UCA: Universal Character Association

by ForceWalker

From all over the universe, from comic books, video games, anime, cartoons, and more, fiction's greatest characters come together in one epic wrestling promotion to prove themselves better, to become champions, and to become the best. This is Universal Character Association, where the best of the best come to play!

27. Last Stand Part 3

AThe camera went to backstage once more, where we go to the locker room of none other...the the Pokemon Master himself, Red. The crowd went crazy at the sight of him as he was getting ready for the main event, adjusting some fingerless gloves on him with a focused look on his face. After a few moments, he suddenly spoke without turning around.

"...I was wondering when you would show up here, Matt..." Red stated.

Matt came onto the screen of the Tron, the crowd going equally crazy for him. He stood behind Red, the gaze he had all night held on the Master.

"...Hmph...you knew I was coming..." Matt said.

"Word has gotten around about you making your rounds with the Chamber competitors, and I knew you were coming eventually. So..." Red turned around, staring intently at Matt. "What do you got to say to me, Ishida?"

"...I remember the Poke-Digi Wars long ago. Back in WWE during the Attitude Era...the battle between Pokemon and Digimon that took place...the matches me, Sora, and Tai and the others had with the likes of Ash, Brock, and Misty. The blood...the sweat...everything we shed to defeat the other. It was a war and rivalry that has cemented itself as one of the best ever...you were around during that time..."

"Yeah, I was...I remember vividly how badly Digimon and Pokemon were at each other's throats back then...Even after the Attitude Era, the war persisted in some form in AWF and even here in UCA...though I never took part in the main wars that happened back during that time..." Red stated.

"Exactly...you were the guy that helped start Pokemon. The very first protagonist of the franchise...without you and your game, Pokemon would not have gotten off the ground. Yet...no one from the first gen of Digimon has ever faced you, a first Gen guy in every manner. There was a tease back in 2000 between you and Tai, but that never came to fruition. For the most part...the original games of Pokemon never faced off with any of the original Destined in any form...but that can change..." Matt stated.

"Yeah...all it takes is once Chamber victory from me, and I know a thing or two about winning Chamber Matches. I know Blue wants to keep that from happening, but that Chamber is going to make sure to keep Blue out. And even if he finds a way in, I'll beat him back, no matter what. This is World Title Number 9 for me...and when I win that World Title...then it's you vs me...a Poke-Digi Dream Match for the ages...the Digi-Destined of Friendship against the Pokémon Master...and trust me, I am going to win that encounter." Red smirked.

"Hmph...the Poke-Digi Wars are rightfully over, but if I face you...if you win tonight...then I am winning the Poke-Digi Dream Match." Matt stated strongly. "Not even the face of this company, the 8-time World Champ will keep me from what I came back to do. I just want you to know...that no matter our respect for each other, no matter if a War is over...if it comes to it...you WILL be an obstacle to me...and I will RUN...YOU...OVER...to be World Champion. Got it?"

"...Wouldn't have it any other way...if it's me winning and heading to Final Clash, I am going to make sure you EARN that World Title...but don't think winning is a guarantee with me...because I'm the Pokémon Master for a reason. Beware Matt...because I'll be the toughest challenge you'll ever ask for." Red stated.

"I know that much...but at Final Clash...should victory be yours tonight...it won't be about Pokémon vs Digimon...no...it'll be about something you, or no one else can't stop...see you around, Red." Matt stated.

Matt then left the locker room, leaving Red to adjust his hat as he walked away before going back to training.

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"And there is round number 5...the Pokémon Master himself, Red. What a confrontation between them...imagine if THEY faced off at Final Clash..." Church said.

"Eh, it be a borefest automatically, the worst main event in Final Clash history. Write it off." Sarge waved off.

"...You only say that because you hate both of them, aren't you?" Church asked.

"YEP!" Sarge stated.

Church sighed. "Ignore him. Like I said, he's an idiot. Matt vs Red is a Poke-Digi Dream Match, but as you can tell Matt STILL won't let the UCA legend of all people stop him if he's in his way. But you also got to believe, Red doesn't want his ninth World Title to end so quickly should it happen! These rounds Matt is making are ve-" Church said before being cut off by...

(What goes up must come down

Yet my feet don't touch the ground

See the world spin upside down

A mighty crash without a sound

I can feel your every rage

Step aside I'll turn the page

Breakin' through your crazy maze

Like my laser beams my eyes on you)

("Sonic Heroes" by Crush 40)

"-hello, what is THIS?" Church raised an eyebrow.

The crowd exploded into shocked cheers as Tails and Knuckles came out onto the stage with their Tag Titles on their shoulders. The two looked out to the crowd and nodded at them then each other before walking down the ramp, slapping hands with fans along the way. They walked around the ring to the announce table before grabbing some chairs and setting them up next to the table.

"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the UCA World Tag Team Champions, Miles "Tails" Prower and Knuckles the Echidna!"

"Well, well, check out this little surprise! We have the UCA World Tag Team Champions out here, and I think it's obvious they have a vested interest in this match!" Church stated.

"Of course, they do! This is where Team 2D is going to demolish those damn Elrics and put themselves back in Tag Title contendership! It's Red destiny! And you can't deny RED DESTINY!" Sarge shouted.

"Sarge...shut the hell up." Church deadpanned. "Seriously...no one wants to hear your crap. And in any case, this isn't the first time we have seen Tails tonight, but this is where he has his eyes on now. Tails and Knuckles are here to watch, and we are all in for a table war coming up!"

Tails and Knuckles took their seats in the chairs next to the announce table as the bell rang a few times. "The following contest...is a Tag Team Tables Elimination Match! Where the only way to win is for a team to put BOTH of their opponents through tables."

(Get up! Get up! Get up!

Drop the bombshell!

Get up! Get up!

This is outta control!

Get up! Get up! Get up!

Drop the bombshell!

Get up! Get up! (Get gone))

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

The crowd booed loudly as the lights gained brown and grey highlights, and as the lyrics played, Tom and Jerry came out onto the stage, no cocky smirks. Just pure focused expressions on their faces as they stared out to the crowd. Jerry pounded his chest before throwing up the "V" sign with his fingers as Tom shook his arms in readiness, and the two made their way down the ramp. They had a wild gleam in their eyes before entering the ring, and the two got on opposite turnbuckles, raising the "V" sign once more with Tom shouting "TIME FOR NON-STOP VIOLENCE, B*TCHES!"

"Introducing first, from New York City, New York, weighing in at a combined weight of 453 lbs., Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, Team 2D!"

"No matter if you love them or hate them, these two...are tag team legends. Record seven-time UCA World Tag Team Champions, six-time UWE Duos Champions, three-time ECW Animation Tag Team Champions...sixteen Tag Team Titles...only outdone by their teachers, the 2D Power Trip. They will go down as one of the all-time great teams, and tonight...they look to destroy the two known as the Elrics."

"And in THEIR environment no less! You will find no one in Fiction Wrestling better with tables then Team 2D! They have made a career out of putting people through wood! They haven't done it for awhile in UCA, but after everything that's happened, oh they will be more then HAPPY to give those dirty Blues the SHOTGUN UP THE ASS!" Sarge shouted.

"Losing the Duos Titles at Barely Legal in a Flaming Tables Match...losing their UCA Tag Title shot to Tails and Knuckles...these two are pissed...and they want to make the Elrics suffer big time. This won't be pretty..." Church said.

(This is where it begins

This is where it ends

This is where it begins

And this is where it ends

They called us a dead generation,

They told us that we wouldn't survive

They left us alone in the maelstrom

As you can see we're all clearly alive

We know where you are and we're coming

Let's see you say that shit to our face

30/30-150 Remembers

30/30-150 HATES)

("30/30-150" by Stone Sour)

The crowd exploded into loud cheers as the music played, and when the music picked up in pace, the Elrics came out side by side. Ed punched his hand into his automail arm, and Al simply took a deep breath before the two stared down Team 2D in the ring, who simply glared back at them with anger. The two then walked down the ramp, never taking their eyes of Team 2D.

"And their opponents, from Resembool, Amestris, at a combined weight of 426 lbs., Edward and Alphonse, the Elrics Brothers!"

"The Elrics have been having an issue with Team 2D for MONTHS now! What started as a simple backstage argument between them has developed into a heated feud between them! Screw-overs, distractions, attacks, hardcore, intense matches, you name it, they've done it to each other. And it's all lead to this point..."

"These damn dirty Blues managed to steal a win on the show before Royal Reckoning against Team 2D, but guess what? Team 2D got back at them on Animated in Extreme Rules! It's 1-1 in big matches...and guess what? Team 2D is going to take the rubber match because the Elrics are about to get RED JUSTICE HANDED TO THEIR ASSES!" Sarge shouted.

"I'm not so sure Sarge...the last time Team 2D was involved with tables, they got their asses handed to them. This may be their environment, but the Elrics ha-WAIT, WHAT THE HELL?!" Church called out.

Team 2D opted to screw waiting and exited the ring and ran up the ramp towards the Elrics. The Elrics ran down the ramp towards Team 2D in retaliation...AND THE TWO TEAMS MET AND BEGAN TRADING FISTS WITH EACH OTHER!

"AND TEAM 2D DOESN'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE! THE FISTS ARE FLYING HERE AND NOW! AND THIS TABLES MATCH IS UNDERWAY!" Church shouted.

The bell rang as Tom was on Ed, and Jerry was on Al. Ed and Tom brawled down the ramp as Jerry tackled down Al and rained down fists on him. Ed suddenly grabbed Tom and rammed him into the ring apron and began nailing fists to his head. Tom was brought down to a seated position against the ring apron, and Ed backed up and then ran at Tom. Tom suddenly shot out though and nailed a Dropkick to Ed's knee, causing him to fall face-first onto the apron. Meanwhile, Al turned Jerry over and rained down fists on him until Jerry kicked him off and both got to their feet. Al ducked a clothesline, and nailed a Thrust Kick to Jerry's gut. He grabbed Jerry, but Tom ran in and knocked him down. Tom and Jerry then stomped out Al before picking him up and nailing a Double Suplex on the ramp. The two then saw Ed getting up down the ramp, then they picked up Al and threw him into Ed, knocking him over and both Elrics were laid out. Tom then got on all fours in front of Jerry who backed up as the Elrics got up, then ran and stepped on Tom, and nailed a Diving Senton Bomb off him on the Elrics.

"And Tom and Jerry have taken early control of this match, and that double team move made sure the Elrics are down for the moment!" Church stated.

"Of coruse they have control of this match! After all, they know how to brawl and fight more then the Elrics ever could! Prepare to see Reds do their thing!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry stood up and raised the "V" sign as Tom grabbed a table from under the ring and began setting it up ringside. Jerry went to pick up Al, but Al began hitting Jerry in the gut a few time before getting a knee to the skull. Jerry brought Al to the table, and he and Tom grabbed Al from behind and lifted him up in the air. Suddenly, Ed grabbed the table and pulled it out of the way in time as Team 2D nailed a Double Back Suplex on the outside. Team 2D got up, surprised at not putting Al through the table, when Ed leaped onto the table and nailed a Double Crossbody off it on them both. He got up and then picked up Tom, throwing him into the ring. Ed slid in as Tom got up, and nailed him with a few stiff Forearms to the face before whipping him into the ropes. Tom bounced off them, ducked a clothesline, and bounced right back into a Hip Toss from Ed. Tom sat up from the impact, and got a Soccer Kick to the back of the head. Ed picked up Tom and lifted him up for a Running Powerslam, but Tom landed behind Ed and pushed him away right into a Missile Dropkick from a recovered Jerry.

"And Ed stopped in his damn tracks with that out-of-nowhere Missile Dropkick from Jerry! With no tags, there's no telling when a partner will screw you over!" Church said.

"And guess who recovered first?! It was Jerry! Come on, like Jerry was going to be kept with a measly attack like that! After all, he runs on RED POWER!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry got up and saw Al getting on the apron and proceeded to kick him in the head, knocking him off it and onto the floor. Tom picked up Ed and nailed several knees to the gut before throwing him into Jerry, who caught him with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Tom and Jerry picked him up and lifted him up for a Vertical Suplex, and dropped him with a Double Sitout Gourdbuster. Tom and Jerry stood up and posed cockily as the crowd chanted "2D SUCKS!" before Tom picked up Ed. Ed suddenly nailed a Forearm to the ace of Tom, and then caught Jerry with one as well. He began nailing both animals with repeated forearms to loud cheers, and knocked away Tom with a right, turned to Jerry...

...and got hit with an Inverted Atomic Drop! Jerry then held Ed in place as Tom bounced off the ropes, and nailed a Big Boot to the jaw, sending Ed down to the mat!

"And Team 2D is just treating Edward like a damn piñata! He's getting beaten around more then we do when Tex uses us as dummies!" Church said.

"Dark times..." Sarge shuddered. "But at least these are good times! It's Team 2D using Ed as a dummy! And look at it! LOOK AT IT! Isn't it grand?" Sarge asked.

Jerry told Tom to get a table as he dropped down and nailed forearms to Ed's skull. Tom slid out of the ring and grabbed a table from under the ring. He placed if on the apron...

...but out of nowhere, Al ran in and hit a Baseball Slide, sending the table into Tom knocking him down. Jerry sees Al and tries for a clothesline on him, but Al ducks it and nails Shoot Kicks to the leg, stunning Jerry. Al then nailed a Dropkick that sent Jerry stumbling back into a corner. Al ran at him, but Jerry caught him with a foto to the jaw. Al staggered back, and Jerry ran at him, but Al ducked the clothesline and nailed a Neckbreaker Slam! Al picked up Jerry and whipped him, but Jerry reversed and whipped Al instead into the ropes. Jerry went for a Forearm. but Al ducked it...

...and suddenly nailed a Suicide Dive on Tom on the outside!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell did that damn Elric do?!" Sarge asked.

"He just pulled an audible, and took out Tom with a Suicide Dive! Saw the tomcat get up, and made sure he stayed down!" Church called.

Jerry was stunned by the action, but before he could do anything, he was turned around by Ed and nailed with a Gamegiri. Jerry was sent from the kick to the ropes, where Al got on the apron and Hotshot Jerry across the ropes. Jerry staggered backwards, and into a Dragon Suplex from Ed! Al steadied himself on the apron as Ed went to Jerry and picked him up, and nailed a Backstabber...

...sending him into a Springboard Knee Smash from Al! Ed and Al stood up and nodded to each other as Ed slid out of the ring and grabbed the table that got sent into Tom and slid it into the ring. Al picked up Jerry and quickly took him down with a Body Slam as Ed set the table up in the middle of the ring. Once done, the brothers picked up Jerry, and set him up for a Double Suplex through the table...

...and Tom grabbed Jerry's leg from outside the ring and pulled him out of the ring away from the Elrics.

"Thank you Tom for saving Jerry! I'll give you several pieces of fish when this is all over!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tom held onto Jerry as they regrouped on the outside...

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...BUT THE ELRICS NAILED CROSSBODY AND SENTON PLANCHAS ON TEAM 2D!

"But it did nothing as the Elrics soar high and land big!" Church stated.

The Elrics stood up and raised their fists to a cheering crowd chanting "ELRICS! ELRICS!" before Ed picked up Tom and threw him into the barricade hard as Al went over to the table on the outside and grabbed. He folded the stands and brought it to the side of the ring where Team 2D was lying at. After Ed dealt with Tom, he went to Al and helped him set up the table across the apron and barricade, like some sort of bridge. Once done, Al grabbed Jerry and nailed a few more forearms to the face before placing him across the table and held him there. He nodded to Ed, and the older Elric went over to a corner. He got on the apron and climb the corner to the very top, readied himself...

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...but Tom suddenly grabbed Al from behind and nailed a German Suplex on the floor, sending him away from the table and Jerry! The mouse in question then shot up off the table and climbed onto the apron to Al...

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...AND PUSHED ED OFF THE TOP AND ONTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE!

"HOLY SH*T! Jerry just pushed Ed to his doom! Did you see the way he landed on that barricade?! NASTY!" Church exclaimed.

"I did see the way he landed on the barricade! Oh my, it was a thing of beauty! Could Jerry have pushed him a little harder so Edwould have landed even worse?! That would have been nice!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tom picked up Al and ran and threw him into the barricade nearest the announce table, then picked him up once and dragged him to said table, glaring at the Tag Champs sitting near it as he did so. He slammed Al's head into announce table, then proceeded to do it once more, and then again and again. After six Head Smashes on the table, Tom nailed a Half Nelson Slam on the outside. He then went to the crew and grabbed a steel chair from them, folding it up. He went over to the down Ed, raised the chair...

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...and Al suddenly kicked Tom's knee out, causing him to fall down to his knees in surprise! Al quickly stood up, grabbed the steel chair from him...AND SLAMMED IT ACROSS TOM'S SKULL!

"And there goes a few of Tom's brain cells! Chair off the damn skull!" Church called.

"Hey, the Elric can't use the chair! He's not a Red! I demand justice be done by the ref for this crap!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry ran around the corner seeing this go on and charged at Al...ONLY TO GET THE CHAIR THROWN INTO HIS FACE!

"Aaaaaaannnnddddd...Jerry meets the same fate." Church deadpanned.

Jerry was laid out as Al picked him up by the head and threw him straight into the steel post face-first, causing him to spin over to near the table because of the impact. Al went over to him, picked him up, and Flapjacked Jerry across the barricade. Jerry held his chest in pain as Al placed him on the table and nailed a few fists before sliding into the ring. Al then grabbed the ropes tightly, measured Jerry...

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...AND JERRY ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CORKSCREW PLANCHA AND OFF THE TABLE! AL GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE AND DOWN TO THE GROUND!

"SON OF A B*TCH! ED TOOK A RISK, AND IT DID NOT PAY OFF! HE'S GOT SPLINTERS TO PULL OUT TONIGHT!" Church shouted.

"HAHA! STUPID ELRIC! OF COURSE THAT WOULD HAPPEN! NOW ED NEEDS TO GO THROUGH A TABLE, AN-" Sarge began.

"But Sarge, in this match, you CAN'T put yourself through a table for it to count! The rules state that a team must PUT THEIR OPPPONENTS THROUGH TABLES in order to win! This ain't John Cena vs Sheamus! So Al's still in this, even if it's in pain!" Church clarified.

"...I hate the damn rules...I bet Blues designed them..." Sarge stated, causing Church to facepalm.

Al writhed among the table debris in pain as Jerry smirked slowly getting to his feet. However, he didn't notice a recovered Ed getting on the apron behind Jerry. Jerry turned around as Al ran AND ED HIT A DIVING SEATED SENTON OFF THE APRON! Jerry was laid out as Al knelt down and rained down a flurry of fists on the mouse before picking him up. He hooked Jerry up for an Equivalent Exchange, but Jerry nailed a few elbows, and suddenly turned them around and tried for a Saving Grace...

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...Ed flipped over and landed on his feet behind Jerry...

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...AND GOT A STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL FROM TOM!

"AND THERE GOES SOME NON-STOP VIOLENCE! CHAIR TO THE FACE ONLY TEAM 2D CAN DO! TAKE IT, YOU ELRIC B*TCHES!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Where the hell did Tom come from?! Out of nowhere, he just creamed Edward with that steel chair that was used to cream him not too long ago!" Church stated.

Ed was laid out as Tom threw the chair away and he and Jerry scowled at each other before picking up Ed and throwing him into the ring. They both slid in and picked up Edward, setting him up in front of the table in the ring. They lifted him up onto their shoulders...

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...AND NAILED A DOUBLE POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!

"AND ED GETS PUT THROUGH A TABLE! TEAM 2D JUST SENT EDWARD DOWN HARD! ED IS THE FIRST OFFICIALLY ELIMINATED!" Church called.

"AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT TEAM 2D AND TABLES TOGETHER: THE OPPOSING TEAM GETS SLAUGHTERED! AND NOW WITH ONE DOWN...TIME FOR ANOTHER!" Sarge exclaimed.

Team 2D celebrated their actions as Tom talked trash to the downed Ed as Jerry saw Al finally getting up on the outside, and nailed a Dropkick through the ropes. Jerry exited the ring and grabbed a broken piece of table and slammed it across Al's skull as Tom pulled ANOTHER table from under the ring. He dragged it to where Jerry and Al were, and the mouse picked up Al as Tom readied the table, and Jerry whipped him to Tom...

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...and right into the table as Tom threw it into Al, slamming it against his skull! Al was out like a light and Jerry picked up Al and threw him into the ring as Tom picked up the table and slid it into the ring. Jerry waited as Al got up before tripping him up and holding onto both legs, before launching him...

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...right into an Elbow Smash from Tom, sending him back down and lying across Jerry's knees! Tom then bounced off the ropes, and nailed a Senton while Al was laying across the knees!

"And with Ed momentarily out of the equation, Team 2D are just having their way with Al! This is what happens when Team 2D isolates you! They take you apart piece by damn piece!" Church said.

"They aren't the greatest tag team in Fiction Wrestling for nothing! They know how to pick a person apart! And we are seeing work of art in progress! So watch as they work, dirty Blue!" Sarge stated.

Jerry went and picked up the table in the ring and began setting it up in the corner as Tom picked up Al and planted him with a Powerbomb on the canvas. Once Jerry was done, Team 2D went to the opposite corner and waited for Al to get up in front of the proper table in the corner. Tom grabbed Jerry's arm, and when Al stood up, Tom whipped the mouse to Al as hard as he could...

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...and Al leapfrogged over Jerry! Jerry, on instinct, halted himself before going through the table. Sighing in relief, Jerry turned around...

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...AS ALPHONSE SIDESTEPPED AN INCOMING TOM WHO SPEARED JERRY THROUGH THE TABLE INSTEAD!

"MISSTEP! MISSTEP! Al outsmarted Team 2D! And though that doesn't count as an 'elimination' because it was not the opponent putting him through a table, that doesn't make it any less painful for Jerry!" Church stated.

"Hey what?! When could Alphonse do that?! Isn't he the weaker of the Elric twins?! I need my book of Red glory! I need to find out why Al was able to do that!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry was laid out among the table debris and Tom stood up in shock before turning around...AND GETTING A WHEELBARROW BULLDOG FROM AL! Tom was laid out himself as Al slowly recovered in the ring before getting up in the ring. He picked up Tom and whipped him, but Tom reversed and whipped Al into the ropes. Al leaped at the ropes when he reached them and nailed a Springboard Back Elbow. Tom got to his feet and ran into a Spinning Heel Kick from the alchemist, and when Tom got back to his knees, he got a Dropkick to the face. Al then got on the apron, and waited for Tom to get back up before Springboarding towards him...

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...and Tom moved out of the way! Al landed on his feet and turned around, and got caught with a Sitout Spinebuster! Tom stood up scowling, and stomped Al in the gut, causing him to sit up, bounced off the ropes, and booted him right in the jaw! Tom then picked up Al and placed him in Argentine Rack!

"Uh-oh, it may be Feline Frenzy time!" Church called.

Tom scowled, and ran for the Feline Frenzy...

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...BUT ED OUT OF NOWHERE HITS A FLYING FOREARM ON TOM! Tom is stunned as Al gets off his shoulders, grabs his head from behind, and nails an Inverted Suplex! Tom rolls out of the ring from the impact, and Ed and Al waste no time following Tom out of the ring! They stalk the Tomcat as he slowly gets up to his feet...

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...AND NAIL A DOUBLE ENZIGURI TO THE SKULL! Tome was dazed on his feet as the Elrics grabbed his head...AND FOLLOWED WITH A DOUBLE DDT ON THE FLOOR!

"Oooooohhhhh! Call a doctor - not Doc - and check if that cat has lost any brain cells!" Church said.

"What do you take Tom for?! Some dirty Blue?! His brain cells are intact...and on that note, OH NO TOM!" Sarge exclaimed.

The Elrics followed up by quickly getting a table from underneath the ring and set it up at ringside near the announce table. Ed then grabbed Tom and got on the table, pulling Tom up with him as Al got on the apron then climbed to the top. Ed held Tom in a Neckbreaker position on the table outside as Al stood tall on top of the corner...

"Wait, wait, wait...NO! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU DIRTY ELRICS! IF YOU DO, I SWEAR I WILL HAVE YOU HOLD MY BULLETS IN YOUR GUT!" Sarge shouted.

Ed and Al looked at each other and nodded...

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...as Al dived off the top towards them...

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...AND NAILED THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST ON TOM THROUGH THE TABLE!

"F! M! A! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST THROUGH THE TABLE, SUPER-SIZED! TOM HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BY THE ELRICS! WE ARE NOW AT SUDDEN DEATH!" Church exclaimed.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! TOOOOMMMM! SOMEONE CALL 911! WE NEED MEDICAL HELP FOR THE BRAVEST RED CAT OF ALL! 911, HELP TOM!" Sarge shouted.

Tom was left laying motionless among the table debris as Ed and Al stood up to crazy cheers from the crowd who were chanting "HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!" Ed glanced at Tails and Knuckles sitting next to the announce table, and did the belt taunt at them. Knuckles simply smirked and raised his title belt high as Tails chuckled as the Elrics turned around...

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...AND JERRY NAILS THEM WITH A DUAL ELBOW SUICIDA!

"Hey Elrics! Guess what you saw?! A FLYING MOUSE IN YOUR FACES!" Sarge shouted.

"The Elrics took their eye off the ball, and Jerry just made them pay with flying elbows to their noses!" Church said.

Jerry stood up and raised his hand in "V" signs for a moment before kicking Al in the jaw, knocking him back down before picking up Ed and nailing a Suplex on the floor. Jerry then looked under the ring and pulled out another table from under the ring. He got on the apron and pulled the table up with him, holding it up as Ed got up on the floor...

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...AND JERRY DIVED OFF WITH THE TABLE AND THREW IT INTO ED, BREAKING IT OVER ED'S SKULL!

"Well...it seems UCA had it's first instance of a TABLE GOING THROUGH SOMEBODY! And might I say...Edward, You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge stated.

"Good God, Jerry used a table the EXACT OPPOSITE way it's supposed to be used! That's a first!" Church said.

Ed crumpled down to the floor and held his head, covered in table remains as Jerry walked over to Al. He picked him up, but Al suddenly broke free and began nailing fists to the skull of the mouse before grabbing Jerry and nailing a Sitout Jawbreaker. Jerry was stunned, and Al nailed a Snap Hurricarana, sending Jerry over to near the barricade. Al stalked Jerry as he slowly got up to his feet, then ran at him...

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...grabbed Jerry's head and jumped and spun around...

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...and Jerry dropped Al across the barricade, avoiding the Running Tornado DDT! Al groaned in pain, but Jerry grabbed his head, set him up as he propped his feet on the barricade...

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...AND JERRY HITS A BARRICADE-HUNG NECKBREAKER!

"OH DAMN! A freakin' Neckbreaker off the barricade! Did you see how Al landed?! That was sick!" Church stated.

"My word...he may actually be hurt...that could have hurt him so much...DO IT AGAIN, JERRY!" Sarge cheered.

Al was crumpled on the floor as Jerry stood up and once again looked under the ring, and pulled out yet another table from it. He quickly set up the table next to the ring. He then picked up Al and placed him in front of the table, grabbing him in a Inverted Facelock, tried to lift him up...

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...and Ed knocked Jerry down from behind! Al was let go of and Ed rained down fists on Jerry for awhile before picking him up and slamming his skull against the steel post, then threw him back into the ring.

"And Ed saved his little brother and the match-up, and now he's got Jerry on the defensive, beating the crap out of him!" Church said.

"Hey! Where the hell is Tom to save the day?! He's always there for his partner!" Sarge stated.

"Still knocked the f*ck out in front of us! You aren't going to get up from a move like he took anytime soon, Sarge!" Church replied.

Ed then reached under the ring and pulled out ANOTHER table! It was table mania in this match as Ed slid the table into the ring and got in himself. He picked up the table as Jerry himself got up, and slammed the table into the gut of Jerry, forcing him to his knees. Ed backed up, and then slammed the table right into the face of Jerry, knocking him down. He then placed the table down onto the mat and picked up Jerry. He hooked him up...

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...AND NAILED AN EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE ON THE TABLE!

"And Jerry gets planted on the table! Ed's got all the momentum right now! All he has to do is put Jerry through a table and the Elrics win!" Church called.

"I swear, if the Elrics win, I will riot! I swear, I will take this announce table and tear it apart with my shotgun! I WILL RIOT! RIOT I SAY!" Sarge shouted.

Ed stood up and picked up the table and set it up near a corner in the ring. When done, he went over to Jerry and picked him up, but Jerry suddenly Flapjacked him against the corner turnbuckles. Ed slumped against the corner hard before turning around and leaned against it. Jerry backed up and ran, and nailed a Corner Clothesline on Ed! He then held onto Ed, and tried for a Running Bulldog towards the table...

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...Ed stopped themselves just before they reached the table, and lifted for a Back Suplex...

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...Jerry flipped out of it and landed behind Ed! He hooked him up in a Cobra Cluth and leaped...

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...and Ed got out of the Mouse Trap and landed behind Jerry! Jerry turned around and got a kick to the gut! He was placed between the legs by Ed...

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...AND TOM SUDDENLY COMES FROM BEHIND AND NAILS A FULL NELSON BOMB ON ED THROUGH THE TABLE!

"YES! TOM IS BACK! And guess what, you dirtbag Elric?! You got put through a table! YES! TEAM 2D WO-" Sarge exclaimed.

"But Sarge, Ed was already put through a table before! It has to be Al who is put through a table! The match continues, idiot!" Church exclaimed.

"...Oh yeah, I knew that. I was just yanking everyone's leg." Sarge said.

Ed was laid out as Tom helped Jerry up and they panted before turning around...AND GOT A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE DROPKICK FROM AL! The crowd exploded as Al kipped up and had an intense look on his face. Team 2D got up and Al nailed a Knife Edge Chop to Tom, and then a Forearm to Jerry! Back Elbow to Tom, Backfist to Jerry! Al kept trading blows on Team 2D before ducking a clothesline from Tom, and nailing a Jumping Calf Kick on him! Al saw Jerry coming for him and caught him with a Dropkick. He picked Jerry up and nailed a few kicks to the gut before nailing a Jumping Knee Lift that stunned Jerry! He then bounced off the ropes to Jerry...

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...who ducked a clothesline and grabbed Al from behind! He lifted him up in a Back Suplex, and Tom stood up and grabbed the head...BACK SUPLEX/NECKBREAKER COMBO!

"And Team 2D again back in control! That cat and mouse just switch momentum back to them in the blink of an eye so easily!" Church said.

"Of course they do, this is THEIR match! The match they know better then anyone else! And soon, they shall be lead to VICTORY FOR REDKIND EVERYWHERE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tom and Jerry quickly picked Al back up and whipped him into a corner, and Tom grabbed Jerry and whipped him HARD towards Al! Jerry nails Al with a Corner Forearm Smash, and then threw him to Tom...

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...who caught Al with a Superman Punch to the jaw, sending him down to the mat! Tom had a bloodthirsty look on his face, and pushed Jerry in the chest and shouted "JERRY!" Jerry replied with "WHAT'S UP?!" And Tom replied with...

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..."TIME FOR NON-STOP VIOLENCE!"

Jerry nodded and quickly rolled out of the ring and looked under the ring and pulled out perhaps the final table of the match and slid it into the ring. Tom saw Al getting back up and Big Booted him in the skull before grabbing the table and setting it up inside the ring.

"Oh man, you heard Tom! It's time for Non-Stop Violence, and the end may be near for the Elrics! All that has to be done is for them to put Al through that table, and it's game over!" Church said.

"And when Team 2D gets like this, there is no stopping them! It's time for Red doomsday for the Elrics! And doomsday has never been so welcomed!" Sarge shouted.

Tom finished setting up the table and Jerry picked up Al, and then they gave a quick look to the Tag Champs ringside, who glared at them for the look, and then they looked at Al and shouted...

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"BURN...IN...HELL!"

Tom then stood on one side of the table, Jerry with Al on the other, and Jerry whipped the Elric to the ropes. Al bounced off them...

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...Jerry lifted Al by the legs...

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...Tom jumped into the air...

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...AND AL TURNED THE JERRY'S FLAPJACK INTO A DDT ON THE MAT!

"REVERSAL! AL NAILED JERRY WITH A DDT! THERE AIN'T NO NON-STOP VIOLENCE THROUGH A TABLE THIS TIME AROUND!" Church said.

"DAMMIT! HOW MANY LIVES DO THESE ELRICS HAVE?! TOM, GO MAKE HIM SUFFER!" Sarge commanded.

Jerry was laid out from the impact and Tom was stunned...BUT GOT GRABBED FROM BEHIND BY ED AND PLANTED WITH A FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER! Tom rolled out of the ring as Al called for Ed. Ed walked around the table as Al picked Tom up, but the mouse pushed Ed towards Al. Ed stopped himself in time before crashing into Al, and Tom ran at Ed...

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...but Al ducked a clothesline, and ran into Ed's arms, who hooked him up...which was followed by a Gamenigri from Al! FOLLOWED BY A EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE FROM ED!

"And now it's the Elrics showing off their teamwork! Tom is laid out! Jerry is out! The Elrics can taste victory, and I bet it smells oh so sweet!" Church said.

"GAH! This can't be happening! Tom! Jerry! Somebody Red! Do something! If you don't, our world will collapse upon us, and the Blues shall destroy us all!" Sarge stated.

"...You know what, I wonder why I am even sane at times like this." Church deadpanned.

The crowd was going crazy, cheering loudly as the Elrics picked up Jerry and Al got on the apron as Ed lifted him up into an Electric Chair in front of the table facing Al. Al readied himself before launching onto the ropes...

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...ONLY FOR TOM TO GRAB THE LEG MID-JUMP AND PULL HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Ed was stunned and that allowed Jerry to get off Ed's shoulders and when Ed turned around...FLOWING DDT BY JERRY! And in the meanwhile, Al got lifted up by Tom outside the ring...FALLING POWERBOMB ON THE FLOOR!

"And in the blink of an eye, Team 2D just took out the Elrics! Falling Powerbomb! Flowing DDT! Team 2D is now the ones about to achieve victory!" Church stated.

"What did I tell you?! Don't doubt the greatness known as Team 2D! Why...because Red fury will come down on like you a box of lightning! I dare you to tell me that wasn't' because of Red training!" Sarge stated; Church only facepalmed.

Jerry picked up Ed and threw him out of the ring while Tom picked up Al and threw him into the ring. Jerry set up the table near a corner while Tom dragged Al to that very corner. Team 2D then placed Al on the top of the corner and tried to climb up with him, but Al suddenly began to fight back with fists to both skulls of Team 2D! After a bit of fist fighting, he managed to kick the two away, and tried to stand tall...

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...ONLY TO GET A ROPE-AIDED KICK TO THE SKULL BY JERRY! Al was once again dazed and sat on the turnbuckle out of it. Team 2D then climbed up to the top and grabbed a hold of Alm, setting him up Double Suplex-style.

"Oh sh*t...Are they really going to go for it?! A Double Superplex through the table?!" Church asked.

"You damn skippy! And it's Al going through it...SO VICTORY FOR REDS! Al..." Sarge began.

Team 2D stood tall holding Al on the top and smirked sadistically...

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...AND ED PULLED THE TABLE OUT OF THE WAY AS TEAM 2D HIT THE DOUBLE SUPERPLEX!

"You Just Got...AAAAAHHH! YOU DAMN ELRIC! GO TO RED HELL!" Sarge shouted.

"ED! EDWARD ELRIC! HE JUST SAVED THEIR ASSES IN THIS MATCH! TEAM 2D MISSED THE TABLE! THIS CONTINUES!" Church said.

Team 2D was stunned when they learned there was no broken table and saw Edward now leaning against the ropes. Realizing that it was his fault, a now pissed Tom ran at Ed...

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...AND GOT BACK BODY DROPPED OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH THE TABLE AT RINGSIDE!

"AND SPLAT GOES TOM THROUGH THE TABLE! IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE MOUSE, BUT IT DAMN SURE HURT THE CAT!" Church shouted.

"BULLSHIT! I CALL BULLSHIT! THIS IS ILLOGICAL! I DEMAND THE FWM GODS TO RIGHT THIS WRONG!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry ran at Edward, but the Elric caught Jerry with a VICIOUS Forearm to the jaw, stunning the mouse. Ed then grabbed the mouse and threw him over the ropes and down face-first onto the floor with a splat! Jerry rolled over to the Tag Champs at ringside in pain as Ed slid outside and prepped up his automail arm to loud cheers from the crowd. He stalked the recovering mouse, who slowly stood up. When Jerry got on all fours, he locked eyes with the Tag Champs, who simply narrowed his eyes at him. Jerry scowled before standing up and turning around, as Ed ran...

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...AND JERRY DUCKS! ED AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINES KNUCKLES OUT OF HIS CHAIR INSTEAD!

"SON OF A B*TCH! KNUCKLES JUST GOT HIS DAMN HEAD TAKEN OFF! DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?!" Church shouted.

"YOU DAMN RIGHT IT DID, DIRTY BLUE! JERRY HAD THE INSTINCTS OF A RED, AND DUCKED! AND KNUCKLES GOT HIT INSTEAD! I LOVE IT! GREAT JOB JERRY!" Church shouted.

The crowd gasped in shock as the chair was knocked over and Knuckles was laid out on the floor and Tails checked on him. Ed was in absolute shock, running his hands through his hair and said "Dammit! It was an accident! I meant for the damn mo-"

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...Ed never got to finish his sentence as he got locked into a Inverted Facelock AND SAVING GRACE ON THE FLOOOR BY JERRY!

"And Jerry takes advantage of that damn mistake and plants Ed with a Saving Grace! Dammit!" Church shouted.

"Hey, all is fair in love and war! And Jerry deserves the grandest of medals for all of this! GIVE THAT MAN A GOLDEN CHEESE WHEEL!" Sarge proclaimed.

Jerry rubbed his head as he composed himself for a bit before picking up Ed and throwing him into the ring. Jerry slid in and pulled himself up to the ropes, glaring at Ed, knowing he had to be taken care of if they were to win the match. He lifted Ed up, and nailed a Brutal Kneelift to the skull, stunning the Elric. He then lifted Ed onto his shoulders, and got a sadistic grin on his fan and ran for a Running Death Valley Driver...

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...AND AL SUDDENLY SUPERKICKS JERRY OUT OF NOWHERE! Jerry let go of Ed and was on his feet stunned, and Al grabbed his head in a Cravate, ran up the nearby turnbuckle...

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...AND NAILED AN ARMOR CHANGER AS THE CROWD EXPLODES!

"ARMOR CHANGER BY ALPHONSE! And this crowd just exploded! Listen to it! They can feel! The Elrics may have the victory here!" Church shouted.

"NO! NO! NO! This can't be! I swear it...! Tom is still down outside! Jerry is now ripe for the picking! But...NO! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!" Sarge exclaimed.

Jerry was laid out as Al was on his knees, panting in exhaustion, running his hands through his blonde hair before looking at Ed...and they nodded at each other with vigor. Ed adjusted the table in the corner a bit away from it, but still near it. Al picked up Jerry and placed him on the table. Al then got on the apron and climbed the corner as Ed pointed to his brother, waiting for it. He stood tall on the top, sized up Jerry...

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...KNUCKLES SUDDENLY TRIPS UP ED FROM THE OUTSIDE AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!

"WHAT THE HELL?! KNUCKLES?! BUT HE JU-WHAT IS HE DOING?!" Church exclaimed.

Ed was stunned as he landed on the outside and the crowd gasped in shock and Knuckles tackled down Ed and began raining down vicious fists on Ed! Tails grabbed a hold of Knuckles and tried to pull him off of Edward, shouting at him to stop it and that it's a misunderstanding.

"THAT...THAT HOTHEADED IDIOT! THIS HAS TO BE ABOUT ED HITTING KNUCKLES WITH THE AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE BY ACCIDENT! HE'S SO GULLIBLE, I BET HE THOUGHT IT WAS ON PURPOSE!" Church shouted.

"AND NOW HE WANTS PAYBACK, AND I FULL AGREE! I HATE ELRICS MORE ANYWAY! KICK HIS ASS, KNUCKLES!" Sarge shouted.

Al was stunned from the top turnbuckle at the fight going on outside and was about to drop down and help...

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...WHEN JERRY GOT OFF THE TABLE AND PUSHED AL'S LEGS FROM UNDER HIM, CROTCHING HIM ON THE TOP!

"Oooooooohhh! That's got to hurt!" Church winced.

"I bet it did! Little Ally got distracted, and guess what?! His testicles are now meeting GOD!" Sarge shouted.

"Dammit Knuckles, you ju-Hey is that Tom?! And what does he got in his hand?" Church asked.

Indeed, it was Tom sliding into the ring with two items in his hand he got from under the ring...and stood up with them. He walked over to the table...and with one item...

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...began pouring LIGHTER FLUID onto the table quickly as possible! After about eight seconds of this, he threw the bottle away...AND LIT THE LIGHTER IN HIS OTHER HAND...

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...AND LIT THE TABLE ON FIRE!

"OooooOOOOOHHHH MY GOOOOODD! THAT TABLE IS ON FIRE! IT'S ON FIRE! THEY AREN'T GOING TO..." Church said.

"YES THEY ARE! YES THEY ARE! Alphonse Elric..." Sarge began.

Tom and Jerry looked at each other nodded as Tom got into position and Jerry climbed the corner. He grabbed Al by the legs...

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...SUPER NON-STOP VIOLENCE THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!

"YOU JUST GOT SARGE'D!" Sarge shouted.

"OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDD! HE'S ON FIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEE!" Church exclaimed.

The ref was in shock before remembering Al was put through a table and called for the bell.

(Now look who's coming

Yeah look who's back

Quick, drop the bombshell straight to the track

21st century killing machine

Burnt on the inside

A five-headed team

Now I'm not the same

Cause you're not the same

And you're not the same

Cause I'm not the same

And we're not the same

This could never be the same

And we just want to survive)

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

"Here are your winners...TOM CAT and JERRY MOUSE...TEAM 2D!"

The crowd booed loudly at the result as Al writhed across the mat in pure agony, his flesh being burnt by the receding flames. Tom slowly stood up as Jerry was on his knees, crying out in triumph. Tom lifted Jerry up to his feet and they stood over the writhing Al, shouting "WE ARE THE BEST! DON'T FORGET IT!" They raised their hands and fingers in "V" sings before dropping down and rolling out of the ring. Ed managed to push Knuckles off, and saw Al in the ring writhing in pain and slid into it and checked on Al, who was now having burns on his skin and hair singed. He looked up at the ramp, where he saw Team 2D backing up it and smirked at Elric, shouting at them "BURN...IN...HELL!"

"Goddammit, Knuckles! Thanks to him and his hot-headedness, he cost the Elrics this match! He attacked Ed, and distracted Al, and that allowed Team 2D to take advantage and win this match!" Church said.

"But that's no excuse for what was established here tonight! ...Team 2D are BETTER then The Elrics! AND PRAISE THE RED LORD FOR THAT! He was even so kind to allow Al to go through a FLAMING Table! THANK YOU RED LORD!" Sarge shouted.

"Those flames weren't even needed to win the match! They were just added to hurt Al even MORE, the sick cat and mouse! Thanks to Knuckles, Team 2D come out on top in a match that can only be described as TABLE WARFARE. And you got to believe they want a title shot." Church emphasized.

Team 2D chuckled at Al's pain before exiting to the back, and Ed checked on his fallen and burnt brother in sadness and frustration. Then slowly, he looked up, and saw Knuckles getting pulled around ringside by Tails, who wanted out there so no more could be done as Knuckles glared at Ed. Ed then had a face of pure anger and shouted at Knuckles "THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE THE REASON THIS HAPPENED TO AL!" Knuckles shouted back as he was pulled up the ramp "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF! YOU GOT NO ONE TO BLAME YOURSELF!" Ed scowled angrily before going back to tending to Al as Tails sighed sadly as he and Knuckles exited to the back.

"...Well, looks like Ed did NOT take kindly to what Knuckles did, and Knuckles, stubborn as always, thinks what he did was coming to Ed!" Church said.

"I applaud Knuckles for what he did! It was in the name of all things Red and against everything dirty Blue! GOOD JOB KNUCKLES! NOW PUNCH OUT ED!" Sarge cheered.

"...You are an idiot." Church deadpanned. "In any case...Team 2D may have won...but this may have only caused a new slew of problems. All I know...none of this is over at all."

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The camera goes to backstage where we see Agent Tex, arms crossed over her chest, with Simmons, who seemed VERY nervous to be there.

"Um...hello...this is Simmons...and right now, I am with the only Female Rumble Winner in history, Agent Tex. Now first, I have to ask you...Tex...are you going to hurt me? Because I will gladly take a beating from anyone but YOU...please don't hurt me." Simmons begged.

"Calm down, Simmons. I am not going to hurt you. Don't give me a reason to, and we are good." Tex simply replied.

"Oh thank God. I am going to live a little longer." Simmons sighed in relief. "Okay...next question...you have been having problems with a women that has come to UCA...known as Samus Aran...it goes back to the Royal Rumble Match, where you two fought each other as the two female entrants of the match...but things have escalated from there...as Samus cost you a spot in the Six-Pack Challenge about to happen. Which you THEN returned the favorite the week by screwing her out of a spot in the match, followed by a Freelance afterwards. What are your thoughts about this whole situation?"

"I'll make this short and sweet..." Tex replied. "I don't know what problem she has with me, why she screwed me over, and why she's been keeping silent. I don't...and I honestly don't care. She screwed me over, and I returned the favor. Eye for an eye. And I know she'll want to come after me for that...well, I welcome it. Because if she does, I will enjoy kicking her ass from here to Blood Gulch and back. If Samus wants a fight...I'll give her a fight. Be ready, Aran...wherever you are."

Tex then left the premise, and Simmons turned to the camera.

"Well that's all from Tex, it seems. And now, it's time for the Six-Pa-HEY!" Simmons said.

As Simmons talked, Lightning passed him with title in hand and was about to head towards the Gorilla Position before being stopped by Simmons.

"Hey Lightning, I know you are about to have your match, but um...a few words before it? ...And don't hurt me...I REALLY would like to go through this without pain..." Simmons stated.

Lightning simply stared at Simmons stoically for a bit before speaking. "Six women...one title...me...defending against five others in a Six-Pack Challenge. All these women, they have their dreams, their goals, their plans...they all want my title, and they all want to be Queen of the mountaintop, they want to take home the trophy. But the thing is...they won't reach it. Want to know why? Because this is MY time...and I didn't do so much just for five women to stop me so close to the big dance. It's bullshit that I have go through this at all...but it's going to end the same way it always ends...me on top. Veterans, dreamers, rising stars...all of them will try to end what I have created...but I am going to crush everything they feel here and now...in the name of the Revolution. Whether you LIKE IT OR NOT."

Lightning then left for the gorilla position, causing Simmons to watch her as she went.

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"Well...Tex says she's doesn't know or care what Samus' reasons are for doing what she's done...she just wants to kick her ass if Samus comes for more. And this seems like this is about to get ugly in a hurry." Force said.

"You damn right it will! And I hope Samus knows what she is doing...because I have felt Tex's wrath...and it hurts...A LOT..." Sarge stated. "But knowing the former WORLD CHAMPION, she'll be just fine."

"And then there were the words from Lightning...VERY strong words...she has no intention of leaving here without the title, but the odds are not in her favor." Church stated.

"Well I believe in Lightning! She retained in a Triple Threat, so she can retain in a Six-Pack! She can do it in the name of the Revolution...I hope." Sarge gulped.

"Well, we're about to find out if Lightning can do it, or if one of the five other women will take home the gold. It's time to see what we get!" Church stated.

"Ladies and gentleman, the following is your co-main event of the evening...and is a Six-Pack Challenge for the UCA Women's Championship, where the only way to win is by pinfall or submission!"

(I don't know how I got here but I refuse to stay

I betrayed myself when I let others have their way

But I am holding on, my finger on the pulse

The sound of my heart pounding tells me there's still hope

But people don't like when you put up a fight

And slowly, ever so slowly, I am loosing mine

I'll fight (fight), fight (fight), fight or be taken out alive)

("Fight" by Icon for Hire)

The crowd cheered loudly as Kiva came out onto the stage to her new music and looked out to the crowd with a focused expression on her face. With a deep breath, she threw up a rock horn, ala her friends Jamie and Coop, before walking down the ramp. She got on the apron and launched herself over the ropes and into the ring, going to a corner and looking out to the crowd, knowing this was her moment.

"Introducing the challengers, first, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!"

"This is Kiva's big shot! She has been rising through the rank of the Women's Division, and it's come down to this! Kiva's been cited as favorite by quite a few, and she may just get the honor that only a few women get to have at Final Clash!" Church said.

"Eh, Kiva's good, but anybody who honestly think this rookie has any chance at winning this match must have YOUR brain, dirty Blue! Come on, with people like Lightning and Mandy, she's going to MURDERIZED!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Kiva is the most inexperienced out of every competitor, but she may be the one with the most drive out of anyone! Now...I'm not saying SHE'LL win...but considering what I've been through with YOU and the others, I ain't counting her out. She could definitely pull it off." Church said.

(From the moment she laid her eyes on me

I knew how dangerous she could be

Lips like a knife that cut through me

She takes advantage 'cause she knows I'm weak

Come on, she says she knows you want

Come on, come on but then she owns you

And I hate how somehow I always give in

To those lips that can paralyze

Though I know that she is the devil

She's so beautiful, so evil)

("So Beautiful, So Evil" by Digital Summer)

The crowd booed loudly as Mandy came out onto the stage with her emotionless, stoic expression on her face. She ignored the crowd and looked down at the ring before slowly, methodically make her way down the ramp. She never took her eyes off the ring and stood at ringside for a second before getting on the apron and entering the ring. She gave a glare to Kiva before climbing the turnbuckle and looked out to the crowd before motioning for the belt.

"Introducing next, from Endsville, weighing in at 119 lbs., Mandy!"

"The evil little girl of UCA is up next, and the last time she entered Final Clash as Champion, it was against Gaz at Final Clash 2010 in their memorable match...which she lost. And she wants to redeem that loss this year by taking the title and winning at Final Clash." Church said.

"One of my favorite girls ever in UCA, and she is truly an embodiment of evil. She is ONE REASON why I know several girls won't win this! I mean, come on...look at how smart this girl is...look how vicious and remorseless she is...she makes me so proud." Sarge saluted.

"Mandy got into this match when Lightning screwed over Tifa to keep her out of the match, but Mandy wants Lightning to regret her actions by taking away the title tonight." Force said.

(She won't turn around

The shadows are long

And she fears if she cries that first tear

The tears will not stop raining down

So stand in the rain

Stand your ground

Stand up when it's all crashing down

You stand through the pain

You won't drown

And one day, what's lost can be found

You stand in the rain)

("Stand in the Rain" by Superchick)

The crowd cheered loudly as Hinata came out, the lights turned purple. She was taken aback by the loud reaction, and smiled at the crowd warmly before taking a deep breath and looking at the ring determinedly. She then ran down the ramp at a fast pace before quickly sliding into the ring leg-first before getting to her feet. She quickly got on a corner and looked out to the crowd then at the Final Clash sign, then pointed towards it and muttered "Believe it" before getting off it.

"Introducing next, from Konoha Village, weighing in at 129 lbs., Hinata Hyuuga!"

"Hinata with one more chance to get back her dream here in Hyrule! Last year, she held the Women's Title for the first time in her career, a heartwarming moment, throughout the summer but it came to an end as Lightning Farron. Tonight, she gets the chance to repay the favor." Church said.

"That Hinata...seems she picked up some denseness from Naruto...winning the title from Lightning...what a hax...I pity the fact that she's getting stupider every day..." Sarge stated.

"She's a definite sentimental favorite if this crowd is any indication! Listen to their cheers! I think they want to see Hinata's dream come true one more time!" Church said.

(She's a killa queen

She'll break your heart

Tear it apart

Just to watch you scream

She longs for the fight

The blood in the night

The killer you fear in your dreams

She's a killa queen)

("Killa Queen" by Dale Oliver)

The crowd booed viciously as Peach came out with a cocky, haughty smirk on her face. She looked out to the booing crowd for a few moments turning her back to them and raised her arms Laycool-style. She then made her way down the ramp haughtily, and then entered the ring, taunting all the competitors in the ring before raising eight fingers, shouting "Eight-time champ coming through!"

"Introducing next, representing and from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 129 lbs., Princess Peach!"

"Last month at Royal Reckoning, Peach came out on the losing end, being pinned by Lightning Farron who retained her title in the Triple Threat! But now she has a second, and likely LAST chance to win the title and head to Final Clash as a record EIGHT-TIME Women's Champion!" Church said.

"If Lightning doesn't win, then Peach is definitely the next best choice! I mean, come on, who wouldn't want such an iconic princess as our champion?! She's even married to the greatest Red in the world! She's PERFECT!" Sarge stated.

"Yeah...perfect...if you like arrogant, overly haughty women that'll annoy you to no end." Church deadpanned. "In any case, the vet is going to do everything she can to walk out the champion here."

(You always had some trouble with authority

And that's the way that growing up's supposed to be

But you can make it through, you gotta believe

You are your own secret weapon

It's all up to you, to come out swingin'

It's all up to you!)

("Secret Weapon" by MxPx)

The crowd thunderously cheered as Green jumped out onto the stage, a big and mischievous smile on her face. She looked at every competitor in the ring before grinning and tipping her hat and walking down the ramp. She slid into the ring and walked around the ring, staring at all the competitors, giving a long glance to Peach, chuckling at her and waved, with Peach just scowling. She then got on a turnbuckle, and threw up an index finger.

"And introducing next, from Pallet Town, Kanto, weighing in at 120 lbs., Green!"

"And the roof has blown for a legend herself! The six-time and longest-reigning Women's Champ returned two weeks ago, and looks to cap off her return by tying a record! And as you saw, she ain't intimidated by any of the other competitors!" Church said.

"I saw that glance she gave to Peach...I remember the battle they had at Final Clash 2000 for the title, and that had Green coming out on top. They've had a big history...but guess what?! Peach is going to kick Green's ass! Because Green doesn't HAVE IT anymore!" Sarge proclaimed.

"I doubt that Sarge...I really do...and Green doesn't care about your words anyway. She wants the title one more time, and she'll be damned if she lets anyone get in her way." Church stated.

"But dirtbag...there's one left...and she has something to say about it..." Sarge stated.

(You're playing the saint

Just playing the saint

Just playing the saint

You can't judge me

Who the hell are you to judge?

Anybody else

When you are not exactly

Innocent yourself

You're just playing the saint

You're just playing the saint

You're just pretending to be what

You could never be

(You're no better than me))

("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)

The crowd gave a big mixed reaction, mostly boos, as the music played, and Lightning came out onto the stage, Women's Title over her shoulder. She held a hard gaze towards the ring before she looked out towards the crowd, before raising her title high with one hand, turning around and pointing to the RR initials on the back of her jacket, inciting more boos. She then walked down the ramp, focused as ever and got on the apron, and looked at each competitor in the ring eyeing her, then entered. She then stood in the middle of the ring and held up her title.

"And their opponent, representing the Rookie Revolution, from Bodhum, Cocoon, weighing in at 145 lbs., she is the reigning, defending UCA Women's Champion, Lightning Farron!"

"And there is the Champ herself, and if you thought the Triple Threat was bad, this Six-Pack Challenge is even WORSE! Only a one-in-six chance of retaining the title! Doesn't have to be involved in the decision! Lightning feels pissed she's now placed in a worse situation, but she says she won't let it stop her. She says that no matter what, she's retaining the title in the name of the Revolution!" Church said.

"Lightning proved she could retain the title in a multi-man match, and I think she can do it again! She's as proud a Red as anybody I have ever seen! She is truly GLORIOUS! And I think Lightning can do the unthinkable! I think she can survive!" Sarge stated.

"Well Lightning is going to have to bring 120% if she wants to win because every woman in this match wants that title badly! They WANT to head to Final Clash as Champion! They all do! And with something like this, it's going to be a case of WHO WANTS IT MORE! This is going to be something else people!" Church said.

Lightning went to her spot in the ring and then looked at her title and kissed it before handing it to the ref. The ref held the title high for all to see before handing it to ringside. He then checked on every female, and then rang the bell. And THAT was when all hell broke loose and the females brawled with each other. Lighting and Hinata traded fists in the ring while Mandy pushed Kiva in a corner and began nailing elbows on her. Green had Peach reeling with rights of her own, but Peach caught her with a knee to the gut then nailed a Facebuster. Kiva suddenly grabbed Mandy and threw her out of the ring, going out of the ring herself and rammed her into the barricade. Lightning caught a kick from Hinata, spun her, and caught her with a clothesline. Green ducked a clothesline, and nailed an Arm-Trap Swinging Neckbreaker.

"And as all we thought, this Six-Pack Challenge has descended into nothing but chaos!" Church said.

"And I love me some chaos! It's the best type of anarchic entertainment there is!" Sarge stated.

Kiva slammed Mandy's head across the barricade several time before grabbing her and whipping her, but Mandy reversed and whipped Kiva instead. Kiva was sent into and over the steel steps with a crash, and Mandy went over to Kiva and stomped on her face hard. In the ring, Lightning was nailing several kneelifts to the face of Hinata before backing up and nailing a Spinning Backhand. Lightning then bounced off the ropes to Hinata, but Hinata ducked the clothesline. Lightning turned around but got Dropkicked into the ropes, and was promptly clotheslined over them by Hinata near Kiva and Mandy. Hinata saw everyone's position outside, and got an idea. She bounced off the ropes as Lightning stood up and Mandy picked up Kiva...

...and nailed a Suicide Dive on all three of them!

"Suicide Dive by Hinata! Seems she thought to go for three for the price of one!" Church said.

"Just a lucky circumstance that allowed Hinata to take advantage. She ain't getting something like that AGAIN!" Sarge proclaimed.

In the ring, Green had Peach reeling with multiple Forerarm Smashes to the face before jumping up and nailing a Gamegiri that had Peach dazed on her feet. Green then backed up, and went for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Peach ducked it, grabbed Green's head, and nailed an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. Peach then bounced off a ropes and nailed a Senton on Green. She picked up Green and whipped her into a corner and nailed a Corner Clothesline. She held onto Green, and went for a Running Bulldog, but Green suddenly lifted Peach up and dropped her over the ropes and down to where the other girls were. She saw the position they were all in, grasped the ropes as they all got up...

...AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD SENTON BOMB ON THEM ALL!

"And Green flies high and takes out everyone! Green's the last one standing right now!" Church said.

"Ah, why did it have to be Green who did that?! I demand that time be rewound and that it be Lightning who did that! I demand it to happen!" Sarge stated.

Green rolled off of everybody and stood up, raising an arm in triumph to loud cheers from the crowd. She then picked up Hinata and threw her into the ring and got on the apron, and waited for Hinata to stand. She then nailed a Springboard Dropkick on the Hyuuga before covering! 1...2...Hinata kicks out! Green picked up Hinata and quickly nailed a series of Kawada Kicks to the gut of Hinata before nailing a Swinging Neckbreaker. Green got up and waited for Hinata to slowly get to her knees, and then went for a Roundhouse. Hinata ducked it, and got up as Green spun around, and caught her with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. She then got up, and quickly nailed a Standing Moonsault followed by a cover! 1...2...Green kicks out! She picks up Green, and goes for a Suplex, but Green suddenly lands behind Hinata and has her for a Neckbreaker, but Hinata quickly spins out of it and pushed Green away...

...and into a Clothesline from Mandy! Hinata runs at Mandy, but the evil girl quickly booted Hinata in the jaw!

"And heeeeeerrrreeeeee comes Mandy!" Sarge stated.

"And she came by quickly taking down both girls in the ring! Calculating and cold as always!" Church stated.

Mandy drops down and rained down furious fists to the skull of Hinata before picking her up and hitting a STO Backbreaker on her before covering. 1...2...Green breaks up the count! Green picks up Mandy and nailed several forearms to the face of the evil girl before backing up, and going for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Mandy ducked. Green turned around and got nailed with a Discus Elbow Smash from Mandy, followed by a Snap STO and a cover! 1...2...Green kicks out! Mandy got up and stomped on Green's face hard before she picked up Green and nailed a brutal Kneelift before whipping Green into the corner. She then ran at Green, but Green caught her with a foot to the jaw. Mandy backed up a bit, and Green went for a Spinning Wheel Kick, but Mandy ducked it and nailed a recovered Hinata instead! Green got up surprised...

...but got dropped with a Backdrop Suplex from behind by Mandy!

"And the momentary shock Green had cost her there! She got dropped on her freakin' head! I mean did you see that?!" Church asked.

"I did, and it was beautiful to see without a doubt! Such a beautiful Reddrop Suplex!" Sarge stated, causing Church to sweatdrop.

Mandy kicked the hurt Green out of the ring before picking up Hinata and throwing her into the corner. She then nailed several Shoulder Rams into Hinata's gut before pulling her to the center of the ring and nailing a Snap Suplex on her followed by the cover. 1...2...Hinata kicks out! Mandy picked up Hinata, but Hinata suddenly caught her with a Sitout Jawbreaker. With Mandy stunned, Hinata went for a right, but Mandy caught Hinata and nailed an Exploder Suplex. She picked up Hinata and whipped her into the ropes, but Hinata ducked a boot as she came back. Hinata then nailed a Springboard Back Elbow to Mandy as she turned around! Hinata then waited for Mandy to get back up before nailing a thunderous Roundhouse, followed by a Famouser! Hinata with the cover! 1...2...Mandy kicks out! Hinata picks up and goes for a Suplex...but Mandy with a HARD knee to the gut, stunning Hinata. She then lifted Hinata up Suplex-style...

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...and Lightning KICKS MANDY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! The impact could be heard as Hinata landed back in front of Mandy because of the kick and planted her with a DDT!

"Good Lord, did you HEAR that kick?! I think that may have sounded like a gun shot! And Mandy gets dropped because of it!" Church stated.

"And look who we have here! Hinata and Lightning...guess who is going to win THAT one?! Spolier: It's Lightning." Sarge said.

Hinata got up and stared off with Lightning, who glared at Hinata...

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...AND KIVA SUDDENLY NAILS THEM BOTH WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!

"KIVA! Kiva taking two out two birds with one stone!" Church exclaimed.

"Where the hell did that Future Girl come from?! Did she come out of some time vortex?! That's the only way that could have happened!" Sarge exclaimed.

Kiva rolled on her feet and waited for one of them to get their feet, and it was Hinata...MEGAS KICK TO HINATA! Hinata was sent out of the ring thanks to the kick, and Kiva knocked down a back up Lightning with a Dropkick! She picked up Lightning and quickly nailed her with a Gator Roll! Cover! 1...2...Lightning kicks out! Kiva picked up Lightning and went for a Suplex, but Lightning landed behind Kiva and nailed a Russian Leg Sweep! She picked up Kiva, but Kiva suddenly caught her with a Snap Arm Drag! Lightning quickly got back up, but got nailed with a Spinning Heel Kick from Kiva! Kiva then got up onto the top turnbuckle...waited for Lighting to get up...

...and Lightning moved out of the way of the Missile Dropkick! Kiva got up holding her gut, and Lightning quickly nailed a Release German Suplex on Kiva!

"And Lighting capitalizes on the mistake of Kiva! Release German right on the back and neck!" Church called.

"Like I said, Lightning has got this in the bag!" Sarge called.

Green finally recovered on the outside, and was about to get back into the ring...

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...WHEN PEACH GRABBED HER FROM BEHIND AND LANDED A BACK SUPLEX ACROSS THE BARRICADE!

"SH*T! That looked NASTY! I wouldn't be surprised if Green's back was completely messed up!" Church exclaimed.

"Only a true Red would have been able to do such a thing! I applaud Peach's technical brilliance!" Sarge stated.

"She just dropped Green across the barricade, their ain't anything technical about THAT!" Church stated.

Lightning had Kiva reeling in the corner with repeated knees to the gut, followed by a hard elbow across the back of the head. Lightning backed up a bit, and went for a Running Corner Clothesline, but Kiva rolled out of the way, causing Lightning to hit the corner. Kiva then went to the opposite corner and ran at Lightning full force and nailed a Corner Dropkick on her! Lightning stumbled out of it, got kicked in the gut and lifted into the air...BRAINBUSTER BY KIVA! COVER!

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Peach breaks the count!

"And there is Peach with the save after taking out Green!" Church stated.

"Now Kiva is about to know what happens when you bust the brain of the wrong Red!" Sarge said.

Peach picked up Kiva, who broke free and nailed a Spinning Backfist that dazed the princess. Kiva bounced off the ropes...and into a JUMPING KNEE SMASH from Peach! Peach grabbed Kiva and slammed her face into the face multiple times before picking her up and nailing an Inverted Headlock Backbreaker followed by a Neckbreaker! Peach with the cover! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Peach picked up Kiva and tried to lock in an Abdominal Stretch, but Kiva nailed several elbows to Peach's face, forcing her to let go and back up! Kiva with the Megas Kick...DUCKED! Peach pushed Kiva into the corner, who stopped herself, and caught the incoming Peach with a Thrust Kick to the gut! Kiva then ran at Peach with a clothesline...who ducked...

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...AND LIGHTNING SUDDENLY HITS THE RUNNING KIVA WITH A VALHALLA STRIKE (Single-Leg Running Dropkick)! Kiva spun around into the arms of Peach AND OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!

"And inadvertent teamwork by Peach and Lightning! Whoever thought we see THAT knowing their allegiances?!" Church asked.

"I know, but these are my two favorite Reds in this match! This is GLORIOUS for that fact alone!" Sarge stated.

Lightning stood up, surprised by what Peach did, but Peach stood up as well and began talking to Lightning. Lightning narrowed her eyes as Peach seemed to keep talking and motioning something...before she was heard saying..."You and me...for the moment...until we are all that's left..." Lightning closed her eyes at the proposal that Peach made...

...before opening them and nodding. Peach smirked before turning around to get the hurt Kiva...

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...BEFORE BEING DROPPED FROM BEHIND BY LIGHTNING AND A REVERSE DDT!

"Aaaaannnnndddd it's going to remain inadvertent." Church deadpanned.

"Oh dammit! And I was looking forward to the epic teamup! But Lightning's RR allegiances won't let her do such a thing with Peach!" Sarge called.

Lightning hooks the leg!

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Lightning stood up and began stomping the hell out of Peach with a scowl on her face before picking her up and nailing a Facebreaker Knee Smash that stunned Peach. Lightning then bounced off the ropes, and ducked a surprise clothesline from Peach. Peach turned around as Lightning came back...

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...and DUCKED the sudden Valhalla Strike! Lightning quickly got up, but got a Thrust Kick to the gut, followed by Peach hooking her up. Peach lifted her up, bounced her off the ropes, and nailed a Slingshot Suplex! Peach hooks the leg! 1...2...Lightning kicks out! Peach then picked up Lightning and went for a Dragon Suplex...

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...but Lightning flipped out of it and onto her knees! Peach got back up, but Lightning quickly got behind her and BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX!

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HINATA WITH THE TOP-ROPE SPLASH ON LIGHTNING!

"WHOA! Hinata?! Where the hell did she come from?! She just Splashed Lightning to kingdom come!" Church stated.

"GAH! You do not take advantage of Lightning's position like that, you hear me?! YOU DO NOT DO THAT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Hinata got up, and STIFF CLOTHESLINE from Mandy! Mandy stood up and got a dark glare on her face before picking up Hinata and dropping her with a Full Nelson Bulldog! Cover! 1...2...Hinata kicks out! Mandy looked angry before picking up Hinata and setting her up for a Powerbomb...

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...SPRINGBOARD SEATED SENTON ON MANDY BY GREEN! Mandy was down as Green quickly got back up and Hinata regained herself...REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE TO HINATA!

"And Green damn near took Hinata's head off with that kick! Hinata's light have been knocked out!" Church stated.

"Ooooohhh...like the girl that got hit...hate the girl who did it...damn you mixed deals." Sarge stated.

Green dropped for the cover!

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Hinata kicks out!

"But Hinata somehow survives the deadly kick!" Church stated.

Green picks up Hinata, and sets her up for the Green Mischief...but Hinata spins out and pushes Green away...

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...and into a MISSILE DROPKICK to the back of the head by Kiva! Kiva quickly backs up, and ducks an Enziguri from Hinata! Hinata gets back up and MEGAS KICK TO THE SKULL! Kiva sees Peach getting up and MEGAS KICK TO HER AS WELL! Kiva then catches Lightning climbing to the top, and suddenly runs at towards her...

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...AND LEAPS TO THE TOP AND HITS LIGHTNING WITH A TOP-ROPE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

"MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?! KIVA IS ON FIRE! KIVA IS KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES!" Church stated.

"AAAHHH! LIGHTNING! I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF, YOU DAMN DIRTY BLUE!" Sarge shouted.

Kiva jumps over to Lightning for the cover!

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Mandy breaks up the count!

"And this time, it's MANDY to save the day...for Herself!" Church stated.

Kiva quickly got up and caught Mandy with a STIFF right hand to the jaw, sending her back a bit. Kiva then measured Mandy, then leapt at her...

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...and MANDY CAUGHT KIVA DURING HER XLR ATTEMPT! Kiva was in shock as Mandy backed up to the ropes AND DUMPED HER OVER THEM AND TO THE FLOOR!

"Ooohhhhh...and Kiva gets tossed out like yesterday's trash!" Church stated.

"Which is EXACTLY what she is! We need to order some better wrestlers from the future." Sarge remarked.

Mandy panted a bit as she saw Kiva down on the outside before turning around...and catching an incoming Green with a Sitout Spinebuster! Green rolled away in pain as Hinata suddenly picked up Mandy, and looked for a Kneelift, but Mandy caught it and pushed the leg away! Hinata was about to go for another move, but Peach hit her in the back of the head with a Forearm, allowing a Shoulder Jawbreaker from Mandy! Mandy was about to do more, but Peach suddenly went to her and talked to her! She listened to Peach's word, and nodded saying, "Just for a while" and the two went over to Hinata and began stomping the hell out of each other.

"Ooooooohhhh no! Peach got from Mandy what she couldn't get out of Lightning! An alliance!" Church stated.

"It may not be one with Lightning, but I'll take it! It's the next best thing!" Sarge said.

Peach picked up Hinata and held her in place as Mandy nailed brutal knees to the gut of Hinata over and over again, and after eight knees, nailed a series of fists to the skull before they both whipped Hinata to the ropes and caught her on the rebound with a Double Flapjack! Mandy then proceeded to lock in a Camel Clutch on Hinata, and held it in for a few seconds before Peach bounced off the ropes and nailed a Low Dropkick to the face of Hinata as she was in the Camel Clutch! Mandy let go of the Camel Clutch and stomped on Hinata as Peach flaunted herself to a booing crowd. The two then proceeded to pick up Hinata...who suddenly nailed both of them in the gut with elbows, causing them to loosen their grip. Hinata then broke free and began fighting back with rights to both of their heads, the crowd cheering her on! Hinata ducked a right from Peach, and nailed a Spinning Back Elbow to Peach, and then threw a clothesline at Mandy...

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...who caught her and nailed a Uranage to the Hyuuga!

"And Hinata's comeback is promptly stomped by Mandy! The numbers are just too steep to overcome!" Church stated.

"Of course they are! Numbers versus heart...numbers win EVERY time!" Sarge stated.

Mandy picked up Hinata and placed her in the corner as Peach recovered, and Mandy told her something. Peach nodded as they went to the opposite corner, and Mandy grabbed her and whipped the princess as hard as she could to Hinata! Peach nailed a hard Corner Clothesline and threw Hinata towards Mandy, who struck with a WICKED Spinebuster! The two picked up Hinata once more...but as they hooked her up, they failed to notice Lightning climbing up the nearby corner. The two lifted up Hinata Suplex-style...

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...Lightning suddenly dived off as they did so...

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...AND LIGHTNING NAILED A DIVIGNG CROSSBODY ON HINATA AS MANDY AND PEACH HIT THE DOUBLE SUPLEX!

"MY GOD! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THOUGHT I SAW?!" Church shouted.

"YOU BET YOUR DAMN ASS YOU DID, DIRTY BLUE! HINATA JUST GOT PLANTED BY THREE AWESOME REDS! HOW GLORIOUS WAS THAT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Lightning rolled off of Hinata and onto her feet as Mandy and Peach got up in shock...

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...AND GOT NAILED WITH A DOUBLE VALHALLA STRIKE!

"And jaws just got jacked hard! Double Valhalla Strike to the temporary alliance!" Church exclaimed.

"Oh, I am sorry to say this gals, but..." Sarge began.

Lighting quickly covered Mandy!

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MANDY KICKS OUT!

"You Just Got...not Sarge'd! And I thought that was it..." Sarge mused.

Lightning was frustrated with the kick out and went to cover Peach instead...

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...GREEN WITH THE O'CONNOR ROLL ON LIGHTNING FROM BEHIND!

"ROLL-UP! ROLL-UP! GREEN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church exclaimed.

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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT!

"Thank God for that kick out! Anything else would have been a Red injustice!" Church said.

Green was sent into the ropes from the force of the kick out, and Lightning got up and ran at Green, but the Poke-Girl quickly Back Dropped Lightning over the ropes. However, Lightning landed on the apron, and when Green turned around, Lightning nailed a Shoulder Ram to her gut through the ropes. Green doubled over as a result...

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...AND LIGHTNING WITH THE LIGHTNING FLASH!

"Lightning Flash on Green! And it was just that, quick as a flash!" Church stated.

"And Green..." Sarge began.

Lighting pinned Green!

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GREEN KICKS OUT!

"You Just Got...GAH! You dirty Blues always have to get in the way of Red greatness! What, you get a sick kick out of keeping us from our rightful victories?!" Sarge questioned.

Lightning scowled at the kick out before picking up Green and dragging her to the center of the ring. She placed her between her legs, and tried to lift her up, but Green suddenly Flapjacked her towards the ropes...

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...AND INTO A LEAPING HEAD KICK FROM KIVA ON THE APRON! The impact could be heard throughout the arena as Lighting dropped to the mat out of it. Green stood up, and Kiva took that opportunity to Springboard...

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...AND GREEN CAUGHT HER WITH A POWERSLAM IN MID-AIR! Green then quickly picked Kiva back up, lifted her onto her shoulders...AND NAILED HER WITH THE JOURNEY THROUGH KANTO!

"JOURNEY THROUGH KANTO! Shades of her boyfriend, Red!" Church stated.

"Hey, such Journeys are not allowed for Blues like you! You should be jailed right now!" Sarge rambled.

Green covered Kiva!

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KIVA KICKS OUT!

"Kiva wants that title bad! Kiva wants to reach the top, and that kickout shows how much she is willing to take!" Church said.

Green sighed at the kickout before standing up and picking up Kiva...AND GOT A LEG LARIAT FROM HINATA OUT OF NOWHERE! Green was laid out as Kiva dropped to her knees, and Hinata got up, sized Kiva...

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...AND NINJA KICK TO THE SKULL! Kiva was down and Hinata felt it, her dream was within reach! She looked up at the Final Clash sign for a moment before picking up Kiva and hooking her up! She lifted her up...

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...and Kiva landed behind Hinata, avoiding the Gentle Slam! Hinata turned around AND DUCKED THE MEGAS KICK! Kiva spun around a full 360 degrees, and Hinata kicked her in the gut! She placed her in a front headlock, pointed to the sky, and then jumped up and spun while holding onto Kiva...

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..Kiva pushed Hinata off at the last second of the Standing Tornado DDT and sent her towards a now standing Peach...

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...Hinata wrapped her legs around Peach's head while in mid-air...

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...AND TOOK PEACH DOWN WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!

"HOLY F*CKIN' SH*T! DID YOU SEE THAT?! DID YOU SEE THAT?! HINATA JUST HIT THAT HEADSCISSORS ON PEACH WHILE SENT INTO THE AIR!" Church shouted.

"WHAT?! WHAT?! THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE! I CALL UPON THE RULE OF RED IMPOSSIBILITIES! I CALL UPON IT TO OBJECT WHAT I SAW!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd went crazy at seeing Hinata pull off such an amazing move as Peach was sent out of the ring, and Hinata got up...AND GOT A RUNNING KNEE SMASH TO THE SKULL FROM KIVA! Hinata was sent through the ropes and out the ring as well, and Kiva saw Lightning climbing up a corner, and stopper her at the top with a well-placed right hand to the face. Kiva then climbed up to meet Lightning, and grabbed her head, placing the arm over her own head.

"Oh boy, it may be Superpelx-time for Li-Hey, wait a minute!" Church suddenly said!

Before Kiva went for the Superplex, Green suddenly jumped up to the top turnbuckle, and wrapped her arms around Kiva's waist...

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...and Mandy suddenly got under Green and between her legs, wrapped her arms around her...

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..."You gotta be shittin' me!" Church exclaimed...

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...as Mandy Powerbombs Green...

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...causing Green to German Suplex Kiva...

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...AND KIVA TO SUPERPLEX LIGHTNING, RESULTING IN A FOUR-WAY TOWER OF DOOM!

"SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A BITCH! TOWER OF F*CKIN' DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!" Church shouted.

"AS THE RED LORD AS MY WITNESS, THESE WOMEN HAVE BEEN BROKEN! AND LIGHTNING TOOK THE WORST OF IT BEING AT THE TOP!" Sarge shouted.

"PRACTICALLY EVERYONE IS DOWN! EVERYONE IS OUT! WHO IS GOING TO BE WOMEN'S CHAMPION?! WHO IS GOING TO FINAL CLASH?!" Church exclaimed.

Green, Kiva, and Lightning were laid out as Mandy sat in the corner in exhaustion as the crowd chanted "That was awesome! That was awesome!" A few moments passed before Mandy managed to push herself out of the corner and crawled over to the motionless Lightning and made the cover!

"Cover on Lightning! Cover on the girl that took it the worst!" Church stated.

"I am sorry to say this, but Lightning..." Sarge began.

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LIGHTNING KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!

"You Just Got...Lightning kicks out! The toughness of a champion!" Sarge stated.

"And look at Mandy! She can't believe it!" Church said.

Mandy scowled angrily at the kick out before going to Kiva and covering her! 1...2...KIVA KICKS OUT! Mandy pounded the mat angrily before going over to Green...GREEN SUDDENLY ROLLS HER INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! 1...2...MANDY KICKS OUT! Mandy stood up, slightly surprised but also angry, as Gren slowly rose to her knees, still recovering...and got a THUNDEROUS KICK to the head, dropping her back down! Mandy then picked up Green and lifted her up onto her shoulders. She stood in the center of the ring with Green on her shoulders...

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...but Peach suddenly slid in front of Mandy, surprising her for a bit. The princess waved and said "Hi...ALLIANCE OVER!" Peach kicked Mandy in the gut AND REVERSE STO ON MANDY! Green crushes Mandy as well being on her shoulders during the impact!

"And Peach just told her alliance with Mandy to go to hell! She drops Mandy like a sack of hammers!" Church stated.

"And Green on Mandy's shoulders only made it worse for her!" Sarge stated.

Peach pushed Green off the prone Mandy and rolled her over for the cover!

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Kiva breaks the count!

"And Kiva manages to make the save in time!" Church stated.

Kiva picks up Peach, but the princess broke free and nailed a Snap DDT on the future girl! She kicked Mandy out of the ring before picking up Kiva and pushing her into the ropes and began nailing several brutal fists to the skull of Kiva, followed by a Headbutt. She then whipped her into the ropes and trying for a Back Body Drop as she bounced back. Kiva caught her with a kick to the chest, sending her straight up, then went for a Spinning Heel Kick. Peach ducked it, and Kiva turned around into a kick to the gut. Peach then set her up and went for a Gutwrench...but Kiva flipped out of it and behind Peach, grabbing her head in an Inverted Facelock...

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...and Inverted Suplex by Kiva! Kiva turns Peach over for the cover! 1...2...PEACH KICKS OUT!

"Kiva and Peach going at it as the lone two women in the ring! And Kiva's got Peach down and reeling!" Church stated.

"Come on Peach, you know this girl should be bowing to you! Show what princesses are made of!" Sarge proclaimed.

Kiva picked up Peach and placed her on the top turnbuckle and tried to climb up there with her, but when she got up ther, Peach suddenly began fighting back with fists, trying to knock Kiva off. After five fists though, Kiva began nailing her own fists to Peach, and soon a fistfight erupted on the top turnbuckle between the two. After a few moments, Kiva began to get the better of Peach...before Peach poked Kiva in the eyes to loud boos from the crowd. Kiva held her eye in pain, and Peach used the opportunity to push Kiva off the top and down to the mat. With Kiva down, Peach recovered for a bit before standing tall on the turnbuckle. She smirked at the crowd, before flaunting herself, then dived off...

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...KIVA GOT HER KNEES UP AS PEACH WENT FOR THE SUPER MARIO SPLASH! PEACH CRASHES ONTO THEM STOMACH-FIRST! Peach bounced off them and onto the middle of the ring, holding her gut in severe pain! She stumbled up to her feet...

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...AND INTO AN XLR FROM KIVA!

"XLR! XLR! XLR FROM KIVA! PEACH IS KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT!" Church shouted.

"WHAT?! NO! NO! NO! NO! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!" Sarge exclaimed.

"PIN HER, KIVA! PIN HER! COMPLETE THE RISE!" Church urged.

Kiva quickly hooked the legs tightly as she could!

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MANDY PULLS KIVA OUT OF THE RING BY THE LEG!

"MANDY?! WHAT THE HELL?! SHE PULLED KIVA OUT OF THE RING! SHE COST KIVA THE TITLE!" Church shouted.

Kiva stood up on the outside in shock, but got lifted into a Fireman's Carry...

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...REAPER SCYTHE ON THE PADDED CONCRETE!

"AND REAPER SCYTHE ON THE OUTSIDE! Mandy just destroyed Kiva's dream before our eyes!" Church shouted.

"Which is a considered a Red victory to all! Congratulations Mandy! You made us all proud!" Sarge cheered.

Mandy glared at the laid out and KO'ed Kiva before sliding into the ring and going to Peach to cover her off the XLR...

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...but Hinata suddenly nailed a Springboard Clothesline on Mandy out of nowhere!

"Hinata! Hinata's dream still lives, and she isn't letting anyone stop it, not even Mandy!" Church stated.

"Blue cockroaches...always seem to be around...just have to squash them like hell." Sarge stated.

Mandy got back up, but was met with a Dropkick from Hinata. Mandy got back up once more, and was met this time with a Enziguri to the skull! Mandy rolled over to the corner and stood up against it, and Hinata ran and nailed a Running High Knee to the jaw of Mandy! She backed up and pulled in Mandy for a Short-Arm Clothesline, but Mandy ducked it and suddenly nailed a Half-Nelson Suplex. Hinata held the back of her head as she stumbled back up...and into a BRUTAL clothesline that nearly turned her inside out! Mandy with the cover! 1...2...HINATA KICKS OUT! Mandy scowled before picking up Hinata, and lifting her into a Fireman's Carry! She tried to spin her off, but Hinata struggled and landed behind Mandy...

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...AND LOCKED IN THE KYUUBI LOCK!

"KYUUBI LOCK! KYUUBI LOCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! MANDY IS IN DEEP SH*T!" Church shouted.

"AAAAHHH! MANDY GET OUT OF IT! GET OUT OF IT!" Sarge pleaded.

The crowd went crazy as they chanted "TAP! TAP! TAP!" as Mandy flailed around as Hinata wrenched on the ankle as hard as she could! Mandy pulled at her devil horned hair, crying out in pain, but refusing to tap just yet! Mandy saw the ropes, and slowly began to crawl towards them, every second having Hinata tighten the hold even more! Mandy reached out for the ropes, just inches away...

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...and Hinata pulled her back to the center of the ring, dropping down and Grapevining the leg!

"And Hinata has got Mandy trapped now! Her dream is within her reach once more! She's so close to pulling it off! She just needs a tapout here and now!" Church stated.

""No! This can't be happening! Mandy's got to think of something! She's got to! This would be a travesty! MANDY!" Sarge cried out.

Mandy cried out in even more pain as her leg was grapevine, with Hinata crying out in passion, feeling the title about to come back to her! Mandy clutched her hair in intense pain, not knowing what to do! She tried to claw towards the ropes, but could not with the grapevined leg! Gritting her teeth, she slowly raised a hand...

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..."Will Mandy tap?! Will Mandy tap?!" Church asked.

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"WHAT THE F*CK?! WHERE THE HELL DID GREEN COME FROM?!" Church asked.

"I DON'T KNOW! BUT SHE JUST DROPPED AN ELBOW ACROSS A GREY HEART!" Sarge stated.

Green tightly hooked the leg!

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"But Hinata SOMEHOW kicks out after the sudden move! TOO CLOSE!" Church shouted.

Green stood up and saw Mandy slowly pulling herself up to her feet with the ropes, careful not to put pressure on the ankle...AND SUPERKICKED HER OUT OF THE RING! Green then picked up Hinata and held her in an Inverted Facelock and grab the arm...but Hinata suddenly broke free, and lifted her up for the Gentle Slam! Green got out of it, and turned into a Snap Arm Drag onto the Hyuuga girl! Hinata quickly got up and ran at Green, but got lifted into a Fireman's Carry! Hinata struggled in her grip, and Green tried to hold onto her...

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...AND LIGHTNING COMES IN AND NAILS A JUMPING SAVATE KICK TO GREEN! Green backed into the ropes from the impact, which caused her to inadvertently dump Hinata off her shoulders and over the ropes and to the floor with a splat!

"OH! And thanks to Lightning, Hinata just went SPLAT on the padded concrete! That couldn't have felt good!" Church stated.

"It did not, but then again, that's what all Blues should do! Just splat on the ground and never be a part of our lives again! Wouldn't that be great?!" Sarge asked.

"...You're messed up, dude..." Church deadpanned.

Green stumbled off the ropes and back towards Lightning, who suddenly lifted her upside down for the Lightning Strikes! Green however struggled in her grip, AND SUDDENLY ROLLED HER UP IN A SUNSET FLIP PIN! 1...2...

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...LIGHTNING KICKS OUT! Both women rolled back onto their feet, and Green CAUGHT LIGHTNING WITH A SUPERWOMAN PUNCH! Lightning was dazed on her feet, and Green bounced off the ropes and nailed a Running Bulldog on the RR General! Green then stood up and motioned for the finish, which caused the crowd to go into a frenzy. She picked up Lightning and placed her in an Inverted Facelock, grabbing the arm as she did so. Smirking, she spun her around with arm...

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...AS SHE PLANTED HER WITH THE LIGHTNING STRIKES!

"LIGHTNING STRIKES! OUT OF FREAKIN' NOWHERE! THE LEGEND DROPPED ON HER HEAD BY THE RR GENERAL!" Church shouted.

"YES! YES! YES! THAT'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT! Green..." Sarge began.

Without hesitation, Lightning hooked both legs with her arms and legs as TIGHTLY as possible!

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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.

"LIGHTNING DID IT! LIGHTNING HAS SURVIVED!" Church proclaimed.

(You think you're so damn perfect

Well I think you're worthless

I don't care what you think of me

I'm better than you'll ever be

Take a look inside the mirror

Before you throw your stones at me

You're just playing the saint

Just playing the saint

Just playing the saint

You can't judge me)

("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)

"Here is your winner...and STILL UCA Women's Champion...LIGHTNING FAAAAAARRRRROOOOOONNNNNNN!"

The crowd gave a HUGE mixed reaction at the result, some unhappy with the result, but other applauding the greatness of the match. Lightning let go of Green's legs and rolled off of her, laying on the mat in pure exhaustion, panting heavily. She lied like there for a few moments as everyone else was laid out around her in and outside the ring until the ref laid her belt beside her. Lightning saw the belt and slowly grabbed a hold of it before she slowly got up to her feet, helped by the ref. Once up, she raised her title belt high in the air with one hand as the ref held up her other hand in triumph.

"Lightning did it! Lightning somehow did it! Against every odd imaginable, she has survived the Six-Pack Challenge! Look at the carnage, the bodies lying around here, this six-way battle was true warfare! But in the end, Lightning manages to stand tall at the end!" Church stated.

"And she did it by PINNING GREEN! The legend herself! At this point, all you haters and doubters of this glorious Red can SUCK IT! She's the real deal! And the title stays with the RR!" Sarge stated.

"Five woman were absolutely crushed at the end of it all, but despite that, Lightning wins this one for herself and the RR. And now she'll get the opportunity of a lifetime, and that's head into Final Clash as Champion." Church stated.

Lightning lowered her arms and title, panting heavily as she surveyed the damage around her until she saw Green still laid out in the ring, slowly trying to recover. She narrowed her eyes at her, before dropping down and rolling out of the ring. The fans were confused until Lightning went to ringside...and grabbed a steel chair from ringside, which led to loud boos from the crowd as they knew what was happening. She threw both her title and her chair into the ring and slid into the ring. She picked up chair and measured Green as she slowly tried to get back to her feet, muttering "You should have never come back...your time is up, vet..."

"Oh no, come on Lightning! Enough is enough! You won the damn match! There's no point doing this to Green!" Church stated.

"There is every reason! The RR's goal is to purge the business of every spotlight-hogging vet for the rookies, and Green is one of those vets! Coming back and getting a title shot like that! She deserves this!" Sarge stated.

"Bullshit! There's a better way to go about this! But dammit, everyone else is too tired or laid out to stop Lightning! She's gon-WAIT A MINUTE!" Church exclaimed.

Lightning raised the chair high as the crowd's boos turned into cheers...

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...as Tifa slid into the ring! Tifa stood up as Lightning turned to face Lockhart...

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...TIFA WITH THE PREMIUM HEART TO LIGHTNING!

"PREMIUM HEART TO THE GODDAMN FACE! TIFA JUST KNOCKED LIGHTNING OUT!" Church shouted.

"WHAT THE HELL, YOU DAMN HAG?! THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!" Sarge exclaimed.

"SHE WASN'T ABOUT TO LET A FRIEND OF HERS GET DESTROYED LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!" Church exclaimed.

Lightning let go of the chair and crumpled down to the mat, completely KO'ed as Tifa glared down at her, shaking the hand she just nailed Lightning with. She then turned towards Green, who was now on all fours before helping her up, and asking if she was okay. Green nodded, but sighed in disappointment. Tifa then led Green out of the ring and helped her towards the back. The other competitors in the match were then shown: Hinata sat against the apron, absolutely crestfallen at failing to achieve her dream. Kiva leaned over the announce table still hurt, bashing her fist against it in frustration. Mandy simply scowled at the events that had taken fold. And Peach simply cried out in absolute anger before kicking over the steel steps. Tifa had helped Green up to the stage, then looked back to the ring, where she saw Lightning now somewhat conscious but completely disoriented, lying in the ring, but managing to hold onto her title tightly. Tifa narrowed her eyes before helping Green to the back.

"As you can see, all five women who did not win are taking the loss hard...they wanted to win so bad for their own reasons, but in the end, they could not get the job done. She may not look like a winner, but Lightning is STILL your Women's Champion!" Church stated.

"Gah, of course the old Blue hag, Tifa, had to come in and rain on Lightning's parade! She's just jealous of Lightning's success! Mark my words, this will not go unchallenged!" Sarge stated.

"Tifa made the save on this night, but no doubt that things between Lightning and Tifa are FAR from over, and there's no telling what will happen from here on out." Church said.

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The camera goes to the Titantron, which shows Wolfgang traversing through the hallways, a very confused, disturbed, yet angry look on his face. The Bully looked around, very apprehensive look on his face.

"What the f*ck is going on around here?!" Wolfgang asked himself, still looking around. "Flickering lights...weird symbols...gargled voices and flatlines...goddamn creatures in my locker room...WHO IS DOING THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?! I swear to God that when I find out who did this...GAH! Nobody does this to me! I am the Alpha Male! The Bully! Wolfgang!" Wolfgang then turned a corner. "I am not going to be subjected to th-AAAHHH! WHAT THE GODDAMN F*CK?!"

Wolfgang backed up in absolute shock and tripped onto his backside in shock...

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...as the camera showed a group of Antlions swarming around the carcass of what seemed to be a dead soldier, eating at it like crazy. They were picking it apart, and simply having their way with it. Wolfgang was in absolute shock as he sat down and watched this happen, but then an Antlion caught sight of him and twitched its antenna and suddenly jumped at him!

"SHIT!" Wolfgang quickly backed up as the Antlion leapt at him...

...when suddenly the lights flickered like crazy before turning off completely.

"AGAIN?! What's going on?! What's with those damn ant like things?! Someb-"

Wolfgang was cut off as the lights turned on...and the dead body carcass was gone...and replaced with dead Antlions all around him, torn apart or bashed apart in gruesome ways. Wolfgang looked around the area, a look of utter shock...and a bit of fear and horror on his face...

...before he looked up and saw on the ceiling, the same Half-Life symbol before in blood red. Wolfgang pulled at his hair in frustration.

"WHAT THE DAMN HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME?!" Wolfgang shouted...until he noticed something hanging loosely from a stack of boxes next to him...

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...a crowbar. Wolfgang looked at the crowbar for a few seconds...before realization set in...and a look of PURE RAGE crossed his face!

"THAT DAMN BAAAAAAASSSTTTAAAAARRRRDDDDDDD!" Wolfgang roared before standing up and stomping away like hell from the area.

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"...Welp...Wolfgang found who is behind this...but not before one last mindf*ck by Gordon Freeman...and the Bully...he looked PISSED..." Force stated.

"OF COURSE HE IS ANGRY! That despicable Gordon Freeman has tried to terrorize a returning veteran for no damn reason! GORDON FREEMAN SHOULD BE PUNISHED!" Sarge shouted.

"Sarge...Wolfgang low-blowed him and screwed him out of a legitimate victory, Wolf's Kicked his head off, and screwed him out of a Chamber spot. Plus, the dude has been Bullying people left and right in this business for decades. About time someone turned it around on HIM for once." Church noted.

"ONLY A BLUE WOULD SAY THAT! YOU DAMN DIRTBAG! SOMEONE FIRE YOU!" Sarge exclaimed.

Church sighed. "...I think I've already gone insane sometimes...in any case...Wolfgang knows the truth, but who knows what will happen now? But now, it's ti-" Church was cut off by...

(The world is my expense

The cost of my desire

Jesus blessed me with its future

And I protect it with fire

So raise your fists and march around

Don't dare take what you need

I'll jail and bury those committed

And smother the rest in greed

Crawl with me into tomorrow

Or I'll drag you to your grave

I'm deep inside your children

They'll betray you in my name)

("Sleep Now in the Fire" by Rage Against the Machine)

"Hey wait, what the hell?!" Church exclaimed.

The crowd booed loudly as the Bully, Wolfgang, walked out from the back and stomped down the ramp, a VERY angry look on his face. When he reached ringside, he grabbed a ringside crew and yelled at him "GET ME A MIC! GET ME ONE RIGHT NOW OR YOUR ASS IS GRASS!" The ringside worker, scared, ran to the crew as Wolfgang entered the ring and paced around it angrily.

"What the hell is Wolfgang doing out here?! Our main event is up next!" Church stated.

"He's OBVIOUSLY out here to address the CRAP that has been happening to him! AND I DON'T BLAME HIM!" Sarge stated.

"He's holding up the PPV! We were about to have the Chamber before he showed up! Dammit!" Church proclaimed.

The crowd was chanting "GET THE F*CK OUT! GET THE F*CK OUT!" as Wolfgang was given a mic and shouted into it. "OH SHUT UP, YOU WEENIES! WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MATTER! I'M STILL GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR LUNCH MONEY AFTER THE SHOW ANYWAY!" The crowd booed even louder but Wolfgang could care less. "Now I am PISSED, and I am PISSED for a damn good reason! I have been having shit happen to me all night long, and I now know it's because of ONE MAN...SO GORDON FREEMAN, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"

"Wolfgang calling out Gordon Freeman! He doesn't want to wait to deal with this! He wants Freeman NOW!" Church stated.

"Oh, he's going to deal with this problem NOW! And it's going to be so glorious! If Freeman is smart, he'll do as demanded!" Sarge said.

Wolfgang paced around the ring angrily as the crowd chanted "FREEMAN! FREEMAN!" repeatedly...

(It's my world

I'm awake in my world

It's my time

What truth will I find in my world?

It's my world

I'm lost in my world

In my world

My world)

("My World" by Transmissions)

The crowd cheered as the music played, and out come Gordon Freeman, crowbar in hand and staring at Wolfgang with a stoic look on his face. Beside him was the always enigmatic G-Man, briefcase and mic in hand as they stood on the stage.

"And here is Gordon Freeman, accompanied by the G-Man! Ask and you shall receive!" Church stated.

"YES! Now it's time to see some justice handed down, Bully-style!" Sarge cheered.

G-Man simply surveyed the cheering crowd before slowly bringing the mic to his lips. "Mr. Wolfgang...what could possibly...be the source of your anger towards us? Why possibly call us out...like this? You seem so...disheveled and...quite disturbed by some things that you have seen..."

"CUT THE CRAP! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, YOU FOGY!" Wolfgang shouted. "All night long, I have been having crazy crap happen to me for seemingly no reason! From damn things in my locker room, weird symbols, giant ants, and gargled flatlines, this whole night has been trying to mess with me! I didn't know who was doing it to me...until I caught sight of something...and it clicked. I HONESTLY should have realized this SOONER...It was you two trying to mess with my head! DON'T LIE TO ME!"

G-Man simply gave his eerie smile before replying. "Mr. Wolfgang...you must understand...it was YOU...who desired to...continue hostilities between us. My...client...though angry about the...intentional low blow and DQ from long ago...was willing to, as you say...let it slide. However, you were the one who didn't let things be...and robbed Mr. Freeman of a Chamber spot. You were the one who declared that you were..."going to school him"...if I am quoting you correctly. It is only natural that we retaliate in our...own manner. That is how battles work after all. Besides...aren't you the one who takes pleasure in creating fear in others...and messing with them with mind games of your own? ...It seems to me that...turnabout...is fair play."

"OH SHUT UP!" Wolfgang shouted angrily. "I LOW BLOWED AND WOLF'S KICKED HIM BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! I AM THE ALPHA MALE! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!" The crowd booed loudly, chanting "Wolfgang Sucks! Wolfgang Sucks!" "And I screwed him out of the Chamber spot because I deserved the chance he did! I am a veteran that practically was integral to any of the success UCA had in the late 90s! Me coming back and helping them get success once more should instantly granted me a chance, no questions asked! Instead...he gives the chance to you...because you have "great potential" and "could give a great showing"...MY ASS!"

G-Man simply shook his head and continued smiling. "Mr. Wolfgang...your Bullying tactics will not get what you want so easily these days. You can say you deserve a shot right at the start...but it seems to me...that times have...changed. Your accomplishments...are not something you can use to get what you want anymore here. You must...impress. And...you failed to impress...while Mr. Freeman...he impressed...and was given a chance, he made the most of...which was something you could not stand...how very sad."

"Impressive?! Yeah, right!" Wolfgang shouted, his anger at an all time high. "A tub of lard is more impressive then that silent freakshow! I've heard rumors about what he went through in his life...about the "horrors" he went through...about how much it scarred him mentally...which you tried to show me through these lame-ass shticks all night long..." Wolfgang gained a very sick snarl on his face, feeling VERY antagonistic. "And let me tell you something..." Wolfgang leaned against the ropes, and muttered loudly into the mic. "IT...WASN'T...THAT...BIG...OF A DEAL..."

The crowd "Ooooohhhh'ed" as Gordon Freeman narrowed his angrily, gritting his teeth at those words. Pleased at the reaction, Wolfgang continued. "I mean...come on! You were actually AFFECTED by what you went through?! You got NIGHTMARES from what you saw?! ...Oh please, stop whining and moaning, I could fight anything you fought in my sleep! Hell, I probably do it in HALF the time too! Since honestly, you just flatout suck!" Gordon clenched his fists tightly, gripping his crowbar as Wolfgang took delight in his reactions. "You are a true and through weenie if you go through all of that and are actually scarred by it. Your experiences have been so overhyped, it's practically laughable. Honestly...if a guy like THAT is supposed to be impressive, then you fans are bigger idiots and weenies then I thought!" The crowd was pouring on the hatred. "It's quite pathetic really...Gordon Freeman...a supposed badass...when I can do all he did in even BIGGER fashion and with GREATER EASE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

At this point, Gordon was practically about to blow a gasket as the G-Man tried to calm him down. Wolfgang saw this...and went for the kill. "And I heard about a girl you traveled...I believe her name...was Alyx?" Gordon's eyes widened at the mention. "And from what I hear...you two are just friends...sad...because if I was in your shoes...SHE'D BE MORE THAN THAT...because that's how weak you are!" Wolfgang chuckled darkly as Gordonwas practically GLOWING with rage. "And why is this all true, Miissstteeer Freeeemmmaaaannn..." Wolfgang drawled out mockingly. "...Because what you went through...WASN'T...THAT...SCARY...grow a pair of balls."

Wolfgang dropped the mic and just laughed at everything he said as Gordon looked down at the ground in pure rage, trmbling as G-Man continued to try and calm him down.

"Oooohhhh man...Wolfgang...he pushed a LOT of buttons with what he just said...and Gordon...oh man...Now HE looks like one who is pissed..." Church stated.

"As he should be! This is ultimate payback! And the best part is that it's all true! Wolfgang is so awesome, he would have done it no time flat with no fear!" Sarge stated.

"Yes, and his reactions to all the mind games earlier was indication of that." Church deadpanned. "No, this was simply him being a Bully and trying to mock everything Gordon went through. Plain and simple."

Wolfgang smirked victoriously at what he managed to do...until Gordon looked up angrily and began to make his way down the ramp towards the ring. G-Man tried to stop him.

"Mr. Freeman, I know that his words were not the most desired, but there is a be-"

For once, Gordon BRUSHED OFF the G-Man and walked down the ramp past him in an angry flurry. G-Man decided to simply let things end up as they were about to. Wolfgang saw Gordon coming and readied himself...as Gordon slid into the ring...

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...AND WOLFGANG DROPPED DOWN AND BEGAN RAINING DOWN FISTS ON HIM WHILE GORDON FOUGHT BACK WITH FISTS OF HIS OWN!

"THE FIGHT IS ON! TENSIONS HAVE EXPLODED IN HYRULE! GORDON AND WOLFGANG HERE AT LAST STAND NOW!" Church shouted.

"AND WOLFGANG IS GOING TO KICK HIS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE! GOOOOOOO YOU RED BULLY!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gordon dropped his crowbar in the midst of the brawl and quickly tackled down Wolfgang and punched him furiously! After taking a few, Wolfgang rolled them over and began punching Gordon as the crowd was going wild at what they were seeing! Gordon Freeman kicked Wolfgang off and both rose to their feet and began trading fists in the middle of the ring, the anger rising over. The fists flying all over, but after awhile, Gordon slowly began to get the upperhand, slowly backing Wolfgang into the corner, and began raining down furious punches to the skull of Wolfgang before backing up, and then nailed a Corner Clothesline on him. He then lifted him up for a Sidewalk Slam, but Wolfgang clubbed Gordon in the back of head, forcing him to let go and then eat a Russian Leg Sweep! Wolfgang stomped the hell out of Gordon afterward before dropping a knee across the chest! He then scraped his foot across Gordon's face with a sick snarl before dropping a leg across the throat! He then rained down even more fists on the skull of Gordon before he picked up Gordon, but Gordon suddenly nailed an Elbow Smash that sent Wolfgang into the ropes, and back into a BRUTAL Clothesline!

"These guys are tearing each other apart! What has been said and done on this night has resulted in one very physical fight before our eyes!" Church stated.

"Which Wolfgang will WIN! Come on, all this resistance is just for showmanship! We all know what's happening in the end!" Sarge exclaimed.

Gordon dropped down and brought down the forearms to Wolfgang's face over and over before picking him up and setting him up for the Resonance Cascade...BUT WOLFGANG LOW BLOWED GORDON! Gordon held his manhood in pain when he got lifted up and planted with an Alabama Slam! The crowd booed loudly as Wolfgang laughed greatly at what he just did before going into a corner and howling a wolf before stomping his foot.

"Dammit, the low blow to Gordon just like in their first encounter! And Wolfgang is looking to end this the same way the first time did! With a Wolf's Kick!" Force said.

"HIT IT! HIT IT!" Sarge cheered.

Gordon slowly got back up to his feet as Wolfgang sneered, ready to kick his head off. Gordon stood, and turned around, and Wolfgang ran and pumped his leg at him...

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...AND GORDON CAUGHT THE WOLF'S KICK! Wolfgang was shocked as Gordon angrily looked at him with his foot in his hand...BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND PLANTING HIM WITH A GRAVITY BLAST!

"WOLF'S KICK BACKFIRED! GRAVITY BLAST TO WOLFGANG!" Church shouted.

"THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!" Sarge stated.

The crowd cheered loudly as Wolfgang writhed in pain and Gordon stood up with anger. He saw his crowbar nearby and grabbed it. He sized up Wolfgang as he got back up...

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...AND CLOCKED HIM IN THE SKULL WITH THE CROWBAR!

"CROWBAR OFF THE SKULL! GORDON JUST GAVE WOLFGANG A TASTE OF HIS FAVORITE WEAPON!" Church shouted.

Wolfgang fell down to the mat holding his head, and Gordon dropped down and began slamming the crowbar all over Wolfgang's body! On his legs...on his arms...on his torso...on his back...on his head...No body part was left untouched as Gordon struck Wolfgang a total of 20 times with the crowbar! He then picked up Wolfgang and placed him against the ropes before bouncing off the adjacent ones...

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...AND NAILING A CLOTHESLINE WITH THE CROWBAR, SENDING WOLFGANG OVER THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!

"IT'S CROWBAR CITY RIGHT NOW ON WOLFGANG! GORDON IS TAKING ALL OUT OF HIS ANGER ON THE BULLY!" Church shouted.

"SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! STOP THIS BARBARIC BEATING RIGHT NOW!" Sarge begged.

Wolfgang was down on the outside as Gordon exited the ring and placed his crowbar on the apron and grabbed a steel chair from ringside. He waited for Wolfgang to slowly get back up to his feet...

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...AND SLAMMED THE CHAIR OFF HIS SKULL! Wolfgang dropped to the ground, completely out of it, but Gordon brought him back up to a seated position...AND NAILED HIS FACE WITH THE CHAIR AGAIN! Gordon then stood over Wolfgang and began slamming the tip of the chair on the body of Wolfgang over and over before throwing the chair right onto him!

"And Wolfgang's beating just went to Steel Chair Town! Expected weather: PAIN!" Church stated.

Gordon then picked up Wolfgang, lifted him onto his shoulder, ran...AND LAUNCHED HIM INTO STEEL POST FACE-FIRST! Wolfgang was laid out as Gordon then went over to the steel steps and tore it apart before grabbing the bottoms one. He then held it up as Wolfgang slowly crawled around the ring, now sporting blood on his face, before managing to stand up...

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...AND GOT STEEL STEPS THROWN INTO HIS FACE!

"Now we have Steel Steps Village! Your daily gifts: STEEL IN YOUR FACE!" Church shouted.

Gordon grabbed Wolfgang by the hair and dragged him over to the announce table and dropped him there, before taking off the hood and tearing the table apart. However, he didn't notice Wolfgang grabbing a steel chair by instinct. Once done, Gordon picked up Wolfgang...

...WHO MANGED TO SLAM THE CHAIR OVER GORDON'S HEAD!

"WOLFGANG! WOLFGANG WITH THE DESPERATION CHAIR SHOT!" Church shouted.

"YES! YES! THAT'S WHAT A BULLY CAN DO! COME ON, WOLFGANG! FIGHT BACK!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon fell down, holding his head in pain as Wolfgang fell backwards and leaned against the apron. He was bleeding badly, as he tried to find the strength. Wolfgang shook his head before raising the chair, and slamming it down over Gordon's body! Gordon writhed in pain as Wolfgang managed to raise the chair, and slammed it AGAIN over his body! Wolfgang then repeated the action four more times before throwing the chair down on Gordon's head! Wolfgang then stumbled back into the apron and breathed heavily, and waited as Gordon pulled himself to his feet with the table, and turned around as Wolfgang pumped his foot at him...

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...GORDON CAUGHT WOLFGANG WITH A BIG BOOT!

"Aaaannnndddd...Gordon just catches the Bully and slams him down like that! Gordon isn't going to be stopped!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT!" Sarge stated.

Gordon fell to a knee and held his head and body in pain as Wolfgang writhed on the floor. After a few seconds of dealing with it, he picked up Wolfgang, went to the apron, then set him up and lifted him...

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...SICKENING POWERBOMB ONTO THE APRON! Wolfgang fell to the ground, arching his back in pain while Gordon grabbed the bottom steps and set them up diagonally to the announce table. He then grabbed the top steps and placed them on the bottom steps, reconnecting them. He then grabbed the wooden hood of the table...

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...AND BROKE IT OVER WOLFGANG'S SKULL!

"We are witness the systematic destruction of the Bully over here! My God, this is just brutal! The moment Gordon got his hands on the crowbar, this whole thing just went to him!" Church stated.

"Dammit...dammit...this wasn't supposed to happe-wait, what is Gordon doing?!" Sarge asked.

Gordon had picked up Wolfgang and placed him between his legs, before hooking the arms and legs and lifting him up...but didn't go for it...as instead he walked over to the steel steps...

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...and began to climb up them to loud cheers from the crowd!

"Wait, those steps are next to our...Oh no...he ain't going to do this! He ain't going to do this!" Church stated.

"NO! NO! GET FAR AWAY FROM HERE, YOU SILENT MADMAN! GO HURT PEOPLE SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon ignored Sarge's cried as he reached the top of the steps, Wolfgang still hooked and lifted. He measured everything...before diving off...

...

...

...

...RESONANCE CASCADE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

"HOLY SH*T! RESONANCE CASCADE THROUGH OUR DAMN TABLE! WOLFGANG HAS JUST BEEN DESTROYED!" Church shouted.

"NOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU GORDON FREEMAN! DAAAAMMMNNNN YOOOUUUUU!" Sarge cried out.

Wolfgang was absolutely laid out and motionless among the table debris as Gordon stood up, a look of anger on his face as the crowd went wild at the move, chanting "FREEMAN! FREEMAN!" like crazy. Gordon just glared down at the bloodied Wolfgang before grabbing the crowbar from the apron and standing silently. As Gordon stared at Wolfgang, G-Man finally came around the ring, mic still in hand as he made his way to by Gordon. He looked at Wolfgang, seemingly amused before speaking.

"...Mr. Wolfgang...I hope you take this as lesson to...NEVER...mock or downplay...Mr. Freeman's experiences again...he...takes it very seriously as you just saw." G-Man stated. "You must understand...you brought this on yourself. It is a shame it had to come to this for you...but...sometimes, that is how...the dice are cast. It is likely you will...try to come back for vengeance...and if so...we shall be ready. Until we cross paths again...Mr. Wolfgang."

(It's my time

What truth will I find in my world?

I know now what to do

I once thought it was you

In my world

You been locked out in the world

A life out of control

It's my world

It's my world)

("My World" by Transmissions")

The crowd cheered loudly as Gordon and G-Man left the ringside, Gordon still feeling very pissed as personnel came down and began to check on Wolfgang. They slowly picked up the Bully up and helped him up, and the movement caused him to slightly regain consciousness as they carried him away from the table. Near-unconscious and wondering what the hell hit the, he saw the personnel helping him, and then he shoved them away, too prideful to be helped by ANYONE outside of his Bullies stable in Animated. He tried to walk around the ring and succeeded for a few seconds before he stumbled and fell to the ground, where personnel helped him more. Gordon and G-Man stood on the stage and looked at the bloodied and beaten Wolfgang a bit more before making their way to the back.

"...Wolfgang and Gordon...they came to blows...and in the end, it was GORDON who would come out on top in this exchange. DESTROYING Wolfgang in the process. Wolfgang pushed the wrong buttons...Gordon is serious..." Church said.

"That beast! That Blue beast! He should be chained up and punished for life! He did not deserve to do that! I hope he gets destroyed in the future by Wolfgang!" Sarge staed.

"I'll give Wolfgang credit though...the fact that he is even MOVING after all of that, and even refused help showed how tough he is...but looking at his half-conscious state right now, you KNOW Gordon's destruction was as bad as they come. He probably doesn't know what happened right now." Force said.

"Mark my words, dirtbag...Gordon will get what is coming to him! Mark my damn words! The One Free Man will get Bullied into RED OBLIVION! If you think this will go without retaliation, then you are an idiot! Gordon's going to get his, guaranteed!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Wolfgang and Gordon...this only added fuel to the fire...on the Path to Final Clash." Church stated.

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The camera went to the Titantron, which showed UCA World Champion Mario in his locker room, preparing for the hell he was about to endure. Once done, he grabbed his belt, and turned around...

...to come face-to-face with Matt Ishida. Mario glared at the Destined, but before Matt could speak, Mario cut him off.

"No, no, no, you ain't-a going to be speak! I know why you are here!" Mario stated. "Word has-a been getting around! Word that you've been visiting all the Chamber participants, making rounds and sizing all of them up for Final Clash! And you apparently saved the Champion for last! Well let me tell you...that you wasted a bunch of your time when all you had to do was come to me only! Because this is FACT: NONE of them have ANY chance of walking out of the Chamber as Champion! Because I will do what I have always done: WIN AND RETAIN MY TITLE! Anyone else who thinks otherwise is just piss-poor dumb animals! This ain't my Last Stand...it's THEIRS! Sonic, Sly, Crash, Scourge, Mario...I am going to show them what happens when they try to take what is mine! And I hope you watch real closely because what happens to them...will happen to YOU at Final Clash!"

"See, you may have your one-hour Rumble win, your fancy little return promo, your happy resurrection deal, and a couple of victories here and there...but do you know who I am? DO YOU?! I AM SUPER MARIO! THE GREATEST FICTION WRESTLER IN HISTORY! MR. NINTENDO! THE CHAMPION OF LIFE! THE GREATEST...CHAMPION...EVER! And for 385 days, I have proven that without a doubt! I am the longest-reigning World Champion this company has had! And no pretty boy rocker whose glory days are behind him is going to be the one to stop me! Have you forgotten that last year I defeated the Rumble Winner at Final Clash?! It'll be the same case this year! Tonight...I enter hell, and conquer it! And then at Final Clash...I squash the resurrection, and show why I am SUPER MARIOOOOO!"

The crowd was booing loudly as you can hear as Mario raised his title with a scowl, but Matt simply stared at him expressionlessly with arms crossed.

"...You done yet? I was wondering if you would ever shut up." Matt remarked, causing Mario to scowl further. "If so, here's the deal Mario. I have been scouting every possible opponent for me at the big show to be prepared, but in all honesty...I don't care who wins tonight, because it won't change what's going to happen: Me becoming World Champion at Final Clash and completing my resurrection! This whole match is just confirming to me who I take the title from. But Mario...if it's YOU who walks out that Chamber the winner...let me tell you this." Matt leaned in close to Mario's face. "Your shtick as the Greatest Champion Ever...will come to an end by my hand...because there is not a goddamn thing you can do to stop me! I am on a journey, and I'll be damned if you keep it from me for your own ego! Should those five be unable to do it...know that at Final Clash...I'll be coming for your ass... I...WILL...TEAR...YOUR...KINGDOM...DOWN! ...Good luck, Mario...you are going to need it..."

Matt then left the locker room, Mario scowling angrily at his retreating figure as he held the World Title close to his chest, muttering "No...no...I am the Greatest Champion Ever...and I always will be...tonight...at Final Clash...and after...I always will be." Marion then left the locker room, ready for hell.

"The Elimination Chamber Match...Six Men...One Title...Hell on Earth...it...is...NEXT!" Church stated.

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A/N: TADA! AN UPDATE! :D Yeah, I decided to make the Chamber Match it's own chapter considering that one will be a doozy, lot of work and such, and I feel like I've given you enough here. And I kind of wanted to give you all an update anyway in some form. I don't want this great fic of mine to go cold because of laziness. T_T In any case, I worked really hard on this and hoped that the matches lived up to the hype. I promise to give my all for the Elimination Chamber Match. This I swear!

In any case, PM me if you have any ideas or suggestions for me and I will consider them, and please leave a review. Reviews are SO appreciated! :D Until next time!