Universal Character Association: Week 11 (Recap)
Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
(The screen shows Senji smirking out to the crowd from in the ring)
Contemplating everything you ever said
(The screen shows Blue brooding on the stage with a stoic look on his face)
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
(The screen shows Red hitting the Poke-Flow on Johnny Cage)
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
(The screen shows Kiva hitting the XLR on Mandy)
See you later
(The screen shows Starforce Megaman punting Fox in the skull)
I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold
(The screen shows Tidus on top of a ladder with the Cruiserweight Title raised high)
See inside, inside of our heads (yeah)
(The screen shows Ben Tennyson holding up the Hardcore Title while holding his head)
Well now that's over
(The screen shows Bowser giving a great roar out to his opponent)
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide
(The screen shows Lightning staring down Tifa in the ring with her Women's Title)
Back off I'll take you on
(The screen shows Crash nailing a leg drop on Scourge from the chain roof)
Headstrong to take on anyone
(The screen shows Sonic nailing Bowser in the back with a chair)
I know that you are wrong
(The screen shows Scourge posing on the turnbuckle with his hands raised in rock horns)
And this is not where you belong
(The screen shows Mario hitting the Super Mario Splash on Sonic and then raising the UCA World Championship overhead)
Mushroom Kingdom Opening Segment
Mario stood in the middle of a ring, the SMUGGEST smirk on his face as boos rained down on Mario, chanting "YOU SICK F*CK! YOU SICK F*CK!" The rest of the Kingdom flanked him, with Luigi having a WIDE grin on his face (possibly due to GPW happenings), Yoshi standing beside the man he had taken care of since he was a baby, and the princesses haughty as always. Toad...was the only one not happy, he had a SOUR look on his face, not looking pleased to be out there AT ALL...
"You think-a people would-a LEARN by now? The PRICE for challenging me? But nooooo...they always got to come at me, thinking they can be the big-a hero and save the day... Well, I think we all found out when THAT happens. Yamato "Matt" Ishida...when I retained my World Title at Last Stand, you really should have packed your bags and went home, giving up on this stupid Resurrection...but alas, you had me teach you a lesson...and teach you a lesson, I DID. Because look where you are now...BROKEN...DEFEATED...and UTTERLY OUTMATCHED. We didn't WANT to use your little girlfriend against you, but you gave us no choice. We know your type...you never get the message when it's said to your face, you think you know it all...so therefore, we had to take more...EXTREME MEASURES. And it's produced WONDERFUL RESULTS...because now you KNOW YOUR PLACE AND WHY IT'S FOOLISH TO CHALLENGE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"HELL, this entire ARENA, the entire WORLD knows why it's a fool's errand to go up against me! Because when you do, you get BROKEN! This has been the one constant for THIRTEEN MONTHS, going on FOURTEEN! And it will remain the one constant for MANY MONTHS to come! Because if Matt DIDN'T get the message last week, then I'll make sure he does when I PERMANENTLY KILL THE RESURRECTION AT FINAL CLASH! Because it is written in stone that the greatest wrestler in HISTORY will kill this pathetic excuse of a career rival, and make sure he STAYS DOWN! And before that, when Toad WINS the Money in the Bank Ladder Match to add to my HISTORIC victory, it'll be ASSURED that I WILL remain on top whether all of you like it or not! Because I'm THAT DAMN GOOD!"
Toad's head SNAPPED UP at those words, looking incredulously at Mario and the implication that he was winning Money in the Bank SOLELY to make sure no one could cash that in on Mario after Final Clash! Toad was about to speak up...but he bit his tongue and stayed silent, just SCOWLING to himself, and none of the Kingdom noticed as Mario continued.
"UCA...belongs to the MUSHROOM KINGDOM. And it always will... So...what are we going to do tonight? ...Oh we're going to leave and have a WELL-DESERVED NIGHT of enjoyment all to ourselves. I mean, after the weeks of HARD WORK, we deserve it! Hell, we didn't even need to COME HERE and have this segment...but we did anyway, so we could rub it all in your FACES, because heck, you DESERVE IT for supporting such a LOSER like Matt! But one more thing...Matty Baby...if you're watching this...I hope you've realized the reality of your situation. After all, how could YOU ever be UCA World Champion? So do yourself a favor at Final Clash...lie down...and let your Resurrection die like a champ, huh? Trust me, it'll save you a lot of pain in the long run. After all, how could you ever be the Greatest...Champion...Ever. So if you would excuse us, the Mushroom Kingdom needs to be leaving now! We have reservations at a private restaurant, we need to get to! SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK!"
Mario then left the ring with the smug grin still on his face, the Mushroom Kingdom following, Toad the farthest behind...
Backstage Segment - Ben Tennyson Makes a Visit to Force the Fox
Ben Tennyson stood in front of Force's office with a nervous look on his face as held his Hardcore Title, so many thoughts running through his head, staring at the door for a good while. He then took a deep breath before muttering "here goes nothing" before entering...
...and seeing Force the Fox at his desk hard at work with some paperwork, shaking his head.
"UGH... Paperwork...it will never stop being the mortal enemies of us higher-u-" Force never finished his sentence for he saw Ben...and his face IMMEDIATELY went emotionless as he just stared who just glanced at Ben with an emotionless look upon seeing him. Ben gulped, knowing this next part wasn't going to be easy...before he started.
"Uuuuhhh...hey Boss...how's it going? You look VERY good today...hehe...did you get a new suit, looks great." Ben chuckled nervously as Force just continued to stare. "Just wanted to say...congratulations on being PWI's SEXIEST Animal Alive, that's a hell of a streak you got there! How do you remain so good-looking after all this time? Hey, are you growing your mullet out again? Man, that would be cool, everyone loved your mu-" He STOPPED when he saw Force's look still continuing...and sighed. "Alright, alright, I'll get to the point as to why I'm here..."
"LOOK...I'm SORRY for what happened on Cleptomania. I REALLY, REALLY am. I DIDN'T mean for that to happen, HONEST! I mean, yeah, I may have said some few accusatory things to you because CCW deserves so much more than you think it should, but COME ON, why would I want to have my OWN BOSS ATTACKED?! That was the Twinleaves going ROGUE! THEY are the ones that decided to plant you on your head, NOT ME! And even many of the RR didn't like that... Hell, I was HORRIFIED by what they did, and rest assured, they got a VERBAL THRASHING for what they did to you (and Lightning will probably kill them...and maybe me)...so they're getting THEIR punishment! I just wanted to let you know, that I apologize for their actions, and I hope that we can still be on good terms with each other! It's never good when a boss haters a worker. I hope we can put this WHOLE thing behind us...and I SWEAR to be the best employee possibly and MAKE YOU PROUD."
With that said, Ben turned to leave...buuuuuttt...
"Take one more step, Ben, and I will personally suspend you."
Ben FROZE where he stood, NOT liking that sentence or the tone...before slowly turning around...and facing a STONE COLD-FACED FORCE who was just GLARING at Ben.
"...Think buttering me up with words is going to get you off the hooks? Saying "I didn't hit you" will save you from what happened?" Force stated lowly. "...No, Ben...NO...you do NOT get off that easy. You may not have HIT me persay...but YOU started that whole thing with your damn accusations about me and Terry Jr. and how we were "slandering" CCW, and when we decided to refute that, that got the Twinleaves to attack Terry...and then DRIVE MY HEAD DOWN TO THE FLOOR. YOU started that, you inspired them to do that, intended or not...and I'm not letting that go. I can't get to the Twinleaves...but I sure as hell can teach you the meaning of consequences. Someone needs to pay...and what Senji will do to YOU will be your ultimate punishment in regards to do this. I have faith he will be VERY thorough...but as for now? ...I want you to HURT for the moment...I want you to PAY...THEN we can be on "good terms"...so tonight...you're gonna go one-on-one...WITH THE KOOPA KING" AND NEW FUSION TAG TEAM CHAMPION, BOWSER!"
Ben's eyes widened in SHOCK...and HORROR...because he KNEW what that monster was capable of and how BAD of a mood he was in, and how much he wanted MURDER...but Force just stated..."Now get out of my office...before I decide to do worse and strip you of your title."
Ben slowly nodded, sweat dripping down his forehead as he simply made his way out of the office and closed the door behind him, knowing he was in DEEP SHIT.
Singles Match - Starforce Megaman vs Shadow the Hedgehog
Shadow leaned against the ropes that Starforce knocked him into them, and the Megaman ran at Hope, but the hedgehog Back Dropped Starforce over the ropes! Starforce landed on the apron but Shadow CAUGHT him with a Forearm to the face hard! Starforce was dazed, and began getting continuous rights to the face repeatedly, nearly knocking him off the apron before Shadow backed up...ran at Starforce for a Boot to the skull...
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...Starforce CAUGHT the boot and pulled the leg over the top rope...
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...AND SNAPPED IT OVER THE ROPE, CAUSING SHADOW TO FALL AND HOLD HIS LEG IN PAIN!
"Okay, THAT was nice, I WILL admit! Starforce just gave that leg a HELL of a shock, and knowing how much of a shark Starforce can be, this is going to be hell for Shadow!" Church called.
*Skip*
Shadow was trying to keep weight off of his leg as he nailed fist after fist on Starforce, scowling before going for an Uppercut before running the ropes...
...but got caught by Starforce who grabbed him and his leg...
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...AND NAILED A SHIN BREAKER ON IT! Shadow held his leg in pain as he fell down...before Starforce went and DOUBLE STOMPED the leg for good measure!
"And Starforce is making me so proud today..." Sarge sniffled. "The work on the leg...the viciousness... Starforce...you have come so far...I congratulate you on SO MUCH."
Church stared at Sarge...then turned to the camera. "...You sure I can't get somebody else? I'll take DONUT at this point."
*Skip*
Starforce stalked Shadow with a malicious grin as he pulled himself up with the ropes, trying to keep off his leg...but once standing...Starforce LEAPED at the head...
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..AND SHADOW HELD THE ROPES, AVOIDING THE SFKO! Starforce held his back in pain as he managed to stumble to his feet...and into a STUN GUN ACROSS THE ROPES!
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...and stumbled right into a DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!
"And THAT did NOT go as Starforce planned! Shadow just planted Starforce, bad leg and all, and he's about to make a comeback!" Church said.
"Dammit, I thought shadows weren't meant to do anything but just stay there so people can get lost!" Sarge rambled.
*Skip*
Climax of the match was near as Shadow had Starforce hooked up for the Chaos Nightmare! ...But Starforce suddenly spun out of it and KICKED the bad leg! Shadow knelt down and held his bad leg...and Starforce placed him between his legs for THE GIGA CRUSH!
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...Shadow SUDDENLY LIFTED STARFORCE UP...AND PLANTED HIM WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM!
"And Starforce with a little trip to Alabama that he certainly will feel in the morning! He's in BIG trouble here!" Church said.
"Come on Starforce...what are you, DAVIS?! FIND A WAY TO WIN!" Sarge exclaimed.
Shadow had slowly crawled his way onto the apron and was now slowly climbing a corner despite the bad leg, just as Starforce was slowly getting up. Shadow eventually got to the top...
...he measured Starforce as the Megaman was on his knees...
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...STARFORCE SUDDENLY PUSHED THE REF INTO THE ROPES! That caused Shadow to FALL off the corner and land BADLY on his leg!
"Ooooohhh, that SNEAKY ASSHOLE! He just used the ref to knock Shadow off and fall on his leg! Yeah, that's a great way to win!" Church said sarcastically.
"Do whatever it takes, dirtbag! If you did that once in awhile, you wouldn't suck so much! ...Oh wait, you're a Blue, you would always suck regardless." Sarge stated.
Shadow hissed in pain as he thrashed about holding his leg before trying to get up...
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...but got YANKED UP by Starforce and placed between his legs! The ref ADMONISHED Starforce, threatening to DQ him if he did that again...
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...BUT HE DIDN'T LISTEN AS HE PLANTED SHADOW WITH THE GIGA CRUSH!
"And GIGA CRUSH ON THE MONEY! The leg work and ref bump just helped Starforce land the big one!" Church said.
"Shadow..." Sarge began.
Shadow was limp as Starforce hooked the leg!
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
("Burn in My Light" by Mercy Drive)
"Here is your winner..."The Gaming Killer"...STARFORCE MEGAMAN!"
*Skip*
Starforce backed up the ramp, just smirking at Shadow in the ring before shouting "ANOTHER GAMING LEGEND BEATEN BY ME...ADD SHADOW TO THE LIST!" Starforce then turned to the camera "Softened him up for ya, Jason...better finish him at Final Clash with the others!"
"And Starforce gets a win I'm sure he's VERY proud of, SOOOOO proud..." Church drawled in a sarcastic manner. "Well either way, he gets the smug satisfaction, and no doubt Jason's lovi-"
FOX KNOCKS STARFORCE DOWN THE RAMP WITH A SHOT FROM BEHIND!
"FOX?! OH YOU DAMN DIRTY SLY FOX! HOW DARE YOU! NOW I KNOW WHY ZERO HATES FOXES FOR SOME STRANGE REASON! ZERO, I NOW KNOW YOUR PAIN!" Sarge cried out.
"Dammit, Sarge, do you WANT to get yourself fired?! But Fox, either way, doesn't want to wait until Final Clash, he wants to SOFTEN Starforce up a bit as PAYBACK! He wants some HURT dealt!" Church said.
Fox quickly mounted Starforce and began punching his lights out repeatedly, unleashing all of his anger and fury and exclaiming "This is a PREVIEW of what you'll be suffering at Final Clash, Geo!" before picking him up...and getting an EYE RAKE! Fox held his eyes in pain as Starforce managed to SLIP BY Fox and JUMP over the barricade, not wanting to go through the same thing from two weeks ago! Fox managed to see Starforce's action enough, and he growled and said "You aren't getting away THAT easily" and he HOPPED the barricade after him! Starforce ran like hell, wanting NOTHING to do with Fox's fury right now as the Star Fox pilot CHASES after Starforce through the crowd.
"And Starforce HIGH TAILS IT OUT OF THERE! He wants NOTHING to do with Fox right before Final Clash! And you know, I may not exactly blame him!" Church said.
"This is the problem with you Blues, ALWAYS got to attack someone from behind! DO YOU HAVE NO PRIDE?! ...Wait...you're Blues...never mind." Sarge said.
*Skip*
Shadow was finding himself slowly standing up to his feet, trying to stay off the leg as he cursed at Starforce cheating him out of a win that he could've used for momentum, before turning around...
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...AND TAKING A DOSE OF LIGHT TO THE FACE FROM HOPE!
"OH DAMN, HOPE?! Where the hell did THAT Superkick come from?! He damn near took Shadow's head off!" Church said.
Shadow was laid out on the mat in the ring and Hope looked down at Shadow...before shrugging and said "There...NOW we're even, Shadow. One intentional from both of us. If you want payback...then match next week." Hope then exited the ring and up the ramp, but once he got there, he turned around and saw Shadow slowly stirring, and looking at him...before muttering "Alright Hope...you got me there...let's see you get me next week."
"Well...I don't think he took the Chaos Nightmare from last week very well... Yeah, D-Hedge X is NOT going for another reunion any time soon. Not when it's EVERY MAN for himself." Church said. "And it seems these two know that very well..."
"It's gonna be such a shame when these two dirty Blues take up TV Time and ruin things for us..." Sarge shook his head. "Why oh why must we be deprived of the good stuff? Why can't we just get rid of GRIF?"
"The Fatal 4-Way is heating up in the biggest way, and considering who the other two are, it's gonna be one hell of a match!" Church aid.
Interview Segment - UCA Intercontinental Champion Jason Krueger w/Dexter Grif
Jason Krueger stood in the interview area, clutching his IC Title tightly and muttering, as if talking to himself...alone as Grif was just opening a bag of chips at a nearby table before turning off-screen, completely abandoning his interviewing duties.
"DAMMIT GRIF! STOP BEING LAZY AND INTERVIEW WHEN WE TELL YOU!" Someone off-screen shouted.
"But I just opened these goddmann chips, and they're gonna get stale if I leave them! What do you want me to do?!" Grif questioned.
"DO YOUR DAMN JOB AND INTERVIEW, YOU IDIOT!" The off-screen guy said.
"Fine, fine, fine...ass.' Grif muttered before getting up and going over to Fox, mic in hand and... "Okay, Jason, what are you thoughts on your match at Final Clash, and how much did getting your ass kicked last week affect you? DONE!"
Grif then left once again to the table and went back to his chips as he sat in the chair lazily with a "DAMMIT!" coming from off-screen...and Jason Krueger looked like he didn't even NOTICE Grif, still muttering in his own little, holding his tightly until he spoke up...
"...I lost this title once...a long time ago. Oh yeah...I did, didn't you know? They don't call me a "Two-Time Intercontinental Champion" for nothing... It was at Survival Games when it happened...yes...it happened... I lost my title to NARUTO UZUMAKI..." Jason hissed out the name as if it were poison. "So yeah...it's happened...and it was PURE AGONY when it happened! I never felt anything like it before...losing the title, being without it...was pure agony...torture...pain...SUFFERING...which was why I could NOT go without any longer than I had to do! That's why I HAD to get it back as SOON as I could, to make the PAIN go away! ...And I did...eight days later...two-time Champion. Naruto PAID for his crimes against me...and the title came HOME... See...I can't be parted with this title. I CAN'T...it means TOO MUCH to me. It's my FIRST-EVER title in Fiction Wrestling, I broke the neck of a LEGEND to win it, and it's what led me getting SO MUCH AFTER! I can lose every other title I've got...but I WON'T LOSE THIS! I WON'T! IT'S MINE...MINE...MINE MINE MINE!"
"...But hedgehogs...hedgehogs EVERYWHERE...all AROUND ME... They're coming for what I hold...what I TREASURE...my precious title. And they think they can get it...one beat me in the middle of the ring...another gave me a Dose I still feel...and the third gave me a Ride that I won't soon be forgetting. I was a VICTIM...and it made them think...they can take this...that they can take it. I mean...why not? Hehehe...after all, when they did what did they to me, why wouldn't they? It's only common sense...hehehehehe...hehe...WELL THEY'RE DEAD WRONG! DEAD F*CKIN' WRONG! THEY'LL NEVER TAKE THIS FROM ME! NEVER! AND IF THEY TRY, I WILL SNAP THEM IN TWO! THEY GOT LUCKY LAST WEEK, BUT THEY DON'T WANT THIS AS BAD AS I DO! TO THEM, IT'S JUST A TITLE, BUT THIS TITLE IS A PART OF ME! PART OF WHO I AM! AND YOU WILL NOT RIP THAT PART FROM ME! I WILL RIP EVERY ONE OF YOUR GODDAMN SPINES OUT FOR TRYING, HEAR ME! YOU THINK YOU GOT THE NUMBERS, BUT WILL FALL LIKE ALL THE REST BEFORE YOU! LIKE CLOUD...LIKE PIT...LIKE NARUTO...YOUR NECKS WILL BE BROKEN LIKE TWIGS!"
Jason panted heavily, cradling his IC Title as if it were a child, looking around in an overly paranoid manner before continuing...
"...Hedgehogs...surrounding me...closing in...coming closer...reaching out...reaching for MY title...wanting to take it AWAY...but that won't happen. That won't happen...they forget who I am...they forget who I am...THE MESSIAH OF THE NECKBREAKER. They are simply the next corpses to be thrown into the body pile...yes...they are THAT... At Final Clash... Hope...Shadow...Chaos...you hedgehogs...you all will SUFFER...and you all will PAY for the crimes of trying to take a part of me."
Jason then shook his head before walking off, holding his title close to his chest as if it was the only thing that kept it from falling out of his grasp...
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...but he didn't notice CHAOS walking out from the shadows, smirking evilly at the retreating Jason before saying "Keep telling yourself that, Json...keep telling yourself that...because come Final Clash...the God of Destruction...makes you feel the worst agony of your life...both mentally...and physically. After all...destruction IS my specialty, hehehehe... Your destruction...is at HAND."
Chaos then slowly backed away back into the shadows, and disappeared out of sight...most likely having teleported out of there...
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...and Grif just sat at the table, not even noticing anything as he leaned back against his seat, and said "Hey, can anyone schooch this chair back for me? I would like more room."
Triple Threat Match - Alphonse Elric vs Jerry Mouse vs Miles "Tails" Prower
Jerry was kicking Alphonse in the corner repeatedly before whipping him into the adjacent one, and then running after him, but Alphonse grasped the ropes when he reached them to push himself up and over Jerry and landed behind him. Jerry stopped him and turned around...and got lifted overhead by Alphonse...
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...AND INTO A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR BY TAILS! Tails stood up to his feet BUT GOT A SPINNING WHEEL KICK TO THE FACE FROM ALPHONSE!
*Skip*
Alphonse is climbing the corner as Tails was laid out on the mat, and Alphonse stood tall on it...before backflipping in a frontwards motion towards Tails...
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...AND TAILS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Alphonse stumbled up to his feet BUT GOT A LEAPFROG FAMEOUSSER FROM TAILS! Tails stood to his feet...
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...BUT JERRY SNUCK UP BEHIND HIM AND GOT A SAVING GRACE OUT OF NOWHERE!
*Skip*
Jerry has Alphonse situated on top, and is looking for a Superplex...but is being blocked by Alphonse repeatedly! Jerry growled, and tried to lift him again...but Alphonse suddenly broke free, and nailed a THUNDEROUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK, sending Jerry OVER the ropes, off the turnbuckle and down to the floor with a SPLAT! Alphonse panted as he looked down at Jerry...
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...BUT TAILS SUDDENLY LEAPED TO THE TOP OF THE CORNER, AND NAILED A SUPER HURRICANRANA ON HIM!
"These three are just beating the HELL out of each other! They want that momentum for their team heading into Final Clash, but with Jerry out, it's down to Tails and Al!" Church said.
"DAMMIT! Why must the Blues always win?! Seriously, haven't we had enough of them?! ...Hmph...it be better if they both lost..." Sarge grumbled.
*Skip*
Al stumbled up to his feet, and Tails grabbed his head, and set him up for the Tails Cyclone!
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...Al quickly spun out of it, and pulled him in for a Jawbreaker! Tails held his jaw, and Al stood and went for a SUPERKICK!
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...Tails CAUGHT IT! Tails spun him, then hooked him for a Twin-Tailed Assault...but Alphonse actually FLIPPED OUT OF IT! Tails was stunned, but Al grabbed Tails' head, ran towards the corner, climbed it...
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...AND ARMOR CHANGER CONNECTS!
"ARMOR CHANGER! Al got ALL OF IT! Tails didn't know what hit him!" Church said.
"Dammit, where's a good mouse when you need him?!" Sarge questioned.
Alphonse stood up and was about to go for the cover...
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...BUT GOT HOOKED UP FROM BEHIND JERRY AND PLANTED WITH THE MOUSE TRAP!
"WHAT THE-JERRY! JERRY WITH THE MOUSE TRAP JUST LIKE THAT! HE SNUCK UP ON AL!" Church exclaimed.
"YES! THE MOUSE CAME THROUGH! HE CAME WHEN I ASKED FOR HIM! Al..." Sarge began.
Jerry turns Al over and hooks the leg!
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Church said.
("Drop the Bombshell" by Powerman 5000)
"Here is your winner...JERRY MOUSE!"
*Skip*
Jerry Mouse walked up the ramp, grinning at his victory and was greeted by his pal Tom Cat, who placed an arm around his shoulder and the two just smirked at their opponents' misery, and Jerry shouted "YOU TWO GOT OFF LUCKY TONIGHT! NON-STOP VIOLENCE HAPPENS AT FINAL CLASH!" and Tom shouted "AND WHEN IT DOES...YOU AND YOUR PARTNERS CAN GO BURN IN HELL!" Team 2D then laughed it up while Al sat in the ring with Ed kn, GLARING at Team 2D, while Tails leaned against the announce table, holding his Tag Team Title as he shook his head, muttering "Not in your lifetimes, Team 2D..." all while Knuckles just stared HOLES into Team 2D...then looked at the Elrics angrily.
"Jerry got the win and some momentum for Team 2D, but will this be the case at Final Clash, when their teammates are involved, and it brings in Tables, Ladders, and Chairs with the gold on the line?! ANYTHING can happen!" Church said.
"Yeah, anything can happen...but the one thing that WILL happen...is Team 2D rising to the top of the ladder and PULLING down the titles! This is THEIR area of expertise, this is NON-STOP VIOLENCE! And we're about to have SEVENTEEN-TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!" Sarge said.
Interview Segment - Wolfgang w/Lavernius Tucker
"Dude, what the hell man?!" Tucker shouted off-camera. "You want me to interview this ASSHOLE?! He KOed CABOOSE after last w eek because he was sore he got punked out by Freeman, and you want the same to happen to ME?! No way, man, I'm too good-looking to die! You can find Simmons to int-
Tucker then got a HAND on his shoulder...which SQUEEZED it tightly...and all he could say was "Ah son of a bitch." in a deadpan tone.
Wolfgang came onto the screen a SNARL on his face as he stared at Tucker. "...Now what's wrong with interviewing ME, you Halo wannabe? Because I don't like what you're IMPLYING...and considering the mood I'm in...well that may not end well for YOU."
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I'LL INTERVIEW YOU...asshole." Tucker muttered. "Alright...you want an interview...here it IS...you've been DUPED by Gordon Freeman this ENTIRE month so far...seriously man, he's GETTING to you, those mind games are WACK. So how does it feel getting your head messed wi-"
Wolfgang GRABBED him and started thrashing him about with anger. "OH YOU WANT TO BE A SMARTASS, HUH?! YOU WANT TO MOCK ME AND IMPLY FREEMAN'S BETTER THAN ME?! HUH?! THAT WHAT YOU TRYING TO DO, HUH, YOU IDIOT?!"
"GAAAAHHHH! LET GO OF ME! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA, WHY COULDN'T DONUT HAVE DONE THIS?!" Tucker shouted.
"YOU WANT MY THOUGHTS?! I'LL TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS! I'M SICK OF THESE FREAKIN' MIND GAMES! SICK OF THEM!" Wolfgang shouted. "FREEMAN THINKS HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH ME AND LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE?! I AM NOT SOMEONE TO BE PLAYED WITH! YOU DON'T BULLY THE BULLY! I AM A FORMER UCA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! ROYAL RUMBLE WINNER! FIRST HELL IN A CELL PARTICIPANT! AND NO MUTE, FOUR-EYED FREAK OF A ROOKIE WITH THE UGLIEST AND CREEPIEST MANAGER ALIVE IS GONNA WIN AT MY EXPENSE! ROOKIES GET CRUSHED UNDER MY HEELS WHEN THEY FACE ME! THEY ALWAYS DO! AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON GORDON FREEMAN, HE'LL GET THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME, AND I SWEAR TO GOD, EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHY I-Hey, what the hell is THAT?"
What Wolfgang was referring to was a slimy green tentacle that hung down from above and had stuck itself to Wolfgang's body. Both Bully and Blue were blinking twice at the tentacle.
"Dude, don't look at me, the only type of tentacles I'm into are the ones that get the girls going... Bow Chika Bow Wo-" Tucker began.
"Finish that sentence, and I'll pound you into paste, ne-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Wolfgang was cut off as the tentacle began PULLING HIM UP OFF THE GROUND AND HE FLAILED AROUND LIKE CRAZY SHOUTING OBSCENITIES...BUT HIS EYES WIDENED...UPON SEEING IT TO BE THE CAUSE OF A BARNACLE, A CREATURE FROM THE HALF-LIFE SERIES! AND IT WAS PULLING WOLFGANG, READY TO END HIM!
"SHIT SHIT SHIT! SON OF A-GAAAAHHHH!" Wolfgang shouted as he tried to get the tentacle off of him to no avail...he was inching closer to the Barnacle...but he dug into his pocket...and pulled out a WRENCH (he was going to use it on Freeman if he found him) AND SLAMMED IT INTO THE BARNACLE, KILLING IT! Wolfgang then fell down all the way to the ground...HARD. Wolfgang groaned in pain..as Tucker stood over him...
"...Man, you were a BITCH just then..." Tucker said.
"Get out of here before I dump you in trash, weenie." Wolfgang groaned as he slowly got up and glared at Tucker...but then felt something else stick to his back...and turned around...and it was ANOTHER TENTACLE AND BARNACLE ABOUT TO PULL HIM UP...and Wolfgang freaked out!
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" Wolfgang chanted as he THREW the wrench upward, and it CRASHED into the Barnacle, killing it before it could take Wolfgang, who panted heavily. "Just what the hell-"
Wolfgang stopped as he saw another tentacle...and then ANOTHER...and then ANOTHER...and THEN ANOTHER...and they were ALL OVER THE PLACE...surrounding the interview area and around it with Barnacles, ready to snatch whoever came into them up. Wolfgang was FLOORED as he had NO WAY OUT...
"...WHAT...JUST...WHA...? ...Just...GAH...BUT..."
It was THEN that the video screen in the interview area turned on and it turned to static, causing Wolfgang to turn to it, and it was there that the static continued for a bit until it turned to a black background with the Black Mesa symbol on it, as words were suddenly typed out one after the other...
"WHAT GOES AROUND...COMES AROUND, WOLFGANG."
"YOUR DAYS OF BULLYING COME TO AN END."
"AT FINAL CLASH...YOUR FATE...IS SEALED."
The screen then turned to a bit of static...until it showed a transparent image of G-Man's face which said these words...
"Prepare for...unforeseen consequences..."
The screen then turned off as a flatline was heard at that moment was heard. And Wolfgang...?
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...Wolfgang couldn't TAKE IT ANYMORE. Vortigaunts, Antlions, Larvae, Combine, Headcrabs, and now THIS?! ...It was TOO MUCH! He couldn't take it, not even HIM! Wolfgang pulled at his hair as he slowly dropped to his knees, a look of pure despair, frustration, and even a little bit of fear was plastered on his face as he looked around...stared at his predicament and just screamed into the sky...
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DAMN YOU FREEEEEMAAAAAANNN!"
Wolfgang then pounded the fist repeatedly in despair and maybe even a bit of insanity, having truly SNAPPED from this ordeal...and after that...
"Dude, what about ME? I don't like this ASSHOLE! SOMEBODY HELP!" Tucker shouted.
Singles Match - Gold vs Takuya Kanbara
Gold and Takuya were exchanging relentless lefts and right with each other until Gold kicked Takuya in the gut, and placed him in position for a Golden Dream DDT...but Takuya spun out of it and nailed a Spinning Back Elbow! Takuya then grabbed him for a Reverse STO...but Gold reversed it into a Shoulder Jawbreaker! Takuya stumbled back into a corner, before Gold ran at him...but Takuya caught him with a foot to the jaw! Gold stumbled back, Takuya pulled himself to the second turnbuckle...AND FLARE BLITZ CONNECTS TO GOLD'S JAW!
"Gold and Takuya are going at it like RABID DOGS! After last week, Gold wants payback bad, and considering these two had one of the best rivalries of the modern era, these two rivals are rekindling it here for Final Clash momentum!" Church said.
"COME ON TAKUYA! WIN AS THE RED YOU ARE! YOU LOST IN EPIC FASHION IN 2010, BUT YOU CAN WASH IT ALL AWAY TONIGHT!" Sarge exclaimed.
*Skip*
Takuya nailed a KNEE LIFT to Gold, stunning as he stood in a daze, and Takuya grabbed him, and placed him in Suplex Position...
"Oh boy, it may be Pyro Twister time! Gold's about to get BURNED!" Church exclaimed.
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"OH SHIT! NOT THE GOLD CUTTER! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Sarge shouted.
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"HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT?! TAKUYA JUST GOT DROPPED WITH A GOLD CUTTER IN THE WORST WAY EVER! STICK A KNIFE IN HIM, HE'S DONE!" Church said.
"DAMMIT! I hate to say this...but Takuya..." Sarge began.
Gold hooks the leg!
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
("Smells Like Teen Spirit" Nirvana)
"Here is your winner...GOLD!"
*Skip*
Gold backed up the ramp, a big grin on his face as he held his head...before holding up his hands in the Diamond Cutter symbol before throwing them with emphasis, shouting "THE EIGHT YEAR DROUGHT COMES TO AN END! WORLD TITLE NUMBER FOUR COMING HERE, YEAAAAAHHH! ZOEY, GET READY FOR SOME FUN TIME AFTER THAT!" Takuya sat up in the ring, and sneered at Gold as he held his head shouting himself "ENJOY YOUR FLUKE, GOLD...I'LL BE HAVING THE LAST LAUGH AT FINAL CLASH OVER ALL OF YOU!"
"Gold manages to get the win over his old rival and gets some major momentum...but will that be happening at Final Clash when he's get nine other guys to deal with?" Church said.
"DOUBT IT. It'll be every man for himself, and he's not the only one after the briefcase! So I can safely NO CHANCE IN HELL that Gold wins! ...But Takuya has a great chance! GREAT CHANCE! Go for it, Takuya, make your dreams come true!" Sarge cheered.
Backstage Segment - The Mushroom Kingdom Take Their Leave of The Arena
The Mushroom Kingdom was walking through the parking lot area, passing many cars with big smiles on their faces...well most of them had big smiles. Mario couldn't help but chuckle as he spoke up...
"Well, wasn't that pleasant everybody? I-a myself got a big enjoyment out of that, hehe..." Church said.
"You said it, Mario. It was worth coming here for a short while despite our dinner plans. They just hate it when the truth is spoken." Peach giggled.
"And if they don't believe it now, they never will. Which is a shame because of the reality that we rule this company, no one else. After all, who's dominated so much as us?" Daisy also giggled.
"Yeah, and SUPER LUIGI will help make sure it stays that way!" Luigi puffed out his chest, emboldened by other events. "We are the top dogs, and why would we even let that go when we can fight?! We are the MUSHROOM KINGDOM! And this is OUR LAND!"
"YOSHI YOSHI YOSHI!" Yoshi nodded vigorously in agreement.
Toad didn't add anything...still frowning to himself, though no one noticed, too absorbed in themselves to even notice.
"Hahahaha...aaahhhh, it's good to be the Mushroom Kingdom...and the Greatest Champion Ever." Mario smirked. "Now let's get out of here, everybody!" The group then walked by a large 18-wheeler truck. "The restaurant is JUST the best, we can't miss the reservation! They have the best lasagna, spaghetti, bread, and-"
SUDDENLY, POISON MUSHROOMS FALL OVER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOMS! THE GROUP ABSORBS THEM, AND THEY TURN GREEN IN THE FACE AND ALL BEGIN CHOKING AND HACKING ON THEMSELVES!
"...POISON MUSHROOMS?! THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY WANTED ON THE MENU!" Church said.
"WHO DARED TO DO THIS?! SOMEONE DID THIS, THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Mario was SICK as the rest of the Kingdom were on their knees, and Mario slowly stood up, groaning and coughing, managing to get out "What the...? HOW...? WHO...?" Mario then looked up...
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...AND MATT ISHIDA WAS ON TOP OF THE 18-WHEELER, HOLDING A BUCKET HE JUST DUMPED THE MUSHROOM FROM! Matt GLARED down at the Kingdom and said "Sorry...thought you could use an apptetizer...HERE'S THE MAIN COURSE!"
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"MATT! MATT ISHIDA IS HERE! HE'S HERE, AND HE JUST WENT EXTREME ON THE KINGDOM! THEY MAY JUST REGRET THE DAY THEY SCREWED WITH HIM!" Church said.
"GET OFF THEM! GET OFF THEM! YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT! YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT!" Sarge rambled.
The Kingdom all went down from the Crossbody, all still green and sick thanks to the Poison Mushrooms, and Matt rolled off them and onto his knees before LEAPING ONTO MARIO! HE was the one who orchestrated, led, and caused what happened last week, and HE was going to pay more than anything! Matt PUNCHED the hell out of Mario, the plumber unable to defend himself before Matt picked him up and THREW HIM into a CAR head-first, his head SMACKING off a door! Mario held his head, before he got grabbed him from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXED ON THE CONCRETE! Mario was down and out, and Matt glared at Mario as he stomped the hell out of Mario...
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...UNTIL LUIGI, SICK AND ALL, TACKLED DOWN MATT!
"AND LUIGI MAKES THE SAVE FOR HIS BROTHER! Mario was getting the PISS beaten out of him by Mario, and Luigi gets in the way! But that may be a MISTAKE at this point!" Church said.
"SAVE HIM LUIGI! SAVE HIM! YOU'RE HIS ONLY HOPE!" Sarge cried out.
Luigi tried to punch down on Matt, but after a few shot, he got kicked off the Destined of Friendship and the two began to brawl with each other for a bit! But then after awhile, Luigi got sick of dealing with Luigi so he KICKED HIM DOWN LOW! Luigi held his nads in pure pain, before getting grabbed
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"OH SON OF A...! GODDAMN!" Church cried out. "THAT...THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!"
"LUUIIIGIIII! YOUR SACRIFICE SHALL BE HONORED IN THE COMING RED EMPIRE!" Sarge saluted.
Matt glared at Luigi before turning around...and seeing Mario, in pain and all, trying to crawl away, and Matt shook his head before walking over and getting a hold of a now scared Mario before getting dragged over to the car Luigi was stuck in, and gets his face SLAMMED into the head...twice...four...six...ten...TWENTY TIMES! Mario was practically out of it, and Matt wasted no time...he hooked him up Suplex-style...
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"And now YOSHI'S making the save, Mario's pals are doing all they can to help out the main honcho!" Church said.
"COME ON YOSHI! COME ON! COME ON! DO WHAT YOU DO BEST, DESTROY!" Sarge exclaimed.
Yoshi wasted no time in pushing Mario away from the car, and got on the hood with Matt, and began stomping out the Destined before coughing out some mucus, the Poison Mushrooms CLEARLY having their toll. He then slowly picked up Matt...and then LIFTED him up for Yoshi's Paradise!
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...GUITAR SUPLEX ON THE FRONT WINDSHIELD, THE GLASS NEARLY BREAKING AS THE BODY SLAMMED INTO!
"OOOOOHHHHH! THAT'S A TUNE I DON'T THINK YOSHI WANTED! MATT'S ON A WARPATH, HIS PLAN IS HELPING HIM DECIMATE THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! THEY'RE TOO WEAK TO FIGHT!" Church shouted.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! HE'S GONNA MAIM THE GREATEST CHAMPION EVER! HELP!" Sarge cried out.
Matt knelt on the hood, a FIERCE look in his eyes before he looked around...
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"AND MARIO HIGHTAILS IT OUT OF THERE! The dinner plans are ruined, I'm sure of that, but Matt may have wanted MORE than that!" Church said.
"Dammit, you ASSAULTER! Someone press him for charges, he just assaulted one of the greatest gaming characters ever!" Sarge stated.
"Then press charges on Mario for KIDNAPPING! Either way, Mario may live to regret the day he ever went that far with Matt...because it may come back to haunt him." Church said.
Matt shouted at the driving off Mario "YOUR ASS IS MINE AT FINAL CLASH! YOU HEAR ME MARIO?! THE RESURRECTION IS GOING TO STOMP YOU AND LEAVE YOU PASTE! YOU'RE GONNA PAY! PAY!"...
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...all while TOAD sat against the 18-wheeler, STILL green in the face, having watched the whole thing. He COULD have done something...but he just sat there, a queasy, yet frowning, contemplative look on his face as he watched Mario shout at a now gone Mario in anger.
Singles Match - Ben Tennyson vs Bowser
Ben slowly pulled himself against the corner...he was BEATEN...BRUISED...and groaning in pain...
"Ben Tennyson has been getting his ASS WHIPPED this ENTIRE match! How's this for a punishment?! Bowser has not let up on him ONE BIT!" Church exclaimed.
"HE HAS TO! BEN'S A GREAT RED! HE DOES NOT DESERVE HIS FATE! SPARE HIM BOWSER, PLEAASSEEEEE!" Sarge cried out.
Bowser snarled as he stood in the opposite corner, and then FULL SPEED at Ben in the other corner, ready to crush him...
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"And Ben's coming back once again in this match, he's DESPERATE! He wants to survive Bowser, and he's got the monster OUT ON HIS FEET!" Church exclaimed.
Indeed, Bowser was stumbling on his feet, and Ben was on all fours panting before slowly pushing himself up to his feet, seeing Bowser...then ran at Bowser...
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"OH NOOOOOO...WHY MUST RED CHOKESLAM RED?! DAMN YOU FORCE!" Sarge exclaimed.
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"OH DAMN! BEN JUST LEVELED BOWSER IN THE FACE AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GO FOR A RIDE! THE MONSTER WENT DOWN!" Church said.
"BEN PIN HIM! PIN HIM SO THIS NIGHTMARE CAN END AND REDS CAN GO BACK TO DESTROYING BLUES!" Sarge exclaimed.
Ben wasted no time in laying over the monster for a cover!
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"AND BOWSER KICKED OUT IN TIME! Ben...oh man...Ben is just BESIDE HIMSELF...he doesn't want to deal with this anymore, he wants a WIN." Church said.
"I DON'T CARE WHO WINS! AS LONG AS RED STOP BEATING EACH OTHER WITH NO BLUE TO BEAT ON AS WELL!" Sarge exclaimed.
Ben was now on all fours, stalking Bowser with a growl...he wanted to END THIS... Bowser slowly got up...Ben stood up as well...
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...DOES NOT CONNECT! Bowser pushed Ben away at the last second into the ropes, and Ben bounced off them AND RIGHT INTO A CHOKESLAM!
"CHOKESLAM! INTERGALACTIC WAS FORESEEN, AND BEN GOT PLANTED ON HIS BACK!" Church showed.
"I'm SORRY BEN! I'M SORRY, BUT STAY DOWN FOR THE THREE, SO THE NIGHTMARE CAN END!" Sarge pleaded.
Bowser dropped for the cover!
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"AND NOW IT'S BEN KICKING OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! HE MAY NOT WANT PUNISHMENT, BUT HE ALSO WANTS TO WIN LIKE HELL!" Chruch shouted.
"NO BEN! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!" Sarge cried out.
Bowser SNARLED in anger before standing up to his feet and glaring down at Ben who was stirring and trying to get up...and he ROARED down at him, and was about to end this...
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"SONIC?! SONIC! SONIC JUST GOT HIMSELF INTO THIS! HE WANTS PAYBACK ON BOWSER, AND HE TRIED TO GET ONE ON BOWSER!" Church shouted.
"WELL, HE JUST GOT HIS JAW JACKED! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MESSING WITH A KING, RODENT! WHY MESS WITH A KING?! IT'S SUICIDE!" Sarge shouted.
Bowser SNARLED at Sonic on the outside before turning around to deal with Ben...
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"And Bowser now-INTERGALACTIC! INTER-F*CKIN'-GALACTIC OUT OF NOWHERE! SONIC MAY HAVE JUST COST THE KOOPA KING THIS MATCH!" Church shouted.
"NO NO NO NO NO, THIS IS EVEN WORSE, A RED DOESN'T EVEN BECAUSE OF HIS OWN SKILL, BUT BECAUSE OF BLUES! NOOOOOOO!" Sarge cried out.
Ben got on top of Bowser as if his life depended on it, and hooks the leg!
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"And Ben WINS...thanks to SONIC!" Church exclaimed.
("Hero" by Pop Evil)
"Here is your winner...BEN TENNYSON!"
"Ben managed to scrape by with a win and survive this...but Bowser's gonna be pissed because a hedgehog just cost him this big match of momentum. This whole thing just keeps spiraling downward..." Church said as Sonic was shown backing up the ramp, a dark glare directed at Bowser as he did so...
*Skip*
Ben Tennyson laid on the mat...tired...hurting...bruised... He held the Hardcore Title over his chest before he slowly tried to pick himself up...
("In The End" by Fade)
"...Welp...BEN'S SCREWED..." Church said.
Ben's eyes widened as he looked at the entrance ramp...and SENJI KIYOMASA walked out, looking at Ben as if he was looking at prey with that sadistic grin on his face. Ben just looked on in shock...and absolute FEAR because he knew the condition he was in, the crowd chanting "SENJI'S GONNA KILL YOU"...and Senji slowly walked down the ramp...until RUNNING down it and slid into the ring! Ben IMMEDIATELY tried to crawl out of the ring, but only got halfway out of it until Senji grabbed him by the leg and pulled him back in. Ben got up and swung his Hardcore Title at Senji, who DUCKED, and Ben turned around, got kicked in the gut...
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"CROW CLAW FULL-FLUSH ON BEN! Looks like Senji wants to give even MORE of a taste of what's to come at Final Clash for Ben! Ben sure as hell has pushed WAY too many of Senji's buttons at this point!" Church said.
"DAMN YOU, YOU CRIMINAL! YOU DARE HURT THIS HERO OF THE UNIVERSE! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO WALK THE GROUND HE STANDS ON! DO NOT DESERVE TO!" Sarge exclaimed.
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Ben had been getting a whupping from Senji and was now on the outside as he tried to crawl to the barricade to climb over...but Senji had picked him up instead, lifted him onto his shoulders...and THREW HIM LIKE A LAWN DART into the steel post FACE-FIRST! Ben crumpled down to the mat, now bleeding from his forehead just like last week, and then Senji tore off the coverings to the announce table, before pulling out a TV monitor just as Ben had stumbled to his feet...AND GOT SAID MONITOR TO THE SKULL!
"THIS IS A STRAIGHT-UP BEATDOWN! Is Ben even gonna MAKE IT to Final Clash at this point?! I don't think he has ANY IDEA on what he's unleashed!" Church said.
"DROP OUR MONITOR, YOU CRIMINAL! That monitor has a FAMILY, you BASTARD!" Sarge exclaimed.
*Skip*
Ben had the FULL crimson mask going on and was now in the ring getting dragged to his feet, and Senji smirked saying "Dead-Center" before picking him up into an Argentine Rack for the Invisible Black...
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...but Ben managed to slip out from behind Senji and LOW BLOWED HIM FROM BEHIND! Senji held his nads in pain before getting PUSHED out of the ring before grabbing his title and stumbling out of the ring and up the ramp FAR away from Senji!
"And Ben just save his own ass from getting annihilated! But how much longer can he SURVIVE?! Because at this point, it really looks like Senji's gonna MURDER HIM!" Church said.
"HE'LL FIND A WAY! HE WILL! That's what heroes do! They finds ways to win against the bad guys! How do you think WE keep coming out on top despite everything?" Sarge stated.
Ben continued to stumble up the ramp until he fell on his backside, panting heavily with a look of SHOCK...that was TOO CLOSE...this was NOT going well for him at all. He couldn't believe everything that has happened to him in the past few weeks, this wasn't supposed to happen! He was the hero! What was he doing WRONG?! He looked in a panic and FEAR at the ring before placing his hand on his forehead and then looked at the blood that now covered his hand, trying to figure out the answer...
...but then Ben began to stare at the blood in his hand with narrowed eyes, as if something just came to him, and he focused on it...then turned to the ring (more specifically Senji was now getting up outside it)...then at the Final Clash sign...then at the Hardcore Title...then back at the blood on his hand...
...and this his eyes widened, as if a bell just went off in his head...and he muttered "Of course..." before standing up and walked off to the back, still staring at the blood on his hand...
...all while Senji had stood up at ringside, and watch Ben depart for the back...and he SMIRKED, letting Ben go off without doing any more, saying "Two weeks, Tennyson...two weeks that you got to live and do whatever...then you DIE."
"...What was THAT about with Tennyson? That was...WEIRD... Just what was going on in his head?" Church said.
"Blue...I could tell you that I know because the great Red gods told me, and they deemed me worthy of knowing what Ben's thought process, and how he's going to use it to DESTROY SENJI! ...And I am. I'm just not gonna tell you." Sarge stated.
"...Why oh why do I deal with you?" Church questioned.
Interview Segment - Ben Tennyson w/Franklin Delano Donut
Ben Tennyson was walking through the backstage area, title in hand, still bloodied and staring at the blood in his hand with a strange look about him...when Donut ran up to him, panting heavily.
"...Wow...man...you sure walk fast for some strange reason. Now THERE'S some strong exercise! Why can't the guys all do this all the time, I mean it's good for them and it's keep them up all night long if they need to!" Donut said, not realizing the innuendo of the last part. "And it also makes them more available for my tea parties!"
Ben turned to Donut...blinking twice at him as he stared with a blank look...and Donut just scratched his head.
"Okay, I don't really get what the creepy eye staring is about, but I'll just take it as you being eager!" Donut said. "Now I have a few que-"
BEN INTERGALACTICS DONUT OUT OF NOWHERE!
"SON OF A BITCH! BEN JUST DROPPED DONUT WITH AN INTERGALACTIC, WHAT THE HELL?!" Church questioned.
"BEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S ONE OF MY MEN! YOU DON'T HURT MY MEN...ONLY I GET TO HURT MY MEN!" Sarge shouted.
Donut was OUT face-down on the floor as Ben stood and stared down at Donut blankly...as security who saw this RUSHED into the scene and checked on Donut, some even pushing Ben back and shouting "GET AWAY! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!" Ben just allowed them, still staring at Donut...
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Force cried out running into the scene, STUNNED at what happened to Donut...before GLARING at Ben. "BEN, YOU BASTARD! I ALREADY GOT ON WOLFGANG FOR ATTACKING CABOOSE, BUT NOW YOU?! OUR INTERVIEWERS MAY BE IDIOTS, BUT THEY'RE NOT CHEW TOYS! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS! GET OUT BEFORE I DO SOMETHING TERRIBLE I WILL REGRET!"
Ben just continued to stare blankly, this time at Force, still carrying that crimson mask...before he looked down at his blood-covered hand before he spoke...
"I FINALLY understand...I really do. The TRUTH about this whole situation,, and what I need to do..." Ben then looked up at Force. "To BE the hero...I CAN'T BE THE HERO."
And with those words said, Ben left the scene and out of the arena with his title, Force narrowing his eyes, him and everyone else wondering what Ben meant by that confusing paradox of a phrase...
Tag Team Match - UCA Cruiserweight Champion Tidus and Robin vs The Keyblade Wielders (Sora and Riku)
Riku tagged in Sora...AT THE SAME TIME TIDUS WAS TAGGED IN BY ROBIN!
"Oh HERE WE GO! FINAL CLASH COME EARLY, CRUISERWEIGHT-STYLE!" Church said.
The two quickly hopped over the ropes and into the ring and ran at each, Sora going for a Spinning Heel Kick, and Tidus ducking it. Sora turned around and caught a kick from Tidus and threw the leg upward...and TIDUS BACKFLIPPED AS A RESULT ONTO HIS FEET! Sora was stunned, and threw a Clothesline, but Tidus ducked it, leaped at the ropes, and nailed a Springboard Arm Drag on Sora! Sora rolled onto his feet, and got a SNAP HURRICANRANA for his troubles! Sora stumbled up to his feet, and Tidus leaped onto the top the top of a corner...
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"Tidus is ON FIRE! He is flying around like the Cruiserweight Champ he is, and Sora doesn't even know where he IS!" Church said.
"Come on Sora, this isn't YOUR final fantasy! Fly like an EAGLE! FLY!" Sarge exclaimed.
*Skip*
Tidus circled Sora as he slowly stood up...the Keyblade Wielder stood and turned around...Tidus runs and spins for BLITZ KICK...
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"Oooooooh, Tidus just SPIKED on his head like a hammer with a railroad spike! Tidus may be OUT!" Church said.
Tidus was limp as Sora turned him over for the cover!
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"HEY! No Boy Wonders can break that up! Who told you to break it up?! WHO TOLD YOU?!" Sarge questioned.
Sora stood up and began trading blows with Robin, who suddenly ducked a right and nailed a Sit-Out Jawbreaker, dazing Sora! Robin then bounced off the ropes and RIGHT INTO A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Robin fell down and rolled out of the ring, and Sora held his jaw with a frown before grabbing Tidus' legs and tried for a Key-Shooter...
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...but Tidus STRUGGLED against it, Sora cursing while trying to get in the hold...before getting KICKED away by Tidus! The Champ rolled to his feet while Sora ran at Tidus, but Tidus ducked and Sora turned around INTO A THUNDEROUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Sora stumbled backwards RIGHT into a blind tag from Riku before falling out of the ring!
"And Riku decides to substitute for his obviously unconscious pal right now! SMART CALL!" Church said.
"WOULDN'T YOU FOR ME?!" Sarge questioned.
"...NO. NEVER." Church deadpanned.
Riku entered the ring and QUICKLY ducked a Roundhouse Kick from Tidus before grabbing a hold and then planting him with a Gutwrench Suplex! Tidus held his back as he got up, but then got a Back Suplex Backbreaker for his trouble! Riku stomped away at Tidus before picking him up and placing him between his legs...tried to lift him for the Way to Dawn...
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...but Tidus would not be lifted! Tidus continued to remain rooted to the ground despite Riku's tries...and he suddenly manage to slip out of it and push Riku away! Tidus then ducked a clothesline from Riku...
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...AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE HERO'S FALL!
"BLITZ KICK! HERO'S FALL! That's IT, for poor Riku! No way, he's getting up from that!" Church said.
"Dammit, this can't be happening! It CAN'T!" Sarge exclaimed.
Robin quickly hooks the leg while Tidus stands guard, staring down Sora who was going to get into the ring and held him off with a grin.
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"Aaaaannnnd it DID, Sarge." Church said.
("Hero" by Nickelback)
"Here are your winners...TIDUS AND ROBIN!"
*Skip*
Robin celebrated in the ring, climbing a turnbuckle and pumping up his hands, HAPPY that he was able to get ANOTHER win in UCA...but Tidus? He was just standing on the ropes and leaning over them, a big grin on his face as he watched Sora back up the ramp, helping Riku go up with him, and the Keyblade Wielder frowned at Tidus, and shouted "So you got a few ones over me, and you feel your some big shot?! Well Final Clash is where I shoot you down from the sky!" Tidus simply replied "Well, at least you don't have that smug smirk right now, and that's something I'll ALWAYS treasure, Sora...and in two weeks...I wipe it away from you PERMANENTLY." Tidus then raised his Cruiserweight Title into the air, all while Sora sneered at him.
"And Tidus and Robin come away with a BIG win, and Tidus CONTINUES to ruin's Sora previous good mood! And after the first two weeks from before, Tidus I think has a lot to be happy about!" Church said.
"Yeah, well, Tidus better enjoy this because SORA WILL take that title! It's only a matter of time, he's just trying to deny the inevitable! Enjoy your victory, Tidus, your time is running out at Final Clash!" Sarge said.
Interview Segment - Green w/Richard "Dick" Simmons
"Hey, how's it going everybody?" Simmons started. "I've currently foolproofed my contingency plan should a FWM-wide zombie apocalypse happen. Now I have TWO MONTHS worth of food stored in my attic, and the plan for afterwards is to be kept to myself, but it's sure to keep me alive! Remember, you HAVE to be prepared for the zombie apocalypse, IT COULD HAPPEN ANY TIME! Grif, you still going to Alaska?"
"You KNOW IT, MAN!" Grif replied off-screen.
"YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT! The major highways will be too choked up with people trying to escape the major populations!" Simmons replied.
"I got to take the chance man!" Grif stated.
"Good luck, Grif...I hope your plan succeeds despite the low odds." Simmons stated. "...Anyways, I'm here to interview my guest at this, the legend herself, Green!"
Green walked on screen in her usual FireRed/LeafGreen attire...however, this time around she didn't have her usual mischievious grin or smirk...no, she was serious this time around.
"Green, you've been a vocal critic of Kiva for the past number of weeks, saying that she "doesn't live up to the hype." And last week, while you were on commentary, Kiva threw Daisy into you, effectively declaring war on you. How do you respond to that?"
"...You know what's funny? That people have been calling me overly cocky, egotistical, or mocking when it comes to Kiva, as if I've ALWAYS been a bitch the likes of Peach and Daisy (which I would KILL myself if that ever happened)...because I'm not SUPER NICE or SUPPORTIVE of Kiva like they all are. I'm not the saintliest person in the world, but I'm certainly no BITCH... I'm just NOT SOLD on Kiva like THEY ALL ARE. And I'm SORRY that they have such a time with that, but I'm not as easily convinced as they are, especially when Kiva couldn't anticipate what I could do and she failed against me a few weeks ago. And Kiva? She just CAN'T LET IT GO. She went on and on about it, always harping about how I "cheated" her out of it, when she should have KNOWN ME better than that, and because she failed in that regard, she's not ready BY FAR! But she can't accept it...so I had to take it upon myself to get it through her thick skull the truth, and why she ISN'T all that! I just did it the way I've always been to EVERYBODY... I'm just doing it now to a person they LIKE, and they can't stand that."
"...But Kiva...she decided to take it a step further...and throw a PRINCESS BITCH into me as if to show she made some point." Green chuckled. "Hehehe...it's funny...she think she "got one over on me,"...well...she's in for a reality check, because she's playing a VERY dangerous game, because I know what she's trying to do...and if she wants me to get SERIOUS with her, it won't end well. I've faced the best, and BEATEN the best! And if she thinks that she can just get away with what she did to me. Then she's got another thing coming... She doesn't want that "second chance" with me... Trust me on that."
"Is that so?"
Green turned her head towards the left and narrowed her eyes...as Kiva Andru came on-screen with equally narrowed eyes.
"...Because I think I DO want that second chance with you. It's funny how you say I couldn't let go of what happen...funny... Because I was about ready to move on last week, as a way of finding new opportunities to prove YOU wrong...when you saw fit to come out, and RUN YOUR MOUTH and then run ME down. And you spent the ENTIRE match on commentary last week not even GIVING me a chance and burying everything I did! And you expect me to be OKAY with that?! No, you GOT what was coming to you last week, after how you put me down then and then stole the win from me the week before, and I don't regret it. Hell, if I had it my way, I would have planted you with an XLR just for added measure. And you know what I think? I think that all your talk about me "not living up to the hype"...and you trying to justify you stealing the win from under me because you're YOU...is just you trying to cover up the fact...that you CAN'T BEAT ME."
Green then walked up to Kiva and stared face-to-face her. "...You're treading DANGEROUS ground, Kiva... I don't like being accused of what's not true..."
"Same goes for me to you..." Kiva replied coolly. "And hell...if you got such a problem? ...Why don't we do it again? And see if you can actually beat me straight-up? ...Or can you NOT keep up anymore in this day and age?"
The two stared off for a bit, their eyes never leaving each other...until Green chuckled.
"...You got spunk, Kiva... Stupidity as well...but spunk? ...You want the match that bad? Well...it's your LUCKY DAY, Kiva. Because after last week...I feel like dropping you for the second time, so you get your "second chance."And guess what? It's gonna be a biggy...because you and me...AT FINAL CLASH. You get the big stage you've always wanted...and you get the realization on that big stage what I've always said...you AREN'T WORTH THE HYPE. Probably not even worth the dirt on my shoes..." Green smirked. "...What do you say, red-head? Want to get by me AGAIN?"
Kiva stared at Green before...smiling? "Thanks Green...I'll be HAPPY to accept. That's all I wanted... Final Clash will be a hell of a rematch...but one more thing..."
KIVA SHOVED GREEN HARD SENDING HER INTO A STACK OF CRATES CAUSING THEM TO COLLAPSE ON HER!
"...I don't have much time or patience for the running of the mouth. That was for when you cheated me tow weeks ago. Now I got a match up next...first I'll beat the Champ...then I'll beat YOU. See you in two weeks..."
Kiva then walked away towards the gorilla position, and Green pushed the crates off of her, and sat up, a PEEVED look on her face, and she muttered "BIG mistake, Kiva...big mistake..."
...all while Simmons stood in the background, shouting to someone "WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE ATE MY ZOMBIE RATIONS?! OH NO, I'M GONNA BECOME A ZOMBIE!"
Singles Match - UCA Women's Champion Lightning Farron vs Kiva Andru
Kiva nailed a few Forearms to the face of Lightning before whipping her to the corner...
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...but Lightning twisted herself mid-whip to face Kiva, and suddenly pulled the Future Girl towards her! Kiva went for a right as she was pulled towards her...
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...but Lightning ducked, grabbed Kiva from behind and PLANTED WITH A RELEASE DRAGON SUPLEX!
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Lightning nailed several Kawada Kicks to the skull before nailing a final eight one that caused Kiva to stumble back into the ropes, and Lightning charged at Kiva...
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...AND GOT A SUICIDE DIVE FROM KIVA WHO RAN THE ROPES!
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Kiva sized up Lightning who stumbled up to her feet, and when she turned around, Kiva swung her leg for the MEGAS KICK...
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...Lightning CAUGHT the Kick! She then kicked the other leg out from under Kiva, causing her to fall on her back! She then wrapped the back of her leg around the back of Kiva's, grabbed the other leg, tied the legs up...then turned Kiva over...
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Kiva pulled herself up in the corner, as Lightning ran full-speed and went for a Corner Dropkick to the skull...
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...Kiva MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! Lightning CRASHED into the corner as a result, and groaned in pain before stumbling up...
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"Lightning and Kiva are going at it like crazy! And Kiva is taking it to the Women's Champion, she is MOTIVATED tonight!" Church stated.
"Yeah, well, motivation doesn't make up lack of TALENT! She can't win a big match, she CAN'T! And I'll enjoy her tears when she LOSES!" Sarge exclaimed.
*Skip*
Lightning and Kiva traded forearms to the face repeatedly before Lightning Superkicked her gut, causing Kiva to double over. Lightning then bounced off the ropes, and went for a Valhalla Strike...but Kiva SIDESTEPPED IT! Lightnng stood up and DUCKED A MEGAS KICK!
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"OOOHHH! Damn, I think the ref's lights out just went out thanks to that Megas Kick!" Church stated.
"SEE?! WHY do we have her employed here again?! This is why my advice on who should be hired should be listened to!" Sarge said.
"Sarge, if we listened to your advice on that, this roster would suck and no one would care about UCA." Church quipped.
Kiva looked down incredulously before cursing to herself...BEFORE GETTING LIFTED UP IN LIGHTING STRIKES POSITION...
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...Kiva STRUGGLED as much as she can, trying to get out of it...before slipping out and rolling Lightning in a Sunset Flip! Lighting rolled out of it, and Kiva rolled backwards onto her feet...
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"MEGAS KICK! Lightning FINALLY got nailed with the Megas Kick! But there's no ref for the pinfall!" Church said.
Kiva panted as she fell to her knees, exhausted from the grueling match before getting up...
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"WHAT THE HELL?! GREEN?! GREEN'S GOT KIVA...!" Church exclaimed.
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"She sure did, and now she's just PLANTED Kiva with the Green Mischief! THANK YOU GREEN! THANK YOU!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Kiva may regret shoving Green now because it just got her ass planted, and cost her THIS MATCH!" Church stated.
Green stood up and looked down at Kiva before saying "You shove me...prepared to be SHOVED BACK. Welcome to the stage where the big girls play...let's see if you're ready for it." Green then exited the ring and walked back up the ramp, adjusting her hat before she made it to the backstage.
A few minutes or so passed, with Kiva and Lightning down and out...until Lightning began to stir, NO IDEA what just happened, and Kiva began stir shortly thereafter. Lightning stood up, holding her head with a scowl while Kiva stumbled up to her feet...
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"LIGHTNING STRIKES...and this one's academic thanks to Green... Kiva's gonna be PISSED..." Church said.
"Kiva..." Sarge began.
Lightning hooks the leg!
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge exclaimed.
("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)
"Here is your winner...LIGHTNING FARRON!"
*Skip*
Lightning climbed a turnbuckle, holding up the Women's Title with one hand and shouting "THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW...EVERYONE'S PAYING RENT...AND I'M EVICTING TIFA'S OVERRATED ASS SOON!"
"Lightning gains a BIG win tonight, dirty or clean, and she's got MAJOR momentum heading into Final Clash! I don't know who can stop-OH SHIT!" Church suddenly cried out.
Lightning dropped down from the turnbuckle with her title and turned around...
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"PREMIUM HEART! PREMIUM HEART TO THE MOUTH, AND LIGHTNING'S KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT!" Church exclaimed.
"HEY, YOU DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON A CHAMPION! THAT'S DISRESPECT, WHY DOES DEADPOOL LIKE YOU?!" Sarge questioned.
Lightning was laid out face-first on the mat unmoving, while Tifa just glanced emotionlessly towards her before walking to ringside and asking for a mic, and her request was obliged. She then picked up the Women's Title off the floor and spoke...
"I'll make this short and sweet... Last week...you disrespected and insulted ME...my CAREER...who I AM...my FAMILY and who I love (as improbably as it is)...you disrespected everything about me because you felt you were YOU. Well I'm NOT some statistic you can run over...and I'm not taking that from you! Not after everything I've been through... Tonight was just a preview, Lightning...because at Final Clash...it's just going to take ONE SHOT...to knock some respect into you and put you down for the count! You say I'm overrated, good for you...but you're in for a big surprise in two weeks. In Dallas...I'm gonna knock your ass out."
Tifa then dropped the mic and held up the Women's Title in proclamation of her goal, clenching her free hand into a fist as if to emphasize the one shot, all while
"Lightning got a WAKE-UP call if I've ever seen it, Tifa is NOT laying down for her OR anybody. And that Premium Heart is DEADLY...and it may be the end of Lightning's Title reign if it hits!" Church said.
"It WON'T hit! It CAN'T! WHY? Because Lightning's THAT DAMN GOOD! And at Final Clash, she proves why Tifa's truly too old to do this anymore! RR FOR LIFE! ...AND THE REDS FOORREEEVVEERRR!" Church said.
"Lighting...Tifa...two weeks from now for the Women's Title...it's gonna be a HELL of a match!" Church hyped.
UCA Rewind: Final Clash 2004
The Pokemon Battle of a Lifetime
"Final Clash 2004 was arguably the most successful Final Clash ever on a financial level, and maybe even on a quality level. It's a Final Clash that every could look back fondly on...the Women's Eliminaton Chamber...Zim vs Jecht...but the real head attraction...was the match everyone had been waiting for since 1996... And the one that pushed Final Clash 2004 to the stratosphere..."
All of Ash's friends from all of his adventures to that point came out, from Misty and Brock to Tracy and Ritchie to Max and May to so many more as they lined up on both sides of the stage in a straight line, they were all there for their ultimate pal...
...and the Pokemon: First Movie Theme began playing, and the line of friends parted slightly at the center...and ASH KETCHUM stepped into Madison Square Garden, wearing his original outfit from the start of his series, and stared out into the Garden for a bit...before staring into the ring...then spun his iconic hat around on his head before running down full-speed on the ramp and slid into the ring, standing up in it as he looked ready for what was to come.
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On both sides of the stage, red lights were shining all over...and that was when began rising from below them...and it was Red's iconic Pokemon Team: Pikachu, Charizard, and Blastoise on side, and Venasaur, Espion, and Snorlax...
...and the Trainer Red Theme played as each shot their signature attacks into the air in a brilliant light show over the stage, Thunder, Ice Beam, Hydro Pump, Razor Leaf, Psybeam, and Flamethrower...as RED came out under it all, in his Red/Blue attire, staring out at the ring...before tipping his hat over his eyes and made his way down the ramp as his Pokemon continued to fire their attacks into the air, and when he entered the ring, the attacks collided in a glorious explosion in the background.
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Red and Ash met each other in the middle of the ring, staring face-to-face as the crowd was absolutely ELECTRIC, LOVING this staredown as the two never moved away from each other for that moment.
"The main event is HERE! The DREAM MATCH everyone has wanted for nearly a decade! Red vs Ash! Final Clash! Madison Square Garden! The Pokemon Master versus The Very Best! The Pokemon Battle of a Lifetime...UNDER NO HOLDS BARRED!" Church proclaimed.
"For years, and years...ever since Red and Ash rose through the ranks...ever since Pokemon became this global phenomenon, both game and anime-wise...there had been that burning question...the question that plagued everyone's mind...who was BETTER? Who would win? RED...or ASH?" Force asked.
"Pokemon was THE thing back then, and Red and Ash were the biggest names from the franchise, so everyone wanted to see them go at it. It was natural, especially after the two became such HUGE stars in UCA and WWE...and when they began feuding with each other...and the match was made...EVERYONE jumped on it! The companies, the media, the press...that match was a Top 5 media-hyped match in Fiction Wrestling HISTORY." Green chuckled. "And it didn't even stop there."
"It slowly got personal between them as jabs and barbs were thrown, and the two began doing stuff each other! Their Pokemon, their matches, their friends...NOTHING was safe between them! Heh, even me and Green, and even Misty and Brock got involved. It got so personal, that they made their match No Holds Barred. It got to THAT point...and MAN...was it SOMETHING ELSE..." Gold stated.
Red had Ash on the English Announce Table, and had him hooked for an Indigo Crusher...he lifted him up...but Ash had SLIPPED out from it and over him, landing behind him! Red turned...but got LIFTED onto Ash's shoulder...who RAN ACROSS THE TABLE...
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Red was lying across two tables set up in the ring, and Ash was climbing up a corner. He had reached the top...and was about to dive off...
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...Red suddenly STOOD UP ON THE TABLES...JUMPED OFF THEM...AND LANDED ON THE CORNER AND NAILING AN ELBOW TO ASH'S FACE! Ash was dazed...and he quickly got turned around by Red...who hooked him up...
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Red had poured some thumbtacks into the ring, and had Ash ready to lift up for a Powerbomb...Ash wouldn't budge, so Red nailed a few more shots to the back, and lifted him...
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...Ash ROLLED THROUGH and got Red in a Sunset Flip! Red rolled out of it and Ash got up as well, the Master running at him AND GOT LIFTED UP...
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"Man, that match was BRUTAL! Hell, the match got SO CRAZY, the two began using each other's MOVES on each other!" Green stated.
Red pulled himself up to his feet via the ropes, bleeding like a stuffed pig, and then he saw Ash stumbled about, bleeding and bruised as well...and when Ash turned around...he got LIFTED UP...
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"HOLY SHIT! F-U! F-U! RED JUST GOT ASH WITH A BIG F-U! HIS OWN MOVE!" Church exclaimed.
"Ash Ketchum..." Sarge began.
Red hooks the leg!
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"You Just Got...NOT SARGE'D?! BUT HOW?! GODDAMMIT!" Sarge shouted.
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Red had Ash reeling in the corner, nailing him with several hard rights over and over...he grabbed hold of Ash's arm...and looked to whip him into the opposite corner...Ash however twisted himself mid-whip to stop himself and face Red! Red was then pulled into Ash, and Red went for a Clothesline! The Very Best ducked it...HOOKED RED UP FROM BEHIND...
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"POKE-FLOW! DAMN! THE POKE-FLOW TO RED! ASH RETURNED THE FAVOR!" Church said.
"Dammit, I hate to say it, but Red..." Sarge began.
Ash hooked both legs tightly!
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"You Just Got...THE KICK OUT?! DAMN, WHAT ARE THESE TWO MADE OF?!" Sarge questioned.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY WON'T GO DOWN! NEITHER OF THEM WILL! WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE?!" Church questioned.
"Those two beat the crap out of each other...they were really upping it another level for Final Clash, able to take moves they probably wouldn't have been able to take on any other night. But it had to come to an end eventually...and what an end it was." Gold noted.
Red charged at Ash with a chair in hand...
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"SON OF A...! DAMN, RED GOT STEEL FOR DINNER WITH HOW IT WAS KICKED INTO HIS FACE! HE'S OUT! ASH WITH THE COVER...!" Church called.
Ash wasted no time covering and hooking Red tightly!
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"WHAT THE...?! RED KICKED OUT AGAIN?! HOW?! HOW IN THE HELL ARE THEY DOING THIS?! THIS IS MADNESS!" Sarge shouted.
Ash sat on the ground...just FLOORED by this...wondering what he had to do...until something came to him...he KNEW what he had to do...
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"You...you CAN'T be serious..." Church said in stunned awe.
Ash had deigned to bring in a huge ladder into the ring, and set it inside the ring, and was now dragging Red up it by the collar and when he was near the top, he stopped, and nailed Red with a few more shots before digging in his pockets...and pulls out a LIGHTER...which he LIT...looked down at the two stacked tables he had set up...and DOUSED WITH GASOLINE...
...dropped the lighter...
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"Oh my God...he's SERIOUSLY going to do this...he's ACTUALLY GOING TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS!" Church said.
"THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO END THIS! HOW ELSE IS HE GONNA KEEP RED DOWN?! ASH WANTS TO WIN, THIS IS WHAT IT'S GOTTA TAKE!" Sarge stated.
Ash was about to jump off with Red for a MEGA F-U...
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...until Red SUDDENLY BEGAN FIGHTING BACK! He began kneeing and elbowing Ash in the head REPEATEDLY! He KNEW what would happen if he didn't! Ash tried to hold on to Red so he could jump off with him...but Red managed to nail a HARD elbow, which dazed Ash long enough for him to let go! Red got off and landed on a rung of the ladder below Ash...and GAVE HIM A HARD HEADBUTT!
Ash was DAZED, and Red knew this was his only chance! He turned him around...hooked him up...
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"OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD! RED JUST POKE-FLOWED ASH AND HIMSELF STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMES! DAMMIT, THEY MAY BOTH BE DEAD!" Church said.
"RED IS THE CRAZIEST BASTARD I'VE SEEN...AND I DON'T LIKE HIM, SO YOU KNOW THAT I MEAN IT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Both of them were writhing in pain, having been burnt by the move as they both went through the flames...but Red, having less damage to him, managed to crawl over to Ash and laid a hand over him...
"RED GOT A HAND ON ASH...! THE COVER...!" Church exclaimed.
"Ash Ketchum..." Sarge began.
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"YOU JUST GOT F*CKIN' SARGE'D!" Sarge exclamed.
"RED DID IT! RED DEFEATED ASH! THE POKEMON MASTER HAS DEFEATED THE VERY BEST! IT'S ALL OVER! WHAT A MATCH!" Church called.
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Red was exhausted...bloodied...hurt all over...and somewhat burnt...but he managed to bear all that as he stood up, and raised his hands in victory, RELISHING what he managed to do and the moment itself...
...all while Ash sat up, with the same conditions on him...FRUSTRATED with having lost a match that meant a lot to him. Despite the pain that was about him, he pushed himself up to his feet, and was about to limp out of there...
...but RED stopped Ash and turned him around! Ash and Red stared at each other, the former looking at Red with a look of "What?" as silence happened...
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...and Red extended a hand out to Ash!
"What the...?! What the hell is Red DOING?! EXTENDING A HAND TO THE GUY HE JUST BEAT UP?!" Sarge questioned.
"I think Red wants to bury the hatchet between them...that despite everything...he respects Ash and what they put on..." Church said.
"...BORING!" Sarge exclaimed.
Ash stared down at the hand...then looked back up at Red...
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...but then Ash turned back to Red and HUGGED HIM! Red was surprised, but quickly hugged Ash back, as the crowd CHEERED this on, the two Poke-Protagonists, bloody and battered but putting it all to rest.
"...Ash just forgoed the handshake and went to HUG the Master himself...now THAT is a moment, people, on UCA's biggest stage. Perhaps the best show of respect between them they can have..." Church said.
"...Dammit, I wanted more VIOLENCE..." Sarge groaned.
"The funny thing is I think it got so personal at first because of how competitive they are. Red and Ash are pretty determined, competitive guys who love competition, and when you put them together against each other, something's bound to happen. But at the end of it all, after they had their big match, after they got it all out of their system...they respected each other." Green noted. "They always will...and the hug at the end, really showed how deep the respect goes between them no matter what happens."
"Red won the match, but in the end, it didn't matter who won...because WE ALL WON." Force chuckled. "Red and Ash won for having one of the most media-hyped matches ever and one of their best matches ever, the fans won for witnessing history and an awesome match in and of itself, the media won for the match taking place at all, and UCA won because of the match drawing the biggest buyrate in UCA history. It truly was the Pokemon Battle of a Lifetime...and it truly was one for the ages."
The last shot was of Red and Ash raising each other's hands in the air, fireworks going off above them as they took in the moment, respect running deep between them as Final Clash drew to a close.
Interview Segment - UCA Cruiserweight Champion Tidus w/Michael J Caboose
Tidus was walking through the hallways, Cruiserweight Title over his shoulder and a big grin on his face as he was satisfied over what happened earlier...until Caboose popped up in front of him, surprising the Champ. He had a mic in his hand and said..
"...Hi!"
"...Hi..." Tidus said hesitantly.
"...Yeah, see, I just came around here, walking around, wondering why Wolfgang had to be such a meanie (Freckles didn't like that at all), noticing the pretty lights, and I picked up this mic, and now I'm here...yeah, I don't know I got here. But it's GREAT seeing you, Tidus!"
"...UH-HUH... I...see..." Tidus said slowly, blinking twice.
"...Want to say something onto this mic?...There are people watching!" Caboose said. "...After something big, people like you always got something...maybe you just like to talk, I don't know."
Tidus just stares at Caboose blankly. "...You know what, I'm gonna roll with this. I DO have something to say, so let's treat this as an interview, and you just asked me a damn good question! ...You know...Sora's been acting WAY too smug with me lately. He's pilfered my moves, distracted me and cost me a match against Ben, even proclaimed he was gonna be a Dual Cruiserweight Champ (that worked out well, didn't it?)...he was so "on top of the world" that he almost thought it was a foregone conclusion with me. Well...who's SMUG NOW? Because it's been a PLEASURE wiping that arrogance RIGHT off of Sora, and making sure HE was the guy Robin beat to end his losing streak with a good ol' Blitz Kick to the head." Tidus grinned. "Now he's more ticked than pissed, and I'm GLAD he is! That means he's taking me and our match more seriously...and it makes it even BETTER when I BEAT him! He may be a former World Champ...he may be one of the Cruiserweight that pioneered that division in WWE and was a major part of it here in UCA...but here's the thing..."
Tidus then held up his Cruisweight Title and pointed at it. "...This title...is the first step to SURPASSING my old man, to doing better than he did and sticking it to him in the biggest way after everything. To me, this title is the first step to ALL of that...and I'm sure as hell not ready to part with it because some Keyblade wielder wants to add it as a trophy to his resume! NO WAY! It means WAY more to me than it does to HIM! I was once referred to as one of the top high-fliers in the business today, and I think it's high time I reminded Sora why THAT was the case! Come Final Clash, it's gonna be one hell of a fast-paced, high-flying, high octane match where you won't BELIEVE what's happening...and at the end of it, Sora's gonna be standing there, READY to eat a Blitz Kick to the skull, and there's NOTHING he can do about it! In two weeks, I BEAT the Cruiserweight legend and show why I'm the Champ today!"
Tidus places the tile over his shoulder and continues. "And you know what...this goes to my opponents at Pride & Glory as well! 9-Volt...Trunks...Steve...you're all coming for my gold...and I bet you all think it's gonna be easy for one of you to take my title...but see here's the thing...you don't know who the hell Tidus is and is capable of and how he can kick your head into oblivion! This title will NOT go to any other company...no it's staying RIGHT here in the good ol' UCA...thanks to me. And if you three...or SORA...have a problem with me walking out this whole deal STILL champion...well...that's just too damn bad, ahahaha..."
Tidus grinned once more before walking off with his title on his shoulder...and Caboose watched him leave...before saying...
"Wait...what was he talking about again?"
Singles Match - Naruto Uzumaki vs Sly Cooper
Naruto was on his knees, and as he was getting up, Sly Cooper was sizing him up...before he leaped at the ropes...and NARUTO DUCKED THE NINJA SPIRE KICK! Sly landed on his feet, and Naruto pulled his leg out from under him and TRIED FOR THE KYUUBI LOCK...
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...Sly crawled at the mat before rolling forward and sending Naruto out of the hold himself! Naruto stumbled foward before turning around...and RIGHT into an ENZIGURI! Naruto stumbled about...
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...AND GOT A BACKDROP DRIVER FROM SLY!
"And Sly PLANTS Naruto HARD! These two want momentum! Naruto has to make up for last week, and Sly wants to get the ball rolling finally!" Church said.
"Who CARES?! Either way, we ALL LOSE! WHY NOT SCOURGE?! WHY NOT SLY?! DAMMIT, FORCE, DAMMIT! YOU'VE GIVEN US SEVERAL MINUTES OF AGONY!" Sarge exclaimed.
Sly covered Naruto!
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Sly got up on his knees...and just shrugged before picking up Naruto, and then whipping Naruto into the ropes and going for a Spinning Heel Kick...but Naruto DUCKED IT! Sly turned around...
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"ROLL-UP! Roll-up by Naruto out of the Honor Among Thieves!" Church said.
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"HOLY SHIT, HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM!" Church shouted.
("My Town" by Hollywood Undead)
"Here is your winner...NARUTO UZUMAKI!"
*Skip*
Naruto had his hand raised in the air by the ref before he climbed up a turnbuckle and yelled in triumph, while Sly sat near the ropes, looking shocked that he just had that win stolen under him like that. Naruto yelled out "FINAL CLASH...I FINALLY WIN MONEY IN THE BANK! AND THEN...THE WORLD TITLE I'VE NEVER WON! BELIEVE IT, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto then got off the turnbuckle and turned around...
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...RIGHT INTO A SPEAR FROM SCOURGE!
"SCOURGE?! THAT DAMN HEDGEHOG JUST SPEARED NARUTO TO HELL!" Church shouted.
"SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEEEAAAAAARRR!" Sarge shouted as if it were a GORE.
Naruto held his gut in pain as Scourge shouted "Believe THAT, Uzumaki!" before seeing Sly getting up, stunned at Scourge being here...
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"AND HE DID IT TO SLY AS WELL! THE SELF-PROCLAIMED JUST LAID OUT TWO OF HIS OPPONENTS AT FINAL CLASH!" Church exclaimed.
"SPEAAARRR! SPEAAARRR! SPEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!" Sarge shouted in even LOUDER and LONGER fashion this time around.
Scourge stood up, and looked at the damage he caused with Naruto and Sly, both of them writhing on the mat...and said "...No one but ME is winning that briefcase. Because I got a date with Dual World Champion status and 2x Money in the Bank Winner to get to. So...better learn to bow to me again REAL quick. All Hail the King, baby!" Scourge then adjusted his sunglasses over his eyes and then held up his hand in rock horns as he stood over the competition, the crowd booing him as he had that smirk on his face.
"And Scourge just LAID out Naruto and Sly, and we all KNOW WHY! This was a MESSAGE...a statement that he WILL be the guy holding the briefcase! And Scourge, arrogant as he can be, may be the most DANGEROUS in that match knowing him!" Church said.
"Of course he is! Power and brawn is nice, so is anger, but SMARTS BEAT ALL! That's why he's the KING, Ba-" Sarge said...
...before being interrupted by a LOUD mixed reaction as Scourge was confused...
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...and JOHNNY CAGE came out onto the stage, Internet Title on his shoulder and a big cocky smirk on his face. "Spearing people that don't matter? So cute...too bad you can't Spear the one going ALL THE WAY." Scourge just SNEERED back at Johnny Cage, shouting "Don't COUNT on that, JOKE!" And Johnny just replied with "Uuuuhhh...competent character in MKX, Internet Champion, and future Mr. Money in the Bank? ...I rest my case." Cage then held up his Internet Title with one hand, and pointed at the Final Clash, proclaiming the obvious while Scourge just chuckled, SO ready for what's to come to next.
"Johnny Cage making his OWN statement about Money in the Bank, EVERYONE in the match wants their own way of making a mark, but only ONE can be Mr. Money in the Bank!" Church said.
"And it'll be awesome if ONE of those two wins! NOT Naruto or Sly! ESPECIALLY NOT SLY! SCREW THE SAINTS! SCREW THEM! THEY CAN BURN IN HELL!" Sarge shouted.
Backstage Segment - Agent Tex Speaks on Her Upcoming Final Clash Match with Samus
Tex paced back and forth angrily, a mic in her hand as she glared at the camera for a bit before she spoke into the mic...
"...I'm not big on grand speeches...I just say what I want to say, then go do what I do. But Samus can possibly be an exception here...because I've been dealing with her crap for WEEKS since Royal Reckoning. Let's recap what she's done to me...cost me a chance at the Women's Title, tried to do so AGAIN just weeks after, put down my past accomplishments...and why? ...All because I'm a Female Rumble Winner, and she hates that people say I paved the way for her because "she's the greatest Female World Champion ever and nobody paved the way." ...THAT...is the COMPLETE reason why she did THAT...and only that...because her EGO got bruised."
Tex shook her head before continuing. "...You know...she's not the FIRST person to come after me because I won a Rumble and had her ego bruised because of it. She's actually the second... The FIRST? ...SAILOR MOON. Had me RUN OVER and cost me MY World Title shot because she didn't like me winning the Rumble and felt it was "insulting" to her career and thus, tried to make my life a living hell! ...What happened to HER? ...She got HER ASS KICKED BY ME, DEMOLISHED, BLOODIED, THROWN ALL OVER, AND BEATEN WHEN I WAS DONE WITH HER! And THAT'S the fate of you, Samus...because you've started something you CAN'T finish...but something that I SURE AS HELL CAN."
"...Samus...you call yourself the "greatest Female World Champion ever"...well funny way of covering up the fact that you aren't THE FIRST like everyone THOUGHT you were! I don't proclaim to pave the way for anybody, but I can at least say I was the FIRST! YOU?! You're THIRD IN LIFE after Azula in WWE and Angel in FTW...bet that STINGS, huh? Bet that REALLY hurts your ego after everyone saw you as the first Female World Champ, huh?! You can hide it all you want, but that fact as well as the "Female Rumble Winner" deal before all of that REALLY hurts your ego, makes you PISSED how incredibly LACKING it all was in the end...and you wat to hurt me and beat me so you can repair some of the pieces."
"...Well that's not gonna happen. I'm not someone you can just beat so you can boost your damn ego, and I'm sure as hell not a person you can mess with just because! Ask nearly EVERY person that I've stepped into the ring, they can tell you the aches they felt for WEEKS after facing me! You made the WRONG CHOICE messing with me, Samus...and at Final Clash, I PAY YOU BACK for everything! TEN-FOLD! And then you'll realize that you NEVER should have come to UCA in the first place just get to me... There are CONSEQUENCES to your actions, Samus Aran...and you're going to feel them in the worst possible."
"Some may call this a dream match...but in the end...it's just gonna be a NIGHTMARE for you."
Tex then dropped the mic and walked off, her point made, and her mind and body ready to tear Samus apart at Final Clash.
Main Event Singles Match - Blue Oak vs Sonic the Hedgehog
Blue was getting up on the outside and Sonic sized up with narrowed eyes before bouncing off the ropes towards Blue...DIVED through them...
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*Skip*
Blue had Sonic on the apron and tried to Powerbomb him off of it, but Sonic wouldn't budge...Blue tried again...but Sonic broke free...
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Sonic and Blue traded VICIOUS forearm shots to the face, constantly trying to beat each other senseless as if it their lives depended on it, until Blue KNEED him in the gut, and followed by another Jumping Knee Smash to Sonic's face! Sonic was dazed...and Blue ran the ropes...
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"Jesus, these two are HARD-HITTING! They're truly trying to beat the CRAP out of each other, as if the other was the guy they hated! Is that their paths have done to them?!" Church questioned.
"Hey, ENJOY the slugfest, dirtbag! It's AWESOME...and it'll be even BETTER when Blue pulls it off! After all, who wants a BLUE to win over HIM?!" Sarge questioned.
"...But Blue's NAME is Bl-" Church began.
"DON'T QUESTION ME!" Sarge replied.
*Skip*
Blue slowly pulled himself up to his feet, exhausted from the match before he walked over to the all-fours Sonic, and dragged him up to his feet. He KICKED him in the gut, before hooking the arms...
"Oh boy, it's Shell Shock DDT ti-"
"Blue...hey BLUE...up HERE."
Church was interrupted by a new voice speaking up...one that Blue recognized IMMEDIATELY...as he turned his head...
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"RED?! It's Red, HATLESS, and he looks pissed! And after last week, he certainly has his reason to be!" Church said.
"GET OFF THE TITANTRON, DIRTBAG! IMPORTANT MATCH BUSINESS IS HAPPENING!" Sarge shouted.
Blue narrowed his eyes as pushed Sonic down to the ground and glared at Red back, and shouted "What are you doing, Red?! Get out of here, I got a rodent to beat down!" Red just glared at him from the Titantron...before looking down...
"Recognize THIS?"
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...AT THE UNIVERSE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS HAND AS THE CAMERA ZOOMED OUT TO SHOW IT! BLUE'S EYES WIDENED IN SHOCK AT THIS!
"Hey, hey, hey, THAT'S THE UNIVERSE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! THE BELT BLUE CREATED AND LEGITIMIZED AS A WORLD TITLE IN 2005!" Church said.
"WHAT'S HE DOING WITH THAT?! I THOUGHT THAT WAS IN THE UCA ARCHIVES FOR PRESERVATION AND HISTORICAL PURPOSES!" Sarge exclaimed.
Red stared down at the title in his hand...with a dark look in his eye before speaking...
"...You should. This is the title that practically represents, hell even CEMENTED, the best year of your career, 2005. The Universe Heavyweight Championship. The title you created, the title you legitimized all by yourself as a World Title, the title that helped make 2005 the prime of your entire career..."
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"A prime that only hapened because YOU BROKE MY NECK at the start of the year! And if it weren't for that, your prime WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!"
The crowd went "OOOOOHHH!" as Blue got ANGRY and shouted "THAT'S A FUCKIN' LIE! A GODDAMN LIE!" but Red wasnt fazed.
"You took me out...because you knew you wouldn't get past me to get your prime! That's ALWAYS been the case, man! You can't beat me, so then you decide to do some STUPID CRAP to me to try and make up for it! You can't stand the fact that for our entire careers, despite ALL your big talk, despite your arrogance, despite your hard work, despite your focus and dedication...I WAS ALWAYS BETTER THAN YOU! I proved that TIME AND TIME again by constantly beating you, and I'm SORRY, I bruised your ego or didn't lie down for you, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! ACTIVELY TRY TO SUCK?! LIKE HELL THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!"
Blue gritted his teeth as he heard Red, wondering where the hell he was as he continued...
"...I have always been better than you whenever we faced off...and you HATE THAT. You DESPISE IT, you insecure ass! No matter what you did, you just couldn't get over it, so you had to go and MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL EVER YEAR! All so you could feel like you were some BIG HOT-SHOT...you have given me scars that will NEVER go away...what? ...Because you're not as good as you THINK you are? Because in reality, I'm the REAL star that you're always ONE STEP BEHIND? "Best in the Universe"?"
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"YOU'RE NOT EVEN BETTER THAN YOUR TWIN BROTHER, GARY!"
The crowd GASPED in shock at those words...and Blue...NOTHING could describe the FURY he felt at those words, the MURDEROUS INTENT radiating off of him as Red continued MORE...
"You're not better than him, HELL, you're at the BACK OF THE LINE with the Pallet Four! It took you the LONGEST to become a MEGA-STAR, and you had to do it by being rid of me, and needing one good year to yourself that's GLORIFIED by everyone! Everything else before and after were just regular mid-card years ANYONE could have done! You're a glorified mid-card star in general! That's ALL YOU ARE, Blue Oak! And I MEAN EVERY WORD OF IT! And you DESERVE what I'm saying to you, after EVERYTHING you've ever said about and done to me! SCREW YOU AND YOUR REASONS AND INSECURE ASS! AND HELL...SCREW ANYBODY THAT ACTUALLY SUPPORTS YOU! Because if THEY believe that any of this is actually RIGHT, then they're full of as much crap as YOU ARE! SCREW THEM, SCREW YOU, YOU'RE A MISERABLE BASTARD THAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT I'M BETTER AND THAT YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! YOU'VE TAKEN SO MUCH FROM ME AND SPIRALED THIS DOWN TO A POINT IT CAN NEVER RETURN FROM!"
Red then stared down at the Universe Title in his hand...with a strange look...
"And last week...you took something from me AGAIN. My HAT...that hat meant a LOT to me, I had worn it through SO MUCH...it DEFINED me. And you went and BURNED just to "make a point"...
...so now...I return the favor. Eye for an eye... This Universe Heavyweight Title...you hold it so dear to you. After all...you created it...you gave it life and meaning...and it represents the greatest year of your career...however...in all truth..."
Red...then droppped the title on the ground...and reached off-screen...
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"...It just deserves to be SMASHED INTO PIECES."
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"WHAT THE F*CK?! RED JUST SMASHED A SLEDGEHAMMER INTO-HE DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! SON OF A, HE'S SMASHING THE UNIVERSE TITLE INTO PIECES!" Church shouted...
...as INDEED, Red was SLAMMING the hammer OVER AND OVER again into the center plate, the side plates, even the LEATHER! Denting, smashing off, and TEARING the leather, he was DESTROYING IT!
"DAMMIT, RED! STOP IT, YOU PSYCHOPATH! THAT'S JUST NOT A BELT, THAT'S UCA HISTORY WE WERE KEEPING IN STORAGE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS! YOU'RE DESTROYING HISTORY! STOP IT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Blue...? ...Blue was IN SHOCK and HORROR at what Red was doing, and began shouting "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, YOU BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM THAT, I'LL KILL YOU!" Blue looked to exit the ring to go to the back to try and find Red...
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"SHIT, SONIC?! DAMN, WE FORGOT ABOUT SONIC! THE MATCH IS STILL GOING ON, AND SONIC JUST PLANTED BLUE!" Church said.
"NO, THIS CAN'T BE! THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! NO ONE CAN SAY THIS IS RIGHT! NO ONE!" Sarge exclaimed.
Sonic quickly hooks the leg!
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"DAMMIT! DAMN YOU RED!" Sarge exclaimed.
("This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage)
"Here is your winner...SONIC THE HEEEDDDGEEEHOOOOOGGG!"
*Skip*
Sonic had left the ring after celebrating the victory for a short bit and to the back...all while Red had been demolishing the Universe Heavyweight Championship, and when he was done, he shouldered the hammer, and lifted up the title...
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...and you could BARELY recognize the title anymore. The main plate was dented all over the place in so many ways, that it was possible to say it was the main plate at all. All the side plates had been smashed off except one, and the last one was just about to fall off, and it was bent in damn half after all the shots it took. And the leather was torn in so many places, it was holding on by a thread with the way Red was holding it, just about ready to give out, all while Red stoically looked at it.
"...This belt...just like you...belongs in only one place..."
Red then walked a bit...before dumping the remains into a TRASH CAN!
"...IN THE TRASH."
Red turned back to the camera, and said simply this. "..Now...we're EVEN, Blue... No...no we're not...actually, we're FAR from even. Because the ONLY WAY I can make things even between us...is BEATING YOU in the final match between us. When we go to hell, Blue, I'm ENDING THIS finally for me. Maybe then...I can FINALLY have peace in my life. You don't DESERVE to beat me...not after everything. The only thing you deserve...is being BROKEN by me...what goes around...comes around. See you in HELL, Blue..."
Red gave a final glare before the Titantron turned off from Red and back to showing of simply shots of the ring and arena...
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...before he slowly looked up towards the Final Clash sign...stared at it for a good long while...then turning away...and said...
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"...Prepare to meet the Devil himself in hell, Red..."
"...This whole thing...has just gotten WAAAAYYYY out of control, this whole rivalry, this feud...it's fallen off the tracks and now sinking to the abyss! Red...Blue... Jesus Christ... These two are gonna MURDER each other at Final Clash!" Church said.
"...Red shouldn't have done that...he SHOULDN'T have done that... Should've stuck to being a good guy...because now...he's about to meet the worst person he could ever face...he's about to get Sarge'd STRAIGHT TO DEATH." Sarge stated.
"Sarge...what the hell's gonna happen inside Hell in a Cell? When Blue and Red meet for the final time to end it all at this point? What the hell are we gonna SEE?" Church said.
"...I can't even tell you, dirtbag...even if I can't tell you...all I can say...is it's gonna be one hell of a ride."
Church shook his head. "...Well...that's all the time we have for Monday Night Flame...what an episode...what an ending...we'll see you for the final show before Final Clash next week everybody. And you can only imagine what happens THERE... I'm Leonard L. Church..."
"I'm Sarge, Leader of the Reds..." Sarge stated.
"...We'll see you next week for the go-home show. Signing off." Church said.
The show ended with the trademark appearing on the lower right-hand corner, and Blue still sitting in the ring the same way he had been sitting in it for awhile, just staring out with the dark, almost murderous expression on his face, so many thoughts running through his head...the one above being this...
"Destroy Red in Hell."
Monday Night Flame Results
Starforce Megmaan def. Shadow the Hedgehog
Jerry Mouse def. Alphonse Elric and Miles "Tails" Prower
Gold def. Takuya
Ben Tennyson def. Bowser
Tidus and Robin def. The Keyblade Wielders (Sora and Riku)
Lightning Farron def. Kiva Andru
Naruto Uzumaki def. Sly Cooper
Sonic the Hedgehog def. Blue Oak
Final Clash Match Card
Hell in a Cell Match: Red vs Blue Oak
World Heavyweight Championship Match: Super Mario (c) vs Matt Ishida
Women's Championship Match: Lightning Farron (c) vs Tifa Lockhart
World Tag Team Championship Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match: Sonic Heroes (Tails and Knuckles) (c) vs The Elrics (Edward and Alphonse) vs. Team 2D (Tom and Jerry)
Intercontinental Championship Fatal 4-Way Match: Jason Krueger (c) vs Shadow the Hedgehog vs Hope the Hedgehog vs Chaos the Hedgehog
Hardcore Championship Sadistic Madness Match: Ben Tennyson (c) vs Senji Kiyomasa
Cruiserweight Championship Match: Tidus (c) vs Sora
Starforce Megaman vs Fox McCloud
Samus Aran vs Agent Tex
Green vs Kiva Andru
Wolfgang vs Gordon Freeman
Money in the Bank Ladder Match: Crash Bandicoot vs Toad vs Johnny Cage vs Scourge the Hedgehog vs Sonic the Hedgehog vs Bowser vs Gold vs Naruto Uzumaki vs Takuya Kanbara vs Sly Cooper
A/N: And DONE! Sorry this had to be a recap guys, but I CANNOT wait much longer for Final Clash, and neither can you, I'm sure! So I did what the community is doing and switched to recaps for this week! I tried to make it as entertaining as I possibly could, and wrote out all the segments I could, and made sure to write out moments of matches that I felt were good to writing! This is my first-ever recap, so I hope you all enjoyed it! Next show may ALSO be a recap, so be on the lookout for that! At least I got this out faster than usual!
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