Universal Character Association: Royal Reckoning
The Titantron showed the backstage area, which had Jason Krueger sitting on one of the crate, IC Title over his shoulder and a water bottle in the other, having just watched the UCA Rewind on Red's 2000 Rumble victory. Jason chcukled maniacally before taking a swig from his water bottle, before smirking sinsterly.
"Hehe...Red's historic Royal Rumble victory..." Jason spoke. "The night he shockingly went from #1 to all the way to victory. 65 minutes, 33 seconds...a truly unbelievable time...it's never been done before or again in UCA...until tonight...hehehehe, Red's victory will not compare to mine when I accomplish it! I will do exactly what Red did, and do it in even GRANDER style! I mean, did Red go through a match before winning his Rumble, like I just did?! NO! 65 minutes? I could break that IN MY SLEEP! Red's time is up...and his past victory will be eclipsed by the maniacal maniac known...as Jason Krueger...by a landslide. I mean, I already retained my Intercontinental Title tonight! I can sure as hell do this with ease!"
"Man, you really must be crazy." Jason turned his head to see Senji coming up to him, Hardcore Title in hand. "I mean, you have to be if you honestly think you are going to do all that just like that?! I mean, even I know that winning the Rumble ain't going to be easy, it will be a hell of a challenge! But I certainly will welcome the challenge! And if I could be brutally honest...you got NO CHANCE in hell of winning this! All the the men in wrestling who won the Rumble from #1-Red, Ash, Shawn Michaels, Scorpion, Simon the Digger, Rojo Bat, Chris Benoit-didn't compete in a match beforehand. They were all fresh, as they needed to be to pull such a feat off. You...you already exhausted a lot of energy in your match earlier, and you won't have enough for this. You'll likely have a great performance, hard not to know that...but heh, you'll just fall short...Dead-Center."
"So like you to doubt me, just like everyone else..." Jason chuckled. "You think because of a simple match I had before, that's going to keep me from my victory...well I'm sorry, little Deadman...BUT YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT IT! Hehe, then again, I shouldn't be so surprised you are wrong...after all, hehe, you DID faaaaaaiiilllll to keep your little police friends alive all those years ago...oh how ashamed they must be of you to once again get things wrong..."
Senji's eyes alit with anger. "WHY YOU LITTLE...!" Senji went to make a move on Jason, but stopped when he saw somebody...
...and Starforce Megaman and Johnny Cage walked up beside Jason, staring down Senji who just growled at them.
"So Senji...want to try to hurt Jason here?" Megaman questioned. "Because if you hurt him, then you get US to deal with."
"Yeah, you ain't going to keep this bad dude from the Rumble!" Cage smirked. "So try something, and we'll kick your ass, Rookie Revolution-style!"
"...So this is how you do things?" Senji scoffed. "Too much of a pussy to deal with me on your own and have to have others fight with you to win?"
"I like to call it having an ace in the pocket." Jason smirked.
"You know what, I wouldn't mind kicking all your asses here and now, but that doesn't accomplish anything." Senji stated. "I'll kick all your asses in the Rumble when it counts! I'm going to show you all that your Rookie Revolution talk is nothing but a bunch of crap."
Senji walked away from the trio, who remained in their position until Jason turned to his fellow RR members.
"You didn't have to do that, you know?" Jason stated."I could have taken him on my own."
"Yeah, we know, and we of the UCA branch do tend to deal with our problems on our own, but we make sure to stand united here when we need to." Megaman stated.
"Yeah, and guess what? That so-called Deadman went running for the hills!" Cage exclaimed. "So much for being a badass!"
"Let's hope you can keep that unity in the Rumble match." Lightning said as she came up to them. "This match personifies the every man for himself aspect, and that can override your unity for a second if you see an opportunity too tempting to pass up. So make sure not to lose sight of the goal here."
"Don't worry about us, we'll be sure to dominate the Rumble here." Starforce Megaman smirked. "Just concentrate on retaining your title against those two decrepit hags, Peach and Tifa! Lords know hold the Women's Title will get if one of them gets their hand on it."
"It won't be a problem." Lightning replied, adjusting the title on her shoulder. "Beating those two will be easy since they don't have what it takes anymore. I'm going to put Peach down for not staying away from UCA when she should have, and I'm paying Tifa back for her slanderous words against our great general, Souichi! They are going to pay...at my hands..."
"Go get him girl!" Cage encouraged, patting her on the back. "Give them that strike of pink lightning that they will never, ever recover from!"
Lightning nodded at her fellow RR members before making her way down the halls and towards the ring.
The scene on the Titantron changes to the interview area where we see Tucker with a seemingly happier mood on him as held a mic to his lips.
"Hey guys and gals, it's Tucker here, and FINALLY, I get the RIGHT person to interview, instead of being handed crappy interviews!" Tucker stated. "A person that could only be interviewed by the hot bachelor himself, ME! So without any further ado, please allow me to introduce this sexy piece of ass, Tifa Lockhart!"
Tifa came onto the screen as the crowd could be heard cheering with some audible boos mixed in, the Final Fantasy girl having an annoyed frown on her face. Before Tucker could speak, Tifa grabbed Tucker's hand and pulled this mic to her lips.
"Before we do this, Tucker, let me tell you this..." Tifa stated. "If you make any lewd remark, innuendo, or sexual statements to me...I will knock you the hell out for the rest of the night! You got it?"
Tucker gulped before nodding slowly. "I hear ya..."
"Good, we're clear on that." Tifa nodded. "So let's get this going, shall we?"
"Alright then." Tucker sighed. "Tifa, you are moments away from competing in a Triple Threat Match for the UCA Women's Title, and you are just coming off cutting perhaps one of the best promos of your career, something that can only be described as a 'Pipebomb.' You verbally assaulted the Rookie Revolution, calling out their leader, Souichi, for using the Revolution and its member as just a way to elevate himself to main-event status without all the hard work. What drove you to say all you said that night?"
"I said what I said that night because I had been constantly hearing Souichi and the Revolution trash us veterans day in and day out with so-called 'Pipebombs.'" Tifa said with air quotes. "They disrespect us, they trash all over careers and our skills, they try to make us out at the bad guys. Well I heard enough, and I decided that it was time for the veterans to fight back. That it was time for me to give the Revolution a piece of their own medicine, to make them go through what they make us go through. And that's what I did. I dealt a HUGE verbal blow to the Rookie Revolution, saying everything I felt was the truth. It was a moment that caught the attention of the entire Fiction Wrestling world, and opened eyes to the Rookie Revolution, to what it's really all about: Souchi stroking his own ego, and trying to create a shortcut to the top. That he's just a spoiled brat who didn't get what he wanted, and is now trying to get it through this. I've found that A LOT of people agreed with me, that I made them see things in new lights, and I felt proud. Proud that I showed that we veterans aren't going to simply let these ungrateful, disrespectful people walk all over us. Show them that we will fight back verbally...and physically. I already did the verbal blow to the Revolution...now's it's time to deal the physical blow to them with this match tonight."
"Well Tifa, you got a lot of momentum on your side." Tucker noted. "Your coming off the heels of the mind-shattering promo, and a victory over WWL's Princess Elise at Best in the World. How do you feel about your chances in the Triple Threat?"
"I feel GREAT about my chances here, and why shouldn't I be?" Tifa stated. "I got all the momentum in the world, I got great wrestling experience, I'm still as good as I was years ago, and I got all the drive and determination to do it! Lightning wants to proclaim herself the greatest Women's Champion despite the work of several UCA greats? Peach wants to be a cocky bitch and try to strengthen the Mushroom Kingdom's hold on UCA? Well, I am here to burst BOTH of their bubbles! I am here to take them both down, and bring class and honor back to the UCA Women's Championship! Tonight, I climb the top of the mountain not just for me, but for all the fans who are tired of these two! Tonight, I knock Peach off her damn high horse! Tonight, I teach Lightning about respect! Tonight, I will knock both of them out, and become a SIX-TIME Women's Champion!"
With that Tifa made her way off-screen, and that was when Tucker spoke.
"Hey, after you win that title, you can party with the Tucker all night long!" Tucker said lewdly. "Bow chicka bow-"
Tucker never finished his catchphrase as Tifa suddenly came back on-screen and nailed him with the Premium Heart! Tucker was immediately laid out on the floor as Tifa glared at him with a disgusted frown before making her way down to the ring. Tucker weakly lifted his head up as she left.
"Totally...worth it..." Tucker muttered before falling unconscious.
"Tucker just HAD to get that remark in, and it got him knocked out by Tifa." Church shook his head. "He NEVER learns. On a more important note, Tifa is determined! She is driven! She wants to win here tonight and put a lot of people in their place!"
"Yeah, but I'm afraid that that won't happen tonight!" Sarge said. "Against great Reds such as Lightning and Peach, Tifa will just fall short!"
"There's a reason Tifa is a 5x Women's Champion, Sarge." Church stated. "She's a tremendous wrestler, and she knows what it takes to win these matches! Lightning should be the one worried about what might happen!"
"Even I have to agree with you, this is not looking good for the Women's Champion!" Sarge said.
"Can Lightning survive and keep the gold with the Revolution?" Church asked. "We're about to find out right now."
She's A Killa Queen
She'll Break Your Heart
Tear It Apart
Just To Watch You Scream
She Longs For The Fight
The Blood In The Night
The Killer You Fear In Your Dreams
She's a Killa Queen
("Killa Queen" by Dale Oliver)
The crowd booed viciously as Peach came out with a stoic expression on her face. She looked out to the booing crowd for a few moments before smirking and turning her back to them and raised her arms Laycool-style. She then mader her way down the ramp haughtily, with signs such as "Damsels in Distress Don't Belong Here" and "Peach - Overrated Just Like Mario." Peach entered the ring and quickly climbed the turnbuckle, motioning that the title was coming to her.
"The record seven-time Women's Champion is finally getting the title shot she won at Ragnarok last month." Church said. "But she thought it would be a singles match, but it has now turned into a Triple Threat."
"That stupid Tifa stuck her nose where it didn't belong, and now has hijacked Peach's title match!" Sarge stated. "Peach is so angry about that."
"But if last week was any indication, Peach is determined not to be made into a third wheel!" Church said. "Tifa and Lightning better not get caught up in their personal problems with each other, or Peach may take advantage."
Hold On To Me Love
You Know I Can't Stay Long
All I Wanted To Say Was I Love You And I'm Not Afraid
Can You Hear Me?
Can You Feel Me In Your Arms
Holding My Last Breath
Safe Inside Myself
Are All My Thoughts Of You
Sweet Raptured Light It Ends Here Tonight
("My Last Breath" by Evanescence)
The crowd gave a big mixed reaction, about 75/25 cheer/boo ratio, as Tifa came out onto the stage, decked in her Advent Children attire, a determined expression on her face. She shook her hands a bit before shadow boxing on the stage for a bit before throwing her first forward, pyro going off beside her as she did so. Tifa made her way down the ramp as fans held up signs like "The New Pipebomb Dropper" and "Tifa Can Knock Me Out Anytime." Tifa slid into the ring and ran at the ropes, raising her fist as she did so.
"Tifa has come here tonight with one intention: win the Women's Title and shut the Rookie Revolution up!" Church stated. "Tifa got involved when she took offense to some of Lightning's comments about being the best female wrestler."
"Everything unfortunately snowballed from there, and despite Lightning's efforts, Tifa beat Peach and got herself into this match." Sarge stated. "It was an event that made Lightning's defense even harder!"
"Tifa laid a verbal blow to the Revolution six days ago, and she wants to deal a physical one here tonight by taking the Women's Title from them!" Church said.
Maybe I Want You To Hate Me
So Sick Of Your Point Of View
I Hope You Choke On The Irony
That You're Criticizing Me
When You're The One To Blind To See
The Forest Through The Trees
You're Playing The Saint
Just Playing The Saint
Just Playing The Saint
You Can't Judge Me
("Playing The Saint" by Digital Summer)
The crowd gave a huge mixed reaction as well, about a 70/30 cheer/boo ratio, as Lightning came out onto the stage, Women's Title over her shoulder. She looked out to the crowd for a few moments with an emotionless expression before raising her title high with one hand, turning around and pointing to the RR initials on the back of her jacket. She walked down the ramp as fans held up signs such as "Rookie Revolution Rules" and "Feel the Lightning Strike." Lighting entered the ring, raising her title high into the air as she walked to her corner.
"The Women's Champion is at a distinct disadvantage here tonight!" Church stated. "She has no champion's advantage, and she has a 66% chance of losing her title! She doesn't even have to be involved in the decision!"
"Lightning has shown her great dislike of the situation she's in, but like a real champion, she's accepting it and looking to show why she is the superior female of the three!" Sarge said.
"It will definitely be a tall order, as this will no doubt be Lightning's toughest test to date as champion!" Church stated.
Each women stood in their respective corner as the ring announcer stood in the middle of the ring and soon began to speak.
"Ladies and gentleman, the following is a Triple Threat Match...and it is for the UCA Women's Championship!" The crowd cheered as he spoke those words.
"Introducing the challengers. First, representing and from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 129 lbs. She is the most iconic princess in the history of video games, featured in every Mario game since its inception. She is a record seven-time UCA Women's Champion, and Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach!"
The crowd booed as Peach raised her arms in a haughty manner while wearing an irritating smirk on her face, the crowd chanting "Peach Sucks Balls! Peach Sucks Ball! Peach Sucks Ball!"
"Next, from Edge, weighing in at 133 lbs. She is the original Final Fantasy girl of Fiction Wrestling, featured in the critically acclaimed and best-selling video game Final Fantasy VII. She is a five-time UCA Women's Champion, and the master of the Premium Heart punch, Tifa Lockhart!"
The crowd gave out the same mixed reaction as before, mostly cheers, as Tifa raised both of her fists into the air, eyes flaring with determination.
"And finally from Bodhum, Cocoon, weighing in at 145 lbs. She is the featured protagonist in the latest installment in the main Final Fantasy series, Final Fantasy XIII, the fastest-selling Final Fantasy game ever, and she is the reigning, defending UCA Women's Champion, Lightning Farron!"
The crowd also gave her a mixed reaction as Lightning raised the title over head, the same emotionless expression on her face as she stared down her two challengers. She gave the ref her title who would then proceed to raise the title into the air for all to see.
"There it is, people, the richest prize in the Women's Division, the prize these women are going to fight tooth and nail for!" Church said.
The ref handed the title to ringside and after checking to see if the girls were all ready, rang the bell. As soon as he rang the bell, Lightning slid out of the ring, causing her two opponents to glare at him. Lightning just stared at them emotionlessly and motioned for them to go at if they felt like it. Tifa and Peach glared at the Champ before turning their focus on each other, getting face-to-face with each other. Words and a bit of trash talk was exchanged for a bit until Peach shoved Tifa away hard. Frowning, Tifa immediately responded with a hard right to the face of Peach. Tifa began hitting hard fist s to Peach, backing her up into the corner before grabbing her and whipping her, but Peach reversed and whipped Tifa into the adjacent corner. Peach ran after Tifa, but Tifa caught her with an elbow, backing the princess up. Tifa nailed a clothesline on Peach, and when Peach got back up, she was hit with a Dropkick to the chest from Tifa! Tifa made the cover! 1...2...Lightning slides in and breaks the count with a punch to the face! Tifa got up angrily and glared as Lightning slid out once more and just looked emotionlessly at her.
"Lightning broke up the count and slid back outside the ring!" Church said. "Lightning is letting these two take each other out and make sure she doesn't lose!"
"Smart by Lightning! She's letting them do her work for her while making sure she still wins!" Sarge stated.
Tifa glared at Lightning for a few more moments before picking up Peach, but the Princess suddenly gave her a European Uppercut, staggering Tifa back a bit. Peach grabbed her and tried for a Scoop Slam, but Tifa landed behind her and pushed her into the ropes. Peach bounced off them, and Tifa went for a Roundhouse Kick, but Peach ducked it. Tifa turned around and was kicked in the gut by the Princess, who proceeded to nail a Swinging Neckbreaker on the Final Fantasy girl! Peach covers! 1...2...Lightning again slides in to break up the count! Lightning quickly rolled out of the ring as Peach looked angrily at the champion!
"Again Lightning breaks the count and gets out of dodge!" Church said.
"Lightning is thinking like a true Red, I am so proud!" Sarge stated.
Lightning just gave her same emotionless look as Peach glared at her bit before picking up Tifa, but Tifa suddenly nailed a surprise knee to Peach's gut. Stunned, Peach then took a hard right to the face from Tifa, knocking her back a bit. Tifa went to grab her, but Peach suddenly nailed a right of her own to Tifa. Tifa nailed a right in retaliation and the two began to trade blows in the middle of the ring. Lightning got on the apron and began enjoying the scene before her with a smirk on her face. The two continued to trade blows until they both noticed Lightning on the apron. Lightning's smirk disappeared as the two vets looked at her before Tifa looked at Peach, nodding to Lightning. Peach nodded and they grabbed Lightning by the hair and threw her into the ring!
"Aaaahhh! Did Tifa and Peach just throw Lightning into the ring TOGETHER?!" Sarge questioned.
"If there's one thing these two share, it's a disdain for Lightning, and it's showing here!" Church exclaimed.
Lightning scrambled to her feet, where she was greeted by a shot to the face from Tifa, sending her into a right hand from Peach. Lightning stumbled around into another right from Tifa, and then took a right from Peach, and the two took turns laying hard rights into Lightning. Tifa nailed a particularly hard fist to Lightning's face, and Lightning then took a Dropkick from Peach! Lightning stumbled up to her feet, and took a Bicycle Kick to the jaw from Tifa! The Champ was laid out as the two vets picked Lightning up, placing her in Front Facelocks...
...AND HIT A DOUBLE SUPLEX ON HER! Lightning arched her back as Tifa kicked her out of the ring with a scowl...
...AND PEACH ROLL HER UP FROM BEHIND IN A SCHOOL BOY!
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Tifa kicks out!
"Peach tried to steal one there the moment Lightning was taken care of!" Church said.
"Every woman for herself!" Sarge stated.
Both got back to their feet and Tifa caught Peach with a kick to the gut and placed her in a DDT position, but Peach spun out of it and tried to go for a Clothesline! Tifa ducked it and bounced off the ropes as Peach turned around, and Tifa hit a Flying Shoulder Block on Peach! Tifa bounced off the ropes once more as Peach got back up, and went for a Spinning Wheel Kick! But Peach ducks it! Tifa crashes to the mat, and when she gets to her feet, Peach nails her in the face with a Knee Trembler! Tifa falls to the mat before Peach picks her up and quickly nailed a STO! Peach with the cover!
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Tifa kicks out!
Peach picked up Tifa and nailed a few rights to herface backing her up into the corner before whipping her into the adjacent one. Peach ran at Tifa, but Tifa caught her with her foot to the jaw. Peach staggered back and Tifa ran at her, but Peach caught her with a Reverse Atomic Drop! Tifa held her backside in pain as Peach bounced off the ropes towards Tifa. Peach went for a clothesline, but Tifa lifted her up into the air and nailed a Flapjack! Paech stumbled to her feet holding her face when Tifa hooked her arms from behind...
...AND NAILED A BRIDGING TIGER SUPLEX! THE PIN!
"Nice Tiger Suplex from Tifa, and she's got it bridged for the win!" Church said.
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Lightning pulls Tifa out of the ring by the leg!
"Yes, Lightning saves the match and her title like a Red should!" Sarge stated.
Tifa tried to recover but Lightning grabbed her and threw her hard into the steel steps knocking them over. Lightning glared at the downed Tifa before sliding back into the ring as Peach got back to her feet. Lightning stood up and nailed a Dropkick to the back of Peach's head! Peach fell to the mat holding her head before she stumbled back up, at which point Lightning hooked her up from behind...
...AND PLANTED HER WITH A FULL NELSON FACEBUBSTER!
"And Peach just gets planted on her face by the champion!" Church said.
"Rookie Revolution may be keeping the title here!" Sarge stated.
Lightning covers Peach!
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Peach kicks out!
Lightning frowned at this before deciding to mount Peach and lay down vicious rights to her face shouting "JUST RETIRE ALREADY, YOU OLD HAG!" She delivered a final right to Peach's face before picking her up and placing her against the corner, delivering a few Shoulder Rams to the gut before lifiting Peach onto the top turnbuckle. She tried to climb up there, but Peach suddenly began to nail hard rights to the face, eventually backing Lightning away from the corner. Peach stood on top...
...AND HIT AN OVER CASTLE ON LIGHTNING! Both women were laid out for a few moments before they began to stir and slowly stood up. Lightning rushed at Peach, but Peach executed a Drop Toe Hold on her! Peach quickly transitioned herself...
...AND LOCKED IN A BOSTON CRAB!
"BOSTON CRAB! Peach with the submission on Lightning! Peach going for the tap out!" Church said.
"Oh my, if Lightning taps, this will be a huge blow to the Revolution!" Sarge stated.
Lightning cried out in pain as she clawed at the mat, Lightning pulling back on her legs as hard as she can shouting "Tap out, you stupid bitch! Tap out!" Lightning shook her head in refusal and tried to move to the ropes, but Peach was not moving an inch! She kept the hold in the center and wrenched the hold even harder, causing Lightning to cry out louder in pain! Lightning held her hand up, shaking it wildly...
...TIFA COMES IN AND SPEARS PEACH, BREAKING THE HOLD! Peach was laid out as Tifa hooks the leg!
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Peach kicks out before three!
"My God, where the hell did Tifa come from?!" Church exclaimed.
"I don't know, but how dare she nearly Spear our Princess in two!" Sarge exclaimed.
Tifa picked up Peach and nailed a few knees to her gut before whipping her, but Peach reversed and whipped Tifa into the ropes instead. Peach went for a Back Body Drop on Tifa, but Tifa leaped over her and bounced off the ropes as Peach stood up and turned around. Tifa nailed Peach with a Front Dropkick to the chest, sending her to the mat. Peach tried to get to her feet, but Tifa picked up, lifted her onto her shoulder...
...AND HITS AN EMERALD FLOWSION!
"Beautiful Emerald Flowsion by Tifa, very few I have seen done better!" Church said.
"Well, Peach wishes it wasn't so beautiful..." Sarge mumbled.
Tifa hooks the leg of Peach!
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Lightning comes in and breaks up the count!
Lightning picked up Tifa and tried for a right hand, but Tifa blocked it and began laying in right hands of her own to Lightning, backing her up into the ropes. After a few more shots, Tifa ran at the ropes and bounced off them, running at Lightning...Lightning sidestepped and threw Tifa over the top rope! Tifa landed on the apron though, and nailed Lightning in the face with a punch when she turned around. She grabbed the Champ, and tried for a Suplex on the outside, but Lightning did her best to not get lifted up. After a few tries, Lightning began to hit Tifa in the gut, forcing her to let go and then nailed a hard shot to the gut, bending her over. Lightning grabbed the ropes and launched herself over and them and Tifa...
...grabbed Tifa's head on the way down...
...AND NAILS THE LIGHTNING FLASH ON THE RING APRON!
"HOLY CRAP!" Church exclaimed. "LIGHTNING JUST DRILLED TIFA'S FACE INTO THE APRON!"
"AND IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE IF TIFA'S BEAUTY WASN'T GONE AFTER THAT!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd went "Ooooohhhh as Tifa fell off the apron holding her face in pain. Lightning just glared at Tifa on the ground before moving to the ring...
...when Peach hits a Baseball Slide on Lightning from inside the ring, sending her back-first into the barricade! Lightning slumped to the ground as Paech slid out of the ring and picked Lightning up, slamming her face into the barricade. Not satisfied, Peach slammed her head over and over again into the steel barricade like a rubber ball, until she picked up Lightning, and went to whip her into the post...
...but Lightning reverses and whips Peach instead, sending her face-first into the steel post! Peach falls to the ground laid out while Lightning glares at her before moving to Tifa. She picked the girl up...
...WHEN TIFA SUDDENLY FLAPJACKS HER ACROSS THE BARRICADE!
"Damn, it's warfare here on the outside of the ring!" Church exclaimed.
"Shows how much these three women want this title!" Sarge stated. "They want it bad!"
Lightning fell to the ground holding her chest in pain before being lifted up by Tifa and thrown into the ring. Tifa slid in as well and made the cover on Lightning!
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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT!
Tifa frowned for a second before picking Lightning and nailing a Scoop Slam on the Champ. She then bounced off the ropes and nailed a Leg Drop across Lightning's throat. She picked up Lightning once more and whipped her into the ropes, and when she bounced off them, Tifa lifted her up...
...spun around...
...LIGHTNING GRABS TIFA'S HEAD MID-SPIN AND HITS A DDT ON HER!
"REVERSAL! REVERSAL!" Church exclaimed. "Lightning reversed the Powersoul into a DDT!"
"Ladies and gentleman, that's all she wrote!" Sarge stated.
Tifa fell to the mat in a crumpled heap before being pinned by Lightning!
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TIFA KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"No, that is NOT all she wrote!" Church stated.
Lightning growled at the kickout before standing up and began stomping the living hell out of Tifa before picking her up and placing her in the corner. She lifted Tifa onto the top turnbuckle and nailed a few rights to her face before climbing up there as well. She grabbed Tifa and lifted her until they were both standing on the top face-to-face. She hooked up Tifa...
...Tifa suddenly nailed Lightning in the with a few elbows, forcing her to let go! With Lightning stunned, it was time for Tifa to hook Lightning up...
...AND HITS A ROCK BOTTOM OFF THE TOP ROPE!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "TIFA JUST TOOK A PAGE OUT OF THE ROCK'S BOOK AND NAILED A ROCK BOTTOM OFF THE TOP!"
"OH NO, LIGHTNING JUST GO DESTROYED THERE!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd goes wild as Lightning was laid out and Tifa crawled over to her and hooks the leg!
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LIGHTNING GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!
"Lightning somehow manages to save her title with a foot on the rope!" Church exclaimed.
"YES! Lightning manages to keep the title away from that dirtbag, Tifa!" Sarge cheered.
Tifa looked in disbelief before sighing and stood up, picking up Lightning to her feet. When she did, though. Peach slid in and pushed Lightning into Tifa, knocking her down! Lightning stumbled on her feet until Peach grabs her from behind...
...AND NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX! PEACH BRIDGES IT INTO A PIN!
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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
Lightning rolled out of the ring from the kickout and Peach frowned at her before seeing Tifa get up. Peach stood up and ran at Tifa, but Tifa Drop Toe Holds her into the middle rope! Peach held her chest in pain as she got up, and was turned around by Tifa, kicked in the gut, and lifted up for a Suplex! Peach landed behind Tifa, though, and pushed her into the ropes. Tifa bounced off them, and ducked a clothesline from Peach! Peach turned around...
...AND DUCKS THE PREMIUM HEART FROM TIFA! Tifa stumbled forward before turning back around, and was kicked in the gut by Peach. Peach then set her up for the Peach Blossom (Inverted Overdrive), but Tifa got out of it and pushed the princess away! Peach ran at her, but was lifted onto the shoulders of Tifa in a Fireman's Carry! Peach flailed around in a struggle as Tifa walked around with her on her shoulders...
...LIGHTNING SLIDES IN AND NAILS A REVERSE STO ON TIFA, PEACH FALLING ON TOP OF TIFA AS A RESULT!
"Lightning's back, and she just drove Tifa face-first into the mat!" Church exclaimed.
"And with Peach on her shoulders at the time, the Princess only added more damage as she fell on top of Tifa!" Sarge explained.
Tifa was laid out as Peach rolled away, and Lightning slowly turned Tifa over and made the cover!
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TIFA KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"WHAT?! How the hell does that bitch still fight?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"I don't know, it may be instinct, just like your instinct to continually insult Grif!" Church exclaimed.
Lightning looked stunned before looking angry, growling as she stood up and began to stalk her two foes. She waited for the first one to rise to her feet as the two began to stir, and eventually, it was Peach who rose first! Peach turned around, and was lifted by her legs by Lightning, held upside down behind Lightning for the Lightning Strike...
...PEACH GETS OUT OF IT AND ROLLS LIGHTNING UP IN A SUNSET FLIP PIN!
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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
Both women scrambled to their feet, and Lightning went for a clothesline, but Peach ducked it and Lightning nailed the now standing Tifa instead! Lightning looked surprised for a moment at the downed Tifa, and was knocked down from behind by Peach as a result! Peach picked Lightning up...
...placed her knee behind Lightning's head...grabbed one of her arms...
...AND NAILS THE PEACH BLOSSOM!
"PEACH BLOSSOM CONNECTS!" Church exclaimed. "PEACH FINALLY NAILS HER FINISHER! LIGHTNING MAY BE OUT!"
"Lightning, I am sorry, but I am afraid..." Sarge began.
Lightning fell to the mat completely laid out as Peach hooks the leg with a victorious smirk!
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LIGHTNING ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT AT 2.9999!
"You Just Got...OH MY GOD! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THOUGHT I JUST SAW?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"YOU SURE DID, SARGE!" Church replied. "LIGHTNING SOMEHOW SURVIVES AND SAVES HER TITLE!"
The crowd explodes as Peach looks absolutely shocked before she began to scream out in pure rage! She mounted Lightning and began to throw a volley of unbridled fists at Lightning's face, her frustration overtaking her! She then picked up Lightning and whipped her into the corner, the Champ slumping in there. She then looked at Tifa, picked her up, and whipped her into the corner as well, Tifa crashing into Lightning and standing in front of her. Peach backed up a bit, readied herself, and ran as fast as she could...
...she leaped forward...
...BOTH WOMEN MOVE OUT OF THE CORNER! Peach crashes head-first into the top turnbuckle, and backs out of there a bit dazed before turning around...AND LIGHTNING NAILED AN ENZIGURI TO THE HEAD! Peach stumbled about even more out of it...BEFORE BEING TAKEN DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM TIFA! Peach falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring!
"Peach's anger got the best of her and now she's taking a trip to la-la land!" Church exclaimed.
"Oh Princess, why did you have to get so angry...?" Sarge moaned.
The moment Peach rolled out, Lightning went after Tifa and threw a clothesline, but Tifa ducked it. Lightning bounced off the ropes, and Tifa turned around and went for a Back Body Drop. Lightning leaped over her and rolled her up for a Sunset Flip Pin, but Tifa rolled through herself onto her feet, and swung her leg for Lightning's head! Lightning dodged it, though, and when Tifa spun around with her back turned to Lightning, the Champ shot up and rolled Tifa from behind for a pin!
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TIFA KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
Both women scrambled to their feet, and Lightning rushed at Tifa, but Tifa sidestepped her and threw Lighting into the ropes! Lightning bounced off them back to Tifa...
...AND TIFA HITS HER WITH THE POWERSOUL!
"POWERSOUL CONNECTS!" Church exclaimed. "THIS COULD BE IT!"
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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT AT 2.999!
"NO IT'S NOT DIRTY BLUE! THE REDS STILL LIVE!" Sarge exclaimed.
Tifa got up and stared down at Lightning before going over to the corner and climbed it. Once on top, she waited as Lighting slowly got up to her feet. Once the champion did so, Tifa stood tall and dived off towards Lightning...
...LIGHTNING CATCHES HER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! Tifa falls to the mat and stumbles up holding her gut, but is lifted up by the legs by Lightning, held upside down...
...LIGHTNING HITS THE LIGHTNING STRIKE!
"LIGHTNING STRIKE!" Church exclaimed. "LIGHTNING STRIKE ON TIFA! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER!"
"YES! DREAM COME TRUE! Tifa..." Sarge stated.
Tifa fell down to the mat and Lightning quickly hooked the leg!
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TIFA ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT AT 2.999999!
"You Just Got...WHAT IN THE SWEET SAM HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"TIFA KICKED OUT! TIFA KICKED OUT! TIFA WON'T LET THE REVOLUTION WIN!" Church shouted. "AND LIGHTNING IS IN DISBELIEF!"
Lightning sat up in complete shock as the crowd began to chant "This Is Awesome! This is Awesome!" Lightning pulled at her hair and cried out in complete frustration. She looked at Tifa with complete disdain before picking her up, placing her head between Tifa's legs, lifting her up once more for the Lightning Strike...but Tifa suddenly began to struggle in Lightning's grip...and got out of it! She rolled Lightning up in a Sunset Flip...
...but didn't go for the pin as she stood up, holding Lightning. And in a massive show of strength, lifted Lightning up off the ground and onto her shoulders! Lightning flailed around...
...AND WAS PLANTED WITH A POWERBOMB BY TIFA!
"MY GOD! Tifa with a HUGE Powerbomb after a big-time show of strength!" Church stated.
"NO! Lightning!" Sarge cried out in despair.
Tifa fell down onto Lightning and hooks the leg!
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The crowd booed as Peach threw a right at Tifa, but Tifa blocked it and began hitting a flurry of rights to the face of Peach! After a few moments, Peach suddenly pushed Tifa back-first into the steel post! Tifa groaned in pain as she leaned against it, and Peach ran at her, but Tifa sidestepped, and Peach crashed once more into the steel post, falling down to the ground! Tifa looked at the downed Peach before getting up onto the apron...
...Lightning Dropkicks Tifa in the knee from in the ring, causing Tifa to crash head-first onto the apron! Lightning laid on the mat, panting in exhaustion until she rolled out of the ring! She picked Tifa up, and with all her might threw her back-first into the announce table! Tifa arched her back in pain as Lightning went to the ringside crew! She grabbed a chair and folded it up, the crowd cheering loudly as she stalked Tifa!
"Oh no, Lightning's looking to take Tifa's head off with that chair!" Church said.
"And in a Triple Threa, it's ALL LEGAL!" Sarge stated.
She shouted "GET UP, YOU BITCH!" as Tifa slowly stood up to her feet. Tifa got up and turned around, and Lightning ran at Tifa with the chair raised...
...AND WAS NAILED WITH A BIG BOOT FROM TIFA! Lightning let go of the chair as she fell down and Tifa panted in exhaustion, but was knocked down to the ground by an incoming Peach! Peach quickly grabbed the chair and waited as Lightning stumbled to her feet. Lightning turned around...
...AND GETS A STEEL CHAIR SMASHED ACROSS HER SKULL BY PEACH!
"OH SON OF A BITCH!" Church cursed. "LIGHTNING GETS HER HEAD TAKEN BY THE VERY CHAIR SHE INTRODUCED!"
"If that's not irony, I don't know what is!" Sarge stated.
Lightning fell down to the ground, completely unmoving as Peach glared down at her before turning her attention. She readied the steel chair as Tifa used the announce table to pull herself up to her feet. Peach moved towards her and raised the steel chair high...
...AND TIFA CATCHES HER WITH A POWERSOUL ON THE OUTSIDE!
"POWERSOUL ON THE PADDED CONCRETE!" Church shouted. "THIS IS CARNAGE!"
"ALL THREE WOMEN ARE DOWN!" Sarge exclaimed. "THESE THREE HAVE JUST DESTROYED EACH OTHER FOR WOMEN'S GOLD!"
The three women remained laid out on the outside as the crowd was in a frenzy, all of them completely spent. After a few moments, Tifa slowly stood up to her feet, picking up Peach and throwing her into the ring. Tifa slid in, crawled to Peach, and covered her!
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PEACH KICKS OUT AT 2.9999!
Tifa didn't have enough energy left to even be surprised as she laid on the mat for a few seconds before standing up to her feet. She picked Peach up, lifted her into the air and placed her on the top of the nearest corner. Taking a brief breather, she climbed up there with Peach, and went to lift her onto her shoulders, but Peach began to elbow Tifa in the head, dazing her. Peach got off, and pushed Tifa off the turnbuckle to the mat below. Peach readied herself as Tifa slowly got back to her feet. Peach dived off...
...grabbed Tifa's head in mid-air and spun around...
...TIFA PUSHES HER OFF, AVOIDING THE TORNADO DDT! Peach was surprised, and Tifa spun around for the Premium Heart, but Peach ducked it once more! Tifa turned around, and was kicked in the gut by Peach. Peach grabbed her head for a DDT, but Tifa suddenly lifted Peach onto her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry! Peach flailed around a bit before landing behind Tifa, and clubbing her in the back! She then hooked up Tifa for the second Peach Blossom of the match, but Tifa got out of it and pushed Peach into the ropes! Peach bounced off them...
...AND INTO A PREMIUM HEART FROM TIFA!
"PREMIUM HEART! PREMIUM HEART!" Church shouted. "TIFA JUST KNOCKED OUT PEACH!"
"OH NO, PEACH IS DONE FOR! THE REDS ARE DONE FOR!" Sarge exclaimed.
The crowd exploded as Peach fell down to the mat unmoving and Tifa collapsed to the mat in exhaustion. Several moments passed with neither moving until Tifa began to stir and began to crawl towards Peach. She grabbed Peach...
...LIGHTNING SLIDES IN, GRABS TIFA, AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING! LIGHTNING COVERS PEACH!
"WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!" Church shouted.
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"YES! YES! YES! LIGHTNING RETAINS THE TITLE!" Sarge cheered.
You Think You're So Damn Perfect
Well I Think You're Worthless
I Don't Care What You Think Of Me
I'm Better Than You'll Ever Be
Take A Look Inside The Mirror
Before You Throw Stones At Me
You're Playing The Saint
Just Playing The Saint
Just Playing The Saint
You Can't Judge Me
("Playing The Saint" by Digital Summer)
"Here is your winner...and STILL UCA Women's Champion, Lightning Farron!"
The crowd gave out a huge reaction,a bout 70/30 cheer/boo ratio, as Lightning got off Peach and laid across the mat stomach-first, exhausted out of her mind as the ref held out to her the Women's Title. She snatched it away from the ref and rolled onto her back, holding the title close to her chest. She slowly stood up to her feet and leaned herself against the ropes, raising the title high in the air with one hand. Tifa slowly sat up on the outside and looked at Lightning in the ring, completely in shock.
"What the...What just...Did Lightning...I thought Tifa...WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" Church shouted.
"I'll tell you what your stupid brain couldn't process, dirty Blue!" Sarge stated. "Lightning just came in and threw Tifa out after she hit the Premium Heart, and took the pin herself! INGENIOUS! With that, Lightning keeps the Women's Title and survives the odds for the Reds!"
"Lightning just pulled a Scourge on all of us and stole the win right from under Tifa!" Church stated.
Tifa continued to look at Lightning in the ring in complete disbelief when Lightning looked at her from the ring. Lightning just chuckled at Tifa and raised her title once more and said "The Revolution wins again, you old hag." Lightning then slid out of the ring and backed up the ramp way, holding her title up in proud triumph, Tifa just staring at Lightning with a frown on her face.
"Lightning stole this win, and keeps the title with the Rookie Revolution despite all odds!" Church stated. "And Tifa is not liking how this went down."
"And thanks to this loss, the Mushroom Kingdom is now 0 for 3 here tonight!" Sarge stated. "Mario is DEFINITELY not happy right now!"
"This was an amazing match-up for sure, but considering how it ended, I think things are FAR from over between Tifa and Lightning." Church stated.
The scene goes to the backstage area, where we see Shadow walking down the hallways to the ring, a very intense and focused look on his face. Suddenly, though, Simmons came up to him, holding up a mic and stopping Shadow.
"Um Shadow...well, I...I, uh, know that you are heading towards your match with Chaos, and, um, you don't like to be interrupted. But I think the people would like to hear a few words from you before this. So um...what are your thoughts heading into your match with Chaos?...Please don't kill me!"
Shadow just stared at Simmons with his intense gaze as Simmons fearfully held the mic up to his lips when Shadow suddenly spoke.
"This match of mine with Chaos...I know without a doubt that it will be one of the toughest battles I've ever had. I'm not going to underestimate him or think he's not as strong as he is like Ben and Itachi do. I KNOW how dangerous, how destructive. You only need to look at his careers in both UWE and UCA to know this fact. He's the Omega Champion over in UWE. He's a five-time Hardcore Champion in UCA, the second most reigns with that title. Chaos will be a BIG challenge...but he will be a challenge I will overcome. This problem between us started four weeks ago, and like I said before, Chaos was in the wrong place and the wrong time, and since he's decided to take things to the level that he did from just that, I'm going to show what happens when you mess with the Ultimate Life Form! He thought I made a fool of him then...just wait until he see what I do to him tonight! He'll be made a bigger fool than he ever thought possible! No matter what he throws at me...I WILL put him in his place, that's for damn sure!"
"Chaos has some pretty intense words to say about the match earlier tonight." Simmons stated. "Anything you got to say in response?"
Shadow shook his head in response. "Chaos called me weak...called me soft...he said that because I regret my actions in UWE as The Messiah of Discord and want to do the right thing there...that I explored a new side of myself alongside Hope as D-Hedgeration X...that I am not strong enough anymore. That's not the case. No, I am as strong as I ever was! Just because I have a heart, just because I went degenerate, doesn't mean I've lost any of the strength or power that made me the most badass Sonic character in the eyes of the fans! And Chaos will see that soon! But what really got to me...was him bring up Maria. He stated that I did all I have done recently just to 'please' Maria, and that it made me pathetic...The way he brought up Maria...and what he implied...I can NEVER tolerate! Caring about Maria does NOT make me pathetic! Maria would never want me to be a monster like you, and I know that now with all my heart! You dare make light of Maria, well I'm going to make sure you pay DEARLY for it! You say you are going to drown me in a sea of destruction? Well, I'm going to suffocate you with the power that the Ultimate Life Form possesses, a power that you could on DREAM of having! I don't know if this will settle our problems right now, but tonight, I will make the self-professed 'God of Destruction' bow down to the Ultimate Life Form if it's the last thing I do! And then...you will soon be looking at the FIRST man to win back-to-back UCA Rumbles! Believe it..."
With those words said, Shadow walked away to the ring area, leaving a mystified Simmons behind him.
"Oh man...that was intense!" Church stated. "Shadow is just as fired up as Chaos for this match!"
"This match will definitely be a war between two powerful forces, but my money is on the God of Destruction taking home the win!" Sarge stated.
"We will see, because Shadow is filled with a fire that makes it feel defeat is impossible for him!" Church stated.
"That may feel like the case...but Shadow has no chance against a God!" Sarge proclaimed.
"Well we'll find out as one of the most anticipated matches of the night is about to happen!" Church stated. "The Ultimate Life Form versus The God of Destruction! Who will win? We're about to find out...right now!
I Hear Voices In My Head
They Council Me
They Understand
They Talk To Me
("Voices" by Rev Theory)
The crowd exploded into extremely loud cheers as the lights turned black with red highlights and Shadow came out onto the stage, his expression focused and intense like before. He looked out to the crowd with this expression before making his slow, deliberate walk to the ring. Fans held up signs such as "Shadow, The Ultimate Badass" and "Fear The Black Wind" as Shadow slid into the ring. He climbed up one of the turnbuckles and stared out to the crowd in his intense manner.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Space Colony ARK, weighing in at 231 lbs., "The Ultimate Life Form" Shadow the Hedgehog!"
"Shadow's as ready for this match as I have ever seen him!" Church said. "Shadow is ready to kick the ass of Chaos in a match that promises to very physical!"
"Shadow's a former three-time World Champion in UCA, so there's no denying his skill." Sarge stated. "But he may have bitten off more than he can chew with Chaos here!"
"It was Chaos who started this whole thing you know, but in any case, I know for a fact that win or lose, Shadow will give that god-complex hedgehog a run for his money!"
Shadow got off the turnbuckle and waited for Chaos to appear. After a few moments, the lights suddenly went dark, and the strong chord of a guitar was heard...
Behold The King
The King Of Kings
On Your Knees, Dog
All Hail
Bow Down To The
Bow Down To The King
Bow Down To The
Bow Down To The King
("King of Kings" by Motorhead)
The crowd exploded into loud, explosive cheers as the lights dimmed and a purple highlights decorated the Titantron, a ring of fire appearing on the stage. Suddenly, Chaos slowly rose from the stage in the ring of fire, head bowed down as he wore a tattered and foreboding black trench coat. Once he had complete risen up, Chaos slowly lifted his head up and gave out a loud battle cry, raising his arms up in a god-like fashion as hellfire pyro went off on the sides of the stage! He stepped over the ring of fire and walked down the ramp as fans held up signs like "Itachi's Got NOTHING on Chaos!" and "All Hail The God of Destruction!" Chaos stepped onto the apron and entereed the ring, climbing up one of the corners and motioning for the fans to bow down to him. Shockingly, a lot of the fans actually bowed to Chaos as Chaos raised his arms in a god-like fashion once more!
"And his opponent, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 239 lbs., "The God of Destruction," Chaos the Hedegehog!"
"I can't believe what I am hearing, this crowd is going CRAZY for Chaos!" Church exclaimed in surprise. "Chicago is, for some damn reason, loving Chaos! I've never heard of such support for Chaos before!
"Chicago must be big fans of Chaos' work, they must love just how destructive he is!" Sarge stated. "These guys are smart fans for being like this! Especially now that Chaos has a new theme in UCA! And right now, Chaos is looking to take down Shadow for what he did to him four weeks ago!"
"Chaos and Shadow have had a problem that has escalated and escalated and now it comes to a collision here tonight in a battle that promises to be VERY physical!"
Chaos got off the turnbuckle and took off his trench coat throwing it to the outside. Chaos and Shadow stared each down with great intensity as the ref checked to see if they were ready, and then rang the bell! Chaos and Shadow immediately met in the ring and began trading blows in the ring. The crowd exploded into cheers as the two hedgehogs dealt each other massive fists until Chaos began to get the better of Shadow. He backed Shadow up with fist after fist to the face, but suddenly Shadow caught a fist and began backing Chaos back up with hard rights of his own. Shadow nailed a particularly hard right that sent him into the ropes, and Shadow grabbed him and whipped him into the adjacent ropes! Shadow went for a clothesline as he bounced back, but Chaos ducked it and bounced off the ropes! Shadow turned around and was nailed by a Flying Clothesline from Chaos! Chaos got up just as Shadow did and went for a Big Boot, but Shadow ducked it. Chaos turned around and was nailed in the face with a Jumping High Knee from Shadow! Chaos rolled over to the ropes and stood up against them, and Shadow clotheslined him over them!
"Damn, these two aren't wasting time here!" Church excalimed. "It's hard-hitting, fast-paced warfare from the onset! Just like the wars the Freelancers were part of!"
"And I didn't expect anything less! These two are brutal and vicious in their offense, and put them together: YOU GET INSTANT BRUTALITY!" Sarge exclaimed.
Chaos landed on his feet outside and fell back against the announce table. Chaos groaned in pain as he fully stood up, and Chaos launched himself over the ropes...AND NAILED A CROSSBODY PLANCHA ON CHAOS! Shadow rained down a flurry of fists on the downed Chaos before picking up the hedgehog, grabbing his arm, and whipping him...but Chaos reversed, and whipped him as hard as he could into the barricade back-first! Chaos groaned in pain loduly as he leaned against the barricade, back arched, and Chaos suddenly ran at Shadow, and clotheslined him over it and into the crowd! The fans there were going crazy as Chaos reached over and pulled Shadow up to his feet. He hooked Shadow up...AND SUPLEXED HIM OVER THE BARRICADE AND ONTO THE PADDED CONCRETE!
"Goddamn, Suplex over the barricade to the outside!" Church said. "These guys are going at it harder than Tucker does with trying to pick up girls!"
"And right now, this is every bit the war we expected!" Sarge stated.
Shadow arched his back in pain before being picked up by Chaos and thrown into the ring. Chaos slid back in as Shadow slowly got to his feet. Chaos waited as Shadow stood up fully before bouncing off the ropes, and nailing Shadow with a HUGE clothesline! Chaos covers Shadow! 1...2...Kick out by Shadow! Chaos picked up Shadow and lifted him onto his shoulder, walked to the corner and nailed Snake Eyes on Shadow on the turnbuckle! Chaos ran at and bounce off the ropes as Shadow stumbled about, and got a Big Boot to the face! Chaos bounced off the ropes once more and landed a Leg Drop across Shadow's throat! Chaos with the cover once more! 1...2...Shadow kicks out!
"Complete domination by Chaos here!" Church stated. "Chaos isn't pulling any punches as he looks to destroy Shadow!"
"And to think this is only the beginning of the God's destruction!" Sarge stated. "I am in awe..."
"Dammit Sarge...CHAOS IS NOT A GOD!" Church shouted.
Chaos dragged Shadow to the center of ther ing before turning him over and locking in a Camel Clutch! Shadow grunted in pain as Chaos applied the hold, talking trash as he even laid a few shots to the face of Shadow before pulling back the head even further! Shadow however, refused to give up as Chaos applied the hold, and suddenly got to a foot. Shadow began to stand up to his feet, holding Chaos as if in a piggyback as Chaos still applied the hold. Shadow stood up...
...and fell backwards to the mat, slamming Chaos down! Chaos let go and arched his back as Shadow rolled over to the corner. Shadow stood against it as Chaos stood up as well, and the God ran at Shadow, but the black hedgehog Drop Toe Hold Chaos into the second turnbuckle! Chaos stood up holding his face in pain, but Shadow grabbed his head from behind...
..and nailed a Reverse Headlock Backbreaker across his knee!
"Shadow gets back in the game with that Backbreaker! Can anyone say 'jarred back'?" Church asked.
"Dammit, this was what I was afraid of! That damn Shadow taking control once more!" Sarge stated.
Shadow covers Chaos!
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Shadow picked up Chaos and nailed a few rights to the face, backing him up into the corner before whipping him into the adjacent corner. Shadow ran at Chaos full speed, but Chaos rolled out of the way, Shadow crashing into the corner. Shadow backed out of the corner, holding his chest and Chaos bounced off the ropes and threw a clothesline, but Shadow ducked it. Chaos turned around Shadow kicked him in the gut, hitting a Swinging Neckbreaker on him! Shadow stood up and then stomped on Chaos' gut, forcing him to sit up. Shadow bounced off the ropes and nailed a boot right to the mush of Chaos! Shadow drops for the cover!
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"Shadow's got complete control here!" Church stated. "He's really got the so-called God reeling here!"
"But it won't last long! You can't keep a God down for long!" Sarge stated.
"HE'S NOT A GOD, DUMBASS!" Church exclaimed.
"SAYS YOU!" Sarge replied.
Shadow picked up Chaos to his feet, but Chaos pushed Shadow into the ropes. Shadow bounced off them and nailed a Standing Shoulder Block, knocking Chaos back down. Shadow bounced off the ropes once again, but Chaos rolled onto his stomach and Shadow leaped over him. Chaos stood up as Shadow bounced off the ropes again, and Chaos lifted him into a Fireman's Carry! The crowd popped as Chaos tried for his finisher, but Shadow landed behind him and pushed him into the ropes! Chaos bounced off them and Chaos went for the Chaos Blast, but Chaos ducked it! Shadow turned around and was grabbed by Chaos, bent backwards...
...CHAOS HITS A SWINGING REVERSE STO!
"YES! Told you that Chaos would be back in control!" Sarge bragged.
"Unfortunately, yeah, and and Shadow got spiked HARD on his head!" Chuch said. "Hope he doesn't end up like Caboose!"
Chaos quickly covers Shadow!
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Chaos picks up Shadow and places him in the corner, hitting consecutive Shoulder Rams into the gut of Shadow! After the fifth one, Chaos backed up a bit before running forward for the final Shoulder Ram, but Shadow caught him with a knee to the face! Chaos backed up holding his face, and Shadow ran at Chaos...
..and Chaos hits a Back Body Drop on Shadow! Shadow arched his back in pain before being picked up Chaos and lifted onto his shoulders once more for the Ragnarok! Chaos was about to spin him off for it, but Shadow suddenly began to elbow him in the side of the head. Shadow landed in front of Chaos, grabbed him by the head...
...AND PLANTS HIM WITH AN IMPALER DDT!
"And Chaos gets impaled with a DDT for his damn troubles!" Church stated.
"Oh dammit, this Shadow is proving than I thought!" Sarge said!
Shadow hooks the leg!
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Shadow picked up Chaos, dragged him over to the corner and slammed his head against the turnbuckle hard! Chaos slumped against the corner, and Shadow adjusted him accordingly before climbing up to the second ropes and began delivering consecutive punches to the skull! 1...2...3...4...5...6...
...CHAOS SUDDENLY WALKS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH SHADOW ON HIS SHOULDERS! The crowd stood on its feet as Shadow flailed around helplessly, and Chaos lifted Shadow even higher...
...Shadow got out of it and landed behind Chaos! Shadow suddenly nailed a Neckbreaker Slam on Chaos! Chaos held his neck until he brought up to his knees by Shadow. Nailing a few rights to his face, Shadow backed up to the ropes, bounced off them...
...AND CHAOS SHOT UP AND NAILED A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER ON HIM!
"And there's that always jarring Double A Spinebuster from Chaos!" Church stated.
"And Shadow didn't even see it coming one bit!" Sarge added.
Chaos hooks the leg of Shadow!
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Chaos frowned a bit until he stood up, picking up Shadow, and placing him in a Front Facelock and lifted him up for a Suplex. Shadow twisted himself mid-lift and landed behind Chaos! He grabbed Chaos' head and plants him with an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker, ala' Randy Orton! Shadow with the cover!
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Shadow picked Chaos up to his feet and nailed a few knees to the gut of Chaos before whipping him into the ropes. Chaos held onto the ropes however and stayed there! Shadow ran at Chaos, but Chaos Back Body Dropped him over the top and to the floor below! Shadow writhes in pain as Chaos looked at him from the outside and gave off a sick smirk. He waited in the ring as Shadow got up on the outside, he ran at the ropes and bounced off them towards Shadow...
...he leaped over the ropes with no hands...
...SHADOW MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CHAOS CRASHES HEAD-FIRST ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
"HOLY CRAP!" Church cursed. "CHAOS MISSED THE DESCENT FROM HELL AND HIS HEAD JUST CRASHED ON OUR TABLE! I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF HE WAS OUT UNTIL NEXT WEEK!"
"AND DAMMIT, THIS GIVES THAT SHADOW THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd exploded as they chanted "Holy Shit!" as Chaos was laid out on the floor unmoving, and Shadow sat on the floor panting a bit. He looked at the announce table for a moment...
...and he stands up and takes off the covering! The crowd cheers as he clears the table and pulls out the TV monitors. He picks up Chaos and places him on the table, and then gets on it himself. Standing tall, Shadow picks Chaos up and places his head between his legs.
"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no! Shadow's going to give Chaos the nightmare of a lifetime here!" Church stated.
"And it's going to be through our announce table!" Sarge stated. "Why is it always our announce table?!"
The crowd was going crazy as Shadow hooked up the arms...
...Shadow went for the Chaos Nightmare...
...CHAOS BACK BODY DROPS SHADOW OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND ONTO THE PADDED CONCRETE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church exclaimed. "Chaos reversed the Chaos Nightmare and Shadow landed on the floor with a SPLAT!"
"How is that scumbag not a complete mess right now?!" Sarge questioned.
The crowd went "Ooohhh" as Shadow writhed and cried out in pain rolling away from the table a bit before arching his back, trying to relieve it. Chaos kneeled down on the table, trying to catch his breath before noticing Shadow on the floor. With an idea in mind, Chaos stood on the table...
...AND DIVED OFF THE TABLE, NAILING AN ELBOW DROP ON SHADOW! Shadow held his chest in immense pain as Chaos got to his knees and grabbed Shadow. He picked him up and threw him into the ring and slide in with him as the ref was at the count of 9! Chaos made the cover on Shadow!
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"I don't believe it!" Church stated. "How the hell is Shadow able to kick out after all the punishment he took?!"
"He's a tough bastard, I'll give him that!" Sarge admitted.
Chaos picked up Shadow and whipped him into the corner and then ran at him, nailing a Corner Clothesline! He pulled Shadow towards him by the arm, lifted him onto the shoulder and nailed a Powerslam on him! Chaos then got on the apron and climbed the corner to the top, stood up there...
...AND NAILED A DIVING LEG DROP ON SHADOW! Chaos with the cover!
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Chaos growled at the kick out before mounting Shadow and landing a barrage of fists to the face of Shadow. Once done, Chaos got off and picked Shadow up to his feet. He held the dazed Shadow up and got into his face, sneering at the disoriented hedgehog. Chaos let go of him and bounced off the ropes to Shadow...
...SHADOW CATCHES HIM WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!
"Shadow pays back Chaos from earlier with a Double A Spinebuster of his own!" Church stated.
"DAMN! This gives the dirty Blues an unfair advantage!" Sarge stated.
Both men remained laid out across the mat as the ref began to count them. At the count of 5, they slowly began to stir and get up. By the count of 9, both men had made it to their feet. Chaos threw a fist at Shadow, but Shadow ducked it. Chaos turned around, and was hit with a clothesline by Shadow. Shadow held his torso as Chaos got back up and nailed the self-proclaimed God with another clothesline! Chaos got back up and tried for a clothesline, but Shadow ducked it once more! Chaos turned around...
...and was hit with a Snap Powerslam on Chaos! Shadow was feeling it as Chaos rolled over to the corner and stood up against it. Shadow grabbed him and whipped him, but Chaos reversed and whipped Shadow into adjacent corner! Chaos ran at him, but Shadow caught him with his foot! Chaos backed up a bit holding his jaw, and Shadow got on the second turnbuckle and dived off...
...AND CHAOS CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR IN HIS ARMS! Chaos growled angrily before in an impressive show of strength lifted him onto his shoulders! He tried to go for the Ragnarok, but Shadow got off and landed behind Chaos! Chaos turned around was kicked in the gut, and Shadow hooked the arms...
...AND HITS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX ON CHAOS!
"Nice Double Underhook Suplex by Shadow!" Church stated. "These two are just going into overdrive right now!"
"Dammit it all to hell with this damn black hedgehog!" Sarge exclaimed.
Shadow hooks the leg of Chaos!
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CHAOS KICKS OUT!
Shadow picked up Chaos and placed him in the nearby corner, and lifted him up to the top turnbuckle. He nailed a hard right to the face before climbing up to the top with Chaos. Shadow grabbed Chaos in a Front Facelock, placed his arm over his head, and stood on the turnbuckle, and lifted him up...
...but Chaos remain rooted to the turnbuckle, refusing to be lifted! Shadow tried a few more times, but Chaos nailed a few fists to the gut of Shadow, forcing him to let go of him! Chaos pushed Shadow off, causing him to crash on the mat! Chaos took a breather before standing on the top, waiting for Shadow to get up. The black hedgehog got up, and Chaos dived off...
...SHADOW CATCHES HIM WITH A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR! Chaos falls to the mat laid out as Shadow lays down a bit before getting up to his feet. He waits for Chaos to get to his feet slowly, and the God does so...Shadow runs and lifts his foot..
...SHADOW HITS THE CHAOS BLAST ON CHAOS!
"CHAOS BLAST CONNECTS!" Church exclaimed. "CHAOS JUST GOT HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF!"
"DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL! A GOD CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS!" Sarge exclaimed.
Shadow drops down for the cover!
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CHAOS KICKS OUT!
"CHAOS LIVES! SOMEHOW CHAOS LIVES!" Church shouted.
Shadow looked surprised at the kick out before frowning and getting up. He backed up into a corner and waited for Chaos to get to his feet, prepping his foot. Chaos got to his knees before slowly standing up...
...Shadow runs towards Chaos...
...CHAOS CATCHES HIM AND HITS A BLACK HOLE SLAM!
"OH DAMN! Black Hole Slam out of nowhere!" Church exclaimed.
"YES! The God shows his power!" Sarge cheered.
Chaos hooks the leg!
"COVER! COVER!" Church exclaimed
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SHADOW KICKS OUT 2.99!
"DAMMIT! Damn that Shadow's toughness!" Sarge cursed.
Chaos growled in frustration before standing up and stomping the living hell out of Shadow! After a multitude of stomps, he picked up Shadow and placed him between his legs! he lifted him up onto his shoulders...
...SHADOW GRABS CHAOS' HEAD AND HITS A DDT ON HIM! Chaos' head bounced off the mat and he rolled onto the apron! Holding his head in pain, Chaos pulled himself up to his feet on the apron, and Shadow stood up as well...
...SHADOW DROPKICKS CHAOS OFF THE APRON! Chaos crashes into the barricade and falls to the ground. Shadow slides out of the ring and stalks Chaos as he stumbles to his feet on the outside. He turns around, and is kicked in the by Shadow...
...Shadow places him between his legs and hooks the arms...
...AND HITS THE CHAOS NIGHTMARE ON THE OUTSIDE!
"AND CHAOS JUST GOT PLANTED ON THE PADDED CONCRETE!" Church exclaimed. "CHAOS WAS DEALT THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF ALL!"
"OH NO, ANYTHING BUT THIS! THE REDS CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS!" Sarge exclaimed.
Chaos was laid out on the outside as Shadow fell across the floor as well, exhausted. Several moments passed as the ref began to count, At the count of 4, Shadow began to stir and slowly got up. He grabbed Chaos, picked him up, and thew him into the ring at the count of 7. Shadow got on the apron, but instead of going for the cover, he climbed up the nearest corner, thinking Chaos needed more damage done. He got on top, stood on top...
...dived off...
...CHAOS GETS THE KNEES UP! SHADOW CRASHES DOWN ON THEM STOMACH-FIRST! Shadow bounced of them and fell to the mat, holding his stomach in immense pain. Both of them remained laid out for a few moments until Chaos managed to get to his feet, and Shadow slowly followed. Shadow turned around, and was lifted onto Chaos' shoulders...
...Chaos spun him off and grabbed his head...
...CHAOS PLANTS HIM WITH THE RAGNAROK!
"RAGNAROK!" Church exclaimed. "CHAOS BRINGS OUT ABOUT RAGANROK TO SHADOW!"
"THE END IS HEER FOR SHADOW! Shadow..." Sarge said.
Shadow bounced off the mat onto this back and Chaos hooks the legs!
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SHADOW ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT AT 2.99999!
"You Just Got...OH MY GOD!" Sarge exclaimed.
"THE END IS NOT HERE! THE END IS NOT HERE FOR SHADOW!" Church shouted.
Chaos sat up in complete shock before standing up and arguing with the ref, telling him that it was a 3! However, the ref maintained it was just a very close 2 counts. Chaos pulled at his head quills in pure frustrations before looking down at angrily at Shadow. He stood over Shadow as the black hedgehog grabbed his boots trying to get up. Chaos just shook his head and picked up Shadow, placing him between his legs. With a sick smirk on his face, he hooked up the arms, now in position for the Chaos Nightmare...
...he jumped for it...
...SHADOW BACK BODY DROPS HIM! Shadow fell to his knees in exhaustion as Chaos groaned in pain before slowly getting up to his feet. Chaos stood up and saw Shadow leaning against the corner and ran at him...Shadow moved out of the way! Chaos crashed chest-first into the corner and backed out of it...
...CHAOS BLAST TO THE BACK OF CHAOS' HEAD! Chaos fell to the mat holding his head as Shadow leaned against the ropes. Chaos got to his knees holding his head, but Shadow grabbed him, hooked him up...
...AND HITS THE CHAOS NIGHTMARE!
"CHAOS NIGHTMARE!" Church exclaimed. "SHADOW HITS THE SECOND CHAOS NIGHTMARE OF THE MATCH!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Sarge screamed.
Chaos bounced off the mat onto his back while Shadow fell down from exhaustion. After a few moments, Shadow raised an arm and draped it over Chaos!
"This is it!" Church said. "In the words of Vegeta, this is..."
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CHAOS ROLLS THE SHOULDER OUT AT 2.9999999!
"Mat-MY GOD! CHAOS KICKED OUT! CHAOS KICKED OUT!" Church exclaimed.
"YES! YES! YES!" Sarge cheered. "THE GOD LIVES!"
Shadow was too tired to even be shocked or argue the count. Both men laid on the mat completely spent before Shadow slowly rose from the ground and to his feet. He looked down at Chaos and just shrugged, picking him up and hooking him up once more for the Chaos Nightmare! Chaos went for it, but Chaos spun out of it, kicked Shadow in the gut, and planted him with a Facebreaker DDT! Shadow held his face in pain and was picked up by Chaos...
...Chaos placed him between his legs and hooked him up...lifted him up...
...AND HITS A TIGER DRIVER ON SHADOW!
"DAMN, A TIGER DRIVER ON SHADOW!" Church stated. "DON'T SEE THAT EVERYDAY!"
"SHADOW JUST GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AND NECK BIG-TIME!" Sarge exclaimed.
Chaos keeps the position and has Shadow in a pin!
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SHADOW KICKS OUT AT 2.99999!
Chaos growled in growing frustration as he pounded the mat angrily before picking up Shadow and lifting him into a Fireman's Carry! With a snarl, Chaos spun him off his shoulders...
...Shadow landed on his feet! Shadow grabbed Chaos' head from behind...
...AND HITS A FALLING INVERTED DDT! Shadow with the cover!
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CHAOS KICKS OUT AT 2.99999!
"AND CHAOS KICKS OUT AGAIN!" Church exclaimed. "CAN EITHER OF THESE TWO KEEP THE OTHER DOWN?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Sarge admitted. "I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE!"
Shadow panted heavily as he slowly stood to his feet and backed away from Chaos a bit. He stalked the hedgehog as he slowly stood to his feet, back turned to Shadow. Chaos turned around...
...Shadow ran at him...lifted his foot up...
...CHAOS LIFTS HIM UP BY THE LEGS! FLAPJACK ON THE STEEL POST! The crowd went "Oooohhh" as Shadow's head bounced off the top of the post as he fell back into the ring. Shadow stumbled out of the corner in a daze before being turned around by Chaos, and placed between his legs...
...Chaos lifts him onto his shoulders...
...lifts him even higher...
...AND HITS THE RIDE TO HELL!
"SHADOW WAS JUST SENT ON THE RIDE TO HELL!" Church exclaimed. "SHADOW WAS SENT TO THE DEPTHS OF HADES!"
"And Shadow..." Sarge stated.
Chaos dropped down to the mat, draping an arm over Shadow for the cover!
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge stated.
The King Left None Living
None Able To Tell
The King Took Their Heads
And He Sent Them To Hell
Their Screams Echoed Loud
In The Place Of Their Death
Ripped Open They Died
With Their Final Breath
They Hailed The King
The King of Kings
("King of Kings" by Motorhead)
"Here is your winner, Chaos the Hedgehog!"
The crowd was on its feet with a thunderous ovation, applauding the efforts of both men involved. Chaos slowly pushed himself off Shadow and the mat and groggily stood to his feet. The ref took Chaos' arm and raised it in victory, and Chaos quickly took it away from him. Chaos then raised his arms in a god-like fashion and let out a victorious roar, several fans bowing before him!
"In what was every bit the war we knew it would be, Chaos has pulled off the victory!" Church stated. "It was one of the toughest battles in Chaos' career, but Chaos managed to send Shadow on a Ride to Hell!"
"This has got to be one of, if not THE, biggest win in Chaos' UCA career!" Sage stated. "Chaos has just defeated a former three-time World Champion, and he did it CLEANLY! Chaos has just taken a HUGE step in gaining the respect he deserves!"
Chaos looked down at Shadow who was still laid out and smirked, placing his foot on his chest and raising his fist into the air, signifying his dominance over Shadow. With a final sneer towards Shadow, Chaos exited the ring and walked up the rampway, his arms raised in the god-like manner. Shadow finally came to and looked at the retreating Chaos, a stoic expression on his face.
"Chaos manages to get a definitive victory over Shadow, and one has to wonder how this will affect their Royal Rumble performances!" Church stated.
"Well, no matter what, the God of Destruction proves that he is indeed better than the Ultimate Life Form!" Sarge exclaimed.
"I don't know if this solved their issues permanently, but tonight, Chaos was the better man!" Church said.
The camera went to the Titantron, which showed the locker room of the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi and Yoshi stood with their heads held down in shame, Peach had an ice pack held to her head with sadness in her face, and Mario stood in front of them, World Title in hand and a furious expression on his face.
"ARE...YOU...FUCKING...KIDDING ME?!" Mario shouted. "THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT! The Mushroom Kingdom has been in three matches tonight! And what happened in those matches?!...WE LOST! WE LOST DAMMIT! What was supposed to be a clean sweep for us instead has us being sweeped by others! First, Toad was supposed to take care of that damn Tidus, and put him in his place! He was supposed to keep the Cruiserweight Title with us like he always did! Instead, he gets thrown over 15 feet through a damn ladder! He's so banged up he's in the doctor's office and can't be here! What a load of crap! And you two!" Mario pointed at Luigi and Yoshi, who still held their heads down. "I let Yoshi be your partner, Luigi, because I thought he would make a difference! I actually believed that you knew what you were doing, and could actually make those animals pay for what they did to us! INSTEAD, you get your asses kicked, and Yoshi is actually the person that gets pinned! Can you do anything right without me, Luigi?! You are absolutely incompetent! And you, Peach..." Mario glared at Peach, who averted her gaze from him. "I'm disappointed in you the most. I believed that out of everything, you were the one most likely succeeded! You had the to put that overrated Tifa and brooding Lightning in their places and take home your eighth Women's Title! But what happens?! You get knocked out by Tifa, and then pinned by Lightning! WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH THAT?! You were supposed to win, not get pinned! Because of you, we are now 0 for freakin' 3 tonight! THAT'S CRAP IN MY BOOK!"
"I'm sorry Mario..." Peach muttered. "I did all I could...I did my best..."
"Well your best wasn't good enough!" Mario growled. "And now, the Mushroom Kingdom has been made to look like a joke!"
"All is not lost Mario..." Luigi reminded him. "There's still your World Title Match...You can get us that win and keep the title with us!"
"Well I REALLY have to now, don't I?" Mario exclaimed. "I have to make up for all of your failures! And with you all banned from ringside, I am going to have do it without all of you! Regardless...I am going to retain my World Heavyweight Title and taken down that blue rat, Sonic. One way or the other!"
Mario grabbed a robe from a nearby chair and left the room in an angry huff, ready to kick hedgehog ass.
The scene changed to another locker room backstage, the one for the Sonic Heroes, and Sonic was shown making last minute preparation for his Last Man Standing Match. He tied the last of the laces of his wrestling boots as tightly as he could when he heard someone come in. He turned around, and saw his friends Tails, Knuckles, and Amy in front of him.
"Hey guys, good to see you before my World Title match." Sonic nodded to them. "By the way, congratulations on your defense, Tails and Knuckles! You definitely beat those Mushroom Kingdom lackeys down for good!"
"Thanks Sonic." Knuckles nodded. "We came here to wish you luck in your Last Man Standing match before it happens. We know for sure that it's going to be one hell of a war, and we hope that you won't get TOO banged up out there!"
"Yeah, and we know for sure that tonight, you'll finally be the one who takes down that fat, red plumber once and for all!" Tails grinned. "After all, he can't have his lackeys come bail him out when he's in trouble! I got all the faith in the world that tonight, we'll be looking at a five-time World Champion!"
"Thanks guys, I appreciate it!" Sonic nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment for so long. Ever since that bastard broke my leg. I've been forced to watch him screw over so many people all to keep that title around his waist. I was forced to watch him take away your dreams of being the main champion all so he could stay on top forever! Well, it's time for some SERIOUS payback! Tonight, there's no more running for Mario! Tonight, there's no more hiding for him! Tonight, it's Last Man Standing for the World Heavyweight Title, and no one is coming to save him this time! I am gong to let out every single bit of anger and hatred I have for Mario on that fat, red plumber, and make sure he is so broken and bloody, that he won't be able to stand for the next week! Tonight, here in Chicago, I take away the one thing he cares about more than anything in this world...and that's the UCA World Heavyweight Championship. And dammit, he ain't going to be able to stop me no matter what!"
"Take it to him, Sonikku." Amy said, planting a kiss on Sonic's cheek. "Make sure to give him a few shots for me, okay? I really didn't like those comments he made about me. And Sonic...please be careful."
"Don't worry, I will, Amy." Sonic nodded. "Now if you excuse me, I got to go be the Last Man Standing."
With those words said, Sonic left the locker room and walked down the hallways, determination set on his face as the screen went black for a moment before showing a video...
(Promo Music: "Fight" By Jim Johnston)
Sonic The Hedgehog in his classic days is seen running across the fields of Mobius... When suddenly, a Mushroom flashes across the screen and it changes to Mario defeating Koopas left and right before defeating Bowser.
The screen then fast forwards to Sonic and Mario fighting in certain companies, including WWE: Animated, UWE and as of right now, UCA...
"I, I know your every move
I've heard you every word
I know you well
And I've
Got nothing left to prove
Your threats I find absurd
I am your hell..."
The screen shows Sonic hitting High Speed Spearing Mario through a table on VGWA, giving Sonic the win and the championship. The guitar picks up as the screen shows Mario clocking Sonic across the face with a UWE Signature move of his, The Fire Arm, a High Impact Running Lariat that turns Sonic, inside out! Mario then covers as the hard lyrics are sung...
"Everytime, you think that I'm done
I'll come back stronger (come back stronger)
Everytime, you think that you've got me
I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground!"
"I will not hold back at Royal Reckoning because I plan on finally getting back at Mario for everything he's done to me and my friends! He's going to suffer, he's going to pay for all his wrongdoings here in UCA big-time! Mario, at Royal Reckoning... TIME'S UP! And I will be...the Last...Man...STANDING!" Shouts Sonic in a voice over as he lies in a hospital bed, watching UCA with a frown.
"You say you are going to be the Last Man Standing? HELL NO! You aren't going to beat me at Royal Reckoning! You aren't going to end all I have worked for! I am tired of everyone saying that you are better of me simply because they like you more than me! YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN ME! AND YOU NEVER WILL BE! And at Royal Reckoning, we are finally going to settle the score we have had going on for 20 years! A score that has gone on throughout so many other companies! And trust me when I say...I WILL BE THE VICTOR OF OUR WAR!" Yells Mario in a voice over as he is on the top rope, raising his championship.
High speed highlights begin to play as it shows Sonic using various high flying moves on opponents such as UWE's Sweet Tooth, UCA's Scourge and Mario himself, those highlights end with a quick flash of Sonic setting Mario up for the Sonic Driver...
Slower highlights then play, showing Mario use Technical Masterpieces to defeat foes like Tails, Knuckles and UWE's Sackboy... The highlights end with a quick flash diving onto Sonic with the Super Mario Splash...
"I will fight
'Til there's nothing left
'Til my legs are gone
You won't forget me..."
Sonic's pained scream is heard as Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom flash onto the screen, the highlights showing Sonic's leg being broken by Mario and some surgery shots.
"And I will fight
'Til my final breath
Just to see you fall
I'll make you fear me..."
The crowd is heard cheering over the Promo Music as the screen shows Sonic's return to UCA, costing Mario the UCA Tag Team titles.
"Everytime, you think I'm done
I'll come back stronger (come back stronger)
And everytime, you think that you've got me
I will fight you
And I will put you in the ground!"
The Royal Reckoning logo appears on the screen before the valuable UCA Title flashes into sight... The music ends as the screen pans out, a book is on a table and on the cover, Mario and Sonic are shown glaring at each other... Force then appears on the screen and opens the book, beginning to write a new chapter in the book.
"A new age... A new chapter for Mario and Sonic's rivalry..."
Those are the words that are heard before the screen fades to black.
The crowd waited in silent anticipation for the competitors to appear, ready for the personal war they were about to experience. Suddenly, the sound of a guitar was heard playing in a guitar solo, and lyrics were soon spoken...
All I Ever Wanted
Was Destiny To Be Fulfilled
It Is In My Hands
I Must Not Fail
I Must Not Fail
Even Through The Darkest Days
This Fire Burns, Always
This Fire Burns, Always
("This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage)
The crowd gave out thunderous cheers as the music played, and Sonic suddenly shot out of the stage to the explosion of blue pyro and landed on the stage, ala' Rey Mysterio. Sonic looked out to the crowd with a serious expression on his face before taking a knee onstage, rocking his fists a bit before shouting "IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!" Sonic stood up and threw his fist out and made his way down the ramp as fans held out signs such as "Meet Your New World Champ" and "The Blue Blur Rocks!" Sonic slid into the ring and climbed a corner, raising his arms high with hands outstretched as he looked out to the crowd with a determined expression on his face.
"Sonic has come here for a fight, and he has come here to kick Mario's ass!" Church stated. "For Sonic, this match has been six months in the making! And now that it's here, Sonic looks to inflict the ultimate punishment on Mario!"
"Sonic has constantly been saying "Time's Up" for Mario, but I think he's got it all wrong!" Sarge stated. "Because tonight, 'Time's Up' for this blue abomination when Mario is done with him!"
'"I think you are being delusional, Sarge, as always." Church said. "With the Mushroom Kingdom banned from ringside, it's advantage Sonic in this Last Man Standing Match!"
Sonic got off the turnbuckle and waited in the corner, his determined expression never changing. Moments passed, and a different song from the same band played...
Holy Diver!
You've Been Down Too Long In The Midnight Sea
Oh What's Becoming Of Me?
Ride The Tiger
You Can See His Stripes But You Know He's Clean
Oh Don't You See What I Mean?
Gotta Get Away
Holy Diver!
YEAH!
("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)
The crowd gave out thunderous boos as Mario came out onto the stage, wearing a red and blue robe extravagant robe with the words "Greatest Champion Ever" on the back in gold. With the World Title around his waist, Mario glared at the crowd before glaring at Sonic in the ring. Mario pumped his fists into the air, causing a splendid display of blue and red fireworks to go off around him. Mario walked down the ramp as fans held signs like "Most Overrated Gaming Character EVER!" and "Your Time Is Up, Mario!" Mario walked up the steel steps and entered the ring, and climbed a corner. He unhooked the title from his waist and held it above his head, shouting "GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!"
"Mario is one pissed off red plumber tonight!" Church stated. "With the rest of his stable losing tonight, Mario feels that he must now win tonight to keep the Mushroom Kingdom alive tonight! And he's got to get through Sonic to do so!"
"Mario is the LONGEST-REIGNING UCA World Heavyweight Champion in history, breaking Red's previous record." Sarge stated. "He's held that title for 364 days and counting in this reign, and he looks to continue it after tonight!"
"But Sonic looks to end his reign of terror just shy of 365 days in a cruel twist of irony." Church stated. "Mario has managed to escape with the title time and time again, but tonight, with the Mushroom Kingdom banned from ringside, his title reign is in jeopardy more than ever!"
Mario got off the corner and took off his robe, handing it to the ringside crew for safekeeping before turning to Sonic. The two eternal foes glared at each other as Mario placed his World Title over his shoulder and the ring announcer began the introductions in the ring.
"Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is a Last Man Standing Match...and it is for the UCA World Heavyweight Championship!" The crowd went wild at those words. "The rules are as follows: there are no pinfalls, no submissions, no disqualifications, and no countouts. The only way to win the match is to incapacitate your opponent to the point where they cannot answer the referee's ten-count. The last man standing shall be declared the UCA World Heavyweight Champion!"
"And now, introducing the challenger first, representing the Sonic Heroes, from Station Square, weighing in at 210 lbs., he is the main character in Sega's leading and most famous game franchise, and one of the most iconic gaming mascots of all time. He runs faster than the speed of sound, he is a UCA original, and a four-time UCA World Heavyweight Champion! Give it up, for "The Blue Blur" Sonic the Hedgehog!"
The crowd went wild with cheers as Sonic raised his hands into the air, never taking his eyes off of Mario.
"And his opponent, representing the Mushroom Kingdom, from Brooklyn, New York now residing in Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 235 lbs., he is the lead character in arguably the greatest gaming series in history, and is revered as the one of the most recognizable game characters ever. He is the reigning, defending, and LONGEST-REIGNING UCA World Heavyweight Champion in history, he is Super Mario!"
The crowd booed viciously as Mario walked to the middle of the ring and raised his title high into the air, shouting at Sonic "Greatest Champion Ever, Rodent!" Sonic responded by getting into Mario's face and engaging in a face-to-face staredown as the two talked trash before the ref separated them. Mario took a longing look at his title before kissing it and giving it to the ref, who raised it high into the air for all to see!
"There it is, the most prestigious prize UCA has to offer, our World Heavyweight Championship!" Church stated. "And right now, two legends are about to fight for it in one of the most brutal matches ever created!"
Sonic and Mario walked up to each and were an arm's length away from each each other when the ref checked to see if they were ready. Once he did, he rang the bell to start this match. The crowd was electric as the two rivals exchanged some heated words in the middle of the ring, before Sonic delivered a Haymaker to Mario! The two began trading blows in the ring to start the match off at a frantic pace, and after a few moments of this, Sonic got the upper hand on Mario. He whipped Mario into the corner, and ran at him, but Mario caught him with an elbow. Mario ran at the backed up Sonic, but Sonic hit a Snap Powerslam on him. Mario got to his knees where Sonic kicked Mario in the ribs as hard as he could. Sonic piked up Mario and lifted him up for a Scoop Slam, but Mario landed behind and quickly hit a German Suplex on him. Mario kept hold of Sonic and lifted him back up. Mario tried for another German, but Sonic elbowed him hard, forcing him to let go. Sonic then nailed a Pele' Kick on Mario, sending him into the ropes. Mario bounced off them and into a Dropkick from Sonic!
"Sonic and Mario wasted no time getting right into the thick of things!" Church stated.
"These two have been going at it for twenty years, there's no need to for them to feel each other out!" Sarge proclaimed.
Sonic glared down at Mario as the ref began to count. 1...2...3...4...Mario gets up! But he is immediately taken down by a clothesline from Sonic! Sonic glared down at Mario again before rolling out of the ring to the outside! He grabbed a chair from ringside much to the delight of the crowd and slid back in with it...where he was immediately kicked in the head by an up-and-about Mario! Sonic let go of the chair as Mario stomped the holy hell out of Sonic in a vicious manner. After at least ten stomps, Mario looked at the chair and kicked it out of the ring to loud boos!
"What the hell?!" Church exclaimed. "Mario just kick the steel chair to the outside!"
"Smart by Mario!" Sarge praised. "The great Red wants to keep this a wrestling game, where he will excel at the best!"
Mario picked up Sonic and nailed a few hard rights to the face before whipping him into the corner. Mario then nailed a Corner Clothesline on Sonic, and pulled him in for an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Mario told the ref to count Sonic and he did. 1...2...3...4...Sonic got up! Mario frowned as he grabbed Sonic from behind and locked in a Full Nelson, trying to wear him down! Sonic gritted his teeth as Mario tightened the hold, but after a few seconds, Sonic took a knee and threw Mario off. Mario rolled to his feet, but got a Roundhouse Kick to the skull! Mario fell to the mat as the ref began to count. 1...Sonic slid out of the ring. 2...3...Sonic pulled out a trash can from under the ring. 5...6...Mario got back up as Sonic slid back in with the weapon. Sonic waited as Mario turned around, and lifted up the trash can, running at him...and gets clothesline by Mario! Mario grabs the fallen trash can and throws it outside the ring beside the steel chair!
"And he does it AGAIN!" Church stated. "Mario's trying to keep this match weapon-free!"
"He wants to keep this Last Man Standing Match HIS match!" Sarge stated. "That way, victory is assured!"
Mario picked up Sonic and whipped him as hard as he could into one of the corners. Sonic crashed in it chest-first, and he backed out of it holding his chest in pain. Mario grabbed him from behind...and nailed a Dragon Suplex on him! The crowd booed as the ref began the count! 1...2...3...4...5...Sonic gets back up, but is sent to his knees via a hard kick to the gut from Mario! Mario slapped Sonic's head a few times shouting "You will never be as good as me, rodent! Know your place, you idiot!" Mario picked up Sonic onto his shoulders for the Nintendozer, but Sonic suddenly slid off and landed behind Mario! Mario turned around, and was taken down by Sonic, who rains down a flurry of angry punches on Mario!
"Oh man, Mario's arrogance is coming back to haunt him!" Church stated. "Those slaps to the head just pissed off Sonic big-time!"
"And now he's getting his ass beaten! This is SO not fair!" Sarge stated.
Mario tried his best to cover up but to no avail as Sonic continued to punch Mario until he got off hi. Mario rolled to the ropes and stood up against them, and was clotheslined over them by Sonic! Mario landed on the outside and fell back against the announce table! Sonic got outside, and began to stomp a mudhole in Mario against the table! After eight stomps, Sonic backed up and grabbed the trash can laying nearby, and waited for Mario to get up. Once he did, he slammed the trash can across Mario's skull! Mario was dazed on his feet, so Sonic slammed it across his head AGAIN! Mario falls to his knees, and Sonic places the trash can over Mario's head! Sonic grabs the steel chair lying near him...
...AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE CAN-LADEN SKULL OF MARIO!
"And Mario gets his bell rung big time!" Church stated. "Steel chair to steel trash can to skull!"
"Oh, Mario couldn't keep the weapons out of this, and he pays the price for it!" Sarge despaired.
The ref counts Mario! 1...2...3...4...5...6...Mario gets up! Sonic raises the chair and slams it across the back of Mario! Mario falls to all fours with a cry of pain, and Sonic slams the chair across the back of Mario repeatedly! After the sixth shot, Sonic threw the chair away and picked up Mario, and whipped him into the steps...
...BUT MARIO REVERSES AND WHIPS SONIC INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Sonic crashes LEG-FIRST into them and flies over them!
"Oh damn! Sonic's legs just crashed into the steps, INCLUDING the leg broken by Mario months ago!" Church stated. "The leg Luigi worked on six days ago!"
"Yes, this is the opportunity Mario needs to win!" Sarge proclaimed.
Sonic lied on the mat holding his leg in pain, and Mario saw this and wasted no time in running over to Sonic to take advantage! He began to stomp on the injured leg viciously, and then dropped a few elbows across the leg! After four Elbows Drops, Mario grabbed the leg and hit a Single-Leg DDT on it! Sonic cried out in pain as Mario grabbed the leg once more and slammed it against the steel steps, causing Sonic to cry out in more pain! Mario told the ref to count! 1...2...3...4...
5...
6...
7...
Sonic made it to his feet, though limping, but is brought back down with a Chop Block to the leg by Mario!
"Mario is REALLY taking out that leg of Sonic's!" Church stated. "Mario is trying to finish what he started seven months ago!"
Mario picked up Sonic and threw him into the ring. Mario then grabbed the steel chair on the floor and slid into the ring, where Sonic had managed to get to his feet. Mario wielded the chair and slammed it across the back of Sonic's leg! Sonic dropped back to the mat holding his leg, and Mario began to slam the end of the chair down on the leg several times before slamming it across the leg one final time! The ref counted! 1...2...3...4...
5...
6...
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8...
Sonic gets up at 8.3! Mario growled as he raised the chair high as Sonic turned around...ran at him...AND SONIC CAUGHT HIM WITH A REVERSE ATOMIC DROP! Mario held his lower half in pain as Sonic grabbed the chair he dropped. With a noticeable limp, Sonic stood up, waited for Mario to turn around...
...AND CRACKED THE STEEL CHAIR ACROSS HIS SKULL!
"Aaaaannnndd...there goes some of Mario's brain cells!" Church stated.
"Mario's lights were turned out by the most chickening chair shot I've seen from that damn Blue!" Sarge proclaimed.
Mario fell to the mat in a crumpled heap and the ref counted. 1...2...3...4...
5...
6...
7...
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Mario gets to his feet at 8.43! Sonic gripped his chair tightly as Mario turned around with blood pouring from his head, and Sonic threw the chair at him! It connected with Mario's head hard, sending the plumber backing into the corner in a daze. Sonic backed up in an adjacent corner before running at full speed at Mario...
...Mario moves out of the way and avoids the Dash Attack! Sonic cries out in pain as his legs hit the turnbuckle and falls to the mat holding his injured one! Mario leaned against the roes as Sonic stumbled to his feet, and grabbed Sonic, hooking the arms...
...and hits a Double Underhook Backbreaker!
"That's not going to do any favors to the back!" Church said.
"But it will do wonders for Mario's victory!" Sarge added.
Sonic arched his back in pain as the ref counted! 1...2...3...4...5...
6...
7...
Sonic made it to his feet! The hedgehog stumbled to the ropes and leaned against them, and Mario ran full force at Sonic! Sonic quickly pulled the ropes down, causing Mario to fly over them to the outside near the announce table! Sonic used the ropes to get to his feet and watched as Mario stumbled to his feet. Sonic waited until Mario fully go to his feet, ran at the ropes and bounced off them, dived through the ropes...
...AND HITS A SUICIDE DIVE ON MARIO AGAINST THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
"And Sonic risks it all, bad leg be damned!" Church stated.
"Why does that hedgehog have to fly?! It's so stupid!" Sarge said.
Both men laid on the ground as the ref counted them. 1...2...3...
4...
5...Sonic got to his feet near the announce table.
6...
7...
8...
Mario made it up and leaned against the apron! Sonic shook his head and quickly took the covering off the announce table, clearing it quickly. Once done, Sonic grabbed Mario and lifted him onto his shoulders, went over to the announce table...
...Mario slid off his shoulders and landed behind Sonic! Sonic turned around and was lifted onto Mario's shoulders no! Mario tried for a Nintendozer on the floor, but Sonic elbowed him in the head a few times! Sonic got off and slammed Mario's head against the announce table! With Mario dazed, Sonic got on the apron, waiting there as Mario stood back up fully. He turned around...
...Sonic dived off the apron...
...MARIO CATCHES SONIC IN MID-AIR AND DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "Sonic tried to fly high, but it backfired! Now he's in a million pieces among the remains of our table!"
"Table, we thank you for your service in helping Mario retain his title!" Sarge saluted.
The crowd chanted "Holy Shit!" as Sonic was laid out in the remains, Mario getting up and away from Sonic, leaning against the apron as the ref counted. 1...2...3...4...
5...
6...Sonic began to stir...
7...
8...Sonic grabbed the barricade behind the remains...
9...
SONIC MAKES IT TO HIS FEET!
"GAH! How is that Blue standing?! It's not possible!" Sarge exclaimed. "This is grade A bullshit!"
Mario shared Sarge's sentiments as he cried out in frustration, and ran at Sonic near the barricade...
...AND SONIC BACK BODY DROPS SONIC OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!
"And this Last Man Standing Match just got interactive, people!" Church stated.
Mario was laid out among the fans who were going wild as Sonic panted at ringside, the ref counting! 1...2...3...4...
5...Mario begins to stir...
6...
7...Sonic readies himself...
8...
Mario makes it back to his feet! But Sonic leaps onto the barricade, and dives off, hitting a Flying Clothesline on Mario!
"And Sonic decides to not wait for Mario to get back, and joins him in the crowd!" Church stated.
Mario is dropped as Sonic wastes no time in laying fists and fists upon Mario's face as the fans parted for them before picking him up, and nailing a Suplex on the floor! Mario cried out in pain as Sonic decided that wasn't enough and picked him up, dragged him through the crowd, and rammed him into the wall for the upper stands! Sonic rammed Mario's head into it several times before dragging him back through the crowd and throwing him over the barricade back to ringside. Sonic got on top of the barricade, and Mario got back up and turned around...
...Sonic dives off the barricade and hits a Missile Dropkick on Mario!
"And once again, Mario gets taken down via a high-risk move!" Church stated.
"But that idiotic move also hurt Sonic's leg!" Sarge stated. "He's thinking too much on adrenaline!
Sonic laid on the ground with Mario, holding his hurt leg. The ref counted. 1...2...3...4...
5...Sonic made it to his feet
6...
7...
Mario got to his feet and stumbled over to the ring. Sonic grabbed Mario from behind and threw him into the ring, and quickly made his way to the other side of the ring in front of the ramp. Once there, he looked under the ring, and pulled out...
...a table! The crowd explodes as Sonic sets up the table on the outside of the ring, and once done, slid back in the ring, where Mario was currently slumped against a corner in.
"Oh no, that damn hedgehog has evil intentions in mind!" Sarge cursed.
"After what Mario did to him, I'm not surprised!" Church said.
Sonic went over to Mario and began punching the living daylights out of him, further opening the cut on Mario's head and forcing him to a sitting position in the corner. After about fifteen shots to the skull, Sonic pulled Mario to his feet and onto his shoulders to a big pop! He went over to the ropes and tried to throw Mario over them and through the table on the outside with a Sonic Driver, but Mario hanged onto the ropes and kept himself on Sonic's shoulders! After a few moments of struggling, Mario elbowed Sonic several timesin the head, dazing him. Mario got off Sonic's shoulder, kicked him in the gut...
...AND PLANTED SONIC WITH A DDT! The ref counted Sonic. 1...2...3...
4...Mario slid out of the ring...
5...Mario looked under the ring...
6...
7...
Sonic gets up wobbly at 7.4! At the same time, Mario pulled out a kendo stick from under the ring! Mario slid in the ring and when Sonic turned around, Mario swung the kendo stick across Sonic's gut! Sonic held his stomach in pain, and Mario whacked the stick across the back! Sonic fell to his knees as he arched his back in pain, and Mario slammed the kendo stick across the back again! Sonic fell to the mat on his stomach, and Mario began to slam the kedon stick across Sonic's back over and over again, each shot leaving a welt across Sonic's back! After the seventh shot, Mario backed off and let Sonic slowly get up to his feet. The hedgehog stood up...
...AND MARIO SWUNG THE KENDO STICK OVER SONIC'S SKULL! The kendo stick breaks in half upon impact!
"Damn, Mario swung that cane so hard, it broke in damn two!" Church said.
"Hah, Sonic needed a damn good caning for awhile!" Sarge laughed.
Mario threw the broken kendo stick away as Sonic laid on the mat, now bleeding as well from the head. Before the reg could begin his count, though, Mario grabbed Sonic by the legs and dragged him to the corner. He slid out of the ring, pulled Sonic underneath the turnbuckles, wrapped his legs around the post...
...AND LOCKED IN A FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK AROUND THE STEEL POST!
"OH NO! Figure-Four around the steel post!" Church exclaimed. "This has got to be PURE TORTURE for Sonic's leg! Worse than when Tex cheated on me all those times!"
"And soon enough, Sonic's leg will snap like a little twig!" Sarge stated.
Sonic cried out in immense pain as Mario turned and twisted with the hold still locked in! After several excruciating seconds of this, Mario let go of the hold, letting Sonic roll to the center of the ring holding his leg in agony. Mario told the ref to count and he did. 1...2...3...4...
5...
6...
7...Sonic pushed himself off the mat as hard as he could
8...
9...
SONIC GETS TO HIS FEET! He nearly loses his footing but he manages to stay standing to break the count! Mario is livid as he cries out in frustration before going to the another side of the ring and grabbing the steel chair there. He slid in with it as Sonic leaned against the rope, trying to relieve weight on the leg. With a dangerous look in his eyes, Mario went over and raised the chair...
...he swung it down...
...SONIC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! The chair bounces off the ropes and back into Mario's face! The crowd explodes as Mario lets go of the steel chair and stumbled about the ring out of it. Thinking quickly, Sonic executed a Drop Toe Hold on Mario...
...AND LOCKS IN THE SPEED TRAP!
"SPEED TRAP! MARIO IS CAUGHT IN THE SPEED TRAP!" Church exclaimed.
"OH NO! MARIO GET OUT OF IT!" Sarge proclaimed.
Mario's eyes went wide as Sonic applied the hold, tightening it as hard as he could! Mario clawed at his hands trying to pull them off, but Sonic would not leg! Sonic pulled even tighter on the hold, and after several seconds, Mario began to top out like crazy!
"Mario's tapping like a little bitch, but it doesn't mean a damn thing!" Church stated.
Indeed, Mario kept tapping, but the ref did nothing to stop it! After 30 more seconds, Mario began to fade away and eventually went limp in the hold. Sonic let go of the hold at that point, and slowly made it to his feet, still trying to stay off the leg. The ref made the count! 1...2...
3...
"Mario's out! This could be it!" Church stated!
4...
"Not like this! Not like this!" Sarge exclaimed.
5...
6...Mario began to stir...
7...
8...Mario grabbed hold of the ropes...
9...
MARIO PULLS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AT 9.65! Mario then fell back to his knees a few moments later, but he broke the count!
"Oh man, talk about cutting it close!" Church stated.
"Phew, that was TOO close for comfort!" Sarge sighed in relief.
It was Sonic's turn to be frustrated as he pulled at his quills in anger. Frowning, Sonic rolled out of the ring and looked under it. Finding what he was looking for, he pulled out...
...a ladder! The crowd is going crazy as Sonic slid the ladder into the ring and slid in as well! Sonic picked up the ladder and readied it as Mario pulled himself back up to his feet...
...AND MARIO GETS NAILED IN THE FACE WITH THE LADDER!
"And Mario gets a face full of ladder, courtesy of one pissed off hedgehog!" Church stated.
"And Mario may have lost a few teeth from that!" Sarge cried.
Sonic glared down at the motionless Mario before setting up the ladder near the corner. Once steadied, Sonic grabbed Mario and dragged him to the center of the ring, and then went to the side of the ladder near the corner, and began to climb it. It was gingerly as Sonic still had a bad leg, and he hopped up the rungs one at at time. Eventually, he reached near the top...
...Mario suddenly shoots up to his feet and quickly climbs up the other side of the ladder! He meets Sonic at the top and nails him in the face with a right hand!Though surprised, Sonic retaliated with a right of his own! They began trading haymakers at the top of the ladder, trying to get the upper hand. After several moments, Mario suddenly slammed Sonic's head on the top rung. With him dazed, Mario took hold of him, steadied themselves on the ladder...
...MARIO HITS A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouted. "MARIO JUST NAILED A FUCKIN' SUPERPLEX FROM OVER 15 FEET OFF A LADDER! SONIC'S MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!"
"BUT THAT DID AS MUCH DAMAGE MARIO! MARIO SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO TAKE DOWN SONIC!" Sarge stated.
The crowd was going crazy chanting "Holy Shit!" as the ref checked on both laid out combatants for a moment before counting. 1...2...
3...
4...
5...
"My God, is this going to be a draw?!" Church questioned.
6...
"If it's a draw, Mario retains!" Sarge stated.
7...Both men began to stir...
8...
9...
BOTH MEN MAKE IT TO THEIR FEET AT 9.85! They stagger around, but they manage to stay standing!
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" Church stated. "BOTH GUYS ARE UP AND ABOUT SOMEHOW!"
"I AM IN TOTAL SHOCK RIGHT NOW!" Sarge exclaimed.
Both competitors stumbled about in the ring until their backs bumped into each other, causing both of them to whirl around! Sonic reacted first, lifted Mario onto his shoulders...
...AND HITS THE SONIC DRIVER!
"SONIC DRIVER! SONIC GOT ALL OF IT OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church shouted.
"DAMMIT! SONIC PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST AND NOW MARIO'S DOWN AND OUT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Sonic lays down on the ground in exhaustion near Mario adn the referee began to count. 1...2...
3...
4...Sonic managed to get to his feet.
"Sonic's up! Sonic's up!" Church shouted. "We're going to have ourselves a new champion!"
5...
"I can't believe this! How could a great Red like Mario lose like this?!" Sarge questioned.
6...
7...
8...
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MARIO IS ON HIS FEET AT 9.87!
"HOLY CRAP! MARIO'S STANDING! MARIO'S STANDING!" Church stated. "THIS MATCH CONTINUES!"
"YES! THE REDS STILL LIVE! THANK YOU GOD! THANK YOU!" Sarge stated.
Mario was almost out on his feet, but he somehow kept standing much to the shock of Sonic who groaned in frustration. Mario turned to face Sonic, and was immediately taken down with a clothesline by Sonic! Sonic frowned at Mario before grabbing the nearby ladder, folded it up, and placed it against the corner. He picked up Mario and threw him back-first against the ladder. Sonic laid in a few shots to Mario before backing up to the adjacent corner. Once ready, Sonic ran forward...
...leaped at Mario...
...Mario got off the ladder and caught Sonic mid-air! He held Sonic on his shoulder and walked away from the ladder. Sonic tried to get out of Mario's grip to no avail as Mario reached the other corner and turned around...with a sick smirk on his face...
...he ran as fast as he could towards the ladder...
...MARIO SLAMS SONIC THROUGH THE LADDER!
"OH MY GOD!" Church exclaimed. "SONIC GETS DRILLED THROUGH A DAMN LADDER! SHADES OF THE LADDER MATCH EARLIER!"
"AND LIKE POOR TOAD EARLIER, SONIC AIN'T GETTING BACK UP!"
Mario backed out of the remains of the ladder as Sonic lied among it motionless and stood up, telling the ref to count. 1...2...
3...
4...
"Sonic was put through a damn ladder! How is he even going to get up?!" Church stated.
5...
"He isn't, dirtbag! It's finally over!" Sarge stated
6...
7...Sonic began to stir...
8...Sonic grabbed the ropes...
9...
SONIC PULLS HIMSELF TO THE FEET BEFORE 10! Mario's in disbelief as Sonic uses the ropes to keep on his feet!
"THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!" Sarge exclaimed. "THAT BLUE RODENT SHOULD BE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!"
"SONIC USED THE ROPES!" Church stated. "HE USED THE ROPES HE WAS SO CLOSE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE WRECKAGE AND UP TO HIS FEET!"
Mario cried out in anger before grabbing the chair near the stumbled out of the corner and gets a chair rammed into his gut by Mario! Sonic falls to all fours where Mario slams thee chair across his back! Sonic arched his back in pain as Mario threw the chair down in the center of the ring. He picked up Sonic and lifted him onto his shoulders. He walked over to where the steel chair was...
...Sonic suddenly struggled in Mario's grip...
...Sonic pushes himself off Mario's shoulders...
...AND HITS THE HOMING ATTACK ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
"COUNTER! COUNTER!" Church shouted. "MARIO WAS LIKELY GOING FOR A NINTENDOZE, BUT SONIC TURNED INTO A FREAKIN' HOMING ATTACK! ONTO STEEL NO LESS!"
"DAMMIT! THAT SONIC HAS BEEN WATCHING VIDEOS OF ANIMATED'S TD, HASN'T HE?!" Sarge proclaimed.
The crowd was going crazy as Sonic was laid out across the chair and Sonic slowly got to his feet. The ref counted. 1...2...
3...
4...
5...
"Mario's almost out of it!" Church stated.
6...
"Come on, Mario, get up!" Sarge pleaded.
7...
8...
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MARIO GETS UP AT 9.65! Sonic holds his quills in shock!
"Mario's up! This thing continues despite all odds!" Church stated.
"Oh thank you Mario for proving my doubts wrong!" Sarge stated.
Mario stumbled about a bit before falling back down near the corner. Sonic was now getting frustrated beyond belief as he held his head down and pulled at his quills. He looked at Mario who was trying to get to his feet near the corner, and backed into the adjacent one, crouched down, and egged Mario to get up, chanting "Spear...Spear...Spear..."
"What the...?!" Sarge exclaimed. "What is this?! Why is Sonic ripping off Scourge?!"
"Remember, Scourge is the evil version of Sonic, and right now Sonic has a MASSIVE amount of hatred for Mario!" Church sated. "So that and the brutality of this match is bringing out a bit of Scourge in Sonic! And remember, he's used the Spear in other promotions, so he knows how to do this!"
Sonic continued to chant Spear as Mario slowly made it to his feet. Mario pushed himself off the mat and got up, back turned to Sonic. The hedgehog growled angrily as Mario turned around...
...Sonic ran towards the plumber...
...MARIO LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! MARIO HITS THE NINTENDOZER!
"SPEAR BACKFIRED!" Church exclaimed. "Mario caught him and nailed the Nintendozer!"
"Sonic didn't know what hit him! That's what you get for imitating Scourge!" Sarge stated.
Mario sat up exhausted before getting to his feet. The ref counted. 1...2...3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
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SONIC GETS TO HIS FEET AT 8.9!
"Sonic still lives in this match!" Church stated. "Sonic refuses to die!"
"Well if Sonic was smart, he would quit! Otherwise, Mario will hurt him even more!" Sarge stated.
Sonic panted in great exhaustion before turning around to face Mario...and gets a steel chair to his injured leg! Sonic fell to the mat holding his leg in pain as Mario stood over him with steel chair in hand. Mario gripped the chair and slammed the end across the gut of Sonic several times before dragging him over to the nearest corner. He stomped on Sonic a few times before placing the chair over him. Mario got on the apron and slowly made the climb up the corner. He reached the top turnbuckle, crouched down on it...
...SONIC THROWS THE CHAIR OFF HIM AND INTO THE AIR! It connects with Mario's face HARD, and Mario is out of it on the top turnbuckle...AND LOSES HIS BALANCE! Mario is crotched on the top turnbuckle!
"Chair to the face...and landed on the nuts." Church remarked. "NOT a good day to be Mario!"
The crowd went "Ooooohhhh" as Mario's face contorted in extreme pain on the top turnbuckle. Sonic made it to his feet and began nailing a few rights to the skull of Mario before climbing up to meet Mario. Sonic turned around up there until he was facing the ring, grabbed Mario, and lifted him on his shoulders! The crowd stood on its feet...
...SONIC WITH A TOP-ROPE SONIC DRIVER ON MARIO!
"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "A SONIC DRIVER SUPER-SIZED! MARIO GETS DRILLED TO KINGDOM COME!"
"NO! NO! NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Sarge cried in despair. "HOW COULD MARIO GET SARGE'D?!"
The crowd was going crazy as Sonic pushed himself off the mat and to his feet in exhausting fashion. The ref counted Mario out. 1...2...
3...
4...
"Mario is down and out! There's no way he could get up from that!" Church said.
5...
"This is a nightmare..." Sarge muttered.
6...
7...Mario began to stir...
"Wait a minute! Mario's moving! But can he actually make the count?" Church asked.
8...
9...
MARIO GETS TO HIS FEET AT 9.74! The crowd is in disbelief!
"NO WAY! NO FUCKIN' WAY!" Church exclaimed. "HOW THE HELL DID MARIO GET BACK UP?!"
"I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY!" Sarge exclaimed. "MARIO HAS SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!"
Sonic was in complete shock as Mario stumbled over to the ropes and held onto them to stay standing. Sonic frowned angrily and ran at Mario! he jumped up and grabbed his head from behind for the Sonic Boom (Zig-Zag)! Mario held onto the ropes to stay upright, and Sonic fell to the mat and rolled to his feet! Sonic got back up, but was caught with a Facebreaker Knee Smash from Mario! Mario looked down at the downed Sonic as the ref counted. 1...2...3...Mario rolled out of the ring.
4...Mario looked under the ring...
5...Mario pulled out a table...
6...Sonic gets to a knee as Mario slides in the table...
7...Mario slides into the ring...
Sonic gets to his feet! But Mario grabs the table, and slammed the end of it against Sonic's gut! Sonic fell to his knees holding his stomach and Mario threw the table down across his back! Sonic fell to the mat with the table laid over him, and Mario raised the table and slammed it down on Sonic! Mario repeated the action four times before picking up the table and placing it against one of the corners. Once set up, Mario picked up Sonic and backed him into a corner. Mario whipped Sonic as hard as he could towards the table...
...Sonic stopped himself before reaching the table! Sonic turned to face Mario, and Mario ran at Sonic...
...Sonic leapfrogs over the incoming Mario! Mario stops himself from crashing through the table just an inch away from it! Sighing in relief, Mario turned around...
...AND GETS DASH ATTACKED THROUGH THE TABLE BY SONIC!
"OH MAN!" Church exclaimed. "MARIO GOES THROUGH WOOD! MARIO'S LYING AMONG SPLINTERS THANKS TO SONIC!"
"BUT THAT IDIOT HEDGEHOG HURT HIS OWN LEG AS WELL!" Sarge stated. "WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!"
"HE WAS THINKING 'TAKE OUT MARIO AT ALL COSTS!'" Church replied.
Mario falls to the ground among the table remains as Sonic lies on the mat holding his injured leg. The ref counted both of them. 1...2...
3...
4...
5...
6...Sonic gets up at 6.9!
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8...
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MARIO GETS UP AT 9.67! Mario stumbles about for a few seconds before falling flat on his face. Sonic looked down at Mario before grabbing the steel chair and then Mario, lifting the plumber up to his knees. One bloody face stared into another, and Sonic just shook his head with disdain before raising the chair high...
...MARIO LOW BLOWS HIM! Mario stands up, lifts Sonic onto his shoulders, and nails a second Nintendozer on him!
"Mario just nailed Sonic in the kiwis and took advantage!" Church stated.
"No DQS, so it's ALL LEGAL, BABY!" Sarge exclaimed.
Mario grabbed Sonic and dragged him over to a corner. He then grabbed the steel chair and placed it on top of Sonic! He got on the apron, climbed to the top of the corner, stood on top...
...AND HITS A CHAIR-ASSISTED SUPER MARIO SPLASH!
"SUPER MARIO SPLASH WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO THE MIX!" Church exclaimed. "REPLAY FROM SIX DAYS AGO!"
"SONIC GOT CRUSHED LIKE THE RODENT HE IS!" Sarge cheered.
Mario held his gut as he kicked the mat in immense pain before pushing himself up to his feet as the ref began the count. 1...2...
3...Mario smirked down at Sonic and raised his arms in triumph...
"Mario knows he's won, and he's gloating like the arrogant asshole he is!" Church stated.
4...
"I always knew that Mario would retain!" Sarge stated.
5...Mario continued to celebrate with a smirk...
6...
7...Sonic begins to stir...
8...Sonic gets to his knees unbeknownst to Mario..
9...Sonic pushes himself off the mat...
SONIC GETS TO HIS FEET AT 9.9! The crowd is going crazy as Sonic falls forward and grabs the ropes to keep himself on his feet! Mario turns around and see Sonic standing, in total desibelief!
"I...I...I don't believe it..." Church muttered. "Sonic, against all odds, has risen to his feet. He's standing, my God..."
"This...this is impossible." Sarge whispered. "This hedgehog...what the hell is he made of...he's not from this world..."
Mario grabbed the collar of the ref angrily shouting "THAT WAS A TEN COUNT! A TEN COUNT! THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!" The ref, however, maintained that Sonic made it to his feet in time! Mario let go and cried out in anger, wondering what he had to do to keep Sonic down! Mario glared daggers at Sonic who pushed himself off the ropes and faced Mario. Mario clotheslined Sonic down in anger, and mounted the hedgehog, raining down punch after angry punch across the bloody face of Sonic. After nearly fifteen shots, Mario stood up and began stomping the hell out of him, and then slid out of the ring. He grabbed the nearby steel steps and slid it into the ring. He slid back in and picked up the steel steps, waiting as Sonic slowly pushed himself up to his feet. Mario, with all his strength, lifted the steel steps over his head. Sonic turned around...
...Mario ran at Sonic, steps raised...
...SONIC DROP TOE HOLDS MARIO! Mario falls down and his face lands on the steel steps he was holding! Mario held his face in pain as he slowly stumbled to his feet...
...Sonic got up and lifted Mario onto his shoulders...
...SONIC DRIVER ON THE STEEL STEPS!
"THE THIRD SONIC DRIVER!" Church exclaimed. "THIS ONE ON THE STEEL STEPS! MARIO'S BEEN DRIVEN ON PURE STEEL! STEEL THAT DID NOT GIVE!"
"MARIO'S BACK MAY BE BROKEN!" Sarge exclaimed. "THE GREAT RED HAS BEEN DRIVEN TO HELL!"
The crowd was exploding as Mario gave a silent cry on pain and slowly rolled off the steps and to the mat, almost unmoving! Sonic fell to his knees for a moment before getting up. The ref counted Mario. 1...2...
3...
4...
"Mario's barely moving!" Church stated. "That Sonic Driver may have FINALLY broken the camel's back!"
5...
"This can't be! This just can't be!" Sarge exclaimde.
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7...
8...
"SONIC'S GOING TO WIN! SONIC'S GOING TO WIN THE WORLD TITLE!" Church shouted.
9...
BOWSER CLOTHESLINES SONIC OUT OF NOWHERE!
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church shouted. "BOWSER?! WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE JUST CLOTHESLINE SONIC TO HELL!" Sarge exclaimed.
The crowd was in shock as the ref stopped his count and looked at Bowser in shock. Bowser looked down at Sonic before he dropped down and began punching the living hell out of Sonic. After several shots, Bowser pulled Sonic to his feet, but Sonic suddenly broke free and began delivering rights to the face of Bowser, trying to fight back. After several shots, Sonic bounced off the ropes...
...and gets grabbed by the throat! BOWSER CHOKESLAMS SONIC!
"AND BOWSER JUST CHOKESLAMMED SONIC TO HELL!" Church stated. "THIS IS INSANE! WHY IS BOWSER EVEN DOING THIS?!"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT THANK THE LORD FOR BOWSER!" Sarge praised. "
Bowser grabbed the steel chair and placed in the middle of the ring. The ref tried to get Bowser to leave but to no avail as Bowser picked up Sonic, set him up, lifted him onto his shoulders...
...AND HITS A BOWSER BOMB ON THE STEEL CHAIR!
"DAMMIT!" Church cursed. "SONIC JUST GOT DRIVEN TO HELL WITH A BOWSER BOMB ON STEEL! BOWSER'S NOT A PART OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THERE'S NOTHING THE REFEREE CAN DO ABOUT IT!"
"AND THANKS TO BOWSER, SONIC HAS BEEN PUT OUT OF COMMISSION!" Sarge stated.
"BUT WHY?! THIS ASSHOLE HAS NO REASON TO DO THIS!" Church shouted. "HE HATES MARIO! HE HAS NO REASON TO HELP MARIO! NO REASON TO ATTACK SONIC! THIS IS BULLSHIT! BOWSER MAY HAVE JUST SCREWED SONIC OUT OF THE WORLD TITLE!"
Bowser sneered down at Sonic as the ref told him to get the hell out of here, and this time, Bowser did not refuse as he exited the ring and walked up the rampway to the back, a satisfied smirk on his face. As this happened, Mario had recovered and slowly pulled himself up to his feet with the ropes. Once up, he saw Sonic laid out across the mat. With a wild smirk on his face, he motioned for the ref to count Sonic!
"Oh no...no...no...no, no, NO, NO, NO!" Church stated. "DON'T TELL ME THAT BASTARD IS GOING TO WIN LIKE THIS!"
"GOD HAS SHINED UPON MARIO AND THE REDS! HE SAVED US!" Sarge exclaimed.
The ref looked reluctant considering what happened, but Mario told him it was the rules, and the ref was forced to count. 1...2...
3...
4...Mario laughed uproariously! The crowd boos viciously
"This is bullshit!" Church stated. "This is absolute bullshit!"
5...
"Sonic ain't going to get up this time, bitch!" Sarge stated.
6...
7...
8...Sonic suddenly began to stir...
9...
SONIC GETS UP AT 9.99! The crowd is absolutely thunderous as Mario looks like he's seen a ghost!
"SONIC'S UP! SONIC'S UP!" Church stated. "BY GOD, SONIC LIVES IN THIS MATCH!"
"WHAT...WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS SONIC?!" Sarge exclaimed. "THIS IS INHUMAN!"
Sonic is absolutely stumbling about in the ring, unable to stay in one place in the ring. Livid, Mario goes over and grabs the chair from the mat. Sonic turns around, and Mario slams the steel chair across Sonic's skull with a sickening thud! Sonic drops to the mat as Mario falls to his knees, exhausted as hell, wondering what he had to do to win. Suddenly, he looked to the outside...at the table Sonic set up awhile ago. An idea came to him, and he picked up Sonic. He dragged him to the side of the ring, and through the ropes and onto the apron with him. He lifted Sonic onto his shoulders on the apron...
...AND DRIVES SONIC THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A NINTENDOZER OFF THE APRON!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church exclaimed. "MARIO OFF THE APRON WITH A NINTENDOZER! SONIC JUST GOT DRIVEN THROUGH A TABLE IN THE WORST WAY!"
"AND THE BEST PART IS THAT HE SET THAT TABLE UP EARLIER!" Sarge exclaimed. SUCH SWEET IRONY!"
Sonic laid among the table remains motionless as Mario was down from executing the maneuver. The ref began the count for them. 1...2...
3...
4...
5...Mario gets to his feet!
"Mario's back on his feet!" Church stated. "Don't tell me...?!"
6...
"Nothing can be done for you Blues..." Sarge mocked.
7...
"NO! NOT LIKE THIS! SONIC GET UP!" Church exclaimed.
8...
"Sonic the Hedgehog..." Sarge began.
9...
"NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS DAMMIT! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!" Church shouted.
10!
"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
"DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIT TTTTTTT!" Church cursed.
Like The Eyes In The Cat and Blue
Something Is Coming For You (Look Out!)
Race For The Morning
You Can Hide In The Sun Till You See The Light
Oh We Will Pray It's Alright
Gotta Get Away
Get Away...
("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)
"Here is your winner...and STILL UCA World Heavyweight Champion...SUPER MARIO!"
The crowd absolutely poured on the hatred with some of the loudest boos ever heard as Mario fell to all fours, relief and joy filling his being. The ref got out of the ring, grabbing the World Title from the ringside crew, and went to where Mario is, handing the World Title to him. Mario snatched the World Title from the ref and got up to his knees, holding it close to his chest. Mario stood up, albeit wobbly, and the ref raised his arm in victory while he raised the World Title with the other, bloody face and all, as the crowd chanted "Bullshit!"
"In what was one of the most brutal Last Man Standing Match I've ever seen, Mario comes out on top and gets to see his reign reach a full calendar year!" Sarge stated. "Mario proves to night why he is such a superior Red!"
"This...is...BULLSHIT!" Church shouted. "THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT SARGE! SONIC HAD THE MATCH WON! HE HAD THE TITLE WON! BUT THAT DAMN BOWSER CAME IN AND SCREWED SONIC! HE WASN'T MUSHROOM KINGDOM, SO NOTHING COULD BE DONE ABOUT IT! BECAUSE OF HIM, SONIC LOST THE MATCH!"
"But it wasn't Bowser's attack that did Sonic in!" Sarge retorted. "It was Mario's! So it was actually Mario that Sonic lost the match!"
"GAH! YOU ARE HOPELESS!" Church exclaimed.
Mario walked over to where Sonic laid motionless among table remains, and smirked, raising his title high above and saying "I'm the Greatest Champion Ever, and you just found that out THE HARD WAY!" Mario then kicked Sonic in the head to even louder boos. Mario slowly backed up the ramp, World Title over his shoulder with a noticeable limp in his step. Once on the stage, Mario sat down, holding the World Title close to him with a chuckle escaping his lips.
"Goddammit...thanks to Bowser, Mario escapes with the World Title AGAIN!" Church cursed. "Sonic was screwed, plain and simple."
"Well too bad, dirty Blue, deal with it!" Sarge stated. "Reds rules, and Blues drool! Mario continues his year-long reign, and keeps his stable from having a clean sweep of losses! Congratulations Mario!"
"God fucking dammit..." Church muttered.
A/N: I AM FINISHED! FINISHED I SAY! I don't think I have ever worked harder for a UCA chapter than this! I gave it my all for every match here, and I'm glad it came out well for every one! The Last Man Standing Match was the hardest and longest match I have ever worked on at this point! I gave it my all there to make it a match of the year! I also would like to give credit to WWE-PG-HATER who wrote the match promo for Sonic vs Mario. He helped me out there big-time! Once again, I gave my all for this match!
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, so please leave a review, they are appreciated and loved! Next chapter: The Royal Rumble Match! And trust me, I've been waiting to do this one for a LONG TIME! Until next time, people! Ciao! :D
