UCA: Universal Character Association

by ForceWalker

From all over the universe, from comic books, video games, anime, cartoons, and more, fiction's greatest characters come together in one epic wrestling promotion to prove themselves better, to become champions, and to become the best. This is Universal Character Association, where the best of the best come to play!

23. Monday Night Flame Week 7 Part 2

The camera shows the backstage area, where we see Tidus walking down the hallways with his Cruiserweight Title on his shoulder until he caught sight of someone and narrowed his eyes. Sora came onto this screen with a smirk on his face, while Tidus just continued to narrow his eyes.

"Well hey, Tidus. Long time no see, buddy?" Sora chuckled. "How are you doing? You still hangin' and chillin' out like only you can do?" Tidus just remained silent. "Well, listen buddy...I heard the news just now. A Gauntlet Match at Last Stand to determine the No 1. Contender for the Cruiserweight Title at Final Clash? Man...that is some big news! And they say that anyone who is fits the Cruiserweights limits in UCA can enter! That there's no telling who may be in it!"

"...And let me guess, Sora...YOU want to be in it..." Tidus stated.

"Well...maybe.." Sora grinned. "I mean after all, it's been a long time since I held gold around my waist...and I don't want to be left out of Final Clash this year one bit. And I remember the last time I was Cruiserweight Champion...I was on fire, and I couldn't be stopped! So let's just say...I MAY just enter...I may just win...and at Final Clash...I MAY just show you why Kingdom Hearts...is BETTER then Final Fantasy!"

"Okay, listen up Sora! Ever since you won the World Title in 2011, you have really changed! You acted like a big ass jerk back then! A real big one! Now you've admittedly gotten better since then, but you still are not the most pleasant guy to be around Sora! And now you are just going to come up to me and say that you are going to take what I worked my ass off to get and actually put down Final Fantasy? Sora...if I face you at Final Clash, I am going to knock some sense into you once and for all!"

"Who says he's going to face you?!" Toad questioned as he came onto the scene. "If anyone is going to Final Clash, it's ME! I am the only that deserves to be Cruiserweight Champion! That belt is mine and mine only! And trust me when I say that I am going to get back it! And what better place than the biggest clash of them all! I'll beat Sora, and I'll beat anybody that gets in my way in that Gauntlet! I don't care when I enter, the only thing that matters is that I will win, and that Final Clash will be MY moment!"

"Says the little mushroom that got beat by Toad three times in a row?" Sora smirked as he placed his hands behind his head and crossed one leg over the other; Toad gritted his teeth at Sora. "Get real, Toad. You winning would be a waste of perfectly good No. 1 Contendership. It should go to better use...like me when I win."

"Guys, guys...please stop arguing..." Ratchet tried to calm down as he came into the scene. "It's not good for you both...I mean, it's OBVIOUS I am going to win the Gauntlet Match and get a chance at the title I was screwed out of. And that makes all this arguing pointless since you two are going to lose? So please, just end it, and accept the fact that the person heading to Final Clash...is going to be me. And when I do, the Sony Saints will be back in business."

"Oh just shut up, you smart aleck Lombax!" Toad exclaimed. "I beat you before to become Cruiserweight Champion, and I have no problem doing it again! You get in my way, and I will take you down en route to victory!"

"You all are wrong..." Everyone turned to see Robin entering the scene. "The victor of this Gauntlet...will be me."

Everyone remained silent for a few moments...until Toad, Sora, and Ratchet all started laughing at Robin like crazy, which irked the masked Boy Wonder. "Oh God...that is so funny! Seriously! It really is!" Sora laughed. "Dude, no offense, but you have not won a damn match in practically a year here in UCA! That makes your chances of victory practically nonexistent!"

"I am aware of my losing streak...and quite frankly, I am not going to let it go on anymore!" Robin stated determinedly. "This Gauntlet...it's my chance to get out of the damn rut I've been stuck in! Last Stand is where I break the streak, and get back into the thick of things! And what better way to do it then by getting a damn title shot and then becoming Champion?!"

"I think you all are forgetting the Champ here in this equation..." Tidus stated as he finally redirected the attention to him. "Listen up...I am cool with this Gauntlet because hey, it gives me an opponent at Final Clash! It gives me the chance to wrestle on the grand stage, and I see you all want my title bad! But know this...it doesn't matter.,.." He faced Sora. "..,if you are a Keyblade Wielder who's changed and is now a partial ass..." He turned to Toad. "...if you are a Mushroom lackey I've beaten too many times..." He turned to Ratchet. "...if you are multi-time champion that looks too much like a cat..." He turned to Robin. "...or if you are a sidekick that can't win a match no matter what. If you win that Gauntlet, know this...I am not going to let go of this title without a damn fight. And after Final Clash, this title will still be with me...while my opponent will have had his head Blitz Kicked to the damn moon! ...Good luck, Sunday."

Tidus then left the scene with the title over the shoulder, leaving the four to look at his retreating figure before turning to each other, staring each other down as they each proclaimed they were going to win.

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"The Cruiserweight Division is really heating up here people...several guys have already thrown their names out there for the Cruiserweight Gauntlet!" Church said.

"Sora, Ratchet, Robin, and Toad...and that's not even all seven of the possible participants! But I know this...Tidus is SCREWED come Final Clash!" Sarge stated.

"Hey, don't make such assumptions Sarge. We still need to find out who will face Tidus at Final Clash! It's going to be a big match for sure at Last Stand!" Curch said. "And only one man can stand tall with that title shot!"

("Sin With A Grin" by Shinedown)

The crowd cheered loudly as Sly Cooper came out onto the stage, a big grin on his face as he held his trademark cane in his hand. With a sly smirk, he tipped his hat over his eyes and twirled the cane above him for a few seconds before bringing it down to a flash of pyro all around him. Sly then shot his head up and made his way down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans at ringside before making his way to the apron and climbing up the nearest turnbuckle, raising his cane in the air.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the Sony Saints, from Paris, France, weighing in at 226 lbs., "Thievius Racoonus" Sly Cooper!"

"And here is our first of two matches between the Chamber participants!" Church said. "Sly qualified last week by beating both Gordon Freeman and Senji Kiyomasa in a Triple Threat! And now he's got a chance to be World Champion!"

"Some people have called Sly a dark horse, but that damn sneaky thief will steal wins left and right if he has to!" Sarge stated. "I hope he gets murdered in that Chamber! He's always the guy that gets hurts the most! Just like he did last week!"

"Sly no doubt wants to get payback for what the Mushroom Kingdom did to him! But for now, it's all about momentum here!" Church stated. "Get a win, you get momentum heading into Last Stand! And Sly's opponent won't make it easy!"

("No More Words" by EndeverafteR)

The crowd stood up with extremely loud cheers as the lights turned orange and when the music picked up, Crash came out onto the stage in a wild frenzy, throwing his arms in all sorts of directions as he ran all over the stage before standing in the center of the ring and suddenly began spinning in place like an orange twister for a few moments before jumping up into the air and landed emphatically on the ground, orange machine gun pyro going upon his landing. Coco came out and followed her brother as he ran down the ramp and slid into the ring before climbing up the turnbuckle and bobbing his head to the beat of the music midst the cheers.

"And his opponent, accompanied by his sister Coco Bandicoot, from Wumpa Island, Australia, weighing in at 213 lbs., Crash Bandicoot!"

"Crash is the hottest wrestler in UCA today! What he has done in the past few months has been astonishing!" Church stated. "And at Last Stand, he has a chance to make 16 years of work in UCA finally pay off as he looks to win his first UCA World Title!"

"But right now, Crash is going to face an old rival in Sly! This isn't the first time they faced each other!" Sarge said. "Crash and Sly had a very heated rivalry in the summer of 2010 over the World Title, so these two know each other well!"

"And in a sense, they are fighting again over the World Title right now, but it's for momentum heading into the match for the World Title." Church said. "Who will come out on top?"

Crash and Sly stood on opposite sides of the ring as the ref checked on them, before ringing the bell. Crash and Sly met in the ring, and Crash went to grab Sly, but Sly slid behind Crash and took him down with a Waistlock Takedown. Sly backed off and Crash stood up, locking up with Sly once more. Sly suddenly took down Crash with a Drop Toe Hold and quickly locked in a Headlock. Crash stood up with Sly still holding on, and swept the leg from under Sly, faceplanting him on the mat. Crash bounced off the ropes to Sly, but Sly shot up and caught him with a Snapmare, following it up with a Dropkick to the back of the head. Sly smirked as he picked up Crash, and quickly nailed a Vertical Suplex. Sly then nailed a Twisting Leg Drop on the bandicoot before picking him up and nailing a few forearms before whipping him into the ropes. Sly tried for a clothesline, but Crash ducked it, and caught Sly with a Dropkick when he turned around. Crash took the opportunity to lock in a Armbar. Sly gritted his teeth as Crash applied pressure before slowly standing up as Crash held on. Sly suddenly front flipped out of the hold, threw Crash into the ropes, and caught him with a Back Elbow on the rebound. He picked up Crash and whipped him into the corner hard, and Crash stumbled out of it. Sly bounced off the ropes as Crash stumbled and tried for a Running Bulldog, but Crash pushed him away in time. Sly turned around, and got nailed with a Spinning Heel Kick.

"Spinning Heel Kick straight to the jaw! Crash was reeling for a bit at the beginning, but now he's back in the game!" Church said.

"Gah...don't know who to root...Crash is stupid...Sly is a no good Saint...why must you give me impossible choices like this, God?!" Sarge questioned.

Crash picked up Sly and whipped him into the corner before running at him and nailing a Stinger Splash on him before hitting a Dropkick on him in the corner! Sly dropped to a seated position in the corner, and Crash backed up into the adjacent corner before running full speed, and nailing a Cannonball Senton on Sly! Crash pulled Sly out of the corner for a pin! 1...2...Sly kicks out! Crash picked up Sly and nailed a Sit-Out Facebuster on him, but held onto the head and picked up Sly, quickly nailing a Swinging Neckbreaker! Crash then leaped towards the ropes and went for a Springboard Moonsault, but Sly rolled out of the way. Crash landed on his feet and ran at Sly, but Sly Drop Toe Holds Crash into the middle ropes. Sly then leaps over the ropes to the floor, and nails an Open-Handed Slap to Crash! Crash staggers off the ropes in a daze and Sly slides back in, and snaps off a Hurricarana into a pin! 1...2...Crash kicks out!

"Nice hurricarana by Sly! Many people forget that Sly can fly with the best of them!" Church stated.

"Dammit...who do I want to win more...I don't know...can we have them both lose...please?" Sarge asked.

Sly picked up Crash and locked in a Wrist Lock, before going over to the corner and ropes, leaping onto them, and bounced off, nailing a Springboard Arm Drag on Crash! Crash rolled across the ring before getting on his knees, and Sly suddenly nailed a Running Pushing Stomp on the back of Crash's head to the mat! Sly rolls Crash over and covers! 1...2...Crash kicks out! Sly locks in a Headlock and locks it on tight! Crash grits his teeth as Coco tries to pump up her brother, and the bandicoot slowly stands to his feet with Sly in tow. Crash grabs him and tries for a Back Suplex, but Sly lands behind him. Crash turns around...

...and ducks an Enziguri from Sly! Sly quickly stands back up, but Crash grabs him and nails a Half-Nelson Bulldog! Crash picks up Sly and whipped him into the corner before running at him and going for a Stinger Splash, but Sly moved out of the way! Crash stumbled out of the corner, and Sly grabbed his head from behind. He tried for the Honor Among Thieves...

...but Crash spun out of it and ducked a clothesline from Sly! Crash quickly grabbed the head and nailed a Neckbreaker Slam! Crash picks up Sly...

...and quickly nails an Inverted DDT! Crash covers!

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"Crash finally manages to get back into this thing! Sly's getting rocked right now!" Church said.

"I would so be enjoying this beating Sly is getting if it weren't Crash delivering it..." Sarge muttered.

Crash picked up Sly and placed him between his legs, and tried to lift him up, but Sly suddenly Back Body Dropped Crash...

...and Crash landed on his feet behind Sly! Crash ran the ropes and bounced off them as Sly turned around, and got hit with a Leg Lariat from Crash! Sly rolled to the ropes and slowly got up, but Crash Dropkicked him through the ropes and to the outside! Coco cheered for her brother as Crash stood up and gained his signature grin as Sly slowly stood up outside. Crash ran and bounced off the ropes, and flipped over the ropes...

...AND SLY AVOIDED THE OVER-THE-TOP ROPE SOMERSAULT SENTON! CRASH HIT THE FLOOR HARD!

"Oh damn! Crash just went SPLAT against the damn floor! That's one instant where risk did NOT pay off!" Church stated.

"But guess what...? He won't learn from this, and why...because he's STUPID!" Sarge exclaimed.

Coco gasped in shock as Crash writhed in pain on the floor before being picked up by Sly and thrown back into the ring. Sly slid back into the ring and picked up Crash, and nailed a Gutbuster on the bandicoot. Sly then climbed the turnbuckle nearest to Crash with his back turned and stood tall on it with a grin on his face...

...BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A MOONSAULT!

"Moonsault! Sly connects big time with it!" Church said.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever...Why can't someone like Mario be in this match?" Sarge said disinterested.

Sly hooks the leg!

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Crash kicks out!

Sly stood up and nailed a Leg Drop across the throat before picking up Crash and nailing a Snap Suplex on him. Sly then got on the apron, grabbed the ropes, and nailed a Slingshot Corkscrew Splash on the bandicoot! Sly covers! 1...2...

...Crash kicks out! Sly picked up Crash and nailed a Capo Kick that stunned the crazy bandicoot! Sly then leaped at the ropes and bounced off them...

...and Crash ducks the Ninja Spire Kick! Sly landed on his feet, and turned around, and Crash went for a kick! Sly caught the kick in time, but Crash suddenly nailed a Mule Kick on him! Sly fell to the mat and tried to get to his feet, but Crash caught him with a Single-Leg Dropkick! Crash picked up Sly and placed him between his legs...

...and Sly suddenly lifted Crash up in Alabama Slam position! He tried to pull it off, but Crash struggled in his grip...and suddenly used his weight to land back on his feet with Sly between his legs, lifted him up...

...AND NAILED AN ALLEY-OOP FACEBUSTER!

"Damn, did you see the velocity on that Alley-Oop Facebuster?! I think Sly may have lost a few teeth there!" Church said.

"If that happened, then there's at least ONE good thing that comes out of this match!" Sarge stated.

Coco cheered as Crash turned Sly over for the cover!

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Sly kicks out!

"But it's not enough to keep the Cooper thief down!" Church stated.

Crash picked up Sly and hooked him up for the Aftershock, but Sly elbowed Crash in the side of the head several times and caused him to let go. Sly tried for a Backstabber on Crash, but Crash held onto the ropes and Sly rolled onto his feet. Crash tried for a clothesline, but Sly ducked and grabbed Crash's head in an Inverted Headlock...

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...Crash threw Sly off of him before he could do the Honor Among Thieves! Sly rolled onto his feet as Crash got up and ran at him, and nailed a Cross Body Block on Sly! Crash then went to the corner and waited as Sly got back up before climbing the turnbuckle, and flipping and twisting off it...

...SLY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CRASH AND BURN! Crash hit the mat hard as Sly recovered in the corner. Crash managed to get to his feet after a few moments, but Sly leaped at and bounced off the ropes...

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...AND NAILED THE NINJA SPIRE KICK!

"NINJA SPIRE KICK! Second time's the charm for the little thief!" Church said.

"Eh, I've seen better kicks than that from superior Reds." Sarge shrugged.

Sly hooks the leg!

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Crash kicks out!

"But somehow Crash kicks out again! That bandicoot is tough!" Church stated.

Sly looked shocked at the kickout but wasn't going to let it deter him. Sly stood up and got on the apron, climbing the corner to the top. He waited for Crash to get up to his feet, and dived off...

...AND GOT CAUGHT BY CRASH! CRASH HITS THE AFTERSHOCK!

"Aftershock out of nowhere! Sly got caught and he paid the price!" Church stated.

"Did that crazy bandicoot really pull it off?!" Sarge questioned.

Crash covered Sly!

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Sly kicked out at 2.9!

"Nope! Didn't think a bandicoot of all people could win!" Sarge stated.

Crash picked up Sly and placed him in a Front Headlock, throwing his hand out before spinning...

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...Sly pushed Crash into the rope avoiding the Wumpa Twist! Crash bounced off the ropes, and into a Flapjack from Sly! Crash rolled onto his back and Sly bounced off the ropes and nailed a Senton on the bandicoot! Sly then picked up Crash and placed him between his legs...

...Crash suddenly pulled Sly's legs from under him and nailed a Double Leg Drop across the torso between the leg! Sly sat up in pain and Crash rolled onto his feet and nailed a Dropkick to the face! Sly was down as Crash stood up and pointed to the corner.

"Oh boy, I think we know what's coming, people! It may be time for a Crash Landing!" Church said.

Crash got on the apron and quickly climbed the corner as fast as he could! He stood tall on the turnbuckle, shouted "WHOA!", flipped off...

...AND SLY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CRASH LANDING!

"Oh it was a Crash Landing alright...for Crash anyway!" Sarge exclaimed.

Crash writhed in pain on the mat before pushing himself off the mat as he stumbled about...

...AND SLY NAILED A BACKSTABBER ON HIM!

"BACKSTABBER! Sly just destroyed the back of Crash there!" Church said.

"And well I have no choice but to say, Crash..." Sarge began.

Sly pinned Crash!

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Crash kicks out at 2.9!

"You Just Got...NOT Sarge'd! Why can't that bandicoot do the SMART thing and stay down?! Though Sly winning isn't much better..." Sarge stated.

Sly sat up in shock at the kick out, wondering what it was going to take to put down the bandicoot. Sly thought for a bit, but then a lightbulb rang in Sly's head. He stood up and went over to a corner, and began untying the turnbuckle cover.

"Hey! Sly is untying the cover to that turnbuckle! What's this about?!" Church asked. "That thief is up to something!"

The ref however saw this and pulled Sly away from the turnbuckle, reprimanding for his actions before tying up the turnbuckle cover once more! However, as the ref did this, Sly grabbed his cane that was at ringside and held it tightly in his hands as Crash got up...

...and nailed the ref in the butt with it! The ref held his backside as Sly suddenly handed the now up-and-about Crash the cane and backed away just as the ref turned around!

"That damn Saint! He just gave the damn bandicoot the Smokin' Gun! The bandicoot was given a weapon he didn't even use!" Sarge exclaimed.

The ref put two and two together from what he saw, and Crash looked down at the cane in his hand, and then the ref! Crash himself came to realize what happened and shook his head in denial as the ref accused him! Coco at ringside tried to tell the ref that her brother didn't do it...

...WHEN SLY SUDDENLY ROLLED CRASH UP IN A SCHOOL BOY!

"Roll-up! Roll-up by Sly!" Church said.

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Crash kicks out just before three, grabs the legs of Sly and executes a Jacknife Pin!

"What the...Jacknife Pin by the bandicoot?!" Sarge questioned.

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"He got him! He got him!" Church exclaimed.

("No More Words" by EndeverafteR)

"Here is your winner, Crash Bandicoot!"

The crowd cheered loudly as Crash let go of Sly and quickly rolled out of the ring. The thief sat up in shock, wondering what the hell just happened, and Crash backed up the ramp as his sister came up to him and hugged him. The ref came up to him on the ramp and held his hand as a sign of victory as Crash shouted "PANCAKES!" in victory!

"Crash somehow pulled it off! Sly nearly stole the victory with his use of the metaphorical "Smokin' Gun" but it backfired big time!" Church said.

"I honestly thought that the bandicoot was done for once Sly pulled off his plan, but somehow Crash survived! What is with this bandicoot lately?!" Sarge questioned.

"I think this bandicoot must be either extremely lucky, or just on the roll of a lifetime that he is managing to pull off!" Church stated.

Crash backed up onto the ramp as his sister stood beside him, and he celebrated and played to the crowd as they chanted "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" before pointing to the Final Clash sign and then motioning that the World Title was coming to him. Sly just continued to sit in the ring as he grabbed his cane and placed it on his shoulder, grinning as he said "You got me" with a laugh.

"Even Sly himself admits that Crash got him there! Crash got the roll-up out of nowhere when Sly nearly stole the win, but this won't deter Sly one bit knowing him! He'll still do all he can to steal the World Title!" Church said.

"But tonight, Crash gets the momentum! He's been on fire for weeks! Don't tell me HE'S going to win the World Title at Last Stand?!" Sarge questioned.

"He just may, because with Crash's mindset, no one may feel more comfortable in the Chamber than him! Crash may just get to live his dream in six days!" Church stated.

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The camera goes over to the backstage area, and we see Chaos leaning against the wall in the hallways with his arms crossed and eyes closed. A stoic expression was on his face as he stayed as still as a statue until Jason Krueger walked onto the screen with the IC Title in hand. Chaos opened his eyes and looked at the IC Champ, the two staring at each other until Jason spoke.

"So...six days until we team with each other...six days until we finally put those degenerate hedgehogs in their place..." Jason stated.

"Yes...six days until their destruction takes places." Chaos nodded. "Like I said before, this is not the situation I want to be a part of. I don't do teams, but on this one occasion, I will put that aside so we can destroy those we hate most. And admittedly...we do make a good team." Chaos chuckled evilly as Jason grinned.

"Even I must admit that, Chaos. What we did to those hedgehogs last week was pure brilliance. And they deserved every bit of pain we inflicted on them. Both Shadow...and ESPECIALLY Hope! D-Hedgeration X...feh, nothing more than a washed-up team that wasn't even funny their first time around. Holding Tag Team Titles for over a year...that time has passed. They will team...but they will not be who they once were. Their time is up at Last Stand."

"Indeed. Our domination over them only shows how futile their struggle it is. Even if they were to get back into degeneracy, it won't matter. We'll squash them like bugs, and prove why they cannot stand up to us. I am not going to let those two damn hedgehogs get the better of me." Chaos stated before going silent for a bit. "...Remember, this truce of ours is over after Last Stand. We go our seperate ways, and if we meet up again, I won't hesitate to hurt you."

"Same here, Chaos. You get in my way after Last Stand, I'll break your neck." Jason threatened. "But until then...we got a pair of degenerate hedgehogs to take care of...and heh, I am going to have oodles of fun breaking their necks. I'll see you at Last Stand, Chaos..."

Jason then left the hedgehog and made a turn at a corner...

...AND GOT A STEEL CHAIR STRAIGHT TO THE SKULL! Jason fell down as Chaos got off the wall in shock...AND GOT A STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM BEHIND! Chaos fell down to the ground as Shadow came onto the screen and began slamming the chair across Chaos' back viciously. Hope meanwhile came up to Jason and waited as he got up to his knees before tossing him the chair AND NAILING A CHAIR-ASSISTED DOSE OF LIGHT! Hope picked up Jason and set, lifted, and hooked him up and HIT THE HEAVEN"S JUDGMENT (Styles Clash)! And Shadow picked up Chaos and nailed a Chaos Nightmare on him as Hope dragged Jason over to Chaos and the two stood tall over them.

"Last week...you got the jump...you beat the ever-living crap out of us...we won't deny, you got us there. We got a beatdown that we were lucky to get up from." Shadow stated. "But...the funny thing is...we...are happy that you did that. Because...it awoken something us. Flipped a switch...it made us realize who the hell we are when we are together. It made us remember...just who we are as a team."

"It made us realize...that together...WE ARE D-HEDGERATION X! The tag team that made degeneration popular again! The team that dominated the Tag Team Division! The team that didn't care who you were, for if you pissed us off, we did whatever the hell we wanted to you! What you two did...helped us find the degenerate side in us again! And for helping us...you two DESERVE some presents given to you! This was present number one! And we got some more for you!"

Shadow and Hope then walked off screen for a bit...before coming back dragging a buffet table with them! "Your next gift...an all-expense buffet!" Shadow smirked before he and Hope tipped the table over, dumping all the food onto the downed evil destroyers.

"Next up..." Hope said as he went off-screen and came back with a bucket. "Some good ol' green slime! They really bring out the color in your eyes!" Hope then dumped the slime all over the two then looked at the camera. "We would like to thank the original D-Generation X for lending us good ol' DX slime! If ain't DX-made, it ain't slime-worthy!"

Shadow then brought in a few CDs in his hand. "And here are some CDs of your favorite musicians!" Shadow then began tossing the CDs onto them while listing them. "Justin Bieber...Rebecca Black...One Direction...Jonas Brothers...Miley Cyrus...all of those disgraces to music and more! We hope you have a lovely time listening to that music you two for some reason find wonderful even though everyone knows they are crap!"

Hope then walked off screen once more and came back with another bucket. "And for your final present...FEATHERS!" Hope then dumped the feathers onto the two, while Shadow gave a confused look.

"Feathers...? Why?" Shadow asked.

"...I don't know. Just felt like it." Hope shrugged.

Shadow just shrugged as they stood over the two that were now covered in so much stuff, and then turned to the camera with smirks on their faces. "Ladies and gentlemen...what you saw was just a taste...at Last Stand, you will get the full reunion of the baddest pair of hedgehogs to ever roam these plains D-Hedgeration-X! It may be for one night only, unfortunately...but in six days...we bring degeneration back up in this house, and we show why we are the best to good ol' Jason and Chaos!"

Hope pulled out a pair of spray paint cans and handed one to Shadow. The two then shook them up before they both sprayed the D-Hedge X logo onto the camera lens. "And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya...!" Hope said.

"SUCK IT!" The crowd shouted as Hope and Shadow chuckled before leaving the scene, all the while Chaos and Jason stirred...looks of rage and evil crossing their faces.

"Those...two...are...dead..." Chaos growled in a low, dangerous tone.

"It's official...their necks...are broken..." Jason muttered as an insane look flashed across him before the cameras went ringside.

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"Their baaaaaaacccccccckkkk...! Hope and Shadow are once again the degenerates that wreaked from 2009 to 2012, and they will be at full degeneracy in six days!" Church said.

"No! No! No! Not them! I hate that damn D-Hedgeration X! They are menaces! They once replaced all the ammo in my precious shotgun with cheese! Took me weeks to clean it all out, and it gave Grif something to eat when I fired it at him!" Sarge stated.

"They are degenerates, but they are also one hell of a tag team! One of the best UCA has ever seen! Jason and Chaos better be able to team with each other in the best way possible if they hope to take on the degenerate duo!" Church said.

"Well they won't just be able to take them on, they'll defeat them! They are the Unholy Destroyers for a reason! And at Last Stand, they'll end those degenerate hedgehogs once and for all! Why? Because those hogs are DIRTBAGS!" Sarge exclaimed.

The bell rang a few times before the ring announcer spoke. "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall...and is for the UCA World Tag Team Championship!"

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

Grey and brown pyro went off on the stage, and the crowd booed loudly as Tom and Jerry came out onto the stage, raising their hands and forming the V sign with their fingers. After a bit of posing and whatnot, the cat and mouse gave each other high-fives before throwing their hands out to pyro from the stage. The two made their way down the stage and slid into the ring and climbed up opposite turnbuckles, raising their hands up and forming the "V" sign with them shouting "Time for Non-Stop Violence!"

"Introducing the challengers first, from New York City, weighing in at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, Team 2D!"

"The second of two Tag Team Titles matches over the past few weeks is about to happen here and now!" Church said. "And Tom and Jerry look to become SEVENTEEN-time Tag Team Champions tonight to make up for losing their Duos Title at UWE Barely Legal!"

"And they deserve those titles after what they did to the Elrics last week!" Sarge stated. "They made sure they didn't win titles they didn't deserve, and now they will take the titles for themselves in superior fashion!"

"Well after knowing how Tails and Knuckles feel about this whole deal, Team 2D winning won't be as easy as they think it will be!" Church said.

("Sonic Heroes" by Crush 40)

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as Tails and Knuckles came out onto the stage, title belts around their waists as they played to the crowd before standing side by side on the stage. Nodding to each other, Tails threw his arms out as Knuckles pumped his fist in the air, red and yellow pyro going off beside them. The two made their ways down the ring as they kept their focus on Team 2D. The two slid into the ring and climbed opposite turnbuckles, unhooking their belts and raising them into the air for the fans to see.

"And their opponents, from Westside Island and Angel Island respectively, representing the Sonic Heroes, weighing in at a combined weight of 442 lbs, they are the reigning, defending UCA World Tag Team Champions, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna!"

"Last week, Tails and Knuckles retained their Tag Team Titles against the Elrics, but it was not in the way they wanted to!" Church said. "Team 2D got involved, and made sure the Elrics lost, and the Sonic Heroes aren't too happy with that!"

"Tch, those two animals should be GRATEFUL that Team 2D saved their asses!" Sarge proclaimed. "After all, it allowed them to enjoy at least one more week as champs before losing to the superior team!"

"Well, knowing how Tails and Knuckles feel, they aren't going to let Team 2D get the titles from them after the stunt they pulled!" Church said. "The Sonic Heroes...well, they may just take Team 2D to the woodshed if they ain't careful!"

Tails and Knuckles glared at Tom and Jerry, who just smirked cockily at them before handing their belts to the ref. The ref raised the titles for all to see before handing them to ringside. It was decided that Knuckles and Jerry would start things off and the ref rang the bell. Jerry and Knuckles engaged in a lock-up, which quickly ended with Knuckles pushing Jerry into the corner with his superior strength. Knuckles then executed several Shoulder Rams to the gut of Jerry in the corner, followed up by several forearm shots to the skull. Knuckles then whipped Jerry into the adjacent corner and ran at him, but Jerry caught him with an elbow to the face. Jerry then walked out of the corner and grabbed him, but Knuckles caught him with a HARD right to the face! Jerry was stunned, and Knuckles lifted him up for a Sidewalk Slam. Jerry suddenly wrapped his legs around Knuckles' head from his position though and hit a Headscissors Takedown on him. Knuckles scrambled to his feet, and Jerry caught him with a Jumping Knee to the face. Knuckles was sent into the ropes, and bounced off them into a Hip Toss from Jerry. Jerry picked up Knuckles and nailed a Suplex before climbing up a corner. He waited on top as Knuckles got back to his feet, and dived off, but Knuckles sidestepped the Missile Dropkick. Jerry crashed on the mat hard, and Knuckles grabbed him, hooked the arms, and nailed a Double Underhook Suplex.

"Jerry pays for high-flying that time with a nice Double Underhook Suplex! The mouse is finding out it ain't going to be as easy as they thought!" Church said.

"Oh please, Team 2D is just letting them get an early advantage for kicks! They are Team 2-Dimensional! And as such they are 2 dimensions better than the animals! It's fact!" Sarge stated.

"...Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?" Church asked in disbelief.

Knuckles picked up Jerry and took him down with a Body Slam before tagging in Tails. The fox came in and Knuckles grabbed him from behind, lifted him up, and they Knuckles dropped him while also dropped his own leg on Jerry, nailing Stereo Leg Drops across his body. Tails covered Jerry! 1...2...Jerry kicks out. Tails picked up Jerry and nailed several Kawada Kicks to the skull before whipping him into the ropes. Tails went for a Back Body Drop, but Jerry caught him with a Facebuster instead. Tails stumbled to his feet, and Jerry went for a clothesline, but Tails ducked it and caught him with a Neckbreaker Slam. Tails dropped a lege across the throat of Jerry before wrapping his legs around his head in a Headscissors. He tightened his legs around the mouse's head, but Tom suddenly came in and kicked Jerry in the head, forcing him to let go of the hold. The crowd booed as Tails got up angrily and Tom just smirked as he was ushered back on the apron. Tails frowned at Tom before turning back to Jerry, but the mouse suddenly caught him with a Jawbreaker. Jerry then lifted him onto his shoulders and nailed a Fireman's Carry Backbreaker.

"The tomcat just helped give Jerry an opening! And you know when those two get an opening, they take full advantage!" Church said.

"Of course they will, because that's what they do! That's what they do...Red-style." Sarge said as Church facepalmed.

Jerry covered Tails. 1...2...Tails kicks out! Jerry stood up and tagged in Tom and the two picked up Tails. They whipped him into the ropes before catching him with a Double Hip Toss and running adjacent ropes and nailing a Rolling Leg Drop/Rolling Senton combo on him. Tom covered Tails! 1...2...Tails kick out! Tom grabbed Tails in a headlock, and wrenched on the head. Tails gritted his teeth, but slowly stood up with Tom still holding on. He elbowed Tom in the gut over and over until he let go and Tails caught him with a Knife Edge Chop! Tails then ran at the ropes towards Tom...

...and Tom popped him up and caught him with a Samon Drop! Tails rolled over to the apron in pain, and Tom wasted no time and proceeded to nail a Baseball Slide that sent Tails out of the ring! Tom tried to get out to follow, but the ref kept him from following. Tails tried to get up to his feet, but with the ref's back turned, Jerry leaped off the apron and nailed a Diving Clothesline!

"Oh dammit, those two took advantage of the ref not looking! Jerry damn near took Tails' head off!" Church said.

"Hey, it's Team 2D! They have a right to get away with stuff like that automatically!" Sarge stated.

Jerry immediately went back to his apron and acted as if nothing happened, and Knuckles was incensed and told the ref what just happened, though he didn't listen. Tom managed to get past the ref and got out of the ring, picking up and throwing Tails back into the ring. Tails staggered up to his feet as Tom slid back in, and caught Tails with a Big Boot! Tom picked up Tails and placed him in the corner and lifted him up to the top. Tom tried to climb up there with him, but Tails suddenly began to kick Tom in the chest repeatedly, and kicked him away from the corner. Pissed, Tom went after Tails, but the fox wrapped his legs around Tom's head, pushed himself off the turnbuckle...

...and nailed a Hurricarana on the cat, sending him across the ring! Tom stumbled up to his feet as Tails managed to get up, ran, and nailed a Busaki Knee across the jaw of Tom!

"Oh damn! Did you see that knee?! I think Tom may be crapping out some teeth tonight!" Church said.

"Okay, did Tails suddenly go to Japan and get lessons from KENTA?! I demand to know why he could do that! I DEMAND IT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails covered Tom!

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Tom kicked out!

"But that vicious knee only manages to get a two for Tails!" Church said.

Tails crawled over to Knuckles and tagged him in, and the echidna got into the ring and waited as Tom got back up before giving him one hell of a Lariat! Knuckles dropped down fist after fist before picking him up and nailing a Russian Leg Sweep! Knuckles covered Tom! 1...2...Tom kicks out! Knuckles picked up Tom, and set him up for a Dragon Suplex, but Tom stomped on Knuckles' foot, forcing him to let go! Tom turned around, grabbed Knuckles...

...and nailed an Uranage! Tom stood up and stomped the hell out of Knuckles, raising his hands and fingers in the "V" sign, shouting "NON-STOP VIOLENCE!" The crowd booed as Tom picked up Knuckles and tried to lift him up for a suplex, but Knuckles remained rooted to the ground and instead Suplexed Tom. Knuckles picked up Tom, whipped him into the ropes...

...and caught him on the rebound with a Spinebuster!

"What a Spinebuster! Knuckles is deceptively strong for someone of his size! He can be a Powerhouse when he wants to be!" Church said.

Knuckles covered Tom!

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Tom kicks out!

"But guess what? That power can't topple the AWESOMENESS of Team 2D!" Sarge exclaimed.

Knuckles picked up Tom and placed him between his legs, trying to lift him up for the Deep Impact. Tom, however, suddenly lifts him up by the leg and Flapjacks him across the ropes. Knuckles fell down to the mat as Tom rolled over to his corner and tagged in Jerry. Jerry climbed up the corner and waited as Knuckles got back to his feet, dived off...

...and nailed him with a Missile Dropkick! Jerry covered Knuckles off the move! 1...2...Knuckles kicks out! Jerry picked up Knuckles and nailed a vicious knee to the skull that sent Knuckles into a daze before the mouse bounced off the ropes to him...

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...and into a Scoop Powerslam from him! Knuckles stood up and held his head before waiting for Jerry to get up to his feet, and grabbed him from behind, going for a German...but Jerry backflipped out of it and landed on his feet. Knuckles got back up, but Jerry pushed him towards the ropes...

...where Tom pulled the ropes down and Knuckles was sent flying over them and to the ground below! Tails tried to help his partner, but the ref insisted that he stay in his corner. Tom smirked as Jerry bounced off the ropes to Knuckles as he stood up...

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...and nailed an Elbow Suicida!

"Again thanks to Tom, Jerry gets an opening! And that Elbow Suicida found its mark fully!" Church said.

"Hah, this is so great! Seeing Team 2D just work like this is such a pleasure for a great Red like me!" Sarge stated.

Jerry stood up and smirked cockily as the crowd booed before he picked up Knuckles and whipped him hard into the steel steps! Knuckles was laid out as Jerry picked him up and threw him back into the ring. Jerry slid back in, picked up Knuckles, and planted him with an Inverted DDT! Jerry makes the cover!

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Jerry makes another tag to Tom and the two picked up Knuckles, with Tom wrapping his arms around his waist. Jerry backed up...

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...AND NAILED SUPERKICK ON KNUCKLES WITH TOM IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!

"Superkick and German Suplex on combo! They may be complete jackasses, but got to admit, their teamwork is up there with the best!" Church said.

"And watch as this fully ends the match right here and now!" Sarge stated.

Tom has the German bridged!

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Knuckles kicks out!

"And as usual Sarge, you are wrong." Church deadpanned.

"Shut up, you dirty Blue." Sarge also deadpanned.

Tom picked up Knuckles and lifted him into an Argentine Rack for the Feline Frenzy, but Knuckles suddenly began to elbow Tom in the head and landed behind him. Tom turned around...

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...and ran right into a Spear from Knuckles! Knuckles panted a bit before picking up Tom and placing him once again between his legs. He tried to lift him up, but Tom pulled out his legs from under him, and proceeded to launch him into the corner face-first! Knuckles staggered out of it as Tom grabbed him, placed him between his legs, lifted him up...

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...AND DROPPED HIM WITH A FALLING POWERBOMB!

"And Knuckles for once gets a Powerbomb dealt to HIM! Things aren't looking good for the Champs!" Church said.

"And Knuckles..." Sarge began.

Tom pinned Knuckles!

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Knuckles kicks out!

"You Just Got...Okay, who told Knuckles it was okay to kick out of that?!" Sarge asked.

Tom looked frustrated at the kick out before he picked up Knuckles and tried for a Cutter, but Knuckles pushed him into the ropes. Tom bounced off them, and ducked a clothesline, catching Knuckles with a Neckbreaker Slam! Tom stood up and waited as Knuckles slowly got up to his feet, before grabbing him in a Full Nelson, lifting him...

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...and Knuckles landed on his feet and threw Tom off of him! Tom rolled onto his feet and ran at Knuckles...but Knuckles got behind him AND NAILED WICKED RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!

"Oh shit! Did you see that damn German?! Tom was folded up like a freakin' accordion!" Church said.

"Oh no, not good! This was NOT part of the plan, people! Not part of the plan!" Sarge stated.

Tom held his head and neck in pain as Knuckles laid on the mat, and Tails tried to hype up the crowd as he begged for a tag. The crowd willed Knuckles on as he turned over on his stomach and crawled towards his corner as Tails held out his hand. Tom slowly stood up to his feet as this happened, trying to gain his bearings. Knuckles inched closer and closer...

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...Tom turned around...

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...AND KNUCKLES MADE THE HOT TAG! The crowd exploded as Tails leaped onto the ropes and nailed a Springboard Spinning Wheel Kick on Tom! Tom stumbled to his feet, and Tails quickly caught him with a Jumping Calf Kick! Tom got up and threw a clothesline, but Tails ducked it and hit a Sitout Rear Mat Slam! Tails rolled onto his feet and waited as Tom got back up to his feet...

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...AND NAILED THE SECOND BUSAKI KNEE OF THE MATCH!

"Knee to the jaw again! And this time I don't think Tom has enough to kick out!" Church said.

"Oh no no no no no no no no NO!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails hooks the leg!

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Tom manages to get his foot on the bottom rope!

"YES! Thank you Tom for being smart unlike the anthros!" Sarge stated.

"But Tom and Jerry are also technically anthros..." Church said.

"SHUT UP!" Sarge fired back.

Tails looked disappointed at this development but quickly composes himself. He stands up and waits as Tom gets to his feet before leaping onto the ropes and going for the Flying Chuck...

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...and Tom ducks it! Tails manages to land on his feet, but Tom quickly grabs him from behind...AND NAILS A FULL NELSON BOMB! Tom holds on though and stands up with Tails as he is in pain...AND NAILS A DRAGON SUPLEX! Tails shoots up to his knees, dazed from the move...

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...before Tom grabbed him and nailed a Double Arm DDT!

"Triple the pain for Tails! The fox's momentum just got stopped just like when Tex stops Tucker's advances dead in it's tracks!" Church said.

"And Tails, you little fox..." Sarge began.

Tom hooks the leg!

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Tails kicks out at 2.9!

"You Just Got...Why...? Just why God?" Sarge questioned.

"Tails keeping this thing alive! He'll be damned if he loses the titles to these violent bastards!" Church said.

Tom growled in frustration before picking up Tails and lifting him up for the Feline Frenzy. He ran for it...

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...and Tails slipped off his shoulders and landed behind Tom! The cat turned around, and Tails grabbed him...

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...AND TAILS NAILED THE TWIN TAILED ASSAULT!

"Twin Tailed Assault out of nowhere! Tom just got planted for his damn troubles!" Church said.

"Oh crap! This can't end like this, right?!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails hooks both legs from his position!

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Tom kicks out at 2.9!

"Yes, the great cat kicks out! I KNEW he would do that! No doubt about it!" Sarge exclaimed.

"You lying idiot." Church deadpanned.

Tom tried to get back up, but Tails only Dropkicked him in the head to send him back down to the mat. He set up Tom on the mat before getting on the apron and climbing the nearby corner. He stood on top, measuring Tom, holding his arms out in a pose...

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...but Jerry ran across the apron towards Tails to stop him! Tails saw him coming and gave him a BRUTAL kick across the skull from his position as he neared, sending Jerry off the apron! Tails frowned before turning back to Tom...

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...who shot up and pushed Tails' legs from under him! Tails got crotched on the top turnbuckle, his face contorted in pain from it. Tom shook his head before climbing up the turnbuckle to meet Tails. He nailed a few rights to the skull of the fox before placing his arms over his head, and set him up for a Superplex...

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...Knuckles suddenly ran in and placed his head between Tom's legs! He backed up with Tom on his shoulders in an Electric Chair, the cat being stunned! Tom tried to get out of it by nailing rights to the echidna's skulls, but Knuckles fought through the pain and kept him on his shoulders! As Tom did this, Tials recuperated, and managed to stand on the turnbuckle. He sized up Tom, dived off as the cat looked up...

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...AND TAILS AND KNUCKLES HIT A DIVING CROSSBODY/ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP COMBO!

"OH SHIT! Tom just got dropped in the absolute worst way with a Legion of Doom inspired by double team!" Church stated.

"OH CRAP! Tom can't kick out of that! Damn you, you Sonic Heroes!" Sarge cursed.

Tails hooked the leg as he was on top of Tom!

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JERRY RAN IN AND KICKED TAILS IN THE SKULL!

"What the...OH THANK YOU JERRY! I knew you were my hero for a reason!" Sarge cheered.

"I thought Mario was your hero, Sarge..." Church raised an eyebrow under his helmet.

"Bah, you could never understand Reds anyway!" Sarge waved off.

Tails rolled off Tom, completely knocked for a loop as Knuckles ran at Jerry and threw a clothesline, but Jerry ducked it. Knuckles turned around, and got a Jumping Knee to the jaw as a result. Knuckles fell to the mat as Jerry quickly climbed up a turnbuckle, and stood on top as Knuckles got up, and went for a Diving Hurricarana...

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...Knuckles held on though! And with his strength, lifted him back straight up on his shoulder for the Deep Impact...

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...but Jerry rolled through it and rolled up Knuckles in a Sunset Flip! Knuckles himself rolled out of it and Jerry flipped over onto his feet! The two ran at each other, and Jerry quickly got behind the echidna, grabbed him in an Inverted Facelock...

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...AND HITS THE SAVING GRACE!

"Saving Grace! Saving Grace out of nowhere! This Tag Team Title Match has broken down!" Church said.

"But it's broken down in the best way! Why? Because Jerry is kicking ass! That's why!" Sarge stated.

Jerry stood up and shouted "THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!" as the crowd booed him. Jerry turned around...and right into a Rolling Wheel Kick from Tails! Jerry fell to the mat and stumbled up to his feet, and Tails nailed him with Double Knees to the back that sent him into the corner. Jerry turned around and slumped in the corner and Tails ran at him for a Stinger Splash, but Jerry moved out of the way. Tails hit the turnbuckle instead, and Jerry grabbed him and lifted him up for a Suplex...

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...but Tails landed behind Jerry...and Tom suddenly grabbed him and nailed an Inverted Facelock Backbreaker out of nowhere! Tom held on and lifted him up, and transitioned and lifted him up into a Back Suplex. Tom held him up as he turned around, and Jerry grabbed the head...

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...AND THEY NAIL A BACK SUPLEX/NECKBREAKER COMBO!

"Oh man, did you see that?! The teamwork of Tom and Jerry was impeccable and flawless right there!" Church said.

"Of course it was! They are Team 2D! Tom and Jerry beat practically every other team out of the water!" Sarge stated. "And now Tails..."

Tom quickly hooked the legs!

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TAILS KICKS OUT AT 2.99!

"You Just Got...WHAT?! Explain to me how in the damn hell Tails kicked out of that! EXPLAIN!" Sarge demanded.

Tom and Jerry looked stunned at the kick out before anger overtook them! Jerry stood up and the two looked each other before nodding at each other as Jerry picked up Tails and the two shouted...

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..."NON-STOP VIOLENCE!" The crowd booed loudly as they knew what was coming! Jerry whipped Tails into the ropes as the two got into position! Tails bounced off the ropes...

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...Jerry lifted him up by the legs...

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...Tom jumped up to grab the head...

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...BUT TAILS GRABBED TOM'S HEAD AS THEY WENT FOR THE NSV AND QUICKLY ROLLED HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE! Jerry was stunned but was quickly pulled out of the ring by Knuckles!

"WAIT WHAT THE HELL?! TAILS HAS TOM IN A SMALL PACKAGE!" Church exclaimed.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT?!" Sarge shouted.

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"HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM!" Church shouted.

"WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?!" Sarge exclaimed.

("Sonic Heroes" by Crush 40)

"Here are your winners...and STILL UCA World Tag Team Champions...Tails and Knuckles!"

Tails let go of Tom and stood up in a midst of joy as Tom sat up in complete shock, wondering what just happened! Knuckles slid into the ring and hugged his friend as the ref grabbed the belts and handed them the title belts. The two grabbed them and climbed up the turnbuckles and raised the titles high as the crowd cheered loudly for them, all the while Jerry stood on the outside and Tom still sat in the ring, shocked at what just transpired.

"What the hell just happened?! Dirty Blue, I demand you tell me what I just saw! Because I don't understand!" Sarge stated.

"I'll tell you what happened Sarge: Tails found a GREAT counter to the NSV, and rolled Tom up! And with Knuckles pulling Jerry out, Tails was able to get the three! Tails and Knuckles are STILL World Tag Team Champions!"

"I can't believe it! This is a complete travesty! I demand a recount! I demand a restart! Team 2D can't lose here!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails and Knuckles continued to pose for the crowd on the turnbuckles before getting off and turning around...

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...AND GET TAKEN DOWN WITH STEREO CLOTHESLINES FROM TEAM 2D!"

"HEY?! What the hell are those assholes doing?!" Church questioned.

"They are pissed and getting their retribution, that's what they are doing!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tom and Jerry rained down fists and stomps on the two anthros with pissed off looks on their faces! They were unrelenting as Tom picked up Knuckles, and nailed him with a Release Powerbomb, while Jerry picked up Tails and nailed him with a Jumping DDT! Tom picked up Knuckles once more and threw him INTO THE STEEL POST SHOULDER-FIRST! Knuckles fell out of the ring, and Jerry picked up Tails...AND NAILS A MOUSE TRAP!

"These two damn assholes! The fact that they lost this Tag Team Title Match, combined with the fact they lost the UWE Duos Titles as UWE Barely Legal, has sent them over the edge! And now they are taking out it on the champs! The sore losers!" Church said.

"Hah, what do you expect?! They deserved to win, not Tails and Knuckles! And now they are getting exactly what is coming to them!" Sarge stated.

Tom and Jerry nodded towards each other as the crowd booed them viciously. Jerry picked up Tails as Tom got behind him. Jerry grabbed the legs of Tails...

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("Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple)

"Oh shit!" Church exclaimed.

The crowd exploded as Tom and Jerry looked at the stage as the Elrics ran down the ramp full speed! Jerry let go of Tails as the Elrics slid in and began brawling with Team 2D!

"The Elrics! It's the Elrics! They've made the save for the Champs! And you can bet they want payback for what happened last week!" Church said.

"Dammit, those damn Elrics have no business being out here! This has nothing to do with them!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd was going crazy as the two teams brawled with each other in the ring! Al and Tom traded blows in the ring, and Ed and Jerry were beating the crap out of each other! Tom suddenly kicked Al in the knee, and placed him between his legs, and lifted him up for a Powerbomb...but Al landed on his feet in front of Tom, grabbed his head and ran up the turnbuckle...AND NAIL THE ARMOR CHANGER! Tom rolled out of the ring as Ed was nailing fist after fist on Jerry! He tried for an Equivalent Exchange, but Jerry reversed and tried for a Mouse Trap! Ed threw him off though, and Jerry rolled onto his feet...AND AL NAILED HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI! Jerry stumbled on his feet...AND GOT NAILED WITH AN AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE! Ed stood up and roared passionately as the crowd was chanting their names! Ed looked and shouted at him "AL...FMA!" Al nodded and went to the apron!

"Oh boy, they are going for THEIR trademarked double team finsiher! The FMA! The Fullmetal Alchemist! Jerry's about to enter a world of pain!" Church said.

Ed picked up Jerry and dragged him to the corner, and held him up in a Neckbreaker position as Al climbed up to the top. Al stood tall, and was about to dive off...

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...BUT TOM PULLED JERRY OUT OF THE RING BY THE LEG BEFORE THEY COULD CONNECT! Tom held onto Jerry as they backed up the ramp to loud boos.

"Oh thank God for Tom! Thank God! I don't know what we do without him!" Sarge said.

"Tom just saved Jerry's ass and now they are in full retreat! This night did NOT go the way they wanted, but after last week, they DAMN SURE had it coming!" Church said.

The Elrics glared at the cat and mouse as Al got off the turnbuckle, and Knuckles slowly rolled back into the ring, helping up his friend and partner. The Elrics saw the two anthros and picked up their titles and walked over to them. Tails and Knuckles looked at the brothers through their pain...who proceeded to hand their belts back to them. Tails and Knuckles took them as the Elrics nodded at them simply before turning their attention back to Team 2D, who glared at them angrily from the stage before going to back, the two teams in the ring glaring back at them.

"The Elrics managed to save Tails and Knuckles from certain disaster, but Team 2D aren't going to be happy with this! This made them even MORE angry! Things are going to reach a boiling point soon enough! But at the end of the day, Tails and Knuckles are still champions!" Church said.

"Oh trust me, Team 2D won't take this lying down, I can damn sure assure you of that! And when they are done, Team 2D will get their vengeance! No doubt about it!" Sarge proclaimed.

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The camera goes to the backstage interview area, where we see Simmons with a mic ready for an interview.

"Man...sorry Sarge! I KNOW Team 2D should have won! They should have! Don't worry, they'll bounce back and prove why you have placed their faith in them, sir!" Simmons sucked up. "Now it's time for the next interview of the night! I give you my guest tonight, "The Koopa King" Bowser!"

The crowd exploded into thunderous boos as Bowser walked onto the scree with a scowl on his face.

"Now Bowser, yo-"

Simmons was interrupted as Bowser throttled him AND CHOKESLAMMED HIM! Bowser glared down at Simmons before grabbing the mic and staring straight into the camera before speaking.

"I don't need to say anymore than this. Tonight...Sonic pays for his crimes against me. Tonight...I destroy that damn hedgehog once and for all. Then...I go onto Last Stand, where I WILL become World Heavyweight Champion inside the Elimination Chamber! Then I will main event Final Clash, defeat Matt Ishida, and usher in the Bowser Era once and for all! And if you don't like that...then I DARE you to stop me! I dare you...because all that will happen to you...is you get sent to a hospital."

Bowser dropped the mic and walked away with the scowl still on his face, Simmons completely laid out from the Chokeslam.

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"Short...sweet...but damn sure effective. With just a few words, Bowser sent a message that everyone will take to heart...he's on a rampage, and it won't stop until he rules this company as champion." Church said.

"Poor, poor Simmons...but! Sacrifices must be made, and Simmons made to help Bowser make his point clear! Simmons, I applaud for the sacrifice you made for the good of all Reds!" Sarge saluted.

"Ummmmmm...yeah..." Church sweatdropped. "Whatever Sarge...in any case, Sonic vs Bowser for the final Chamber spot tonight. So many emotions are going to be running wild in that match, and only one can win."

"It will be one hell of a match for sure, I'll admit! And it will be won by Bowser for sure! That much I know!" Sarge stated.

("Hero" by Pop Evil)

The crowd booed loudly as the music played loudly, and out came Ben Tennyson, cocky smirk and all. He smirked out to the crowd who only booed him even louder, but Ben acted as if he didn't even notice them as he held his hands out in an arrogant pose and made his way down the ramp. He entered the ring and demanded that a mic be given to the "hero."

"Here comes Ben Tennyson, and for the past week, everyone has been wondering...Why? Why did Ben Tennyson screw Senji over last week and leave him laying last week? I've sure as hell been wanting to know why, since those two have had BARELY any prior interaction before this."

"The lazy and expendable Grif tried to get an explanation, but as usual, Grif failed in terrible fashion." Sarge shook his head. "However, Ben promised every one explanation on this show, and the time has come! And I can't wait to see what Senji did that caused the hero to do this!"

"Oh please, Senji didn't do A DAMN THING from what I know! He did nothing! Ben better have a damn good explanation...then again, that's pretty hard knowing how asshole-ish he is." Church deadpanned.

Ben stood in the middle of a ring with a smirk on his face before raising the mic to his lips.

"Hello, fans of UCA." Ben began with a smirk as the crowd booed him. "Now I'm sure I don't need an introduction since you all know who I am...but I'll give you one anyways. The name's Ben Tennyson. Former UCA World Champion, 2007 Mr. Money in the Bank, former UCA Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion. Future WWE: Animated Hall of Famer, and two-time and current CCW Magnus Champion! I am the hero of UCA, CCW, WWE, NCW, CAWF, TCW...and quite frankly, the UNIVERSE!" The crowd was booing the hell out of Ben as he smirked cockily at them. "I know...I know people...quite impressive isn't? No need to fawn over my accomplishments. It's just what a hero does after all...be the best at everything he does. And not only that, but a hero also saves people, companies, lives, titles, the world, and even the universe...which I have all done! I am a savior, the ultimate hero, and I have proven it time and time again! And I know you people appreciate it!" The crowd chanted "SCREW YOU BEN! SCREW YOU BEN!" as Ben continued to smirk. "But now...I find myself being called once more as a hero. I find my services once again needed. For I have seen a cancer in UCA that threatens to bring this company down, and as your hero, I MUST save UCA before it's too late! The cancer's name...Senji Kiyomasa."

The crowd was booing even louder as the hero chuckled. "Believe me people, it IS true! I meant it when I said my actions last week were not because Senji said wrongful things about me or eliminated me from the Rumble! No, they had me take a closer, focused look at Senji, and it made me see just how much of walking death he is to UCA! He's considered a rising star by UCA, a future World Champion, and a possible main-eventer...and that's the worst thing that could happen here! Because face the facts...Senji is a formerly convicted CRIMINAL! This guy is a former Death Row Inmate, thrown into Deadman Wonderland, a prison that only the worst of the worst in Japan go to! The crime this guy went to prison for was one of the worst! And he's a Deadman! And Deadmen like him are freakin' bloodlusted monsters who only care about fighting and killing! Who knows how many poor bastards he killed in the prison for no reason?! He's an animal! Senji Kiyomasa...is a public relations nightmare! The moment he becomes World Champion...it will bring bad press to this company! Terrible publicity! It'll get the likes of TMZ, FOX, CBS, and more to crap on this company! He'll bring to UCA a image that it will never recover from! And he'll try to turn this company into nothing but a bloodbath where all we do is beat the crap out of each with weapons, and cause each other to bleed buckets and become monsters like him! Hell, he'll turn this place into another ECW and cause us to go out of business because of it!" The crowd was absolutely LIVID at the disrespect Ben showed to ECW, and his comments about Senji, chanting "BULLSH*T! BULLSH*T!"

Ben just shook his head with a smirk before continuing. "And as a hero of the universe, and a man who LOVES UCA...I can't stand by and let that happen! It actually surprises me that I didn't see it for all these years! But now that I do, I am going to save UCA from the cancer! I am going to be the hero of this company, and keep it from falling in the gutter! I am going to end his rise, his reign, and his career! And you won't need to thank me! Because it'll all be just another day in the work of a he-"

("Bring It" by Trapt)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Tennyson looked annoyed, and Senji appeared on the stage, a disbelieving look on his face as he held the Hardcore Title in his hand. With a mic in hand, Senji came down the ramp and entered the ring, still looking at Ben disbelievingly.

"Oh boy...Senji's here, and from the look on his face, I don't think he really likes Ben's explanation!" Church stated.

"Why? Because he is right on so many things? Senji should suck it up and admit that he's just a no good criminal!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Hey, look who it is, the criminal that threatens the very life of UCA with his presence!" Ben stated. "What are you doing here?"

"...Did I really just hear all of that? I mean, are you REALLY serious?! THAT is your damn reasoning for screwing me over last week?!" Senji asked, his tone one of disbelief. Senji then shook his head. "I have heard a lot of bullshit things over my life...but that may just take the case right there." The crowd cheered as Ben frowned. "You mean to tell me...you are out for me because I'm a "criminal" and you are a "hero"? Well time for some reality that you likely overlooked, punk! I was once a police officer! Yeah! I actually held upheld the law before, and actually stopped criminals! And the only reason I went to Deadman Wonderland was because I was FRAMED for a crime, and my case was sabotaged by that bastard Tamaki so I could end up in Deadman Wonderland for his sick Carnival Corspe deals! Did I kill some people? Yeah, I did, I won't deny, but it was either kill or be killed in there! They tried to kill me, so I killed them in order to survive! Besides, the bastards in charge of that place did a lot worse to me than what we did to each other! Hell..." He pointed to the eyepatch he had. "My EYE got pulled out of its socket while I was still CONSCIOUS because I lost a Carnival Corpse! No person should have to go through that, though that's the shit that I got used to down there! You just don't get it...the charges against me...they were CLEARED! My slate was wiped clean when Deadman Wonderland finally got brought down, and I was released from that hellhole with a new start! I am no saint, I'll tell that without hesitation...but I am DAMN SURE no true criminal!"

"Oh bravo, your charges were 'cleared,' is that so?" Ben said mockingly. "Please, it's likely you were only cleared of them after all this time was because the government over there wanted to make themselves look like saints by releasing everyone from there, no matter how guilty they were...like you! After all, the image was created that this Tamaki framed everyone when in reality...people like you did those crimes in every manner, and they were forced to release you! It's quite sad really...because your eye getting pulled out...you deserved every bit of it! Deny it all you want, but I know that it's the truth! And guess what...? As the hero, I am going to put an end to you once and for all before you can bring this company to a barbaric level, and cause everyone to look down on it! I'm the hero of the universe...and I will end you for good."

"There's another thing I wanted to talk about..." Senji stated. "You talked about the fact that I am some bloodlusted monster, an animal who only cares about fighting and killing...that I am going to bring bad press to the company...that's the pot calling the kettle black if I've ever heard of it. I mean after all, remember your work in CCW? How about we bring up the fact that you badmouthed an entire company and nearly put TWO companies out of business because of it? Or how about when you ran over a man just because you couldn't handle he ended your first Magnus reign so quickly? Or how about the stalking of girls that clearly hate you, yet you try to get into their pants?! Or my personal favorite, when you had a case of road rage, and assaulted, attacked, and RAPED a girl, and got sent to court! ...You call me a public relations nightmare...nah, YOU are the true public relations nightmare, Tennyson. At least I have morals and honor...unlike you, bastard. In my view...YOU are the bloodlusted monster after all the crap you have pulled not just in CCW, but in UCA, and everywhere else."

"Oh please! I was declared INNOCENT by a jury of peers with that case!" Ben exclaimed. "That proves that I didn't do it one damn bit! The jury doesn't lie! And you want to bring up all those little stupid deals from before? They are insignificant compared to what is going on right now! And that is YOU! A hero certainly isn't perfect...though I am damn sure close, but at least those things didn't kill companies like YOU will! I know your kind Senji...fought them before...wild, insane, always for the thrill of fight and will cause hurt to so much just for it. They are poison to those around them, and they will take everyone they can down with them in their pursuit of their little thrill rides! ...And you will take down UCA just to get the "best fight possible"...well, Senji Kiyomasa, too bad, because this hero is about to put you down FOR GOOD!"

"For the love of damn God, SHUT UP!" Senji shouted, earning loud cheers. "You got more of an ego than I thought! 'Hero'? Ben Tennyson, you may save lives, stop monsters, and even save the universe...but you are NO hero!" Ben frowned greatly as Senji continued. "Hell, I know people from Deadman Wonderland who are more heroic than you! Because you save things NOT to do the right thing...you do it for the ego trip. You want it because you want the credit, the fame, the recognition, that's all you want to be a 'hero' for these days Tennyson...you could give a damn less about what happened to the people as long as they kept putting you in the spotlight! Quite frankly...a kid like you PISSES ME OFF! And I am tired of your crap! You want to try and end me? Well, I don't back down from a fight, I welcome it! So how about this?! You...me...Last Stand! One-on-one!" Crowd exploded into loud cheers at this announcement. "And you know what...I'll even put my Hardcore Title on the line! What do you say kid?! Got the guts to actually step into the ring with me and go hardcore?!"

Ben stared into Senji's eyes and the two glared at each other for a few moments until Ben spoke up...

"You're on..." Ben accepted, causing the crowd to cheer loudly. "Six days time...I began the removal of Senji Kiyomasa...by taking away your title...See you Sunday, Deadman..."

Ben walked past Senji and exited the ring and up the ramp, with Senji watching him leave before speaking.

"...See you Sunday, Tennyson...I'll show what happens you mess with the Crow...Dead-Center..."

Ben looked back at Senji for a brief moment before walking to the back while Senji just scowled at the retreating hero before raising his Hardcore Title.

"Oh man...tensions really exploded here! Ben Tennyson thinks he's being a hero by attacking Senji, and Senji has taken a big exception to that! And now it's on...Ben Tennyson versus Senji Kiyomasa at Last Stand for the Hardcore Title!" Church said.

"I KNEW Ben had such a great reason for what he did! He's right! Senji's nothing more than some damn criminal! He should have stayed locked up in Deadman Wonderland where he belonged with the other dirtbags! Well at Last Stand, Ben corrects the wrongs!" Sarge stated.

"I find this whole situation with Ben nothing more than bullshit and just a way for Ben to feed his ego! But at Last Stand, there's no doub that it will be a fight! The 'hero' takes on the 'criminal' six days from now! Expect blood here!" Church said, but then he heard something through his headset. "Huh...? Wait! There's something going on backstage! Someone's requesting mic time! It's...Team 2D! Take us backstage right now!"

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The camera goes up to backstage area, where we see Team 2D practically yelling at several backstage hands to get the camera on them, shouting things like "GET US ON RIGHT NOW!" and "GIVE US MIC TIME OR YOU ARE DEAD!" Suddenly a backstage hand came up to them and told them that they were on, and Tom pushed the hand away and they both shouted "ABOUT DAMN TIME!" before turning to the camera angrily.

"This..is...F*CKING BULLSH*T!" Tom shouted. "Now I don't think you all need us telling...but we are pissed off! And we have good reason to be! At UWE Barely Legal, we lost our Duos Titles to the damn wastes of space known as Korruption! And tonight, we just lost our damn UCA Tag Team Title Match because of a STUPID ROLL-UP! We lost because of FLUKES! FLUKES! THEY GOT LUCKY! And to top it all of...those damn Elrics ONCE AGAIN get involved in our business when we made it clear they aren't on our level! They don't know when to leave well enough alone! Well we are tired of all this shit! We are Fiction Wrestling's greatest tag team ever! We are sixteen-time Tag Team Champions throughout this business! We deliver Non-Stop Violence in ways that make people cringe! We are better than this! We are tired of people getting fluke victories over us! We are tired of people thinking they are on our level! We are tired of what is rightfully ours being taken away from us! And most of all...we are tired of those goddamn Elrics!"

"Edward...Alphonse...you two have been thorns in our sides for long enough now!" Jerry said, equally as angrily as his partner. "Ever since you two decided to butt into our business, you have constantly tried to portray yourselves as our EQUALS! You have tried to portray yourselves as actually being BETTER than Team 2D! That you actually deserve Tag Team Titles! Reality check, you alchemists: YOU AREN'T! One fluke victory over us doesn't make you as good as us, and never will! We did what we did to you last week because you don't deserve jacksh*t! But you just had to go with the predictable 'payback' route, didn't you? You couldn't realize that you two are out of your league! Well if you want a fight, then WE'LL GIVE YOU A FIGHT! AND IT'S A FIGHT YOU TWO WILL REGRET EVER WANTING A PART OF!"

"It's been a LOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG time since we put someone through a table here in UCA...and if there were ever a time to change that, NOW would be the best time!" Tom stated angrily. "Elrics, if you got the BALLS to take the ass-whipping of a lifetime, then we challenge YOU to a match at Last Stand...but not just any match...A TAG TEAM TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH! Accept if you dare...because if you do, you'll be getting splinters before you know it!"

"And once we're done with you, we're going to get those UCA World Tag Team Titles!" Jerry proclaimed. "We're going to take back our UWE Duos Titles! And once we do, we'll show that we - not the Forces of Nature, not the Winchesters, not Korruption, not Corey and Dominic - WE are the greatest tag team in the business! UCA...Fiction Wrestling...GET READY FOR NON-STOP VIOLENCE!"

"And if you just hate that fact, then we got three words for ya..." Tom said as they stared into the camera angrily...

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"BURN... IN... HELL!"

Tom and Jerry then left angrily, intent on making people pay for all that's happened.

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"Tom and Jerry...Good lord, they ARE pissed, and look what came of it...a challenge laid down to the Elrics. Tag Team Tables, Elimination-style, at Last Stand...and if I know, the Elrics, they'll accept no doubt." Church said.

"And if they do accept, it will be the worst mistake of their lives! Team 2D are masters at using tables, they know how to put people through them! And with how they are...the Elrics would be signing a death sentence." Sarge stated.

"But the Elrics themselves are pissed at having their own shot ripped away! And they want to make Team 2D pay for their crap! Man, if they accept, it may be a war as tables and bodies are broken in six days!" Church said.

"Well, if they are smart, they won't accept...which they aren't, so get ready to see Elric destruction at Last Stand!" Sarge exclaimed.

("This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the opening guitar riff was played, and as the music picked up, Sonic came onto the stage. There was no cocky smirk, laid-back attitude, or smile on his face. Just a dark, focused expression on his face as he took a knee on stage and looked at an imaginary watch on his wrist. He then shouted "IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!" before shooting up to his feet and walking down the ramp, intensity in his step. He leaped onto the apron and then over the ropes before climbing up the turnbuckle and raising his arms high.

"The following contest is an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Station Square, weighing in at 210 lbs., "The Blue Blur" Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"Sonic is a hedgehog on a mission at this point! After being screwed big time at Royal Reckoning, Sonic wants retribution and he wants it bad! And he's going to start with Bowser tonight and then head onto the chamber!" Church said.

"Sonic dug his own grave here! He screwed Bowser out of a World Title, and now the Koopa King is going to demolish! You saw what he did to Simmons earlier! It'll be ten times worse for Sonic!" Sarge stated.

"But Sonic is of one different, somewhat disturbing mindset Sarge, and he wants to make Bowser pay big time for his part in what happened at Royal Reckoning before moving on to Mario." Church said.

("Indestructible" by Disturbed)

The crowd booed thunderously as Bowser came out, a scowl on his face. He stared down Sonic in the ring before raising his fist high, and throwing it down, triggering hellfire pyro. Bowser then stomped his way down the ramp before getting on the apron and stepping over the ropes. He glared angrily at Sonic who gave a glare of his own before Bowser raised his fist high to the loud boos from the crowd.

"And his opponent, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 403 lbs., "The King of the Koopas" Bowser!"

"Bowser is one pissed off turtle right now! This man has been hungering for the World Title and he thought he had it two weeks ago, but Sonic made sure that wasn't the case! And now it's going to culminate in a match for the final Chamber spot!" Church stated.

"Sonic should have just accepted his loss like the lowly hog he is and that his Blueness could never best Bowser and Mario's Redness! Now, he will face the wrath of the Koopa King...and be squashed into Blue goo!" Sarge proclaimed.

"Sarge, you sound like a damn idiot." Church deadpanned. "Well...in any case...Sonic and Bowser are looking to beat the crap out of each other for vengeance, and a shot at the World Title."

Sonic and Bowser stood off on opposite sides of the ring glaring at each other before the ref rang the bell. They both went towards each other, and Sonic ducked a grab from Bowser. Bowser turned around, and Sonic nailed a series of Shoot Kicks to the thigh of Bowser, trying to cut the big man down. Bowser pushed Sonic into the ropes and tried for a clothesline, but Sonic ducked it and when Bowser turned around, Sonic kicked him in the gut and began laying in vicious rights to his skulls. Bowser pushed him away once more, and Sonic ran at him again, but Bowser lifted him up into a Military Press. Sonic managed to land behind Bowser though, and when the turtle turned around, Sonic Dropkicked him in the knee. Bowser fell to a knee, and Sonic wasted no time in delivering vicious knees to the skull, as if trying to break open his head. After eight straight knees, Sonic bounced off the ropes to Bowser, and into a vicious Lariat from the Koopa King! Bowser wiped his hand over his face, growling at what Sonic did before standing over him, grabbed the head, and began to slam it repeatedly onto the mat over and over again before lifting Sonic onto his feet and nailing a Standing Side Slam!

"Sonic had an opening flurry going, but the power of Bowser comes into play! The Koopa King is NOT in a mood to mess around!" Church said.

"That's it, Bowser! Teach that damn Blue abomination what it means to mess with your awesome power! SQUASH HIM!" Sarge proclaimed.

Bowser picked up Sonic by the throat with both hands and threw him hard into the corner. Bowser then went to Sonic and proceeded to deliver repeated Shoulder Rams to him, driving his shoulder into the gut viciously. After nine Shoulder Rams, Bowser backed up and squashed Sonic with a Corner Clothesline, followed by a Short-Arm Clothesline! Bowser glared down at Sonic before putting his foot on Sonic's body and pressed it down, causing Sonic to writhe in pain. Bowser shouted at him "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING AWAY WHAT WAS MINE!" before stepping onto and over Sonic, his weight crushing Sonic as he did so. Sonic rolled onto his back, and Bowser immediately dropped an elbow across Sonic's back, inflicting more pain. He picked the hedgehog up to his feet, grabbed his throat with both hands, and lifted him up for a Chokebomb! But as he did so, Sonic lifted his knee up and struck Bowser in the jaw with it! Bowser let go of Sonic dazed, and Sonic backed up before nailing a Running Knee Smash on Bowser, which sent him reeling. Sonic then bounced off the ropes to Bowser, grabbed his head, jumped, and hitting a Jumping Tornado DDT!

"Sonic's back in the game! A well-time knee allowed him to get the big man down, but knowing Bowser, this won't keep him down for damn long!" Church said.

"You're damn right it won't! Bowser's too good for this to take him down! He'll shake this off and destroy Sonic!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser rolled acorss the ring in pain before slowly getting on to his knees, where Sonic caught him with a VICIOUS Shoot Kick across the skull! Bowser was dazed, and Sonic tried for a Homing Attack! Bowser moved away though in time, and Sonic landed on his feet! Bowser stood and tried for a Big Boot, but Sonic dodged it, causing Bowser to get crotched over the ropes! Bowser's face contorted in pain as Sonic backed up...

...and nailed a Single-Leg Dropkick to Bowser, sending him off the ropes and to the floor! Bowser managed to land on his feet and stumbled over to the barricade! Sonic retained his dark expression, glaring at Bowser on the outside before bouncing off the ropes and running towards him as Bowser turned around...

...AND SONIC HIT A SUICIDE DIVE ON BOWSER!

"Suicide Dive by Sonic! The hedgehog is willing to throw even his own damn body if it means getting retribution against Bowser!" Church said.

"This is just a simple setback! Bowser will still smear his Blue ass all over the ring! It's simply a way of life!" Sarge stated.

Bowser crashed against the barricade and sat down against it in pain as Sonic stood up, and had a look of intensity as the crowd cheered for him. Sonic, however, seemed to have not even noticed them as he glared down at Bowser who was standing up now against the barricade. Sonic grabbed Bowser's head and slammed it across the barricade. He then grabbed it and did it again, and again, and was unrelenting as he performed a Head Smash seven times. Bowser stood up in a daze, and Sonic nailed him with a Roundhouse Kick, staggering back into the steel post. With Bowser against it, Sonic ran at him...

...BOWSER LIFTED HIM UP AND THREW HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!

"HOLY SHIT! Bowser just threw Sonic like a damn torpedo into the steel post! He may be like Caboose and have damn brain damage!" Church said.

"He may be? Well...it would be fitting for him to go Caboose on all of us. It's where he belongs!" Sarge stated.

Sonic hits the steel post hard and fell down to the ground unmoving. Bowser wiped his hand over hiBowsers face and growled down at Sonic before picking him up, and nailing a Side Belly-to-Belly Suplex on the floor! Bowser picked up Sonic and threw him back into the ring! Bowser slid back in himself and covered Sonic!

"Bowser has Sonic covered in surprisingly the first pin of the match!" Church said.

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Sonic kicks out!

"Gah, stupid hedgehog. Should have stayed down when he had the chance." Sarge stated.

Sonic rolled over to his stomach, where we see he was now bleeding from the crash into the post. He got on all fours, but got nailed with a Double Sledge to the back by Bowser. Sonic cried out in pain, and Bowser picked him up proceeded to hit a Gutwrench Suplex on him! Bowser snarled down at Sonic before picking him up once more and lifting him onto his shoulder. He tried for a Running Powerslam, but Sonic managed to land behind the Koopa King. Bowser turned around, and nailed a Cap Kick across the skull, stunning the monster. Sonic then ran the ropes...

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...and into a Big Boot that nearly turned him inside out!

"Oh damn, what a Big Boot! Sonic practically got his head kicked off right there!" Church said.

"Hah! Score another point for the Reds!" Sarge exclaimed.

Bowser dropped down and made the cover!

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Sonic kicked out!

"But that point isn't enough to score the win!" Church said.

Bowser got to a knee and began raining down punches, further opening the wound on Sonic's forehead. Bowser then picked up Sonic, lifted him up over his head in a Military Press and slammed him down to the mat hard! Sonic arched his back in pain and Bowser dropped a leg across Sonic's throat! He then picked up Sonic and threw him into the corner. He backed up to the adjacent one, growled, and shouted "TIME TO DIE, RODENT!" before running full steam at Sonic...

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...and Sonic lifted his foot up, catching Bowser in the jaw! Bowser backed up in a daze, and Sonic took a small breather before getting on the second turnbuckle and diving off towards Bowser...but Bowser caught him on his shoulder! With a scowl, Bowser tried to ram Sonic into a corner...

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...but Sonic slid off Bowser's shoulder and tried to roll him up into a Sunset Flip Pin! Bowser backed up slightly, but his size and weight made sure he still stood up! He grabbed Sonic who was between his legs and lifted him back up to his feet in front of him. He tried for a clothesline, but Sonic ducked it, and Bowser turned around...

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...AND SONIC NAILED HIM WITH A PELE' KICK! Bowser was dazed on his feet before Sonic stood back up...AND NAILED A SECOND PELE' KICK!

"Two straight Pele's to the damn skull! Bowser's head must be ringing after those kicks!" Church said.

"Oh come on, there must be some sort of penalty for using two Pele's in a row!" Sarge said.

"Sarge, this is not football..." Church deadpanned.

Bowser fell down onto his back and Sonic made the cover!

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Bowser threw Sonic off of him!

"But it's not enough to keep the monster down!" Church said.

Sonic pushed himself up to his feet as blood still dripped down to his face. Bowser sat up, but Sonic ran at him and nailed a VICIOUS Shoot Kick across the skull that could be heard across the arena! It was as if Sonic tried to take his head off! Sonic glared down darkly at Bowser before getting on the apron and waiting on Bowser. The Koopa King slowly stirred and rolled onto his back, getting on all fours...

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...and Sonic struck with a Springboard Knee Drop to the back of Bowser's head! The crowd went "Oooohhh" at the impact as Bowser held the back of his head!

"Damn this is vicious on Sonic's part! It truly is! This dark attitude is really showing itself!" Church said.

"I knew this damn Blue was dirty as hell! He should be fined for the crap he is doing to Bowser! It's inhumane!" Sarge exclaimed.

Sonic stood up and stood over Bowser's body and began to rain down vicious punches to the back of Bowser's skull, as if trying to crack it open. However, after several fists, Bowser slowly got onto all fours despite the fist. Suddenly, Bowser stood up and had Sonic on his back, much to the hedgehog's surprise! He then backed up, and crushed Sonic in a corner! Sonic slumped in it, completely hurt as Bowser walked out holding his head. Snarling, Bowser turned around and ran at Sonic, but the hedgehog moved away at the last second! Bowser hit the corner and turned around...

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...AND GOT NAILED WITH A DASH ATTACK!

"Dash Attack by Sonic out of nowhere! Sonic is fighting with all he's got! He's doing all he can to keep the big man down! He wants vengeance bad!" Church said.

"Well he ain't getting it! Bowser's too good for that! Come on Koopa King, shake off the pathetic attempts of the Blue Loser!" Sarge stated.

Bowser stumbled out of the corner and fell to a knee, and Sonic backed up with a scowl, before running at Bowser, and went for the Homing Attack...

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...and Bowser caught him on his shoulders! Sonic was stunned as Bowser with Sonic in Powerbomb position, and the hedgehog rained down fists on the head of Bowser, trying to get him to let go! But Bowser was not willing to let go...

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...he let out a mighty roar...

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...AND SONIC POKED HIM IN THE EYE! Bowser let go of Sonic as he held his eye in pain!

"What the hell?! How dare that blue rodent! He just poked Bowser in the eye! I call foul! REF!" Sarge stated.

"I don't believe it! Sonic played dirty! That's how BAD he wants to beat Bowser! That's not like him at all!" Church said.

Sonic dropped down in front of Bowser and nailed a Superkick to his jaw! Bowser stood dazed and Sonic ran at the ropes and Springboarded off of them...

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...AND INTO A SPEAR FROM BOWSER!

"GODDAMN! Bowser may have Speared Sonic in damn half! Sonic may be broken!" Church said.

"And Sonic..." Sarge stated.

Bowser pinned Sonic!

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SONIC KICKS OUT!

"You Just Got...Oh I HATE it when they kick out! Let me complete my one-liner!" Sarge demanded.

Bowser growled in anger and frustration before making a cutthroat gesture and grabs Sonic by the throat. He stands up and lifts Sonic to his feet and stares into his eyes before lifting him up...

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...AND SONIC DROPS BOWSER WITH A DDT MID-LIFT!

"DDT! DDT! Sonic dropped Bowser on his head out of nowhere!" Church said.

"Oh no! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Sarge chanted.

Sonic draped his arm over Bowser!

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BOWSER KICKS OUT!

"OH THANK GOD! Thank you Bowser for being a badass!" Sarge cheered.

"This has been back and forth! The speed and darkness of Sonic versus the power and anger of Bowser! Who's going to win here?!" Church questioned.

The crowd was loving this match as Sonic rolled off of Bowser and panted heavily, his face covered up in dried blood. The two wrestlers slowly made their way to their feet, and turned to each other...

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...AND THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM SUDDENLY RAN IN AND ATTACKED THEM BOTH!

"WHAT THE HELL?! THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM?!" Church exclaimed.

"MUSHROOM KINGDOM, WHAT ARE YOU GREAT REDS DOING?!" Sarge asked.

The ref called for the bell and threw the match out as Luigi attacked Sonic and Toad and Yoshi pounded away on Bowser! The two were tired and exhausted to fight back, and Luigi threw Sonic out of the ring and then exited the ring. He slammed Sonic's head against the announce table over and over before grabbing him and whipped him right into steel steps! He picked up Sonic, and then nailed a Side Slam on the floor! Meanwhile, Bowser was getting pounded by Toad and Yoshi in the ring! Bowser gritted his teeth and pushed the two away with his strength, he stood up, but got a low blow kick from Toad! Bowser gasped in pain as he held his lower regions, and Yoshi grabbed him, and nailed a Reverse STO! Toad then got onto the apron and clibmed the turnbuckle and nailed the Goomba Stomp on Bowser!

"DAMMIT! The Mushroom Kingdom took advantage of Sonic and Bowser being exhausted and attacked them! But why?! What point is there to it?!" Church stated.

"I don't know! I am as confused as you are, dirty Blue! I am just as confused! What is their reasoning?!" Sarge asked.

The Mushroom Kingdom all smirked at their work before Yoshi and Toad exited the ring and Luigi met up with them and they backed up the rampo. Bowser rolled onto his stomach and slowly got to his knees, scowling in pure anger, while Sonic managed to slide himself back into the ring and sat up, glaring at the Kingdom. Suddenly, the ring announcer spoke.

"Ladies and genetleman, this match has been ruled a no contest!" The crowd booed at this news.

"Wait...No contest?!" Church questioned.

("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)

The crowd booed thunderously as Mario came out onto the stage with his body bandaged, but less so than last week, and the World Title was over his shoulder, and he had a mic in hand. A cocky smirk graced his face, laughing at what he was seeing.

"Oh great, it's that damn Mario! And look at him, he's just loving what he is seeing right now you can tell! But what is he doing out here?!" Church questioned.

"Oh, I can't wait to see what Mario says! Everything he says is just pure gold!" Sarge stated.

"What a great match, you two. What a great match indeed. You two deserve an applause." Mario stated as he clapped mockingly. "You two really showed me and everyone why you two are so skilled in the first place, and why you are where you are today. You may have even shown the reason why Force gave you this shot. So that's why it was such a shame such a match between you two ended in this fashion. I know it must suck when something beyond your control just ruins everything for you, am I right? Well, in any case, it seems that the match was thrown out, and that neither of you really won. So I guess that means...NEITHER of you are going to the Elimination Chamber."

The crowd booed mercilessly as Mario smirked evilly, Bowser and Sonic glaring at him in the ring.

"Oh that son of a bitch! He planned this! That coward didn't want either Bowser or Sonic in the Chamber so he sent the Mushroom Kingdom out there!" Church exclaimed angrily.

"Hey, don't go accusing the Greatest Red Ever! You have no idea if he truly did do it! Stop being such a bitch!" Sarge stated.

"Oh well, it's how the cookie crumble sometimes, am I right?" Mario chuckled. "The only thing that can be done now is for you two to move on and accept that you two won't get title shots any time soon. Force will name someone else as the final man in the Chamber, and then I will go on and retain my title, showing why I am the Greatest Champion Ev-"

("Boom" by P.O.D")

The crowd cheered loudly as Mario, Sonic, Bowser, and the Mushroom Kingdom all turned to the entrance where we see Force the Fox come out with a mic in hand, standing beside Mario and looking at him with a frown on his face.

"Oh boy, it's Force, and I don't think he very much liked what just went down." Church said.

"I bet Force is out here to name the final man in the Chamber! He has to!" Sarge stated.

"Force, you are here! This is-a quite a surprise! I bet you are here to let everyone know who will be the final man in the Chamber aside from these two, am I right?" Mario asked.

Force just shook his head at Mario, still frowning before speaking. "You just never known when to stop, am I right? You just never stop. I put Bowser and Sonic in a match for this night after they both made legitimate claims to the final Chamber spot in order to settle it and for one of them to earn their ticket into it, and what do you do? You go off and send your damn Mushroom Kingdom to interfere in this match and make sure neither won it, all because you are scared of facing either of them in that structure. One would think you'd have learned your lesson after what happened after Royal Reckoning - but it seems you always have to try and get your way, huh? Well, Mario, I ain't letting you get your way this time. I said one of those two men would be heading into the Chamber, and I meant it! Either Bowser or Sonic are getting in, and that's final!"

Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom were livid as they shouted at Force to change it, but the fox stood his ground. Meanwhile, Bowser and Sonic just looked at all of this from the ring.

"Now, I wish I could truly restart the match and be done with this here and now, but unfortunately, there's not enough time on the show with all else scheduled for a restart." Force stated. "Plus, knowing you all, you would all just get involved again and try to get the match thrown out once more. But like I said, Bowser and Sonic will settle their differences, and I know how with the situation. In six days time, at Last Stand, it will be the King of the Koopas Bowser...facing the Blue Blur Sonic the Hedgehog...in a No Disqualification Match! There will be a winner, and that winner will go on later in the night to participate in the Chamber! Not the most perfect solution, but it's the best one under these circumstances! So what do you say, Bowser and Sonic? Willing to do this?"

Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom were still livid, but Sonic wasted no time grabbing a mic and going over to the ropes and shouting "YOU DAMN RIGHT I AM WILLING! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO GO THROUGH HELL TWICE! I'LL GET RETRIBUTION ON BOTH OF THESE BASTARDS! I ACCEPT, FORCE! I-"

Bowser tore the mic from Sonic, who glared at him as the Koopa King spoke. "Force...I am more than willing to do this...because no matter what...I will be World Champion...it's fact." Bowser then glared at Sonic, and the two engaged in a staredown.

"Well, then it's official, the No Disqualification Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match is on at Last Stand. Good luck you two..." Force was about to leave, but then turned around. "And Mario...next time...don't try to do something like this again...or I may do something to you. Good luck at Last Stand..."

Force then left for the back leaving an absolutely pissed Mario with his Mushroom Kingdom, as the plumber grabbed his hat and threw it down to the ground in anger. He turned to the ring, where he saw Bowser and Sonic continued to stare down until they slowly turned their attention to Mario, who then held his World Title close.

"Mario's plans AGAIN backfired! He tried to keep both men out of the Chamber, but that ain't happening! Now Bowser and Sonic will go to war in six days with no rules involved to get that last spot!" Church said.

"Oh, this is not a good time for Mario, not a good time at all." Sarge groaned. "He's trying to do all he can to make sure the Reds prevail, but he getting his legs cut from under him. Why must such a glorious Red suffer?"

"Because said Red is the ultimate asshole." Church deadpanned. "Mario's going to deal with one of those two whether he likes it or not, and man, does the Elimination Chamber promise to be hell on earth no matter the victor."

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UCA Rewind: Royal Reckoning 2012

The Rise of the Greatest Champion Ever

"The last Elimination Chamber Match to take place in UCA happened over a year ago at Royal Reckoning." Force recalled. "It would be the first time that the Chamber Match would take place at Royal Reckoning, as a way to put emphasis on the World Title as much as the Royal Rumble. To make it a night where truly, the last man standing would be practically guaranteed main-event spots for Final Clash. The field would be one of the most interesting in UCA Chamber history."

The chamber was shown in around the ring at Royal Reckoning, and suddenly clips flashed across the screen. Tom and Jerry walked down the ramp and entered the chamber, raising their hands and fingers in "V" signs; Crash Bandicoot stood on a turnbuckle and stared Tom who was inside a pod with a crazy look in his eyes; Cloud stood at the entrance of the Chamber with his usual scowl and brooding look before walking into it; Mario gloated in the ring wearing his signature cape, motioning that title was coming home to him; Sora leaped over the ropes with the World Title around his waist, and a cocky smirk.

"We are now here at one of the biggest matches in Royal Reckoning history: the Elimination Chamber Match for the World Title! With a field as unpredictable as this, there's no telling what will happen!" Church said.

"You had Team 2D, Tom and Jerry, who were getting a rare opportunity for one to become champion and likely to work as a team. You had Crash Bandicoot who was definitely an underdog many counted out but wanted his first UCA World Title. Then there was Cloud Strife who was screwed out of the World Title he had by Sora and Money in the Bank and wanted it back bad. Mario, the guy who returned awhile ago and was willing to do anything to get the World Title. And finally, Sora, the World Champ who let the World Title get to his head and held onto it for a few months. It was an interesting field, which promised to make for an interesting Chamber." Force stated.

Sora whipped Crash into the ropes and tried for a a Lariat as he came back, but Crash ducked it and ran the ropes once more. Sora then tried to catch Crash with a Back Elbow, but Crash ducked it as well. Crash bounced off the ropes once more and ran to Sora, but the Keyblade Warrior sidestepped Crash and threw him over the ropes. Crash managed to land on his feet on the steel grating though to awes from the crowd, and turned around...

...AND SORA LEAPED ONTO THE ROPES AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD OVER CASTLE ON THE STEEL GRATING!

Jerry tried to Suplex Cloud, but the SOLDIER Suplexed Jerry instead. Jerry stumbled up to his feet and Cloud proceeded to clothesline him over the ropes, but Jerry used the momentum to land on his feet on the steel grating. Jerry grabbed Cloud's head and Hotshot it across the ropes. With Cloud stunned, Jerry proceeded to climb the nearest corner...

...BUT CLOUD PUSHED HIM OFF AND JERRY LANDED HARD ON THE STEEL! Jerry cried out in pain as he held his side, and Cloud exited the ring and picked up Jerry, and lifted him up for a Powerbomb, but Tom suddenly came in and Chop Blocked Cloud in the leg! Cloud let go of Jerry, and the two grabbed Cloud and nailed a Double DDT on the steel! The two stood up and nodded toward each other before picking up a now busted open Cloud, and set him up, before lifting him up...

...AND DOUBLE POWERBOMBING HIM INTO THE CHAIN WALL!

Mario grabbed Crash's face and placed it against the chain link wall, and began scraping it across it. Crash gritted his teeth through the pain as Mario kept up the torture for twenty seconds before throwing Crash down to the floor. With a sneer, Mario picked up Crash and lifted him onto his shoulders! He was about to go for a Nintedozer, but Crash grabbed the chain wall and got off Mario's shoulder and climbed it! Mario tried to grab Crash, but Crash kicked him in the face, stunning him. Crash then readied himself...before leaping off the chain wall, wrapping his legs around Mario's head...

...AND SENDING MARIO INTO THE LEXAN POD WITH A HURRICARANA!

"No doubt about it, those six took it to each other inside the Chamber, all to become World Champion and to possibly punch a ticket to the main event of Final Clash. Great stuff...but the first elimination...man, was it a shocker..." Force admitted.

Jerry lifted Sora for a Back Suplex on the steel, but Sora landed behind Jerry and nailed an Enziguri to his skull as he turned around. Jerry stumbled around, and Sora grabbed him and lifted him for a Suplex, but Jerry landed behind Sora and pushed him into the ropes. Sora turned around and Back Body Dropped an incoming Jerry to the ring, but immediately caught Jerry with a Twisting Enziguri over the ropes. Jerry fell to the mat as Tom slowly recovered in the ring as well. Sora grasped the ropes as he waited for Jerry to get up, and then Springboared off...

...Jerry caught his legs in mid-air...dropped him into a Cutter from Tom..

...NON-STOP VIOLENCE CONNECTS! Tom quickly makes the cover on Sora!

1...2...3!

The crowd was stunned as Tom got off of Sora with a smirk!

"WHAT?! The World Champ is out?! Sora is the first one out! We are now guaranteed to have a new World Champion!" Church said.

"Even I must-a admit, I did NOT see that coming!" Mario stated. "The World Champion usually does a good job of making it to the-a final three at least! But...Team 2D's teamwork caught us all off guard...as such...that was the result..."

Cloud clotheslined down Jerry, and then Tom! He was fighting Team 2D as much as he could! He caught Tom with a Big Boot, and then Jerry with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! He then signaled for the end, and picked up Tom, and lifted him up for the Buster Blade (Overhead Gutwrench Backbreaker Rack DDT), but Tom suddenly caught him in the gut with a kick! Jerry landed behind Cloud, and nailed a Neckbreaker on him! The two then proceeded to beat the crap as they stomped and punched away at him. But as they did, they did not notice Crash climb up to the pod behind them and stood tall on it. Crash sized them up, and Team 2D turned around...

...AND CRASH NAILS A DIVING CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP OF THE POD ON TEAM 2D! Tom rolls out onto the steel grating in pain as Jerry is laid out. Crash held his stomach for awhile trying to recover before trying to crawl over to Jerry...

...BUT CLOUD GRABBED HIM AND DROPPED HIM WITH THE BUSTER BLADE! Cloud with the cover!

1...2...3!

Mario tried for a Nintendozer on Jerry, but Jerry got off of his shoulders and quickly dropped Mario with a Saving Grace! Tom ducked a clothesline from Cloud, grabbed him, and dropped him over the ropes with a Full Nelson Bomb onto the steel! Tom smirked while Jerry stomped down on Mario and dropped a leg across his throat. Tom nodded to Jerry and picked up Mario, holding him for Jerry! Jerry backed up to adjacent corner and ran full steam...

...MARIO MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! JERRY ACCIDENTALLY NAILED TOM WITH A BUSAKI KNEE KICK! Jerry was stunned as Tom was laid out, but that allowed Mario to roll him up from behind! Mario has a hold of the ropes!

1...2...3!

With Jerry eliminated and stunned from it all, Mario quickly covered Tom!

1...2..3!

"Team 2D's miscue and Mario's opportunistic ways allowed him to eliminate both members quickly, and that dropped it all to just two men." Force stated. "Cloud Strife and Super Mario...and they went at it in the final stretch all to become World Champion, but..."

Mario bounced off the ropes and ran right into a Sit-Out Spinebuster from Cloud! Cloud covers! 1...2...Mario kicks out! Cloud picks up Mario, but Mario throws Cloud into the second turnbuckle! Cloud was dazed, and Mario grabbed him and nailed a Bridging Dragon Suplex! 1...2...Cloud kicks out! Mario was frustrated as he picked up Cloud and nailed a Falcon Arrow on him! Mario then climbed up to the top, and sized up Cloud, diving off...

...AND CLOUD ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Mario held his stomach in pain as Cloud got on his knees, and signaled for the end! He picked up Mario, and lifted him up for the Buster Blade...

...but Mario suddenly poked him in the eye!

"Oh dammit! A poke in the eye! Cloud had him, but Mario took the cheap way out!" Church said.

"Hey, it's all legal, dirty Blue! Don't fauly him for playing by the rules!" Sarge stated.

Cloud let go of him and held his eye in pain and Mario quickly low-blowed him! Mario then lifted him onto his shoulder and nailed the Nintendozer! Mario then quickly climbed the turnbuckle, and dived off...

...AND HIT THE SUPER MARIO SPLASH!

"DAMMIT! THE SUPER MARIO SPLASH! DON'T TELL ME...OH COME ON!" Church said.

"Cloud Strife..." Sarge began.

Mario covered Cloud!

1...2...3!

"You Just Got Sarge'd! AND YEAH! MARIO'S WORLD CHAMPION!" Sarge stated.

"AH F*CK!" Church exclaimed.

"Here is your winner, and NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW UCA World Heavyweight Champion...SUPER MARIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO!"

The crowd was absolutely livid as Mario got off of Cloud and shouted "YEEEEESSSSS! THAT'S-A WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!" The ref then handed Mario the World Title and Mario raised it high and shouted "I AM THE WORLD CHAMPION! WORLD CHAMPION, BABY!" Mario celebrated all around the ring as the chanted "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" before Mario climbed a turnbuckle and raised the title high.

"Mario used every dirty trick he had to win the World Title on that night, and he could get away with it because it was No DQ inside the Chamber. He survived all five others, and won the World Title, and then go on to main event Final Clash...I'm sure you know what happens there..."Force stated.

"On that night...I proved to everyone why I was the best. I took my rightful place back on top of the UCA mountain, and haven't let go of it since. Last year, I began a reign that would shatter records and turn everyone's heads around. Over one year ago, I showed everyone...why I am the Greatest Champion Ever...and no one has or will be able to prove me wrong." Mario smirked.

The last shot is Mario standing on a turnbuckle with the World Title over his shoulder, pointing to the Final Clash sign with a smirk.

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A/N: YES! Finally! I finally finished this chapter! I am sorry for the long wait guys, but inspiration and motivation decided to leave me for some stupid reason. I know, I know, it sucks, but at the least, I finally managed to get my stuff together and churn out this chapter. Man, they are so long these days aren't they? Well, in any case, Last Stand got a big overhaul through here, with four new matches added to the card. It promises to be one hell of a PPV for sure.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I would appreciate it if you all left reviews for me. Reviews are loved! So review...or suffer...*crazy look in eyes* ...Until next time, my friends!