UCA: Universal Character Association

by ForceWalker

From all over the universe, from comic books, video games, anime, cartoons, and more, fiction's greatest characters come together in one epic wrestling promotion to prove themselves better, to become champions, and to become the best. This is Universal Character Association, where the best of the best come to play!

15. Royal Reckoning Part 3

Universal Character Association: Royal Reckoning

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The scene changed to the Titantron, which showed the interview area where we see Grif with a mic in his hand.

"Huh, got to admit that was a hell of a match." Grif stated with a bit of apathy. "Can't say I saw Bowser coming in that match. Well, with that over, we are just moments away from the Royal Rumble Match, and since I'm being forced to do this, I'm here to give you all the final interview of the night before the big Rumble. And my guest...well who else but the guy considered the king of the UCA Rumble, Red."

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as Red was shown on the screen, a determined

"Well, Red, it's finally here." Grif stated. "The Royal Rumble. 30 men, 1 winner. World Title Match at Final Clash on the line. You've been here before. You won it twice. One in 2000, and one in 2006. And you look it to go for the win number three here tonight. And after seeing how the World Title match tonight go down, you got any last words before this highly anticipated match begins?"

"Yeah, I do." Red stated. "After seeing what went down in that Last Man Standing Match, seeing how Mario retained the World Title...I now more than ever to win the Royal Rumble! Not just to get closer to my goal of ten World Title reigns, but also to be the one who kicks Mario's ass and finally shuts him up! What happened was complete and utter bullshit, and just another event in the list of screwjobs that have happened to people who have challenged for Mario's World Title! Mario has proven himself to be a disgrace to the World Title, year-long reign be damned! So if he makes it to Final Clash with the title, I'll be there waiting for him once I have won the Royal Rumble! Last time we faced off it was at Survival Games, and he was able to win because Blue ran in and screwed me over! But after my victory tonight, at Final Clash...he won't be so lucky."

"Huh, you don't say?" Grif said disinterestedly. "Well, it's easier said than done. A lot of other guys are proclaiming they will win the Rumble along with you, and we all know only one can live up to those declarations."

"I know how tough it is to win a Rumble, Grif. I know that better than most people." Red stated. "You don't get to win two Rumbles without knowing how difficult it is. There are so many factors that can affect who can win it. What number you enter in, who enters at what number, who you have to face off with in the match, how long you have to last to win and your stamina...and then there are the factors involving THIS Rumble! It's got a multitude of things affecting it! We got Scourge, the most opportunistic bastard in UCA entering last, the maniacal Jason entering at #1 having competed in a match, the Rookie Revolution in the fold that could or could not be united here, 'Mr. Freeman' who's been hinted at the past several weeks likely making his debut here, the desire many now likely have to be the one to kick Mario's ass, the mystery guy that Force has signed, known as FriendlyResurrected on Fiction Twitter, that could be who knows who and is talking about being resurrected, and...there's Blue likely making his return after screwing me over at Survival Games. There's a whole of factors here that makes this anyone's ball game...but I know how to win this thing. I've done it twice before. I last over an hour from #1 to win in 2000! I returned from a career-threatening neck injury in 2006 during the Rumble to win it again with the World Title at stake! No one knows how to win these things in UCA more than me, and I will take that expertise, that knowledge, and all of my determination, and use it to throw any of the 29 guys that get in my way and win this damn thing for the record and historic third time! And I dare anyone try and stop me."

Red walks off as Grif watches him with a slightly peaked interest. "Huh...gotta say, that was something else. He could win this thing. He certainly wants to a lot, that's for sure."

Grif turned around to leave, but caught sight of someone off-sceen, and stood stiff with shock. Only the shadow of the figure was shhown as he walked past the lazy soldier. The figure had left the area, but Grif still stood in shock.

"No...damn...way..." Grif muttered. "Was that...it couldn't be...how is...but he's been gone...what the hell?!"

Grif was in complete shock when Force suddenly came onto the screen, a big ol' devious smirk on his face. He looked down the hallway, likely at the retreating figure before placing his arm around a still shocked Grif's shoulder.

"Yep, Grif...it WAS him." Force chuckled. "And by god, he is resurrected! I love the Royal Rumble, I am loving Royal Reckoning, and I LOVE U...C...freakin' A!" Force grinned happily as the cameras went to ring...

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"Red has shown his determination once more in winning the Royal Rumble!" Church stated. "And Mario's victory only fueled him even more to get a chance at likely shutting Mario up!"

"Hmph, Red failed before, and if he wins this Rumble, he'll fall to Mario again at Final Clash!" Sarge stated. "But did you see what else happened? That no-good lazy disgrace of a Red, Grif looked like he saw a ghost!"

"The person he saw must have been the mystery guy Force signed!" Church stated. "The guy who on Twitter has said that his resurrection was going to happen tonight in the Rumble! Man, if Grif was that shocked at seeing who he was, he must be a guy NONE of us expected!"

"Gah, I hate not knowing who it is!" Sarge said. "Damn that fox for being so secretive! I want to know who it is that's got him so giddy with joy!"

"Well Sarge, you won't have to wait too much longer...because the match that guy is in upon us." Church stated. "It's time for the main event...for the Royal Rumble."

The camera panned out to the Final Clash sign hanging from the ceiling and stayed there for a few seconds as the bell was heard ringing, and the camera went to the ring announcer in the ring.

"Ladies and gentleman, it is time for the main event of the evening. It is time...for the Royal Rumble Match!" The crowd was going bat-shit crazy over this. "The rules for this match are as follows: 30 competitors will take a part in this match. Two men will enter the ring and start the match off, and every 90 seconds, a new wrestler will enter the match. This will continue until all 30 competitors have entered the Rumble. You are eliminated when you go over the top rope, and both feet touch the floor. The last wrestler standing in the ring, shall be declared, the winner of the Royal Rumble, and will headline Final Clash for the UCA World Heavyweight Championship!"

The crowd was going nuts as seconds passed by, waiting for the first entrant into the match, even though everyone knew who it was. Suddenly, the music heard earlier tonight was played...

("Isolation" by Alter Bridge)

Jason came out onto the stage with the crowd giving him the same mixed reaction as before. Jason just looked out to the crowd with that batshit-crazy grin on his face. He pointed to the Final Clash sign from the stage, shouting "That's where I'm going people! I dare anyone to stop me!" Jason made his way down the ramp with insanity and confidence oozing from his every step. He stepped onto the apron and entered the ring, pointing to the Final Clash sign once more.

#1 Jason Krueger

"Introducing the individual entering at #1, from South Island, weighing in at 234 lbs., he is the UCA Intercontinental Champion, Jason Krueger!"

"Jason is entering at the worst entry possible for the Royal Rumble!" Church stated. "He was put into this position when three weeks ago he was in a Triple Threat with Scourge and Bowser to decide the #1 and #30 entrants in this match. Jason got pinned by Scourge, and is now forced to start this match off! Now in order to win, he's got to literally outlast 29 other guys."

"Jason competed in a match earlier, retaining his Intercontinental Title, so he's not 100% fresh here." Sarge stated. "But look at him, he's not even worried about that! You got to admire that in such a Red! Being so confident, and thinking he will win despite everything!"

"Either he truly believes he can do it...or he's just too batshit insane to truly care about the factors against him." Church stated. "Regardless, winning from #1 has only been done once before by Red in 2000. Can Jason be only the second person to do the unthinkable?! Well, it will be the toughest test of Jason's career, so we'll have to wait and see."

Jason waited in one of the corners, still grinning from ear-to-ear as he waited for the one to start things with him to come on out. Moments passed as the crowd waited in great anticipation for who was coming out next. Several more moments passed, and no one came out. The crowd was restless and completely confused as Jason was getting annoyed with no one coming out.

"Well...who is it?!" Church questioned. "We've been kept waiting long enough here! We can't start a Rumble with just one person in the ring, you know?!"

Jason growled angrily, getting very ticked off with his chance at immortality being held up. He was about to go find the damn person...when a song suddenly played over the loudspeakers...

("Resurrected" by Peorxywhy?gen)

The crowd gave out confused murmurs as the song played, not knowing who the song belonged to. Jason raised an eyebrow curiously as the music played, wondering what this meant for him.

"Huh?! What the hell...?" Sarge muttered. "I don't recongize this song. This doesn't belong to any of our wrestlers."

"But wait! Remember that guy, Friendly Resurrected on Twitter, the guy Force signed?" Church said. "This song fits with that Twitter name! This could be him! But who is he?"

The crowd waited as the music continued to be played, and Jason just snorted, practically sure that it didn't matter who came out...

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The music finally picked up...

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A person finally came out, a person with blonde hair...

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The crowd DAMN NEAR blows the roof off the place...

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MATT FUCKIN' ISHIDA IS IN THE HOUSE!

#2 Matt Ishida

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Church shouted triply. "I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S MATT! MATT ISHIDA FROM DIGIMON! AFTER BEING GONE SINCE CLASH OF THE TITANS, MATT IS BACK! MATT IS HERE IN U-C-FREAKIN' A! MATT IS FRIENDLYRESURRECTED! HE'S THE MYSTERY MAN FORCE SIGNED!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING, DIRTY BLUE!" Sarge exclaimed in pure shock. "I THOUGHT MATT WAS GONE FOR GOOD! DONE FOR! WASHED UP! NEVER TO BEEN SEEN AGAIN! BUT HERE HE IS, THE DIGIDESTINED OF FRIENDSHIP IN THE FLESH! AND HE IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!"

The crowd was absolutely going insane at this revelation, giving by far the loudest pop of the night to the returning Digidestined. Matt stood on the stage, looking out to the crowd with one of the most determined expressions ever seen before throwing his arms out and shouting "I'M BACK!" Matt then made his way down the ramp with a vigor not seen from him in years, the crowd chanting "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" Matt leaped onto the apron and entered the ring. He climbed up a corner, and stared out to the crowd, clapping his hands before them out to the sides, shouting "I AM RESURRECTED!"

"NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS WOULD I HAVE EXPECTED MATT OF ALL PEOPLE TO JOIN UCA!" Church exclaimed. "IT SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE! A DREAM! ESPECIALLY WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM! BUT FORCE HAS MADE IT POSSIBLE! HE HAS MADE IT HAPPEN! MATT IS HERE, AND HERE TO WIN THE RUMBLE!"

"THE ENTIRE COMPLEXION OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE HAS CHANGED WITH THIS GUYS PRESENCE ALONE!" Sarge shouted. "JUST LOOK AT POOR JASON AS AN EXAMPLE! HE IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF LIKE THE REST OF US!"

Indeed, Jason was looking at Matt with agape mouth, completely shock and unable to believe this is happening. Matt got off the turnbuckle and turned to face Jason as the fans began to chant to Matt "Welcome Back! Welcome Back! Welcome Back!" Matt looked out to the crowd and smirked before turning towards Jason, and pointed to the Final Clash sign. This snapped Jason out of his trance and he angrily growled at Matt, and shouted "HELL NO YOU'RE NOT! THIS IS MY RUMBLE!" Matt just shook his head as he readied himself.

"Oh man, oh man, oh man, Jason and Matt are going to start this Rumble off!" Church stated, actually excited. "The UCA Intercontinental Champion facing off with the Digidestined of Friendship! Both men want to win, and they have to go the distance to do so! The Royal Rumble is about to begin ladies and gentleman! Get ready!"

The bell rang, beginning the Royal Rumble. Jason and Matt engaged in a lock-up, ending with Matt grabbing Jason in a Headlock. Jason pushed Matt of into the ropes, and went for a clothesline as he came back, but Matt ducked and bounced off the ropes once more, nailing a Dropkick on him! Jason got back up only to be pushed into a corner, and whipped into the adjacent one. Matt ran full speed then and nailed a Jumping Forearm Smash on him. Jason stumbled out of the corner, allowing Mat to bounce off the ropes and nail a One-Handed Bulldog on him! The crowd was feverish chanting "Matt! Matt! Matt!" as Matt picked up Jason and placed him against the ropes, trying to eliminate him. Jason elbowed Matt in the head, forcing him to let go, and then nailed the Digidestined with a Big Boot! Jason dropped down and began nailing several vicious rights before picking him up and nailing a Neckbreaker Slam! Jason picked up Matt and whipped him into the corner, and ran at him. Matt caught with a foot to the jaw, then leaped onto the second turnbuckle, and nailed a Diving European Uppercut! Matt tried to pick up Jason, but was hit by a Spinebuster from him! Jason picked him up and threw him over the top rope, but Matt landed on the apron! Jason tried to grab him, but Matt nailed him in the face with a right! Matt then entered the ring and hit a Swinging Neckbrekaer on him!

"Man, Matt is looking GOOD!" Church stated. "He looks better than ever! It's like he hasn't lost a step!"

"Well, Matt's got a long way to go to even win this thing, and the third entrant is nearly upon us!" Church stated.

Indeed, the clock was ticking down, and as Matt picked up Jason, the buzzer rang.

("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)

#3 Alphonse Elric

Alphonse came out to cheers from the crowd and ran down the ramp.

"It's Alphonse, who along with his brother qualified for the Rumble this past Monday by defeating Team 2D!" Church stated.

"Well it didn't do him much good with such a low number in the Rumble." Sarge stated. "Alphonse can kiss his chances goodbye!"

Al entered the ring as Matt let go of Jason, and the two began trading punches in the middle of the ring. Al ducked a punch and pushed Matt into a corner. He unloaded a flurry of punches onto Matt before backing up and hitting a Running Dropkick on him in the corner. Matt stumbled out of there, and Al tried to eliminate him, but Matt held onto the ropes. Jason grabbed Al from behind, yanking him away from Matt and nailing a German Suplex. Jason picked up Al and whipped him into the ropes, and nailed him with a Flapjack on the bounce back. Jason tried to pick Al, but is clothesline by Matt. Matt then nailed a Dropkick as he got back up! Matt kicked Jason in the gut, and tried for a Suplex, but Jason reversed and hit the Brink of Inasnity instead! Jason got up, but was hit by a Backstabber from Al. Al then climbed the corner, and went for a Shooting Star Press, but Jason moved out of the way! Al crashed on the mat, and Jason grabbed him and threw him over the top rope! But Al held onto the ropes and slid himself back in. Jason went for Al, but was taken down by a Jumping Reverse Bulldog from Matt! Matt picked up and placed him on the ropes, and trying to eliminate him. After several moments, Matt nearly had Jason over when the buzzer rang!

("Johnny Cage's Theme" by LA Riots)

#4 Johnny Cage

Boos and laughs were heard as Cage came out, running his hands through his hair Dolph-Ziggler style before running to the ring.

"Oh no, not Johnny Cage..." Church groaned.

"Yes, it's my man, Johnny!" Sarge stated. "And he's here to save the day for Jason!"

Johnny slid in and pulled Matt away from Jason, saving him, and tried for a right. Matt blocked it and began hitting Cage in the face with rights of his own. With Cage stunned, Matt bounced off the ropes and nailed an Enziguri, whose impact could be heard all across the arena. Cage fell motionless to the mat and Matt picked him up, but is suddenly taken down from behind by Jason. Jason began stomping the hell out of Matt, and once Cage came to, he joined in on the beating.

"Oh man, you just KNEW this was going to happen." Church said.

"The Rookie Revolution is working together and showing unity in this match." Sarge stated.

After a multitude of stomps, the two picked up Matt and nailed a Double Suplex on him. Al suddenly came in and nailed Jason with a right hand, and then nailed one at Cage. Al nailed several separate punches on the RR members, but Jason stopped his assault with a boot to skull, followed by a Back Suplex from Cage! The two picked up Al and placed him against the ropes, trying to eliminate him! They had Al nearly over the top when Matt suddenly clubbed Jason from behind! Cage let go of Al and ran at Matt, but Matt hit him with a Back Body Drop! Matt grabbed Jason and Flapjacked him onto Cage, sandwiching the former actor! Al grabbed Matt and nailed a Neckbreaker on him! As all four men were down, the buzzer rang...

("Meant To Live" by Switchfoot)

#5 Miles "Tails" Prower

The crowd cheered as Tails came out onto the stage, giving out the peace sign before running down the ramp.

"And it's one-half of the Tag Team Champions!" Church stated. "He defended the titles earlier tonight, and he's looking for the big one tonight!"

"And everyone is recovering right now, this is unfortunately Tails' moment!" Sarge stated.

Tails entered the ring as most got back up and took Al down with a clothesline! Tails then nailed Matt with a Spinning Wheel Kick! Jason went for a Clothesline, but Tails ducked it, leaped at the ropes, and nailed the Flying Chuck on him! Cage attacked him from behind and lifted him up for a Back Suplex! Tails backflipped out of it and landed behind Cage, nailing a Sleeper Slam on him! Al came in and Side Kicked Tails in the gut, and grabbed Tails for an Armor Changer, but Tails grabbed the ropes to stay on his feet. Al landed on his feet, and Tails hit a Springboard Tornado DDT on him!

"Tails is on fire here!" Church stated.

"Oh man, I hope someone puts that fire out soon!" Sarge said.

Jason and Cage got up and saw Matt leaning against the ropes and began beating down on him. The two whipped him into the ropes, but missed the Double Clothesline on him as he came back. Matt bounced off them once more and nailed a Double Flying Clothesline! Both men scrambled to their feet, but were each brought by clotheslines from Matt! Jason got back up, and threw a clothesline. Matt ducked it, grabbed Jason from behind, and nailed a signature of his called Digital Breakdown (Back Suplex Into A High Knee)! Cage ran in and hit the Shadow Kick on Matt, knocking him down.. cage lifted Matt onto his shoulders for the Caged Fury, but Matt landed behind Cage and pushed him into the ropes! Matt clotheselined Cage over the ropes and to the floor!

"YES! Cage is the first one eliminated in the Rumble!" Church stated.

"Oh man..." Sarge sighed. "Well, at least he didn't get eliminated within ten seconds."

Matt picked up Jason and began nailing rights on him as Tails tried to eliminate Al, and the buzzer rang...

("Through Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce)

#6 Takuya Kanbara

The crowd gave out boos as Takuya came out, holding his index fingers in the air before making his way to the ring.

"It's the 2010 Royal Rumble winner!" Church stated. "Takuya won this match before and beat Red for the World Title at Final Clash! He looks to replicate that success tonight!"

"We have our second Digimon Character in this match!" Sarge stated. "Time to see what Takuya can do!"

Takuya slid into the ring and pulled Tails away from Al, quickly hitting the Digi-Blaze on him! Al ran and nailed a Forearm Smash on Takuya and whipped him into the ropes and went for a Back Body Drop, but Takuya leaped over him! Al stood up, and Takuya grabbed him from behind and hits the Digi-Blaze on him as well! Matt knocked Jason down with a right before going over to Takuya, grabbing his attention and saying "Hey, remember me, asshole?" Takuya replied with " Yeah, I remember..." Takuya suddenly slapped Matt in the face, and said "You should've stayed home!" Matt growled before taking Takuya and the two began to brawl.

"Oh man, the fists are flying!" Church exclaimed. "Matt hasn't forgotten what Digivolution did to him over on Animated!"

"And now the fisticuffs are all over the place as a result!" Sarge stated.

Jason got up to his feet as the Digimon guys brawled, and picked up Al onto his shoulders, trying to throw him out of the ring. Al held onto the ropes and elbowed Jason in the head. He got off and nailed a few rights before bouncing off the ropes back to Jason. Jason caught him with a Flapjack across the ropes. Al fell to the mat in pain as Jason smirked down at him, but suddenly gets nailed with a Missile Dropkick by Tails off the top! Tails picked up Jason and threw him over the top, but Jason held onto the ropes and landed on the apron! Tails tried to push Jason off with his leg, as the IC Champ held onto dear life! Matt and Takuya traded blows in the middle of the ring in a vicious manner until the buzzer rang...

("No More Words" by EndeverafteR)

#7 Crash Bandicoot

The crowd came unglued with extremely loud cheers as Crash ran out like a ball of fire!

"It's Crash Bandicoot, and business has just picked up!" Church exclaimed.

"Expect craziness to happen now, people!" Sarge stated.

Crash leaped onto the apron, climbed to the top, and nailed a Diving Crossbody on Matt and Takuya! Crash got up and ducked a clothesline from Tails, bounced off the ropes and nailed a Dropkick! Jason comes in and nails a Big Boot to the back of his head! Jason picked Crash up and went for a German Suplex, but Crash landed on his feet. Jason got up and was nailed with a Reverse Bulldog by Crash! Al suddenly came in, grabbed Crash, and nailed a Saito Suplex on him! Crash held his head in pain before being picked up and placed against the ropes. Al tried to eliminate him, but Takuya pulled him away and landed the Pyro Twister on him! Takuya then grabbed Crash for the Pyro Twister, but Crash kicked him in the knee, and nailed the Wumpa Twist out of nowhere! Takuya stumbled up to his feet, where Matt grabbed him, and hit his new finisher, the Rocker Smash (Brainbuster), on him! Matt picked up Takuya and threw him over the top to the floor!

"And Takuya is gone courtesy of Matt!" Church stated. "Matt gets a small measure of payback on Digivolution there!"

"Gah, Takuya, how could you let Matt beat you like that?" Sarge facepalmed.

Jason is seen stomping the hell out of Al in the corner before bouncing off the ropes and nailing a Running Facewash on him. He tried to pick up Al, but Tails leaped at the ropes and went for a Flying Chuck on him, but Jason ducked it. Tails crashed to the mat, and Jason grabbed him, hitting the Mental Breakdown. Al Dropkicked him in the back from behind. Al climbed the corner to the top and waited as Jason got up and dived off. Jason caught him on his shoulders and nailed him with Absolutee Destruction!

"Oh man, Al got caught with Absolute Destruction!" Church stated. "Shades of earlier with Pit!"

"And the kiss this Rumble goodbye Al, because you are done!" Sarge stated.

Jason sneered down as the clock ticked down. He lifted Al onto his shoulder and was about to run to the ropes as the buzzer rang...

("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)

#8 Edward Elric

Ed wastes no time sprinting down the ramp towards the ring.

"It's Edward, Al's older brother, here to save the day!" Church stated.

"Quick Jason, eliminate Al, quick!" Sarge begged.

Ed slid into the ring just as Jason ran at the ropes to eliminate Al! Ed grabbed Al and pulled him off Jason's shoulder just in time. Jason turned around was kicked in the gut by both Elric, and planted with a Double DDT! Matt came in and knocked down Ed before punching Al into a corner. He whipped Al into the adjacent one and ran after him for a Corner Dropkick, but Al moved out of the way. Matt crashed and burn in the corner, Ed got back up and the two grabbed Matt, and nailed a Double Front-Layout Suplex. Crash ran between them, climbed the turnbuckle, and nailed them both with the Crash and Burn!

"Oh man, the teamwork of Ed and Al was gaining steam, but Crash put a stop to that!" Church stated.

"Man, he actually got two birds with one stone!" Sarge said.

Crash picked up Al and threw him over the top rope, but Al held onto the ropes. Crash tried to push him onto the floor, but Tails leaped up and nailed Crash in the head with a kick. Tails pulled Crash away, but Crash kicked him in the gut and went for the Wumpa Twist. Tails pushed him away and into an Automail Clothesline from Ed! Tails ran at Ed, but was caught with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker from Ed! Which was followed up by a Springboard Body Splash from Al! The two grabbed Tails as the clock ticked down. They held him up as the buzzer rang...

("Whatever" by Lady Peace)

#9 Knuckles the Echidna

Knuckles ran down the ramp and to ringside just as Ed and Al threw Tails over the top rope, and Knuckles caught Tails! Knuckles put Tails back in the ring and slid in.

"Knuckles is in the Rumble, and he just caught Tails after he was thrown over the Elrics!" Church stated. "Tails' feet never touched the ground, so he was never eliminated!"

"And my God, we got ourselves an explosive situation here!" Sarge stated. "The Tag Team Champions versus potential future challengers...well if Team 2D dies all of a sudden."

Tails and Knuckles stood off with the Elrics in a staredown, with the Elrics motioning that they would get the titles soon, with the champs just shaking heads in refusal. After some more talk, Tails and Knuckles shot out kicks to the Elrics, and and laid in rights before whipping them into the ropes. The Elrics ducked clotheslines as they came back, and bounced off the ropes once more. Al caught Tails with a Spinning Wheel Kick, while Knuckles with a Spinebuster on Ed! Knuckles ducked a right from Al, and nailed an Uranage on him! Knuckles picked up Al and placed him on the ropes, trying to eliminate him. Ed came in and clobbered him from behind, the two brothers beating down on Knuckles until Tails came in and attacked them, the two teams starting to brawl with one another.

"Oh man, the Tag Team Division is taking focus here as the two teams are just beating the hell out of each other!" Church stated.

"I think for a moment, these two teams have forgotten that a World Title shot is on the line here!" Sarge stated. "Right now, this is all about the Tag Team Titles!"

Matt nailed a Stunner on Jason, causing him to stand up in a daze. Matt ran at the ropes...and into a Reverse STO by Jason! Jason grabbed Matt and threw him over the top rope! Matt landed on the apron though, and Jason tried to grab him, but Matt Shoulder Rams in the gut through the ropes. Matt quickly climb the corner and nailed a Missile Dropkick on Jason! Matt picked up Jason and went for the Rocker Smash, but Jason landed behind Matt and nailed a Dragon Suplex! Jason got up but got an Enziguri to the back of the head from Crash!

"We're only moments away from the tenth entrants, and Matt and Jason have hanged in there since the beginning!" Church said.

"They have lasted for over ten minutes so far despite Jason competing in a match earlier, and this being Matt's first match back!" Sarge stated. "How much longer can they last?"

Crash and Jason fought with Matt recovering while the Elrics battled Tails and Knuckles as the buzzer rang...

("Sin with a Grin" by Shinedown)

#10 Sly Cooper

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as the music played and everyone waited for him to come out.

"Oh boy, who else at the one-third mark than the leader of the Sony Saints, Sly Cooper!" Church stated.

"Gah, I hate those Sony Saints." Sarge stated. "I hope Sly is quick-WAIT A MINUTE!"

Sly came in through the crowd behind the ring and slid in unbeknownst to anyone! He grabbed Al off Tails and threw him over the top rope and to the floor!

"Sly Cooper did it again!" Church stated. "That sneaky thief came in through the back door and eliminated the Elric!"

Ed saw this and now angry at his brother's elimination ran at Sly Cooper, but the thief Back Body Dropped Ed over the top rope. Ed landed on the apron though and when Sly turned around, he threw a punch at Sly, but Sly caught the fist...AND KICKED ED IN THE BALLS THROUGH THE ROPES! Ed held his lower regions in pain and Sly Dropkicked him off the apron and to the floor!

"And now Sly has eliminated the other Elric!" Church stated. "Sly will steal this Rumble if he has to if it means winning!"

"I'm happy the Elrics are gone, but not happy that Sly did it!" Sarge exclaimed. "I hope Sly gets taken down big time!"

Sly smirked at the fallen Elrics before turning around but was kicked in the gut by Tails. Tails whipped him to the ropes, but when Sly came back, the thief nailed him with a Flying Forearm Smash! Sly got back up but was immediately taken down by a Big Boot from Jason! Jason dropped down and began choking Sly! Crash Front Dropkicked Jason off Sly, and picked him up, nailing a Wumpa Twist on him! Sly suddenly came in and nailed Crash with a Reverse DDT!

Knuckles had Matt backed into a corner nailing lefts and rights on him before whipping him, but Matt twisted himself to face Knuckles, kicked him in the gut, and planted the Echidna with a DDT! He picked up Knuckles and lifted him over the top rope, but Knuckles held onto the ropes to keep himself on the apron as the buzzer rang once more...

("Yoshi's Theme" from Super Mario World)

#11 Yoshi

Yoshi came out onto the stage with a scowl on his face before making his way down the ramp.

"Oh boy, it's Yoshi!" Church stated. "He lost the Tag Title match earlier, and he's got his sights set on the Champs!"

"It's time for payback, anthros!" Sarge stated.

Yoshi slid into the ring and grabbed Tails, lifting him up and ramming him into the corner. Yoshi executed several Shoulder Rams into the gut before pulling him in for a Short-Arm clothesline! Yoshi picked him back up and nailed another Short-Arm clothesline! Yoshi then nailed a THIRD Short-Arm clothesline! Yoshi was about to go for a fourth, but Knuckles clubbed him from behind, forcing him to let go of Tails! Knuckles pounded on Yoshi relentlessly, but the dino pushed Knuckles, and then nailed a Big Boot on him! He then lifted Knuckles up for a Military, looking for an elimination! Knuckles landed behind Yoshi though, and Yoshi turned around for a clothesline! Knuckles ducked it, and a recovered Tails hit a Dropkick on Yoshi! Knuckles followed it up with a Bulldog and the two began to beat down on Yoshi!

"The Tag Champs with a double team, trying to weaken the big man!" Church stated.

"Hey, that's no fair! Hey, ref on the outside, DO SOMETHING! THEY'RE CHEATING! Sarge exclaimed.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Shut the hell up and stop being an idiot, Sarge!" Church stated.

The rest of the time went by with punches thrown, brawls occurring, and elimination attempts happening until the clock ran down and the buzzer finally rang...

("King of Kings" by Motorhead)

"Oh no..." Church muttered.

#12 Chaos the Hedgheog

The crowd gave out extremely loud cheers as Chaos came out onto the stage, evil intentions in mind as he raised his arms in god-like fashion before running down the ramp.

"The God of Destruction is here everybody!" Church stated. "He beat Shadow, and now he is looking to bring the Era of Destruction to UCA!"

"Ladies and gentelmen, prepare to see some erection destruction!" Sarge stated.

Chaos slid in and immediately clothesline the hell out of Tails, his body spinning 360 degrees! He booted Knuckles straight in the face and caught an incoming Crash in his arms, landing a Fallaway Slam on him! He ducked a clothesline from Sly, and caught him with a Double A Spinebuster on the way back! Chaos let out a war cry much to the delight of the fans until he was taken down by Yoshi to loud boos. Yoshi picked up Chaos and kneed him in the gut before whipping him into the corner. Yoshi nailed a Corner Clothesline on Chaos and then lifted him up the Yoshi's Paradise. Chaos slipped out of it and landed behind Yoshi. He then lifted Yoshi into a Fireman's Carry, and nailed the Ragnarok on him!

"My God, Chaos just hit Ragnarok on a damn 300 pounder!" Church stated.

"That's the strength and power that Chaos possesses and everyone underestimates!" Sarge stated.

Jason pounded on Crash in the corner until Sly grabbed him, and he got an elbow from Jason for his troubles! Tails suddenly jumped onto his back and held onto him! Jason tried to get him off, but was hit by a Big Boot from Knuckles! With Jason down, Knuckles motioned to Tails to throw him out! Tails nodded and went to grab Jason...BUT KNUCKLES THREW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Church exclaimed. "Knuckles tried to eliminate Tails!"

"Ha, every man for himself! I love it!" Sarge laughed.

Tails held onto the ropes and slid himself back in through the ropes, looking at Knuckles in shock, who shrugged and said "Every man for himself." Tails chuckled and replied "Yeah, every man for himself..." Tails threw a right at Knuckles and the two began trading blows in the ring. Knuckles whipped Tails into the ropes and went for Back Body Drop, but Tails leaped over him. Tails bounced back for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Knuckles ducked it! Knuckles went a Scoop Slam but Tails landed behind and nailed a Reverse DDT! Tails picked up Knuckles just as the buzzer rang...

("Digital (Did You Tell?)" by Stone Sour)

#13 Ratchet

The crowd cheered as Ratchet came onto the ramp, wearing a blue cloth over him before throwing off and making his way down!

"We got ourselves our second Sony Saint of the match!" Church stated. "Ratchet is ready to make an impact!"

"Ah, stupid Blue Sony Saints..." Sarge muttered.

Ratchet got on the apron, and nailed a Springboard Double Clothesline on Tails and Knuckles! Ratchet ducked a clothesline from Crash and nailed an Enziguri to the skull! Ratchet whipped into the ropes and went for a clothesline as he came back, but Crash ducked and nailed a Dropkick to him as he bounced off again. Crash then tried for an Aftershock, but Ratchet got out of it and nailed a Sit-Out Jawbreaker! He saw Jason trying to eliminate Sly and grabbed him from behind, and nailed the Ratchet-Plex on him! Ratchet gave a thumbs up to Sly, who gave a thumbs up back. Ratchet turned around...AND SLY PLANTS HIM WITH THE HONOR AMONG THIEVES FROM BEHIND!

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed.

"That sneaky bastard! It really is every man for himself with him!" Church stated.

Chaos was punching the hell out of Matt as he leaned against the ropes, before backing him up and CLOTHESLINING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

"And Matt is gone, ladies and-" Sarge said.

"No, he is NOT! Look!" Church said.

Matt landed on the apron and sat there until Chaos picked him up to his feet. Matt grabbed his head and hung it across the ropes, stunning him. Matt entered the ring and ran at Chaos. Chaos lifts Matt onto his shoulders, and tries for Ragnarok! Matt lands behind Chaos and pushes him away into a Big Boot from Yoshi! Yosh then ran at Matt, but Matt dropkicked him in the knee! Yoshi stumbled forward, and is grabbed by Matt, WHO LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR! MATT HITS THE ROCKER SMASH!

"HOLY CRAP?! Did Matt just lift 301 lbs. in the air and drive it down on its head?!" Church questioned.

"What the hell did I just see?!" Sarge questioned. "That shouldn't be possible!"

The crowd chanted "You Still Got It!" at Matt who replied with "I never lost it!" Matt tried to get up, but was kicked by Sly! The clocked ticked down and the buzzer rang...

("My World" by Transmissions)

The crowd looked confused for a few moments as the unfamiliar music played, but they soon changed into loud cheers as someone came out. Someone familiar. A man with glasses and an HEV Suit...

"Holy crap!" Church exclaimed. "It's him! He's finally here!"

#14 Gordon Freeman

"The One Free Man is here in UCA!" Church stated. "The promos over the past few weeks have heralded his arrival, and he is here!"

"And he is staring down everyone in that damn ring right now!" Sarge stated.

As Sarge said, Gordon stared into the ring with everyone in it staring back until Gordon ran down the ramp! Gordon slid in and suddenly Spinebustered an incoming Jason! Gordon booted Knuckles's head off! Ratchet tried for a right, but Gordon blocked it and nailed a Side Slam on him! Sly leaped off the ropes for a Ninja Spire Kick, but Gordon caught him and nailed a Knee Backbreaker on him followed by a Fallaway Slam! Tails suddenly nailed a Roundhouse Kick to the back of his head, knocking him to his knees. Tails bounced off the ropes, and into a Black Hole Slam from Gordon! Gordon saw Yoshi finally getting up, and grabbed him, set him up, AND NAILED HIM WITH THE RESONANCE CASCADE (Package Piledriver)!

"Oh damn! Yoshi gets dropped on his head for the second time!" Church stated.

Gordon grabbed 301 lbs. of dead weight and threw him over the top rope and to the floor!

"And unfortunately, Yoshi is done for." Sarge stated. "Ah, I can expect that after taking moves like that!"

Matt tried to get Chaos over the top rope, and Chaos was teetering for dear life, but Jason clubbed Matt from behind, pulled him away and nailed the Mental Breakdown on him! Knuckles came in and hit a Running Bulldog on him! Knuckles picked up Jason for the Deep Impact, but Jason Back Body Dropped him! Chaos grabbed the stunned echidna and threw him over the top rope to the floor!

"And now Knuckles is gone from the Rumble!" Church stated.

"No Final Clash main event for yooooouuuu..." Sarge mocked as Chaos booted the up-and-about Jason in the face before trying to eliminate him!

Soon enough, the clock ran down once more, the crowd counting, and the buzzer rang...

("Rogue and Cold Blooded" by Dale Oliver)

#15 Jak

The crowd came out with cheers as Jak came out fists raised and made his way down the ramp.

"And the final Sony Saint is in, ladies and gentlemen!" Church stated.

"Like damn cockroaches, these Saints are..." Sarge muttered.

Jak slid in and nailed a Flying Forearm Smash on Matt! Chaos kicked Jak in the gut before whipping him into the corner! Jak caught the incoming Chaos with an Elbow, before nailing a Full Nelson Slam! Jak suddenly had Tails leap onto his shoulders and nail a Hurricarana. Jak got back up as Tails charged at him, and caught him with an Alabama Slam! Jak smirked at his work...until Gordon Freeman caught him, and slammed him down with an Uranage!

Matt and Crash were currently trying to get Sly over the top rope, but Sly kicked both of them away! Sly suddenly caught Matt with a Codebreaker! Crash threw a clothesline at Sly, but Sly ducked it and leaped at the ropes! Sly went for the Ninja Spire Kick, but Crash ducked it! Sly landed on his feet, but Crash quickly nailed the Aftershock on him! Crash went to pick him up, but Ratchet nailed him with a Sleeper Slam from behind! Sly was on all fours as he looked up at Ratchet, who smirked down at Cooper...BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND HITTING TURBO VELOCITY!

"There's a little payback for Ratchet for that earlier Honor Among Thieves!" Church stated.

The rest of the time went by as brawls and elimination tries were thrown around until the buzzer rang...

("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)

"OH MAN! BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP!" Church shouted.

#16 Red

The crowd exploded into near thunderous cheers as Red came out onto the stage, a determined look on his face as he looked at the ring, taking off his hat and vest before running to the ring!

"The two-time Rumble Winner is finally here!" Church shouted. "Red has finally entered, and he wants that record third Rumble win BAD!"

"With experience and skill alone, that man is a danger to everyone in that ring right now!" Sarge stated.

Red slid and immediately clothesline the hell out of Tails! Red clotheslined Chaos next, and then Crash! Jason went for a Clothesline on Red, but Red ducked it and caught him with a Powerslam as he came back! Red slapped the mat in intensity, until Jak came and kneed him in the gut. Jak kneed him several more times before whipping him into the ropes! Red reversed though and whipped Jak instead into them, and caught him with a Flapjack! Ratchet kicked him in the gut and went for Turbo Velocity, but Red spun out of it, ducked a clothesline, and nailed the Poke-Flow on Red! Gordon tried for a clothesline on Red as well, but Red ducked and nailed a Poke-Flow on him too!

"Red is on fire! He's Poke-Flowing left and right!" Church exclaimed.

Red then tried for a Poke-Flow on Jason, but Jason reversed and hit an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker on Red followed by a Neckbreaker.

"And that stopped him in his tracks!" Sarge stated.

Jason got up...AND GOT A KNEE TO THE TEMPLE FROM MATT!

"And that may have knocked some teeth out of his mouth!" Church stated.

Forty-five second swent by as brawls went on and people tried to eliminate each other: Gordon clotheslined Jason over the top rope, but Jason held onto the roes. Matt and Crash took each other down with clotheslines. Jak nailed the Jakhammer on Tails! Soon enough, the buzzer rang...

("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive)

"Oh no..." Church said.

#17 Starforce Megaman

The crowd booed viciously as Starforce came out, cocky as always, before running down the ramp.

"Here comes another Rookie Revolution member, the Gaming Killer himself!" Church said. "And just days after punting Fox in the skull no less!"

"If Starforce has his way, he'll punt a few more heads by the time the night is over!" Sarge stated.

Megaman slid into the ring and pulled Red away from trying to eliminate Jason, nailing the SFKO on him! Megaman then picked up Crash and nailed a few rights before whipping him into the ropes. Crash bounced off and out of nowhere a Spinning Wheel Kick to Megaman, and then picked him up for the Wumpa Twist. Starforce spun out of it and nailed the SFKO on him as well! Tails nailed a Diving Clothesline off the top onto Megaman and placed him into the corner after. Tails ran at Megaman, but was caught with a boot to the jaw. Megaman nailed a STO on him! Megaman smirked at the carnage he created, until he was kicked by Gordon Freeman, and nailed with a Powerbomb by him! Jason lifted Freeman and nailed Absolute Destruction on him! Red suddenly nailed a Superkick on Jason out of nowhere, nearly knocking his lights out!

A few brawls happened for about twenty seconds, and then Matt clotheslined Sly over the top rope, but Sly landed on the apron! Matt grabbed Sly, but was grabbed by Ratchet and Jak from behind and hit with a Double Back Suplex! Jak and Ratchet got up and were hit with a Springboard Crossbody from Sly! Sly then picked up Matt and threw him over the top rope, but Matt held onto the ropes, dangling for his life before sliding back in! The buzzer rang...

("Voices" by Rev Theory)

#18 Shadow the Hedgehog

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as Shadow appeared on the stage, and stared dead in the eyes of Chaos in the ring.

"Last year's Rumble winner is in the current Rumble!" Church said. "He's looking to make history as the only person in UCA history to win this back-to-back!"

"But right now, he's locked eyes with a certain God that defeated him earlier!" Sarge stated.

Chaos begged for Shadow to get into the ring and Shadow obliged, running down and entering the rign! The two immediately began trading blows in the ring for a few moments before Shadow took down Chaos and the two rolled around, beating the hell out of each with brutal fists to the faces! Both got back up and Shadow caught Chaos with a kick to the gut! Shadow backed Chaos into a corner with several fists and punched him into a position! Jason suddenly grabbed Shadow and tried to throw him over the ropes! Shadow held on though and elbowed Jason away! Shadow nailed the Chaos Blast on Jason! Shadow turned around was nailed with a Double A Spinebuster from Chaos! Tails comes in out of nowhere and hits the Flying Chuck on Chaos out of nowhere!

"Oh man, Flying Chuck to the skull of Chaos! That'll rattle your brains!" Church said.

Brawls began to happen all around the ring as the clock winded down for the next entrant. Red caught an incoming Ratchet with a foot to the jaw and then nailed the Red Spin! Starforce clotheslined Sly out of the ring, but Sly held onto the ropes and skinned the cat! Matt nailed a Dropkick to the jaw of Jak! After at least forty-five seconds, the buzzer rang as Crash kicked Gordon away...

("I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin)

#19 Crunch Bandicoot

Crunch came out with a scowl on his face as the crowd, making his way down the ramp with a purpose.

"It's Crunch, and after what happened last week, he is one pissed off Bandicoot!" Church stated

"Yeah, and that means bad things for his opponents!" Sarge things.

Crunch slid in and wasted no time in SPEARING CRASH IN HALF! Crunch sneered down at his former partner before lifting an incoming Tails up and dropping him across his knee in a Gutbuster! The action began to lull a bit in the ring as time ticked on. Gordon hit a Samoan Drop on Ratchet, then booted Jak in the face! Starforce and Jason threw Matt over the ropes, but Matt held onto the ropes and slid back in! Red ducked a clothesline from Chaos and hit the Journey Through Kanto on in! The clock ticked down!

"We are nearing the two-third mark of the Rumble, and Jason and Matt have now lasted twenty-five minutes in there!" Church stated.

"Those two are just really blowing my minds right now with how good they are doing!" Sarge stated.

The buzzer rang...

("Bring It" by Trapt)

#20 Senji Kiyomasa

The crowd gave out huge cheers as Senji came out with an eager and crazed smirk on his face before running to the ring!

"The rising star and Hardcore Champion Senji Kiyomasa!" Church exclaimed. "Senji has been looking forward to the Royal Rumble for quite awhile!"

"Keyword there is 'Rumble' and we all know Senji loves a good rumble!" Sarge stated.

Senji slid and immediately Big Booted Chaos in the face! Shadow came in with a few rights to Senji's face and tried for an Irish Whip, but Senji whipped Shadow instead, pulled him back, and hit the Wonderland Whip on him! Senji dodged a clothesline from Crunch, and when the bandicoot came back, Senji hit a Sit-Out Spinebuster on him! Senji picked up Shadow and tried to eliminate him, but Chaos suddenly clubbed him from behind and began nailing shots to the face before hitting a Facebreaker Knee Smash on him! Senji stood up dazed, and Chaos bounced off the ropes. Senji sidestepped, and Chaos crashed into a recovering Crunch! Senji lifted Chaos up and nailed the Invisible Black on him! Senji stood up...AND GOT HIT WITH THE CHAOS BLAST!

"CHAOS BLAST! SENJI NEARLY GETS HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF!" Church exclaimed.

"But Senji is already insane. So we don't need to worry about him losing brain cells." Sarge stated.

Jak and Ratchet faced off with Starforce and Jason. The RR members has the Saints backed into adjacent corners, and they nodded at each other before whipping the two, but Jak and Ratchet reversed and whipped the two into each other! The two stumbled backwards into a Jakhammer from Jak and a Turbo Velocity from Ratchet!

Red had Sly on his shoulders and was trying to throw him over, but Sly held onto the ropes. Sly got off and low-blowed Red from behind, and then threw him over! Red landed on the apron however, so Sly backed up and hit a Baseball Slide on Red! Red's lower body slid off the apron and he held onto the ropes as his legs dangled over the floor! Sly tried to finish the job, but Matt grabbed him and tried for a Rocker Smash, but Sly got out of it and pushed Matt into the ropes! Sly went for a Dropkick, but Matt ducked it, grabbed Sly and hit a Half Nelson Suplex on him! Red slid back into the ring and suddenly faced off with Matt to a big pop!

"Oh boy, THIS is going to be good!" Church stated. "We have surprisingly have had very few Digimon-Pokemon battles in UCA, so this is one hell of a treat!"

"Matt and Red...by God, this is such a dream match right here!" Sarge stated.

Red and Matt stared into each other's eyes intensely...

...and were both clotheslined down by Crunch to loud boos! The buzzer rang after several more seconds...A low strumming of a country-like guitar was heard...the music picked up...

("Agent Tex Theme (Instrumental)" by Jeff Williams)

"Oh no..." Church and Sarge both said.

The crowd absolute exploded out of their seats as the music was heard over the PA! Eventually, a figure came out onto the stage...wearing black Spartan armor...it was a female...it was none other than...

#21 Agent Tex

"TEX IS BACK!" Church exclaimed. "MY EX-GIRLFRIEND HAS RETURNED TO UCA AFTER BEING GONE FOR SEVERAL MONTHS! THE 2008 ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER IS HERE!"

"TEX IS THE ONLY FEMALE RUMBLE WINNER IN FICTION WRESTLING HISTORY!" Sarge exclaimed. "AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE MEN'S SOULS THAT SHE FACES!"

Tex pounded her fist into her palm as she cracked her neck menacingly before running down the ramp and into the ring! Once in...SHE HITS THE FREELANCE (Spear With Goldberg-like Impact) ON TAILS! Tails was absolutely motionless as Tex got up and Big Booted Shadow's head off! Tex ducked a clothesline from Senji before hitting a Reverse Atomic Drop on him, followed by a Standing Side Slam! Ratchet nailed a few rights on Tex before bouncing off the ropes...and lifted up into the air by Tex in a freakish show of strength! Tex hurled Ratchet into Jak, knocking them both down! Sly came in and nailed an Enziguri to Tex's skull, dazing her! Sly bounced off the ropes...and Tex caught him with a One-Handed Spinebuster! Jason suddenly booted Tex in the head out of nowhere, knocking her down! Jason lifted her up for the Absolute Destruction, but Tex landed behind him, turned him around...AND NAILS THE TEXAS DOMINATOR (Inverted Sitout Side Powerslam)! Tex got up and Red dived off the top...AND GETS HIT WITH THE FREELANCE IN MID-AIR!

"TEX IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!" Church stated. "TEX IS SHOWING WHY SHE WON THE RUMBLE IN 2008! SHE'S TAKING OUT EVERYBODY HERE!"

"THIS IS ONE DANGEROUS FEMALE RIGHT HERE!" Sarge stated. "THE SCARS WE GOT FROM HER BEATINGS SHOW IT! I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN STOP TEX!

Tex gave out a powerful war cry as the crowd went crazy for her, and she picked up Tails and tried to eliminate him! The clock began to tick down, and the buzzer rang...

("Seduction" by Eminen)

"WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!" Church exclaimed.

The crowd exploded into shocked cheers as a certain someone came out...a person wearing a certain Zero Suit...a person with long blond hair...that person was...

#22 Samus Aran

"SAMUS ARAN!" Church exclaimed. "MY GOD, THE FIRST FEMALE WORLD CHAMPION IN FICTION WRESTLING IS HERE! SAMUS HAS COME TO UCA!"

"AM I SEEING THINGS?! I MUST BE DREAMING! SOMEONE HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER SO I CAN WAKE UP!"

Samus ran down the ramp and jumped onto the apron. She climbed to the top turnbuckle and hit the Ice Beam (Front Missile Dropkick) on Gordon! Samus got up and ducked a clothesline from Jason and bounced off the ropes to him, nailing a Running STO on him! Samus got back up just as Tails kicked her in the gut and landed a few rights on her before going for a whip into the ropes! Samus twisted herself mid-whip, got behind Tails and hooked him up, hitting the Metroid Killer (Glam Slam) on him! Samus turned around...

...and came face-to-face with Tex!

"HOLY SHIT! This is surreal!" Church exclaimed. "For the first time ever in WRESTLING PERIOD, we have two women competing in a Royal Rumble at the same time! And what a doozy it is! The first female World Champion and the first female Rumble Winner face to face!"

"Is this really happening?! Are we living in the same world?! Because I think I may have gone to dreamland at some point!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd cheered like crazy as all the action in the ring actually stopped, watching as the two females stared each other down in the middle of the ring...and Tex threw the first punch! The two females began to trade punches in the ring as the crowd was coming unglued! Tex got the upper hand and whipped Samus into the ropes! Samus bounced back and slid underneath Tex. Samus stood up and Dropkicked Tex in the back of the head, dropping her to her knees! Samus bounced off the ropes once more...and into a Spinebuster from Tex! Tex picked up Samus and lifted her up for the Texas Dominator! Samus landed behind Tex though and hooked her up for the Metroid Killer! Tex elbowed Samus away from her, and tried to grab her, but is hit hard in the face by Samus, and responds with a hard right to the face! The two women brawl with one another, the men watching in amazement and they didn't notice the clock run down and the buzzer rang...

("Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold)

"Oh my God..." Church muttered.

#23 Bowser

Every male in the ring froze in place as the music played before looking up to see Bowser standing on the ramp with a intense look on his face before he walked down the ramp as the crowd hated on his very presence!

"Bowser has arrived!" Church stated. "After screwing Sonic earlier, Bowser has come here, and he's come here for a World Title shot!"

"Bowser wants to break the Big Man Curse so much!" Sarge stated. "He's a threat to everyone in that ring!"

As soon as Bowser got on the apron, every men in the ring converged at him and began beating the hell out of him before he even got in the ring! Bowser stepped over the apron as he continued to get hit by everyone...

...AND BOWSER JUST PUSHES THEM ALL AWAY! Bowser see Samus and Tex still brawling, too into their battle to notice Bowser, and the Koopa King grabbed them both by the throats and pushed them over the top ropes and to the floor!

"Bowser just eliminated both women in the Rumble in one fell swoop!" Church stated.

"Bowser don't care if you are man or woman; he will kick your ass regardless if it means winning this thing!" Sarge stated.

Bowser then Big Booted an incoming Jak, and the clotheslined Ratchet as he ran at him, and then Starforce! Sly threw a right, but was caught and hit was a thunderous Spinebuster! Chaos tried to fight Bowser, but Bowser just headbutted the God of Destruction! Boot to Senji! Shadow went for the Chaos Blast, but Bowser caught the leg and just pushed Shadow down! Bowser clotheslined Crunch over the ropes to the floor!

"And there is the next casualty of Bowser's rampage!" Church said. "And that was an over 300 lb. bandicoot!

Tails dived off the top towards Bowser, but Bowser catches him by the throat! Bowser chokeslams Tails out of the ring to the floor!

"MY GOD! BOWSER JUST CHOKESLAMMED TAILS TO HELL!" Church exclaimed.

"ALONG WITH HIS WORLD TITLE ASPIRATIONS!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser turned around, and then grabbed Matt by the throat...CHOKESLAM TO MATT! Bowser grabbed Crash, and then Chokeslammed Crash as well! Jason and Red stumbled to their feet were grabbed by the throat...DOUBLE CHOKESLAM ON THEM! The Sony Saints suddenly converged on Bowser and began hitting him with everything they got, trying to work together to defeat him. They backed Bowser up into the ropes, continuing to strike him with punches and kicks...

...BOWSER BACK BODY DROPS ALL THREE OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!

"HOLY SHIT!" Church exclaimed. "BOWSER ELIMINATED ALL OF THE SONY SAINTS IN ONE FELL SWOOP!"

"AS IF THE SONY SAINTS COULD STOP THE FORCE KNOWN AS BOWSER!" Sarge stated.

Bowser looked at the carnage in the ring...and saw only Gordon standing, staring at him fearlessly. Bowser growled and ran at him for a clothesline, but Gordon ducked it and began laying in rights on the Koopa King! After several hard punches, Bowser pushed Gordon into the ropes. Gordon bounced off and nailed a Dropkick to Bowser's knee! With Bowser on a knee, Gordon then nailed a DDT on Bowser! The crowd stood in shock at Gordon's skill as Gordon began pounding away on the downed Koopa King! Bowser slowly rose up as Gordon pounded...and grabbed Gordon and threw him over the ropes to the floor!

"Gordon actually got Bowser down for a moment, but it wasn't enough as Bowser eliminated him as well!" Church stated.

"Gordon did well in his debut, especially against Bowser, but that's a beast that can't be stopped!" Sarge stated. "And now everyone but Bowser is down!

Bowser growled at Gordon just as the buzzer rang...

("Over and Under" by Egypt Central)

#24 Falco Lombardi

The crowd cheered as the Star Fox pilot wasted no time running down the ramp!

"Falco has entered this Rumble at the worst possible time!" Church stated. "He's got to deal with a DOMINANT Bowser right now!"

"Falco may be the next meal in Bowser's course soon." Sarge stated.

Bowser growled as Falco slid into the ring...and ran past him! Falco ran at Starforce who was just getting up and tackled him back down just as he was getting up!

"What the hell?!" Sarge exclaimed. "Falco just went past Bowser and to Starforce Megaman!"

"Falco hasn't forgotten what Starforce did to his friend, Fox!" Church stated. "To him, kicking his ass is more important than dealing with Bowser!"

Bowser raised an eyebrow at this before shrugging, deciding to let Falco do this before going to Crash! Falco continued to pound away at Starforce with vicious rights Megman could not cover from before picking him up! Falco nailed a Roundhouse Kick to the skull, followed by the Falcon Striker (Jumping Complete Shot)! Falco picked up Starforce and was about to throw him over the top rope, but was weakly attacked from behind by a recovered Jason. Panting heavily, Jason weakly threw a right, but Falco ducked it and nailed the Falcon Striker on him! Falco turned to see Starforce against the ropes, and clotheslined him over! Starforce landed on the apron, and Falco grabbed him...BUT WAS LOW-BLOWED BY STARFORCE THROUGH THE ROEPS! Starforce then pull Falco over the ropes to the floor!

"Hah, Starforce eliminated Falco with such ease! Such an awesome sight for the Reds!" Sarge said.

"Bullshit, dammit!" Church stated. "Starforce low-blowed Falco out of nowhere in order to eliminate him! Starforce practically stole this from Falco!"

Starforce smirked down tiredly at Falco on the floor before turning to the ring and seeing Matt throw a punch at him. Starforce blocked it and hit Matt with a punch of his own. Starforce was about to enter back in...BUT FALCO GRABBED STARFORCE'S LEG AND PULLED HIM OFF THE ARPON!

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed. "THAT DAMN FALCO! THAT'S NOT LEGAL!"

"THERE'S NO DQ, SO IT CAN BE DONE! AND THANKS TO FALCO, STARFORCE IS OUT!" Church exclaimed.

Starforce was stunned as he landed on the floor, was once again taken down by Falco who rained down more fists to the skull of Starforce! Falco picked him up and whipped Starforce as hard as he could into the barricade! Falco then clotheslined him over the barricade to the ringside crew area! Falco scowled angrily at Starforce before picking up a steel chair as Starforce got up...AND SLAMMED IT ACROSS STARFORCE'S SKULL! The newest Megaman was dazed on his feet before being pulled in by Falco and nailed with the Falcon Striker!

"PAYBACK'S A BITCH, STARFORCE!" Church said. "Starforce's misdeeds caught up to him here in the Royal Rumble!"

"That sore loser Falco! He's just plain jealous of Starforce's success!" Sarge stated.

Falco glared down at the unmoving Megaman as refs told him to back off which he did as left the ringside area. Everyone still in the ring was now up and about and fighting as the buzzer rang...

("Give Me A Sign" by Breaking Benjamin)

#25 Luigi

The crowd cheered loudly as Luigi came running down the ramp, both confident and nervous at the same time.

"YES! Mario's little brother is in the house!" Sarge said. "How awesome would it be if Luigi won this and he faced Mario at Final Clash! Best...main event...EVER!"

"Well, Luigi's got history on his side at least here!" Church said. "Five of the past winners have won the Rumble from this spot, so this number definitely has something smiling upon it!"

Luigi slid into the ring and went after Crash, punching him over and over again. Crash was backed into the corner before being whipped into the adjacent corner, Luigi following him in! Crash climbed the corner and suddenly hit the Crash and Burn on Luigi! Crash picked up Luigi and went for the Wumpa Twsit, but Luigi spun out of it and nailed a Dragon Suplex on him! Luigi picked up Crash and tried to eliminate him, but Red suddenly grabbed him from behind and nailed the Poke-Flow on Luigi! Red picked up Luigi and planted him with a DDT! Chaos came in and nailed a boot to Red's skull before pulling him in for a Black Hole Slam!

Bowser was choking Matt out in the corner with a sick smirk on his face. Bowser pulled Matt out of the corner, grabbed his throat, and lifted him up for a Chokeslam. Matt got out it and landed behind Bowser. Matt leaped and nailed an Enziguri to Bowser's skull, causing the Koopa King to fall to a knee! Shadow came in and nailed the Chaos Blast on Bowser! Shadow then kicked Matt in the gut and went for a Chaos Nightmare, but Matt Back Body Dropped him over the ropes! Shadow held onto the ropes and landed on the apron, and landed a Forearm to the back of Matt's head! Shadow came back in and nailed Matt with a Reverse Suplex! Jason came in, grabbed Shadow, and nailed the Brink of Insanity on him! The clocked ticked down and the buzzer rang...

("Hero" by Pop Evil)

#26 Ben Tennyson

The Chicago crowd gave a loud reaction, about 80/20 cheer/boo ratio, as Ben Tennyson, cocky smirk and all! Chaos saw him and let go of Red, staring a hole in Tennyson.

"The hometowner's finally here in the Rumble!" Church stated. "Tennyson looks to add Royal Rumble winner to his UCA resume, and look at Chaos! He is staring daggers at Tennyson!"

"No one has forgotten what has transpired between them on the UWE/CCW Supershow!" Sarge stated. "We're going to get a sneak preview of their epic battle here in the Rumble!"

Chaos begged for Ben to get in, and Ben was more than willing to do so as he slid in the ring! Chaos immediately took down Tennyson and laid in the rights on him before Tennyson rolled them over and he began laying in the rights on Chaos! Both men scrambled to their feet where Chaos kicked Ben in the gut and whipped him into the ropes! Chaos went for a clothesline as he came back, but Tennyson ducked it, grabbed Chaos from behind and planted him with the Galaxy Storm! Ben waited as Chaos got up and went for the Galaxy Strike, but Chaos ducked it! He lifted Ben onto his shoulder for Ragnarok, but Tennyson slid out of it, and lifted Chaos up for the Omni-Slam! Chaos elbowed Ben in the side of the head a couple of times before sliding off, setting Ben up for the Ride to Hell. Ben Back Body Dropped him, picked up Chaos and nailed a stiff Forearm to the face, following by another! Ben whipped Chaos into the ropes and went for another Back Body Drop, but Chaos caught him with a Facebreaker Knee Smash! Chaos went to pick up Ben...

...but was thrown over the top rope to the floor by Shadow!

"HOLY CRAP!" Church shouted. "Shadow just eliminated Chaos when he least expected it! Payback for the defeat earlier!"

"I don't believe it! How could Shadow eliminate Chaos like that?! It's not possible!" Sarge exclaimed.

Chaos got onto his knees on the outside, looking at Shadow in disbelief. Shadow smirked and just waved bye-bye to him, causing Chaos to try and get into the ring in anger, only for many refs to hold him back and pull him back up the ramp! Shadow continued to wave bye-bye, until he was grabbed by Jason and nailed with the Mental Breakdown!

Red was currently pounding on Bowser who was leaning on the ropes! Red bounced off the ropes to Bowser, but was booted in the face by him! Bowser ran at Red, but was Drop Toe Hold by him! Matt then came in and dropped a leg across Bowser's neck. Red and Matt then picked up Bowser as hard as they could, and tried to Double Suplex him...only for Bowser to Double Suplex them! The clock ran down and the buzzer rang...

("I Am (Third Remix)" by Dale Oliver)

#27 Hope the Hedgehog

The crowd cheered loudly as Hope the Hedgehog came out with a serious expression on his face and ran down the ramp with a full head of steam!

"It's Hope the Hedgehog, who's got some VERY personal problems going on in UWE!" Church stated. "He'll need to put those aside for the moment if he wants to win here!"

"I got to admit, some of the things done to him are things even I can't condone, but still, he should just SUCK IT UP!" Sarge stated. "Though channeling some of that anger could help him...somewhat."

Hope got on the apron, and quickly nailed a Springboard Forearm Smash on Luigi! Hope stood up and nailed a Back Heel Kick on an incoming Jason! He picked up Jason and whipped Jason into the ropes, and nailed him with a Hurricarana as he came back! Bowser suddenly came in and clotheslined Hope down! He picked Hope up and lifted him up for a Chokeslam, but Hope landed behind Bowser, and nailed him with a Pele' Kick! Bowser was dazed on his feet, and Hope followed up with a Roundhouse Kick, and then an Enziguri to the skull! Bowser fell onto his knees, and Hope saw Luigi leaning against the ropes...AND HIT THE DOSE OF LIGHT ON HIM, SENDING HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!

"And Hope nearly kicked Luigi's head off in that elimination!" Hope stated.

"Gah, that means the Mushroom Kingdom is out of it..." Sarge said despairingly. "So wrong..."

Hope glared at Luigi on the outside before grabbing Crash. Crash suddenly kicked Hope and nailed the Wumpa Twist on him! Crash then picked up Hope and tried eliminating him!

Tennyson was kicking Matt in the corner in a vicious manner! Ben flashed a cocky smirk before slapping Matt upside in the head! He pulled Matt in for a Galaxy Strike, but Matt ducked it. Tennyson turned around, was kicked by Matt, and then nailed with the Rocker Smash! Senji himself tried for an Invisible Black on Red, but reversed and nailed the Poke-Flow on him! Matt and Red immediately locked eyes with each other.

"Oh yeah, now we are getting it!" Church stated. "It's the Poke-Digi dream match we want! It's going to be awesome!"

"Matt and Red are ready to go at it, you can feel it!" Sarge stated.

Red said "Let's see if you still got it" and Matt replied with "Oh I got it. Let me show you." The two engaged in a lock-up, ending with Red kneeing Matt in the gut. Red got behind for a German Suplex, but Matt elbowed Red in the head. Matt bounced off the ropes behind Red, and nailed him with a Throwback! Matt then went for the Digital Breakdown, but Red landed on his feet and hit a Reverse STO! Red picked up Matt and landed a Suplex on him, then bounced off the ropes for a Leg Drop, but Matt rolled out of the way! Matt got up and nailed an Enziguri to Red's skull, dropping him to the mat. Matt waited as Red got up, and ran at him, but was hit with a clothesline by Red!

"Man, Matt and Red are just going at it! And I think those two are really enjoying facing each other right now!" Church stated.

"Yeah, two guys from the first days of both Pokemon and Digimon duking it out...Hey, the clock's ticking down!" Sarge stated.

Red went to pick up Matt when the clock ticked down and the buzzer rang...

("Blue's Champion Theme" from Pokemon Black 2/White 2)

The crowd stood on its feet in shock as Red let go of Matt, looking at the stage in both shock and anger. Red went to the ropes and waited as the music continued to play, begging for him to come out.

"That music! It could only be one person! Red was right! He IS here!" Church stated.

"He has made his return to UCA! He is finally...wait a minute, where the hell is he?" Sarge questioned.

Indeed, the owner of said music was nowhere to be seen, and red was getting angry, shouting "COME OUT YOU COWARD! WE GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS! Red leaned against the ropes, shouting for the guy he was expecting to come out...

...WHEN JASON FLIPPED HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church exclaimed. "JASON JUST ELIMINATED RED!"

"HAH, YES! YES! YES! SO AWESOME!" Sarge shouted."JASON JUST ELIMINATED THE FACE OF UCA! THAT'S WHAT RED GETS FOR TAKING HIS EYE OFF THE BALL!"

Red sat on his knees on the outside, looking at Jason in shock who just chuckled maniacally, albeit tiredly before going over to Crash and trying to eliminate him. Suddenly...

("Hero" by Nickelback)

The crowd erupted into X-Pac heat as Robin came out and down the ramp, Red looking at him in disbelief.

#28 Robin

"Wait a minute! ROBIN'S the real 28th entrant?! What the hell is going on?!" Church exclaimed.

Robin slid into the ring past the still shocked Red and ran at Bowser...WHO LIFTED HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND THREW HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!

"Aaaaaaannnndddd...Robin's out...yeah, we all expected that to happen." Sarge stated.

Red finally snapped out of his shock and stood up, backing up the ramp, trying to figure out what the hell just happpened. He continued looking at the ramp trying to make heads or tails of this as he reached the ramp...and gets attacked onstage by...

...BLUE!

"IT'S BLUE! AND HE JUST KNOCKED RED INTO LA-LA LAND!" Church stated.

"THE ONE BLUE THAT DOESN'T SUCK IS HERE!" Sarge stated.

Blue stared dangerously at the downed Red before picking him up...AND HITS THE SHELL SHOCK DDT ON THE STEEL STAGE!

"DAMMIT, THIS WAS A SET-UP!" Church realized. "THE DAMN MUSIC WAS JUST A FAKE-OUT! BLUE SCREWED RED AGAIN!"

"HAH, BLUE IS SO SMART! RED IS FINALLY GETTING HIS COMEUPPANCE!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd was booing the hell out of Blue as he stared down at Red with a vicious snarl before leaving for backstage, leaving officials and on-hands crew to help Red out to the back.

In the ring, Tennyson was trying to eliminate Matt over the top rope, but was attacked by Shadow from behind. Shadow tried for a Suplex, but Ben pushed Shadow away and nailed him with the Galaxy Strike! Tennyson picked up Shadow and was about to throw him over, but Hope suddenly Dropkicked Ben in the jaw! Hope ran at the ropes and hit a Springboard Moonsault on Tennyson! Hope picked up Tennyson and threw him over the top rope, but Ben landed on the apron! Hope ran at him, but Ben caught him with a fist to the mouth! Ben got back and clothesline Hope to the ground, but then got him with a Diving Crossbody from Crash out of nowhere! Senji grabbed Crash and nailed the Crow Claw on him! Eventually, the buzzer rang once more...

("My Town" by Hollywood Undead)

#29 Naruto Uzumaki

The crowd cheered as Naruto came out and pointed to the Final Clash sign, saying "Believe It" before running down the ramp.

"2009's Royal Rumble winner is in the house!" Church stated. "He's looking for Rumble win No. 2 to finally win the World Title at Final Clash!"

"Oh please, when was the last time Naruto actually did something big? NEVER!" Sarge said. "So count him out!"

Naruto slid into the ring and ducked a clothesline from Jason! Naruto grabbed Jason and planted him with a German Suplex! Naruto then clotheslined Shadow down, and then picked him up for a Backstabber! Crash suddenly grabbed Naruto and planted him with an Aftershock, and then quickly climbed to the top! Crash dived off for the Crash Landing, but Naruto moved out of the way! Crash landed on the mat and got to his knees, where he was greeted by a Ninja Kick! Naruto saw Bowser in the corner and ran at him fearlessly, laying in fist after fist into Bowser's face. Naruto backed up and ran at Bowser, but was hit with a Big Boot from Bowser! Bowser picked up Naruto and nailed a Sidewalk Slam on him!

Matt tried flipping Ben over the top rope, but Ben held onto the ropes and kicked Matt away! Ben then ran and nailed the Galaxy Strike on Matt! Ben picked up Matt and tried for the Omni-Slam, but Senji came in and nailed a Big Boot to Ben, causing him to inadvertently hit a Samoan Drop on him! Senji then picked up Ben, but then nailed a stiff forearm to the face of Senji, backing him up a bit. Ben ran at Senji and leaped at him, but Senji caught him in his arms, and dumped him over the ropes to the floor!

"And Ben is gone, courtesy of one dangerous Deadman!" Church stated.

"If this were CCW, that would NEVER have happened..." Sarge grumbled.

There was a mixed reaction as Senji smirked down at the fallen Bem but was hit with an Edge-O-Matic from Matt as the clocked winded down.

10...

9...

"We're down to the final entrant in the Rumble!" Church said.

8..

7...

"I am so excited that he is finally in!" Sarge stated.

6..

5...

"And we ALL know who this guys is." Church stated.

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2...

"HERE HE COMES!" Sarge said happily.

1..

The buzzer rang!

You Think You Know Me?

("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)

#30 Scourge the Hedgehog

The crowd gave out very loud boos as Scourge came in, a wild gleam in his eyes as he tore off his sunglasses and jacket before sprinting down the ramp.

"The self-proclaimed 'King of the World' has finally made his appearance!" Church stated. "He got the final entry spot weeks ago in a Triple Threat, and he plans on making sure it leads to victory!"

"He won the Rumble in 2007 in the most ingenious way possible!" Sarge stated. "And he's looking to be a two-time Rumble winner tonight! And there are no more entrants! One of the men in the ring will be this year's Rumble winner!"

Scourge slid into the ring and waited, picking his spot...and Spears Matt in half! Scourge gets up and then spears Crash in two! Scourge ducks a clothesline from Jason and then Spears the IC Champ! Senji ran after Scourge, but got Speared for his troubles! Scourge then speared Shadow! Naruto grabbed Scourge from behind and went for the Nine-Tails Destroyer, but Scourge landed on his feet! Naruto got up and GOT SPEARED BY SCOURGE! Bowser grabbed Scourge and threw him into the corner, and ran at him, but Scourge Drop Toe Holds him into the second turnbuckle! Bowser stands up in a daze...AND ACTUALLY GETS SPEARED BY SCOURGE!

"Scourge is a Spearing machine right now!" Church stated. "He's Spearing anything that moves or breathes!"

"This is the awesomeness of Scourge at work, ladies and gentlemen!" Sarge stated. "Bow down to it, ladies and gentleman!"

Scourge saw Hope standing near the corner, and ran at him for the Spear...but Hope leapfrogged over him! Scourge crashed into the second turnbuckle and stumbled out of it, where Hope turned him around and nailed a Swinging Neckbreaker on him! Hope then stomped on the face of Scourge! He picked up the green hedgehog and tried eliminating him! Scourge held onto the ropes, and elbowed Hope away! Scourge tried for a Clothesline, but Hope ducked it and nailed the Pele' Kick! Scourge stood on his feet dazed and Hope bounced off the ropes to Scourge, but Scourge got behind him and nailed the Scourge-O-Matic! Scourge picked Hope up...

...AND BOTH OF THEM GET CLOTHESLINED BY BOWSER!

"Oh no, Bowser's back up and he looks pissed!" Church stated.

"Bowser wants the World Title shot he's been craving, and in his mind, he won't be stopped!" Sarge said.

Bowser picked up Hope and nailed a big Body Slam on him! He then grabbed Scourge and headbutted him in the skull! Naruto tried for a right, but Bowser caught it and threw Naruto halfway across the ring and down on the mat! Senji nailed a Jumping Forearm Smash to Bowser, and bounce off the ropes to the Koopa King, but got a Black Hole Slam for his troubles! Bowser then lifted Matt into a Military Press and dropped him to the mat stomach-first! Bowser grabbed Crash by the throat and hit a Chokeslam on him! Bowser then lifted Scourge up into a Military Press...

...he walked to the ropes...

...SHADOW CHOP BLOCKED THE LEG OF BOWSER! Bowser let go of Scourge and he dropped to the mat as Bowser fell to his knees. Bowset got back up...BUT GETS HIT WITH THE DOSE OF LIGHT FROM HOPE! Bowser is dazed on his feet...AND THEN GETS THE CHAOS BLAST FROM SHADOW! Bowser falls to his knees as Naruto sized him up...AND GETS THE NINJA KICK TO THE SKULL!

"FUDGE POPS, BOWSER GOT KICKED IN THE SKULL THREE TIMES!" Sarge exclaimed.

"I THINK EVERYONE NOW REALIZES THAT BOWSER IS A THREAT, AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH!" Church shouted.

Bowser had a glazed look in his eyes as he was about out on his knees, and Senji hooked his arms and planted him with a Double Arm DDT! Bowser's head bounced off the mat and fell onto his back! Matt climbed to the top of the corner and sized Bowser up...

...AND HITS A 450 SPLASH ON BOWSER! Matt rolled away holding his gut as now it was Crash standing at the top, flipping off...

...AND NAILS THE CRASH LANDING BIG-TIME! Jason climbed the corner on the opposite side of the ring, stood tall on it before diving off...

...JASON HITS A DIVING HEADBUTT ON THE KOOPA KING!

"HOLY CRAP! Everyone's hitting all they got on Bowser, they want to take the Koopa King out of commission!" Church stated.

"Bowser is getting annihilated out there!" Sarge stated.

Jason stood up holding his head in pain as all the current competitors stood around the fallen Bowser before Scourge got all their attention. He pointed to Bowser...and then gestured for him to go over the top rope. Everyone nodded and converged on Bowser.

"For once everyone agrees with Scourge: Bowser has GOT to go, and go quick!" Church said.

All of them grabbed Bowser and tried to lift Bowser off the ground, but the over 400 lbs. of dead weight was hard to lift even for the eight men. Eventually, after about twenty seconds, they manage to pull Bowser up to his feet, and slowly but surely drag him over to the ropes...

...BOWSER THROWS THEM ALL OFF HIM! Bowser stands up a bit dazed still, and Naruto gets back up and run at him! Bowser catches Naruto by the throat, and throws him over the top rope to the floor!

"Bowser just tossed Naruto out like he was NOTHING!" Church stated.

"They couldn't get Bowser out fast enough, and the beast has come back!" Sarge stated.

Senji came in and clobbered Bowser in the back of the head, and began delivering clubbing blows to the body of Bowser. The Koopa King suddenly pushed Senji away, and the Deadman rolled onto his feet. Bowser came after him, but Senji Dropkicked Bowser in the knee, buckling him down to a knee. Senji then hooked the arms, and went for the Crow Claw on him...

...but Bowser suddenly lifted Senji into the air! HE THROWS SENJI OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!

"MY GOD, WHAT STRENGTH!" Church stated. "Bowser just lifted Senji up into the air so effortlessly!"

"And the Deadman can head to the showers, because he is done for in this Rumble!" Sarge stated.

Shadow suddenly came in AND NAILED A THIRD CHAOS BLAST TO THE BACK OF BOWSER'S HEAD! Bowser fell to his knees, and that allowed Shadow to plant a Spike DDT on him! Shadow then climbed up to the top turnbuckle of the corner, and waited as Bowser slowly made it back to his feet...

...Shadow dived off..

...DOUBLE AX HANDLE! NO! Bowser caught him by the throat...AND CHOKESLAMMED SHADOW OVER THE ROPES ONTO SENJI!

"My God, now it's Shadow!" Church stated. "That make ELEVEN eliminations for Bowser! He's eliminated over a third of the Rumble!"

"Bowser has become the Kane of this match! And he may just break the Big Man Curse as well!" Sarge stated.

Bowser chuckled as the crowd booed viciously as he backed up and raised his fist in triumph...Crash ran past Bowser and climbed the corner! CRASH AND BURN ON BOWSER! Bowser actually falls back on the mat, and Crash tries to pick up Bowser! It's all in vain as Bowser is much too heavy for him. Crash manages to turn Bowser on his stomach, but is punched hard in the gut by the Koopa King. Bowser get up and knees Crash in the face! Bowser set up Crash...

...AND HIT THE BOWSER BOMB ON HIM! Bowser sneered down at Crash but didn't notice Matt climbing the corner behind him...MATT HIT A DIVING BULLDOG ON BOWSER!

"Matt comes in through the back door to take down Bowser once more!" Church stated.

Scourge and Jason traded blows in the middle of the ring until Scourge got a kick in and whipped Jason into the ropes! Scourge went for a Back Body Drop, but Jason stopped in front of him and nailed a Swinging Neckbreaker! Jason picked up Scourge and placed him in the corner. After nailing a few punches, Jason backed up and ran at Scourge, but Scourge caught him with a foot to the jaw! Jason stumbled backwards and falls on his backside, Scourge crouches down for the Spear and waits for Jason to get up...Scourge runs forward...

...JASON LIFTS HIM UP AND NAILS HIM WITH ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION! Jason gets up...and gets a Springboard Enziguri to the skull from Hope! Jason falls to the mat and Hope stomps on Jason a few times before picking him up. He goes to throw Jason out, but Jason suddenly lifts Hope onto his shoulders! Jason tries for Absolute Destruction, but Hope slides off and pushes Jason into the ropes! HOPE CLOTHESLINE JASON OVER THE ROPES!

...But Jason landed on the apron! Jason stood up on it.

"Jason AGAIN survives!" Church shouted.

...HOPE HITS THE DOSE OF LIGHT TO THE JAW OF JASON! Jason falls off the apron and to the ground below!

"OH NO! Jason's head got kicked off! He's out!" Sarge stated.

"After over forty-seven minutes in the match, Jason is out of the Rumble!" Church stated. "Considering he competed in such an exhausting match earlier, he has NOTHING to be ashamed of! But the Rookie Revolution will NOT be taking home the Rumble!"

Hope looked at Jason on the outside before picking up Scourge and tried throwing him over the top! Scourge held onto the ropes to keep himself in the ring until he elbowed Hope away! Hoped backed up a bit and Scourge ran for the Spear...Hope leapfrogged over Scourge, and Scourge Speared Crash instead! Scourge looked shocked until he was grabbed from behind by Hope who nails a Back Suplex Cutter on him! Bowser suddenly nailed a Big Boot on Hope and then dropped an Elbow across the heart! Bowser picked up Hope, and lifted him up by the throat...

...HOPE GRABS THE HEAD IN MID-AIR AND HITS A DDT! Hope gets up, but Matt grabbed him and nailed a Reverse Suplex on him! Matt then climbed to the second turnbuckle and nailed a Diving Leg Drop on Hope! Matt picked up Hope, but was nailed in the skull with a Forearm Smash from Hope! Matt backs into a corner from the shot as Hope falls back into the ropes, a bit tired...

...JASON GETS ON THE APRON AND PULLS HOPE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!

"SON OF A BITCH!" Church exclaimed. "JASON JUST ELIMINATED HOPE! WHAT THE HELL?! HE'S OUT OF THIS MATCH!"

"YEAH, AND I DON'T THINK JASON LIKES THAT VERY MUCH!" Sarge stated.

Jason dropped off the apron and began beating the hell out of Hope on the floor. Jason picked up Hope and threw him straight into the barricade before stomping the hell out of Hope against the barricade! This continued until refs came down to pull Jason away from Hope! Jason fought against the ref for a few moments until breaking free, but was taken down by Hope who began to lay down fists on Jason, and the two began to brawl! The refs pulled the two away from each other and up the ramp in a mist of flailing limbs struggling to get free!

"Jason just screwed Hope out of the Royal Rumble, and now these two are just going at it!" Church stated.

"Man, this Rumble has been crazy! Hope deserved that for screwing Jason!" Sarge stated.

"Yeah right..." Church muttered. "In any case...we are down to the Final Four..."

Matt, Crash, Scourge, and Bowser each stood in respective corners until they realized the gravity of the situation: they were all that was left.

"Matt Ishida, Crash Bandicoot, Scourge the Hedgehog, and Bowser!" Church stated. "One of these four will main event Final Clash!"

The four men stood where they were for a few seconds, looking at each other apprehensively until Scourge caught Matt and Crash's and pointed a thumb towards Bowser. After a bit of thinking, Matt and Crash nodded...and three went to Bowser and began pounding the hell out of Bowser!

"Those three realize how big of a threat Bowser is again!" Church stated. "Hopefully, this time it'll work! This'll wear Bowser down!"

"But will it work this time?" Sarge questioned. "Bowser's managed to survive these so far!"

The three continued to pound away at Bowser in the corner until Bowser knocked each of them away with hard punches to the face! Bowser clotheslined Matt, and then dealt a Big Boot to Crash! He grabbed Scourge and nailed a Scoop Slam on him! Scourge rolled away and Bowser followed him. Bowser lifted him up for another Scoop Slam, but Scourge landed behind Bowser! Scourge nailed a kick to the balls when he turned around, causing him to hold them in pain! Scourge bounced off the ropes to Bowser, but Bowser grabbed him by the throat and threw him into a corner! Still reeling in pain, Bowser ran at Scourge, but was caught with a foot the jaw! Scourge then got on the second turnbuckle, and hit a Tornado DDT on Bowser! Scourge then waited as Bowser slowly got back up...Scourge ran for the Spear...

...BOWSER CAUGHT HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Matt suddenly came in and Chop Blocked Bowser in the leg! Followed by a second Chop Block, and then a third Chop Block! Bowser was down on his knees and Matt ran at the ropes and bounced off them...and into a hand to the throat from Bowser! Bowser slowly stood up and lifted Matt up...

...MATT HITS A LEG-DROP BULLDOG ON BOWSER MID-LIFT!

"HOLY CRAP! WHAT A COUNTER!" Church exclaimed.

"Damn, even I got to admit, Bowser got Sarge'd there!" Sarge exclaimed.

Matt got on the apron tired and then climbed the corner to the top. Once there, Matt sized Bowser up...

...450 SPLASH ON BOWSER!

"MATT GOT THE 450 ON-" Church began.

"NO HE DIDN'T! Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser had caught Matt by the throat before he made impact and slowly stood up holding Matt! Bowser sneered at before him taking him down with a Chokeslam! Crash suddenly jumped in and nailed a flurry of forearms to the face of Bowser, dazing him immensely before bouncing off the ropes to Bwoser...AND GETS THROWN INTO THE AIR FREE-FALL STYLE! Crash lands on the mat hard and writhes in pain. Bowser stares maliciously at Crash as he slowly gets up, and grabs him by the throat and pushes to near the ropes...

"Oh no...I think the end may be near for Crash..." Church stated.

"Well it was nice knowing you Crash, I'll see you in the emergency room!" Sarge stated.

Bowser snarled at Crash in his grasp, and lifted him up into the air...

...

...

CRASH GRABBED HIS HEAD IN MID-LIFT! Crash landed on the apron and began pulling him over the top rope!

The crowd was on its feet as Bowser's feet began hovering off the mat! Crash pulled down on the head as hard as he could...

...Bowser's waist was on the other side of the rope!

...Crash laid his back on the apron for more leverage as he pulled more and more...

...Bowser hung upside down on the top rope...

...SCOURGE AND MATT GRAB BOWSER'S LEG AND GIVE THE FINAL PUSH! Bowser falls over the top rope to the floor below to thunderous cheers!

"BOWSER'S OUT! BOWSER'S OUT!" Church exclaimed. "MATT, SCOURGE, AND CRASH HAVE FINALLY ELIMINATED BOWSER! HIS RAMPAGE IS OVER!"

"BOWSER FELL TO THE BIG MAN CURSE! BOWSER COULDN'T BREAK IT!" Sarge said. "OH THE HUMANITY!"

Bowser got up on the outside and looked...okay with it? Indeed, Bowser just looked like it didn't matter as he left the ringside area and up the ramp, a satisfied smirk on his face, much to the confusion of the fans in attendance. In any case, Scourge and Matt slowly got up in the ring, and Matt ran at him and nailed a knee to the gut! Matt hit several punches backing Scourge into the ropes, and Matt whipped him into the adjacent ones! Matt went for a clothesline, but Scourge ducked it, grabbed the arm, and nailed an Arm-Trap Swinging Neckbreaker! Matt rolled over to a corner and pulled himself up against it. Scourge ran at him, but Matt caught him with an Elbow! Matt leaped onto the second turnbuckle, and nailed a Diving Knee Smash on Scourge...

...and Matt walks into a Spinning Wheel Kick from Crash! Crash laid on the mat for a few moments before standing, and picked up Matt! With all his might, he threw Matt over the top rope...

...but Matt held onto the ropes! Matt stood on the apron as Crash tried to grab him, but Matt hit a Shoulder Ram to the gut through the ropes! Matt got back in the ring and nailed a Knee Smash on Crash that sent him into the ropes...

...SCOURGE SPEARS MATT OUT OF NOWHERE!

"SON OF A BITCH! Matt nearly got Speared out of his botos!" Church stated.

"Ladies and gentleman, Matt is broken in two!" Sarge stated.

Scourge stood up and saw Crash leaning against the ropes! Scourge ran and CLOTHESLINED CRASH OVER THE TOP ROPE!

...BUT CRASH HELD ONTO THE ROPES! But Scourge didn't know as he turned his attention to Matt. Crash stood on the apron as Scourge tried to pick Matt up...SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF SCOURGE'S HEAD! Scourge was dazed as Crash grabbed him from behind and nailed a Backstabber! All three men were down on the mat for a few moments until Crash stood up and picked up Scourge...

...SCOURGE LOW-BLOWED CRASH! Scourge grabbed Crash's head and nailed the Raging Scourge on him!

"Dammit! Low blow followed by the Raging Scourge!" Church stated. "Scourge will go to any lengths to win this this thing!"

"No DQs, so Scourge can take any lengths he wants, and it won't be considered dirty...you dirty Blue." Sarge said.

Scourge sat up, exhausted before chuckling evilly. He picked up Crash and placed him against the ropes trying to eliminate him. Crash held onto the ropes for dear life...

...he got Crash's feet off the mat...

...he lifted Crash even higher up...

...Crash was hanging upside down over the top rope!

...MATT FLIPPED SCOURGE OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Crash landed on the apron as Scourge landed on the floor!

"SCOURGE IS GONE! SCOURGE IS ELIMINATED!" Church stated. "SCOURGE FORGOT ABOUT MATT AND IT COST HIM!"

"NO! NO! NO! HOW COULD WE LOSE SCOURGE?! THOSE DAMN DIRTY BLUES! DAMN THEM TO HELL!" Sarge exclaimed.

Scourge was in absolute disbelief as he stood up and began yelling obscenities, angry that he had been so close yet so far! Several refs came down and tried to calm down, trying to get him to backstage while he was still raging!

"Oh poor Scourge, he was so sure he had this won..." Sarge despaired. "Not fair, he was the last great guy in this match..."

"Well too bad, Scourge lost, so he should suck it up." Church stated. "But look at this!"

The crowd was exploding in the Allstate Arena as Matt and Crash laid on the mat for a few moments in pure exhaustion before slowly pushing themselves up to a vertical basis. The two locked eyes, and reality set in: they were all that was left!

"We are down to fucking two people! The No. 2 entrant Matt Ishida! The No. 7 entrant Crash Bandicoot!" Church said. "One of these men is going to Final Clash! CAN IT GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS?!"

Matt and Crash stared each other down until they met each other face-to-face in the middle of the ring. They both looked at the Final Clash sign longingly before locking eyes once more heatedly. They each pointed towards the Final Clash sign, proclaiming that this was their moment...

...MATT THREW THE FIRST PUNCH! The two began trading blows at a frantic pace with the crowd going crazy! Matt got the upper hand in the exchange, backing up Crash into the ropes before whipping him! Crash reversed though and whipped Matt into the adjacent ropes! Crash went for a Back Body Drop as he came back, but Matt leaped over him...

...AND RAN INTO A SPEAR FROM SCOURGE! The crowd gasped in shock as Crash turned around...AND GOT SPEARED BY SCOURGE AS WELL!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church exclaimed. "SCOURGE JUST SPEARED BOTH MEN STRAIGHT TO HELL!"

"YES! THE KING OF THE WORLD LEAVES HIS MARK!" Sarge cheered.

The crowd poured on the hate as Scourge glared down hatefully at both men for a few moments before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp, muttering to himself that he should have won the Rumble, and that he was screwed out of his rightful title shot!

"That sore loser!" Church exclaimed. "He couldn't handle being eliminated, so he Speared Crash and Matt to hell! Damn him!"

"Scourge was supposed to have won the Rumble, but he was screwed out of it!" Sarge stated. "So he is in the right here!"

"Yeah right..." Church muttered.

Crash and Matt laid on the mat for close to a minute until they both began to stir. They slowly made it to their feet, and once there, Crash threw a right at Matt! Matt retaliated with a hard right of his own! The two began trading blows once more in the ring, and after several moments, Crash nails a Savate Kick on Matt, sending him into the ropes! Crash ran at him...

...MATT BACK BODY DROPPED HIM OVER THE ROPES! Crash landed on the apron though and Crash leaped up as Matt turned around, and nailed a Head Kick to him! Matt stumbled to the middle of the ring in a daze. Crash leaped onto the ropes, and springboarded off them...

...MATT CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A POWERSLAM!

"Crash's high-flying cost him there as he gets caught with a Powerslam!" Church stated.

"Such a stupid move." Sarge simply said.

Matt panted on the ground for a bit before he picked up Crash and nailed a few Forearms to the face before whipping him into a corner. Matt ran full speed at Crash, but Crash caught him with both feet to the jaw. Matt backed up and Crash ran at him, but was caught with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! Crash arched his back in pain and rolled over to the ropes as Matt was on his knees, so tired. Crash pulled himself up to his feet with the ropes...

...MATT CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE ROPES! Crash held onto the ropes hanging on for dear life as Matt turned his back to them as he fell to his knees. Crash got back on the apron and waited as Matt got back up and turned around...

...CRASH HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON MATT! Crash was on all fours before standing up, feeling an adrenaline rush coming. Matt got back to his feet, but was hit with a Clothesline from Crash! Matt got back up and got another Clothesline for his troubles! Matt stumbled to his feet and got an Enziguri to the skull! Matt fell back into the ropes, bouncing off them back into Crash's hands...

...CRASH NAILS THE AFTERSHOCK!

"AFTERSHOCK! Crash is just feeling it and on fire right now!" Church stated.

Crash picked up Matt, placing him in a Front Facelock before throwing his hand out in a gesture before spinning...

...Matt spun out of it, and grabbed Crash from behind...AND HITS THE DIGITAL BREAKDOWN!

"And Matt extinguishes that fire big time!" Sarge stated.

Matt dragged Crash's body to the nearest corner before taking a deep breath and climbing up to the top turnbuckle, back turned to Crash. Once there, Matt steadied himself before backflipping off of it...

...CRASH GETS THE KNEES UP! Matt crashed stomach-first into them and fell onto the mat holding them in pain! Crash got up and grabbed the corner waiting as Matt slowly got back up to his feet holding his stomach...Crash climbed up the corner quickly...backflipped off of it and twisted..

...CRASH AND BURN ON MATT!

"The Crash and Burn connects on Matt! And it was not a pretty thing for him!" Church stated.

"Crash is taking it to Matt, and technically, he's fresher than Matt since he entered later than he did!" Sarge stated.

Matt was laid out on the mat before being picked up the bandicoot. Crash pointed to the Final Clash sign...

...BEFORE THROWING MATT OVER THE ROPES! Matt kept hold of the ropes and his feet dangled over the floor before he managed to get himself on the apron. Crash grabbed Matt's head, but Matt broke free and nailed a STIFF punch to the face, causing Matt to stumble to the center of the ring! Matt climbed the nearest corner, sized up Crash...

...AND HITS A MISSILE DROPKICK ON CRASH! Crash was down as Matt walked over to him, picking him up to his feet. Matt grabbed him in a Front Facelock, and lifted him up for the Rocker Smash, but Crash landed behind him and pushed him chest-first into the corner. Matt backed out of it, and was hit with a Sleeper Slam from Crash! Crash then went to the corner and got on the second turnbuckle. He waited as Matt got back up to his feet...Crash went for a Front Missile Dropkick...

...Matt caught him by the legs! Crash landed back-first on the mat, and Matt turned him over...

...AND LOCKED IN THE DIGIVITALIZER (Walls of Jericho)!

"SUBMISSION HOLD LOCKED IN! AND WHAT A NASTY SUBMISSION IT IS!" Church shouted.

"BUT YOU CAN'T WIN VIA TAP OUT!" Sarge pointed out.

"NO, BUT IT'LL WEAKEN CRASH ENOUGH TO GET HIM OVER THE ROPES!" Church answered.

Crash cried out in pain as Matt cranked in the hold as tight as he could, pulling back on the legs in a vicious manner! This went on for about fourty-five seconds before Matt finally let go of Crash, the bandicoot groaning in great pain. Matt picked up Crash and placed him against the ropes,trying to get him over them...

...Matt managed to get his waist over the top rope...

...Crash elbowed Matt several times, forcing him to let go and back up! Crash managed to get back into the ring as Matt ran at him, but Crash caught him with a second Aftershock! Crash then picked up Matt...

...AND NAILED THE WUMPA TWIST!

"And there's the Wumpa Twist!" Church said. "And you know what follows that up!"

Crash gave out a great battle cry to the delight of the crowd before climbing up the nearest corner. He reached the top and stood tall on it...Crash flipped off...

...MATT ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! Crash landed back-first onto the mat! Matt got up and stalked Crash as he stumbled to his feet. Matt turned him around, kicked him in the gut, lifted him up...

...AND DROVE HIM DOWN WITH THE ROCKER SMASH!

"AND CRASH JUST GETS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD, COURTESY OF ONE VICIOUS BRAINBUSTER!" Church stated.

"AND YOU CAN KISS CRASH GOODBYE IN THIS MATCH!" Sarge stated.

Matt laid on the mat along with Crash as he was too exhausted to do anything at the moment. They laid there for twenty seconds until att slowly began to get up. He picked Crash up to his feet...

...AND THREW HIM OVER THE ROPES!

"CRASH IS GONE! MATT HAS WON! NO WAIT!" Church stated.

Crash held onto the top ropes and was dangling over the floor for his life unbeknownst to Matt who thought he had won. Slowly, Crash pulled his body back up to the ropes, and his body flipped over the ropes and back into the ring! Matt turned around to see Crash back in and ran at him, but Crash Drop Toe Holds him into the middle of the ropes! Matt stumbled back up to his feet and turned around...AND INTO A LEG LARIAT FROM CRASH! With Matt laid out, Crash crawled towards the apron, and slowly began to climb to the top of the corner. He stood up on top...flipped off...

...AND HITS THE CRASH LANDING!

"WE HAVE HAD A CRASH LANDING! AND MATT WAS THE VICTIM!" Church shouted.

"STICK A FORK IN MATT, HE'S DONE FOR!" Sarge exclaimed.

Crash laid across the mat, tired as hell before slowly pushing himself off the mat. He picked up Matt, readied himself with him...

...AND THREW MATT OVER THE ROPES!

...BUT MATT HELD ONTO THE APRON!

"MATT WILL NOT DIE! MATT REFUSES TO QUIT!" Church stated.

"WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO ELIMINATE THIS GUY?!" Sarge questioned.

Matt placed himself on the apron before sliding back in. Crash saw Matt as he got on his knees and Dropkicked him in the face! Cash laid down a multitude of punches on the Digidestined before backing up and waiting for Matt to get up. Once he did, Crash ran at him...

...MATT FLAPJACKS HIM ACROSS THE ROPES! Crash fell onto the mat before stumbling up holding his throat, and Matt grabs his head...AND THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES...

...but AGAIN Crash hangs onto the top ropes! This time, Matt saw as Crash dangled before going to flip himself back into the ring! Matt walked towards him and grabbed the legs as Crash was upside down! Crash suddenly wrapped the legs around Matt's head...

...AND PULLS HIM OVER THE ROPES WITH THEM! Matt hangs onto the top rope and dangled over the floor alongside Crash!

"Oh crap! Now BOTH of them are dangling for dear life!" Church stated.

"Someone's going to get kicked off here!" Sarge stated.

The two kicked at each other from the position, trying to kick each other down to the floor! This last several moments until both of them got themselves on the apron! They stood on their and began trading blows there, the crowd at a feverish pitch!"

"Both men have gone over the top rope! Both men are on the apron! First person to hit the floor loses! This is insane!" Church stated.

The two continued to trade hard blows in the ring for several more moments in the ring, until Crash kicked Matt in the gut. With Matt doubled over, Crash grabbed his head, threw his arm out before spinning around...

...

...

...

...WUMPA TWIST ON THE APRON! NO! Matt pushed Crash away across the apron in time! Crash stopped himself from crashing into the steel post before turning back around to face Matt, and was kicked in the gut! Matt grabbed Crash, lifted him up...

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...

...

...ROCKER SMASH ON THE APRON! CRASH FALLS OFF AND HITS THE GROUND BELOW! THE BELL RINGS AS THE CROWD GOES INSANE!

"MATT DID IT! MATT FUCKING DID IT! MATT ISHIDA IS GOING TO FINAL CLASH!" Church shouted.

I've (One More Shot) Been Resurrected
One More Shot
And Then I'm Over And Out
Gonna Show The Non-Believers What I'm Talkin' About
Ooh, I've (One More Shot) Been Resurrected
One More Shot
And Then I'm Under And Gone
Gonna Show The Non-Believers They Are Nothing But Wrong
Until The Day I Die

("Resurrected" by Peroxywhy?gen)

"Here is your winner of the UCA Royal Rumble Match...MATT ISHIDA!"

The crowd was absolutely thunderous as the music could be heard over their cheers. Matt slid back into the ring, laid across the mat on his stomach for a few moments before slowly pushing himself off the mat. He rose up to his knees, and it was at that moment that everything crashed upon him: he had won the Rumble! A relieved look crossed his face as he grabbed his hair, tears of jow starting to stream down his face as he shouted "YEEESSSSS!" before placing his face into the mat, relishing the victory.

"I NEVER THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN! I NEVER THOUGHT MATT WAS THE MYSTERY GUY! NEVER THOUGHT MATT WOULD EVEN BE HERE!" Church stated. "BUT MATT IS HERE, AND HE WENT THROUGH OVER ONE HOUR OF HELL TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!"

"THIS IS JUST INSANE! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?! I'M THINKING I'M ABOUT TO WAKE UP FROM THIS!" Sarge exclaimed. "MATT PULLED OFF THE UNTHINKABLE! MATT SOMEHOW DID IT AGAINST ALL ODDS!"

"MATT HAS MADE HISTORY! HE HAS BECOME THE FIRST PERSON IN UCA HISTORY TO WIN THE RUMBLE FROM #2! MATT HAS SHOCKED THE WORLD!" Church shouted.

Matt pulled himself off the mat and stood on his feet, tears still streaming down his eyes as he leaned against the rope in exhaustion before climbing up the turnbuckle, throwing his arms and shouting "I AM RESURRECTED!" Crash finally came to on the outside and stood up and saw Matt on the turnbuckle celebrating his victory! Matt and Crash locked eyes with one another, and Crash gave his signature grin, giving Matt a thumbs up before walking to the back.

"Crash has NOTHING to be ashamed of!" Church stated. "He may have come up short, but he last over 55 damn minutes in this match! That's impressive!"

"Crash gave Matt a thumbs up as well, I think showing that he's okay with his victory!" Sarge stated. "Crazy damn bandicoot..."

"I wouldn't mind seeing those two go at it again one day, but this is Matt's moment now." Church said.

Matt got off the turnbuckle and leaned against the corner, still reeling from the physical toll his body went through. He slowly backed out of the corner and stood in the middle of the ring, and looked up at the Final Clash sign. With a determined gaze, Matt pointed to the Final Clash sign, a fireworks extravaganza suddenly going off above him and on the stage.

"Matt has earned himself a first-class ticket to Final Clash!" Church stated. "He will be in the main event of UCA's biggest stage challenging for the World Heavyweight Title! And it's obvious Matt will do all he can to complete his resurrection and win the big one!"

"But Mario may say otherwise! If he makes it to Final Clash - which I think he will - he will do all he can to stop Ishida!" Sarge stated. "Matt has won the Rumble, now let's see what he does with it!"

"My God, what a night it's been! Title changes, extreme moments, classic matches, shocking moments, brutality, and title retention all capped off by Matt's shocking Royal Rumble win! And ladies and gentleman, this is only the beginning of the Path to Final Clash!"

"No doubt, there will be so much happening on the Path to Final Clash that it will make even some companies jealous! I can't wait for the next episode of Monday Night Flame after what has transpired here!"

"With that said, we've reached the end for tonight! We hope you enjoyed Royal Reckoning! I'm Leonard L. Church!" Church said.

"And I'm Sarge, Leader of the Reds!" Sarge stated.

"Goodnight everybody!" Church finished.

The show ended with Matt standing victorious in the ring, pointing towards the Final Clash sign with a newfound fire in his eyes as one of the biggest displays of fireworks went off around him. The Royal Reckoning logo appeared on the lower-lefthand of the screen as the show went off the air.

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Royal Reckoning Match Card Results

Matt Ishida wins UCA Royal Rumble Match

Super Mario def. Sonic the Hedgehog Last Man Standing Match (retains World Heavyweight Championship)

Chaos the Hedgehog def. Shadow the Hedgehog

Lightning Farron def. Tifa Lockhart and Princess Peach (retains Women's Championship)

Tails and Knuckles def. Luigi and Yoshi (retains World Tag Team Championship)

Tidus def. Toad Ladder Match (new Cruiserweight Champion)

Jason Krueger def. Pit (retains Intercontinental Championship)

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A/N: IT...IS...DONE! ROYAL RECKONING IS FINISHED! After writing no doubt the longest match I have ever written in the Royal Rumble Match, this PPV has officially come to an end! And what a way it ended, with Matt winning the Royal Rumble in shocking fashion! And this begins the Path to Final Clash, and who knows what will happen during this time? Anything could happen! In any case, I have had such a great enjoyment writing this whole PPV for you all! I hope you have enjoyed it the whole way through! And maybe it could win PPV of the Year!

It has been an honor writing this PPV for all of you, my loyal readers! Until next time, make sure to leave a review, and anticipate the next Monday Night Flame! See you all later!