic in a Last Man Standing Match!" Church said.
"This match has gotten as personal as you think it can get!" Sarge said. "From insulting one's girlfriend to fighting in vicious brawls, these two want to murder each other! It's going to be brutal in the match where only one can be left standing, and that one may just be Mario!"
30-Man UCA Royal Rumble Match
"And I am excited for this! It's our main event of that night, the Royal Rumble Match, with the winner guaranteed to headline Final Clash!" Church said.
"30 men will enter, but only one can gain that coveted World Title shot!" Sarge said. "Red, Senji, Scourge, Crash, Bowser, Naruto, Ben, Cage, Sly, Starforce, all of them and more will fight for the opportunity of a lifetime! Who will be the one to put their name in the history books?
"This is no doubt about a card worthy of one of our biggest PPVs, Royal Reckoning!" Church said. "Who knows what the hell will take place once we get there?!"
"I can give you most of the answers, dirty Blue, but then that would spoil the PPV!" Sarge said. "You're just going to have to wait six more days to find out!"
"But we're not done yet for the night..." Church said. "We got one more thing to go..."
The camera panned to the ring, which now had a pair of wooden, black stools placed inside of it, and the mat of the ring was now a color green with three claw marks on the center of the mat, with the letter "S" also on the center of the mat above the marks. It was a simple set-up, but obviously one that got the point across.
"It's time for the main event segment of the night, The Raging Scourge." Church said. "And unfortunately..."
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)
"...this guy is our host." Church finished.
The crowd gave off near thunderous boos as Scourge came out once the music picked up, wearing his lether jacket and sunglasses. He smirked at the crowd before throwing up his hands in rock signs, and then made his way down the ramp in cocky fashion. He quickly slid into the ring and climbed up the nearest turnbuckle, raising his hands in rock signs once more.
"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the host of The Raging Scourge, "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"
"If you don't know what's going on, this is Scourge's own talk show segment, The Raging Scourge!" Church said. "He announced it's return for tonight last week, and plans on making it the best talk show! As if his ego needs to get any bigger..."
"I am so excited for this segment!" Sarge stated. "Anything Scourge touches turns to gold, and considering the guest, this promises to be AWESOME!"
Scourge was grabbed a mic from one of the stools and he looked out to the crowd, a big smirk on his face as he lifted the mic to his lips. "Man, it's just GREAT to be me lately, isn't it?!" The crowd just booed louder as Scourge chuckled at them. "I mean, everything is just going my way these days! Let's check the list. Me winning matches on Flame three weeks in a row? Check. Me striking up an awesome friendship with Ben Tennyson from CCW? Check. Me having the #30 spot in the Rumble and now GUARANTEED to win it? Check. Heh, seeing that dancing idiot, Disco Kid from CCW get DESTROYED by Chaos the Hedgehog on the CCW/UWE Supershow? Check. Everything is just playing out for the "King of the World." And rightfully so, as no one else deserves to have such great things happen to him. And with Disco Kid getting mauled by Chaos on the CCW/UWE Supershow, we no longer have to deal with his crap talk show, the Disco Ball! And now you all get to be treated to real talk show. To a real segment that doesn't need flashy crap or stuff from the 70s to be even remotely cool. A talk show that gives more meaning to ten minutes of your life than you can give to your whole life! That's right people, this...is...The Raging Scourge! And for this special pre-Royal Rumble edition of the best talk show ever, I decided to go all out, and bring in the PERFECT guest tonight! Ladies and gentleman, please welcome...your little hero...the so-called face of UCA...the eight-time World Champion..the Pokemon Master, Red!"
The crowd cheered loudly as Scourge gestured for Red to come on out...
("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Red came out onto the stage, a wary look on his face as he stared at Scourge from the stage, the hedgehog giving off his usual cocky smirk at Red. Shaking his head, the Pokemon Master made his way down the ramp before getting on the apron and entering the ring, his eyes never leaving Scourge.
"The Pokemon Master is here for the Raging Scourge, but it seems he doesn't exactly want to be here." Church said. "Can't blame him. Scourge isn't the most pleasant person to be around."
"Red should be HONORED to be a part of the greatest talk show ever!" Sarge stated. "Not many people get this opportunity!"
"Hey there, Red." Scourge chuckled. "Long time, no see. How great does it feel to be a special guest of the best talk show ever created?"
Red picked up the second mic from a stool and spoke into it. "Let's just get this over with, Scourge. I rather not be here any longer than I have to, considering how you are."
Red sat in his stool as Scourge scoffed and spoke. "Touchy, are we? Alright we'll get straight into this thing if you want." Scourge sat in his stool beside Red's. "Now then, let The Raging Scourge began. Red, you got some things going on as we head into Royal Reckoning in six days. One such thing that you've made sure to let everyone is your goal of becoming a ten-time World Champion in UCA! That's a pretty lofty goal right there that you've set for yourself. Now why would you make such a goal for yourself when you've managed to do about everything in the business? Hell..." Scourge smirked arrogantly. "...what makes you think you can even achieve this? Because quite frankly, I don't think you got a chance in hell of pulling it off!"
The crowd booed at Scourge's words as Red just stared at Scourge with an unreadable expression on his face. "Of course you wouldn't think I could do it. You hate my guts, Scourge, just like I hate yours." The crowd lightly cheered as Scourge frowned. "I made this goal for myself because like you said, I've accomplished everything else in this business. First UCA Hardcore Champion, lasted the longest in Rumble history, first Grand Slam Champion and Undisputed World Champion in UCA, I've done it all. Reaching the number ten in World Title reigns is the last thing I have yet to accomplish, and once I do get to there, it will put me in a group of elite names that have pulled this off. Ric Flair, Triple H, Edge, Mario, Charlie Araya, those names and a few more accomplished this feat, and I want to put myself among them before I decide to retire." The crowd booed at the prospect but Red raised a hand to them. "I know that will be a tough day people, but it will happen one day. But I plan on becoming a ten-time World Champion before that happens. I know I can pull this off, because why? Well, I've already reached eight reigns. If I can reach that, then I can damn sure reach ten. People like you Scourge have been telling me I have had no chance of pulling things off when I first came in to UCA. Some people never thought I would win a World Title at all. When I did, they said I wouldn't become champion again once I lost it. When I did, they didn't I would become a 4-time World Champion. And then I did. And I kept proving them wrong over and over until I became an eight-time World Champion, no one even THOUGHT I would come close to! I've managed to come this far, Scourge, I might as well go the whole way, whether you like it or not!"
The crowd was cheering loudly as Scourge frowned at Red, the crowd chanting "Ten-Time! Ten-Time! Ten-Time!"After a few seconds, Scourge just chuckled before speaking out.
"Nice little speech, Red." Scourge said. "Very heartwarming and inspiring. I'm sure you think you can reach your little goal, no problem. But let's face it, you won't be able to gain even another World Title ever again!" The crowd booed at those words. "Oh yeah people, it's true. Boo all you want, but it won't change the facts. I mean, when was the last time you even HELD the World Title, Red? It was so long ago, I can't even remember...oh yeah, it was Final Clash 2010, the night where you got your ass beaten by Takuya, Digital-style! It's been nearly 2 years since you held the World Title! That's longer than even John Cena has gone without the WWE Title, and that's saying something! You've had chances, and you blew them! Face it Red, you just don't got it anymore! You got to realize that your little 'ten-time World Champion' dream...is nothing but a pipe dream."
The crowd was booing like hell as Red tapped the mic against his hand before speaking. "You got a point, Scourge...I haven't held the World Title for a long time. I have had several chances and failed. So on the surface, it may LOOK like I don't got it anymore...but that's not the case, Scourge. No, it's not. See, I may not have held the World Title for so long, but I don't mind that too much. Because I know I can't stay in the title picture 24/7. I know that after I had my chances, people like Takuya, Pit, Sly, and Crash would step up and take my place in the title picture. It's simple as that. I may have failed at my chances, but I have never let that deter me! Why? Because if you recall, Sailor Mars spent a six-year drought without the Women's Title before finally winning it again at Final Clash 2004. You remember when Jecht won his third World Title five years after his last one in 2004? Or perhaps you recall Sonic going ten years in UCA without winning a World Title after winning his first one, before finally pulling it off in 2002? I may not have held the World Title in awhile, but no matter my failures, I have all the confidence that one day, I will once again be World Heavyweight Champion, and achieve my final goal! And that begins this Sunday, when I win the UCA Royal Rumble for a record third time!"
Scourge shook his head as the crowd cheered. "Yeah, sure you will...that will only have a SLIM chance of happening if you don't run into a cetain Rival of yours." Scourge stated. "Let's go back a few months. Survival Games, you and Mario for the World Title in the main event! You two were beating the crap out of each other, and the ref got knocked down! You managed to fight off the Mushroom Kingdom and seemed like you would be the one to stop Mario...until your Pokemon Rival, Blue, comes in and knocks you the fuck out with a steel chair! And then WAM! The Shell Shock DDT on the steel chair, and it was only academic for Mario then. 1-2-3! You fail...again! Blue upstaged you and Mario adds your name to the list of people he's beaten! What an embarrassing night! And what an absolute shame it would be if Blue were to pick Royal Reckoning as the night he upstages you and screws you over once again!" Scourge says that last sentence in a condescending tone, earning ire from Red. "Heh, even if you somehow got something left in that tank of yours, Blue may make sure you DON'T come close to winning the Rumble."
"You don't think I know that?" Red narrowed his eyes. "I damn well EXPECT Blue to show at Royal Reckoning during the Rumble Match! Ever since Survival Games, no one has seen that bastard anywhere! He hasn't shown up on Flame, PPV, hell he hasn't even spoken on Fiction Wrestling Twitter! Completely vanishing! But I expect him to return this Sunday, and you know why? Because I know Blue, and I know that he can't RESIST the chance of main-eventing Final Clash! He can't resist the possibility of winning the Rumble a second time, and becoming World Champion again! I know he can't resist that, so I know he will show up! And I will DAMN SURE be ready for him when he does! I got a VERY good feeling as to why he did what he did at Survival Games, but when he shows up, I'm going to kick his ass to kingdom come and get some payback before winning the Rumble! I've kicked his ass before, I can do it again!"
"Even if you DO get past Blue if he shows up, you'll NEVER get past me!" Scourge stated, pointing his thumb towards himself. "May I remind you that I beat your ass at THREE consecutive PPVs with the World Title on the line in 2007, the ONLY person who has ever been able to do so? If you weren't able to beat me then, you sure as hell can't get past me now! Especially when I got the #30 spot in my back pocket! I got the best number in the Rumble, and combine that with my unrivaled smarts, and the fact I won a Rumble before, and what are you going to do to stop me from winning the Rumble a second time? NOTHING! You are just there to occupy space until I enter the match, Spear you in two, and throw your worthless ass over the top, and crush your dreams of being a ten-time World Champ! I'M THE TOP DOG IN UCA NOW! Not you! No one cares about you, and as the King of the World, I rule UCA on my deserving throne and will prove it Sunday when I win! I am the best in UCA, and you can't stop me!"
The crowd was pouring hatred on Scourge as they chanted "Scourge Sucks! Scourge Sucks!" with Red staring down the hedgehog for a few moments before speaking. "I cannot deny...you DID beat me three times in a row in 2007! One or two of those wins were even clean, and I give you credit on that! You proved that you can back up your words...but that was then and this is now. And things have changed since then. I've gotten more experience, more refined, and wiser since that year, and that has made me even better! You can tout your victories over me all you want, that's great for you, but let me tell you, those past victories won't do SHIT in helping you take me down this Sunday!You say no one cares about me? I beg to differ! These people care about, don't you?!" The crowd exploded and chanted "Red! Red! Red!" "Yeah, they care about me, so I find what you said invalid! You are a tricky bastard, Scourge, but if we do face off this Sunday, I'm going to be sure to hit you with a Poke-Flow, and throw you over the top rope, so we can SAVED from having to deal with you having your ego even more inflated!" The crowd exploded as Scourge growled. "The No. 30 spot is an advantage, but it is NOT a guarantee to win! Only once has it ever given anyone victory, and that was in 1998 with Wolfgang! So as far as I'm concerned, you are not guaranteed anything this Sunday! Now I don't care if I have to go through you, Blue, Bowser, Jason, Shadow, or even the freakin' Slender Man! I will go through anyone to win the Rumble once more, headline Final Clash, and become World Champion once more! I WILL BE A TEN-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, AND I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STOP ME SCOURGE!"
Red was standing as he shouted those words, causing Scourge to growl as he stood up to face off with Red. "You think that, don't you Red? Think that you will just walk out the winner?! BULLSHIT! Your not going to get jack when Royal Reckoning is over! You're going to be in the back, disappointed as hell, forced to watch me win the Rumble, and admit to everyone that I am the 'King of the World.' I hope to God you last long enough for when I enter the match, because if you do, I'm going to make sure you don't get just one Spear, you get about three Spears before your ass is eliminated! Things are over for you Red, and soon enough, everyone will soon realize why I am the greatest when I win the Royal Rumble for a historic second time!"
("Bat Country" by Nightmare Sevenfold)
The crowd gave out confused boos as Red and Scourge looked at the stage in surprise as Bowser came out on the stage, mic in hand and a scowl.
"Bowser?! What's he doing here?" Church questioned. "He doesn't have anything to do with this!"
"I think in his mind he does!" Sarge stated.
"You two can go and argue all you want, I could care less what kind of crap you spew from your mouths." Bowser said as he walked down the ramp. "But you two need to realize that NEITHER of you are going to win the Rumble! I AM GOING TO WIN! You may have stolen that No. 30 spot from under my nose, you damn rodent, but that won't change the result in the end! I WILL WIN!" The crowd booed and Bowser scowled at them. "It's going to happen you idiots, so you better shut up and like it! I got the size, the power, the strength, I got everything you need to win this match!" Bowser climbed up the steps and entered the ring. "A big man may have never won the UCA Royal Rumble, but that's going to chance in six days! I will get the World Title shot I deserve dammit, and I will gladly go through you Red, you Scourge, and 27 others to get it! THE RUMBLE IS MINE DAMMIT!"
"Bowser, you may have an advantage with your size and whatnot, but you will suffer the dreaded "Big Man Curse" this Sunday." Red stated. "Big Show has a size advantage being 500 lbs., but he's come shy of winning the WWE Royal Rumble so many times. Kane has been in 14 Royal Rumbles, yet he's failed to win every one. Big Brother of Animated is a monster...but he has failed to win the Rumble despite that. Big men just don't win the Rumble anymore Bowser, and though you will likely put in a good performance...you just will fall short."
"Yeah, Bowser, even if you had the No. 30 spot, you would have botched it big time!" Scourge stated. "Your size is actually a DISADVANTAGE! You ain't going to win the Rumble at all, because I am going to be the victor over 29 other men!"
"As if, I'll Bowser Bomb your ass over the top if I have to!" Bowser shouted.
("Bring It" by Trapt)
The crowd gave out loud cheers as the three saw Senji come out on the stage, Hardcore Title in one hand a mic in the other.
"Senji?!" Church said. "Looks like he wants to join the party!"
"Heh, I just couldn't resist coming out here after seeing what was unfolding." Senji chuckled as he walked down the ramp. "Now, I know all three of you have big plans. Scourge wants to feed his ego, Bowser wants to show being a big man is actually a good thing, and Red wants to be a ten-time World Champion! Well, sorry to burst all your little bubbles, but the Royal Rumble ain't going to be going to an evil Sonic rip-off, an overrated, overgrown turtle, or even the face of UCA that I took to the limit last week. No, the Royal Rumble is going to the 'Crow' of UCA, everyone's favorite Deadman, Senji Kiyomasa!" Senji entered the ring and smirked at three. "I'm a house of fire right now, my stock is rising through the roof! I defended my title twice in the span of one month, and I had a classic with Red over there! And soon I'm going to be adding another piece of gold to my collection...the World Heavyweight Title at Final Clash...Dead-Center."
"Dead-Center, my ass!" Bowser exclaimed. "All you can do is beat the crap out of people weapons and do hardcore stuff! You can't do real wrestling! At least I can be hardcore AND wrestle! That title you have I held longer than you ever could hope to! I don't care if you are some rising star, you got a slime to none chance of winning that Rumble this Sunday!"
"At least I got more of chance than you, Mr. 'I-Got-The-Big-Man-Curse.'" Senji chuckled.
"I WILL BREAK THAT DAMN CURSE!" Bowser shouted.
"Senji, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be winning that Rumble for a third time, no matter if you are a future UCA World Champion." Red stated.
"When are you all going to realize that that Royal Rumble is going to me, dammit?!" Scourge said.
("Isolation" by Alter Bridge)
Jason came out to loud boos from the crowd, IC Title over his shoulder and a mic in his hand.
"Now Jason?!" Sarge stated. "Everyone just wants to get in on this!"
"You are ALL dead wrong in your proclamations!" Jason exclaimed. "None of you are going to be the ones to take home the Royal Rumble Match! Oh no, the one who will win the Rumble is the resident insane maniac of this company! I don't care if I am the No. 1 entrant in the match! I don't care if I have to defend my title before the match! I am going to outlast every damn one of you! I'm going to deliver absolute destruction to that dumb little angel, I am going to do what only Red has done: win the Royal Rumble from No. 1!" Jason entered the ring and chuckled insanely. "And trust me, I will do it in GRANDER STYLE! I mean, let's face it, Red's first Rumble victory wasn't even that impressive! I can outdo that no problem! Royal Reckoning is my night, and I will be sure to show you all how dangerous I am when I punch my ticket to Final Clash!"
"You wanna try to put down my historic Rumble victory in 2000?" Red questioned. "Listen, win or lose your title defense, I got a feeling you may just be the Iron Man of this Rumble...but there is now way in hell you are going to be able outdo my performance in 2000! Think you can last over 65 minutes and 33 seconds? Especially after going through a match beforehand...I don't think so! You'll get far...but not far enough!"
"For once I agree with Red!" Scourge stated. "No way in hell are you going to win this Rumble! Why people still consider you a favorite is beyond me?! Must be because their idiots, as usual! If you somehow manage to stay in by the time I enter, you'll be so wiped out it'll be easy pickings to throw you over the top!"
"FUCK ALL OF YOU TO HELL!" Jason shouted. "I'll bulldoze any obstacle in my way if it means becoming the World Heavyweight Champion!"
("One-X" by Three Days Grace)
The crowd cheered as the Sony Saints all appeared on the stage, mics in hand as they walked down the ramp.
"I think you are all forgetting about one little group that's going to be in this thing." Sly said. "It's UCA's resident Sony Saints, baby! And trust me when I say that we are going back to the top! The Saints racked up a win earlier tonight, and I don't think it's going to be a problem for the Saints to rack up a Rumble win either! Just another accolade for one of UCA's all-time greatest groups!"
"You got that right, Sly!" Ratchet smirked. "We may have suffered a serious low a few weeks ago, but we have COMPLETELY turned all that around, and now we are on the ultimate roll! And we are going to capitalize on that momentum come Sunday! Our group has won Tag Team Titles, Hardcore Titles, Cruiserweight Titles, and even World Titles! Our group has done it all expect main event the grandest UCA stage, and trust us when we say, that is going to be a reality when the Sony Saints show up at the Rumble!"
The three entered the ring and Jak spoke. "And we're not going to be petty and argue over who should win. Oh no, we got complete unity here! We know it's every man for ourselves, but we know for a fact that no matter which of three of us it will be, a Sony Saint will be the last one standing in this ring pointing to the Final Clash sign! We are going to OWN this Royal Rumble, and none of you are stopping us on our way back to the top!"
("New Day" by Adelitas Way)
The crowd booed viciously as all eyes were on Starforce Megaman and Johnny Cage who showed up on the ramp, cocky smirks on their faces.
"Ah, look at all these guys, Cage, saying that they are going to win the Rumble." Starforce chuckled. "Too bad most of these guys are absolutely irrelevant, like the Pokemon protagonist we all forgot for Ash, the fat-ass turtle who fails to realize he no longer qualifies for a World Title shot, and three most overrated Playstation characters of all time! It's pathetic! None of you even deserve to win this Royal Rumble! NONE OF YOU! And none of you are going to win! Because this Royal Rumble belongs to the Rookie Revolution!"
"You got that right, Starforce!" Cage chuckled as they entered the ring. "I mean, come on, when will most of these guys learn that they just can't stop the Revolution? We're taking over Fiction Wrestling, we are getting our shots man! You Starforce just took another gaming character out of the scene, and my career is being revived gloriously! This obviously the year of Cage! The year of Starforce! The year of us just being plain awesome! And we're going to kick off this year in grand style by us being the last two in the Royal Rumble! And then, the Revolution wins either way...though it should be me who wins obviously."
"Are you freakin' serious?!" Bowser exclaimed. "Starforce, I can understand the SLIGHT possibility of you making it to the final two. But Cage?! There's no way he's even got even an IDEA of a chance of winning this match! He's a joke! A laughingstock! Comic relief! Even if he's in the Rookie Revolution, he's going to go NOWHERE!"
"As if! With the Revolution, my career will be even greater than Red's!" Cage exclaimed.
"Hey, who wants to be on how long Cage will last in the Royal Rumble?" Senji asked. "I'm betting 10 bucks that he'll last five seconds."
"SHUT UP!" Cage shouted.
("Hero" by Pop Evil)
The crowd gave out loud boos as Ben Tennyson came out, cocky smirk as always and a mic in hand.
"Okay, it's time for the hero of the universe to say his piece." Ben stated. "Now Scourge, you DEFINITELY deserve to win the Royal Rumble! Hell, you are the most likely to win it all no doubt! To say "Fuck You" to all the haters and just shove another accomplishment in their face! But if by some chance, you don't win the Rumble...then the next best thing is yours truly, Ben Tennyson! Your hero that you all love!" Ben entered the ring. "I already got a Money in the Bank Win and a World Title to my name here in UCA, so might as well add Rumble Winner to that list! Bet your asses that either Scourge gets this win...or the hero of UCA wins and reclaims his World Title for all of you!"
"Shut up Ben!" Senji stated. "This isn't CCW! This is UCA, you so-called 'hero,' and this ain't your playground! You haven't done anything in years here, so you ain't starting now!"
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot when I started listening to criminals like you!" Ben retorted. "Your hero is winning this Rumble if it's the last thing I do!"
"Ben, you gout your ass elimianted in a Battle Royal weeks ago." Bowser stated. "You ain't winning, not while I'm around! I'm getting that World Title match!"
"Funny turtle, that's a great joke. But you see, this Rumble is mine and I'm going to rise to the best heights possible." Senji stated.
"Fuck that, you Deadman, I'm going the distance, breaking Red's record, and winning this Rumble no matter what!" Jason stated.
"I understand why you all think you will win, but I ain't going to be stopped now! I'm winning the Rumble for the third time, no matter who stands in my way!" Red exclaimed.
"You are all on MY talk show, dammit, and when you are on my talk show, you need to realize that only can win the Royal Rumble, and that's the King of the World, baby!" Scourge exclaimed.
Eventually, it broke down into a complete argument as everyone in the ring began to argue with one another over who would win the Royal Rumble! This went for several moments until...
("No More Words" by EndeverafteR)
The crowd exploded into loud cheers as everyone looked at the ramp, and saw Crash come out onto the stage and walk down the ramp, a mic in his hand.
"It's Crash and...he's got a mic in his hand?!" Church exclaimed. "Don't tell me...that he's gonna...?"
"Is he gonna talk?!" Sarge questioned. "That can't be possible!...Can it?"
Crash slid into the ring and stared down all the others in the ring who were looking at him. After several moments of staring off with them, Crash slowly brought the mic to his lips. This caused the crowd to stand up in anticipation, and for all the wrestler's eyes to widen. Crash had the mic to his lips...
...AND HIT BEN IN THE HEAD WITH THE MIC! Crash began striking the stunned Tennyson with furious left and rights, and this caused all hell to break loose as everyone began engaigng in a brawl in the ring!
"OH SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "CRASH JUST DECIDED WORDS WERE CHEAP! HE WANTS TO GET THE RUMBLE STARTED EARLY!"
"AND NOW EVERYTHING'S GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL THANKS TO HIM!" Sarge stated.
Crash was hitting left and rights on Ben in the corner, while Bowser was having the three Sony Saints pound on him before pushing them all away! The Revolution members then grabbed Jak and Ratchet and began pounding on them! Senji tackled down Jason to the mat and began punching him like hell until Jason rolled them over and delivered his own punches! Red and Scourge traded vicious punches in the middle of the ring, neither relenting...
...AND MOST OF THE UCA MALE LOCKER ROOM SUDDENLY COMES OUT! They slide into the ring one by one and began to join the insane brawl and began beating the crap out of each other.
"IT'S BREAKING DOWN HERE IN PHILADELPHIA!" Church shouted. "HELL HAS COME DOWN UPON UCA!"
"WHAT WOULD A GO-HOME SHOW FOR ROYAL RECKONING BE WITHOUT A MASSIVE BRAWL?!" Sarge questioned.
Scourge Speared Link in two, but was hit out of nowhere by a Superkick from Red! Jason nailed the Absolute Destruction on Takuya, but was suddenly kicked in the hard by Pit! Pit was suddenly taken with the Honor Among Thieves from Sly! Tom and Jerry hit Ed with the Non-Stop Violence, but then they get Double Chokeslammed by Bowser! Toad and Tidus trade fists with each other and Tidus goes for the Blitz Kick, but Toad ducks and Tids hits Robin, allowing Toad to nail the Toad Swing on him! Tails hits a Roundhouse Kick on Luigi, sending him into an Uranage from Knuckle,s but Yoshi hits them both with clotheslines. Chaos pushes Shadow into the corner and begins delivering rapid fists, but Shadow blocks one and suddenly hits a Facebkreaker Knee Smash! Cage tries to fight against Senji, but gets hit with a Crow Claw instead! Starforce hits the SFKO on him from behind, but then gets the Poke-Flow from Red, who then get taken down by Ben! Crash suddenly leaps off the top onto Ben!
"MY GOD, THIS IS ANARCHY!" Church cried out. "AND THIS IS ONLY A TASTE OF WHAT THE ROYAL RUMBLE IS GOING TO BE LIKE!"
"CHAOS, UNPREDICTABILITY, EXCITEMENT, ANARCHY, VIOLENCE, AND AWESOMENESS!" Sarge shouted. "ALL OF THIS AND MORE AT ROYAL RECKONING!"
"WHO WILL BE THE ONE TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE AND HEADLINE FINAL CLASH?!" Church shouted. "WE'LL SEE YOU ALL SUNDAY! MY GOD THIS IS INSANE!"
The show ends with the massive brawl between the UCA Male Locker Room in the ring, all of them beating the crap out of each other and trying to prove that they will win come Sunday, the crowd going wild and chanting...
"U-C-A! U-C-A! U-C-A! U-C-A! U-C-A!"
Results:
Yoshi w/Luigi def. UCA World Tag Team Champion Knuckles w/Tails
Crash Bandicoot def. Hope the Hedgehog
Fox McCloud def. Starforce Megaman by DQ
Jak and Ratchet def. Sora and Riku
Senji Kioymasa (c) def. Crunch Bandicoot (Retains Hardcore Title)
Kiva Andru def. Mandy, Hinata Hyuuga, and Daisy
Elric Brothers def. Team 2D (Qualify for the Royal Rumble)
Sonic the Hedgehog def. Luigi by DQ
Royal Reckoning Match Card
UCA 30-Man Royal Rumble Match
World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match: Mario (c) vs Sonic
Women's Championship Triple Threat Match: Lightning Farron (c) vs Tifa Lockhart vs Princess Peach
Intercontinental Championship Match: Jason Krueger (c) vs Pit
World Tag Team Championship Match: Tails and Knuckles (c) vs Luigi and Yoshi
Cruiserweight Championship Ladder Match: Toad (c) vs Tidus
Shadow the Hedgehog vs Chaos the Hedgehog
A/N: AND IT IS DONE! THE FINAL CHAPTER BEFORE ROYAL RECKONING! I worked as hard as I could on this, especially the final segment as I wanted to create a big hype for the Royal Rumble Match with the Raging Scourge segment, and I think I accomplished! I worked very hard on the matches as well, especially the Elrics/Team 2D match, as I felt that deserved the highest of quality. I put all my effort into pulling this off, and I'm glad I was able to!
And now...the build-up is over. All that's left now is the PPV, Royal Reckoning! I am so excited to write this PPV, and I hope I can make it an epic PPV! I promise to do my best to live up to the build-up!
As always, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! So please leave a review as they are appreciated big time! So until then, I will see you all for Royal Reckoning!"
