Universal Character Association: Week 6
Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
(The screen shows Senji smirking out to the crowd from in the ring)
Contemplating everything you ever said
(The screen shows Blue brooding on the stage with a stoic look on his face)
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
(The screen shows Red hitting the Poke-Flow on Johnny Cage)
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
(The screen shows Kiva hitting the XLR on Mandy)
See you later
(The screen shows Starforce Megaman punting Fox in the skull)
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
(The screen shows Tidus on top of a ladder with the Cruiserweight Title raised high)
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
(The screen shows Jason Krueger hitting a Top-Rope Absolute Destruction on Cloud)
Well now that's over
(The screen shows Bowser giving a great roar out to his opponent)
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide
(The screen shows Lightning staring down Tifa in the ring with her Women's Title)
Back off I'll take you on
(The screen shows Team 2D hitting Non-Stop Violence on Sora through a table)
Headstrong to take on anyone
(The screen shows Sonic nailing Bowser in the back with a chair)
I know that you are wrong
(The screen shows Scourge posing on the turnbuckle with his hands raised in rock horns)
And this is not where you belong
(The screen shows Mario hitting the Super Mario Splash on Sonic and then raising the UCA World Championship overhead)
("Headstrong" by Trapt plays over the loudspeakers)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the music played, fireworks going off around the Titantron in spectacular fashion. The colors red, blue, and gold decorated the fireworks as they began going off in machine-gun fashion on the stage, before circling the Titantron, and then giving off one final blast of fireworks before the lights turned on. The crowd was going crazy as the camera went over them, the fans holding signs such as "D-Hedge X is back!", "For Your Mom, Elrics!", and "The Chamber Nears!" The camera then went to Sarge and Church at ringside.
"Welcome everybody to Monday Night Flame! I am Leonard L. Church, and right beside is none other than Sarge himself! We are live from Gotham City, and we are continuing on the Path to Final Clash, just 13 days away from Last Stand!"
"Last week, Mario managed to retain the World Title by disqualification against Bowser, but it was a TERRIBLE cost! Mario was DESTROYED by Sonic, Bowser, the Chamber participants, and Matt Ishida! He was beaten so bad, he won't be able to compete until Last Stand!" Sarge stated.
"Well, I can't say I will personally miss him in the ring. In any case, we got ourselves one hell of a night of action, including TWO Titles matches for the Cruiserweight and Tag Team Titles, and Chamber and Six-Pack Challenge Qualifying Matches! But first, we got something to kick off the night..." Church said.
The camera cuts to the ring, which had a pair of wooden, black stools placed inside of it, and the mat of the ring was now a color green with three claw marks on the center of the mat, with the letter "S" also on the center of the mat above the marks.
"...and ladies and gentleman, knowing this segment and it's host, it's going to be one wild segment for us all..." Church said.
"Oh boy, glad to see another edition of this so soon!" Sarge chuckled.
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)
The crowd booed loudly as Scourge came out to the stage wearing his signature leather jacket and sunglasses, and smirked cockily out to the crowd. With a chuckle, he threw up his hands in rock horns before making his way down the ramp and then entering the ring.
"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the host of the Raging Scourge, 'The King of the World' Scourge the Hedgehog!"
"Last week, Scourge the Hedgehog qualified for the Elimination Chamber Match by defeating Naruto Uzumaki. At Last Stand, he looks to win World Title number five and get to the main event Final Clash." Church said.
"But as you can see, right now, he's looking up to bring us quality entertainment through none other than the greatest talk show in history, the Raging Scourge! The SOS Chat, Ed Factor, and Disco Ball got nothing on this awesome deal!" Sarge exclaimed.
"You got to wonder exactly what Scourge has in mind this time for his show..." Church stated.
Scourge grabbed a mic off the stool and looked out to the crowd with a smirk before speaking. "People, before it was so nice, you just had to see it twice. Welcome to another edition of the Raging Scourge! Hosted by yours truly, 'The King of the World' himself, Scourge! The man who will dominate the Elimination Chamber in just 13 days and capture his FIFTH World Title. The man who will then go on to the main event of Final Clash, Spear that Digi-loser Matt into two damn pieces, retain the title, and then reign as World Champion, putting guys like Itachi and Chaos to shame! But for now, I'm here to give you all the best talk show imagiminable once more, because after all, with the praise the last show got, why not bring it back once more? Now you must be asking 'Who could Scourge possibly have as a guest to top his last one?' Now having Red, the face of UCA, as a special guest is something that is VERY hard to top especially with how things went last time. But...BUT, I have the perfect guest to top just that. He's a man who no one dares to interview these days because he's been labeled 'mentally unstable' by many, he's a man who took me under his wing when I was...ugh, Evil Sonic during the best year of his career and helped me become the badass King of the World I am today! Ladies and gentleman, he is one of the greatest of all time in UCA, he is to be inducted into this year's Hall of Fame, and he is a SIX-TIME World Champion! Ladies and gentleman, I give to you...
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...BLUE!"
("Unsettling Differences" by Blue Smoke Nancy)
The crowd booed thunderously, even louder than they boo Mario, as Blue came out onto the stage, wearing an ominous black jacket as his hair shadowed his eyes. He looked out to the crowd with a stoic look before making his way down the ramp in a slow, deliberate manner. He jumped onto the apron and entered the ring.
"Oh boy...Scourge couldn't have chosen a more hostile guest with his state of mind." Church stated. "This is a guy who is probably mentally unstable. Want proof? His new theme song. He's always used the 'Champion Theme' in some sort of form throughout his career, but this new theme...I think it shows just how dark Blue has gotten."
"I think this new theme suits Blue perfectly! He should have used this theme so long ago!" Sarge stated. "And Scourge has gotten the PERFECT guest for this edition of the Raging Scourge. This is the man who has everyone talking as of late, and only Scourge could be brave enough to interview him on live TV where anything can possibly happen."
"Well Blue certainly is on the news lately...mostly for what he has done to Red. Screwing Red out of the World Title at Survival, screwing Red out of the Royal Rumble at Royal Rumble, and recently, attacking Red before the main event of Best in the World. This bastard has done a lot, and Scourge seems to get some answers from his old teach tonight." Church said.
Scourge clapped for his teacher as Blue stood in the ring across from him. "Ladies and gentleman, give it up for the legend himself, Blue!" The crowd booed viciously as Scourge continued to clap for him. "Blue, it's an honor to have you on my talk show and to give me the honor of interviewing you." Scourge said.
Blue stared at Scourge with an unreadable expression before grabbing the mic off the stool and speaking into it. "Scourge...if you weren't my former student, I wouldn't bother with this, so consider yourself lucky. Now let's do this and get over with." Blue sits down on the stool while Scourge seems a bit surprised at his reaction before smirking and sitting down on his stool.
"Heh, that's Blue for ya people. A guy who takes shit from nobody and does what he wants, whenever he wants. Like I said, it's an honor to have you on my show man. After all, you are the guy who took me under your wing back in 2005 and 2006. You are the guy who helped teach me a lot about what I know about wrestling today, and helped me move out of the shadow of Sonic and become Scourge the Hedgehog. I have a lot to owe you for, and hell, UCA has a lot to owe you for all you have done for this company." The crowd booed viciously at all that was said and began to chant "Blue Sucks! Blue Sucks!" which earned a miffed expression on his face. "Oh, so you people want to crap on Blue? You want to diss on this living legend? You know, I can't understand why you think he's crap! This man has done it all! He's won World Titles, been Intercontinental Champ more times than anyone else, won the Royal Rumble, Triple Crown, Grand Slam...hell he even created his own World Title and legitimized it! No one has been able to do that before or since! You guys should be giving him respect! Yet, here you are are, crapping on him and his career, and why Just because he can't be one dude named Red! I can't believe-"
"Bite your tongue now or else...Evil Sonic..." Blue sneered into the mic, gaining an "OOOOOHHHHH!" from the crowd as Scourge looked to him in shock.
"Oh boy...I don't think Blue liked Scourge mentioning his inability to beat Red..." Church muttered.
"And he mentioned Scourge's former name...that's just..." Sarge trailed off.
"I am here to answer your questions, and nothing else, since you are my former student." Blue stated with a serious, dangerous tone. "But don't EVER mention THAT again, you got it? Remember your place..."
Scourge narrowed his eyes at Blue and tension filled the air for a few moments before Scourge raised his hand as if to calm things down. "Okay, okay, okay...let's let cooler heads prevail since I know how you are feeling these days. So let's get this thing started, shall we? Now you returned at Royal Reckoning in a very shocking fashion. But you haven't had a match yet in the company since you returned. So tell me, Blue, when are you going to have a match? I mean, are you going to be one of those guys that just..."
"Scourge, I am ready and willing to wrestle a match anytime, anywhere." Blue replied coolly. "I am a workhorse, plain and simple. I don't need to prolong myself wrestling, nor have any desire to. I am the Best in the Universe, and the only reason I haven't wrestled yet is because I haven't been called to yet. When I do get called to wrestle though...you'll get every reason as to why I am the Best."
"Well, good to see you are eager to get back into the fray of things, but you know what, I am curious about one thing." Scourge said while raising an index finger. "You made your return at Royal Reckoning, but their is something everyone wants to know...Where the hell were you before that? You disappeared for two months after Survival Games, what were you doing?"
Blue stared into Scourge's eyes emotionlessly for a few moments before speaking. "You want to know what I was doing during that time? You want to know where I was? Simple, Scourge...I was waiting in the shadows, biding my time. I knew Red would come after me after I screwed him out of the World Title, but I disappeared into the night, letting him either get into a false sense of security or become paranoid, wondering when I would strike. I waited in the wings, waiting for the perfect to strike him when it hurt the most and screw him over. I was in the shadows, watching Red closely, waiting for the perfect chance, letting him think he knew what I was going to do. That's where I was during those two months, Scourge. That's what I was doing, my old student."
"Wow...just wow...you know..." Scourge said into the mic. "Man...you know...is Red the ONLY thing you are focused on here in UCA? You are talking about him left and right here. I mean, you didn't even enter the Rumble match after you screwed over Red, which is surprising in itself. I mean, don't you want to try and become World Champ, or main event Final Clash or..."
"It doesn't MATTER if I do any of that!" Blue replied fiercely. "I could win as many World Titles as I can, I could win the Royal Rumble a second time, I could main event Final Clash over and over, I could do all of that, but it won't mean SHIT! Why?! Because these people will continue to define my career over what has happened between me and Red! Nothing else! That's all that they ever talk about when I come into the conversation! Red this, Red that! It sickens me! It pisses me off! That bastard has caused my career and life to be a mockery despite all that I have accomplished! Just for one thing I have been unable to do! THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T ENTER THE RUMBLE MATCH! BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T MEAN A DAMN THING! ONLY BEATING RED CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING! AND UNTIL I DO, I WILL MAKE HIS LIFE HELL, AND MAKE SURE HE NEVER GETS ANOTHER GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT OR MOMENT AGAIN!"
Scourge stared at Blue for a few seconds, slightly stunned by his outburst before speaking. "...Is that why you attacked Red before the Best in the World main event? Why you tried to take him out of match and screw over the Vets?"
"YES! THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I DID IT! I DIDN'T DO IT TO HELP THE ROOKIE REVOLUTION OR SCREW OVER TEAM VETERAN, BECAUSE THEY BOTH COULD GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE!" Blue shouted in anger. "I ATTACKED RED TO MAKE SURE HE COULDN'T HAVE ANY GRAND MOMENT OR EVEN HOPE TO BE A SURVIVOR IN THE MAIN EVENT OF THAT PAY-PER-VIEW! HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO HAVE ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN TO HIM AFTER WHAT HE'S DONE TO ME! I SCREWED OVER RED, AND I AM DAMN PROUD OF IT! I HATE RED! I FUCKING HATE HIM! HE IS NOW FEELING WHAT I HAVE FELT FOR SO MANY GODDAMN YEARS AT HIS HAND! AND I AIN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING DONE WITH HIM! I AM GOING TO MAKE HIM FEEL HELL! HE RUINED SO MUCH ABOUT ME! AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, RED WILL NEVER, EVER, BE THE SAME AGA-"
("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Blue snapped his head to the stage in anger and stood, and Scourge frowned intensely as Red came out with an intense frown on his face and a mic in hand. He stared down Blue in the ring before making his way down the ramp.
"Oh man, shit just got real people! Red has had enough and is now out here! If things don't break down soon, I will be stunned!" Church said.
"What the hell he doing here?! He wasn't invited! He already had his turn on the Raging Scourge! Damn him always trying to ruin Blue!" Sarge stated.
Red entered the ring as Scourge scoffed. "Red, what the hell are you doing here? You already had your time on this show two weeks ago. We don't need you here, now just-"
"Scourge, shut the fuck up." Red interrupted. "I am not here for you. I am here for Blue. So stay out of the way."
"Okay Red, you don't know who you are talking to! I am the King of the..." Scourge started, but Blue held a hand out to stop him.
"Scourge...this is between me and him, so let him stay. Me and him have been needing to talk anyway." Blue stated. Scourge frowned but backed off out of respect for his teacher, leaning against the ropes as he watched things unfold. Blue slowly turned to Red. "Okay Red...why are you out here? Come to take my spotlight? Come to make my life miserable?"
Red just shook his head before speaking. "I can't believe you sometimes, Blue. I really can't. As I watched you say what you said in the back, I could only shake my head in disbelief. You have let this consume you, Blue. You have become OBSESSED. You could have won the Rumble Match, you could have become World Champion for a SEVENTH time. Instead, you have become focused on me and solely me, and are blowing opportunities at bigger things because of it. You say these people define your career solely by you never beating me, but that's not the case. No...it's YOU who defines your own career on the fact that you have never beaten me! You look at Ash Ketchum over on Animated, he has NEVER beaten Gary Oak, yet he has never let that hold him down, never let it dominate his thought process. He always moves forward, never let those losses define his career, and as such, people don't think of those losses when they think of him, no they think of him as a legend in this business who worked his ass off to get to the top. But you...you constantly let the losses get to you. You have failed to move on from any of them, and you have let them get to you in a way that people cannot help but think of those losses when they see you! You have let this destroy your damn sanity You have LET YOURSELF become obsessed, and because of this crap, you betrayed the Veterans when you attacked me before the damn match..."
"I am no traitor! I already said that I didn't care about Team Vet or the RR!" Blue replied. "I did what I did because you DESERVED it! You deserved it after everything you fucking did to me! You made me work harder than I ever was supposed to to get the accomplishments I have managed to obtain, accomplishments no one ever dares to acknowledges because they are too busy sucking your dick!" Scourge chuckled at the accusation from Blue. "And while I was forced to work harder than anyone, you had all these accolades and victories practically handed to you on a silver platter! You were groomed to be what this company wanted you to be, while I had to fight everyone and everything to become a legend! And yet, I am forced to endure the fact that I have never beaten you when I KNOW I AM BETTER THAN YOU! I AM BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD BE YOU SON OF A BITCH! I AM THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE! I DID THINGS THAT MAKE YOUR ACCOLADES LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY! AND YET FOR SOME DUMBASS REASON, YOU KEEP BEATING ME! YOU KEEP PULLING BULLSHIT VICTORIES OUT OF YOUR ASS, AND I AM TIRED OF IT! I HATE YOU RED! NO! I LOATHE YOU, YOU BASTARD, WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING! THAT IS WHY I AM MAKING YOUR LIFE HELL AS WE SPEAK! THAT IS WHY I WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL I BEAT YOU! THAT IS WHY..."
"SHUT UP, BLUE!" Red shouted angrily. "You want to know something?! I HATE YOU TOO! I HATE YOU JUST AS MUCH AS YOU HATE ME! You have broken my neck, you have slapped my mother in the face, you have smashed a television over my skull, you have ran Gary's car into my house, you have made this personal beyond belief between us! Everything I have, I have EARNED! Not given, but earned! I had to practically fight against being hated in the back during my first year here to get to the position I am today! You are just JEALOUS of what I have, jealous that despite all your big talk, you aren't "The Man" of UCA, like how I am "The Man" and it eats away at you! You can't stand that, so now you are trying to make sure I never get another accolade in order to make your insecure ass feel better! But you know what's going to hurt? The fact that I am going to win my NINTH World Title inside the Elimination Chamber, and there is NOTHING you can do about it, because that Chamber is going to keep your ass out of it!" Scourge scowled at the proclamation, knowing he was in the Chamber as well. "Despite your damn promise, I will win the title, and main event Final Clash against Matt! That is a guarantee on my part, you obsessed, crazy lunatic son of a bitch!"
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Blue chanted in Daniel Bryan fashion. "I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT! I DON'T CARE IF THERE IS A CHAMBER IN MY WAY! I WILL FIND A WAY TO KEEP MY PROMISE! YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT WORLD TITLE, YOU NEVER DID IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU KNOW WHAT, RED?! FUCK YOUR CAREER, FUCK YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS, FUCK YOUR POKEMON MASTER STATUS, FUCK YOUR POKEMON TEAM, AND FUCK YOU!"
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...BLUE SUDDENLY SLAPPED RED STRAIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
"SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouted. "Blue just slapped the taste out of Red's mouth!"
"Red deserved that for God's know how long, and Blue finally delivered it to him! Good for you, Blue!" Sarge cheered.
Blue snarled as Red held his cheek in pain as Scourge laughed and clapped at Blue's action. The crowd booed viciously and continued to chant "Blue Sucks!" as Red slowly turned his face back to Blue's snarling expression, an enraged expression on his face. Red huffed heavily before slowly raising his mic up to speak...
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...BEFORE DROPPING IT AND NAILED BLUE WITH A HARD RIGHT!
"OH SHIT, IT'S BREAKING DOWN! YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS COMING!" Church shouted. "AND BLUE MAY PAY THE PRICE!"
Red nailed a vicious barrage of fists on Blue as he backed him up to the ropes, and continued to beat the crap out of him until Scourge came in and pulled Red off his former teacher. Red turned around AND SOCKED SCOURGE IN THE JAW! Scourge fell down to the mat as Red looked down at him before turning around...
...AND GETS TACKLED DOWN TO THE GROUND BY BLUE! The two Pokemon Legends start to brawl in the middle of the ring, trading the mount position over and over as their fists rained down upon each other in an angry fury. This continued for several moments until Scourge tackled down Red and began beating Red down with vicious fists until standing up and stomping the hell out of him. Once he was recovered, Blue jumped in on the fray and began beating on Red as well, and the two heels began to double-team the face of UCA to loud boos.
"Hah, the numbers game has rained down upon Red, and it's never looked so sweet! Keep doing that you two! Keep giving that overrated-" Sarge said.
"OH BOY!" Church suddenly exclaimed. "LOOK WHO'S HERE!"
The crowd exploded into crazy cheers as Blue and Scourge continued to beat down Red...and Crash Bandicoot leaps onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Scourge and Blue suddenly noticed Crash and turned to face him...AND BOTH GET HIT WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY FROM HIM!
"CRASH IS HERE TO SAVE HIS PAL AND STOP THIS BEATING! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE ON THE RAGING SCOURGE!" Church exclaimed.
Crash rolled off the two and began beating the crap out of Scourge until the hedgehog stood up and began trading fists with the bandicoot in the ring. Blue managed to stand up and was about to go to Crash...when Red cut him off and began to brawl with him as well! The crowd was going crazy as the four fought like hell in the ring for a minute or two before Blue went for clothesline, but Red ducked it, and SUPERKICKED BLUE OUT OF THE RING! Red turned around to see Scourge going for the Spear on Crash, but the bandicoot sidestepped the Spear...AND RED BACK BODY DROPPED HIM OUT OF THE RING! The crowd went crazy as Red and Crash stood tall in the ring and Blue and Scourge slowly stood up on the outside. Enraged, Blue tried to go back in, but Scourge held him back and pulled him up the ramp saying "We'll get them next time, Blue! We'll get them next time!"
"Red and Crash managed to get one over on Blue and Scourge, and Scourge is pulling his teacher back, deciding to live to fight another day!" Church said.
"Grrrrr, overrated bastard those two! I hope that they rot in hell with the rest of the dirty Blues!...While being forced to watch the Brady Bunch Reunion!" Sarge stated.
("Boom" by P.O.D.)
The crowd cheered loudly as Force the Fox came out onto the stage with a big smile on his face and a mic also in his hand, staring out at the scene before him and at the four men before him.
"Oh boy, it's the boss! Wonder what he's got to say about all of this right now!" Church said.
"The boos should punish Red and Crash for unorderly conduct! Send them back to the jobber status where they belong!" Sarge proclaimed; Church just facepalmed at Sarge's ramblings.
"Well...this was a wild start to Flame, wasn't it?" Force chuckled as the crowd cheered at his statement. "Soooooo...Scourge interviewed Blue, Blue got crazy, Red and Blue engaged in heated promos, hell broke loose, Crash comes out to save the day, and the four just beat the crap out of each other. Well...I see tensions are flaring as we near Last Stand and the Elimination Chamber, and personal hatred is obviously coming to light here tonight. So, since Red and Blue want to get their hands on each other, and Red, Crash, and Scourge obviously want to get some momentum for the Elimination Chamber, I am going to settle things Teddy-Long style!...Holla, holla, holla!" The crowd laughed at Force's joke. "If you don't get what I am implying when I say that, then let me say it in layman's term. For tonight's main event, it will be Crash Bandicoot teaming up with the Pokemon Master, Red against the team of Scourge the Hedgehog and his former teacher Blue! Hopefully, this will curb these violent tendencies you guys are having lately. I'll see you all later, and I hope fans enjoy the show. Later."
The crowd cheered loudly as Force left for the back and Blue and Scourge glared at Crash and Red who glared right back at the two from inside the ring.
"Oh boy, that's a main event if I've ever seen one! We're going to see Blue in his first match in UCA since coming back, and he'll be teaming with his former student Scourge against his greatest rival Red and Crash Bandicoot! That's going to be something else!" Church stated.
"Red and Crash are finally going to get what's coming to them! Let this be known as the day that Red and Crash got their asses whupped all over Gotham City! And it won't be the terrible kind of ass-whupping that people like Batman give!" Sarge stated.
"Well we'll see if that happens, because with Blue's track record against Red, odds aren't already with him here..." Church said.
The camera goes to the backstage hallways where see Krystal walking down them with a sad frown on her face until the sound of a familiar chuckle caught her attention. Krystal groaned as she turned to her left...
...and saw Starforce Megaman leaning against a box with a smirk on his face, the crowd booing him to kingdom come. Krystal made a disgusted frown at the sight of the Gaming Killer.
"Oh great...you. What the hell do you want? Are you here to flirt with me? Are you here to hit on like the perverted after doing what you did to Fox? I wouldn't be surprised." Krystal growled.
Starforce just chuckled at Krystal's word. "I don't need to because I got myself a girl now. A girl that is stronger, faster, better, and more beautiful than you in every concievable way. She's going to be a champion in CCW very soon. Hell, she makes you look like the Wicked Witch from Wizard of Oz...though in retrospect, that's not very hard to do."
The crowd went "OOOOOHHHH!" at Starforce's insult as Krystal growled at the Megaman. "What...the...fuck...do you want?" Krystal hissed.
"Hehehe, well I just want to see how my good ol' pal, Fox McCloud, is doing after what has happened to him. Is he enjoying the hospital bed I got for him? Is he liking the food that he has to sip through a straw? Is he enjoying my rise after I punted him in the skull and realized that his career is dead and that he needs to make way for me?" Starforce smirked.
"Oh screw you, Starforce!" Krystal exclaimed angrily. "What you did to Fox was completely uncalled for! No matter the agenda of the RR, it is absolutely no justification for what you pulled on Fox! You are one sick son of a bitch with this Gaming Killer crap! You are only like this because you managed to get lucky against Jecht last year, and he retired after the match! You suddenly thought you were some sort of big shot because you thought YOU ended Jecht's career and adopted this Gaming Killer moniker! I've seen more original gimmicks pulled out of the trash! And now you think you are even greater because of what you did to Fox?! You didn't even beat him in the first place! You low-blowed him right as the match got underway! You disqualified yourself because you knew you couldn't beat Fox straight up! You are pathetic, Starforce! You truly are!"
"Me? Pathetic? Heh, that's a laugh if I've ever seen one!" Starforce laughed. "I disqualified myself like that because Fox didn't DESERVE to be in the ring with a rising star like me when his career was as pathetic as it was at the moment. I did him a favor punting him in the skull. His career was going nowhere anymore, it was practically dead by the time I faced him. I put him out of his misery. And as for Jecht, it was MY VICTORY over him that caused him to retire, and I'm glad it did, because it helped give birth to the Gaming Killer, one of UCA's fastest rising stars! A star that is showing the world that Star Fox...is dead! It is legitimately dead, and I make it official when I beat Falco at Last Stand! And you'll be left without anyone, sweet cheeks. And...I know you would want to come crying to me when that happens, begging me to take you, but again I got myself a REAL woman, a real woman named Zoe Payne, so you would be shit out of luck...and left with a broken down old man..." Starforce smirked evilly. "...where your only skill would be being his little whore...then again...that's ALL you're good at."
*SMACK*
The crowd gasped in shock as Krystal slapped the freakin' taste out of Starforce's mouth. Krystal seethed angrily as Starforce held his stinging cheek, which now had the imprint of a hand on it. After a few moments, Starforce slowly turned back to Krystal, an evil look in his eye. He slowly advanced on Krystal...
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...when Falco stepped in between them to loud cheers. Starforce scoffed at the sight of the Star Fox pilot.
"Step away from her...now...or else." Falco warned.
"Tch, what can you do? You are just some second-rate birdie that has had a mediocre career and plays sidekick to Fox. You COULD have finally been somebody if you had accepted the Revolution's offer on Twitter, but of course, like an idiot, you turned it down. And at Last Stand, I will finally..." Starforce said.
"Finally get what is coming to you!" Falco retorted fiercely. "You say I have had a mediocre career, but I have managed to accomplish a lot in my career here in UCA, and I am proud of it! Yeah...it sucks that I haven't won a World Title, but I have succeeded without it! And I don't need your damn Revolution! You say that Star Fox is dead? I beg to differ...Star Fox still lives man! It is still strong and kicking! Yeah, you may have kicked Fox's skull in, but the spirit still lives, and that is something you will never destroy no matter what you do! You can't kill Star Fox, because we will keep coming back no matter what! This is the one thing your stupid Gaming Killer gimmick can never take down! Star Fox lives throughout all of Fiction Wrestling, and it always will, games or no games! And you...you are a guy who wants to take a Randy Orton gimmick and use it to push himself up by taking out others and ending their careers without any consideration..but it ain't going to work this time, GEO! At Last Stand, I beat respect and humility and avenge Fox, who WILL come back despite what you think, and show you what Star Fox is all about!...Unless you want to go right now..."
Starforce and Falco engaged in an intense staredown, tensions flaring as anything could happen at that moment, until...
"Star Fox...WILL die by my hand...in more ways than one." Starforce stated dangerously. "Come Last Stand...I end you, and before then...you'll find out exactly why I am the Gaming Killer."
Starforce then walked off-screen, leaving Falco and Krystal alone in the hallways. Falco glared at the retreating Megaman before checking up on Krystal.
"Oh man...THAT...was intense as hell. Things are getting more heated between Falco and Starforce Megaman...come Last Stand, it won't be pretty..." Church said.
"You got that right, dirtbag! Expect blood, violence, gore, and all of that to happen on PPV in 2 weeks!...At the cost of your hard-earned money! So spend your money and put it in my pockets! Make a Red happy will ya?" Sarge rambled.
Church just facepalmed. "Ugh...well...Sarge exaggerated a bit, but this match between them will be personal and passionate. There's no telling what will happen when Falco and Starforce meet in that ring."
"I have an idea...a pretty good one...an idea that has STARFORCE PUNTING FALCO'S SKULL OFF! For the honor of the Reds obviously!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Oh my God...well...we are about to get into our first match of the show...and it's a big one people." Church said.
("I Came To Play" by Downstait)
The crowd booed loudly as Toad came out onto the stage with a scowl on his face and he looked out to the crowd for a few seconds before raising his arms Miz-style. He then pushed his arms forward before making his way down to the ramp with a serious look on his face. Toad reached the ring and leaped onto the apron and looked out to the crowd for a few moments before entering the ring. He climbed up the turnbuckle and raised his arm Miz-style.
"The opening contest of the evening is scheduled for one fall, and is for the UCA Cruiserweight Championship! Introducing first, the challanger, representing and from Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 194 lbs., Toad!"
"At Royal Reckoning, Toad and Tidus went to war in what was a highly-praised Ladder Match at Royal Reckoning, but in the end, it was Tidus who would iwn the title. And Toad looks to reclaim his title tonight." Church said.
"He is cashing in his rematch clause against the Blitzball player, and I can't wait to see Toad reclaim HIS title! That Tidus is such a joke, not worthy to lace the boots of his father! Toad is the only who deserves to be Champ!" Sarge proclaimed.
"Well, Toad hasn't been one happy camper since losing that title, and he looks to prove that Tidus' victory was a fluke, and that he is just a one-hit wonder here tonight." Church said.
("All I Want" by A Day To Remember)
The crowd cheered loudly as Tidus came out onto the stage with the Cruiserweight Title around his waist and his sword in hand. Tidus had a big grin on his face before throwing his sword into the air and jumping up to catch it, landing on the stage to a blast of pyro. Tidus ran down the ramp and leaped into the ring through the ropes and threw his sword into the air once more before catching it and striking a pose with it.
"And his opponent, from the City of Zanarkand, weighing in at 215 lbs., he is the reigning, defending UCA Cruiserweight Champion, Tidus!"
"At Royal Reckoning, Tidus took his first step to greatness in his mind when he won the Cruiserweight Title at Royal Reckoning. Hailed as one of the best high-flyin' wrestlers today, Tidus has made a big splash in this business." Church stated.
"Yeah, but it's a splash that will prove to be fruitless once Toad beats him here tonight! He'll show that Tidus got his big moment and that's all he is going to get! Toad is the true star of the Cruiserweight Division!" Sarge said.
"Well Tidus is determined to make sure his reign doesn't end as quickly as it began. These two have been at each's other throats for awhile, and this may finally settle things between them." Church said.
Tidus placed his sword outside and unhooked his belt, handing it to the ref who raised it for all to see. Once he handed the belt to ringside, he checked on both wrestlers before ringing the bell. Toad and Tidus circled the ring, waiting for the other to make a move. They met in the center of the ring and engaged in a lock-up, and after a few moments of struggling, ended with Toad grabbing Tidus in a Headlock. Toad executed a Headlock Takedown and wrenched on Tidus' head with the hold, but after a few moments, Tidus stood up with Toad in tow. Tidus grabbed Toad and went for a Back Suplex, but Toad backflipped out of it and landed behind Tidus. Tidus turned around, and got taken down with a Snapmare from Toad who then hit a Dropkick to the Head. Toad picked up Tidus and whipped him into the ropes, and went for a Back Body Drop as he bounced back, but Tidus backflipped over him. Toad turned around and was nailed with a Spinning Heel Kick! Tidus picked up Toad and whipped him into the corner and ran and leaped at him, going for a Monkey Flip. Toad however dumped Tidus over the ropes before he could do it, but Tidus held onto the ropes and landed on the apron. Toad turned around and got a High Kick from Tidus that sent him stumbling back. Tidus then leaped onto the ropes, and nailed a Springboard Dropkick on Toad!
"Tidus is the first person that goes high, and it pays off for him here at the expense of Toad!" Church said.
"Somewhat good, but ah, Toad could do it better on his worst day." Sarge waved off.
Toad rolled onto his knees and that allowed Tidus to Dropkick him in the head. Tidus makes the cover. 1...2...Toad kicks out! Tidus grabbed Toad's head in a Headlock, but Toad wasted no time in getting back to his feet and pushed Tidus off him and into the ropes. Tidus bounced off the ropes and hit a Standing Shoulder Block, knocking Toad down. Tidus bounced off the ropes once more, but Toad rolled onto his belly and Tidus jumped over him. Tidus bounced off the ropes again and ran into a Dropkick from Toad! Toad picked up Tidus and nailed a Snap Suplex and floated over into a cover! 1...2...Tidus kicks out! Toad picked up Tidus, but Tidus suddenly began to nailed Toad with several hard rights over and over again. Toad suddenly ducked a right though, and caught Tidus with a Jawbreaker that stunned him. Toad followed it with an STO that knocked him silly! Toad grabbed Tidus by the legs and dragged him around, placing him under the ropes...before launching him up into the bottom-rope throat first!
"Oh man, that's going to crush your throat, no doubt! Those ropes aren't soft at all!" Church said.
"Heh, maybe he'll lose his voice from it! Oh please lose your voice! Please!" Sarge stated.
Toad picked up Tidus and whipped him into a nearby corner. Toad backed up a bit, and then ran at Tidus full speed, but Tidus caught him with a foot that staggered him back. Tidus ran forward...and Toad caught him with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! Toad hooks the leg! 1...2...Tidus kicks out! Toad picks up Tidus and placed him between his legs, and lifted him onto his shoulders...he bounced Tidus' body off the ropes, and turned around...
...AND TIDUS HURRICARANAS TOAD! Toad stumbles up to his feet in surprise and...AND GETS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL!
"Oh man! You could hear that kick from the cheap seats! Toad may be out cold!" Church stated.
"No! Toad can't be out cold! He's too much of a glorious Red for that!" Sarge begged.
Tidus dropped down for the cover on Toad!
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Tidus stood up and positioned Toad accordingly before running at and leaping at the ropes...SPRINGBOARD MOONS-NO! Toad rolled out of the way and Tidus managed to land on his feet. Tidus walked over to Toad, but Toad caught him with a poke to the eyes! The crowd booed at the dirty tactic as Toad got on the second turnbuckle, and hit a Diving Clothesline on Tidus! Toad covers Tidus! 1...2...
...Tidus kicks out at 2.45! Toad picked up Tidus and whipped him into a corner. Toad backed up into an adjacent corner, ran full speed...AND NAILED THE KOOPA CLOTHESLINE!
"Koopa Clothesline! Toad has taken control in a big way right now! He wants the title back bad!" Church said.
"Of course he does! He's the only person right now who deserves to be Cruiserweight Champion! Tidus is just keeping the title warm for him!" Sarge stated.
Tidus fell to the mat as Toad got on the apron and climbed the corner, waiting for Tidus to get up once more. Once he did, Toad dived off and nailed a Diving Double Ax Handle on him. Toad drops for the cover!
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Toad picks up Tidus and whips him into the ropes, trying once more for a Back Body Drop, but this time, Tidus leaps over him for a Sunset Flip Pin!
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Toad suddenly pushed his body forward, pinning Tidus' shoulders down in a Hurricana-like pin!
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Tidus kicks out!
Both scramble to their feet and Tidus went once more for a Roundhouse Kick, but Toad ducked it, causing Tidus to spin a full 360 degrees from the momentum. Toad then kicked Tidus in the knee, and hit the Mushroom DDT!
"Pin, pin, pin..and DDT! That's the pattern that Tidus was forced to go through just now!" Church said.
"Haha, and guess how badly things ended for him there, people? I'll give you three guesses. Hint: his head got spiked." Sarge laughed.
Toad pinned Tidus with a hooked leg!
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Toad was miffed at the kick out before standing up and dragging him to a nearby corner. Toad then got on the apron and climbed the corner to the top. He stood up and shouted to the crowd "THE TITLE IS MINE!"...
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...and Tidus suddenly shot up and pushed Toad's legs from under him, causing him to get crotched on top! The crowd went "Oooooohhh!" at Toad's position before Tidus climbed up to the top to meet Toad. He stood on the top turnbuckle...
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...AND HIT A SUPER FRANKENSTEINER ON TOAD!
"And Toad goes for a freakin' ride off the top! Tidus just showed why he's the current Cruiserweight Champ!" Church said.
Tidus crawled over to Toad and hooked the leg!
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TOAD KICKS OUT!
"Hah, and Toad just showed why he is going to get the title back! Stupid Tidus, thinking he can actually win!" Sarge said.
Tidus stood up and backed away from Toad before begging for the challenger to get up. Toad slowly got up to his feet and turned around, and Tidus ran and spun at him...
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...TOAD DUCKS THE BLITZ KICK! Tidus lands on his feet and turned around...AND DODGED THE LIFE SKILLS! Toad stumbled forward before turning around, and Tidus leaped onto his shoulders...and Toad held onto him as he went for a Hurricarana! Toad then turned to the ropes, bounced Tidus off them...
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...AND HITS THE BOM-OMB!
"Toad just Bom-omb Tidus straight to the cold, unforgiving mat!" Church said.
"And Tidus..."
Toad has Tidus pinned!
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TIDUS KICKS OUT!
"You Just Got...AH DAMMIT!" Sarge cursed.
"Tidus isn't going to let his reign die that easily, not that quickly!" Church said.
Toad couldn't believe the kick out and argued with the ref, but he maintained that it was just a two. Frustrated, Toad dragged Tidus to the center of the ring before leaping at the ropes and going for a Springboard Leg Drop...TIDUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Toad lands on his tailbone and sits on the mat in pain as Tidus bounces off the ropes and hits a Dropkick to Toad's face. Tidus then leaped at the ropes once more...
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...AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON HIM!
"Springboard Moonsault! This could be it!" Church said.
"Please don't let it be! Please!" Sarge begged.
Tidus covers Toad!
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TOAD KICKS OUT!
Tidus picks up Toad, and hooks him up, lifting him up for an Olympic Slam. Toad slipped out of it and landed behind Tidus, who turned around and tried to go for a clothesline on him. Toad ducked it and ran at and bounced off the ropes...Toad leaped at Tidus...Tidus jumped up...
...THEY BOTH NAIL CROSSBODIES ON EACH OTHER! Both men are laid out on the mat writhing in pain as the ref begins to count them. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Both men make it to their feet! Tidus nails a right, but Toad responded with one of his own. The two began to trade fists as the crowd chanted "Yay" for Tidus and "Boo" for Toad. Tidus began the better of the situation until Toad kicked Tidus in the gut and went for a DDT! Tidus spun out of the DDT and ducked a clothesline, and leaped at the ropes...
...SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY-NO! Toad moved out of the way and Tidus crashed onto the mat! Tidus stumbled to his feet in pain...AND TOAD WITH A RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
"Tidus went sky high at the wrong, and it results on wicked neckbreaker at his expense!" Church exclaimed.
"And finally, Tiuds, your reign..." Sarge began.
Toad hooks the leg with great vigor!
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TIDUS KICKS OUT AT 2.75!
"Just Got...AGAIN! JUST STAY DOWN, YOU BLUE!" Sarge shouted.
Toad screamed in frustration before getting up and stalking the downed Tidus. The champion slowly got up to his knees and then to his feet, Toad bounced off the ropes, lifted his knee up to Tidus...
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...AND TIDUS CAUGHT THE LEG! Tidus pulled the other leg from under Toad and dragged him to a corner, and then launched him face-first into the corner! Toad backed out of the corner in a daze, and Tidus then ran at the ropes...
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...AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD INVERTED DDT!
"Tidus just went AJ Styles for a moment, and it pays dividends!" Church stated.
"I hate to say this...but Toad..." Sarge said.
Tidus hooks the leg!
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TOAD KICKS OUT AT 2.8!
"You Just Got...NOT SARGE'D! YES! TOAD LIVES!" Sarge cheered.
"That tough little bastard just won't quit, I'll give him that!" Church admitted.
Tidus looked surprised at the kick out before shaking his head. He stood up and picked Toad up to his feet, placing him between his legs. He hooked the arms, and went to lift him up. However, Toad fought against being lifted with all his might...
...and suddenly Back Body Dropped Tidus, bridging it into a pin!
"Oh crap, Toad's going to steal one!" Church said!
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Tidus suddenly pushed his body off the mat, still holding onto Toad's arms before turning themselves over and back to their original positions! Tidus lifted Toad up...
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...AND NAILED A TIGERBOMB!
"TIGERBOMB! Tidus just plants Toad big time!" Church said. "This is, in the words of Vegeta..."
Tidus has Toad pinned!
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"Game..."
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TOAD KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"AND NOT MATCH, DIRTY BLUE! HAH, WRONG AS ALWAYS!" Sarge laughed.
Tidus looked shocked at the kick out before running his hand down his face in frustration. He got up and lifted Toad back up to his feet once more, backed up a bit, and ran and spun at Toad...
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...TOAD DUCKS THE BLITZ KICK AGAIN! Toad grabs Tidus' head from behind as he lands, and hits a Rear Chancery Backbreaker! Toad held on and went for a Neckbreaker Slam, but Tidus spun out of it and pushed Toad away. The former champion turned around, and ducked an Enziguri from Tidus. Tidus got to his knee, but Toad grabbed him from behind AND PLANTED HIM WITH A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER! Toad backed away as Tidus stumled to his feet in pain, and bounced off the ropes...
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...AND HITS THE LIFE SKILLS!
"LIFE SKILLS! LIFE SKILLS! TOAD HITS THE LIFE SKILLS!" Church exclaimed.
"HAHAHAHA! NEW CHAMPION! Tidus..." Sarge said happily.
Toad eargerly hooks the leg as the crowd boos!
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TIDUS KICKS OUT AT 2.999!
"You Just Got...NO! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN A DIRTY BLUE LIKE HIM KICK OUT?!" Sarge questioned.
"TIDUS WON'T QUIT! HE WON'T DIE! THIS REIGN MEANS TOO MUCH TO HIM!" Church exclaimed.
Toad was in total disbelief before crying out in complete and utter anger before raining down fists angrily on the Blitzball star over and over again before getting in his face and shouting "I SHOULD BE CHAMPION! NOT YOU!" Toad then picked up Tidus and nailed him with a Michinoku Driver! He dragged Tiuds to a corner and climbed up to the top. He glared down at Tidus, before diving off...
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...AND TIDUS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AVOIDING THE GOOMBA STOMP! Toad manages to stay on his feet as Tidus stands up in the corner, and Toad turns around to run at him, but Tidus catches him with a double knee to the jaw! Toad staggered back as Tidus leaped onto the second turnbuckle, and hitting a Springboard Crossbody on him! Tidus has the legs hooked!
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TOAD KICKS OUT!
Both men scrambled to their feet, and Toad suddenly Dropkicked Tidus in the knee, causing him to fall to his knees. Toad bounced off the ropes once more, raising his knee towards Tidus' skull...
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...TIDUS DODGES THE LIFE SKILLS! Toad stumbled forward and turned around...AND CAUGHT TIDUS' FOOT AS HE WENT FOR A SUPERKICK! Toad flipped off Tidus before spinning him around, and the kicked him in the gut. He grabbed the head and the arm, smirked, and swung for the Toad Swing...
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...Tidus spun out of it and pushed Toad away! Toad turned around...
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...AND GETS HIT WITH THE BLITZ KICK!
"THE BLITZ KICK! TOAD GETS HIS FREAKIN' HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH A BLITZ KICK!" Church said.
"NO! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! THAT'S NOT HOW THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO!" Sarge exclaimed.
Toad spins 360 degrees from the impact before falling back-first on the mat. Tidus crawled over to Toad and managed to hook the leg as the ref counted.
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"And Tidus has retained the Cruiserweight Title!" Church exclaimed.
("All I Want" by A Day To Remember)
"Here is your winner, and STILL UCA Cruiserweight Champion...TIDUS!"
The crowd cheered loudly as Tidus rolled off of Toad, an exhausted smile on his face. He slowly rose up to his knees just as the ref handed him the title belt. With a smirk on his face, he took the belt and stood up on his feet, raising the title high as the ref raised his other hand in a symbol of victory.
"What a match! Toad and Tidus put on Cruiserweight showcase, but in the end, it was Tidus who comes out top and retains the title which he worked hard to obtain!" Church said.
"Ah man..this is so not right. This should have been Toad's night for sure. He would regain the title and become a two-time Cruiserweight Champion! Instead...this stupid Blitzball player wins...what has the world come to?" Sarge cried.
"Get over it, Sarge. Tidus won and proved that he wasn't a fluke, a one-hit wonder. He proved that he's a champion who's here to stay." Church stated.
Tidus went over to a turnbuckle and climbed it, raising the title high with one hand as the crowd chanted "Tidus! Tidus! Tidus!" With a smile on his face, Tidus jumped off the turnbuckle and exited the ring, draping the Cruiserweight Title over his shoulder. He backed up the ramp, pointing to the Final Clash sign and shouting "That's where I am going people! That's where I am going!"
"With this title retention out of the way, Tidus has now set his sight for the grand stage of Final Clash. You can only wonder what his role will be when that event arrives." Church said.
"I hope he gets left off the damn card! He has disgraced the Cruiserweight Title! He doesn't deserve to be anywhere near a glorious event! He should-" Sarge said.
"Sarge, shut up. Your ramblings mean shit right now. We'll see where Tidus goes from here, but for now, congratulations to Tidus." Church said.
The camera goes to the Titantron which shows Force's office. and the fox himself was seated at his desk working on some paperwork when suddenly, he heard the door being slammed open. Force sighed as he looked up and narrowed his eyes.
"Is there a reason you kicked my door open...Wolfgang?" Force questioned.
The crowd booed as Wolfgang came onto the screen, an angry frown on his face. He stood in front of the desk for a bit before slamming his hands down on it with a scowl.
"Yeah, there is! I heard that there's going to be a Triple Threat Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match tonight! And that the people that are going to be in it will be Sly Cooper, Senji Kiyomasa...AND GORDON FREEMAN!"
"Yeah, that's the match for tonight." Force responded coolly. "Got a problem with that?"
"Yeah, I got a problem with that!" Wolfgang shouted angrily. "Why is that stupid punk rookie, Gordon, getting a shot like this and not me?! I deserve this shot way more than he ever could! I was the guy that made a triumphant return last week, and left him laying on the mat as I stood tall over him! That punk doesn't deserve such a big chance when I am the more obvious choice to be in this match! I'm a former UCA World Champion and Royal Rumble Winner! That punk hasn't done jack shit in my view when I schooled his ass! So I think you should do the RIGHT thing and remove him from this match, and put me, the Alpha Male and Ultimate Bully in this match! It's just good business, Force!"
"Good business, huh?" Force said with narrowed eyes. "You know, I put Gordon in the match because I feel he has EARNED a chance to show what he can do in a big match environment! He damn sure impressed at the Royal Rumble in his debut, even managing to stand toe-to-toe with Bowser and bring him down a for a few moments when he seemed unstoppable! Gordon didn't go down without a fight, and I found that to be very impressive. And even though you supposedly stood tall over Gordon, during the match, Gordon took you to the limit. For a rookie going against an accomplished veteran, I consider that a HUGE accomplishment. Hell, from what I saw, he was about to BEAT you until you disqualified yourself to avoid being pinned! Hell, that's another thing, you still technically LOST! And you expect me to give you a shot when that happens?! Sorry Wolfgang, but that ain't going to happen. Gordon is getting the chance so he can show what he can do."
"Bullshit! I deserve that shot more than anybody! This rookie doesn't deserve shit! I proved that he was worthless when faced with me when I Wolf's Kicked his damn head off! So what if I lost by freakin' DQ?! All that matters was that I was the one standing and he wasn't! This is a goddamn travesty! This is me being screwed over in the worst way possible! I demand retribution! I demand to be given what I deserve! I..." Wolfgang said.
"LOOK! I know how good you are Wolfgang, that's why I resigned you to UCA! You are a great talent, but you haven't earned it what you think you deserve!" Force replied. "You lost your first and only match since coming back by DQ, and as such, I cannot give you this spot because of that! You WILL get your shot sooner or later, that much I am sure of, but you will have to earn it and win matches to get what you want! Gordon Freeman is in the match whether you like it or not! Now deal with it!"
Wolfgang stared angrily at Force, who refused to back down at the sight of the Bully until Wolfgang spoke. "Is that so? Well then...I am going to show just how pathetic your precious Gordon Freeman really is. Trust me, when it's all said and done, you'll see why I should have been the one in the match."
Wolfgang then left the office angrily, leaving Force shaking his head as he closed his eyes. When he opened them however, he suddenly saw G-Man in the doorway, looking at the direction Wolfgang left in. Force blinked at the sight, but when he did, G-Man was suddenly gone. Force just sighed.
"That G-Man...enigmatic as always." Force muttered before going back to paperwork.
The screen changes to the interview area where we see Tucker, who was groaning in frustration as he held a mic in his hand.
"Do I seriously have to interview this guy?" Tucker complained. "Seriously, why do I have to interview this idiot? Can't we just forget him?"
"He demanded to have interview time tonight, and he wouldn't take no for an answer, so Force gave him this time." A voice off-screen said.
"But why does it have to be ME who interviews this guy?" Tucker question.
"Because you were the closest interviewer at the moment." The voice deadpanned. "Now interview him! Or else!"
"Fine! Fine! Fine! Ugh..." Tucker groaned before sighing. "Okay people...I give you...Johnny Cage...hooray..."
The crowd booed and laughed as Johnny Cage appeared on the screen, for once a very serious expression on his face.
"Dammit, I hate doing this...well, Johnny, let's get this over with. The sooner, the better. Okay, so at Best in the World, you were part of a Fatal-4 Way Ladder Match to determine the first-ever Internet Champion. However, you, to no one's surprise, came up short and Colt Anderson of PCUW won the match and title. However, on Twitter, you challenged Colt to a match for the Internet Title at UCA Last Stand, and the dubbed "IWC God" accepted. So now it's you vs Colt for the Internet Title at the PPV, but what prompted you to make this challenger since...you know, you got your ass kicked at Best in the World?"
"Oh, I'll tell you why I challenged Colt!" Cage said angrily, surprising Tucker. "It's because at Best in the World, I was screwed! That's right! I was screwed! And not just me, but Deadpool and Tom Brady were too! Because let's face it, management was BIASED for Colt at that event! Just look at the freakin' entrance he had at that damn event! It was over the top, unwarranted, unnecessary, and UNDESERVED! He only got the entrance because management had a hard-on for the damn bastard because of his idiocy and IWC popularity! Hell, I am 100% percent they designed and rigged that match just so HE could win and no one else! Laugh at me for thinking that, but it's the truth! It was supposed to be MY moment, my chance to shine, but Colt and management screwed me over big time! An overrated bastard who's nowhere as good as he claims to be was HANDED that title when I, who works harder than he ever does, was dropped to the wayside! Bullshit! Just fucking bullshit! And I won't let it happen to me anymore! That's why I challenged him, to prove that he is nothing more than hype and to take the title that is MINE!"
"Ummm...I see..." Tucker said, a bit weirded out that Cage was so intense and serious for once. "Sooooo...how do you feel about your chances? I mean, you aren't exactly the most-"
"I KNOW I'm considered a joke by a lot of people, but you know what, I feel DAMN GOOD about my chances! Because I know when I to get truly serious, I am more serious about this than I ever ha been before about anything! That idiot Colt...he's just going to make smarky-ass jokes and continue being an idiot like only he can. That's going to help me in the long run here. Plus, he's not going to have management on his side here! He only won at Best in the World because management sucked his dick, but at UCA Last Stand, management won't be biased to anyone here, knowing Force! And with that little advantage taken away from Colt, he becomes helpless and he becomes shown for what he is: an overrated piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be a champion in the first place! At Last Stand, I take down Anderson once and for all! In 13 days...you will see the beginning of the rise of Cage, and the downfall of Colt. After Last Stand..." Johnny Cage ran his hands through his hair before throwing them in front of the camera. "...the joke is over once and for all."
"Well...got to admit that Cage is fired up. He's more serious than he's been in years, and it's translating to a very focused drive." Church admitted.
"Cage was no doubt screwed at Best in the World! He needed that win more than others, and instead the match gets thrown to Colt! Well at Last Stand, Colt gets a taste of Caged Fury!" Sarge stated.
"Normally, I would want Cage to lose no matter what, but the fact that he's facing Colt of all people...makes me feel very neutral about this whole situation unfortunately." Church sighed.
"You don't like Colt?" Sarge asked surprised.
"Personally, I think he's a fucking idiot that makes Caboose look like Einstein, and I can't stand him." Church deadpanned. "But in any case, the thing between Cage and Colt won't happen in 13 days, so for now..."
("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)
"...it's time to get into the Tag Team Division!"
The crowd booed loudly as grey and brown pyro went off and Tom and Jerry come out to the stages. With frowns on their face, they raised their hands and formed "V" signs with their middle and index fingers before making their way down the ramp. The two slid into the ring and got on opposite turnbuckles and raised their hands once more, forming the "V" sign.
"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"
"Team 2D is in action tonight, and they are not very happy campers." Church said. "Last week, Jerry got beat by Al, allowing the Elrics to get their Tag Title shot tonight, while Team 2D has to wait another week. Team 2D managed to beat the Elrics on Animated, but that doesn't change the fact that they aren't getting their title shot today thanks to the Elrics!"
"I can't blame Team 2D for being angry!" Sarge said. "They deserve to get their title shot first, but instead those damn Elrics are getting it first! Such a damn travesty! They are so angry that they asked for this match to let off some steam! I almost feel sorry for those about to be subject to Non-Stop Violence!" Sarge said.
("One X" by Three Days Grace)
The crowd gave out loud cheers as Jak and Ratchet came out onto the stage, Ratchet having a blue cloth over his body while Jak was behind him with his Vulcan Fury with him. Ratchet crouched down onto the stage before standing up, throwing the cloth off him and pyro exploding on the stage in unison while Jak fired off his Vulcan Fury into the air to machine-gun pyro for a few seconds before the two made their way down the ramp. Jak placed his gun on the outside before he and Ratchet entered the ring.
"And their opponents, representing the Sony Saints, from Haven City and Veldin, at a combined weight of 468 lbs., Jak and Ratchet!"
"Now this will be interesting!" Church stated. "Jak and Ratchet of the Sony Saints shall face Team 2D in what is going to be a rematch from a few weeks ago! And in that encounter, the Sony Saints came out on top!"
"But only because of the Elrics! Those damn Elrics distracted Team 2D which caused them to lose!" Sarge said. "Well I assure you that this time that won't happen, and Team 2D will prove why they are so amazingly Red!"
"But Jak and Ratchet are former Tag Team Champions in their own right, so they won't make things easy for Team 2D in any regard! I think they got a chance of winning once more against Team 2D." Church said.
It was decided that Jak and Tom would start as Ratchet and Jerry got on the apron. The ref rang the bell and Tom and Jak engaged in a lock-up. The two tried to push each other back, only to find themselves at a stalemate. Tom suddenly broke the lock-up and threw a right and Jak, but the Eco Man ducked it and nailed a few rights of his own to the cat. He then whipped Tom into the ropes, and the cat managed to duck a clothesline as he came back. Tom bounced off the ropes, and ran into a Jumping High Knee from Jak. Jak picked up Tom and nailed a Suplex on him. Jak then transitioned into a headlock, and wrenched on the head while dealing with a few shots to the skull. Tom however, managed to stand up and hit a Back Suplex on Jak. Tom got up and whipped Jak into a corner, and then ran at him and nailed a Corner Clothesline. He pulled Jak out of the corner and lifted him for a Powerslam, but Jak landed behind him and nailed a German Suplex on him. He picked up Tom and dragged him to his corner, tagging in Ratchet.
"And here comes the first tag of the match, and it belongs to Ratchet!" Church said.
"A tag they do not deserve! What's up with that?!" Sarge questioned.
Ratchet climbed the corner as Jak positioned Tom, and nailed a Reverse Atomic Drop. He then held him in place, allowing Ratchet to hit a Diving Front Dropkick to face of Tom, knocking him off Tom's knee to the mat. Jak got on the apron as Ratchet made the cover! 1...2...Tom kicks out! Ratchet backs away as Tom gets on all fours, and Ratchet hits a Leg Drop across the neck. Ratchet then got on the apron and sized up Tom as he got up, and Springboarded off the ropes...and Tom caught him in mid-air! HE PLANTS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Ratchet writhes on the ground before being dragged over to Tom's corner and Jerry was tagged in. Tom and Jerry then picked up Ratchet and set him up, lifted him onto his shoulders...AND PLANTED HIM WITH A DOUBLE POWERBOMB!
"Oh man! Tom and Jerry with one VICIOUS Double Powerbomb! You don't want to take a Powerbomb from either of them, I assure you!" Church said.
"Hah, there goes the little Lombax! Hah, it's so fun watching a Sony Saint get pounded into the mat!" Sarge laughed.
Jerry made the cover! 1...2...Ratchet kicks out! Jerry picked up Ratchet and backed him into a corner and hits Shoulder Rams into his gut before backing up a bit and running at Ratchet...
...and Ratchet suddenly leaped over Jerry and into a Sunset Flip Pin! 1...2...Jerry kicks out! Then Jerry grabs the legs of Ratchet and drags him into the middle of the ring and tried turning him over a Boston Crab. Ratchet fought against being turned on his stomach, and after several moments, manages to twist Jerry off of him. Both got to their feet, and Ratchet ran right into a Dropkick to the jaw from Jerry! Jerry makes the cover!
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Ratchet kicks out!
"Ratchet manages to stay in after a very vicious Dropkick! That's bound to knock some teeth loose!" Church said.
"He lost some teeth?! Where are they?! I want to see Ratchet despair at seeing his own lost teeth!" Sarge stated
Jerry picks up Ratchet, but suddenly got headbutted in the gut by the Lombax. Ratchet then nailed a European Uppercut that stunned Jerry and then bounced off the ropes to Jerry. The mouse suddenly caught Ratchet with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker. Jerry then tagged in Tom and they both picked up Ratchet and whipped him into the ropes, and when he came back, they nailed him with a Double Flapjack! Ratchet bounced off the mat onto his back and Tom then got on the second turnbuckle nearby...
...AND NAILED A DIVING SENTON ON RATCHET!
"Oh man, Tom just CRUSHES Ratchet with that Diving Senton! Things aren't looking good for the Saints!" Church said.
"Yeah, and soon, they will fall to the special brand of Non-Stop Violence!" Sarge stated.
Tom hooks the leg!
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Ratchet kicks out!
Tom picked up Ratchet and hooked him up in a Full Nelson, and lifted him up for a Full Nelson Bomb...and Ratchet suddenly broke free mid-lift and took Tom down with an Arm Drag! Tom got back to his feet, but ran into a Sit-Out Jawbreaker from Ratchet that sent him into the ropes. Ratchet then clotheslined him over to the ropes below! Jerry got into the ring and ran at Ratchet, but Ratchet saw him and Back Body Dropped him over the ropes to the floor next to Tom! Seeing the position they were in, Ratchet motioned for Jak to get in, and he did and got on all fours in front of the ropes. Ratchet bounced off the opposite ropes as Tom and Jerry were getting up...
...stepped onto Jak's...
...launched himself off of Jak...
...AND HITS AN OVER-THE-TOP ROPE SOMERSAULT SENTON ON TOM AND JERRY!
"And Ratchet goes sky high on Tom and Jerry! The Lombax used Jak as a platform and it created some great air-time!" Church said.
"Who told that damn Lombax to use Jak like that?! That should be illegal! Illegal I say! Give him a red card, ref!" Sarge stated.
"This isn't soccer, dumbass!" Church shouted, hitting Sarge upside the head.
Ratchet got up and played to the crowd as they cheered for the Lombax before he picked up Jerry and threw him back into the ring and slid back in, making the cover!
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Jerry kicks out!
Ratchet picks up Jerry and tags in Jak who had gotten back on the apron, and he got in the ring and the two hooked up Jerry's head from behind...AND HIT A DOUBLE INVERTED SUPLEX ON HIM! Jerry writhed on the ground in pain before finding himself placed between Jak's leg, and then lifted up and nailed with a Powerbomb! Jak held on however, and with a great show of strength lifted him back up onto his shoulders...AND THEN NAILED A REVERSE POWERBOMB, SENDING JERRY FACE-FIRST ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Jerry staggered out of the corner in a daze, and Jak hooked his arms from behind...AND HIT A RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX!
"Oh man! Jerry's body must be wracked with pain! That combination of moves isn't pleasant for ANYONE!" Church said.
"Fight through the pain, oh great mouse! FIGHT THROUGH THE PAAAAAAIIINNN!" Sarge exclaimed.
Jak turnes Jerry over and hooks the leg!
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Tom comes in and breaks the count!
Jak gets up angrily as Tom slides out of the ring and smirks at the Eco Man. Jak glares at Tom for a bit before going back to Jerry and picking him up, but Jerry suddenly caught him with a Jumping Complete Shot! Jak held his face in pain as Jerry rolled to his corner and tagged in Tom. Tom came in and waited as Jak got up, and Big Booted him in the face! Jak stumbled to his feet, and found himself hooked by Tom from behind...and hit with a Full Nelson Bomb! However, Tom held on, and stood up with Jak before hitting a Dragon Suplex on him! He STILL held on though, stood up with Jak...
...AND FINISHED THE TRIFECTA WITH A FULL NELSON SLAM!
"Oh man, a trilogy of Full Nelson moves by Tom! Not something you see everyday!" Church stated.
"And with that, Jak..." Sarge said.
Tom hooks the leg!
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Jak kicks out!
"You Just Got...Ah dammit! Why am I not surprised...?" Sarge grumbled.
Tom picks up Jak and places him between his legs, and wrapped his around the waist. He tried to lift him up for a Powerbomb, but Jak suddenly Back Body Dropped the cat! Jak waited as Tom got back up and went for a clothesline, but Tom ducked it, and kicked Jak in the gut. He tried for a Suplex, but Jak remained rooted to the ground...
...AND LIFTED TOM UP FOR THE JAKHAMMER! The crowd popped as Jak had Tom up, but Tom suddenly flailed around and managed to land behind Jak! Before Jak could react, Tom placed his head between Jak's leg and lifted him up! Jak tried to get out by nailing Tom with a few rights...
...BUT GETS PLANTED WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! Jak writhed in pain before finding himself set up and lifted by Tom...
...
...AND HIT WITH A FALLING POWERBOMB!
"Falling Powerbomb courtesy of the cat! And like I said before, you DON'T want to take Powerbombs from Team 2D!" Church said.
"And finally, Jak of the Sony Saints..." Sarge began.
Tom hooks the leg and covers!
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JAK KICKS OUT!
"You Just Got...NOT AGAIN!" Sarge cried out.
Tom slapped the mat in frustration before deciding to finish things off. He picked up Jak and lifted him onto his shoulders, backed up a bit. He ran for the Feline Frenzy, but Jak landed behind Tom. Tom turned around and was taken down by Jak, who grabbed the leg and went for a Figure-Four. Tom managed to kick Jak way and stood up to his feet. He grabbed Jak's head as he turned around...
...
...and Jak pushed him away before he nailed the Cutter! Tom stumbled forward as Jak leaned against the corner before turning around and running at the Eco Man! Jak caught him with a foot in the jaw that staggered him back, and then Jak got on the second turnbuckle...AND NAILED A DIVING FOREARM SMASH ON TOM!
"And Tom gets a face full of Forearm! This is the opening that Jak needs!" Church said.
"No! Stop them Team 2D! Stop them and show how pathetic they really are!" Sarge begged.
Both men were laid out on the mat and Ratchet began to clap on the apron to will Jak on, and the crowd followed suit. Slowly but surely, Jak crawled towards his corner. Tom slowly crawled towards his corner as well, and Ratchet and Jerry held out their hands for the tag. Jak and Tom crawled ever closer...
...
...AND TOM TAGS IN JERRY, AND THEN JAK TAGS IN RATCHET! Both of them enter the ring and Ratchet ducks a clothesline, bouncing off the ropes and then nailing Jerry with a Spinning Wheel Kick! Jerry stumbled to his feet and got a Dropkick to the chest that sent him down! Jerry got back up...and was nailed with a Hurricarana Pin! 1...2...
...
...JERRY KICKS OUT! Ratchet picks up Jerry, and sets him up for the Ratchet-Plex, but Jerry elbowed his way out of the hold, and then bounced off the ropes back to Ratchet. Ratchet however caught him with a Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Jerry stumbled up to his feet and staggered where he was grabbed by Ratchet...
...
...AND NAILED WITH THE RATCHET-PLEX!
"The Ratchet-Plex! Jerry gets dropped on his head and neck and is pinned!" Church said.
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JERRY KICKS OUT!
"Hah! Like a puny little Ratchet-Plex could stop the great Red known as Jerry!" Sarge taunted.
Ratchet picked up Jerry, but Jerry suddenly threw him throat-first into the middle ropes. Ratchet stood up holding his throat, and Jerry nailed him from behind with a Sitout Rear Mat Slam! Both men were laid out on the mat as the ref began to count. They got to their knees at the count of 6, and Jerry nailed a right to Ratchet's face. After nailing a few more, Jerry picked up Ratchet and whipped him into the ropes, but Ratchet ducked a clothesline and kicked Jery in the gut. He set up Jerry and hooked the arms...
...
...and Jerry suddenly lifted Ratchet up! HE HITS RATCHET WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM! Jerry then goes for a Jackknife Pin!
"Alabama Slam followed by Jackknife! This could be it!" Church said.
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RATCHET KICKS OUT!
"Dammit, why wasn't that it?! Stupid Sony Saints..." Sarge grumbled.
Jerry picked up Ratchet and hooked him up in a Cobra Clutch, and lifted Ratchet up for the Mouse Trap. Ratchet got out of it though and landed behind Jerry, and then ducked a Forearm. Ratchet then leaped at the ropes...AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD ENZIGURI TO JERRY! Ratchet picked up Jerry, set him up and hooked the arms...
...
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...AND HITS THE TURBO VELOCITY!
"And Ratchet just gets 100% Turbo Velocity!" Church said.
"Ah dammit...Jerry, I'm sorry, but..." Sarge said.
Ratchet has Jerry pinned!
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TOM BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
"You Just Got...NOT SARGE'D! THANK THE ALMIGHTY RED FOR TOM!" Sarge exclaimed.
Tom pounded on the Lombax relentlessly with lefts and rights before picking him up AND DROPPING HIM WITH A CUTTER! Tom was about to do more, but found himself Speared straight to hell by Jak out of nowhere! Jak turns his attention to Jerry, lifts him onto his shoulder AND DROPS HIM WITH THE ECO TWIST! Jak stands up and sees Tom near the ropes and tackles him through them to the outside. Jak picks up Tom and whips him hard into the barricade! Tom groans in agony before finding himself grabbed by Jak, and lifted up into the air Suplex-Style...
...however Tom managed to land behind AND PUSH FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!
"OH SHIT! That's going to leave a mark!" Church said.
"Heh, let's hope that mark won't go away any time soon!" Sarge stated.
Meanwhile in the ring, Jerry and Ratchet had gotten back up and were now trading punches in the middle of the ring. Jerry then caught Ratchet with a kick to the gut before whipping him into the ropes. Ratchet ducked a right from Jerry as he came back, and bounced off the ropes once more...AND INTO A FREE FALL FROM JERRY! Ratchet stumbled to his feet and got a Knee Smash straight to the skull! Jerry then picked up Ratchet, lifted him up and placed his body on the top rope. Jerry grabbed the head...
...when Ratchet suddenly grabbed Jerry's head and pulled his body onto the apron, Hotshotting Jerry across the top rope as he did so! Jerry fell to the mat as Ratchet ran to the nearest corner and climbed it quickly. He waited on top as Jerry slowly got to his feet. Once he did...
...
...TOM GOT ON THE APRON AND PUSHED RATCHET OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! RATCHET FLIES INTO A DROPKICK FROM JERRY!
"HOLY SHIT! Did you see that?! Tom just sent Ratchet on a one way ticket to get his light knocked out!" Church said.
"There's a partner for ya! Always willing and ready to help out his fellow Red when needed!" Sarge stated.
Ratchet was almost out of it as Tom got into the ring and the cat and mouse duo stalked the Lombax. Ratchet stumbled up to his feet almost instinctively...
...he was lifted up by the legs by Jerry...Tom jumped up and grabbed his head...
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...NON-STOP VIOLENCE CONNECTS!
"NON-STOP VIOLENCE HAS JUST BEEN DEALT! BALL GAME PEOPLE!" Church exclaimed.
"Sony Saints..." Sarge began.
Jerry quickly hooked the leg as Tom kicked an incoming Jak off the apron.
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
("Drop The Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)
"Here are your winners, Tom and Jerry, Team 2D!"
The crowd booed as Jerry got off Ratchet and raised his arm into the air with the frown still on his face. The ref grabbed his and Tom's arms and raised their arms in the air as a symbol of victory before they ripped them away and formed "V" signs with their middle and index fingers shouting "NON-STOP VIOLENCE RULES!" The crowd only booed more at this proclamation.
"After what was a very exciting tag team match, Team 2D gets a bit of retribution, avenging their previous loss to the Saints tonight!" Church said. "Though they don't seem too happy..."
"Of course not, you Blue!" Sarge stated. "This could have been their Tag Title victory tonight, but thanks to those damn Elrics, that didn't happen! They wanted the title shot tonight, and no victory can change that!"
"Well, they'll get their title shot next week, and with this victory, they have more momentum going into the match!" Church said.
Tom and Jerry exited the ring and backed up the ramp, shouting at the crowd "We're going to be Tag Team Champions! We're going to be Champions!" They raised the arms once more with their fingers in "V" signs on the stage, frowning at the crowd that booed them as much as they could.
"People...next week...we may be looking at EIGHT-TIME UCA World Tag Team Champions at the end of the next Flame." Church said.
"I know that will be the case! No matter if they face the Elrics or the Sonic Heroes...they will be walking out champions! Prepare for Team 2D to take back their crowns!"
The camera goes to the backstage area on Titantron, and it shows a darkened locker room with a dim light to it, and Chaos the Hedgehog was shown inside out. He faced the wall with a hand placed on it, his held down and his eyes closed as though he was thinking about something. Suddenly, he opened his eyes, a stoic expression on his face.
"What do you want, Krueger?" Chaos questioned without turning around.
At that question, Jason Krueger came onto the screen holding his IC Title and he stood behind Chaos with a frown. "We need to talk Chaos...now." he said.
It was then that Chaos slowly turned around to meet Jason face-to-face. "About what?"
"You know damn well what. We need to talk about the damn match we are a part of at Last Stand." Jason said. "You and I have to TEAM with each other at that event, and what's worse, we have to team up against those damn hedgehogs, Hope and Shadow! Two hedgehogs who together form the most degenerate team this company has ever seen! And I think I speak for both of us when I say that I don't like the fact that I have to team with you! I personally think you are an arrogant, egotistical, delusional hedgehog with a god-complex, and I don't like you one damn bit! I consider it a damn travesty that I have to even help you one damn bit with anything!"
"Well I'll be perfectly honest and say I don't like this anymore than you do, Krueger!" Chaos growled. "I am not a team player! I don't DO teams or partners or any of that shit! I am a loner! I do things by myself and that's how I've always done them and will continue to do them that way! The fact that I have to team with YOU of all people only makes this worse! I really don't like you Krueger, because I think you are not all that like you think and that you sell me short despite what I have done in my career! I find this absolutely despicable, and complete bullshit!"
"Trust me, I feel the same way..." Krueger glared at Chaos. "BUT...I am here to...at least until after the tag team match...create a truce."
"Truce?!" Chaos questioned incredulosuly.
"Yes, a truce." Jason nodded. "Because we have a better chance of winning if we work together. We may not like each other or the fact that we are teaming with each other, but if there's one thing we have in common, it's that we despise those damn hedgehogs! Maybe for different reasons, but we despise them all the same! Shadow and Hope...are thorns in our sides that need to be taken care of, who need to pay big time for everything, and if they manage to get back into their degenerate groove for the event, then we are in for the fight of our lives. I know you'll likely say 'I can beat them by myself' and maybe you possibly can...in your own messed up mind, but you'll have a better chance of beating them if you work with me! Hell, we can inflict more pain and damage on them as a team then individually! Think about it: The Messiah of Neckbreakers and the God of Destruction, working together to end D-Hedgeration X once and for all in a massacre that will make most people cringe! We don't have to like each other, hell, after Last Stand, we can beat the freakin' crap out of each other for all we care, but for this match..., let's put aside our dislike for each other, our differences, and the fact that I am RR for just a bit. We unite, and inflict agony on Hope and Shadow like they have never seen before. What do you say, Chaos? Just work with me...just this once so we can work towards a common goal."
Chaos remained silent as he looked at the ground with a thoughtful look on his face before staring at Krueger. "...Fine. I'll work with you just this once, Krueger. Just to achieve this very goal. After Last Stand, this damn truce and partnership ends, but until then, we will give hell to those black and white hedgehogs just because I despise them so much."
Jason sighs in relief. "Good...that is good to hear, Chaos..." Jason was about to leave, but Chaos grabbed his arm and stared him dead in the eye.
"In fact...I already have something in mind for those two damn annoyances..." Chaos grinned evilly.
"Oh man...Jason Krueger...Chaos the Hedgehog...actually working TOGETHER?! That...that is not good at all..." Church mumbled.
"Not for Hope and Shadow! They may be a degenerate team, but Chaos and Jason are two of the most dangerous Reds around, and together, they could destroy just about anything!" Sarge exclaimed.
"And I don't think I liked what Chaos said. He has something in mind for Hope and Shadow...Anything that Chaos has in mind is NEVER good for anyone involved." Church said.
"Hah, this is going to be great! It may be temporary, but this cooperation between Chaos and Jason shall be something else! It will be history in the making!" Sarge stated.
"I wouldn't go that far, but until then...we got ourselves our next match." Church said.
("Through Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce)
The crowd booed as the lights turned into a flame red and Takuya came onto the stage. He crouched down onto the stage for a few moments before standing up and throwing his hands upward with index fingers extended, flame pyro going off onto the stage. Takuya then made his way down the ramp and slid into the ring before stepping on the bottom ropes and raised his arms with index fingers extended in a pose.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! From Jiyuugaoka, Japan, weighing at 229 lbs., Takuya Kanbara!"
"Takuya is in action tonight, and he is a busy guy in Fiction Wrestling right now! Over on WWE: Animated, he will team with Takato at WrestleMania in a multi-team TLC Match for the Toon Tag Titles that promises to be very brutal!" Church said.
"And just recently, he and Digivolution defeated the Destined and Son Goku on Animated in a HUGE victory! That's what I am talking! Shows how amazing that Takuya and his buddies are!" Sarge stated.
"And the match he's about to be in...is going to be personal no doubt, considering who he's facing." Church stated.
("Resurrected" by Peroxy?whygen)
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the light turned blue and Matt came out to the beat of his music with his held down. He walked down the ramp until he stood in the middle of it, and bobbed his head until the music picked up and he shot his head up, shouting "I AM RESURRECTED!" to a great pop from the crowd. Matt then walked down to the ring and slid into it, staring daggers at Takuya before climbing the turnbuckle and throwing his arms out in a pose.
"And his opponent, from Odaiba, Japan, weighing in at 224 lbs., he is the UCA Royal Rumble Winner, Matt Ishida!"
"Matt Ishida made a shocking return at Royal Reckoning, lasting over an hour in the Royal Rumble Match to win it all! And the night after, he delivered what many are calling the Promo of the Year, showing how determined he is to complete his resurrection." Church stated.
"Matt and Takuya have a strong history! Takuya and Digivolution made Matt's life hell along with the other Destined, even being part of the reason he left for awhile! And now he's facing Takuya in a match that he will obviously lose!" Sarge stated.
"Matt managed to eliminate Takuya from the Rumble, but that ain't good enough for him! He wants full retribution against this guy, and so he can move on from this guy in UCA and focus on Final Clash and the World Title! This will be good!" Church said.
The match begins as Takuya walks up closer to Matt. The Digi Warrior of Fire was scoping the Holder of the Crest of Friendship. Takuya nods and walks away-right hand-BLOCK!-COUNTER RIGHT! Takuya is down and Matt goes on the offensive, Takuya gets up and Matt deliver vicious right hand after vicious right hand! Matt waits for Takuya to get up, and Matt Irish Whips him. The warrior comes back and Matt throws him up and delivers a Free Fall Slam! Takuya holds his stomach in pain and Matt runs the ropes, and comes back off the rebound with a Dropkick to Takuya that sends him out the ring! The Warrior gets up and Matt puts up and index and middle finger together...Extreme Team...and runs the ropes...off the rebound...SUICIDE DIVE ONTO TAKUYA! Matt gets up and celebrates with the fans, before grabbing Takuya and throwing him into the steel steps! Matt smiles as he picks Takuya up and throws him into the announcers table!
"Matt on fire! That loss on Animated lit a fire under him!" Church said, "He's taken control over the match!"
"Let me tell you something, ya nasty blue...Takuya's element is FIRE...fire is RED...and as a proud Red, Takuya's going to come back...OOOOOH! Like right now!" Sarge exclaimed right after Takuya drove Matt back first into the apron and kicked him in the stomach.
"Takuya in control here! Matt had a nice beginning offensive, but Takuya takes it to the future Hall of Famer with a move that put him back in control!" Church said.
"Seriously, LISTEN to me next time, you dirty Blue! What I saw is always true!" Sarge said, Church replied with a simple sigh.
Takuya grabs Matt's head and slams it right into a corner post! Takuya smiles evilly before grabbing Matt's head and slamming it into the barricade! He then rolls Matt back into the ring. Matt gets up, and Takuya grabs the neck and Snap DDTs Matt onto the mat. He rolls Matt over and pins him. 1...2...Matt kicks out. Takuya grabs Matt's head and begins wailing on it, going faster with every punch. Takuya Roundhouses Matt as he tries getting up, clocking him clean upside the head. Matt, however, still tries getting up, using the ropes to do so. Takuya bounces off the ropes and goes for a Kitchen Sink, but Matt catches the knee and growls. He picks Takuya up and goes for a Shin Breaker, but Takuya rolls over Matt's head and back and performed a sunset flip...flipped over...and hits a BIG BOOT SMACKING HIS JAW! Matt goes down and the pin counts down! 1...2...Matt kicks out.
"Matt kicking out of the Big Boot that everyone in this arena heard! Damn that was a loud attack!" Church chuckled.
"But Matt need to stay down! It'll only cause MORE pain for the bastard if he stays up! Stay down, you Blue!" Sarge yelled.
Matt shook his head, trying to shake off the webs. Takuya shakes his head and grabs Matt. He Irish Whips him to the ropes and catches Matt on the rebound...and delivering a Running Powerslam! Matt holds his back, The British Bulldogs own finishing maneuver putting him in pain. Takuya pins him. 1...2...Matt kickis out! Matt gets up...and Takuya jumps off the ropes. Flying Chuck kick attempt...fails! Matt catches Takuya and Tosses him into the corner! Takuya stumbles out of the corner...Digital Breakdown! Matt puts down Takuya with the Back Suplex Flipped into High Knee and pins him! 1...2...Takuya kicks out! Matt, trying to come back, bounces off of the ropes...and delivers a Running Neckbreaker! Takuya goes down, and Matt runs towards Takuya again...and hits a Dropkick to the knee, sending Takuya onto his other one. Matt runs forward and plants Takuya with a Throwback! Matt raises a fist and the crowd loves it! He turns around and hops forward a bit...and KNOCKS TAKUYA'S HEAD OFF WITH A SAVATE KICK TO THE JAW! Matt pins Takuya. 1...2...Takuya kicks out.
"That Blue is coming back? How? He's ring rusty!" Sarge complained.
"He didn't look so rusty at Royal Reckoning! Matt is burning up! He is on fire!" Church exclaimed.
Matt stalks Takuya...the Frontier kid is slow to get up...Matt kicks Takuya and places him on the turnbuckle. Matt climbs up and hooks the arm. Matt hooks the head and...Takuya stands his guard! Matt is being forced around, and Takuya manages to get two arms hooked around Matt's arms. Matt flails around, but Takuya jumps off...AND HITS A SUPER DIGI-BLAZE!
"THAT FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! OFF THE TOP ROPE! MATT GOT FACEPLANTED!" Church exclaimed.
Takuya smiles as he hooks the leg.
"Well, Matty Baby, unfortunately for your first match-"
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"YOU JUST GOT *Kickout!* WHAT?!" Sarge was in shock.
"Matt has resilience for days! He won't be put down so easily!" Church said.
Matt holds his head as he makes his way up, and Takuya growls...before running up from behind Matt and Dropkicks the back of his head! Takuya grabs Matt and locks in a Front Headlock! He focuses on the head of the revived vet, and locks it in tight! Matt seems to fade...but the chants of "Matt! Matt! Matt! Matt!" help him to keep going. Matt raises a fist and gets back on his feet...and begins punching Takuya's gut repeatedly as the crowd cheers! But Takuya knees his stomach back and puts a leg over Matt's neck...but Matt reverses the Overdrive and takes Takuya down...DIGIVITALIZ-no, Takuya twists Matt around! Matt lands on his feet and grabs Takuya and Irish Whips him. He ducks a Clothesline...jumps off the ropes...FLARE BLITZ TO MATT! No...Matt catches him! Standing Spinebuster to Takuya! Matt pins him! 1...2...Takuya rolls over and puts Matt in a pin...but Takuya uses that momentum and hits the ropes...FLARE BLITZ DIVING KNEE SMASH! Matt stumbles around, and Takuya hooks the arm and head of Matt...
"Uh-oh...bad news for Matt! Takuya may be looking for his Suplex-Facebuster mod, The Pyro-Twister! That'll end the Blue and give the red the much deserved victory!" Sarge said.
"Matt's in trouble! And Takuya lifts him up..." Church said in mid-move...
Takuya has Matt up...
...but Matt knees Takuya's head...and does it again...and again...and again...until he's let down...and is able to take Takuya down and LOCK IN THE DIGIVITALIZER (Walls of Jericho)!
"That new move he's adopted! The submission called The Digivitalizer!" Church said, "Looks like Tai's old Digi-Lock!"
"Oh no, Takuya's hand is raised!" Sarge said, "Keep going, man! Don't stop!"
Takuya tries dragging himself to the ropes, but Matt makes sure that Takuya can't do so! Takuya screams in pain as Matt wrenches the legs! Takuya...he raises a hand...
...and actually FLIPS Matt off of him! Matt lands on his feet and Takuya runs at him...but gets kicked, hooked up Suplex style...
...lifted up...
...ROCKER SMASH!
"ROCKER SMASH CONNECTING!" Church exclaimed, "The Rocker Smash Brainbuster connected!"
Matt pins Takuya!
"Well, Takuya...sorry bud..but..."
1...
2...
3!
"YOU JUST GOT SARGE'D" Sarge said as the bell rung, and Matt stood tall!
("Resurrected" by Peroxy?whygen)
"Here is your winner, Matt Ishida!"
The crowd was thunderous as Matt stood in the ring raising his arms with a satisfied and relieved look on his face. The ref grabbed the arm and kept it raised to show his victory before Matt climbed the turnbuckle and once again shouted to the world "I AM RESURRECTED!" before pointing to the Final Clash sign, saying "That's where I am going! That's where I am going!"
"Matt has done it! Matt has defeated Takuya and gained a bit of retribution for what has happened to him! And with that, he can finally move on from this in UCA and move on to better things!" Church stated.
"Dammit, I can't believe Takuya got Sarge'd like that! He was supposed to win since he is such a glorious, not lose to such a dirty Blue like Matt! Gah, there is something with this world!" Sarge said.
"Well like it or not, Matt has picked up the win and shown everyone that he hasn't lost a single step when it comes to wrestling!" Church stated.
Matt got off the turnbuckle and stood in the middle of the ring, looking out to the crowd as they chanted "Matt! Matt! Matt!" at a fervor pitch! Matt nodded in respect to the fans before exiting the ring, going up the ramp before turning back to point to the Final Clash sign once more, and then motioned for the World Title saying "Final Clash...it's my moment."
"Are we looking at the future UCA World Heavyweight Champion come Final Clash? In Matt's mind, that is exactly the case! He has made it clear that he won't allow any other result than that!" Church stated.
"Well I hope he likes being disappointed, because at Final Clash, I KNOW that Matt won't win the World Title! He will choke and his stupid "Resurrection" will be for nothing!" Sarge said.
"This is Matt's Path to Final Clash...and you can only imagine what exactly he will have to go through as it continues." Church said.
A/N: It...is...DONE! The chapter has finally been finished after much work, and I am happy with how it all come out! We are getting closer and closer to Last Stand, and I am excited when we are! Also, the Matt/Takuya match was written by toonwriter as a form of favor, so I thank him immensely for this as it helped me get the chapter done faster! I also decided to finally get an intro done for my Monday Night Flame show, and I hope that you all enjoyed it! I worked really hard for all of you on this chapter, and I hope it translated well!
Remember, if you ever have any suggestions or ideas concerning UCA, let me know and I will consider them! So until next time, remember to leave a review! Reviews are greeted with much love! :D
