Universal Character Association: Week 9


Circling your, circling your, circling your head,

(The screen shows Senji smirking out to the crowd from in the ring)

Contemplating everything you ever said

(The screen shows Blue brooding on the stage with a stoic look on his face)

Now I see the truth, I got doubt

(The screen shows Red hitting the Poke-Flow on Johnny Cage)

A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out

(The screen shows Kiva hitting the XLR on Mandy)

See you later

(The screen shows Starforce Megaman punting Fox in the skull)

I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold

(The screen shows Tidus on top of a ladder with the Cruiserweight Title raised high)

See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)

(The screen shows Ben Tennyson holding up the Hardcore Title while holding his head)

Well now that's over

(The screen shows Bowser giving a great roar out to his opponent)

I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

(The screen shows Lightning staring down Tifa in the ring with her Women's Title)

Back off I'll take you on

(The screen shows Crash nailing a leg drop on Scourge from the chain roof)

Headstrong to take on anyone

(The screen shows Sonic nailing Bowser in the back with a chair)

I know that you are wrong

(The screen shows Scourge posing on the turnbuckle with his hands raised in rock horns)

And this is not where you belong

(The screen shows Mario hitting the Super Mario Splash on Sonic and then raising the UCA World Championship overhead)


("Headstrong" by Trapt plays over the loudspeakers)

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the music played, fireworks going off around the Titantron in spectacular fashion. The colors red, blue, and gold decorated the fireworks as they began going off in machine-gun fashion on the stage, before circling the Titantron, and then giving off one final blast of fireworks before the lights turned on. The crowd was going crazy as the camera went over them, the fans holding signs such as "Friendship is Resurrected", "Red Blue; Any Day of the Week!" "Senji is Gonna Kill You, Dead-Center!" and "Kingdom Hearts All the Way!" The camera then went to Sarge and Church at ringside.

"Hello everybody and welcome to UCA Monday Night Flame! We are live from Endsville, only four weeks away from the biggest show of the year, and we have an action-packed night for you all, don't we Sarge?" Church asked.

"You are damn right you dirtbag, it's one hell of a Flame! We have two Money in the Bank Qualifiers here tonight, the rookie Kiva taking on the legend Green. And of course..." A match graphic showing Johnny Cage with his Internet Title. "...the Internet Title Open Challenge Triple Threat! Johnny Cage puts his title on the line against any two men from any company! Who will they be? And will Johnny Cage come to regret it?" Sarge asked.

"And not only that, we have ourselves..." A graphic was shown of Scourge, smirking cockily as the Raging Scourge logo was behind him. "...the return of the Raging Scourge tonight! With how his last two shows have gotten, who will the self-proclaimed King of the World have on his talk show? Knowing that arrogant hedgehog, there's no telling who it could be!" Church stated.

"Trust me, dirtbag, it's going to be something grand! It's SCOURGE after all! He always delivers with the Raging Scourge!" Sarge stated.

"Well, we'll see about that, man. I'm not so sure myself, but we'll see. Either way, this Flame promises to be one hell of a ride for everybody watching!" Church stated.

("Resurrected" by Peroxywhy?gen)

"AND WE ARE KICKING OFF IN A HELL OF A WAY!" Church exclaimed.

The crowd exploded into thunderous cheers as the lights turned blue, and when the lyrics began to play, Matt Ishida came out and bobbed his head to the music. He looks out towards the crowd before clapping his hands and then throwing them to the sides, making his way down the ramp. He slapped hands with a few fans, but his expression was focused as he grabbed a mic from ringside before entering the ring.

"Ladies and gentleman, please welcome the UCA Royal Rumble Winner and No. 1 Contender to the World Heavyweight Title...MATT ISHIDA!"

"Matt Ishida is in the house, and he's got to be on a high right now after last week's explosive Contract Signing for the Final Clash main event! Matt proclaimed that the past was to stay in the past despite what Mario said, and that he was stronger than Mario ever could be! Those words got under Mario's skin, and he tried to cheap shot Matt and take him down...and it only resulted in Mario getting a Rocker Smash through a TABLE! Matt with a DEFINITIVE statement on Mario for Final Clash!" Church stated.

"IT WAS A LUCKY BREAK! A LUCKY BREAK, THAT'S ALL! Matt only got luck against the Greatest Champion Ever that time around, but trust me, it WON'T happen again! Isn't that how it goes when all dirtbag Blues dare go against the great Red Mario?! It's always the same result! Matt ain't winning at Final Clash, or so help me Lord I will put a shotgun up Grif's ass and pull the trigger!" Sarge stated.

"Yeah, noted, Sarge...noted..." Church said deadpanned. "In any case, it seems Matt out here has something to say, and I for one want to hear what it is!"

Matt stood in the middle of the ring, as he listened to the crowd's cheers, taking in the chants of "MATT! MATT! MATT!" before raising the mic up...

"Last week...I did something everybody's been waiting a LONG time for...and that's SHUT...MARIO...UP!" The crowd roared in approval of that statement. "Mario tried to do what he does best, and that's cheap shot me and try to put me down. But bad for him, dudes, all he got in the end was broken wood over his body and a big realization of EXACTLY who he's dealing with! And that's just a TASTE of what he's facing in four weeks! 'Cause when we face off, he's going to be facing the BIGGEST threat to his title reign! And that's not arrogance, that's the TRUTH!" Matt paused and held the mic in hand with a contemplative look in his hand before speaking. "Now...Mario's reigned for over a year as World Champ, guys...he's the longest-reigning World Champ this company has had. He's built a VERY nice, VERY comfy kingdom here in UCA, and I think I say this for everybody...when we're just SICK AND TIRED of it, and we WON'T take it anymore!"

The crowd exploded and began chanting "YES! YES! YES! YES!" as Matt continued. "And I'm pretty damn sure I'm not just speaking for the fans, but for the wrestlers in the back as well! Hell, I'm probably speaking for management and staff as well! I'm speaking for this ENTIRE COMPANY when I say we ALL want Mario's reign to fall! And guys...I'm going to be the one to FINALLY do it. See...Mario can throw facts of the PAST in my face to try and throw me off, to try and get in my head, to try and get my failures to stick with me, and bring up every accomplishment he's done like no tomorrow...but dudes, it's not going to work. Not now...not EVER! All that stuff is behind me, and whether Mario likes it or not, I WILL win when it matters the most! He's facing the most focused, determined, passionate, and intense son of a bitch he has EVER faced in his reign! I'm not doing this for vengeance, for just the gold, to simply make fun of him, or because of ego! I'm doing this to finally complete the journey of redemption...and I'm doing this for the fans and company that want Mario to end!"

Matt took a deep breath before contuining. "And the reason for that is because this company...guys, I may've only been here for awhile, but it means the WORLD to me right now, and that's the truth. It gave me the chance at a new start, to put what happened behind me, to finally get payback on Davis and Digivolution on Animated, to reconnect with everybody..." Matt paused in thought before speaking softly the next part. "...to find NEW love...UCA has done a lot for me! It saved me from staying a depressed wreck, or hell...from even going down a dark path back then! And for that, UCA will always be like HOME to me, like XCW is to Tai! And I'm going to pay UCA back by taking down the GREATEST ASSHOLE EVER! Because as I said earlier, I KNOW this company is tired of Mario, I KNOW that it can't deal with Mario as the Champ anymore, can't deal with him coming out here every week and spewing crap out of his mouth about being "Greatest Champion Ever" and everybody being below him, and cheating in order to keep others down! So in the words of Owen Hart...ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, AND IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE!"

Matt's determined expression was shown full as the crowd chanted "NEXT WORLD CHAMP!" before he spoke more.

"Mario...you might be the Greatest of All Time. You might be the best big match player the business has got. And hey...I've choked in these situations before. But dammit, there's going to be NO choking at Final Clash! Oh no...see, that nice, comfy kingdom you've built for yourself...I'm coming for it. I'm coming with a giant sword and hammer, and I'm TEARING IT DOWN AND BURNING IT TO THE GROUND! I'm taking your world, and breaking it into tiny little pieces, and getting you, for the first time in your life man, to TASTE true failure! And oh man, you'll just hate it, won't you? Just LOATHE it and WRITHE at the very feel of it. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it! So Mario...get ready because in four weeks at Final Clash...this resurrected wolf is coming for YOU!" Matt then gave a cutthroat gesture before pointing to the camera. "...The hunt is on."

Matt drop the mic to his side as his face had a strong, passionate look on his face as the crowd continued to chant "NEXT WORLD CHAMP!" at him.

"Matt Ishida...a strong, and passionate speech directed towards Mario...he is READY for Final Clash! Ready to become World Champion! And he may ve-" Church was interrupted by...

("Holy Diver" by Killswitch Engage)

The crowd booed THUNDEROUSLY the moment the music hit, and Matt turned his head to the stage, and saw Mario walk out with his World Title over his shoulder, and a mic in his hand.

"And why am I NOT surprised?! It's Mario! Should've known he come out here and give his two cents about this...what kind of crap are we going to hear from this time? Can't imagine he feels great after last week..." Church stated.

"Shut your mouth, dirtbag! OF COURSE he isn't feeling great after last week! How else should he feel?! But the greatest Red of all is bouncing back! I am sure what he'll be saying is going to be marvelous!" Sarge stated.

"Oh please..." Church groaned.

Mario stared down Matt from the ramp before speaking as he slowly walked down the ramp..."Nice speech, Matt...very nice speech, indeed. You must feel on top of the world right now, especially after last week. Dropping me with a Rocker Smash through a table...congratulations, Ishida, you got one over on me. However...one thing you fail to realize is that you AREN'T the first to get such a...SMALL victory over me. Not the first...and won't be the last. Plenty of others have stood tall over me before...and the thing about them all...is that they all LOST to me in the end. They all became statistics, victims, and losers in my 393 day-and-counting reign as World Champion! But you think you are different, don't you? You think that you won't end up like them and actually be the one who ends my reign? Well, Matt, I hate to break it to you...but that will NEVER happen. No, the only thing awaiting you at Final Clash is the beating and humiliation of a lifetime! And you'll be sent right back to the dark hole from whence you came as the depressed, broken wreck you were always destined to be! This 'Resurrection' of yours...nothing more than a FARCE that I will stomp to the ground once and for all! But until then...there is the now..."

Mario stopped in front of the ring and stared down Matt in the before continuing. "The now...which has you high in the clouds...feeling all sorts of wonderful right now. On top of the world...however, what you don't realize is that feeling is fleeting as you can NEVER be on the level of the Greatest Champion Ever. So what I am going to have to do, Matt...is bring you back down...to REALITY..."

Matt narrowed his eyes at Mario, who just simply stared back with an unreadable look on his face. The stare down continued...

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...until Matt saw Luigi come through the crowd and over the barricade on the right side of the ring! Yoshi then came from where the announce table is and exited through the crowd as the crowd booed loudly, realizing what was going on. And finally Toad came in from the right side of the crowd, jumping over the barricade with a smrik on his face. Matt looked around and frowned greatly as he saw that the ring was surrounded before Mario spoke up...

"Now Matt...what's going to happen next...isn't anything personal. It's just me reminding you where your true place in the word is...BENEATH MY BOOT..."

Mario then dropped the mic before he got on one apron of the ring, while the other members of the Mushroom Kingdom got on the other aprons as well, surrounding Matt. Matt however showed no fear, as he readied himself for a fight.

"OF COURSE! Of freakin' course! Mario just HAD to get his damn Kingdom goons out on Matt! Of course, he would do this after failing to get one over on Matt! TYPICAL MARIO!" Church shouted.

"Mario is doing the Red thing to do, dirtbag! Matt has gotten too big for his britches, so he has to be brought back down to reality! And this is the best way to do it! THIS IS WHAT RESURRECTED GETS YOU, MATT!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Mario's about to leave the No. 1 Contender a broke wre-WAIT A MINUTE!" Church shouted...

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...AS CRASH MANAGED TO SLIDE INTO THE RING TO LOUD CHEERS! He had two chairs in his hand and threw one to Matt! Though surprised, Matt caught the chair and swung at Mario! Stunned, Mario managed to drop to the floor before getting hit! Crash himself swung wildly at the other members, who were forced to drop to the floor to get away! The crowd exploded as Matt and Crash stood their ground with their chairs as the Kingdom looked on from the outside angrily!

"WHAT IS THAT BANDICOOT DOING HERE?! HOW DARE HE SAVE THE DIRTBAG FROM HIS FATE! HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING OUT HERE!" Sarge shouted.

"CRASH HAS HAD HISTORY WITH MATT SINCE THE RUMBLE MATCH, AND HE RESPECTS MATT TO GREAT LENGTHS! AND CONSIDERING THAT MARIO STOLE VICTORY FROM HIM IN THE CHAMBER, YOU HAD TO BELIEVE CRASH WASN'T GOING TO LET THE KINGDOM HAVE THEIR WAY! AND CONSIDERING TOAD'S IN MONEY IN THE BANK LIKE HIM, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THIS IS CRASH ALSO SENDING A MESSAGE TO TOAD!" Church stated.

"STUPID DIRTY BLUES! YOU ALWAYS STICK YOUR UNCLEAN NOSES IN BUSINESS THAT CLEARLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! NO WONDER YOU SUCK SO BADLY!" Sarge exclaimed.

The Mushroom Kingdom were anxiously moving around the ringside, and whenever one tried to get on the apron, Matt or Crash would charge at them, scaring them off. Everyone was at a stalemate right now until...

("Boom" by P.O.D.)

The crowd cheered as everyone turned to the stage, and Force came out on it, a mic in his hand as he surveyed the situation before him.

"You know...I'm not surprised Mario tried to do this, I'm really not." Force commented, receiving a glare from Mario as a result. "But I was surprised at Crash here...but then again, he's a crazy bandicoot, should I expect anything less?" The crowd laughed slightly as Crash had a grin on his face. "In any case, I see a stalemate before me right now, and...there's only one way to really settle this right now...what would that way be...anybody in the crowd got an idea?"

The crowd began to chant the answer to Force..."TEDDY LONG! TEDDY LONG!" which gained a laugh and smirk from Force.

"...That's right everybody...the Teddy Long way...what I am going to do is that tonight, in the main event, we will have Matt Ishida teaming with Crash Bandicoot...against the UCA World Heavyweight Champion Super Mario...and TOAD! Thank you for your time everybody! Hope you four have a good main event. Now I suggest you all leave to make way for our first match of the night."

Force then left for the back, leaving Mario to motion for his Kingdom to leave for now. The three came together with Mario, staring down at Matt and Crash, with Toad shouting "YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN! AND CRASH, THIS WILL BE A SHOW OF WHY I'M WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!" at the two. Crash simply grinned and motioned for them to bring it, while Matt stood in the ring, pointing at Mario, who just raised his title high as they continued back up the ramp.

"Alright, we got ourselves a BLOCKBUSTER main event! Matt Ishida and Crash Bandicoot taking on Super Mario and Toad in a big tag team match! That's HUGE! A HUGE main event! There's no telling what will happen!" Church stated.

"Are you IDIOTIC?! Of course we know what will happen! THE KINGDOM PREVAILS! THAT IS OBVIOUS ON SO MANY LEVELS! REDS RULE!" Sarge shouted.

Church sweat-dropped. "...Seriously, do you EVER listen to yourself, Sarge? Ugh...this is what I deal with people. Either way...going to be an explosive main event."


The camera goes to backstage, where we see the inside of the locker room...

...inhabited by the one and only Samus Aran, inciting a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd. The bounty hunter looked at the ground, silence taking the air for several moments. The crowd was getting restless until...

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"..Silence...has been broken..." Samus spoke, actually inciting cheers at her finally speaking. "Silence...which I went through willingly...because I wanted people to keep guessing, to throw them off their game until the time was right to speak, to have a mental advantage when people didn't know what I was thinking. But now...silence is over as THIS is the time I've decided to finally talk. To let you all know...why I've targeted AGENT TEX."

Samus paced around the room, a contemplative expression on her face as she does so. Eventually, she stops in the middle of the camera and looks towards it.

"Years ago...I shocked the world and made unbelievable waves...when in VGWA, I became the first female to win Money in the Bank...and on the same night...I cashed-in to become VGWA WORLD CHAMPION...the FIRST Female World Champion! Oh wait...until years later, when people suddenly started bringing history up about Azula winning the Toon World Title in WWE years ago...oh come on. Trying to suddenly take an accomplishment which has been accepted for years with history forgotten and a girl not seen in years who had to win HER World Title because of two flunkies? While I won my World Title BY MYSELF, and what I did is STILL remembered to this day, people STILL refer to me as the first female World Champion, and it got me..." Samus suddenly reached off-camera...and pulled in an FWA. "...this 2011 Diva of the Year Award...eat your heart out, Gwen."

Samus then put down the FWA. "But whether I am first or not...when I became VGWA World Champion...I changed the landscape. I put a whole new perspective for the business on females...the business was shaken up and changed forever, all because of what I did! And even though I was robbed of the chance to be a great World Champion due to VGWA going out of business..." Samus gave a slightly sad sigh. "I KNOW what I did could never be replicated by ANYONE, not by Azula, not by Asui, not by Raven Wells, not by CHYNA, as evident by where she is now, heh...not by ANYONE...and that's not arrogance, that's FACT!"

Samus paused for a second, her face scrunching up as if in anger before she continued...

"But for a long time now...all I've heard...is crap...about AGENT TEX. What about her? ...How about people saying she was the first Female Rumble Winner in Fiction Wrestling, she "paved" the way for me to win the World Title? How about I'm told that what I did wouldn't mean much if Tex had won the World Title FIRST instead?! Told that what Tex did was more impactful and memorable than what I did? Told...that Tex is BETTER than me?!" Samus shook her head. "Oh...you don't know how much that PISSES me off! Tex didn't pave SHIT for me! What I did was better than anything Tex could ever pull off! What I did was reach the top of the business and impact it in a way that is still remembered! Tex? What happened from what she did? ...Go on to beat Sailor Moon? I BEAT SAILOR MOON LONG BEFORE SHE DID! I've done more than she'll ever hope to do in this business! But I keep hearing the same shit over and over again..."

"...Well, I'm not taking it anymore. Oh no, I'm doing something about it and shutting ALL OF YOU...UP! How? Simple...by taking out Tex and proving that I'm better! Which is why I've done all I've done to her since the Rumble...and why right now, I'm challenging her to a match...AT FINAL CLASH!" The crowd EXPLODED at the news! "Female Rumble Winner vs Female World Champion! What do you say? Got the guts to meet your superior on the big stage and get your ass handed to you by the best? I hope you do since I've given you PLENTY of incentive to accept by now..."

"And for everybody who wants to know who is Samus in UCA..." Samus gave a hard stare at the camera. "I'm not the be-nice girl I am in CASZ...and I'm not the evil slut that SOME people want to claim I am...what I am...is an ASS-KICKER that will do all I can to prove that I am the BEST!" Samus leaned into the camera. "...And at Final Clash...nothing personal...but Tex will realize that first-hand..."

Samus stayed staring at the camera with a hard look, but also with a slight smirk on her face as the cameras went to ringside...


"...Samus FINALLY breaks her silence...and there is the reason she has been targeting. She says that she wants to shut up the people that keep telling her that Tex is better...and threw the challenge down for Final Clash!" Church stated.

"And we BOTH know Tex will accept! That's how she is since we know her well! And I have full faith that Samus will PROVE that she is indeed better, and shut up every critic that rambles on and on about Tex around her! She'll win! FOR SHE IS THE METROID KILLER! A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!" Sarge shouted.

"Personally, I don't know if I buy her reasoning...to me...it seems like her ego is hurt and she wants to rectify that...but either way, Samus is coming for Tex, but I doubt Tex will back down! Tex is not someone you want to piss off, and I THINK Samus may have bitten off more than she can chew if she's not careful!" Church stated.

"Stop covering for your girlfriend, Church! We all know Samus is taking her down!" Sarge replied.

"EX-girlfriend...how many times do I have to tell you that?" Church groaned. "In any case...let's get to our first match of the night...and it should be a good one..."

("Fight" by Icon for Hire)

The crowd cheered as the lights turned blue and white, and Kiva came out on the stage with a focused expression on her face. She stared at the ring for a few moments before taking a deep breath and made her way down the ramp. She gave a few slaps to the fans at ringside, but didn't pay too much attention to them as she leaped onto the apron and entered the ring. She shook her arms to get herself ready as she walked around the ring, ready for what was about to come.

"The following is your opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!"

"After coming so close to winning the Women's Championship at Last Stand, Kiva is presented with a big-time chance: facing Green one-on-one and BEATING her! Kiva proclaimed last week that she was not just going to impress, she was going to BEAT Green! Can she back up those words?" Church asked.

"I don't know, Kiva ain't exactly on my...favorites list...since she's a dirty Blue...but admittedly, she's got some skill, and some guts speaking how she did to Green! Now if this were a RED she were facing, I know who would win! After all, isn't it the way it goes EVERY time?"

"Sarge...seriously...shut up...I think you may be making people dumber...but despite what my partner said, Kiva is looking for the biggest victory in her career! But it won't be easy to get...because she's facing one of the best of all time..."

("Secret Weapon" by MxPx)

The crowd went thunderous with loud cheers as the lights turned green, and the Poke-legend herself, Green came out with her signature mischievous smirk on her face. She looked at Kiva in the ring before tipping her hat and making her way down the ramp towards the ring. Once there, she got on the apron and then leaped over the ropes into the ring. Giving a chuckle to Kiva, she leaped onto the second turnbuckle and raised an index finger to more cheers.

"And her opponent, from Pallet Town, Kanto, weighing in at 120 lbs., Green."

"And here comes the legend herself! The six-time Women's Champion listened to Kiva voice her frustrations about not getting to Final Clash as Champion, and gave her the opportunity to face her tonight, calling it her "Red vs Senji!" But is Kiva ready to go toe-to-toe with one of the best of all time? Or is Green too much for Green to handle for her right now?" Church questioned.

"Like I said, Kiva had some guts saying what she did to Green, being a rookie and all! But even though Green is one big dirtbag that I don't like one bit, I can't deny her skill! Green may very well be over her head...WAY over her head that no sane-thinking Red would be in!" Sarge stated.

"Well Kiva isn't deterred by what Green has done in her career, she fully believes she can win this match tonight! If Kiva can pull off the upset, it will be something else! But knowing Green, she isn't just going to let Kiva do that!" Church stated.

The ref checked on both of them before ringing the bell, Green and Kiva circling each other when it did. They locked-up in the middle of the ring, and Green locks in a waistlock on Kiva. Kiva struggled a bit before doing a Standing Switch on Green, but Green quickly threw Kiva over and off of her. Kiva rolled to her feet, and ran right into a Snap Arm Drag. Green quickly locked in a Headlock, but Kiva wasted no time standing up and slipping out of it before nailing a Snapmare. Kiva then locks in a Chinlock, but Green refuses to stay in it and manages to nail a few back headbutts to Kiva, forcing her to let go. Green stands up, and quickly grabs Kiva and nails a Headlock Takedown, before transitioning it into a Front Facelock. She wrenches on the head before spinning herself over Kiva's body and stands up away from Kiva. The future girl gets on her knees, a miffed expression as Green had a smirk on her face as she held her arms out.

"And the legend having some fun at the expense of the rookie, and Kiva obviously isn't liking that very much." Church stated.

"Well I wouldn't like being played around by a dirty Blue myself! I would call it the ultimate form of injustice and then make sure the person who did it BURNS!" Sarge stated.

Kiva stood up and the two slowly met each other in a lock-up, and Green got Kiva in a headlock. Green wrenched on the head some more, but Kiva managed to push her off into the ropes. Green bounced off the ropes, and took Kiva down with a Standing Shoulder Block. She then bounced off the ropes, but Kiva rolled onto her stomach and Green stepped over her, then bounced back again and into a Hip Toss from Kiva! Green rolled onto her feet, but got met with a Dropkick! Kiva picked up Green and then whipped her into one of the corners, then ran and nailed a Corner Forearm Smash to the face of the legend. She then pulled her out of the corner and hit a Snap Suplex! Kiva covered Green! 1...2...Green kicks out! Green rolled away from Kiva and got on her knees, looking at Kiva a little surprised, while Kiva just offered her a smirk.

"Kiva deciding to surprise Green this time around! I don't think Green expected that burst of offense from the future girl!" Church stated.

"Come on Green, I may not like you, but you're better than that! You can't get done in like that!" Force said.

Green rubbed her nose in slight annoyance before getting up and making her way towards Kiva. Kiva slowly inched towards Green...and Green suddenly lunged and got a School Boy on her! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Both roll to their feet, and Green catches Kiva with a kick to the gut, followed by a couple of forearms to the face! Green then nails a Side Headlock Takedown, but Kiva wraps her legs around Green's head! Green kips out of the hold, and the two get up, and the Poke-girl ducks a clothesline, and looks for a Back Suplex, but Kiva backflips out of it! Green turns around, and swats a Dropkick away from Kiva! Kiva stands back up, and gets an Enziguri to the skull! Kiva was dazed on her feet until Green grabbed her from behind and nailed an Inverted DDT, and then quickly locked in Armbar!

"Green back in control, and pulling on that arm! Kiva isn't going anywhere right now!" Church stated.

"Hah, Kiva is getting schooled right no! Look at the arm getting pulled like that! She can't hack it like a true Red can!" Sarge stated.

Kiva gritted her teeth as Green pulled on the arm, but Kiva slowly pushed herself to her, Green still holding the arm. Suddenly, Kiva front flipped onto her feet and out of the hold, and suddenly nailed a Leaping Head Kick to Green! Green was dazed on her feet, but Kiva then suddenly nailed a Snap Sleeper Slam! Kiva then stood and nailed a Standing Moonsault! Kiva covers! 1...2...Green kicks out! Kiva then picks up Green and begins nailing Kawada Kicks straight to the skull! After nailing a final one that caused Green to stand, Kiva bounced off the ropes and nailed a Flying Forearm Smash that took Green down! Green rolled over to the ropes and stood up against them, and Kiva ran at her. The legend Back Dropped Kiva over the ropes, but Kiva landed on the apron! However, Green saw this and quickly Hotshotted Kiva against the ropes! Kiva was dazed but managed to hold onto the ropes to keep from falling to the outside, but Green grasped the ropes...

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...AND NAILED A SLINGSHOT HURRICARANA TO THE OUTSIDE ON KIVA!

"AND THERE'S GREEN PATENTED SLINGSHOT HURRICARANA! Kiva lands with a sickening THUD on the outside!" Church stated.

"Ooohhh, THAT...has to hurt! Now if Kiva were a Red, you can imagine this would hurt less! But that's just not the case." Sarge stated.

Kiva arched her back in pain as Green stood up holding hers, then picked up Kiva and threw her into the ring. Green stood up as Kiva slowly got to her knees, and then got a Swinging Neckbreaker! Green covers Kiva!

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Kiva kicks out!

Green picks up Kiva and whips her into the corner, and then runs, leaps at Kiva, and nails a Monkey Flip on her! Kiva then ran and nailed a Jumping Elbow Drop on her! Green picks up Kiva, but Kiva suddenly nails a few shots to the gut, stunning Green, then bounces off the ropes to Green...

...and runs right into a Spinning Wheel Kick that knocked her down! Kiva rolled onto her back and Green began dropping knees onto her back repeatedly, actually saying at one point "Come on Kiva, I thought you could do better than that!"

"Green still having Kiva down and hurting, and she's wondering if all the hype in Kiva is starting to feel unfounded." Church stated.

"Well considering that right now, she's getting her ass kicked, I'm not surprised! So not worth the hype!" Sarge shook his head.

Green nailed a few more knees to the back before picking up Kiva and whipped her into the ropes, and tried for a Back Body Drop as she bounced back, but Kiva caught her with a kick to the chest! Green held her chest as Kiva bounced off the ropes once more to Green, but got nailed with a hard Clothesline that brought her down! Green then set herself up and nailed a Flipping Leg Drop! Green stood over Kiva, and gained a slight smirk before leaping at the ropes...

...and Kiva rolled out of the way of the Springboard Moonsault! Green landed on her feet as Kiva stood up near the ropes, with the legend running at her, but Kiva suddenly caught her with a Flapjack against the ropes! Green held her throat in pain as she stumbled to her feet...

...and was grabbed and nailed with a Dragon Suplex by Kiva, who bridged it into a pin!

"Dragon Suplex, perfectly executed!" Church stated.

"And the future girl has it bridged into a pin!" Sarge said.

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"Only two for Kiva, but she isn't letting that get to her! She wants the win BAD!" Church stated.

Green rolled onto her knees as Kiva stated, and the future girl began nailing Shoot Kicks to the chest of the Poke-girl! The Shoot Kicks began to get more rapid, harder in impact...until Green caught a Shoot Kick with her arms! Kiva was left standing on one leg as Green stood up holding her other leg...

...and Kiva suddenly leaped and kicked Green in the chest, sending her backing into the corner! Kiva rolled onto her feet and then ran, nailing a Spear in the corner, knocking the wind out of her! Green stumbled out of the corner, and Kiva grabbed her an nailed a Michinoku Driver!

"Michinoku Driver! Green dropped right on her damn head! She'll be seeing stars for awhile!" Church stated.

"Oh and those stars aren't the cheery kind! Those are the stars that tell you YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Kiva covers Green!

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"Kick out by Green! Green isn't a legend for nothing! Not going down that easily!" Church stated.

Kiva drags Green to her feet, makes sure she's standing...and GOES FOR THE MEGAS KICK! ...DUCKED! Kiva spins around and Green pushes her into the ropes! Kiva bounces off the ropes and right into Green's shoulder as she lifts her into a Fireman's Carry...

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...Kiva pushes herself and lands behind Green! Green turns around and tries for a Clothesline, but Kiva ducks it and leaps at the ropes, and then nails a Springboard Back Elbow on Green! Green stumbled up to her feet, but got a Running STO from Kiva!

"Kiva is on fire! She has Green on the ropes! And now she's looking for something big!" Church stated.

Kiva stood up and pointed to the corner before climbing it to the very top, back turned to Green...

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...AND SHE DIVES OFF AND NAILS A MOONSAULT!

"MOONSAULT CONNECTS! And Green's ribs...PAIN CITY!" Sarge stated.

Kiva covers Green!

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Green kicks out!

"Only two AGAIN! Green isn't staying down for Kiva at all!" Church stated.

Kiva, slightly frustrated, picks up Green to her feet...

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...AND DROPS HER WITH A MEGAS KICK!

"MEGAS KICK! RIGHT TO THE SKULL! GREEN'S OUT!" Church stated.

Kiva dropped down and hooked the leg!

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"ANOTHER kick out! Kiva just can't seem to put Green down right now! And that's getting to her big time!" Church stated.

Indeed, Kiva was very frustrated as she slowly stood up and stalked Green for the finish. Green slowly stumbled up to her feet slowly, back turned to Kiva. She turned around...

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...Kiva leaped at Green...

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...GREEN CAUGHT THE XLR ATTEMPT!

"XLR CAUGHT! XLR CAUGHT! Kiva got WAY too overzealous! CLASSIC Blue mistake!" Sarge exclaimed.

Kiva was shocked as Green was holding her up by the legs as she slowly backed up towards the corner...and then DROPPED Kiva face-first into the turnbuckle! Kiva was dazed as she backed up RIGHT INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Kiva landed on her back and neck and rolled onto her knees in a daze...

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...SHINING WIZARD FROM GREEN CONNECTS!

"And Green just SHINED a wizard right in Kiva's FACE! Kiva is OUT! The cover!" Church stated.

Green hooks the leg1

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"And now Kiva showing HER determination to NOT lose this match! She REFUSES to! It means too much to her!" Church stated.

"Well, she better kick it into high gear, or otherwise, she proves she's just ANOTHER dirty Blue...which would be the most obvious thing EVER!" Sarge exclaimed.

Green picked up Kiva and signaled for the end, placing Kiva in an Inverted Facelock and tried for the Green Mischief, but Kiva spun out of it and pushed Green into the ropes. Green bounced off the ropes and Kiva tried to lift her for another Michinoku Driver, but Green landed behind her...and nailed a BACKSTABBER! Green then leaped at the ropes...

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...AND NAILED THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!

"Springboard Moonsault connects! Green got what she couldn't get earlier! And I think she's looking for something ELSE NOW!" Church stated.

"What else could that damn Poke-girl be thinking of?! It better not be something demeaning to Reds OR I'LL SUE!" Sarge shouted.

Green picked up Kiva and carried her to the corner, placing her on top. She tried to climb the top, but Kiva suddenly began nailing rights to Green's skull before kicking her away to the middle of the ring. Kiva managed to stand tall on the turnbuckle and dived off...

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...and Green moved out of the way! Kiva landed on her feet, and turned around, and sidestepped an incoming Green! Green reached the ropes, but as she bounced off them, Kiva clotheslined her over them! Green landed on the apron, and Kiva grabbed her and lifted her to a standing position, but Green caught Kiva with a forearm, sending her back. Green went for a Springboard...

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...and Kiva rolled out of the way! Green landed on her feet...and she immediately got off her right leg, pain showing in her face as she dropped to a knee!

"Uh-oh, I think she may have an awkward landing on that foot! She's favoring it heavily and she's fallen down!" Church stated.

"Looks like Green is screwed now! With a bad foot now, that's about to cost Green BIG TIME! That's what you get for the Springboard, DUMB BLUE!" Sarge exclaimed.

The ref checked as Green was tending to her ankle, and Kiva saw this and was about to go for her, but the ref caught her and backed her up. The ref admonished Kiva, telling her not to do this, but Kiva was arguing with the ref. Meanwhile, Green was tending to her foot, beginning to untie it.

"The ref trying to keep Kiva back for the moment, but Green seems to be untying the boot...maybe to alleviate pressure?" Church questioned.

"It would be smart, but it's not going to make a difference! Because sooner or later, KIVA WILL KILL THE ANKLE!" Sarge shouted.

Kiva managed to get past the referee, and grabbed the hurt foot of Green! Green struggled as Kiva began to pull her to the center of the ring...

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...and Kiva SUDDENLY PULLED OFF THE BOOT! Kiva and the crowd looked shocked as the future girl held the boot in her hand!

"WHAT THE...?! Kiva just pulled off the boot of Green! I don't think she meant to do that!" Church stated.

"Of course she didn't! WHO THE HELL WANTS TO PULL OFF A BOOT?! THAT'S JUST STUPID!" Sarge exclaimed.

Kiva still looked surprised as she looks at the boot at her hand...

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...AND SUDDENLY GET ROLLED-UP FROM BEHIND WITH AN O'CONNOR ROLL! GREEN'S GOT THE ROPES AND THE REF DOESN'T SEE!

"WAIT WAIT, GREEN WITH THE O'CONNOR! SHE'S GOT THE ROPES! WHAT THE HELL?!" Church questioned.

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"GREEN WON! GREEN WON OVER THE ROOKIE!" Sarge exclaimed.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" Church questioned.

("Secret Weapon" by MxPx)

"Here is your winner, Green!"

A mixed reaction came from the crowd, with some happy, but others shocked and confused at what just happened. Green got off of Kiva and quickly rolled out of the ring, Kiva sitting up with a look of disbelief on her face as she still held the boot. She looked outside the ring as the ref slid out and grabbed Green's hand and raised it in the air, the Poke-girl standing with a mischievous grin on her face. Kiva then noticed that she was standing on her bad foot with no trouble at all, and realized the truth: Green was NEVER hurt at all, and pulled a trick on her!

"Look at Green! That foot isn't hurt at all! It's perfectly fine! That sneaky Poke-girl! She pulled a Guerrero on Kiva, and stole the victory right from under her!" Church stated.

"I should have known she would try something like this! That dirty little trickster! But she did it on a dirty Blue, so I can definitely be okay! So yeah...you did OKAY, Green! JUST okay!" Sarge stated.

"Green's done this sort of thing a few times before, and considering how her life was and her personality, this isn't TOO big of a shock...but Kiva...oh man, she doesn't like it ONE BIT!" Church proclaimed.

Indeed, Kiva looked absolutely incensed at being conned out of a victory like that, one she wanted SO BADLY. Kiva stood up and looked at Green, angrily throwing the boot she pulled off to the outside. Green picked up the boot, and then hopped on her "bad foot" with ease, smirking at Kiva and shouted "That's what happens when you face me, rookie! Do your homework next time!" She then made her way to the back, smirk still on her face, leaving Kiva angry in the ring, kicking the rope in frustration before exiting the ring and making her way up the ramp post-haste.

"Kiva wanted to win SO BAD! She wanted to PROVE she was worth all the hype put into her, and to get the victory STOLEN FROM HER like that, whether it's how Green works or not...that's DEFINITELY something to get to her!" Church stated.

"BOOHOO! That's just how it is sometimes! She LOST! And guess what? She just ISN"T worth all the hype! So go home and accept that fact, dirtbag!" Sarge stated.

"I DON'T think she's going to accept it Sarge...and if I'm smarter than you, and I KNOW I am, Kiva ISN'T going to let Green go after this, COUNT ON IT." Church said.


The camera changes to backstage, at the interview area where we see Grif with a mic...

...who just stands there and doesn't say anything. The crowd was confused, as were some of the staff off-screen.

"Ummmmm...Grif? You okay?" Someone asked off-screen, and then...

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"Zzzzzzzzzzz..." Grif was heard snoring, and you could literally hear the face-faulting off-screen.

"...YOU LAZY IDIOT! WAKE UP!" Someone shouted, then a giant rock was thrown and nailed Grif in the head!

"OWWWW!" Grif shouted as he was woken and fell down to the ground, rubbing his head. "What was THAT for?!"

"STOP SLEEPING ON THE JOB AND DO THE INTERVIEW, YOU ASS!" The guy shouted off-screen.

"Owwwww...not my fault. I need my 19 hours of sleep a day..." Grif groaned. "It's a medic-"

"JUST DO YOUR JOB!" The man shouted.

"Alright, alright...hard-ass..." Grif mumbled as he stood up. "So...hey...I guess. Let's get this over with...so...I think my guest right now is...um...oh yeah, Naruto Uzumaki..."

The crowd cheered as Naruto came on the screen with a focused expression on his face as Grif stared lazily.

"So, Naruto, you seem to be facing Starforce Megaman for a spot in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match later tonight. Do you have any thoughts on that? If not, it's cool, makes things easier for me..."

Grif lazily held out the mic to Naruto, who still had the focused expression on his face before speaking.

"Ya know...I haven't done much in UCA lately. I'm the first-ever ACW Undisputed Champion...I've returned to WWE and am ready to take down Itachi...I'm a Tag Team Champion in CWF...I'm a constant presence in WWT...but in UCA...nothing as of late. The only notable thing I've done is hold the Intercontinental Championship for two weeks before losing it back to Jason Krueger. I've got no direction in UCA right now...but that's going to CHANGE, dattebayo! Because this match is MY chance to finally get back on track here in UCA! Last week, Riku called this match the restart of several careers...Well, that's going to be the case for me tonight! I'm going to turn it all around, and find a place in UCA once again and show that I'm not going down that easily! But more importantly..."

"...This is a chance for me to finally put down a regret. See...in 2009, I won the UCA Royal Rumble! I main-evented Final Clash for the World Title, I had the chance of a lifetime...and I lost to Blue Oak. I COULDN'T win the World Title on that night, and that's gotten to me ever since, knowing I couldn't get the job done when it mattered the most. I've won the Big One almost everywhere else. WWE, CWF, ACW, NCW, AWF...you name it. But UCA...no, I haven't. It's been one of my biggest regrets...but Money in the Bank's where I'll change that! Because if I get into that match, and win it, it'll be my chance to be UCA World Champion, something that has escaped me for so long! It'll be where I can right one of the wrongs in my career, and finally put the loss in 2009 to REST! And all I have to do is beat one cocky-ass jerk in Starforce! A jerk from the RR who thinks it's pretty cool to take out vets...Starforce, you may have caused Jecht to retire...you may have broken Chief's neck...and you may have taken out Star Fox...but you WON'T keep me down! Better guys have tried, and they all LOST! It's going to be a pleasure kicking your ass before I become Mr. Money in the Bank and finally reach the top in UCA...BELIEVE IT!"

Naruto then walked off with a determined expression on his face as Grif then looked off-screen and said. "...Can I go now?" before getting brick'd.


"GIVE THE MAN WHO BRICK'D GRIF A GOLDEN GLOBE! HE DESERVES IT!" Sarge shouted.

Church rolled his eyes. "Well aside from Grif's laziness, Naruto himself is VERY determined! He doesn't just want to get back on track in UCA, he wants to finally do what he couldn't do in 2009! And when he's determined like that, it's hard to stop him!" Church stated.

"But know what WILL stop him?! The Gaming Killer himself! Who is going to send Naruto back to the little village where he came from and show why he will always be ORDINARY in UCA!" Sarge exclaimed.

"We'll see about that Sarge, but I won't lie, Naruto's going to have a tough time putting down a red-hot Starforce. But that's not until later. For now...we got ourselves a match that's about payback right now." Church said.

("Meant to Live" by Switchfoot)

The crowd cheered loudly as Tails came out with this Tag Team Title around his waist, a frown on his face as Knuckles came out with his own Tag Title, the echidna getting a mixed reaction from the crowd still for his actions from before. The two looked at each other, and nodded before making their way down the ramp towards the ring. Tails entered the ring and took off his title, waiting inside the ring as Knuckles stood on the outside.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Sonic Heroes, from Westside Island, being accompanied by Knuckles the Echidna, weighing in at 198 lbs., one-half of the UCA World Tag Team Champions, Miles "Tails" Prower!"

"And Tails is out for a match against one-half of Team 2D, who assaulted the Tag Champs and Edward last week to make a statement they are coming for the titles! And Knuckles is out here, who is still receiving mixed vibes from the crowd! That Echinda STILL isn't sorry for what he did to the Elrics, saying they deserve it, and that after they deal with Team 2D, the Elrics are next!" Church stated.

"And I agree that the Elrics deserve it! After all, why don't they? They're the damn Elrics! They deserves the BIGGEST beating in the world! But while they can get beaten up by Knuckles, the Sonic Heroes can get beaten up by Team 2D! TEAM 2D RULES!" Sarge shouted.

"Well Team 2D is out to send ANOTHER message tonight, but Tails is out to make sure that doesn't happen." Church stated.

("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)

The crowd booed loudly as the lights turned grey and brown, and Team 2D came out with cocky and proud smirks on their faces. They stared down the Sonic Heroes before chuckling and then made the belt taunt around the waists. They then threw up the "V" sign with their fingers before making their way down the ramp, a confident stride to them. Jerry then entered the ring and raised the "V" sign once more as Tom stood outside the ring, smirking at Tails who frowned at him.

"And his opponent, from New York City, New York, accompanied to the ring by Tom Cat, weighing in 209 lbs., Jerry Mouse!"

"And here is the mouse of Team 2D with his partner, and boy do the look SMUG! And that's not a damn surprise considering what they've been able to do recently!" Church stated.

"Yeah, from putting Alphonse through a flaming table WHICH I HOPE BURNED HIS FLESH OFF and winning at Last Stand to standing tall last week, Team 2D are RIGHTFULLY on top of the world!" Sarge stated.

"And they look to continue their momentum with Tails eating their damn boot once more. And the looks on their faces make it seem like they feel they got this in the bag! But Tails has been waiting this for a week, and he's ready for some payback!" Church stated.

Tails and Jerry stood opposite of each other, and the ref rang the bell, and the two circled each other. But all of a sudden, Tom got on the apron! Tails saw this, and reacted, running and throwing a right at Tom! The cat dropped from the apron to avoid the right...

...and that allowed Jerry to knock down Tails to loud boos!

"That damn cat and mouse! Tom distracted Tails so Jerry could get the sneak attack! These two are really willing to do anything!" Church stated.

"All's fair in Red love and Red war!" Sarge exclaimed.

Knuckles, pissed off at this, ran at Tom, but the cat just ran around the ring from Knuckles, managing to get to another side of the ring. Tom dared Knuckles to come after him, and Knuckles was seething, but the ref admonished him and Tom, telling him to either behave or they get ejected. Meanwhile, Jerry was stomping out Tails before picking him up and nailing several forearms to the face before nailing a Body Slam on him. Jerry then bounced off the ropes and nailed an Elbow Drop to the heart of Tails before gaining a quick cover. 1...Tails quickly kicks out but Jerry locks in a Headlock! Jerry wrenches on the head hard, and even nails a few elbows to the skull! Tails gritted his teeth and slowly managed to get to his feet with Jerry holding on, and began to elbow Jerry in the gut over and over. Jerry suddenly nailed a knee to the gut, stopping Tails, and then Irish Whipped him into the ropes, and caught him on the bounce back with a Back Body Drop! Jerry then raised his arms in arrogance, inciting boos from the crowd. Tom smirked in approval, while Knuckles tried to will Tails on.

"And that damn ploy by Team 2D is benefitting Jerry here! Jerry is getting pounded here and he just can't get out of the gate!" Church stated.

"And that is how it should be in the world! All is DEFINITELY right! Tails was NEVER meant to get out of the starting gate anyway!" Sarge said.

Jerry picked up Tails and threw him into the corner, then began nailing Shoulder Rams into the gut repeatedly. After six of them, Jerry backed up and then ran at Tails, but got a foot to the jaw. Jerry backed up from the impact, and Tails ran at the mouse, but got caught with a Scoop Powerslam! Jerry then picked up Tails quickly, and nailed a Vertical Suplex! Jerry covers Tails! 1...2...Tails kicks out! Jerry mounts Tails quickly and begins nailing right after right, grinning at every shot he manages to nail on Tails! He then picks up the fox and drops him with a Neckbreaker. Jerry then goes over to a corner and climbs it to the top. He stands tall and grins down at Tails before diving off...Tails rolls out of the way! Jerry crashes and holds his tailbone in pain as Tails stands near the corner and leaps to the second turnbuckle. He waits for Jerry to stand and then nails a Missile Dropkick on him! Tom slapped the apron in frustration while Knuckles smirked at that action.

"And Tails takes down Jerry after that big mistake! Missile Dropkick right to the chest!" Church stated.

"Ah great, Tails is getting his "One Blue Comeback of the Match!" Jerry, stomp that comeback to the ground QUICK!" Sarge said.

Both men were down, but the crowd began to clap, trying to will Tails on. Eventually, the fox slowly stood up, with Jerry slowly following himself. They both stood, and Tails caught Jerry with a few forearms to the face. He then tried for an Irish Whip, but Jerry reversed with a whip of his own to the ropes. Tails bounced off them, ducked a clothesline, and nailed Jerry with a Springboard Crossbody! Tails rolled off of Jerry, and waited for him to get to his knees, and then nailed him with a THUNDEROUS BUZZSAW KICK TO THE HEAD! Jerry was dazed on his knees, but got picked up...

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...AND NAILED WITH THE TWIN-TAILED ASSAULT!

"Twin-Tailed Assault off the BRUTAL Buzzsaw Kick! The mouse is OUT of it!" Church stated.

"THAT DOESN'T COUNT! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!" Sarge shouted.

"THE HELL IT DOES!" Church replied.

Tails hooks the leg!

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"And Jerry kicks out just in the nick of time! Too close for comfort!" Church stated.

Tom yelled at his partner to get back in it as Tails picked him up and whipped him into a corner. Tails then ran full-speed and nailed a HARD Corner Dropkick on the mouse. Jerry stumbled out of the corner, and Tails grabbed him for a Tails Cyclone...

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...Jerry spun out of it and threw Tails into the corner! Tails bounced off it, and got a Springboard Back Elbow from the mouse! Jerry then picked him up AND BACK SUPLEXED HIM ACROSS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

"Ooooohhh! That's not going to do the back any favors! If you aren't hurting after that, then you are just full of BULLSHIT!" Church exclaimed.

"Hah, that's the PERFECT momentum killer! Nice work, Jerry! Such great Red work! You make me so proud!" Sarge said.

Tom clapped for his friend as Knuckles scowled, and Jerry got on the second turnbuckle and waited as Tails got on all fours...and nailed a Leg Drop across the back of the neck! Jerry covered Tails! 1...2...Tails kicked out! Jerry then picked up Tails and placed him in an Inverted Facelock! He lifted him up...

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...and Tails backflipped out of it and landed behind the mouse! Tails grabbed Jerry and nailed a Russian Leg Sweep! Tails stood up, bounced off the ropes, and hit a Running Shooting Star Press!

"Tails back in control! And he's looking for something big here, you can FEEL it!" Church stated.

Tails stalked Jerry as he stood, waiting for him to get back up so he can nail him with something. Jerry slowly got up to his feet as Tails eyed him. The mouse stood to his feet, and Tails leaped at the ropes...

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...AND JERRY DUCKED THE FLYING CHUCK! Tails landed on his feet, and Jerry grabbed him from behind AND HITS THE SAVING GRACE!

"SAVING GRACE! JUST LIKE THAT! TAILS PLANTED!" Church exclaimed.

"And Tails..." Sarge began.

Jerry hooks the leg!

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"You Just Got...NOT Sarge'd! Dammit, I wanted to say my line!" Sarge said.

Jerry picked up Tails and signaled for the finish before placing Tails in a Cobra Clutch! He tried to lift Tails up, but Tails suddenly began to nail Jerry repeated in the side with rapid elbows! The elbows continued until Jerry's grip had loosened AND STUNNER! Jerry was dazed from the Stunner, and Tails bounced off the ropes and nailed a Spinning Wheel Kick to the jaw! Jerry was down and managed to get to his feet, where he was met with a Spinning Thrust Kick to the gut from Tails! Jerry was stunned as Tails leaped at the ropes...

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...AND HITS THE FLYING CHUCK KICK!

"Flying Chuck right to the SKULL! Jerry's lights...they may as well be out because that kick was DEAD-ON!" Church stated.

"And here's the damn cover!" Sarge said.

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"Phew, Jerry kicked out! Good job Jerry, don't let that fox win! If he wins, it would be a travesty!" Sarge stated.

Tails picked up Jerry and kicked him in the gut, grabbed his head and raised his arm to prepare for the Tails Cyclone! Suddenly, Jerry lifted Tails into a Fireman's Carry and then ran and rammed Tails head and neck-first into the corner, and then turn and HITS A RUNNING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jerry covered Tails! 1...2...TAILS KICKS OUT! Jerry scowled before picking up Tails and dragged him to the ropes, then lifted him onto the ropes, and pulled him so only his feet were on the ropes...

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...but Tails suddenly began to struggle and managed to pull himself onto the apron with Jerry holding on! Tails then nailed a Hotshot against the ropes, dazing Jerry back a bit, then Tails nails a Springboard Clothesline on Jerry! Tails then picks up Jerry...

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...AND HITS THE TAILS CYCLONE!

"TAILS CYCLONE! Shut the book on this one, it's DONE!" Church stated.

"OH DAMMIT! THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails covered Jerry!

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TOM SUDDENLY GOT ON THE APRON, CAUSING THE REF TO GET DISTRACTED AND NOT MAKE THE THREE COUNT!

"Ah COME ON! Tails had this won, but Tom just had to get involved here!" Church stated.

"THANK YOU TOM! We shall give you the biggest honor a Red can have...and that is giving Grif a world of pain!" Sarge proclaimed.

Tails got off of Jerry and looked in shock as the ref tried to get Tom to get off the apron to no avail! Tails went up to him and began arguing with Tom, with Tom mouthing off to Tails...

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...AND KNUCKLES SUDDENLY PULLED TOM OFF THE APRON! The crowd popped big as Tom landed on his feet and began getting rights to the face from the echidna!

"AND KNUCKLES IS FINALLY DOING A DAMN THING ABOUT THIS TOMCAT! TOM IS GETTING AN ASS-KICKING FOR ALL TO SEE!" Church stated.

"HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM! YOU CAN'T BEAT ON A TAG LEGEND LIKE THAT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Tails nodded in approval at Knuckles taking on Tom like that before turning around...

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...AND GETTINNG CLOTHESLINED OUT OF HIS BOOTS BY JERRY! Jerry shook his head a bit before scowling down at Tails and picked him up, placing him in Cobra Clutch.

"Mouse Trap coming up! Tom's distraction may still pay off!" Church stated.

Jerry lifted up Tails...

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...Tails suddenly manages to throw Jerry over him and to the mat, avoiding the Mouse Trap! Jerry rolls onto his feet, and then runs at Tails, but gets caught with a Small Package!

"Small Package! Small Package!" Church said.

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"HUH?!" Sarge shouted.

"HE GOT HIM! TAILS GOT HIM!" Church shouted.

("Meant to Live" by Switchfoot)

"Here is your wi-"

The announcer couldn't finish his statement for as soon as Tails let go of the roll-up and stood up, Jerry knocked him back down! The mouse then began nailing several rights, really ticked off at how the match ended!

"And Jerry over Tails not five seconds after the match ended! Jerry did NOT like how that went AT ALL and he's taking it out Tails!" Church stated.

"He got a win STOLEN from him, he has a RIGHT to do this! If he didn't, I would call INJUSTICE and then call the Hounds themselves to rectify it!" Sarge shouted.

After pounding on Tails, the mouse picked up the fox and then threw him out of the ring to the outside! Jerry followed him to outside the ring, but when there, Tails met him with several rights of his own, stunning the mouse until he fought back with rights of his own! And Tom had managed to fight back against Knuckles and threw him over to the side of the ring where their partners were. Tom stomped on Knuckles a bit before picking him up, but Knuckles suddenly nailed a forearm to the face! The four brawled like crazy at ringside with each other as the crowd went crazy for them.

"This has turned into complete and utter CHAOS! These four are just beating the living shit out of each other, and this is only th-WHAT THE HELL?! IS THAT...?!" Church questioned.

"DIRTBAG, WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN-GAAAAAHHHH!" Sarge suddenly exclaimed.

The crowd ESPECIALLY popped loud...

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...AS THE ELRICS CAME THROUGH THE CROWD AND BEGAN CLIMBING THE CORNERS IN THE RING NEAR THE TEAMS!

"THE ELRICS! THE ELRICS ARE HERE! ALPHONSE IS BACK, AND HE AND HIS BROTHER ARE UP ON TOP! THE OTHER TWO TEAMS DON'T EVEN KNOW!" Church stated.

"WHAT THE HELL?! THE FLAMING TABLE SHOULD HAVE LEFT ALPHONSE HORRIBLY DISFIGURED IN A GREAT SCENARIO! TEAM 2D, LOOK OUT!" Sarge shouted.

The Elrics stood tall on the turnbuckles near the two brawling teams on the outside! They prepared themselves as the two teams didn't realize they were there, until they saw them out of the corner of their eyes...

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...THE ELRICS DIVE OFF AND NAIL STEREO SPLASHES ON TEAM 2D AND THE SONIC HEROES!

"STEREO DIVES! ELRICS TAKE DOWN EVERYONE!" Church called.

"THOSE DAMN ELRICS! SOMEONE ARREST THEM FOR BEING DIRTY BLUES!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd exploded into loud cheers, chanting "ELRIC! ELRIC!" as said brothers stood up, and Ed raised his automail arm in triumph! Meanwhile, Al looked underneath the ring and then called to his brother! Ed came to him, reached under the ring...

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...and they pulled out a LADDER!

"OH BOY! I think Team 2D and the Sonic Heroes are about to taste some steel ladder!" Church exclaimed.

"You damn alchemists, this isn't right! SOMEBODY GET SECURITY!" Sarge shouted.

The Elrics lifted up the ladder, each holding up a side as they saw Tom getting up...AND SLAMMED THE LADDER INTO HIM! Tom went down as they slammed it down on him once more before seeing Knuckles get up AND SLAM IT INTO HIM! Knuckles was down as Tails got up AND FACE FULL OF LADDER! Jerry got up and MET THE SAME FATE! The Elrics were going crazy on everyone with the ladder until they threw the ladder onto Jerry, and Ed saw Tom get up...AND AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINES HIM! The crowd pops as Knuckles managed to pull himself to his feet...

...and got jumped by Alphonse! Al goes crazy on him with fists directed towards the skull, each fist laced with anger at the echidna before standing and began stomping him out!

"And Al is just beating the crap out of Knuckles! He KNOWS it's because of Knuckles that he got sent through fire in the first place! And this is some payback on his part! Look at him go!" Church stated.

After stomping Knuckles out, he picked up the echidna and threw him to Ed...WHO CAUGHT HIM AND NAILED AN EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE! Ed stood up and pumped his fist out before picking up Knuckles and throwing him into the ring! Al meanwhile picked up the ladder again, and saw Tails get up and then jacked his jaw with the end of the ladder! Al then slid the ladder inside the ring and then he and Ed slid into the ring themselves, and saw Knuckles on his knees! Al went to him, grabbed his head and then ran towards the turnbuckle...AND ARMOR CHANGER CONNECTS!

"And that damn Armor Changer connects! Knuckles has been singled out and even CABOOSE could see why!" Sarge said.

Al stood up and then pointed to the adjacent corner, which garnered loud cheers, and then nodded at Ed, who nodded before grabbing the ladder and then setting it near the corner. Al meanwhile picked up Knuckles and dragged him to the corner before handing him Ed. Al then began to climb the corner as Ed positioned Knuckles over the ladder in Neckbreaker-position...Al stood tall on top...

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"FMA! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! AND YOU CAN DAMN SURE BELIEVE IT WAS FULLMETAL WITH THAT LADDER ADDED TO THE MIX!" Church shouted.

"KNUCKLES IS BROKEN INTO PIECES! THOSE DAMN ELRICS ARE STANDING TALL! DAMMIT! JUST WHY DO YOU DO THIS, CRUEL WORLD?!" Sarge questioned.

Knuckles was laid out in great pain as the Elrics stood tall and they glared down at Knuckles before Ed asked for a pair of mics from ringside. Ed was given them, who then handed on to Al. The two stood in the ring and looked at the carnage before Ed spoke.

"Al, my brother...I don't know about you..." Ed panted a bit. "But I've had enough. I'm tired of Team 2D and their crap...I'm pissed at what Knuckles did at Last Stand...I'm done with being screwed out of wins and the titles...and I've just had enough of everything going on around us. And I'm not taking it anymore, that's for damn sure. I'm ready to end this once and for all. Are you, Al?"

"I sure am, brother." Al replied with a determined expression. "Having to recover for a week thanks to Knuckles was bad...losing to Team 2D because of that screwover was just as bad...and it's really lit a fire inside me. A fire that not only wants payback, but also wants to take these teams down for good and prove that we ARE the better team, and the BEST UCA has to offer. We're going to end this and RISE to the top...and we're going to prove that once and for all...AT FINAL CLASH...FOR MOM!"

The crowd popped as Ed continued for Al. "That's right, people...Force, if you're listening...here's our proposition. This has gone on for months, and we want to end this tag team warfare at the grand stage! We propose us, The Elrics...against Team 2D...against The Sonic Heroes in four weeks FOR THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES! WHAT DO YOU SAY, FORCE?! COME ON, MAKE IT HAPPEN!"

The Elrics waited in the ring as the other two teams were still writhing in pain and trying to regain their bearings. Suddenly, FORCE appeared on the Tron to loud cheers from the crowd.

"Wow...now that really IS tag team warfare for ya." Force commented, crossing his arms over his chest. "Well, you make good points, Elrics...this has been going on for months. This started between you and Team 2D, then The Sonic Heroes got dragged into it, and Last Stand made everything worse. This has spiraled out of control, and there needs to be a definitive winner between you three teams...however...I noticed you used a ladder when you were taking down the others."

The Elrics turned to the ladder and eyed it for a bit, then turned back to Force on the Tron, unreadable expressions on their face.

"I mean...at Last Stand, tables were broken like crazy...last week on Flame, chairs were used to break down several people...and just now, a ladder got used in taking down two teams...I don't think that's lost on me, and neither on you. You didn't use that just because, did you?"

The Elrics looked at each other...before Ed spoke to Force. "Yeah, Force...it's EXACTLY what it looks like it's implying. Because it's the ONLY way to end this. And we're ready for what we'll go through with this. So come on Force...MAKE IT HAPPEN."

Force chuckled at what Ed just said. "You really are brave and something else, I'll give you that. Not many people would want this match made WILLINGLY! But you know what...you're right. This is tag team warfare, and with situations like this, there's only ONE MATCH that can end team warfare! After all, it's the very STAPLE of tag team wrestling in Fiction Wrestling nowadays in MANY companies. And for an event like Final Clash, it's PERFECT! So at Final Clash...it will be The Sonic Heroes defending the UCA World Tag Team Championships...against Team 2D and The Elrics in a...

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...LADDERS...

...AND CHAIRS MATCH!"

"OOOOOOHHHH SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouted.

The crowd exploded into THUNDEROUS cheers, chanting "TLC! TLC! TLC!" as Ed and Al nod in approval, Ed especially with a grin on his face. Jerry was currently helping his partner around the ring and then up the ramp, scowling at the Elrics the whole time. Tails pulled the hurt Knuckles out of the ring and tended to him on the outside with their titles in hand, and then looked up at The Elrics with narrowed eyes. Ed got on the ropes, and then motioned for the belts as Al pointed to the Final Clash sign, muttering "For Mom..." The three teams stared down each other...ready for war in four weeks.

"THE BOMBSHELL HAS BEEN DROPPED! IT IS OFFICIAL! TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS RETURNS TO FINAL CLASH WITH TAG TEAM GOLD ON THE LINE! THREE TEAMS ENTER, ONLY ONE WALKS OUT THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!" Church exclaimed.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HOW COULD THOSE DAMN ELRICS WANT THIS?! TLC IN COWBOYS STADIUM?! THEY ARE OUT OF THEIR DAMN MINDS! DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GETTING INTO?!" Sarge questioned.

"THEY SURE DO, SARGE, AND COME FINAL CLASH, WAR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN THE BIGGEST WAY! TLC FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES IN FOUR WEEKS! GET READY EVERYBODY!" Church shouted.


The camera switches to backstage where we see Green standing in the hallways, sipping a bottle of water as she recovered from her match with Kiva, a smirk on her face.

"Heh...was there ever any doubt? The rookie didn't know what hit her..." Green chuckled before sipping more water...

...but then she got shoved forward from behind! Green nearly lost her footing, but managed to stay on her feet and turned around! She then came face-to-face with an ANGRY Kiva Andru!

"What the hell was THAT out there?!" Kiva questioned.

"That was a match out there, and I won it." Green replied nonchalantly. "I thought that was obvious..."

"You know DAMN WELL what I mean, Green!" Kiva scowled. "That crap with faking the ankle injury and holding those ropes! You CHEATED and STOLE the win from me! What the hell was that for?!"

"Kiva, you're new around here, so I'll let you know right now about me..." Green said as she sipped more water. "...I'm not some perfect little nice girl. Hell, I've broken the LAW before when I was a kid and scammed so many people so I could survive...and get a few things I want. I disguised myself to trick whoever I had to trick. So breaking the rules...? Girl, that's something I'm EXPECTED to do. I've done it quite a few times in my career. So, it's your fault for not expecting that would happen. Just so happens it was your unlucky day that I felt like doing it." Green simply shrugged in the end as Kiva shook her head.

"BULLSH*T!" Kiva exclaimed angrily. "YOU were the one that gave me this chance to face you! You gave me the opportunity to prove myself after I vented to you my frustrations! And just when I had you on the ropes, you pull this crap on me?! You STEAL this win from me?! You KNEW I was going to beat you, so you had to trick me and cheat in order to make sure that didn't happen! I expected this to be a match where I could prove myself, but it turned out you were full of crap!"

"Kiva...I gave you ONE chance to prove all the hype that people put in you." Green stated with a serious look on her face. "And in that one chance, you should have expected ANYTHING to happen and be ready for it. But instead, you couldn't make the most of your chance and got outsmarted in the end. And based what I saw and dealt with out there...

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Kiva looked PISSED at that statement and Green just gave a shrug and slight smirk. "Now if you'll excuse me, I got some things to do. Catch ya later."

Green tipped her hat at Kiva before leaving the area where Kiva stood, the future girl still staring at Green with a hardened look on her face. She shook her head and said...

"I AM worth the hype...and I'm going to prove it AGAINST YOU. You aren't stealing this from me, Green...not by a long shot."


The camera then switches to another area where we see Starforce Megaman walking to the gorilla position with the cockiest smirk you could ever see. He was ready to win his Money in the Bank Qualifying Match, and nothing was going to stop him, muttering "Showtime..." as he made his way off-screen. However, as he did so, Krystal came from around the corner, watching as Starforce left. She then pulled out the letter she got last week and read it again, muttering "Is it really true?" until...

"HEY!" Grif shouted as he was shoved into Krystal's sight, causing her to blink twice. "Oh come on! TWO interviews in ONE day?! What about Donut or Simmons?! Ugh...fine..." Grif groaned as he turned to Krystal. "So...Krystal...what's in that letter? It seems to have gotten in some shock or something, I don't know..."

"...This letter is from someone I know..." Krystal managed to say. "And what it says...I...can't believe it. I really CAN'T...because if what it says is true...then really...I have to WATCH this next match up close and personal. Because let me say this...if what this says can be trusted...then I'll just say that Starforce shouldn't get so ahead of himself...because something's about to catch up to him...HARD. And he has no idea it's coming."

Krystal then made her way to find a TV so she could find a TV, while Grif just stood there and watch her lazily...before scratching his belly.


"Krystal knows something WE don't...and I got a feeling that like Krystal said, whatever it is will catch up to Starforce HARD." Church stated.

"Oh please, give me a break! You REALLY expect anything to stop Starforce here and now?! He's on the roll of his life, and NOTHING is going to stop him!" Sarge said. "Not whoever Krystal is talking, and CERTAINLY not Naruto!"

"Maybe so, Sarge, but Starforce has no idea that any of this has happened...he's none the wiser! And that sort of thing may cost Starforce if he doesn't see what may be coming!" Church stated.

"And YOU are underestimate just what Starforce is capable of! I mean come on...losing to NARUTO?! There's no way that will happen! I rather believe Jonesy Garcia winning then THAT happening! Starforce is going to Money in the Bank, that's for certain!" Sarge stated.

"Well we're about to find if that is true or not because the next Qualifying Match...is NOW..." Church stated.

("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive)

The crowd gave out thunderous boos as soon as the music played, and as the music picked up, Starforce Megaman came out as the boos got even louder if possible. With a cocky smirk on his face, Starforce Megaman stood on the stage and looked out to the crowd before he threw his hands up in a Legend-Killer pose as blue pyro sparks rained from the stage around him before throwing his arms down and dispelling them. Starforce made his way down the ramp, the confident stride in his step before entering the ring and climbing a corner. He looked out towards the crowd before throwing the Legend Killer pose once more.

"The following is a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Rookie Revolution, from Echo Ridge, weighing in at 224 lbs, "The Gaming Killer" Starforce Megaman!"

"And here comes the Gaming Killer himself, who is on an EXTREME high right now after "killing" Star Fox at Last Stand by beating and punting Falco Lombardi! And now he looks to further that momentum by winning this match and getting into Money in the Bank!" Church stated.

"And he has EVERY RIGHT to be on such a high! It was about time someone put that dirty Blue group out of its misery! It's such a great relief, and with the death of Star Fox on his resume, Starforce in Money in the Bank...A CINCH!" Sarge exclaimed.

"If Starforce wins tonight, that means TWO RR members in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match, and that'll be bad news for everyone else! But in order to make that reality, he needs to beat one certain ninja!" Sarge stated.

("My Town" by Hollywood Undead)

The crowd went absolutely wild with cheers as Naruto Uzumaki came out, a determined expression on his face. He stood on the stage and took a deep breath before pumping his fist through the air and running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He ran across the ring and bounced off the ropes several times before pumping his fist through the air once more and held it high, the crowd cheering him the whole time.

"And his opponent from Konoha Village, weighing in at 230 lbs., Naruto Uzumaki!"

"And here comes Naruto Uzumaki, and he looks pumped up! He wants to get back on track in UCA after a lot of inactivity and failures, but not only that, he wants to FINALLY become UCA World Champion and achieve the one thing he's regretted not accomplishing for a LONG time! And Money in the Bank is his chance at ALL of that" Church stated.

"Naruto? Winning tonight? Winning at Money in the Bank? ...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hahahaha...hah...don't joke like that, dirtbag! Naruto may have success in ACW and WWE...but here in UCA...sorry, but he's about to become FODDER for Starforce!" Sarge stated.

"...Well, don't count Naruto out at the start, man. That's never a good idea. Naruto has NEVER won a Money in the Bank-type match in his career, in ANY company, but he could get the chance to change that if he wins tonight. But that's easier said than done." Church said.

Starforce and Naruto waited in the ring until the bell was run and Starforce charged at Naruto for a right hand, but Naruto ducked it, and began nailing rights on Starforce instead. Naruto backed Starforce into the corner with right before whipping him into the adjacent one, and then ran at him. Starforce caught Naruto with a boot, backing him up, then charged, but got caught with a Scoop Powerslam from Naruto! Starforce held his back and stumbled up to his feet to the ropes, but then got clotheslined over them to the outside! Naruto then slid to the outside, picking up Starforce and slamming his head against the announce table before lifting him up with a Back Suplex against it! Starforce arched his back in pain as he fell to the floor and rolled over to the steel steps. Naruto readied himself as Starforce stood up, and Naruto ran at him, but Starforce nailed a Drop Toe Hold, sending Naruto face-first into the steel steps!

"Ooooohhh, that had to hurt! Naruto was in firm control, but got too overzealous and got a face full of steel!" Church stated.

"That's Starforce outsmarting this stupid ninja! That is why Reds are always smarter than Blues! It's been proven scientifically!" Sarge said.

Naruto held his face in pain but got picked up by Starforce and then thrown right into the barricade! Starforce then slid into the ring and back out to break up the count of the ref before running and Naruto, and slamming his knee into his skull, crushing it against the barricade! Starforce then picked up Naruto, and nailed a Snap Suplex on the floor! Naruto was in pain, but the Gaming Killer simply picked him up and threw him inside the ring. Starforce slid in just as the ninja was standing up, and ran and caught Naruto with a vicious Knee Lift! Naruto was dropped as Starforce bounced off the ropes, and nailed a Leg Drop! Starforce covers Naruto! 1...2...Naruto kicks out! Starforce stands and nails a Jumping Knee Drop to the skull of Naruto before locking in a Headlock! Naruto gritted his teeth as Starforce wrenched on the head hard!

"Starforce with the headlock on Naruto! When Starforce is in control, it can be a vicious sight! He's so methodical at times!" Church stated.

"And that is how he's managed to do everything he's said that he would do! He's calculating, and he knows how to hurt people! Traits of a true Red!" Sarge stated.

Starforce tightened the hold some more, but Naruto refused to quit. Instead, he slowly stood up with Geo still holding on, and began to elbow him in the gut repeatedly. Starforce held on, but each elbow loosened his grip more and more. One final elbow got him to let go, and that allowed to Naruto to nailed a Jumping Knee Smash to the jaw of Starforce, dazing him! Naruto then bounced off the ropes to Starforce, but got caught with a Discus Clothesline! Starforce picked up Naruto and whipped him into the corner, then ran and nailed a Corner Forearm Smash! Naruto stumbled out of the corner as Starforce bounced off the ropes AND RIGHT INTO A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER FROM NARUTO! Cover! 1...2...Starforce kicks out!

"Woah that was too close for call! Starforce was building momentum, but got caught and planted out of nowhere!" Church stated.

"Hey, how can that happen?! This is NARUTO we're talking about! That just screams "I can't do it"!" Sarge shouted.

Naruto picks up Starforce and nails a few more rights before whipping Starforce into the ropes and catching with a Hip Toss as he came back. Starforce rolled back onto his feet, but got grabbed by Naruto and planted with a Side Suplex! Naruto then raised a hand up before climbing up to the top, waiting for Starforce to get to his feet, then nailed a Diving Clothesline to the Gaming Killer! Naruto covers Starforce! 1...2...Starforce kicks out! Naruto stands and urges Starforce to get up, and the Gaming Killer reaches his knees...

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...AND NINJA KICK!

...DUCKED! Naruto spun around as Starforce stood and pushed Naruto in a corner, and the ninja bounced off it...AND INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX FROM STARFORCE! The Gaming Killer bridges it into a pin!

"Dragon Suplex from Starforce! Nicely executed, and there's the bridge!" Church stated.

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"Ah, Naruto kicks out! And I was just ready to celebrate his downfall!" Sarge said.

Starforce stood up as Naruto got up himself and kicked him in the gut before nailing a Neckbreaker on him. Starforce stood and began stomping out Naruto before picking him up and throwing him through the ropes. Starforce held onto him and proceeded to pull him out until he was hanging off the ropes by his feet...

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...NARUTO WITH THE KONOHA DROP!

"And Starforce gets Konoha Dropped on his SPINE! And Naruto looking for something else to add to it!" Church stated.

Naruto stood up and quickly went over to the corner, climbed up to the top, pointed to the sky...

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"GAH! Ah dammit! Right to the chest! Starforce, I hate to say it but..." Sarge began.

Naruto hooks the leg!

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"You Just Got...HAH! NOT Sarge'd! As if there was ever any doubt!" Sarge proclaimed.

"You were just about to count him out..." Church deadpanned.

"DON'T SPOUT LIES, DIRTY BLUE!" Sarge shouted.

Naruto stood up and motioned for the finish before picking up Starforce and placing him in a Waistlock, then pushed him into a corner...then rolled backwards with Starforce...

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"And Starforce BACK in control! Dropkick to the mush!" Church said.

"And what a perfect mush that DESERVES to get Dropkicked in! I mean, seriously, don't you just want to Dropkick again?!" Sarge asked.

Starforce stalked Naruto and waited for him to slowly get up, the ninja recovering and pushing himself off the mat. Eventually, Naruto reached his feet with his back turned to the Megaman, and Geo leaped at him and grabbed his head from behind...

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"SFKO FINALLY CONNECTS! NARUTO PLANTED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!" Church exclaimed.

"BALLGAME! Naruto..." Sarge began.

Starforce pins Naruto!

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"You Just Go-Oh, now that's a loud of bull right there?! Naruto kicking out?! ...Fire the ref for being a slow counter!" Sarge exclaimed.

Starforce was slightly frustrated at the kickout before he grabbed Naruto by the hair and pulled him up...but Naruto SUDDENLU GRABS THE ANKLE AND PULLS HIM DOWN FOR A KYUUBI LOCK! ...Or at least ATTEMPTS to as Starforce is struggling like hell as Naruto tries to apply it! Starforce manages to roll onto his back and kicks Naruto away! Starforce stands up, and Naruto charges at him, and Starforce dodges and Naruto goes through the ropes! The ninja manages to stay on the apron though, and gets back in the ring...

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"MEGA-IMPACT! Starforce just caught Naruto and nailed that Rope-Hung DDT out of freakin' nowhere! And I think the end may be near!" Church stated.

"You damn right it is! Starforce is about to put this fool to rest! GO STARFORCE! DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD SO HE CAN'T THINK ANYMORE!" Sarge shouted.

Starforce lied on the mat as he stared at the prone Naruto as if though he were a snake before rising to a knee, malicious intent in his eyes...he licked his lips as he waited for Naruto to stir...

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("Flatinlined" by Modern Echo)

"HUH...?!" Church questioned at the sound of the music.

The crowd stood to their feet in complete confusion at the sound of the music as Starforce stood up in surprise as he turned to the stage, the sound of drums and guitar playing together for the edited intro until the lyrics played...

Reach inside yourself,

Take all you've got.

Failure's no more.

"What the hell is this?! I've never heard this music before! Why is it playing NOW?!" Church questioned.

"Alright, WHO is in charge of playing the music?! BECAUSE I DEMAND A FIRING RIGHT NOW! THE GREAT BOOK OF RED RULES DEMAND IT!" Sarge shouted.

Starforce narrowed his eyes in clear annoyance at this unexpected happening during HIS match as the music continued to play...

Displays are on full force,

It's your last shot.

Bring on the war.

"...Well...is ANYONE coming out?! Because I rather this not at LEAST be a waste of time!" Church admitted.

"It's a waste of time, dirty Blue. It was since the start." Sarge said.

Starforce shook his head at seeing no one come out, and just decided to ignore this crap to focus on the task at hand. Reminding himself to hurt the guy responsible later, he was about to turn to finish off Naruto...

Keep pushing through your agony.

It's your energy.

"Wait...WHO THE...?!" Church suddenly exclaimed.

"...IT CAN"T BE...!" Sarge suddenly shouted.

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"IT'S FOX! FOX MCCLOUD! FOX MCCLOUD IS BACK! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! AND NEITHER CAN STARFORCE! IT'S AS IF HE JUST GOT KILLED THEN AND THERE!" Church exclaimed.

"THIS CAN'T BE! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! STARFORCE PUNTED HIS ASS TO RED HELL! STAR FOX IS DEAD! IT CAN'T COME BACK! IT JUST CAN'T!" Sarge shouted.

"IT JUST DID DAMMIT, AND IT'S ABOUT TO COME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! CAPTAIN CLASSIC IS HERE!" Church shouted.

Not one person was sitting as they all cheered for the return of Fox McCloud, who was staring a hole at Starforce in the ring, pure rage and hatred in his eyes as Starforce just stood in complete shock, trying to comprehend this. After several moments, Starforce just shook his head and shouted at Fox "YOU CAN'T BE BACK! YOU JUST CAN'T! I ENDED YOUR CAREER! I KILLED STAR FOX! YOU CAN'T JUST COME BACK AN-"

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"NINE-TAILS DESTROYER! FOX DISTRACTED STARFORCE AND THE GAMING KILLER JUST GOT PLANTED BY NARUTO! THE BRIDGE!" Church stated.

"WAIT WAIT WAIT! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!" Sarge shouted.

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"AND NARUTO WON! NARUTO'S GOING TO MONEY IN THE BANK!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT! HE CHEATED!" Sarge shouted.

("My Town" by Hollywood Undead)

"Here is your winner, Naruto Uzumaki!"

The crowd was still going crazy at everything that was going on as Naruto let go of Starforce and slid out of the ring, the ref following him and raising his hand in victory! Naruto just had a big grin on his face, and pointed at the Final Clash sign "YES, I'M HEADING TO FINAL CLASH, DATTEBAYO!" as Fox just continued to stare at the ring.

"Naruto's getting his chance to put his UCA career back on track! All thanks to Fox McCloud! He gave Naruto the opening he needed to win one over Starforce, and now Money in the Bank could be reality!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT! THAT LITTLE DIRTBAG CHEATED! STARFORCE WAS ABOUT TO BEAT HIM! YOU KNOW IT! I KNOW IT! THE FANS KNOW IT! AND NARUTO KNOWS IT! HE ONLY WON BECAUSE OF FOX! SO MUCH FOR BEING A GOOD GUY!" Sarge shouted in anger.

"And I don't think Naruto CARES too much right now! He's heading to Final Clash and that's all matters to him right now!" Church shouted.

Starforce groaned in pain as he held his head in pain as he lied on the mat. The Gaming Killer slowly recovered as he slowly pushed himself off the mat...

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"AND FOX IS JUST WAILING ON STARFORCE! THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR THE PUNT TO HIS SKULL! FOR THE PUNT TO PEPPY! TO SLIPPY! TO FALCO! FOX IS LETTING EVERY OUNCE OF HATRED OUT ON THE GAMING KILLER AND IT COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY!" Church shouted.

"SOMEONE CALL 911! SOMEONE ARREST THIS DAMN FOX RIGHT NOW! BECAUSE THIS IS ASSAULT! UNWARRANTED ASSAULT ON A GREAT RED! THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF A CRIME! SOMEONE STOP THIS!" Sarge shouted.

Starforce tried to cover up from the fists to his skull to no avail as Fox continued to rain them down until he stood up and began stomping the living hell out of him, hate in his eyes for Starforce! After over twenty seconds of this, he picked up Starforce and dropped him with a Spike DDT! The crowd was just going crazy, chanting "THIS IS AWESOME!" as Fox stood up with an intense expression! He then grabbed Starforce and lifted him...

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...and the Gaming Killer LOW-BLOWED FOX to loud boos from the crowd! Fox held his lower regions before Geo grabs him and throws him HARD into the turnbuckles and Fox crashes into them! Starforce then just kicks away at the downed Fox, shouting "YOU DAMN FOX! YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU BELONGED!" before jumping and nailing a hard stomp to the skull! He then picks up Fox, and grabs his head from behind for an SFKO...

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...Fox spins out of it and pushes Starforce into the ropes! Starforce bounces off them AND RIGHT INTO A MCCLOUD SPECIAL (Rolling Elbow) TO THE SKULL! STARFORCE DROPS LIKE A SACK OF HAMMERS!

"AND THERE'S A SPECIAL FOR YA, COURTESTY OF MCCLOUD! GEO'S DOWN! GEO'S DOWN!" Church stated.

"AAAAHHH! YOU DAMN BARBARIAN, FOX! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT! THAT SPECIAL SUCKED!" Sarge shouted.

Fox immediately took off his Star Fox jacket and shirt and threw them down to the mat angrily as he stared out to the crowd with a seething expression on his face. He then slowly turned to Starforce and simply waited for The Gaming Killer to stand up. Starforce slowly came to and pushed himself off the mat, and managed to reach to his feet, and backed towards Fox...

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...Fox hooked Geo's arms from behind, SETS HIM UP...

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...AND STARFORCE PUSHES FOX AWAY AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! The crowd boos at this as Starforce backs up the ramp away from the ring and Fox!

"And Starforce high tails it out there before Fox could flip the switch! Starforce escapes certain doom, but he can't change this fact: FOX MCCLOUD IS BACK! CAPTAIN CLASSIC IS BACK AND WITH A VENGEANCE!" Church shouted.

"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! FOX SHOULDN'T BE HERE! THAT DIRTBAG SHOULD BE IN A HOSPITAL, ACCEPTING THAT HIS CAREER IS DEAD! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!" Sarge shouted.

"IT DID HAPPEN, SARGE! IT DID HAPPEN, AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT STARFORCE IS IN FOR ONE PAINFUL FUTURE! FOX IS HERE FOR PAYBACK, THE GAMING KILLER BEWARE!" Church shouted.

Fox stared at Starforce angrily in the ring shirtless as Starforce could only glare at him from the ramp. The Gaming Killer could only pull at the brown tuft of hair sticking from his helmet, an incensed and rageful expression on his face as his eyes could only remain on the Star Fox pilot. Fox stood in the ring, eyes on Starforce as he simply lifted up his arms to his side, and shouted "I'M BACK! STAR FOX LIVES DAMMIT! STAR FOX LIVES!"


A/N: FINALLY FINISHED! Man, I'm getting slower with these updates, aren't I? And I really don't want to! Anyways, WHAT an eventful start to Monday Night Flame! Green cheats Kiva and says she isn't worth the hype, Samus breaks the silence and explains her reasoning, TLC is made for Final Clash, and FOX IS BACK! I've been planning that for a long time, and man was it fun writing that! So much fun! In any case, glad I got this done finally, and I hope you all enjoyed it!

As always, if you have storyline suggestions for me, PM them to me, and I MAY consider them, no guarantees. Make sure to review as reviews are REALLY loved after all this. Until next time!