Universal Character Association: Week 7
The scene changes to the backstage area, where we see Tucker with a mic, ready to interview.
"Hello people, it's the Tucker, ready to blow your minds! And guess what? I'm where I belong! Interviewing the ladies!" Tucker said with an attempt at a smooth tone...to no avail. "And who else will get the piece of Tucker but-"
Tucker was interrupted when he was grabbed by the collar and pulled face-to-face with a scowling Lightning, who had her title over her shoulder.
"Tucker...let me make this clear...you either keep your hands and lewd remarks to yourself...or I will take my gunblade, and shove it up your ass...and then Souichi can run you over with his RR Mach 10. Got it?" Lightning asked.
Tucker gulped in absolute fear before nodding slowly. "R-R-Roger..." He stammered.
Lightning then let go of Tucker and took her place on the interview set, tapping her foot as she waited for the question to be asked. Tucker composed himself before continuing.
"Ummmmmmmm...well...Lightning in six days time, you will face your toughest test ever that puts Royal Reckoning to shame as you defend your Women's Title in a Six-Pack Challenge And unlike the Elimination Chamber, this will be one fall to a finish. So you don't have to be pinned to lose the title. All the challengers are now set, and anything can happen. Any final thoughts before the big match?"
"You know...I heard earlier that Tifa wasn't here tonight...that she was taking the week off, and said that for now, the Women's Scene didn't concern her, though she was coming for me after Last Stand. Tch...more like she couldn't handle the fact that she wasn't featured right now and had to leave so she could up with some way to get back into spotlight, which is obvious at this point trying to get to me. Typical of her...so typical. She can't accept that I beat her at Royal Reckoning, and now she's trying to stay in the thick of things when it's best for her to just get out. Tch...well after Last Stand, I will deal with her promptly and make sure she stays out of the picture...permanently."
"And as for my match...it just seems you get past one obstacle, and a bigger one stands in my way. I survive a Triple Threat, and now I must go through a Six-Pack Challenge. I fight off two challengers, now I deal with five. It's like Force these days is TRYING everything he can to get me to lose this title! It's really frustrating to be dealt this shit over and over again. But as unhappy as I am, I am going to still walk into the match and fight. There's no point in moping around it, I am just going to do what I do and that's take down anyone in my way and retain my title. And the five challengers...there are good, but not good enough to beat me."
"There's Peach, the damsel in distress who is just as bad as her overrated husband and who I PINNED at Royal Reckoning! Her time's up and if I beat her then, I beat her now! Then you have Mandy, an evil little girl who's calculating and vicious in every move that she does. She has practically no emotions, but the thing is, she has not been relevant up until now, and the only reason she's even in this match right now is because of me. Dealing with her will be easy as I am not so stupid as to fall for her stupid plans. Then there's Green, the supposed greatest UCA female next to Mars. Six-time Women's Champion, longest-reigning, future Hall of Famer...and quite frankly, a woman past her prime! She comes back, and beats Daisy, and thinks she's still a somebody? Anybody can beat Daisy, and quite frankly, you don't DESERVE a shot at this belt. You don't have it anymore, and it's going to show at Last Stand. Then there's Kiva, the upstart rookie that's starting to gain momentum. I admit, she's got skill, and she isn't like the others, but she dares to defy the Rookie Revolution? To take a generous offer and throw it back into my face insultingly? Kiva, you may not be a vet, and admittedly, you are a good someone to actually take over those who stay for too long, but for what you said, I am going to make sure that you won't get a title reign off of me. And then there's..."
Lightning trailed off as she saw someone offscreen...
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...and it was none other than Hinata Hyuuga. The crowd cheered loudly as Hinata stared down with Lightning, and you could feel the tension in the air.
"...Me...right?" Hinata questioned, not taking her eyes off of Lightning.
"Yeah...you...and trust me...compared to the others...I know you best...what we went through last year...it's still known to me more than you can imagine...it's what led me...to this." Lightning held the Women's Title close to Hinata's face. "And I haven't let go of it since. And now here you are again...? Trying to get it back? Well let me tell you this, Hinata Hyuuga...I am not going to part with this, especially to you. I don't care if it is a Six-Pack Challenge...you WON'T take this from me...none of you will. The Rookie Revolution is on a roll, and it doesn't matter what fools like Sackboy, Jesse Alvarez, Tifa Lockhart, Korra, and the like say about us. We won't be stopped...and this title is staying with us."
Hinata remained silent for awhile until she spoke up. "The summer and fall of 2012...you and I fought each other...went at each other's throats for THAT..." Hinata stated as she pointed to the title Lightning held. "That title...meant the world to me, more than it would most others after I fought for such a title for so long. And then, you, the rising rookie came after me and my title. We went back and forth, as things got more heated between us...we put on clinics...we put on shows...hell, fans voted our rivalry the UCA Female Rivalry of the Year last year, and we put on the UCA Female Match of the Year at Metal Mayhem...and at the end of it all...you took that title and walked away from it all with it. I won't deny that you got the better of me at the end of it all...but now...after months...I got a second chance of getting back my dream! Of once again becoming the Women's Champion, and even going to FINAL CLASH as Champion! And I am NOT going to let it go to waste! Last Stand...six days from now...for one night, our rivalry will be rekindled, and I am not going to run away or give up! That is my nindo! MY NINJA WAY! And Lightning...if I have my way...Last Stand...will be payback time."
Lightning glared at Hinata before getting in her face. "Try your damn hardest, Hinata...I wouldn't expect anything less...but no matter if it's you, Kiva, Mandy, Green, or Peach...I am going to give every single one of you Lightning Strikes. Because you see unlike SOME PEOPLE...I give a damn about the cause of the RR, and I am going to make sure it's a cause that will be completed. If I have to make you a casualty of the Rookie Revolution, I will. This stays with me, dammit, and no Hyuuga Heiress is going to change that. Put the whole world against me if you must...I am perfectly fine with that. Hell...it wouldn't be the first time such a thing happened to me if you know what I mean. Either way, I am winning. And if you hate that...well, I just don't care."
"...Better hold onto that title real tight Lightning...because I am coming for it...I am coming for my dream...and I will fight like hell to get it." Hinata stated.
The two engaged in a staredown that they kept going before Lightning walked away with Hinata watching her leave. Hinata turned to leave...
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...and was met with Kiva! The girl from the future stared into the eyes of a surprised Hyuuga before speaking. "Hinata...I respect you and how hard you work...but unlike you or any other girl in this match...I have NEVER held the Women's Title, and rookie or not, I am going to rectify that at Last Stand. I have managed to build myself up for the past few weeks, and it's going to pay off in six days. And if you get in my way...consider an XLR in your future."
Kiva then left while Hinata just sighed before watching as Kiva left, before nodding in understanding at what was heard.
The scene changes to another backstage area, where we see Green walking down the hallways with a big smile on her face, but then Mandy suddenly walked up to her and stood side-by-side. The two faced off with each other for several seconds before Mandy looked at something behind Green. Green turned around, and saw a Final Clash poster. Mandy looked at Green emotionless and spoke.
"I'm going there, Poke-fool...and it's obvious, that you and four other girls will become tragedies when I am through with you. I have a chance to turn everything around, and you, a girl who just came back, is not going to stop me. Evil...you will know the true face of it when you and and the others face me. The Women's Title comes back to me...and when it does...nobody is taking it from me..."
"Heh...didn't know you had a sense of humor, Mandy...you really are such a riot..." Green smirked. "I mean, you becoming Women's Champion...biggest joke of the century. Lookie here, you are smart, you are calculating, and you are cunning. You are all of that. But the thing is...so am I. And I've come back with a purpose, Mandy. I'm here to make a comeback, and well, becoming Women's Champ for a record seventh time is a good way to do that."
"Hmph...you don't know smart I am, Green...I have the GRIM REAPER himself under my control...I've been to the top before, and I will get there once more. Last time I entered Final Clash as champion, I lost to...Gaz..." Mandy growled. "And I plan on making up for that failure this year by entering as Champion and WINNING. If you think you can stop me...well, then it's obvious years of getting dropped on your head have made you as stupid as Billy."
"Nice Mandy, very nice...but here's the deal: I've been in this type of situation, and I have managed to come out victor before such times. Put the Rookie Revolution in my path. I'll stop it in it's track. Girl from the future? I'll make sure that the present is known as the place to be. Arrogant princess I've beaten before? Consider that someone I can easily handle. Hyuuga heiress? I like her, but I know my experience and appliance of it will put me ahead. And the evil little girl...?" Green suddenly smirked. "Bitch please, I've seen eviler. At Last Stand, I remind everyone why I am one of the best ever, bar none. Catch you later, Mandy."
Green tipped her hat before walking off with Mandy scowling at the retreating Poke-trainer.
"Man...the Women's Division is really heating up with the Six-Pack Challenge just days away! Every woman is vying for the top prize! They all want to be the one to enter Final Clash as Women's Champion, and you can tell how much that means to each woman." Church said.
"The Women's Title is as much in the air as the World Title right now!" Sarge admitted. "Such a hungry batch of competitors of all kinds! It's like war is about to break out between so many sides! ...BUT THE REDS SHALL PREVAIL!"
"Sarge, why must you always put everything in Red vs Blue context?" Church asked.
"...BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS IN THAT CONTEXT!" Sarge shouted.
Church sighed in frustration. "In any case, this Six-Pack Challenge promises to be chaotic and wild as everyone guns for the richest prize in the Women's Division."
("One-X" by Three Days Grace)
The crowd gave out loud cheers as Jak and Ratchet came out onto the stage, Ratchet having a blue cloth over his body while Jak was behind him with his Vulcan Fury with him. Ratchet crouched down onto the stage before standing up, throwing the cloth off him and pyro exploding on the stage in unison while Jak fired off his Vulcan Fury into the air to machine-gun pyro for a few seconds before the two made their way down the ramp. Jak placed his gun on the outside before he and Ratchet entered the ring.
"The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the Sony Saints, from Haven City and Veldin respectively, at a combined weight of 468 lbs., Jak and Ratchet!"
"Jak and Ratchet are back in action and looking to rebound from their loss to Team 2D last week! Also, Ratchet looks to gain momentum as he heads into the Cruiserweight Gauntlet this Sunday!" Church said.
"Oh these losers, they will fail just like they did last week! As if the damn Saints are actually any good!" Sarge stated. "They lost last week, they'll lose this night...losing is in their blood!"
"Stop being a biased prick, Sarge." Church deadpanned. "In any case, this isn't just about momentum, this is also about getting some payback."
("Give Me a Sign" by Breaking Benjamin)
The crowd booed loudly as Luigi and Yoshi came out onto the stage. Luigi smirked as Yoshi stood beside him with a very serious look on his face. Luigi slapped Yoshi in the chest before pointing to the ring and saying "Let's get them, Yoshi!" and Yoshi nodded in agreement before they both made their way down the ramp and entered the ring. Luigi climbed the turnbuckle and looked out to the crowd while Yoshi stood in the midlde of the ring.
"And their opponents, representing the Mushroom Kingdom, from Brooklyn, New York and Yoshi Island respectively, weighing in at a combined weight of 530 lbs., Luigi and Yoshi!"
"Last week, Sly was attacked backstage after he made some comments about Mario and his chances in the Chamber." Church said. "A red mushroom was left in the room, and we ALL knew who it was from that. So this match was made for that issue to be settled. And this isn't the first time we've seen these two tonight."
"Yeah, Luigi and Yoshi along with Toad interfered in the match between Sonic and Bowser OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL!" Sarge stated emphatically. "But that's not important...what's important is that Luigi and Yoshi are about to pulverize the Saints tonight!"
"I don't know Sarge...Ratchet and Jak look ready to get some payback, and Luigi and Yoshi are still reeling from a loss at Royal Reckoning. So it's anyone's ball game here." Church stated.
It was decided that Luigi and Jak would start the match while Yoshi and Ratchet got in the ring. The ref rang the bell and Luigi and Jak met in a lock-up, and Jak quickly pushed Luigi into a corner. He let go and quickly nailed the plumber with a back elbow to the skull. He pulled Luigi out of the corner and hit a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. Jak then locked in a Headlock on Luigi, but the plumber slowly made his way back to his feet as Jak still held onto the head before sweeping the leg and faceplanting Jak. Luigi then dropped an elbow across the back of Jak before locking in an Armbar on him. Jak gritted his teeth as his arm was pulled back, but he slowly stood up with Luigi still applying the Armbar. He then socked Luigi in the mouth with a right, forcing him to let go. Jak then picked up Luigi and dropped him with a Scoop Slam before bouncing off the ropes and nailing a Jumping Knee Drop across the face of Luigi. He picked up Luigi and tagged in Ratchet, who came in and climbed the turnbuckle. Jak proceeded to nail an Atomic Drop, and kept Luigi as Ratchet dived off nailed a Missile Dropkick off the turnbuckle. Ratchet made the cover on Luigi! 1...2...Luigi kicks out!
"Ratchet and Jak get the early advantage as they hit Luigi with a big double team move that has him rocking!" Chruch said.
"Come on Luigi, show that you actually are somebody here in UCA! I want to believe in you! I really do!" Sarge stated.
Ratchet picked up Luigi and whipped him into the corner before running at him and nailing a Corner Dropkick! Luigi fell down to a seated position and Ratchet bounced off the ropes and nailed a Running Facewash to Luigi. He picked up Luigi, hooked the arms, and nailed a Double Underhook Backbreaker on him. Ratchet covered Luigi! 1...2...Luigi kicks out! Ratchet runs the ropes and tries for a Springboard Moonsault, but Luigi rolled out of the way. Ratchet ran and tried for a Hurricarana as Luigi got to his feet, but Luigi held onto Ratchet. He pulled Ratchet back up, placed him in a Fireman's Carry, and nailed a Fireman's Carry Backbreaker! Ratchet arched his back in pain as Luigi tagged in Yoshi. Yoshi came in, lifted up Luigi into a Military press, and threw him off to nail an Aided Splash on Ratchet! Luigi rolled out of the ring as Yoshi made the cover! 1...2...Ratchet kicks out!
"Luigi's quick thinking manages to get him a tag, and now Ratchet has to deal with Yoshi!" Church said.
"Hah, Ratchet is about to get pulverized! He won't be able to handle the monster known as Yoshi!" Sarge stated.
Yoshi picked up Ratchet and lifted him up into a Oklahoma position in his arms. He then nailed an Oklahoma Backbreaker across the knee, then lifted Ratchet back up and nailed a second Backbreaker, then followed by a third one! Yoshi then followed it up with a Fallaway Slam! Ratchet rolled over to the apron in pain, and Yoshi went over to it, grabbed Ratchet's head over the ropes and pulled him up. Ratchet suddenly Hotshot Yoshi across the ropes, sending him back a bit. Ratchet stood up, grabbed the ropes, and Springboarded off them...
...and into a vicious clothesline from Yoshi!
"Oh damn, Ratchet practically flew into that clothesline from Yoshi! He nearly got decapitated!" Church said.
"Hah, what a stupid idiot? Flying into Yoshi like that? Hah, what a Blue." Sarge said.
Yoshi pinned Ratchet!
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Ratchet kicks out!
"But it's not enough to keep Ratchet down!" Church said.
Yoshi picked up Ratchet and tagged back in Luigi. The two then grabbed Ratchet and quickly nailed a Double Suplex on him, and then the two bounced off opposite ropes and Yoshi nailed a Senton while Luigi nailed a Leg Drop! Luigi made the cover! 1...2...Ratchet kicks out! Luigi picked up Ratchet and whipped him into the corner, and then ran at him. Ratchet moved out of the way, and Luigi hit the turnbuckle. Luigi backed up and Ratchet leaped onto the second turnbuckle and dived at Luigi...
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...and Luigi caught him in his arms! Luigi plants Ratchet with an Exploder Suplex!
"Exploder Suplex by Luigi! He may be the brother of Mario, but Luigi is a technical wizard in his own right!" Church said.
"Hah, and guess what? Ratchet found that out first hand! I knew that technical expertise would come in handy!" Sarge stated.
Luigi pins Ratchet!
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Ratchet kicks out!
"But again, need to do more for the wanted three count!" Church stated.
Luigi sat Ratchet and placed his knees across his back and grabbed the arms, and pulled them back. His knee was buried against the back, and the arms pullde back as Ratchet gritted his teeth. Suddenly, the crowd began to clap for Ratchet which willed him to slowly stand up to his feet, Luigi still pull his arms back. Ratchet then slowly twisted himself around, along with Luigi who still held his arms...
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...Ratchet pushed Luigi into the ropes when done, and tried for a clothesline as he came back. Luigi ducked it, grabbed Ratchet in a Full Nelson, and hit a Dragon Suplex...
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...or would have had Ratchet not backflipped onto his feet! Luigi got up and threw a right, but Ratchet ducked it, floated over, and nailed a Sit-Out Jawbreaker on the plumber! Luigi was stunned, and that allowed Ratchet to jump to his corner and tag in Jak. Jak came into the ring and quickly and nailed Luigi with a Big Boot!
"Oh damn, Jak came in like a house of fire and nearly took Luigi's damn head off!" Church said.
"Oh dammit, that was not right! Luigi didn't see that coming at all! Stupid Blue tactics!" Sarge stated.
Jak drops down and makes the cover!
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Luigi kicks out!
"Yes! Luigi proves Blue tactics are completely inferior!" Sarge cheered.
Jak picked up Luigi and pulled him into a Short-Arm Clothesline! Jak however held on and pulled him back for another Short-Arm Clothesline. Jak AGAIN picked up Luigi, and nailed a THIRD Short-Arm Clothesline! Jak then bounced off the ropes and nailed a Leg Drop across the throat! Jak covers! 1...2...Luigi kicks out! Jak picked up Luigi and went for a Full Nelson Slam...
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...but Luigi landed on his feet and kicked Jak in the knee! This caused Jak to fall to a knee, and Luigi bounced off the ropes for a Shining Wizard, but Jak ducked it! Luigi landed on his stomach and tried to get up, but Jak grabbed him and nailed a Gutbuster! Luigi held his gut in pain, and Jak picked him up and lifted him for the Eco Twist...
"Eco Twist time?!" Church asked.
...Luigi began to elbow and knee Jak in the head repeatedly, causing him to let go! Luigi then grabbed hold of him and nailed a Half-Nelson Bulldog! Luigi stands up and waits for Jak to get back up, and nail a Dropkick to the face. Jak rolled over to Luigi's corner and Luigi tried to go for him, but the ref held him back. With the ref's back turned, Yoshi choked out Jak from the apron!
"Hah! What smart Reds! Yoshi is choking out a Saint and the ref doesn't know! Good job Yosh!" Sarge cheered.
"Oh spare me..." Church groaned.
Yoshi let go of Jak as Luigi managed to get past the referee and he tagged in Yoshi. The green dino picked up Jak and nailed a Thrust Spinebuster to Jak while Luigi climbed the corner. Yoshi then steadied himself...
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...as Luigi stepped on his shoulders and stood on them as his back was facing Jak! Yoshi stood still as Luigi readied himself...
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...AND NAILED A MOONSAULT OF YOSHI'S SHOULDERS AND ONTO JAK!
"Oh damn! Did you see that?! Luigi nailed a freakin' Moonsault off damn Yoshi!" Church said.
"I damn sure did, and guess what it means? Broken Saints for dinner!" Sarge stated.
Luigi rolls out of the ring as Yoshi makes the cover!
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Jak kicks out!
"But it's not enough for the three! The Saints don't want to let the Kingdom win here!" Church stated.
"Well, they SHOULD! They are outclassed!" Sarge said.
Yoshi picks up Jak and knees him hard in the gut several times before bending him over and nailing a Gutwrench Suplex on him! Yoshi then placed his foot on Jak's chest, and stepped on and over him, placing all of his weight on Jak for a few second as he did so. Yoshi dragged him over to a corner, and then climbed up the second ropes, before readying himself...
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...AND HITTING THE YOSHI DROP (Banzai Drop)! Yoshi sits on Jak for the cover!
"Yoshi Drop! Damn, all that weight had to have crushed Jak!" Church stated.
"And Jak..." Sarge began.
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Jak kicks out!
"You Just Got...oh, dammit! I hate the Saints..." Sarge mumbled.
"Shut up Sarge, and accept that he kicked out." Church deadpanned.
Yoshi was a bit frustrated at the kick out before pulling Jak into the corner, and seating him against it. Yoshi then backed up to the adjacent corner and readied himself. With a loud "YOSHI!" the green dino ran full speed at Jak...
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...and Jak grabbed the ropes and managed to use them to lift himself up and catch Yoshi with feet to the jaw! Yoshi was stunned as he backed up, and Jak stood right up and ran at Yoshi...
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...an the green dino caught Jak and lifted him upside down for the Yoshi's Paradise, but Jak landed behind Yoshi! Yoshi turned around...
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...AND GOT LIFTED ONTO JAK'S SHOULDERS! JAK HITS THE ECO TWIST!
"ECO TWIST! My God, Jak just lifted up three hundreds pounds of green dino and planted him!" Church stated.
"WHAT THE HELL?! You can't do that! That's impossible! Dammit, I call bullsh*t on that!" Sarge said.
Jak and Yoshi were laid out as both partners realized a tag needed to be made! They had their hands reached out as the crowd clapped for Jak. The two slowly began to stir, and then crawl over to their corners. They reached out their hands...
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...AND TAGGED IN RATCHET AND LUIGI! They both entered the ring and Ratchet ducked a clothesline from Luigi, bounced off the ropes and nailed a Forearm on Luigi! Luigi got back up, but got taken down with a Dropkick! Ratchet picked up Luigi and whipped him into the ropes, and went for a Back Body Drop as he came back, but Luigi went for a Sunset Flip Pin...
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...Ratchet rolled through and NAILED A VICIOUS SHOOT KICK ACROSS THE SKULL!
"Son of a bitch! I think Ratchet took Luigi's damn head off here!" Church said.
"Oh dammit! Luigi, how could you let such a thing happen?! You aren't a Grif...are you?!" Sarge asked.
Ratchet hooks the leg!
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Luigi kicks out!
"Oh good, you aren't! That's such a relief!" Sarge sighed in relief.
Ratchet picked up Luigi and turned him around, trying to hook him up for the Ratchet-Plex. Luigi elbowed Ratchet in the side of the head, causing him to let go! Luigi then ran at him, ducked a clothesline, and nailed a Springboard Back Elbow on Ratchet! Ratchet was stunned as Luigi grabbed his head, hooked the leg...
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...AND HIT THE GREEN LIGHTNING!
"Green Lightning, baby! And that's what I am talking about! Ratchet..." Sarge began.
Luigi has Ratchet pinned!
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Ratchet kicks out!
"You Just Got...OH DAMMIT! I hate the Saints! I hate them!" Sarge stated.
"Ratchet is proving to be tougher than Luigi thought!" Church said.
Ratchet rolled onto his knees, only to get an Enziguri to the skull that sent him back down! Luigi then rolled onto to the apron, stood on it, Springboarded off the ropes...
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...and Ratchet rolled out of the way of the Negative Zone! Luigi stumbled up to his feet and Ratchet grabbed him from behind...
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...AND CONNECTED WITH THE RATCHET-PLEX!
"Ratchet-Plex! He got all of it! This could be it!" Church said.
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Yoshi ran in and nailed a Splash on Ratchet, breaking up the pin!
"Hah! Like Yoshi would ever let Blues win! Good job, boy!" Sarge cheered.
Yoshi stood up, but got a Big Boot straight to the skull that sent Yoshi down and rolling onto the apron! Jak then ran and slid, nailing a Baseball Slide that sent Yoshi out of the ring! Jak then got on the apron and waited as Yoshi slowly stood to his feet, before running and diving off...
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...AND YOSHI NEARLY TAKES JAK'S HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
"Oh crap! Jak flew right into that clothesline! He may be out!" Church stated.
Meanwhile, in the ring, Ratchet and Luigi slowly stirred and got to their feet. Ratchet placed Luigi between his legs, and hooked the arms...
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...Luigi suddenly Back Body Dropped Ratchet, and bridged it into a pin! 1...2...Ratchet kicks out! Both men got up, and Luigi kicked him in the gut, and set him up another Green Lightning, but Ratchet spun out of it! Ratchet ducked a clothesline, and nailed a Neckbreaker Slam! Ratchet picked up Luigi, placed him between his legs and hooked the arms...
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...Yoshi suddenly grabbed Ratchet's leg and held onto it, keeping him from connecting! Ratchet saw this and let go of Luigi, turning around and trying to kick Yoshi off of him! Yoshi held on, and Ratchet had to use the ropes to nail a Dropkick through the ropes that sent Yoshi into the barricade! Ratchet frowned at Yoshi...
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...until he was rolled up from behind in a School Boy by Luigi! Luigi placed his feet on the ropes but the ref didn't see it!
"School Boy by Lui-HEY! His feet are on the ropes!" Church stated.
"Ratchet..." Sarge began.
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge stated.
("Give Me a Sign" by Breaking Benjamin)
"Here are your winners, Luigi and Yoshi!"
The crowd booed as Luigi let of Ratchet and rolled out of the ring while Ratchet sat up in shock! Yoshi met with Luigi at the base of the ramp and Luigi held onto him with a smirk on his face. Jak rolled into the ring and stared at Yoshi and Luigi wondering what the hell just happened while Ratchet continued to sit up with a look of shock on his face.
"Luigi and Yoshi stole one here! They stole one dammit! Yoshi provided the distraction, which allowed Luigi to roll up Ratchet and use the ropes! Dammit, that was not cool at all!" Church stated.
"Hey, the ref didn't see it, so it wasn't cheating! Just doing what you needed to do to win! Chalk another one up for the Reds, dirtbag!" Sarge stated.
"Of course you would say that, Sarge...of course you would." Church mumbled.
Ratchet slowly stood up with a scowl on his face while Jak realized what happened and stared at Yoshi and Luigi angrily. The two in questioned had backed up to the stage, and Luigi taunted the Saints, especially Ratchet saying "You won't win, Sunday! The Mushroom Kingdom is winning that Gauntlet!" Ratchet shouted back at him "Watch me win, you bastards!"
"Damn, this definitely took away any of Ratchet's hopes of getting momentum for Sunday, and of getting retribution for last week, but this won't stop the Lombax knowing him!" Church said.
"It may not admittedly...but what will stop him Sunday is a good ol' fashioned ass-kicking! No Saint will win in six days, no Blue will win! In fact...the only one who will win...a tried and true Red." Sarge saluted.
"For the love of God, if you weren't entertaining with your crap..." Church sighed. "Sunday...Cruiserweight Gauntlet...going to be something else."
For over an entire year, Mario has reigned as World Champion, and has claimed Final Clash as his time once more.
"Matt, if you are listening, know that at Final Clash...you will just become another name that has fallen to what is no doubt...THE GREATEST WORLD TITLE REIGN IN HISTORY!" Mario stated.
But five men aim to put an end to that reign, and his claim of a "guaranteed berth" to Final Clash inside Satan's Structure.
Shots of Red, Scourge, Bowser, Sonic, Crash, and Sly are all shown, each one hitting various wrestling moves on opponents while clips of the Elimination Chamber are mixed in with it all.
A woman has risen to the top of the mountain, and claimed it in the name of a Revolution.
"I am a General of the Rookie Revolution, and as such, I will win once more, head into Final Clash as Women's Champion, and spread our cause even more. You can hate it if you want...but I don't give a damn." Lightning stated.
But five women look to stop that Revolution dead in its track within UCA all for the chance of a lifetime.
Clips of Kiva nailing a Moonsault on three women, Mandy and Hinata taking each other down with Clothesline, Peach taunting in arrogant fashion, and Green nailing the Green Mischief were shown.
For some, it is one last attempt at getting to the big stage of Final Clash after failing before.
Crash is shown getting eliminated as runner-up in the Royal Rumble, and then defeating Luigi to qualify; Peach is then shown getting pinned at Royal Reckoning, and stealing a win from Tex to qualify.
For a few, it is a chance to finally make it to the grand stage for the first time...or to finally reach the main event.
Kiva is shown getting wins over the past few weeks before laying out Lightning with an XLR; Sly is shown with his past reigns as World Champion, and then pinning Senji to qualify.
For several, it is about reaching that grand place once more and reaching their final goals.
"But you know what's going to hurt? The fact that I am going to win my NINTH World Title inside the Elimination Chamber, and there is NOTHING you can do about it..." Red told Blue.
"And I've come back with a purpose, Mandy. I'm here to make a comeback, and well, becoming Women's Champ for a record seventh time is a good way to do that." Green told Mandy.
For one, is it about making a last defense for something he holds dear...against a man that aims to kill it.
Starforce is shown punting the heads off of Fox, Slippy, and Peppy in succession, and then Falco is shown confronting Starforce.
"At Last Stand, I beat respect and humility and avenge Fox, who WILL come back despite what you think, and show you what Star Fox is all about!" Falco stated.
For two, it is about one last dance together against two destructive forces that loom over them.
Chaos and Jason are shown beating the crap out of Hope and Shadow with smirks on their faces; Hope and Shadow are then shown repaying the favor and pulling their recent prank on them.
It may be for one night only, unfortunately...but in six days...we bring degeneration back up in this house, and we show why we are the best to good ol' Jason and Chaos!" Shadow stated.
"And if you ain't down with that, we got two words for ya...!" Hope said. "SUCK IT!" The crowd responded.
And for some, it is about destroying a man's status within the business and making it his last.
Cage and Colt are shown fighting at Best in the World with Colt winning the Internet Title; Cage is shown making his promo from earlier in the night.
"It's what could jump start my career, it's what can finally make me a somebody, and I ain't letting Colt Anderson of all people keep me from it! At Last Stand...I make Colt Anderson a CASUALTY of the Rookie Revolution! You can bank on that, b*tches!" Cage exclaimed.
But for them all...it is the last stop before the grandest stage in UCA history...their final chance to get to the big show...
("Last Man Standing" by Pop Evil)
Rapid clips are shown: Kiva hitting the XLR on Mandy, Cage hitting the Nut Punch on Colt, Starforce and Falco brawling, Ben hitting Senji with the Galaxy Strike, Lightning hitting Green with the belt, Red nailing the Poke-Flow on Blue, Hope and Shadow crotch chopping, Sonic hitting Bowser with a steel chair, Tom and Jerry nailing the Non-Stop Violence on Ed, and Mario holding the World Title close to his chest as an Elimination Chamber shot was shown before the logo of Final Clash faded in the background.
Universal Character Association Presents: Last Stand
It is the last chance to punch their ticket to Final Clash...and for some...it is their last stand.
Senji was seen walking through the parking lot, a pissed off look on his face and the Hardcore Title, but suddenly Donut ran up to him with a mic.
"Senji, wait! I need to ask you something!" Donut panted as he came up to him. "Damn...don't you ever hold up? I actually dropped the cookies I was going to offer you trying to find you...you really need to learn to wait up for people."
Senji just growled at Donut. "What...the hell...do you want? I am pissed off right now, and I am about to get out of here so I can prepare for Last Stand. So you better have a damn good reason for holding me up..."
"Uhhhhhhh...yeah, you see...well, I wanted to ask a few questions! You know, get the scoop on things and blog about it on my My Little Pony page." Donut stated.
Senji looked at Donut incredulously before shaking his head. "I am not even going to question that...Fine, ask your questions before I am out of here."
"Thanks Senji! You are the best! So I'm curious...after Ben's words, you challenge Ben to a match at Last Stand, and he accepted...but of your own free will, you ALSO put your Hardcore Title on the line when you didn't have to. And I'm wondering...why? Why would you do such a thing when you could have had a non-title bout?"
"Tch, please, it's not that hard to figure it out." Senji focused. "I willingly put my Hardcore Title up for grabs because I am a fighting champion, and with the gold on the line, I am going to put Ben in his place! He wants to be an egomaniac? He wants to try and portray himself as a "hero" and me as a "criminal"? Wants to take me out? Well, I am going to make sure he finds out that he messed with the wrong person and how better than with gold on the line? He's going to find out there's a reason I'm on the rise and he's stalling in UCA. Why I am champion, and he's not. This title is on the line...so I can show Ben Tennyson just how damn wrong he is about me."
"Wow...strong words...Ben's words really have fired you up." Donut noted.
"I would have understood if he came after me for my title...I would have understood if he came after to me get back into the big scene." Senji explained. "I would be mad at him doing what he did, but at least I would have understood. I've done things like that before. But...the SOLE reason he attacked me was for some EGO TRIP? ...I am NOBODY'S ego trip! Haven't been so far in my life, not going to start now! This kid is no hero! And if he somehow he is, he's the WORST hero imaginable! Trust me, six days time, I am going t-"
Senji stopped as he caught something out of the corner of his eye...
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...
...AND MOVED HIM AND DONUT OUT OF THE WAY JUST BEFORE A CAR RAN HIM OVER!
"WHAT THE F*CK?!" Church called. "SENJI NEARLY GOT RAN OVER!"
"SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY, THAT WAS TOO CLOSE! BUT WHAT CAUSED THAT?!" Sarge questioned.
Donut groaned in pain as he hit the concrete while Senji rolled onto his feet. He stared at the car in disbelief which had stopped a ways from Senji, and it's window was rolled down...
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...and Ben's head popped out from inside the car! The crowd booed thunderously as Ben smirked cockily.
"Sorry Senji, my bad! I kind of lost control of the car for a bit, you know...shit like that happens...you should know, you've been on the giving end of these sort of deals with your record!" Ben chuckled. "But hey, good reflexes! Maybe you'll at least be a REMOTE challenge at Last Stand before I take your title and clean up the mess you've caused. I'll catch you in six days, Kiyomasa. Ciao."
Ben then pulled his head back into the car before driving away out of the parking lot and away from the arena, while Senji stood up with a furious expression on his face. He then punched a hole through a nearby car window. His hand bled through the knuckles from the action, but he didn't care nor even noticed as he held up the bleeding hand, which was balled into an angry fist.
"Benjamin Kirby Tennyson...six days will pass...and when it does...consider your ass mine..." Senji growled.
"That goddamn hypocritical son of a bitch!" Church shouted. "He called Senji out for his criminal background, but then he tries to RUN HIM OVER?! You got to be kidding me!"
"Hey, who said Ben meant to do that?! You hear him, he lost control of the car for a bit!" Sarge stated. "It wasn't his fault!"
"Oh spare me the bullshit, Sarge!" Church exclaimed. "You know it, I know it, and all these people know it: Ben tried to run over Senji! He tried to pull an Autolycus on him! And he just made Senji more pissed! Ben may have dug his own grave!"
"Oh please...the hero wins and rids us of the criminal. Plain and simple. All in the name of saving in UCA!" Sarge stated; Church glared at him.
"Shut the hell up, Sarge..." Church said.
("Last Man Standing" by Pop Evil)
"Well in any case, we would like to thank Pop Evil for the theme song for Last Stand, 'Last Man Standing,' and Sarge, that may be the case for several matches Sunday!" Church said.
"This is a rare occasion where I agree with you, dirty Blue! For some, it may indeed be their last stand when we get to Hyrule!" Sarge said.
Cruiserweight Number One Contendership Gauntlet
"The Number One Conteder to the Cruiserweight Title will be decided as seven men go at it in a Gauntlet Match!" Church stated.
"Toad, Tidus, Robin, and Ratchet have all thrown their names, and more will appear for sure. But only Cruiserweight can get to Final Clash for that oh so precious title shot!" Sarge stated.
D-Hedgeration X vs Jason Krueger and Chaos the Hedgehog
"It's the one-night reunion of D-Hedgeration X as Hope and Shadow take on the Intercontinental Champ Jason and the God of Destruction Chaos in a tag match." Church said.
"Earlier, Hope and Shadow decided to be the degenerates that they are, and pulled a stupid prank on Chaos and Jason. They have now dug their own graves when the Unholy Destroyers take them down." Sarge stated.
Falco Lombardi vs Starforce Megaman
"It's personal as hell as Falco looks to defend what's left of Star Fox and finally put an end to the Gaming Killer himself, Starforce Megaman." Church said.
"Starforce has already punted out three other Star Fox members, and Falco is the last one. It may very well be the last stand for Falco and Star Fox when Starforce gets his hands on him." Sarge said.
Tag Team Tables Elimination Match: Team 2D vs The Elrics
"And the challenge has been accepted! Arguably the biggest tag team rivalry today finally goes to PPV when Team 2D and The Elrics go to war in a Tag Team Tables Match where both men of a team must go through tables." Church said.
"These two teams have been going at each others throats so much, it's turned so heated. Team 2D hasn't put anyone through a table in UCA for a good while, and they'll rectify that when they show the Elrics who's boss!" Sarge stated.
Elimination Chamber Qualifying No Disqualification Match: Bowser vs Sonic the Hedgehog
"After the Mushroom Kingdom tried to screw over both guys earlier, it will now be Bowser vs Sonic at Last Stand with the final Chamber spot on the line, No Disqualifications!" Church said.
"Bowser made sure Sonic didn't win the World Title, Sonic made sure Bowser didn't win, and both want payback in the worst way. This will be brutal as hell as only one can win but will either be able to recover in time for the Chamber later?" Sarge questioned.
Internet Championship: Colt Anderson (c) vs Johnny Cage
"An interpromotional bout as Johnny Cage takes on PCUW's Colt Anderson for the Internet Title, and if Cage's promo earlier was any indication, this one won't be pretty." Church said.
"Damn right it won't. The idiot Colt has deserved nothing that he has gotten for a long damn time, and Cage will rectify that once he takes what should have been his in the first place: The Internet Championship." Sarge stated.
Hardcore Championship: Senji Kiyomasa (c) vs Ben Tennyson
"It's the 'hero' versus the 'criminal' in a rivalry that's gotten heated in a hurry as Senji and Ben do battle for the Hardcore Title." Church said.
"Ben almost ran over Senji earlier by accident, but it seems the Deadman can't see that for some stupid reason. Senji wants payback, but Ben will do all he can to rid UCA of the criminal once and for all." Sarge stated.
Women's Championship Six-Pack Challenge: Lightning Farron (c) vs Kiva Andru vs Mandy vs Princess Peach vs Green vs Hinata Hyuuga
"The Women's Title is up for grabs as Lightning Farron must defend the title in a Six-Pack Challenge against five of the best women in UCA today." Church said.
"It's one fall to a finish, and every woman tonight has made it clear they intend on winning and going to Final Clash with the title. Lightning's odds are not looking good, but she will fight to win no doubt. Expect chaos here." Sarge said.
World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match: Super Mario (c) vs Crash Bandicoot vs Scourge the Hedgehog vs Red vs Sly Cooper vs Bowser/Sonic the Hedgehog
"And the big one. Mario's biggest and toughest title defense ever as he defends inside the Devil's Playground itself, the Elimination Chamber, with a Final Clash main event spot on the line as well." Church said.
"Only twice has anyone anyone ever retained inside the Chamber in UCA, and that already makes Mario's odds not look good. So much is on the line, and every man wants to win oh so badly. This is their last chance for greatness, and you can bet all six men in it will go through hell to grab it." Sarge stated.
"So much goes down at Last Stand in six days, and it will no doubt have a great effect on what the Final Clash card will look like!" Church said. "And the event itself promises to be crazy as hell!"
"Last Stand, the last PPV before Final Clash! It's not throwaway people, it's a PPV that could change the very complexion of Final Clash! You can't miss it!" Sarge stated.
"And now people...it's for the big match. The main event of the night." Church stated.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is your main event of the evening."
You Think You Know Me?
("Metalingus" by Alter Bridge)
The crowd drowned the arena in deafening boos as the music played, the front stage being covered in smoke. When the music picked up, Scourge the Hedgehog came out through the smoke in a hurry, wearing his sunglasses and leather jacket, a cocky and arrogant smirk on his face. He went to both sides of the stage, taunting and insulting the fans the whole time before walking down the rampway in an arrogant stride before stopping in the middle, and throwing his hands up in rock horns, green pyro going off behind him. When the pyro finished, he ran and slid into the middle of the ring, looking out to the crowd with his smirk before getting up and placing himself on the rope, holding his hand up in a rock sign as he taunted the crowd some more.
"Introducing first, from Moebius, weighing in at 225 lbs. "The King of the World" Scourge the Hedgehog!"
"Scourge had a confrontation with Red earlier tonight over his words about Blue, and he said quote 'Tonight, I win for Blue! Sunday...I win for me!' And these two are no strangers to each other." Church said.
"Got that right! Back in 2007, Scourge managed to defeat Red in THREE STRAIGHT PPV World Title Matches! He showed that he had Red's number back then, and he's going to show he has Red's number tonight!" Sarge stated.
"We'll see about that, but Scourge is on a damn warpath right now! He wants to win the World Title and "take back his damn throne" as he says, and winning her will give him plenty of momentum." Church said.
("Trainer Red Theme" from Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver)
The crowd exploded in thunderous cheers as the lights turned red and when the music picked up, Red came out onto the stage, the crowd going crazy at the sight of him. Wearing his trademark jacket and vest, Red looked out towards the crowd for a few moments before smiling, tipping his hat over his eyes and raised his fist into the air. He walked down the ramp, fist raised high as he came to the ring and leaped onto the apron. He entered the ring and walked across it, climbing the turnbuckle and raised his fist high into the air once more, tipping his hat over his eyes.
"And his opponent, from Pallet Town, Kanto, weighing in at 230 lbs., "Pokemon Master" Red!"
"The Pokemon Master himself has been having a lot of problems lately with his long-time rival Blue, who has promised to make Red's life a living hell. But for now, he's got to focus on Scourge and get the needed momentum." Church said.
"Like Red has any sort of chance against a man who knows what it takes to beat him! Red's got no chance! It'll be a pleasure to see Red get Sarge'd in this contest!" Sarge stated.
"Yeah, and how many times have you counted Red out and he ends up winning...?" Church questioned; Sarge remained silent. "That's what I though..."
Red took off his hat and vest, and Scourge did the same with his glasses and jacket, and the ref checked on the two of them. The ref then rang the bell and the two circled each other in the ring before engaging in a lock-up. After a few moments, Scourge nailed a knee to the gut of Red, and proceeded to nail several rights to Red's skull before executing a Side Headlock Takedown! Scourge stood up once more holding and executed another Side Headlock Takedown. With a cocky smirk, Scourge stood up once more holding Red, but Red suddenly began to elbow Scourge in the gut, and broke free and hit a European Uppercut. Scourge was stunned, and Red took him down with a Snapmare, and pulled backed on the head while burying his knee into Scourge's back. Scourge gritted his teeth before he slowly got back to his feet, Red still pulling back at his head before spinning around and pushing Red into the ropes. Red bounced off them and into a forearm from Scourge. Red was stunned and Scourge whipped him into the ropes, and Scourge went for a Back Body Drop as he came back. Red caught him with a kick the chest that sent him up, and Red ran at him, but Scourge caught him with a Snap Side Side Headlock Takedown.
"Slow and steady between the two right now...they know how important this momentum is. Can't make mistakes in the early goings." Church said.
"Well it's one has to make a mistake...and it's obviously going to be the one that uses the Red name in a HORRENDOUS way!" Sarge stated.
Scourge tightened his hold on the head, but Red slowly stood up with Scourge in tow, and pushed him off and into the ropes. Scourge took Red down with a Standing Shoulder Block. Scourge smirked before bouncing off the ropes again, and Red turned onto his stomach and Scourge stepped over him before bouncing off the ropes once more. Red stood up and caught Scourge with a Hip Toss! Scourge stood back up only to get a kick to the gut that sent him into a corner and Red ran and nailed a Corner Forearm Smash to Scourge's face! Scourge stumbled out of the corner, and Red grabbed him and nailed a Snap Suplex and floated over into a cover! 1...2...Scourge kicked out! Red picked up Scourge and whipped him into the ropes, and tried for a clothesline when Scourge came back, but Scourge ducked it. Red turned around, and got a kick to the knee that sent him to his knees, and Scourge then bounced off the ropes and nailed a Dropkick to the skull! Scourge makes the cover! 1...2...Red kicks out! Red tries to get up, but Scourge boots him right in the face!
"Scourge with the boot! He's in complete control right now! And you know this hedgehog will take full advantage of that!" Church said.
"And you know that the King is going to kick Red's ass when he does! It's what he does best after all!" Sarge stated.
Scourge dropped an Elbow across the back of Red before picking him up, lifting him and nailing a Pendulum Backbreaker. Red arched his back in pain as he rolled over to ropes, and Scourge hit a Baseball Slide that sent him to the outside. Scourge exited the ring and smirked before picking up Red...
...and whipping him hard into steel steps! Red was down and hurting as Scourge chuckled before going over and adjusting the position of the steel steps before grabbing Red and placed him sitting against them. Scourge backs up a good distance, shouts "ALL HAIL THE KING, BABY!" before running...
...and Red shoots up and catches Scourge with a Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly against the steps!
"Oh damn! Scourge's cockiness got the damn better of him, and it resulted in his back meeting steel!" Church said.
"And steels win against the back every time...not even a Red can change that..." Sarge stated depressed.
Scourge writhed in pain as Red sat up, recomposing himself before picking up Scourge and throwing him into the ring. Red then got on the apron, climbed the turnbuckle, and waited as Scourge pulled himself up...
...and Red hits a Missile Dropkick on the hedgehog! Scourge falls onto the mat and stumbles back up in a daze, where Red hooks the arms...
...and nails a Double Underhook Suplex on him!
"Butterfly Suplex from the Pokemon Master! Perfect execution and now he's looking for the win!" Church stated.
Red covers Scourge!
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Scourge kicks out!
"Hah, no Butterfly is going to keep the damn King of the World down!" Sarge said.
Red waits as Scourge gets onto his knees, and begins delivering Shoot Kicks straight to the chest, with some of the crowd smarkily chanting "Yes!" to each kick! After seven kicks to the chest, Red ran at the ropes, bounced off them to Scourge...
...and Scourge ducks the boot to the face! Red stumbles forward and when he turns around, Scourge kicks him in the gut, and hooks him a Front Facelock...
...but Red spins out of it and nails a quick Russian-Leg Sweep! Red stand backs up and grabs Scourge's leg and goes for a Boston Crab...
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...but Scourge struggles against it, keeping Red from turning him over before finally managing to kick him into the ropes Red bounced off them, Scourge shot up...and caught Red with a Flapjack!
"Flapjack by Scourge out of nowhere! The Master gets his face planted by the crafty hedgehog!" Church said.
"Hah, good job! Good job, proud Red! Now stomp that faker into the ground!" Sarge stated.
Red stumbled up to his feet, holding his face, but Scourge grabbed him from behind and planted him with a Half-Nelson Bulldog! Scourge covers!
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Red kicks out!
Scourge frowns but shakes it off as he picks up Red, but the Master suddenly Drop Toe Holds Scourge...and locks in a Crossface!
"Crossface! Crossface! Crossface out of nowhere! Red has it locked and doesn't plan on letting go!" Church said.
"Oh no, Scourge get out of it! Get out of it quick! PLEASE!" Sarge begged.
Red wrenched back on Scourge's head as hard as he could as Scourge writhed within the hold. He clawed at the hands around his face, trying to get them off to no avail. He saw the ropes and tried to crawl towards them, which only caused Red to pull back even harder. Scourge reached out for the ropes...
...he reached for them...
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...and he suddenly bit Red's hands as they were around his mouth!
"Hey! That damn Scourge just bit Red's hands! What the hell?!" Church questioned.
"Anything to get out of that damn Crossface! Tapping was not an option for the King!" Sarge stated.
Red cried out in pain and let go of the hold, holding his hands as he slowly stood up and Scourge stood up as well. Red turned around, Scourge caught him with a Reverse Atomic Drop. Red held his tailbone in pain, but the Scourge grabbed him and nailed a STO Backbreaker before pulling him back up...
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...and nailing a Shoulder Jawbreaker! Red stood in a daze before Scourge ran the ropes, bounced off them...
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...and caught Red with a Spinning Wheel Kick!
"Spinning Wheel Kick from Scourge after a flurry of moves! Red may be completely out of it!" Church said.
"Good job Scourge! The fake Red has just been put down for damn good!" Sarge stated.
Scourge hooks the leg!
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Red kicks out!
"Sorry Sarge, but that ain't going to be the thing that gets him the W!" Church stated.
Scourge picked up Red and kicked him in the gut before lifting him up, and dropping him with a Suplex Facebuster! Red bounced off the mat and onto his back, and Scourge quickly climbed the turnbuckle and stood tall...
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...before diving off and hitting a Diving Elbow Drop on Red! Scourge makes the cover! 1...2...Red kicks out! Scourge was a bit miffed as he grabbed Red's leg, and place his own between them. He wrapped Red's leg around his own...
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...AND RED SUDDENLY ROLLS UP SCOURGE IN A SMALL PACKAGE!
"WAIT! WAIT! Small Package! Red's going to steal one!" Church said.
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Scourge kicks out!
"Oh God, that was too close!" Sarge stated.
Both men scrambled to their feet, and Red threw a clothesline, but Scourge ducked it, grabbed the head...
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...AND NAILED THE SCOURGE-O-MATIC!
"Scourge-O-Matic outta nowhere!" Church called.
"Red is down! Red..." Sarge began.
Scourge hooked the leg!
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Red kicks out!
"You Just Got...oh snickerdoodles!" Sarge snapped his fingers.
Scourge growled before picking up Red and placed him between the ropes, and pushed him throat-first into the middle ones, choking him. The ref admonished and began counting Scourge! 1...2...3...4...Scourge let go before five before smirking at Red who laid between the ropes. Scourge bounced off the ropes and leaped towards Red...
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...and Red moved out of the way, causing Scourge to miss the Cross Body Block and hit the ropes hard! Scourge fell to the mat holding his chest before pushing himself up, but Red grabbed him in an Inverted Headlock...
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...AND HIT AN INVERTED SUPLEX!
"Inverted Suplex from Red! The Pokemon Master finally stopped the so-called King in his tracks!" Church said.
Red sat up, shaking the cobwebs out of his head before picking up Scourge and placing him onto the top turnbuckle. He nailed a few rights on him before trying to climb up with him, but Scourge poked him right in the eye. Red backed off and held his eye in pain as Scourge stood tall on the turnbuckle. Red turned around and Scourge dived off...
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...AND RED CAUGHT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! Scourge flailed around in pain, but Red stumbled a bit and held onto Scourge...BEFORE HITTING THE JOURNEY THROUGH KANTO!
"JOURNEY THROUGH KANTO! Knee to the face! Scourge's light went goddamn out!" Church stated.
"Time out! That wasn't supposed to happen! It wasn't! Time out!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red hooks the leg!
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SCOURGE KICKS OUT!
"Oh thank the great Redness Scourge kicked out!" Sarge stated.
Red stood on his knees and signaled for the end much to the crowd's pleaure. He waited for Scourge to slowly make his way to his feet, and when he was up, Red hooked him up back-to-back...
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...and Scourge slipped away to the crowd's displeasure! Red turned around, and Scourge threw a right, but Red ducked, locked in a hammerlock, swung his arm...
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...and Scourge ducked the Red Spin! Scourge grabbed Red's head from behind...
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...and Red spun around, and lifted Scourge onto his shoulders and nailed a Samoan Drop! Red picked up Scourge, and tried for a Back Suplex, but Scourge landed behind him. Scourge turned him around, and tried for a Gutwrench Suplex, but Red landed on his feet. Scourge tried for a clothesline, but Red ducked it, and bounced off the ropes! Red nailed a Running Knee Smash to Scourge! Red covers!
"Cover by Red! Cover by Red off the knee!" Church called.
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SCOURGE KICKS OUT!
"The King of the World will never die! Red can't win! He can't beat Scourge!" Sarge stated.
Red got a bit frustrated, but he remained calm as he picked up Scourge, and hooked him for the Indigo Crusher, but Scourge punched Red in the gut repeatedly, which caused the Pokemon Master to let go of Scourge. Scourge hooked him up and nailed a Complete Shot! Both men were down as the ref began the count. 1...2...3...4...Both men slowly began to get up...5...6...7...Both men were up on their feet. They began trading shots as the crowd chanted "Yay!" for Red, and "Boo!" for Scourge. After they traded about ten shots with each other, Red ducked a fist, and hit a Spinning Sitout Sleeper Slam! Red panted before picking up Scourge and whipping him into the corner. Red ran after him...
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...AND SCOURGE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! RED HITS THE STEEL POST SHOULDER-FIRST!
"Oooohhhhhh! Did you HEAR that?! Red hit that post so hard I think his shoulder may be dislocated!" Church said.
"Really...? ...LET IT BE DISLOCATED! Let that sham of a Red be injured!" Sarge stated.
"You are twisted..." Church deadpanned.
Red's face contorted in pain as he laid between the turnbuckle...
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...BUT FOUND HIMSELF ROLLED UP FROM BEHIND! SCOURGE HAS THE TIGHTS!
"HEY! That damn opportunist has the tights! The ref doesn't see it!" Church shouted.
"And Red..." Sarge began.
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RED KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!
"You Just Got...WHAT?! COME ON! THAT HAD TO BE A THREE! SLOW COUNT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red rolled onto his feet holding his shoulder, but Scourge kicked him the knee, dropping him. Scourge hooked the head in a Front Headlock, lifted Red up...
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...but Red remained managed to keep himself on the ground! Red then spun out of the hold again, locked in a Hammerlock, swung his arm...
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...AND HIT THE RED SPIN!
"RED SPIN! Second time is the charm for Red!" Church stated.
"No! It can't be it! A stupid Red Spin can't be it!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red hooks the leg!
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SCOURGE KICKS OUT!
"Damn, Scourge kicks out again! Jackass and opportunistic, but the bastard is tough, never question that!" Church stated.
"Of course he is! He's the goddamn King of the World! And if you question that title, then you are a goddamn dirty Blue!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red sat up, nursing his hurt shoulder before getting on the apron and climbing the turnbuckle as Scourge slowly recovered. He settled himself on top as Scourge made it to his feet. Red dived off...
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...but Scourge moved out of the way and caught Red in an Inverted Headlock! He lifted Red up...
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...AND NAILED A LIFTING INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! Red cried out in pain as his back met Scourge's knee, but Scourge held on, spun Red into a Front Facelock...
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...AND HIT THE RAGING SCOURGE!
"RAGING SCOURGE! RAGING SCOURGE! SCOURGE GOT ALL OF IT!" Church exclaimed.
"BOOYAH! Win for the true Reds! Red..." Sarge began.
Scourge hooks the leg!
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RED KICKS OUT AT 2.99999!
"You Just Got...WHAT IN THE F*CK?! OH BULLSH*T!" Sarge called.
"RED KICKED OUT! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING! THIS MOMENTUM MEANS THE WORLD TO HIM!" Church called.
Scourge sat up and looked stunned at the kickout before growling in anger and frustration. He stood up and looked down at the fallen Red before backing up into the adjacent corner and crouched down, urging Red to get up as he chanted "Spear..."
"Uh oh...Raging Scourge didn't get the job done! But the Spear will do in Red for certain!" Church stated.
"Hah! Yes! The Spear never fails for Scourge! Tear that impostor of a Red in two, Scourge!" Sarge begged.
Scourge chanted "Spear..." faster and faster as Red slowly got up to his feet. Scourge got antsy as Red stood up and turned around...
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...Scourge ran full throttle at Red...
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...AND RED LEAPFROGGED OVER SCOURGE! Scourge hit the second turnbuckle!
"Red avoided the Spear! Scourge crash and burns!" Church stated.
"Wait what?!" Sarge exclaimed.
Scourge stood up in a daze from the crash into the corner, but found himself turned around, and grabbed Scourge...
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...and hit an Uranage on the arrogant hedgehog! Red stood up and looked at the crowd before signaling for the end!
"Oh boy! It may finally be Poke-Flow time!" Church stated.
"No! Not Poke-Flow time! Not Poke-Flow time!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red picked up the fallen Scourge, hooked him up back-to-back...
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...AND BLUE SLID IN AND KICKED RED IN THE NUTS!
"WHAT THE HELL?! BLUE?! NOT AGAIN!" Church exclaimed.
"YES! BLUE COMING TO THE AID OF HIS STUDENT! I LOVE IT!" Sarge shouted.
Red let go of Scourge and fell down holding his lower regions in pain as the ref rang the bell for the disqualification. Blue didn't care as he glared at Red with a very hateful glare before dropping down and raining down fists on the Pokemon Master as the crowd poured in on the boos. After twenty seconds of this, Blue stood up and began stomping the living hell out of his eternal rival before picking him up and nailing a vicious Powerbomb on him!
"Dammit! Blue interfered AGAIN! Red was about to beat Scourge decisively, but Blue couldn't let that happen! He disqualified Red, stole a true win from under him, and is now beating the crap out of him!" Church stated.
"Hey, Blue did what he had to do to save Scourge! It's what a teacher would do!" Sarge stated.
"Sarge, you know Blue did this for only himself, and you know it!" Church replied.
Blue glared down at the downed Pokemon Master before exiting the ring and going to ringside. From there, he picked up something...a steel chair. He folded it up and slid back in with it. With a stoic, damn near evil expression on his face, he held the chair as he waited for Red to get back to his feet. The Pokemon Master managed to pull himself up, and turned around. When he did, Blue lifted the chair and ran at Red...
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...AND GOT A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!
"SUPERKICK! Superkick out of nowhere! Red just saved his own ass!" Church exclaimed.
"Where the hell did that move come from?!" Sarge questioned.
Blue let go of the chair as he fell down to he mat laid out and it landed a ways from him. Red fell down trying to compose himself but he caught sight of the chair Blue dropped. He looked at Blue who was trying to get back up, and scowled before he grabbed the chair. He stood up with it, and waited as Blue slowly got to his knees. With hate in his eyes, Red raised the chair...
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...BUT SCOURGE NAILED HIM WITH THE SCOURGE-O-MATIC FROM BEHIND!
"Scourge! Scourge! Red forgot about Scourge!" Church stated.
"And boy did it ever cost him! Good job, King!" Sarge clapped.
Red held the back of his head as Scourge dropped down and began raining down fists on the face of the Pokemon Master. The crowd was livid with boos as Blue managed to make it to his feet and saw Scourge beating down Red. Scourge saw his old teacher, and shouted at him "TEACH, HOLD HIM! I'LL GIVE HIM THE SPEAR!" Blue gazed at his old student unreadable...before scoffing and picking up the Pokemon Master. He held him in place and growled in Red's face "This is what you get...this is another piece of 17 years of agony coming back at you..." Scourge readied himself as Blue held Red, and then bounced off the ropes, charged...
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...AND RED MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! SCOURGE SPEARED BLUE INSTEAD!
"OH SH*T! RED MOVED! BLUE TOOK THE SPEAR INSTEAD!" Church called.
"NO! THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Scourge looked down in shock as Blue held his midsection and rolled out of the ring in pain...
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...until Red hooked him up back-to-back...AND STRUCK WITH THE POKE-FLOW!
"POKE-FLOW! Red finally hits it on Scourge!" Church called.
"AH DAMMIT! SCREW YOU, YOU DISGRACE OF THE RED NAME!" Sarge cursed.
Red stood up as Scourge was laid out from the Poke-Flow, and glared down at the green hedgehog...
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...but didn't notice Sonic sliding into the ring behind him! Sonic turned Red around, lifted him up...AND HIT THE SONIC DRIVER!
"SONIC?! He came out of nowhere! He just nailed Red with the Sonic Driver!" Church stated.
"I think that was a message sent if he gets into the Chamber! He's making sure they don't forget about him!" Sarge theorized.
Red writhed in pain as Sonic took a knee and looked at the downed Red for a minute before shaking his head and turning around...
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...AND INTO A STEEL CHAIR SHOT FROM BOWSER!
"HOLY SH*T! And I think Bowser wants to send the same damn message!" Church stated. "Chair off the skull!"
"It was the chair Blue brought in, and it definitely got rung on a dirtbag hedgehig's skull!" Sarge commented.
Sonic fell to the mat completely out of it, and Bowser growled at him before throwing the chair away, and lifting up Sonic, who was now bleeding again...
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...AND HIT THE CHOKESLAM!
"CHOKESLAM! And there's a message sent for Sunday from Bowser!" Church stated.
"Hah, that will be the exact same fate when those two face off for the Chamber Spot!" Sarge commented.
Bowser gave out a great roar while Sonic was laid out and bleeding...
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...BUT SLY SLID IN FROM BEHIND AND NAILED A LOW BLOW WITH HIS CANE!
"Now Sly Cooper! The sneaky Sly manages to lay pain to Bowser the only way he can!" Church stated.
"Not fair! Not fair! He can't do it! Sly has to fight Bowser man-to-man!" Sarge exclaimed.
Bowser held his lower regions in enormous pain until Sly placed him in an Inverted Headlock...
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...AND HIT THE HONOR AMONG THIEVES!
"And now the Honor Among Thieves! This is pure chaos right now!" Church exclaimed.
"Dammit, everyone just wants to get the last word in!" Sarge proclaimed.
Sly stood up admiring his handiwork, placing the cane on his shoulder before turning around with a whistle...
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...AND CRASH HITS THE CRASH AND BURN OUT OF NOWHERE! The crowd cheers as Crash picks up Sly!
"CRASH MOTHERF*CKIN' BANDICOOT IS IN THE HOUSE! First the Crash and Burn...NOW the Wumpa Twist!" Church called as Crash hit said move on Sly with authority!
"Dammit, it's pandemonium! And just six days before Last Stand!" Sarge exclaimed.
Sly slid out of the ring from the impact and Crash shouted "WHOA!" as the crowd exploded as he threw up a Jeff Hardy pose! Crash made to spin in a twister...
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...ONLY TO GET CLOCKED IN THE FACE WITH THE WORLD TITLE BY MARIO!
"NOW MARIO! And he just decked Crash right in the face with the damn belt!" Church exclaimed.
"Hah! And guess what?! The Greatest Champion Ever is the last man standing...AGAIN!" Sarge stated.
Crash was laid out as Mario glared down at the bandicoot before raising his title and shouting "GREATEST CHAMPION EVER!" as the crowd poured in the hatred and chanted "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" Mario raised his title amid the destruction, happy that he was standing tall again...
...until he caught sight of Sonic, crimson mask and all, trying to use the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. Mario smirked before readying the title in his hand.
"Sonic's trying to get back up...but that may not be a good idea as Mario may clock his skull off!" Church stated.
"Stand up, your dirtbag! Stand up and recieve what you deserve: a belt shot in your face!" Sarge exclaimed.
Mario grinned very evilly as Sonic tried to pull himself up more with the ropes. Eventually, he managed to reach a vertical basis, and slowly turned around...
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...Mario ran and swung the belt in his hand...
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...AND SONIC LIFTED HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND NAILED THE SONIC DRIVER! MARIO IS IN PAIN AS SONIC IS LAID OUT!
"SONIC DRIVER! SONIC CAUGHT MARIO AND PLANTED HIS ASS! SONIC'S DOWN! MARIO'S DOWN! RED'S DOWN! CRASH, SLY, BLUE, SCOURGE, BOWSER...THEIR ALL DOWN!" Church shouted.
"THIS IS COMPLETE AND UTTER CARNAGE! THESE MEN HAVE JUST DESTROYED! JUST TO MAKE STATEMENTS! AN-HEY! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!" Sarge questioned.
The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as Matt came onto the stage and stood there, hands placed in his pocket as he watched the ring from his position. All eight men were laid out inside and outside the ring, either writhing in pain or completely laid out, and Matt just surveyed it all form the stage.
"It's Matt Ishida! And he's surveying the carnage that just took place in that very ring! Surveying his potential opponents come the big dance of Final Clash!" Church said.
"That no-good Digi-Destined is scouting the competition he has before him! Seven men he could potentially face at the big stage, but only one can face him with the World Title on the line!" Sarge stated.
"And Matt will get the answer to that question in six nights when the World Title is decided inside the Elimination Chamber, a match that had every men in or involved in it make a statement for it! Man, what a night! What a goddamn go-home show! Intense promos, attempted runovers, title matches, controversy, and so much damn more! Who knows what we'll see this Sunday?!" Church asked.
"Well, there's one thing I know is for certain, dirtbag...it will be the Last Stand for some! Take that to the bank!" Sarge stated.
"Everybody, that's all the time we had for you tonight! We hope that you enjoyed the final show before Last Stand! Trust us, the PPV will be something that shakes things up!" Church said. "I'm Leonard Church!"
"And I'm Sarge, Leader of the Reds!"
"We'll see you all at Last Stand in Hyrule! Good night everybody!" Church finished.
The show ended with the camera panning at each of the faces of the fallen Elimination Chamber competitors as they were down and trying to recover and then back to Matt who continued to look at the ring before lifting his arm up and once again, as before, pointing to the Final Clash sign. The Monday Night Flame logo appeared on the lefthand side of the screen as the show fades to black.
Monday Night Flame Results
Hinata Hyuuga def. Samus (Qualifies for Six-Pack Challenge)
Falco Lombardi def. Crunch Bandicoot
Matt Ishida def. Link by submission
Crash Bandicoot def. Sly Cooper
Tails and Knuckles (c) def. Team 2D (retains UCA World Tag Team Championship)
Bowser vs Sonic the Hedgehog went to a no contest
Luigi and Yoshi def. Jak and Ratchet
Red def. Scourge the Hedgehog by DQ
Last Stand Match Card
World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match: Super Mario (c) vs Crash Bandicoot vs Scourge the Hedgehog vs Red vs Sly Cooper vs Bowser/Sonic the Hedgehog
Women's Championship Six-Pack Challenge: Lightning Farron (c) vs Kiva Andru vs Mandy vs Princess Peach vs Green vs Hinata Hyuuga
Hardcore Championship: Senji Kiyomasa (c) vs Ben Tennyson
Internet Championship: Colt Anderson (c) vs Johnny Cage
Elimination Chamber Qualifying No Disqualification Match: Bowser vs Sonic the Hedgehog
Tag Team Tables Elimination Match: Team 2D vs The Elrics
Falco Lombardi vs Starforce Megaman
D-Hedgeration X (Hope and Shadow the Hedgehogs) vs Jason Krueger and Chaos the Hedgehog
Cruiserweight Number One Contender Gauntlet
A/N: YES! I did it! I did it! I finished the go-home show for Last Stand! And that means I have finally reached Last Stand! And several matches here I look VERY forward to doing! I want to thank you all for supporting me through all of this, and for helping me to get this far! I am glad that UCA has been such a major success since the get go! I hope to continue to make UCA, and to bring you an AWESOME PPV in Last Stand! Trust me, I will work my hardest for it!
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, so make to leave a review, because hey, reviews are so damn loved here! Truly, they are! :D And next time I appear, it'll be for Last Stand! See ya!