Universal Character Association: Week 7


Circling your, circling your, circling your head,

(The screen shows Senji smirking out to the crowd from in the ring)

Contemplating everything you ever said

(The screen shows Blue brooding on the stage with a stoic look on his face)

Now I see the truth, I got doubt

(The screen shows Red hitting the Poke-Flow on Johnny Cage)

A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out

(The screen shows Kiva hitting the XLR on Mandy)

See you later

(The screen shows Starforce Megaman punting Fox in the skull)

I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold

(The screen shows Tidus on top of a ladder with the Cruiserweight Title raised high)

See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)

(The screen shows Jason Krueger hitting a Top-Rope Absolute Destruction on Cloud)

Well now that's over

(The screen shows Bowser giving a great roar out to his opponent)

I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

(The screen shows Lightning staring down Tifa in the ring with her Women's Title)

Back off I'll take you on

(The screen shows Team 2D hitting Non-Stop Violence on Sora through a table)

Headstrong to take on anyone

(The screen shows Sonic nailing Bowser in the back with a chair)

I know that you are wrong

(The screen shows Scourge posing on the turnbuckle with his hands raised in rock horns)

And this is not where you belong

(The screen shows Mario hitting the Super Mario Splash on Sonic and then raising the UCA World Championship overhead)


("Headstrong" by Trapt plays over the loudspeakers)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the music played, fireworks going off around the Titantron in spectacular fashion. The colors red, blue, and gold decorated the fireworks as they began going off in machine-gun fashion on the stage, before circling the Titantron, and then giving off one final blast of fireworks before the lights turned on. The crowd was going crazy as the camera went over them, the fans holding signs such as "The Greatest Jackass Ever!", "Blue with Envy, Oak?!", "We Want Non-Stop Violence!", and "The Resurrection Shall Continue!" The camera then went to Sarge and Church at ringside.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to UCA's main and popular wrestling program, Monday Night Flame!" Church said. "We are live from the Lylat Arena in Corneria City! I am Leanord L. Church alongside Sarge, and Sarge, we got ourselves one hell of a show tonight!"

"Got that right, dirty Blue!" Sarge stated. "We are just six days away from Last Stand, the last PPV before Final Clash! And the go-home show is stacked! We got Matt Ishida vs Link, Team 2D versus the Sonic Heroes for the Tag Team Titles, and Bower versus Sonic for the final Chamber spot! And there's even more!"

"Yeah, Sarge! We have been told that Scourge versus Red and Sly versus Crash will happen tonight! Chamber participants going against each other for momentum! And the last Six-Pack Challenge spot shall also be filled! So much will happen tonight, and it's only the go-home show!" Church stated.

"We even got Ben Tennyson explaining himself, Johnny Cage promising to make his full feelings on Colt Anderson known...Everybody, it's going to be one hell of a Red night for sure!"

("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)

"And we are getting started off in a big way!" Church said.

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Red came out onto the stage, mic in hand as he looked out to the audience with a very serious expression on his face. Tipping his hat, the Pokemon Master made his way down the ramp and entered the ring.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, "Pokemon Master" Red!"

"Red is out here to start the show, and he's coming off a victory with Crash over Blue and Scourge! But he didn't look like a winner as Blue practically DESTROYED him with a steel chair afterwards! I'm surprised that he was able to recover as he did!" Church said.

"Red deserved every shot that Blue dealt him and more! After all, it's years of suffering being paid back in full! But what could he possibly say tonight?! He got his ass whooped last week! No need to try and lessen the impact of getting beaten by such a superior foe!" Sarge said.

Red stood in the middle of the ring and lifted the mic up to speak, but chants of "RED! RED! RED!" rang throughout the arena for a few moments. Red looked out to the crowd once more, taking in the crowd reaction before speaking.

"I don't think I need to remind you all of what happened last week. Seven days ago, my rival of seventeen years beat the ever living shit out of me with a steel chair. He nailed me in the face with it, crashed my back with it, and put me through it with a Shell Shock DDT. It was an assault that has been described as brutal. And why did Blue do it? Why did he did such a violent act towards? ...Because I pinned him and beat him once again. That was the reason why." Red rubbed his head in frustration before speaking again. "This...this crap going on shows just how far Blue has fallen. He says that I deserve all of this happening to me. That I caused him all the pain and misery that he has felt. When in reality, he has only brought that pain and misery on himself. Why? It's because of a simple inability to let go and just move on! He can't just get past the fact that he hasn't beat me, and try to be proud of the fact that his career is one that few can duplicate. He can't just stop focusing on me instead of trying to find new goals for him to achieve in Fiction Wrestling! He won't let go his hatred of me one bit! Hell, I have tried to make peace with him at times and show him respect on numerous occasions! Case in point: Royal Reckoning 2003, the famed "80-Minute" Ironman Match. I won again against him, but I admired how much he did, and acknowledged the hellacious fight he gave to me. I offered him respect, a handshake to show that he was my equal...and what did he do? He duped me, and kicked me in the balls! He thinks that we don't give acknowledgement to his legacy because of him not beating me, when that's farthest from the truth! The fans know his legacy, his amazing career, and they respect that more than you can imagine, even if they don't like him! But Blue has become so obsessed with me, so jealous of the fact that he can't beat me, that he has made it so his career is seen as nothing BUT me beating him! And the poor fool can't realize it!" Red sighed as memories came flooding back to him. "You know...it's hard to believe that with how much we hate each other...we were once friends...that we were once close companions. Hell, back when we first started in this business, it was just a sort-of competition between us, a desire to be the best and to see who was better than the other. That was just what it was between us: a competitive rivalry. But somewhere down the line...that all changed. Somewhere during all of this, it got personal, it got to a point where we began to do terrible things to each other, from breaking me neck to me burning him during a brawl. And all because HE...CAN'T...BEAT ME...It's insecurity at it's finest, consuming him and defining his actions and life. And now Blue suddenly wants to say he's going to make my life a living hell? That he's going to cost me every big chance I got until he finally beats me? Well let me tell you something...Blue will fail. Just like he always has. After all the crap Blue has done to me over the years, the way he made this so personal, there's NO WAY IN HELL I am going to let that bastard get any satisfaction! In fact, with everything he has done over the past 17 years...I don't believe he DESERVES to beat me! You can agree or disagree with that, but that's my honest view! I hate that bastard too much these days, I can't let him win, and he will get what is coming to him sooner or later! Blue wants to go to war with me again...well, I'll gladly do so and put him in his damn place once and for all!"

Red took a deep breath as he took off his hat and held it in his hand, looking down at the mat before speaking up. "But until that day comes...I got other things to worry about. Like the Elimination Chamber in six days that I will be in. The Devil's Playground, it is a structure that I and five other men will enter and go through hell in all to become the World Champion! And like I said before, I am on a mission to become a ten-time World Champion! And by winning the Chamber Sunday, I'll get one step closer by becoming a nine-time World Champ! I am no stranger to Elimination Chambers! I won the first UCA Elimination Chamber back in 2002, and it's about damn time I won another one! Mario likes to call himself the Greatest Champion Ever...that the World Title will always be he is, and that he can survive everything. And he did get by me one time...since that bastard Blue decided to stick his nose in my business. But in six days, Mario is finally going to crash and burn. He'll be all by himself, and no way in hell will anyone like Blue be able to interfere with the structure in the way. Mario's reign comes crashing down, and you are all looking at the next World Heavywe-

You Think You Know Me?

("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)

The crowd booed like crazy as Red looked out to the stage and Scourge came out onto the stage with a mic in hand, wearing his leather jacket and sunglasses, but a frown was evident on his face.

"Oh boy, it's Scourge, the man who faces Red later on tonight, and I don't think he looks happy in the least." Church said.

"The King of the World has had enough of the crap coming out of the dirtbag's mouth, and I can't wait to see some serious ownage here!" Sarge stated

Scourge sneered at Red before he spoke. "You know Red...I won't deny this: my teacher, Blue, IS mentally unstable. His mind is all out of wack, he IS obsessed and one-track minded, and he IS letting it cloud about what he should be doing in the business. But you know what? If this is what he wants, what he wants to do at this point of his career, I ain't going to stop him. It's up to him, and I'll support him. And you know what...I have to agree with Blue definitely. It IS your fault that he's like this! You say it's because of Blue not letting it go that he's like this, but what you failed to see is what such a thing constantly losing to an ass like you can do to a person's mind! My teacher doesn't deserve the shit he gets from you, nor these idiotic fans!" The crowd booed loudly at this proclamation. "He deserves so much better, and quite frankly, I am tired myself of all the damn disrespect he's been getting! Which is why tonight, I am going to get a little bit of payback for him! It won't satisfy him, I know that much, but I am going to Spear you to kingdom come and pin your ass to the mat, to show you the consequences of what happens when you pull the shit you have done for so many years! You couldn't beat me in 2007 with the World Title on the line ONCE! I beat your ass three times in a row, and I am going to duplicate history once more when I beat you tonight! And I also haven't forgotten about Last Stand. And guess what, little Pokemon Master? I am going to head to Last Stand, AND TAKE BACK MY DAMN THRONE! See, I was screwed at the Rumble, and I won't be screwed over now! I've let people like Takuya and Pit play around with my throne just to see them get their hopes up about actually being somebodies before they are crushed back down to earth, but now it's time for me to kick off everyone and get back what it's mine! That Elimination Chamber belongs to me in six days! I am going to show the world why I am its King! You, Mario, Sly, Crash, Sonic, Bowser...you all are insignificant compared to me! THE WORLD TITLE IS COMING HOME TO ME, BABY! Tonight, I win for Blue! Sunday...I win for me!"

The crowd was booing viciously as Red shook his head. "Of course...of damn course the former student of Blue would suck his dick like no tomorrow! Would take the side of Blue and try to paint me out as the bad guy in all of this! Well let me tell you something Scourge: you don't know ANYTHING about what is between me and Blue, and never will! You have rarely gotten involved in our rivalry, and you want to say you are going to win tonight for Blue? Well let me tell you something, EVIL SONIC: that ain't going to happen tonight or any other night! You like to call yourself the King of the World, but after I'm done with you, you won't be looking or feeling like a king one bit! You want to call me out and say it's my fault after all the shit you've done in your career? Big mistake, hedgehog. Consider a Poke-Flow in your future, Scourge!"

Scourge just chuckled arrogantly. "I know what I have done in my career...and I don't regret it one bit!" Scourge proclaimed. "After all, cheating is just a buzz word created by fans! You do what it takes to win! Winning is all that matters, clean or dirty! But hey, I at least admit that I'm a selfish jerk and I've done all that shit with a big ol' smile on my face! You won't even own up to anything that you've done to Blue! Quite sad really! Well, no matter, it doesn't change what's going to happen tonight or at Last Stand...you getting Speared straight to hell and pinned to the damn mat by the King of the World! I'll see you later tonight Red! All Hail the King, baby!"

("Alter Bridge" by Metalingus)

Scourge dropped the mic and raised his hands in rock horns as the crowd chanted "YOU'RE NO KING! YOU'RE NO KING! YOU'RE NO KING!" before he walked to the back, all the while Red leaned against the ropes and watched him leave, shaking his head at the green hedgehog.

"Oh man, Scourge and Red with a war of words that only make their confrontation later tonight more heated. It will be the revisiting of their rivalry in 2007, and it's all about momentum." Church said.

"Oh boy, I can't wait for Scourge to finally put Red in his place! It's been a long time coming for sure! Oh it's going to be glorious for sure!" Sarge said.

"And along with that, there's also Sly Copper facing off with Crash! And Sonic and Bowser going to war for the final Chamber spot!" Church stated. "The participants of the Chamber are going to be in some serious action tonight, and all for momentum! Tonight will be chaotic for sure!"


The camera goes to the locker room of the Mushroom Kingdom, where we see Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom sitting down, having watching the opening segment unfold.

"Hmph...if those two want to beat the crap out of each other for stuff like last night, they can be my guest. But no matter what they say or do, nothing is changing the fact that they won't be taking my World Title." Mario stated as he adjusted the World Title on the shoulder. "Proclaiming that they will win the title...don't make promises you can't keep fools! Those two won't win the Chamber! Nor will Sly or Crash! And Bowser and Sonic...pfft, like those two bitches can ever hope to come out victorious IF they get in! No, the Chamber...is going to belong to-a me! MARIO! And then it's off to the Final Clash! An event that only I deserve to close out!"

"Oh that's right, Mario! You are the Greatest Champion Ever after all!" Peach smirked haughtily. "And I'll be right beide you, once again the Women's Champion after Last, breaking records AGAIN! Lightning got lucky at Last Stand, that's all! A pure fluke! But this Sunday, her luck runs out as her championship reign dies! And it won't be won by any of the five other women in the match, no they have absolutely no chance of even winning since they are all so pathetic! No, I'm taking back what has always been mine and others have just carried it for me! And you and me, Mario...we'll rule UCA and all of Fiction Wrestling as the undisputed power couple! Tai and Sora, Itachi and Moon, TD and Gwen...they won't COMPARE to us!"

"Yeah brother, you-a got this, that much I know!" Luigi nodded. "There's a reason why you've been champion for 379 days and counting! There's a reason why the Mushroom Kingdom is the most powerful stable in UCA today! It's because you have shown why you are the Greatest Champion Ever and the Champion of Life! We have dominated UCA, and it's going to remain that way! After Last Stand, we're getting all our titles back and showing we are the GOAT: Greatest of all time!"

"Heh, you said it best, brother! And it will all be led by me! Super Mari-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Mario suddenly shouted as he saw somebody.

The camera panned out a bit...and showed Sonic walking onto the screen to massive cheers. Sonic had a dark expression on his face as the Mushroom Kingdom glared at him.

"...I'm not here to fight Mario...at least not now. No...I've come here...to give you a message..." Sonic said darkly.

"A message ?" Mario said cautiously. "What message?"

"Simple, it's this." Sonic said as he walked up to Mario. "I am going to get Bowser back for what he did to me, for screwing me over at Royal Reckoning and costing me so much, but DON'T think I haven't forgotten about your part in all of this. How you paid off Bowser with a World Title match so he could save your ass! How you worked around the stipulations just to save your precious damn title! And with what you two did..you have unleashed a new side of me. A darker side of me that is about to beat the crap out of you for breaking my leg, insulting my girlfriend, and screwing me over big time. A darker side...that you never wanted to see or deal with, because it means hell is about come down on you, Mario. Two things are of my goal: beating Bowser tonight, and getting damn payback on you! And the latter will happen when Last Stand happens, when I walk into that Chamber and beat you to a bloody pulp and take what you can't live without...the World Heavyweight Title! The championship that should have been mine 15 days ago. Beware Mario...beware, for the devil is on your ass."

Sonic then left the locker room, leaving Mario glaring after him as he clutched the World Title tightly. "Payback my ass...I am the Greatest Champion Ever...and will always remain that. And you won't ruin that, Sonic." Mario said.


"Dark words...from the Blue Blur himself, Sonic the Hedgehog." Church said. "He wants to pay back those who wronged him, and he may just do that with this new state of mind of his."

"Fat chance! Sonic is way in over his head!" Sarge stated. "He's a complete dirtbag who doesn't know when he's beat, and it shall be known when Bowser stomps him into a gooey, disgusting blue mess!"

"Bowser has got the size and strength advantage over Sonic, but Sonic's faster than anybody, and he's got this new dark outlook that may make him just as dangeorus as Bowser." Church pointed out.

"Doesn't matter! Bowser will cream Sonic! And it's because he's a Red, AND REDS ARE SUPERIOR!" Sarge stated.

("Stand in the Rain" by Superchick)

Loud cheers came from the crowd as Hinata Hyuuga came out onto the stage and stood on it, hands placed behind her back. Hinata gave out a warm smile to the crowd as she raised her hand in a wave before making her way down the ramp. Sliding into the ring, she climbed up the nearest turnbuckle and looked out towards the crowd with a smile.

"The following opening contest is a Six-Pack Challenge Qualifying Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Konoha Village, weighing in at 129 lbs., Hinata Hyuuga!"

"The final spot in the Women's Title Six-Pack Challenge is about to be decided, and you know Hinata wants to take it!" Church said. "She won her first-ever Women's Title last year, and you know she wants to get her dream back!"

"Oh please, she got lucky against Peach! That was all! She had her moment, now it's time for this Hyuuga failure to fall to the back!" Sarge stated. "Whoever her opponent is, I hope she creams Hinata!"

"I can't believe you are counting Hinata out, Sarge...this chick works harder then perhaps anyone, and I won't be surprised if she gets back into the title picture tonight." Church said.

("Seduction" by Eminem)

The crowd gave a big mixed reaction, about 60 percent boos and 40 percents cheers, as Samus came out in her Zero Suit, a stoic expression on her face. She stared down the Hyuuga girl in the ring before making her way down the ramp. Ignoring the fans, Samus leaped onto the apron and entered the ring, still stoic.

"And her opponent, from the Planet Zebes, weighing in at 198 lbs., Samus Aran!"

"Samus Aran, the first-ever female World Champion in Fiction Wrestling, made her debut in UCA back in the Royal Rumble Match." Church said. "Since then, Samus has not spoken ONE word in the company! Not one! And last week, she screwed over Tex and locked her out of the title picture for whatever reason."

"Whatever reason it was, I am sure that it's the best reason possible! Samus wouldn't do something like that otherwise, right?!" Sarge asked.

"Don't know, Sarge. She hasn't been egomaniacal or kind since coming to UCA, just stoic. But right now, she has a chance to get a Women' Title if she can beat Hinata." Church stated.

The two stood off with each other as the ref checked on them before ringing the bell. The two met in the ring and engaged in a lock-up with Samus grabbing Hinata in a Side Headlock. Hinata pushed Samus off of her, but Samus bounced off the ropes and nailed a Standing Shoulder Block. Samus bounced off the ropes once more, but Hinata suddenly shot up and caught Samus with a Japanese Arm Drag. Hinata quickly transitioned into a Headlock. Samus stood up with Hinata in tow, and quickly nailed a few elbows to the gut before going for a Back Suplex. Hinata flipped out of it and landed behind Samus, and Hinata kicked Samus in the gut as she turned around. She went for a DDT, but Samus suddenly lifted her up and dropped her gut-first across the top rope. With Hinata placed over the ropes, Samus bounced off the ropes and nailed a Knee Smash to Hinata's skull that sent her off the ropes and to the outside. Samus slid out of the ring and picked up Hinata, slamming her head off the barricade. She slammed the Hyuuga's skull several more time on the barricade before picking her up and Body Slamming her against the barricade.

"Damn, this is vicious on Samus' part. She's really showing no mercy to the Hyuuga heiress!" Church said.

"Why should she?! A Women's Title shot is on the line! Do whatever takes it to win, and that's what Samus is doing!" Sarge stated.

Samus picked up Hinata and threw her back into the ring before sliding in as well. She picked up Hinata and quickly nailed a Double Arm Suplex on her, floating over into a cover! 1...2...Hinata kicks out! Samus picks up Hinata and places her in the corner and begins kicking her in the gut over and over again. She is unrelenting as the ref finally tells her to stop and backs her away from Hinata. Samus just continues to be stoic before going back to Hinata, but suddenly gets a Knife Edge Chop to the chest! The crowd "Woooos!" at the impact as Hinata nails a few Knife Edge Chops to Samus before whipping her into the ropes. She goes for a Back Body Drop as she comes back, but Samus catches her with a kick to the chest, followed by a hard clothesline that takes her down! Samus picked up Hinata and tried for a Suplex, but Hinata manages to land behind Samus once more and pushes her into the ropes. Samus bounced off them, and into a Jumping Calf Kick. Hinata goes for the cover! 1...2...Samus kicks out! Hinata grabbed Samus, but Samus suddenly kicked Hinata in the knee and nailed a Spinning Neckbreaker on her!

"Hinata and Samus just going at it hard here! You can tell that both women want to win bad here!" Church said.

"But Samus obviously wants it more than Hinata ever does! After all, she wants to show why she is the greatest female ever!" Sarge stated.

Samus bounced off the ropes and nailed a Leg Drop on Hinata before picking her up and nailed a few knees to the gut. She grabbed Hinata by the waist and nailed a Gutwrench Suplex on her! Cover! 1...2...Hinata kicks out! Samus quickly locks in Armbar, and wrenches on the arm as hard as she could! Hinata gritted her teeth in pain but she managed to get herself while Samus held onto her arm. She spun around and managed to throw Samus into the ropes, and she bounced off...

...and ducked a clothesline before grabbing Hinata, and nailing a Half-Nelson Suplex on her! Samus makes the cover! 1...2...Hinata kicks out!

"Samus has full control over Hinata right now! Hinata's got to do something if she wants to get back into this!" Church said.

"Nope! Won't happen! Samus obviously has a counter to everything Hinata, so we know who is superior!" Sarge stated.

Samus picked up Hinata and placed her in the corner, lifting her onto the top turnbuckle. She climbed up there with her and nailed a few shots to the face before hooking up Hinata, and lifting her up...

...but Hinata remained rooted on the turnbuckle, blocking the Superplex. Samus tried a few more times, but Hinata nailed a few shots to the gut of Samus, which caused her to let go. Hinata then nailed a heabutt tht sent Samus off the top and to the mat below. Hinata stood tall on the top as she waited for Smaus to get up, then dived off...

...Hinata nails a Diving Crossbody!

...WAIT! Samus rolls through and has Hinata pinned!

"Roll through! Roll though! Samus could steal one here!" Church said!

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Hinata kicks out!

"Ah, what the hell?! A kick out like that shouldn't happen! Stupid logic being out of wack!" Sarge stated.

Both rolled to their feet and Samus went for a clothesline, but Hinata ducked it! Samus bounced off the ropes...and into a Scoop Powerslam from Hinata! Hinata hooks the leg! 1...2...Samus kicks out! Hinata stands up and waits as Samus gets to her knees...AND SHE DUCKS THE NINJA KICK! Hinata spins around and Samus shoots up, and catches her and tries for a Complete Shot! Hinata elbows Samus in the side of the head, causing her to let go. She suddenly nails a STO Backbreaker on Samus! She holds on and pulls her back up...

...AND HITS A MOONSAULT SIDE SLAM!

"Damn, did you see that?! You have to admit that was just beautiful!" Church said.

"Ah, it was good for what it was..." Sarge shrugged.

Hinata hooks the leg!

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Samus kicks out!

Hinata picked up Samus and whipped her into the corner before running at her. Samus caught her with an elbow to the jaw, which stagger the Hyuuga. Samus got on the second turnbuckle before diving off...

...and Hinata dodges the Ice Beam (Front Missile Dropkick)! Samus crashes down on the mat back-first, and that allows Hinata to nail a Standing Moonsault on her! Hinata hooks the leg! 1...2...

...Samus kicks out! Hinata grabs the leg and tries for the Kyuubi Lock, but Samus kicked her off! Samus gets up as Hinata runs at her, but Samus gets behind her and grabs the head! She lifts her up...

...AND NAILS AN INVERTED SUPLEX!

"Inverted Suplex out of nowhere! Hinata just gets planted on her face!" Church said.

"That's how you do an Inverted Suplex, people! The first female World Champion at her finest!" Sarge stated.

Samus covers Hinata!

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Hinata kicks out!

"But it's not enough to apparently keep Hinata down for the count!" Church stated.

Samus picked up Hinata and nailed a few shots to the skull of the Hyuuga before nailing a Pendulum Backbreaker. Hinata arched her back in pain as Samus climbed up to the top, and waited as Hinata got to her feet. Once she did, Samus dived off...

...AND NAILED THE ICE BEAM!

"Ice Beam by Samus! This time, it connects flush to the Konoha Ninja!" Church said.

"And people..." Sarge began.

Samus covered Hinata!

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Hinata kicks out!

"Hinata Just Got...Okay, who the hell turned off the logic button?!" Sarge questioned.

"Sarge, just shut the hell up." Church deadpanned.

Samus kept her stoic expression as she decided to finish things. She picked up Hinata, and got her in a Double Chickenwing, and went to lift her up...

...but Hinata suddenly managed to get an arm free and nailed a few elbows to the skull of Samus! She suddenly dropped Samus with a Drop Toe Hold out of nowhere...

...AND LOCKED IN THE KYUUBI LOCK!

"KYUUBI LOCK! KYUUBI LOCK OUT OF NOWHER! Hinata has Naruto's patented submission hold locked in! Samus could tap here and now!" Church said.

"Come on, Samus can't tap! She's the woman that broke the ultimate boundaries! Don't tap!" Sarge stated.

Samus gritted her teeth in pain as Hinata wrenched her ankles as much as she could, wanting a tap out victory. Samus pulled at her hair before raising a hand, tempting a tap out. She shook her hand as the pain shot her through her ankle...until she suddenly pushed herself off the mat...

...and rolled through, sending Hinata into the corner! Hinata hit it hard, and backed out of it. Samus shot up and grabbed her from behind...

...AND NAILED A BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!

"German Suplex, followed by a perfect bridge! The pin on Hinata!" Church said.

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Hinata kicks out!

"Ah, dammit, another kick out. I swear, this Hyuuga just doesn't know when to quit!" Sarge stated.

Samus did not look fazed as she remained stoic, picking up the Hyuuga girl. Hinata suddenly broke free and began to nail several Forearms to the face of the Metroid Killer. With Samus dazed, Hinata bounced off the ropes to her...but Samus caught her with a Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Hinata rolled onto the apron and got up, but Samus grabbed her head and pulled her through it...

...AND NAILED A ROPE-HUNG DDT! Hinata held her face as she laid on the mat in pain before being picked up and placed between Samus' legs. Hinata's lifted up...

...AND PLANTED DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB!

"What a Powerbomb! Hinata is getting brutalized here!" Church said.

"Hinata..." Sarge began.

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Hinata kicks out!

"You Just Got...Okay, where are all these kick outs coming from?! It's pissing me off!" Sarge exclaimed.

Samus stomped on Hinata before picking her up once more, locking in a Double Chickenwing on her. However, before she could fully get it, Hinata broke free and and executed Standing Switch, getting behind Samus. She hooked her up and lifted her...

...and Samus lands behind Hinata, avoiding the Gentle Slam! She pushed Hinata towards the ropes, and Hinata bounced off them and hit a Dropkick to the knee! Samus dropped to her knees, and Hinata stood...

...AND NAILED THE NINJA KICK! Samus was on la-la land, but Hinata kept her on her knees...

...AND CONNECTED WITH A SECOND NINJA KICK!

"TWO Ninja Kicks straight to the damn skull! Hinata may have knocked Samus' lights out! This could be it!" Church said.

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Samus kicks out!

"Hah! Of course it isn't! The first female World Champion won't go down that easily!" Sarge stated.

Hinata went over to a corner, and climbed it with her back turned to Samus. She reached the top and stood on it, steadying herself. She backflipped off it...

...AND SAMUS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE MOONSAULT! Hinata managed to land on her feet though, and Samus quickly stood on her feet and went for a clothesline, but Hinata ducked it...AND CAUGHT HER WITH A SPINNING SIT-OUT SLEEPER SLAM! Samus groaned in pain as Hinata sized up Samus, and then bounced off the ropes as she was on her knees...

...AND NAILED A RUNNING ENZIGURI TO THE SKULL!

"And Samus gets kicked in the head AGAIN! Bye bye brain cells and consciousness!" Church said.

Hinata hooks the leg!

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"AND NOT MATCH, DIRTBAG! That's what you get for doubting the great Samus!" Sarge cheered.

Hinata looked a bit stunned at the kickout before picking up Samus. She grabbed the arm and leg and placed her head in front of Samus, and lifted her up...

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...and Samus lands behind Hinata once again! She grabs Hinata and throws her through the corner and shoulder-first into the steel post!

"Shoulder meets steel! Samus avoids disaster, while Hinata meets it!" Church said.

"Is the shoulder broken? Just wondering since Hinata is not the toughest girl!" Sarge questioned.

Hinata backed out of the corner holding her shoulder, until her arm and head are grabbed from behind...AND SAMUS HITS A FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ON HER! With the stoic expression still about her, she picked up Hinata and hooked up her arms from behind. She went to lift her up...

("Agent Tex (Instrumental)" by Jeff Williams)

"OH BOY!" Church exclaimed.

Samus' head snapped to the stage at the sound of music just before she lifted up Hinata, the crowd exploding into cheers as the sound. The bounty hunter was shocked as she knew who it heralded the arrival of.

"Oh man, that music can only mean one thing! A certain Freelancer is about to kick some ass and get payback!" Church said.

"Hey, this isn't Tex's match! She doesn't have any business here! She should just-WAIT! WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed.

With Samus distracted, Hinata managed to get her arms free before she hooked up Samus...

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...AND HIT THE GENTLE SLAM!

"GENTLE SLAM! The music distracted Samus! Hinata took advantage and she got all of it!" Church said.

"OH NO! Not this way for the great Samus!" Sarge stated.

Hinata covers Samus!

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"HOLY SH*T! Did Samus just kick out?! If so, then Hinata can't believe it! She thought she had it!" Church exclaimed.

"YES! Be shocked, Hyuuga! Your puny Gentle Slam could never fell the mighty Samus!" Sarge shouted.

Hinata looked shocked that Samus kicked out of her finisher, but she shook it off, knowing she couldn't waste any time. She stood up and grabbed the leg of Samus, trying to lock in the Kyuubi Lock once more! Samus however fought against it, and rolled onto her back, kicking Hinata away. Hinata bounced off the ropes...

...AND INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!

"Small Package out of nowhere! Samus is going to steal one!" Church stated.

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"How in the hell does she keep kicking out?! Are the Hyuuga clan someohow rigging things?! They are, aren't they?!" Sarge ranted.

Both scrambled to their feet, and Samus took down Hinata with a HARD Lariat that nearly turned her inside out. A slight scowl on her face, Samus picked up Hinata, and once more hooked her arms from behind...

...she lifted her for the Metroid Killer (Glam Slam)...

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...HINATA SUDDENLY ROLLS HER UP MID-DROP!

"Hinata with the roll-up out of nowhere!" Church said.

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"SHE GOT HER!" Church said.

"WAIT WHAT?!" Sarge excalimed.

("Stand in the Rain" by Superchick)

"Here is your winner, Hinata Hyuuga!"

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as Hinata let go of Samus and rolled out of the ring, shock and joy overwhelming her being. Samus got on her knees as she looked at the Hyuuga girl in shock. Hinata leaned against the barricade as the fans cheered, chanting "Yes..." softly as she knew she had another chance, while Samus stood up, still in shock.

"Hinata did it! Hinata pinned the former World Champion! She's going to Last Stand! She now has a chance to live her dream once more!" Church said.

"I call foul! This is Grif-level crap! This was a fluke on Hinata's part! She was about to get beat by Samus until that music distracted her! Tex didn't even come out! Dammit! Samus was screwed!" Sarge stated.

"Music or not, in the end, Hinata managed to pin Samus clean! And while Tex didn't come, she...Oh no! Not good!" Church said.

As Samus continued to look in Hinata in shock...she didn't notice Tex sliding into the ring behind and stalking her...

...Samus turned...

...AND GETS HIT WITH THE FREELANCE FROM TEX!

"FREELANC! Samus just got torn in two! Payback for screwing Tex over last week! Don't know why Samus did what she did last week, but Tex isn't one to let that go!" Church said.

"Dammit, this was all a set-up by Tex! The music...the Freelance...that damn Freelancer!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tex glared down at Samus as the bounty hunter writhed in pain before saying "You should have known this was going to happen, bitch..." Hinata looked a bit surprised by the whole deal but realizing that it didn't involve her, she made her way up the ramp, celebrating her victory and new title shot. When she left for the back, Tex scoffed down at Samus before exiting the ring and up the ramp herself. Samus managed to sit up as she held her stomach, and looked at Tex as she walked up the ramp. Tex looked back at her for a brief second before giving a cutthroat gesture and going to the back. Samus frowned before rolling out of the ring and going up the ramp.

"Man, Tex paid Samus kind in full, but Samus won't let this slide either. Whatever the deal is between these two, it's going to get worse between these two." Church said.

"Tex made a big mistake doing that to Samus. Prepare to be Metroid Killed, Tex! Because that is what your future will be!" Sarge stated.


The camera went up to the Titantron, which showed an unknown location much to the confusion of everyone in the crowd...until it showed the smirking face of Starforce Megaman, causing the crowd to erupt into PURE, unadulterated hatred.

"Well, hello everybody. It's your favorite Gaming Killer and RR Member, Starforce Megaman." Starforce chuckled as the crowd chanted "F**K YOU STARFORCE!" "And look where we are tonight? Corneria City in the Lylat System! It's funny that I am here in this city...since you know...this is likely the home of one stupid fox pilot that I punted to oblivion a few weeks ago...which I did with a big ol' smile on my face." The crowd was absolutely livid as Starforce chuckled. "I bet all of you little fans here are probably hating me like no other right now, am I right? Well screw you man. I don't care what you feel about me. Fox had it coming to him for so long, and his career was on life support. I simply pulled the plug and put him out of his misery. He should be thanking me. But when I get rid of one pilot...I deal with another. A pilot by the name of Falco Lombardi." The crowd goes crazy as they chant "FALCO! FALCO! FALCO!" "The guy who has always been in Fox's shadow. A guy who deemed it okay to turn down an offer from the RR just because of what I did to Fox. A guy who has screwed me out of the Rumble, attacked me, and basically demeaned what I have worked for. Quite frankly, this little birdy pisses me off. He refuses to accept that Star Fox is dead, and continually tries to fight against the inevitable. But one thing he said to me last week still rings...that the spirit of Star Fox will never die. That Star Fox lives throughout Fiction it was something I cannot kill no matter what I do." Starforce humorlessly chuckled. "That damn fool...him and all of you just won't accept it, accept that Star Fox is simply done for. It infuriates me, but...it got me thinking. People still believe that Star Fox is alive...and if that is case...then that means I am just going to have to do more to put the nail in the coffin, to truly show to everyone...that Star Fox in gaming and in wrestling...is no more. And that means I can't just narrow myself to Fox and Falco...no, I have to broaden my horizon."

The crowd was confused as Starforce smirked. "Before I do that, I need to tell you something. You know the Rookie Revolution's goals, right everybody? It's to take out that irrelevant veterans that continue to hog the spotlight and give the rookies and neglected vets who work their asses off the chances they deserve. We have done our in work in companies followed by many people such as UWE, Animated, NCW, CCW, here in UCA, and plenty more. But I asked myself? WHY just limit ourselves to JUST companies that are known by the mainstream wrestling audience? Why not take our goals...to the lesser-followed and independent companies?"

Starforce smirked as he walked a bit before looking down...

...

...and Peppy Hare and Slippy Toad were shown on the ground, beaten up and writhing in pain on the floor, blood pouring from their heads. The crowd gasped in shock as Starforce continued smirking.

"Peppy Hare and Slippy Toad...you obviously know these two." Starforce said. "These are two of the original four members of Star Fox in Fiction Wrestling. They are four-time UCA World Tag Team Champions here in this company before they left a few years ago. You would THINK that they would retire and just accept that their time is done. But noooooo...they are STILL wrestling! They are wrestling in freakin' Ring of Honor, hogging the spotlight of the Tag Team Division, constantly winning titles they don't deserve! Holding other promising indy wrestlers, keeping them from getting chances and getting noticed by other companies! And quite frankly, it's sickening! And it needs to be stopped...now!"

Starforce picked up Slippy and began slamming his skull in a nearby wall, over...and over...and over...and over again, not stopping one bit. "They were just relaxing...not caring about a single thing until I attacked them from behind with a chair. Heh, they didn't even see me coming." After about twenty slams into the wall, Starforce let go of Slippy, grabbed a steel chair, and slammed it across the toad's skull! "Some wrestlers they are...they are way past their prime and don't know when to quit..." Slippy crawled to his knees as Starforce stared at him. "It's time to pull the plug on these guys."

Starforce ran and PUNTED SLIPPY IN THE SKULL! The crowd was in utter horror as Slippy lied motionless on the floor and Starforce smirked at him...until Peppy grabbed a hold of Starforce's legs and tried pulling himself up.

"You...won't win...you damn Megaman..." Peppy groaned in pain as he tried to stand. "Falco...will stop you...you underestimate him...he's the most...stubborn of us...and he won't...quit..."

Starforce shook his head with a laugh as Peppy tried to pull himself up more. "Please...I am not underestimating him one bit. If this were the Falco from 2010 - 2011, then he would be a threat...but he ain't Cruiserweight Champ for a year anymore. He's washed up now, just like you and the damn Fox. He doesn't know when to let go, to just walk away...and as such...he will pay the ultimate price...when he is taken down by the Gaming Ki-"

PEPPY SOCKED STARFORCE IN THE JAW OUT OF NOWHERE! The fans exploded as Peppy panted as he stood up weakly, and Starforce held his jaw, mulling the shot he just took...

...BEFORE KICKING PEPPY IN THE GUT AND HITTING THE GIGA CRUSH! The crowd was near-rioting as all this happened on the Titantron. Starforce glared dangerously at the downed Peppy, who tried pulling himself up again...

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...BEFORE PUNTING HIM IN THE SKULL AS WELL! Peppy was not moving as Starforce stood over him with a dark gaze before turning to the camera.

"...Three down...one to go..." Starforce said ominously. "If Star Fox ain't dead...then it's on life support, and I am going to end it once and for all. And when it's all said and done...no one will dispute the fact that Star Fox, not just the wrestler, but the whole group, is dead and done. Fox, Peppy, and Slippy have fallen...Falco's the last one. Last Stand...it's appropriate...because that night WILL be Star Fox's last stand. Because in six days...I make Falco and Star Fox casualties of the Rookie Revolution"

Starforce then left the area, leaving Peppy and Slippy motionless in pools of their own blood.


The camera goes to the locker room area, where we see the last remaining Star Fox members, Krystal and Falco, having watched the events that just happened on the screen. Krystal had an expression of pure shock and horror, while Falco...no words could describe his fury.

"I...I...that was...why that...Starforce, he...damn him..just...damn him..." Krystal stammered out, not knowing what to say. "Falco, I-"

She didn't get to speak anything else as Falco angrily kicked through the monitor screen, destroying it and sending it down to the floor. Krystal looked stunned as Falco just seethed pure hatred.

"Starforce Megaman...you goddamn son of a bitch..." Falco growled before leaving the locker room. Krystal just sighed and just placed her face in her hands, wondering how it came to all of this.


"What...what the hell did I just see...? Starforce...didn't just do that...no way in hell he would go that low..." Chuch muttered.

"He did, dirty Blue...he sure as hell did...Well, Star Fox DID have it coming to them." Sarge stated.

"WHAT?! Are you serious?! How the hell can you support this-Oh right, it's you." Church grumbled. "In any case, the battle between Falco and Starforce...it won't be pretty. It will be personal, and it will be brutal."

"Those two will destroy each other like very few can, and guess what...Falco will get his punted off like the rest!" Sarge stated.

("I Will Not Bow" by Breaking Benjamin)

The crowd gave out loud boos as Crunch Bandicoot came out onto the stage, looking out to the crowd with a dangerous smile. He popped his neck several times in preparation several times before smirking and walking down the ramp and entering the ring. He then walked over to the ropes and leaned against them, smirking cockily at the crowd.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Wumpa Islands, Australia, weighing in at 313 lbs., Crunch Bandicoot!"

"Crunch is back in action, and you know he is ready to tear some heads off!" Church said. "This bandicoot is nothing like Crash or Coco...he's mean and he's dangerous."

"I like Crunch's style! It's the style of the Reds no doubt! And he's hungry for a win! And I can't wait to see who Crunch demolishes!" Sarge cheered.

"Crunch wants to get another win! And he'll take the fight to whoever he is facing right now!" Church stated.

("Over and Under" by Egypt Central)

"Oh no..." Church said.

The crowd blew the roof off the place as Falco came out, the cheers getting thunderous. Falco had an enraged look on his face as he wasted no time walking down the ramp and entering the ring, the crowd chanting "FALCO! FALCO! FALCO!"

"And his opponent, from the Lylay System, weighing in at 214 lbs., Falco Lombardi!"

"This won't be pretty people. Not one bit. The hometowner right now is no doubt on a huge new level of anger and rage thanks to Starforce's actions." Church said.

"Hey, Star Fox had it coming to them. Fox, Peppy, Slippy...they all were just casualties. And guess what...? Falco is next on the list." Sarge stated.

"I don't know, seeing Falco right now. But Falco...he's going to take his anger out on Crunch right now as he looks to gain momentum." Church said.

The ref checked them both before ringing the bell. Crunch and Falco met in the middle of the ring, and Crunch chuckled at him, saying "Too bad about your friends" before shoving Falco. That prompted Falco to suddenly charge at Crunch and nail a flurry of vicious and raging punches to his skull, the ferocity of the fists backing Crunch up into a corner. Falco was unrelenting as he continued his punches in Crunch's face until the ref pulled Falco away and admonished him. Falco just glared at the ref before going after Crunch again, but Crunch suddenly nailed him with a Big Boot, dropping him! Crunch growled at Falco before picking him up and throwing him into the corner. He then rammed his shoulder into Falco's gut over and over again, dealing more damage until after seven rams. He pulled Falco in and hit a Short-Arm Clothesline on him, holding on to Falco and picking him up before nailing a Spinning Side Slam on him! Crunch makes the cover! 1...2...Falco kicks out. Crunch picked up Falco and whipped him into the ropes, and tried for a clothesline as he came back, but Falco ducked. Falco bounced off the ropes and nailed a Running Knee Smash! Crunch was dazed as Falco ran the ropes as fast as he could and nailed a second Running Knee Smash! But Falco wasn't finished as he ran the ropes against...and nailed a THIRD Running Knee Smash!

"My God! Three straight Running Knee Smashes! Falco is just vicious right now!" Church said.

"Vicious or not, Crunch can obviously do it better! No question!" Sarge stated.

Falco pinned Crunch! 1...2...Crunch kicked out! Falco began to drop vicious punches to the skull, pouring all of his rage into it. He stood up and then stomped hard as he could on Crunch's face! Crunch got up and Falco bounced off the ropes as he did, and Cruch suddenly caught him with a Free Fall! Falco got up holding his stomach, but was lifted up by Crunch and got hit with a Sidewalk Slam! Crunch covers! 1...2...Falco kicks out! Crunch picked up Falco and lifted him into a Military Press AND THREW HIM OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR! Falco landed with a splat on the outside and Crunch smirked before sliding out of the ring. He picked up Falco and nailed a Powerslam on the floor on the bird! Falco writhed in pain until he was lifted up by Crunch onto his shoulder. Crunch smirked as he turned towards the steel post and moved towards it, but Falco slid out of Crunch's grasp and pushed Crunch into the post! Crunch was dazed as Falco grabbed Crunch's head and slammed it into the steel post! He then repeated the action again, and again, and AGAIN! He slammed Crunch into the steel post five times before nailing a Capo Kick across the kick!

"For the love of God, Falco is showing a new level of brutality! FIVE straight head smashes into the steel post! A fire has been lit under Falco!" Church said.

"Dammit, what are you doing Falco?! You can't mess up Crunch's face like that! There must be a violation somewhere!" Sarge stated.

Falco managed to pick up Crunch and slid him back into the ring before getting on the apron. He waited as Crunch managed to get to his feet before jumping onto the ropes...

...and hits a Springboard Clothesline on Crunch! Falco covers Crunch! 1...2...Crunch kicks out! Falco picks up Crunch before nailing a Savate Kick to him, sending him to a corner! Falco readied himself before running and nailing a Running High Knee to Crunch in the corner! He grabbed the head of Crunch before running with him...

...and Crunch suddenly lifted him up and nailed a Back Suplex Backbreaker!

"Oh, counter by Crunch and just in time too! Falco's ferocity was overtaking Crunch for a bit!" Church said.

"But now Crunch can do what he does best...and that's DESTROY Falco!" Sarge exclaimed.

Crunch growled down at Falco before picking him up and nailing a Thrust Spinebuster! Crunch then nailed an Elbow Drop on him before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes. Falco bounced off the ropes before being landed with a HUGE Back Body Drop that sent Falco flying high into the air before crashing down! Crunch picked up Falco and nailed a Shoulderbreaker on him before going for the cover!

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Crunch growled as he stood up and picked up Falco, but Falco suddenly broke free and nailed a Twisting Enziguri to Crunch's skull! The bandicoot was dazed as Falco leaped onto the ropes and backflipped off them...

...and Crunch caught him on his shoulder in mid-air! Falco struggled in the grip of Crunch, but the bandicoot held on...

...AND NAILED A RUNNING POWERSLAM!

"Running Powerslam! Crunch is dominating Falco right now!" Church said.

"That's what I'm talking about! And there's nothing that Falco can do about it!" Sarge stated.

Crunch covered Falco!

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Crunch frowned as he picked up Falco and whipped him into the corner. Crunch ran full speed at Falco, but Falco moved out of the way, causing Crunch to crash into the corner. Crunch backed out of the corner, and Falco gets on the second turnbuckle and dives off...

...and gets caught by Crunch once more! Crunch smirked...BEFORE HITTING A SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Crunch then bounces off the ropes...

...AND HITS A BIG SPLASH!

"And Crunch just squashes Falco! The cover!" Church said.

"Falco..." Sarge began.

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"You Just Got...Oh of course." Sarge groaned.

Crunch picked up Falco and hooked him up for the Cortex Curse (Irish Curse Backbreaker), but Falco suddenly elbowed Crunch in the side of the head, causing him to let go. He then grabbed Crunch's head and began to headbutt mercilessly over and over again. Crunch was dazed, and Falco shook off the cobwebs from the headbutts before bouncing off the ropes...

...and ducking a clothesline from Crunch, grabbing it...

...AND NAILING A FLOAT-OVER DDT!

"Falco just planted Crunch down to the mat! This could be the chance he needs to win!" Church said.

"Oh, Crunch will squash that chance down no problem!" Sarge waved off.

Both wrestlers were down as the ref began to count them. They both began to sit at the count of 4, and Falco managed to get to his feet first at the count of 7. Falco grabbed Crunch and began nailing forearm after forearm on Crunch's skull! After about nine forearm shots, Crunch managed to push Falco into the ropes...

...and Falco bounced off them and hit a Spinning Wheel Kick on Crunch! The crowd was practically exploding as Falco stood up with a scowl on his face and beggedd for Crunch to get back up. He slowly did, and Falco leaped at him...

...and Crunch pushed him away, avoiding the Falcon Striker! Falco landed on his feet...AND RAN INTO A BIG BOOT FROM CRUNCH! Crunch growled down at Falco before getting on the apron and climbing up top. He waited as Falco got up to his feet...dived off...

...AND FALCO MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Crunch missed the Diving Shoulder Block and crashed onto the mat! Crunch got onto his knees...

...AND FALCO HITS A SCISSORS KICKS ON HIM!

"SCISSORS KICK! Falco just drilled his leg across Crunch's head out of nowhere!" Church said.

"Oh dammit! Say it ain't so! Say it ain't so!" Sarge begged.

Falco covers Crunch!

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"YES! Thank God for the glorious kick out!" Sarge exclaimed.

Falco looked frustrated before getting on the apron and climbing the corner to the top. He waited for Crunch as he stumbled to his feet. He stood tall as Crunch turned around, and dived off...

...AND CRUNCH CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A POWERSLAM!

"POWERSLAM IN MID-AIR! Falco flew a little too much and that cost him!" Church said.

"And that means Falco..." Sarge began.

Crunch covers Falco!

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"Just Got...Oh come on dammit! Why can't they ever let me finish my one-liner?!" Sarge questioned.

Crunch was absolutely livid as he picked up Falco and once again hooked him up for the Cortex Curse! He lifted him up...

...AND FALCO TURNED IT INTO A SHOULDER JAWBREAKER! Crunch was stunned as he fell down to the mat and Falco quickly climbed the corner! Crunch stood up, and Falco dived off...

...AND CAUGHT CRUNCH WITH THE SMART BOMB (Over Castle)!

"And there goes the Smart Bomb! Falco has just taken down Crunch!" Church stated.

Falco hooks the leg of Crunch!

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"But guess what?! Not even Smart Bombs can hold this genetic freak down!" Sarge stated.

Falco growled as he stood up and stalked Crunch, urging the bandicoot to get to his feet. Crunch slowly got to his feet...and Falco leaped at him...grabbed the head...

...AND CRUNCH TURNED THE FALCO STRIKER INTO THE THE CORTEX CURSE!

"HOLY CRAP! What a reversal! Falco didn't see that coming once bit!" Church said.

"And finally Falco..." Sarge began.

Crunch hooked Falco's leg!

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"You Just Got...WHY WON'T YOU...Ah forget it." Sarge sighed.

Crunch couldn't believe that Falco kicked out! Crunch growled in absolute rage before grabbing Falco and lifting him up. He set him up for Crunch Time (Gutwrench Powerbomb)...

...he lifted him up...

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...and Falco landed behind Crunch! Crunch turned around...

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...AND GOT HIT WITH THE FALCON STIKER!

"FALCON STRIKER OUT OF NOWHERE! Falco got all of it!" Church shouted.

"Oh dammit! Not again!" Sarge moaned.

Falco hooks the leg!

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"And Falco has defeated Crunch!" Church said.

("Over and Under" by Egypt Central)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Falco got off Crunch and the ref raised his hand in sign of victory. Falco just continued to angrily scowl before ripping his hand away and exiting the ring and going to the ringside crew.

"Falco has just defeated Crunch in an impressive fashion and gains momentum for the PPV!" Church said. "Falco has shown that he is ready for Starforce and Last Stand!"

"Well, I hope he doesn't get too comfortable, because Staforce WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM! In impressive Red fashion of course!" Sarge proclaimed.

"So like you, Sarge. So damn like you." Church sighed, he then noticed something. "Hey wait..."

Falco had ripped a mic away from the crew and now stood in the ring with it. "CUT MY MUSIC!" Falco shouted as the music died down. "Starforce Megaman! You want to be a goddamn Gaming Killer?! You want to punt each and every one of my friends in the skull?! You want to kill Star Fox all in the name of your damn Revolution?! You want to make this personal as hell?! Well at Last Stand, I am going to make you suffer for everything ten-fold, and then PUNT YOU IN THE DAMN HEAD MYSELF! Last Stand won't be my last stand...it'll be YOUR last stand! You have signed your death sentence Starforce...and I am going to end you for good!"

Falco threw the mic to the ground as he left the ring and up the ramp, the hometown crowd going crazy for him the whole time!

"...Short, simple, but damn sure effective. Falco has made it clear that he won't let Starforce get away with what he did without a fight!" Church said.

"One thing is for certain...it will brutal, and it will be personal! Expect the highest level of violence possible! I love me some violence!" Sarge stated.


The camera went to the Titantron which showed the interview area, and Caboose was standing there was a mic in his hand.

"Hi everybody! I'm Michael J Caboose!" Caboose stated. "And I am here to give you a underview!" A crewmember suddenly whispered into Caboose's ear. "I mean interview! My bad, guy who is covering up bald head with hat." The crewmember ran away in embarassment. "And now my guest...um...who was it again? Ummmm...oh yeah! It's the Billy, Walfgong!"

Wolfgang walked onto the screen to loud boos and a few laughs at Caboose's antics, the Bully pissed off.

"You damn idiot! It's the BULLY, WOLFGANG! Get your damn names straights, it's not that hard to remember!" Wolfgang exclaimed.

"Oh...I see...Sorry Billy!" Caboose said, causing Wolfgang to grit his teeth. "Now what was I going to ask again?"

"Okay that's it! Give me that mic, you weenie!" Wolfgang stated as he ripped the mic away and kicked Caboose off the screen. A crash could be heard off the screen.

"...I'm okay!" Caboose shouted off-screen.

"Idiot...okay, listen up you weenies, and listen good!" Wolfgang said. "Last week, I did what had to be done and that was keep Gordon Freeman from winning the Triple Threat! Why? Because he didn't deserve the spot one bit! Force wants to give the shot to Gordon because he wants the damn rookie to show the potential that everyone thinks he has but doesn't? I call crap on that! Gordon doesn't have anything special to him! He hasn't truly done anything to show he's the next big thing! He's just another rookie who people want to try to push quickly, but will fall flat on his face! I deserved that chance at a Chamber spot, but Force wants to say that I just came back and got myself DQed, so that automatically keeps me from such things?! Like hell! I helped make this company in the the late 90s! I'm the guy that helped bring Attitude and new edginess to UCA! I'm the guy that practically helped bring Hell in a Cell here to this company! Force should be BEGGING me to be in the Chamber when I did all that so I can do much more for him! But he wants to pass me over for Gordon?! He wants to ignore how much I deserve this, and give it to some damn rookie?! Well, it's time to show you all that Gordon Freeman is nothing but a flash in a pan, and why he is forever destined to be a jobber! I am the Alpha Male, the Ultimate Bully, and rookies like Freeman...I eat them for breakfast! Gordon Freeman isn't better than me and never will be! I'm a former UCA World Champion! A former Toon and Toon World Champion in WWE! I lead the greatest stable ever, the Bullies, on Animated! Gordon...him facing me is the biggest mistake of his life! G-Man, Force, weenie fans...the so-called One Free Man is about to get schooled in the worst way possible, who he truly is - a weak piece of crap - revealed, and learn his true place within this company: BENEATH ME!"

Wolfgang then left the interview area, leaving the crowd to boo at him, but after a few moments...

...Gordon Freeman and G-Man walked onto the screen, watching as Wolfgang left. Gordon narrowed his eyes and was about to go after him, until G-Man held a hand out to stop him, confusing Freeman.

"Now, now, Mr. Freeman..." G-Man said. "I know that you are...miffed by the words of Mr. Wolfgang...and want to prove him wrong...and get your vengeance. And you will...but remember..battles aren't just won...physically. They are also won..." G-Man pointed to his head. "...Mentally. This Bully wants to try and demean your confidence...want to mess with your...psyche...well...we can easily play that game. All the years of bullying...is about to finally...catch up to Mr. Wolfgang...both mentally...and physically."

G-Man adjusted his tie with an eerie smile while Gordon just stared at the direction Wolfgang left in.


"Wolfgang made it clear that he wants to destroy Gordon Freeman, and show that the One Free Man doesn't have what it takes!" Church said. "But Gordon and G-Man obviously have something to say about it!"

"Gordon and G-Man should have never tried to challenge the Alpha Male! Now they are going to pay the price when Wolfgang gets his way!" Sarge stated.

"Wolfgang is certainly dangerous, but Gordon and G-Man got something up their sleeve, and won't let Wolfgang get away with what he did." Church said.

"Well whatever they have planned, I'm sure Wolfgang can whether through it! After, he's the Ultimate Bully! He can do just that!" Sarge said.

("Johnny Cage's Theme" by LA Riots)

The crowd booed and laughed as the music played and Johnny Cage came out onto the stage. He had no cocky smirk or swagger on his face as it had a focused, serious expression on his face. He ran his hands through his hair before throwing them out and then made his way down the ramp. He slid into the ring and asked for a mic from the ringside crew, and got one.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Johnny Cage!"

"Oh great...Johnny Cage...can someone get him out of here before I throw up?" Church groaned.

"Hey, stop being that way to Johnny! It's not fair to such a great actor!" Sarge stated. "People, Johnny has requested mic time so he can talk about his upcoming match with Colt! Wonder what he has to say..."

"Yeah well, Johnny Cage actually invaded PCUW and attacked Colt, which shows how much he doesn't like Colt!" Church stated. "But what else could he possibly have to say?"

Johnny Cage looked at the crowd booing and laughing at him for a few moments before speaking. "In six days...I am going to take on the one and only..." Johnny made air quotes. "...'IWC God' Colt Anderson." A mixed reaction came from the crowd, about 70/30 cheers/boos as fans held up signs like "All Hail Colt!" "And the Internet Title will be on the line. And trust me when I say...that I will slay the so-called 'God' and take what should have been my in the first place, that Internet Title! But I have people ask me left and right 'Why do this Cage? Why go so far to just take an Internet Title? Why try to take down Colt Anderson? Best in the World isn't enough reason to do this.' Oh trust me people, Best in the World is only the tipping point of all of this. Best in the World made me open my eyes to the truth, and helped me realize that I despise Colt Anderson with every fiber of my being. And why? ...Because Colt Anderson is a waste of space and talent that deserves nothing and has earned nothing that has been given him."

The crowd gasps in shock as Cage glares at them all. "It's true...it's DAMN true! And the fact that a undeserving clown like him gets it all while I have to flounder and struggle for relevancy throughout my entire career...it pisses me off to no end! Because I have worked harder than that bastard ever has! For years and years, I have poured my heart into this business, and even with my personality - that I am proud of by the way, don't think that Johnny is gone forever - I always tried to show what I could do in the ring! I always tried to show off my mic skills! I always tried to show my charisma! I always gave it my all to show that I was ready! But no matter what...people always labeled me a joke! People always labeled me a damn loser! People never took me seriously, or gave me a freakin' chance to be bigger! My debut in UWE long ago was forgotten because Scorpion turned heel! No one ever acknowledges my WCW career because they say it 'doesn't count'! I have constantly been made a fool of in the indies! I have struggled to gain relevancy here in UCA to absolutely no avail! No matter how hard I goddamn work, people never want to give me a F**CKIN' CHANCE! Because they see me as a little more then comic relief, and say my usual personality just 'doesn't cut it' for a great career or someone I can depend on, never mind the fact that I work harder than so many other damn people in this business!"

Cage gripped the ropes tightly as anger and frustration overcame him before he spoke once more. "It was...a bitter pill I have had to swallow for a long damn time, and I moved forward, hoping that one day, my hard work would truly pay off and I would gain respect and admiration...but then one person comes along...one person comes along, and makes all my hard work MEANINGLESS! His name...Colt Anderson. That idiot...that nonsensical idiot is admittedly similar to me! He's seen as comic relief just like me, he's seen as a goofball just like me, he acts like a true idiot...and what happens? From near the very start of the gate...YOU PEOPLE SUCK HIS D*CK MORE THAN PEOPLE SUCK HULK HOGAN'S D*CK! You people are falling at his feet, praising him and worshiping him as though he were a god! All he has to do is act like a perverted fool, do a few cheap pop tactics, and steal moves from wrestling legends, and you people swoon over him, proclaiming "HE'S THE NEXT WORLD CHAMPION! PUSH COLT! HE'S AWESOME!" YOU GODDAMN BASTARDS! PERSONALITY-WISE, I AM SIMILAR TO HIM, BUT YOU PEOPLE LAUGH AT ME, YET PRAISE HIM! AND WHAT'S MORE BULLSH*T IS THE FACT THAT SINCE THE BEGINNING HE HAS HAD SO MUCH HANDED TO HIM BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT! BECAUSE HE ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT, HE GETS TV TIME, PROMO TIME, PROMOTING, SPOTS ON COMMERCIALS, MANAGEMENT PRAISING HIM, PUSHES, AND TITLES, AND IT PISSES ME THE F**K OFF BECAUSE FOR YEARS I GOT NOTHING, WHILE COLT GETS EVERYTHING RIGHT OFF THE BAT! COLT ANDERSON DIDN'T WORK FOR ANY OF THAT SHIT HE HAS!"

Cage pulled at his hair once more as the crowd was practically in shock, Cage taking deep breaths. "Anderson...he has just coasted through his entire damn career so far on his idiocy and his exploiting of people loving him, not working even a FRACTION as hard as I have over the years! Hell, PHIL HARDY, his own partner, works harder than he does and deserves more than he gets! Why you people put Colt over Phil IS BEYOND ME! But you people are going to tell me that Colt Anderson is actually a GREAT wrestler behind all of that?! Well if that's the case...WHY DOESN'T HE USE THOSE SKILLS?! IF HE IS SO GREAT, WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN HIM SHOW IT?! Wait I know...because Colt doesn't want to do that. Because it be too much hard work for him. He just wants to coast to a World Title without doing as much as others, using the idiots' blind love for him and his connections to Asheel and Jay Dins to get him there! You all say he's an underdog, that he's fighting the system to be big...no, that's just Colt Anderson speaking for you. He's no underdog...not one bit. If he were an underdog, he wouldn't have so much crap handed to him when he didn't even work for it! If he was an underdog...then he wouldn't have that DAMN OVER-THE-TOP ENTRANCE AT BEST IN THE WORLD! ME AND THE OTHERS ONLY GOT REGULAR ENTRANCES, BUT COLT GETS AN ENTRANCE THAT MAKES HIM OUT AS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD?! I CALL CRAP ON THAT! MANAGEMENT WAS BIASED FOR COLT ON THAT NIGHT! I KNOW IT! THE WRESTLERS KNOW IT! AND DEEP DOWN YOU ALL KNOW IT! THE ONLY REASON COLT WON THAT TITLE WAS BECAUSE IT WAS WHAT MANAGEMENT WANTED! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY MOMENT, AND COLT AND MANAGEMENT TOOK IT AWAY!"

Cage took a few more deep breaths before looking out to the crowd, and actually taking off his sunglasses. "And now...it's time for me to ask an important question...a very important question to you people? ...WHY do you like Colt Anderson? Why do you cheer him and praise him so? Is it because you believe all the crap he spews? Is it because you genuinely believe he's an underdog? Is it because you like the idiot antics and think it will take him far?" Cage remained silent for a moment before continuing. "...Or is it because you just want to jump on the bandwagon?" The crowd INSTANTLY went silent at these words. "...To be honest, for many of you, I believe it's just that. You don't really LIKE Colt Anderson. You don't really believe he's the next big thing. You don't think his way is truly main event material and is not a joke. No, you just cheer him because it's become the 'cool' thing to do. You cheer him because everybody else is doing it, and saying that 'Colt is God,' and that 'if you don't cheer Colt, then you are stupid!' You want to be doing the 'cool' thing, you want to be liked by everybody else, you want to be part of the bandwagon whenever Colt gets something handed to him and say that 'hey, I supported him. That makes me awesome.' Many of you...you are just Colt bandwagon-hoppers who don't even really like Colt. Am I right?" The crowd still remained silent, stunned by these words as mulling them over. One fan even looked at a Colt sign he brought and sighed, dropping it in shame. "...That's what I thought."

Cage then took off his RR armband. "Well I am tired of all my hard work amounting for shit...I am tired of being seen as a joke...while an idiot like Colt gets everything handed to him and he doesn't even have to work for it. That's why I joined this..." Cage held up his RR armband, and it elicited a VERY mixed reaction. "The Rookie Revolution. Because THEY gave me a chance! They showed me more respect than anyone else has for so damn long, and they want me to succeed! It's because of them that I actually still have a chance to be somebody in this business. And I will make the most of it when I face Colt Anderson at Last Stand and DESTROY HIM! ...It's all going to come down to who wants it more in the end. And to Colt...that Internet Title is just some prop used to boost his IWC ego! To me...I want that title more than I have ever wanted anything in my LIFE! It's what could jump start my career, it's what can finally make me a somebody, and I ain't letting Colt Anderson of all people keep me from it! At Last Stand...I make Colt Anderson a CASUALTY of the Rookie Revolution! You can bank on that, b*tches!"

Cage dropped the mic as the crowd continued to remain silent, unknowing of what to make of this. Cage put his sunglasses back on before putting his armband back on and raising his arm up with it.

"...I...I don't know what to say people...I really don't...Cage...delivered one of the most passionate promos I've ever heard. He laid it all out...I don't like him one bit...but..." Church said.

"Johnny brought up so many good points...he spoke the damn truth!" Sarge stated. "And at Last Stand, he WILL put Colt Anderson in his damn pla-"

Sarge was interrupted as someone ran through the crowd and jumped over the barricade! The person slid into the ring...

...and it was Colt Anderson! Colt tackled Cage down in the ring and began beatind down on him to a VERY, VERY mixed reaction from the crowd!

"IT'S COLT! COLT ANDERSON HAS INVADED UCA EARLY! PAYBACK FOR JOHNNY CAGE'S PCUW INVASION!" Church stated.

"THAT DAMN IDIOT! HE JUMPED CAGE FROM BEHIND! I KNEW HE WAS A COWARD!" Sarge exclaimed.

Colt rained down a flurry of fists on Cage over and over again until he picked up the former actor, but Cage suddenly began nailing fists of his own on Colt before tackling him down himself! The two brawled over the ring, exchanging lefts and rights as hatred spilled from them! Eventually, both men scrambled to their feet, and Colt caught Cage with an #Ownage (Stunner)! Colt then did a silly pose which garnered a practically even 50/50 mixed reaction from the fans! Colt picked up Cage...

...BUT CAGE SUDDENLY NAILED THE NUT PUNCH ON COLT! Colt's eyes went comedicaly wide as he fell to his knees holding his lower regions before falling to the mat in pain. Cage stood up wiping his face off with a damn scowl before shouting down at Colt "YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER COME HERE, YOU OVERRATED BASTARD!" Cage then picked up Colt, and lifted him onto his shoulders...

...but Colt managed to get off Cage's shoulders! AND HIT A SUPERKICK WHEN CAGE TURNED AROUND! Cage fell down as Colt quickly scrambled out of the ring and made his way up the ramp as the crowd continued their mixed reaction. Cage writhed in pain before slowly managing to pull himself up to his feet! Colt smirked at Cage from the stage before playing the air guitar in triumph while Cage shouted "YOU WON'T WIN SUNDAY! YOU WON'T WIN DAMMIT! I WON'T LET YOU!"

"Colt invades UCA! Cage may have turned some people against Colt, but Colt manages to get the last laugh on Johnny tonight!" Church stated.

"That damn Colt! This was Johnny's moment! And he couldn't let him have that! Cage is going to DESTROY Colt and prove his Red superiority when it's all said and done! I guarentee it!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Johnny Cage...Colt Anderson...Internet Title on the line at Last Stand! It's going to be something else!" Church said.


The camera went to Titantron which then showed the office of Force the Fox, and said Fox was watching the recent events that just happened on a TV. He had a big smirk on his face as he leaned back in his chair.

"Heh...now that was something else." Force stated. "Colt has been a handful to deal with on my end since the match between him and Cage was made, but if this segment was any indication, it's worth it. I can tell that their match is one people will be looking forward to, and it may be something special. Glad I am letting this match happen in the end." The door was heard opening and Force turned to the direction, and smiled. "Well hey there, Champ? How are you doing?"

Tidus came up to the desk of Force as the crowd cheered, the Cruiserweight Title over his shoulder and a smile on his face.

"Doing great, boss. Just enjoying my recent retention against Toad, and the fact that I am the Cruiserweight Champion!" Tidus chuckled. "But I heard that you wanted to talk to me about something in your office. Well I'm here now. So what's up, bossman?"

"Ah, I did want to talk to you about something, and I'm glad you could be here now, Tidus!" Force smiled as he turned to him. "See, you are coming off an impressive title defense against Toad, and you showed that your title win wasn't a fluke. But this is Final Clash season, and as a champion, there is no rest for you. After all, first off, the Cruiserweight Title is going to be defended at the Mega Event, Pride & Glory, against none other than UCA Hall of Famer and Cruiserweight legend, Trunks Briefs! And that won't be an easy task in and of itself, knowing how good Trunks is."

"Oh trust me, I know all about that. That may be the biggest and toughest match of my career, facing off against a Hall of Famer like that." Tidus nodded. "And there's the danger of this title going to WWE since Trunks is currently contracted to them. But I worked too hard to lose this title to even Trunks! At Pride & Glory, I'm going to give him everything he can handle and more! And trust me...this title ain't going anywhere! It's staying with UCA!"

"That's great to hear, Tidus. Great to hear you are so determined, but that ain't the only thing." Force stated. "Like I stated before, this is Final Clash season, and I want the Cruiserweight Title to be defended at Final Clash. And as such, we need to determine a No. 1 Contender for that title at the event. And as such...I've come up with the way to determine that."

"Hmmm...I see. So what do you have in mind?" Tidus asked.

"Well...in six days time...at Last Stand, the No. 1 Contender will be determined...in a Gauntlet Match!" Force smirked; The crowd cheered as Tidus' eyes went wide. "That's right Tidus...a No. 1 Contendership Gauntlet Match that will have seven men that fit under the Cruiserweight limits in UCA, and they will all duke it out until one man is left standing. The final man in that ring will challenge for the Cruiserweight Title at the big stage of Final Clash! Who are those seven men you ask? ...Well those seven men will be a surprise until the PPV happens. Got any qualms with that Tidus?"

"...Not one bit." Tidus chuckled. "I look forward to it. I'll keep my eye on that Gauntlet Match closely. But whoever faces me at Final Clash...I hope they like the taste of defeat because that's what they will eat because Final Clash is MY moment!"

Tidus then walked away with a big grin on his face, Force grinning as well and leaned back in his chair with a smile on his face.


"Oh man...a No. 1 Contender's Cruiserweight Title Gauntlet Match! That's huge! Seven men will enter if they meet UCA's Cruiserweight limits, and only one can get that chance at Final Clash!" Church said.

"Got to admit that's an interesting idea that puts a whole lot on the Cruiserweight Division! Hell, there's no telling! Men from other matches that night may join since they meet the limit!" Sarge stated.

"And we have no idea who the guys in the match will be! Anything can happen in this Gauntlet! The Final Clash Cruiserweight Title Match shall be decided in six days! Can't wait for that!" Church stated.

("Song of the Sage" by Amorphis)

The crowd cheered loudly as moments later, Link came out onto the stage, and walked down before stopping on the rampway, looked out into the crowd and then raised his fists in the air, green pyro going off behind him. He then made his way down the ramp and entered the ring, climbing up a turnbuckle and raising his fists in the air.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Land of Hyrule, weighing in at 238 lbs., "The Hero of Time" Link!"

"And now it's time for a match that has been very much looked forward to since last week!" Church stated. "Link requested this match with Matt because he wanted to test. See if the Digidestined had what it took to defeat a legend and handle the main event of Final Clash!"

"Interesting is what people have called this match." Sarge pointed out. "And they may be right. Link of all people said that tonight he will be the Link that went to Hell in a Cell with Wolfgang and won. Is he for real?"

"Don't know Sarge, but Link is a legend in UCA. He's been in three Hell in a Cell Matches, a two-time World Champion, a UCA original, the second person to retain the World Title at Final Clash, and a Triple Crown winner. And if he truly is bringing out his best, then Matt no doubt needs to show that he can handle the big match situation." Church said.

Link waited in his corner patiently, awaiting the arrival of his opponent, when...

("Resurrected" by Peroxy?whygen)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the light turned blue and Matt came out to the beat of his music with his head held down. He walked down the ramp until he stood in the middle of it, and bobbed his head until the music picked up and he shot his head up, shouting "I AM RESURRECTED!" to a great pop from the crowd. Matt then walked down to the ring and slid into it, giving a glance to Link before climbing the turnbuckle and throwing his arms out in a pose.

"And his opponent, from Odaiba, Japan, weighing in at 224 lbs., he is the UCA Royal Rumble Winner, Matt Ishida!"

"Matt has a test placed in front of him by Link and Force, and it's one that will test if he truly is ready for Final Clash!" Church stated. "And I think Matt is more than willing to do all he can to pass it!"

"Matt has been saying that he is on a "resurrection" of sorts, and that it will be completed at Final Clash when he wins the World Title!" Sarge said. "Personally, I don't see it in such a Blue! But hey, he's...determined...kind of..."

"Matt will be damned if he lets anyone, even Link, stop him from his momentum heading into the biggest event of the year!" Church stated. But everybody...got to admit...this will be a good one."

Matt met with Link in the middle of the ring, and gave him a determined expression as the two stared each other down. Link told Matt "Let's see if you are ready..." before backing away, and Matt did the same. The ref rang the bell and the match started as the two circled each other in the ring for a few moments before engaging in a lock-up in the ring. Link managed to grab Matt in a Side Headlock, and wrenched the head. Matt tried to push Link off him, but Link dropped to a knee and held on. Matt stood up and tried to push Link off again, but Link was holding on tightly, and wouldn't let go. Matt gritted his teeth, and suddenly lifted Link for a Back Suplex. Link suddenly flailed around mid-lift, and turned it into a Bulldog. Link picked up Matt and hooked him up for a Suplex, but Matt hooked his leg around Link's to stop being lifted, and suddenly Suplexed Link instead. Matt bounced off the ropes and went for a Leg Drop. Link rolled out of the way, and Matt landed on his tailbone. Link stood up and tried for a kick across the skull, but Matt moved his head away in time and rolled onto his feet. Matt caught Link, and tried for a Complete Shot, but Link elbowed Matt away. Link kicked Matt in the gut, and went for a DDT, but Matt spun out of it. Matt went for a Roundhouse Kick, but Link ducked it! Matt spun around and Link went for an Enziguri, but Matt ducked it! Link quickly got up and both connected with Dropkicks! Both men got up, and stood off, the crowd applauding them both big time.

"Man, what an opening exchange! Link is really on fire, while Matt is showing his newfound intensity!" Church stated.

"I got to admit, that was pretty exciting...for a pair of Blues!" Sarge said.

Matt and Link stared at each other before nodding each other before slowly advancing to each other. It looked like they were about to lock up until Matt kicked Link in the gut. He nailed a few forearms to the face before whipping him into the ropes. Matt went for a Back Body Drop as Link bounced back, but Link suddenly stopped, dropped to the mat, and nailed an Uppercut to Matt! Matt shot up from the impact, and and Link Drop Toe Holds him to the mat. Link transitions and grabs Matt by the waist, lifts him up, and nails a Deadlift German Suplex! Link has it bridged! 1...2...Matt kicks out! Link picked up Matt, but Matt suddenly nailed a Shoulder Jawbreaker! Link stood up stunned, and Matt quickly hit a Fireman's Carry Takedown on him! Link managed to get to a sitting position, and Matt bounced off the ropes and nailed a Dropkick to the face! Matt covers Link! 1...2...Link kicks out! Matt picks up Link and places him on the top turnbuckle, and climbs up there with him. Suddenly, Link nails right after right on Matt, and then kicks him off the top to the mat. Matt managed to roll onto his feet, but Link dived off and nailed a Missile Dropkick!

"Beautiful Missile Dropkick by Link! Matt sure as hell didn't see that one coming!" Church stated.

"Well if he didn't, then I don't know if he really is Final Clash material! Hmph...dirty Blue!" Sarge said.

Matt managed to get up, but got a Knee Smash straight to the skull! Matt stumbled back into the ropes from the impact, and leaned on them until Link whipped him into the adjacent, and caught him on the rebound with a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker! Link covers Matt! 1...2...Matt kicks out! Link locks in a Headlock on Matt, and tightens it as much as he could. Matt shook his head though as he slowly stood up with Link, and elbowed Link several times in the gut. He broke free and nailed a European Uppercut on Link before bouncing off the ropes...

...and running into a Reverse Atomic Drop from Link! Link then hook the arms...

...and nailed a Double Arm DDT!

"Matt broke free, only to get planted with a Double Arm DDT! Those never feel good people!" Church said.

"Hah, look at Matt! He's just getting his ass kicked right now!" Sarge laughed.

Link pins Matt!

1...

2...

Matt kicks out!

"But not enough for the three count right now!" Church stated.

Link picked up and nailed a vicious knee across the skull of Matt that dazed him before whipping him into a nearby corner. Link ran at him, but Matt moved out of the way! Link crashed into the corner as Matt bounced off the ropes, and Link turned around...

...and got nailed with a Spinning Wheel Kick from Matt! Link stumbled up to his feet, and Matt grabbed his head from behind, and nailed a Falling Inverted DDT! Matt hooks the leg! 1...2...Link kicks out! Matt picks up Link and sets him up for a DDT, but Link spins out of it and quickly nails a Snap STO! Matt rolls over to the ropes as Link waits for him to get up. Link charges at Matt when he gets up...

...but Matt Back Drops him over the ropes! Link manages to land on the apron...but Matt nails a Twisting Enziguri on Link! Link stands on the apron out of it, and Matt stands up and Dropkicks Link off the apron! Link crashes onto the barricade hard!

"And Matt sends Link crashing down hard! He's back in control of this thing!" Church said.

Matt stood up and looked down at Link recovering on the outside. He looked at the crowd, and held his index and middle finger together, the Extreme Team gesture, before running at the ropes. He bounced off them as Link stood up...

...AND HIT A SUICIDE DIVE ON LINK!

"Sam Hell, what a damn Suicide Dive! He's willing to throw even his body at Link even if it means winning!" Sarge said.

Link was down as Matt stands up and roars in intensity, the crowd practically exploding at the sight. Matt grabbed Link and picked him up...

...LINK SUDDENLY FLAPJACKS HIM ACROSS THE BARRICADE! Matt fell down to the floor holding his chest as Link recovered on the floor. After a few seconds, the two managed to get up to their feet, and Link grabbed and whipped him across the ringside and into the barricade near the announce table! Matt fell to the floor again as Link got on the apron and waited as Matt pulled himself up to his feet. Matt got up and turned around...

...Link ran across the apron...

...AND HIT A DIVING KNEE SMASH OFF THE APRON!

"Oh man, did you see that?! Link just smashed his knee right across Matt's face! That rock star look may not be Matt's forte any longer if this keeps up!" Church said.

"That was no doubt shades of a certain "Yes" man...who is also one damn dirty Blue! Grrrr!" Sarge exclaimed.

Link took a knee as he looked down at the hurt Matt before picking him and throwing him back in the ring as the ref was at a count of 8. Link then got on the apron and climbed the turnbuckle to the top. He stood tall and dived off...

...and Matt rolled out of the way, avoiding the Courageous Leg Drop (Diving Leg Drop)! Link crashed on the mat in pain as Matt slowly got to his knees, trying to recover before grabbing Link's legs! He held the legs up as he turned his back to the turnbuckle...

...before catapulting Link face-first into the turnbuckle! Link stumbled out of the corner until Matt stood up, grabbed his head...

...and took him down with a Sitout Rear Mat Slam!

"Link gets slammed down to the canvas by Matt! Matt hooks the leg!

1...

...

2...

...

Link kicks out!

"Nope! Not good enough, Matty Baby!" Sarge said.

Matt picked up Link and nailed a hard Forearm that sent Link into the corner. Matt then climbed the corner, and began to rain down fists on Link's face! 1...2...3...4...5...6...

...Link suddenly lifted Matt up and dropped him across the turnbuckle! With Matt dazed, Link grabbed Matt from behind...AND NAILED A RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX! Matt held his head and neck in pain as he got up, but was grabbed from behind...

...AND LINK PLANTS HIM WITH A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER!

"Full Nelson Facebuster to follow up the Tiger Suplex! This could be it!" Church said.

Link pins Matt!

1...

...

2...

...

Matt kicks out!

"Oh damn, that dirty Blue is more resilient than I thought!" Sarge stated.

Link sighed before picking up Matt and bending him and grabbing the arm. He tried for Triforce of Pain (Cross-Armbreaker), but Matt avoided it and pushed Link into the ropes! Link bounced off them and into a Scoop Powerslam from the Digidestined! Matt got on the second turnbuckle and waited as Link got back up...

...and hit a Diving European Uppercut on the hero! Matt grabbed the legs of Link and tried for a Digivitalizer, but Link fought against it, and kicked Matt off of him! Both men scrambled back up to their feet...

...AND LINK CAUGHT HIM WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI!

"Oh damn! Link's patented Step-Up Enziguri! Matt's brains just got scrambled big time!" Church stated.

"I'm surprised his damn head didn't get kicked off!" Sarge said.

Matt pins Link!

1...

...

2...

...

Matt kicks out!

"But yet, it's STILL not enough to keep the Destined down!" Church said.

Link was surprised at Matt's resilience before shaking it off and getting on the apron and climbing up to the top, though slowly as he was getting exhausted. He managed to reach the top...

...when Matt suddenly shot up AND LEAPED ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH LINK! HE GRABS LINK AND HITS A SUPERPLEX!

"HOLY SHIT! MATT JUST LEAPED ALL THE WAY TO THE DAMN TOP AND HIT A GODDAMN SUPERPLEX! THAT WAS INSANE!" Church exclaimed.

"WHERE THE HELL DID HE LEARN TO DO THAT?! THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE MANUAL THAT SAID MATT COULD DO THAT!" Sarge shouted.

Both men were laid out as the crowd went crazy, and the ref had to count them. At the count of 5, the two begin to stir, and at the count of 8, Matt managed to get to his feet. Link got to his feet, and stumbled backwards to Matt, who grabbed him and lifted him...

...AND NAILED THE DIGITAL BREAKDOWN!

"DIGITAL BREAKDOWN! The Back Suplex flipped into a High Knee! That'll mes your face up bad!" Church said.

"And Link..." Sarge began.

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"You Just Got...Okay, who the hell decided it was okay for Link to kick out?! I demand to know!" Sarge exclaimed.

Matt was surprised by the kick out but had no time to worry about it. He dragged Link to a corner before climbing up the corner with his back turned. He managed to stand tall on it before backflipping off it...

...AND LINK ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! Matt crashed stomach-first on the mat, and Link pushed himself off the mat! Matt got on all fours...

...and got kicked in the damn head by Link! Matt went stiff from the kick before he was picked up by Link, who placed him between his legs, and lifted him...

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...AND DROVE HIM DOWN WITH A PILEDRIVER!

"MY GOD, A PILEDRIVER! MATT JUST GOT DROPPED ON HIS DAMN HEAD!" Church exclaimed.

"Matt Ishida..." Sarge stated.

Link hooks the leg!

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"You Just Got...Okay, what the hell?! What is with all these damn kicks out?! It's annoying!" Sarge exclaimed.

Link was quite frankly shocked, wondering how Matt kicked out of that but just picked up Matt! He hooked him in an Inverted Headlock before lifiting him up...

...and Matt floated over Link and landed behind him! Link turned around, and was kicked in the gut before bent backwards by Matt...and nailed with a Swinging Reverse STO! Link rolled over to the corner and Matt picked him up before grabbing his arm and whipping him into the adjacent corner! Matt revved up before running full speed...

...and nailing a Running Dropkick on Link in the corner that nearly took him out! Link stumbled out of the corner before kicked in the gut. Matt threw the arm over the head, and lifted him up...

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...and Link suddenly began to knee Matt in the skull mid-lift! After several knees, Matt dropped Link back to the mat. Link then grabbed the arm and hit a Double Knee Armbreaker! Matt held his arm in pain before being bent down by Link, who grabbed the arm...

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...AND TOOK HIM DOWN AND LOCKED IN THE TRIFORCE OF PAIN!

"TRIFORCE OF PAIN! Link's signature submission is locked in! The likes of Wolfgang and Sonic have tapped out to this! Will Matt meet the same fate?!" Church questioned.

"There's no way he is getting out of this, people! Matt is done for! Cross him off the "ready for Final Clash" list!" Sarge proclaimed.

Link pulled on the arm as hard as he could, Matt practically writhing and flailing around in the middle of the ring in pain! The ref asked if he wanted to quit, but Matt didn't, knowing there was too much to lose! He couldn't get to the ropes though, they were too far away! Link pulled on the arm even more, and that caused even more pain for Matt! The Destined raised a hand in the air, and it shook erratically...

...it shook and shook...

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...and Matt suddenly used all his strength to pull himself up to a sitting position as Link still pulled on the arm! Matt then willed himself to get to a knee as Link continued to torture his arm, and Matt used his free arm to strike Link in the face! Link held on though, and Matt continued to rain down punch after punch on Link's skull, trying to get him to let go...

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...and after thirten punches, Link let go fo the arm in a daze, and that allowed Matt to quickly grab the legs of Link in their current position...

...AND LOCK IN THE DIGITIVALIZER!

"DIGIVITALIZER! What a counter! Now it's time for Link to feel the pain!" Church exclaimed.

"Tables are turned on Link! Matt actually got out of that! I can't beleive it!" Sarge stated.

Link cried out in immense pain as Matt pulled back on the legs as hard as he could, wanting a tap-out victory at this point! But Link shook his head, not wanting to give in so easily! Matt just pulled even more on the legs, causing Link even more pain! Link pulled at his hair...

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...before pushing his body off the mat with his own strength! He then used every ounce of strength he had to turn himself and Matt over...

...and twisted Matt off his legs and to the mat! The two men got back up to their feet, and Link threw a clothesline, but Matt ducked it, and grabbed it and floated over. He threw an arm over his head and lifted Link up...

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...AND NAILED THE ROCKER SMASH!

"ROCKER SMASH! ROCKER SMASH CONNECTS! MATT GOT ALL OF IT!" Church shouted.

"And Link..." Sarge began.

Matt hooks the leg!

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LINK KICKS OUT AT 2.9999!

"You Just Got...WHAT IN THE DAMN HELL?!" Sarge began.

"Link kicked out of the Rocker Smash! I don't believe it!" Church exclaimed.

Matt was in complete shock as he sat up, running his hands through his hair as if trying to comprehend it. He asked the ref it wasn't a three, and he stated it was just two. Matt slammed his hand on the mat in frustration before deciding to go to well again. He picked up Link, and hooked him up for another Rocker Smash...

...AND LINK SUDDENLY ROLLED HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE!

"HOLY SH*T! SMALL PAKCAGE OUT OF NOWHERE! LINK HAS MATT!" Church shouted.

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Both men scrambled to their feet and Matt ran at Link...

...AND RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK THAT NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF! Matt was laid out as Link fell down to the mat exhausted. Link laid down for a few moments there before crawling over to the corner and getting on the apron. He climbed up the corner to the top, and managed to stand on it before diving off...

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...AND NAILS THE COURAGEOUS LEG DROP!

"Link hits his familiar but always classic Courageous Leg Drop! Link may have him!" Church stated!

Link hooks the leg!

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MATT GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.9999!

"Matt kicks out AGAIN! What is this guy made of?! Titanium?!" Sarge asked as the crowd chanted "THIS IS AWESOME! *Clap 5xtimes* THIS IS AWESOME! *Claps 5xtimes* THIS IS AWESOME"

Link panted in complete exhaustion as he slowly sat up and got to his feet. He picked up Matt and hooked him up for a Side Slam! He lifted Matt up, but Matt got out and landed behind Link! Link turned around and was kicked in the gut before being lifted up for the Rocker Smash...

...Link landed behind Matt and grabbed him in a Waistlock! He pushed Matt into the corner before rolling him up! 1...2...

...MATT KICKS OUT AND SENDS LINK INTO THE CORNER! Link hits the corner hard before stumbling out of it, and Matt grabbed him from behind...and nailed a Release Dragon Suplex on the hero! Matt stalked Link as he got up holding his head before running...

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...AND NAILING A LEG LARIAT!

"What a Leg Lariat by Matt! I think that may be a shoutout to his little brother, TK!" Church stated!

"And I think Link finally..." Sarge began.

Matt hooks the leg!

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"Just Got...NOT SARGE'D! WHAT THE HELL?!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Link kicked out again! These two just won't quit!" Church shouted.

Matt was surprised at the kick out but felt he had the way to keep down Link. He dragged Link to a nearby corner before climbing said corner. He reached the top and stood tall on it, sizing up before throwing his hands back...

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...AND NAILING A 450 SPLASH!

"450 SPLASH! AND WITH AUTHORITY!" Church shouted.

"And now Link..." Sarge began.

Matt covers Link!

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"You Just Got...OH COME ON! THAT ISN'T EVEN FAIR TO ME OR MY ONE-LINER!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Link kicks out AGAIN! Not even a freakin' 450 Splash can keep him down! This is insane!" Church shouted.

Matt laid on the ground completely in shock, wondering if there was anything could he could to put down Link! Gritting his teeth, he picked up the near lifeless Link and nailed a few Forearms to his face before whipping him into a corner. Matt went to him, but Link caught him with a kick to the jaw that sent him back. Link ran at him for a clothesline...

...but Matt ducked it and grabbed Link's head from behind! He nails an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker across the knee and holds on! He goes for a Neckbreaker Slam...

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...but Link gets out it and grabs Matt's head in an Inverted Headlock himself! He lifts Matt up...

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...AND LANDS THE TRIFORCE DROP (Tyler Black's Paroxysm/Swinging Lifting Inverted DDT)!

"TRIFORCE DROP! LINK JUST GOT THE DROP ON MATT! MATT JUST GOT DROPPED!" Church shouted.

"YES! Now I can complete my one-liner! Matt..." Sarge began!

Link covers Matt!

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"You Just Got...OH COME ON! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO MY ONE-LINER?! ARE YOU TWO REALLY THAT SELFISH?!" Sarge shouted.

"THIS IS UNREAL! JUST UNREAL! MATT KICKED OUT OF THE TRIFORCE DROP! NEITHER OF THESE TWO WILL QUIT! WILL EITHER OF THESE TWO LOSE?!" Church shouted.

The crowd was going crazy, chanting "THIS MATCH RULES!"as Link was absolutely stunned beyond belief. Link sat up, trying to figure out what was going on. Link sighed in frustation before standing up and picking up the near lifeless Destined. He bent Matt over, grabbed the arm...and spun to take him down...

...Matt pulled his arm away in time, avoiding the Triforce of Pain! He grabbed Link by the waist from behind...

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...AND SHOCKINGLY HITS THE GUITAR SUPLEX (Side Suplex Powerslam)!

"SON OF A B*TCH! THAT WAS HIS ANIMATED FINISHER! THE GUITAR SUPLEX! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!" Church exclaimed.

"DESPERATE TIMES OBVIOUSLY CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES, DIRTBAG!" Sarge exclaimed.

Both men were laid out on the mat, completely and utterly exhausted. The crowd was in a frenzy wondering what was going to happen next! Eventually, Matt managed to raise his arm up...

...and drapes it over Link!

"The arm is over Link! Matt's got Link pinned!" Church said.

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"WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DID LINK SURVIVE! I SWEAR THESE TWO ARE SUPERHUMAN! THAT'S THE ONLY TO DESCRIBE THIS!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd was absolutely in a state of craziness, the near falls practically putting them on the edge of their seat! After a few moments, Matt and Link both stirred and got to their feet in a slow, exhausted manner. Matt nailed a right on Link, and Link nailed one on Matt! The two slowly began to trade punches, their exhaustion evident in their punches. After about sixteen traded fists, Link nailed a Savate Kick on Matt that sent him back. Link ran at Matt...

...but got clotheslined straight to hell by Matt! Matt willed himself to his feet before grabbing Link and lifting him up, but Link kicked Matt in the gut and placed him between his legs out of nowhere! He lifted Matt onto his shoulders, ran...

...AND NAILED A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB ON MATT! Matt stumbled about from the impact...AND LINK NAILED HIM WITH ANOTHER STEP-UP ENZIGURI! Matt fell to the ground, and Link picked him up and turned him around and grabbed the head in an Inverted Headlock! He lifted him up...

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...and Matt floated over once more and landed behind Link! Matt rolled Link in a School Boy...

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...but didn't pin Link as he transitioned, grabbing the legs, turning Link over...

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...AND LOCKED IN THE DIGIVITALIZER!

"DIGIVITALIZER! MATT'S GOT IT LOCKED IN! LINK HAS NOWHERE TO GO!" Chruch said.

"THE HERO JUST GOT CAUGHT AND HE MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP! WILL ONE BLUE FINALLY PREVAIL OVER ANOTHER?!" Sarge questioned.

Link clawed at the mat as agony shot through his body, and Matt pulled back on the legs as much as he could! He wanted the win bad, and he knew he had it! He wouldn't let go! Link cried out in agony, but he shook his head and didn't want to tap! Not now! He saw the ropes and that they were close! He slowly crawled over to the ropes with all his strength, Matt holding on the whole time...

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...MATT SUDDENLY ELEVATES THE SUBMISSION AND PLACES HIS KNEE OVER LINK'S HEAD! Matt has gone Lion Tamer-style with the Digivitalizer! Link's body was now even in more agony than before! And he could no longer move his body from the new position! Link's hand shook in the air violently...

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...AND LINK HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!

"LINK TAPS! LINK TAPS! MATT WINS! MATT WINS!" Church shouted.

"AND LINK JUST GOT SARGE'D! YES! I FINALLY DID THE ONE-LINER!" Sarge cheered.

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"Here is your winner by submission...MATT ISHIDA!"

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Matt let go of Link and fell to the mat, the adrenaline wearing off and the tiredness fully setting in. The ref knelt down and raised Matt's hand up to signify his victory, the Destined still lying on the mat in exhaustion. After awhile, Matt pushed himself off the mat as hard as he could before he stood up a bit wobbly before staying stable and raising his fist into the air to the love of the crowd.

"What a match...what a damn match! Right here on Monday Night Flame, Matt and Link delivered a classic for the ages!" Church said. "But in the end, Matt forced Link to tap out!"

"I hate to admit...I mean I REALLY hate to admit it...but Matt passed this test. He defeated a certified legend in a great match, and made that legend tap out!" Sarge stated. "That is huge for him!"

"Matt has no doubt proved that he is ready for Final Clash! He is ready for that main event! But Link has nothing to be ashamed of! He took Matt to the limit, and showed the side he said he was going to show!" Church said.

Matt continued to celebrate in the ring until he turned around and came face-to-face with Link who was now standing and was just as exhausted as Matt. The two stared at each other for awhile until the crowd chanted "YOU STILL GOT IT!" to both of them. They looked at the crowd for a bit before looking back at each other...and Link extended a hand to Matt. Matt looked at it...and shook the hand to a great pop from the crowd. Link said "You are ready...now I know for sure. Go win that title, Matt." Link then left the ring and up the ramp, letting Matt have his moment as he continued to celebrate and pointed to the Final Clash sign.

"Link just gave Matt his approval...he passed the test in his eyes, and I am sure in everyone else's eyes as well. He is more than ready for the big stage!" Church said.

"Matt proved himself, that much I can't deny, but I still don't think he can win the big one at Final Clash! Especially when it will be against Mario who WILL retain against all odds at Last Stand!" Sarge stated.

"But Matt said he that this is his resurrection, and that he won't be stopped no matter what! The question is...who will he be facing? That question will answered in six damn days...who will survive the Last Stand?" Church asked.


A/N: YES! Finished baby! One of the fastest times I have ever finished a UCA chapter in, especially when one of the matches was as long as it was! I was just really motivated and inspired to work on this chapter! I really was! And I am glad that payed off dividends! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, specifically the segments! I know you all loved my matches, just hope my segments came across well! Still, I am proud of this chapter! And I hope you all loved it!

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