The crowd was waiting in anticipation...knowing that the next match of Final Clash was about to begin, and they knew what it was...they awaited whoever was going to come out first...
...several seconds passed...people were getting impatient...when suddenly...
You always had some trouble with authority
And that's the way that growing up's going supposed to be
But you can make it through, you gotta believe
You are your own secret weapon
It's all up to you, to come out swingin'
It's all up to you!
("Secret Weapon" by MxPx)
The crowd gave a THUNDEROUS mixed reaction as the music played, and green lights began to light up and flicker around all over the stadium...and suddenly a HUGE, brown tortoise shell slid from the back onto the stage, spinning a bit in place on it, and it looked as if someone was on it...until it slowed down a bit...
...and it came to a halt to show GREEN sitting on the edge of it, legs crossed an umbrella held over her, wearing her classic black dress and white gloves, and a white jacket over the dress. She had her signature grin on her face, as Blasty, her Blastoise, popped his head and limbs out of its shell, lifting Green on his head, and then proceeded to do Hydro Pump, firing bursts of waters from its cannons into the air where they exploded, raining all over the stage. Green's umbrella protected her from the rain as she spun it over, and Blasty lowered his head and Green plopped herself off Blasty and onto the stage, patting Blasty on the head before closing her umbrella and shouldering it, walking down the stage with a strut in her step.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall, fellas! Introducing first, from Pallet Town, Kanto, weighing in at 120 lbs., Green!" Cait Sith announced.
"...I got to figure out how the hell she didn't get dizzy from THAT. But this next contest...oh boy, is this one going to be INTERESTING. This all started a few weeks ago, where Green gave Kiva a match against her on Flame...and it ended with Green pulling a fast one on Kiva, and stealing the victory from her! And THAT...didn't sit well with Kiva...and Green just said she "wasn't worth the hype"...whiiicchhh has spiraled into what we see before us. And Green has made no wasted no motion in antagonizing Kiva over this every second she has, she firmly believes in her opinion over Kiva, and won't budge on it." Church recalled.
"And Green's RIGHT! Kiva's NOT worth the hype! What she's DONE?! NOTHING! And she should accept it, dirty Blues like her ALWAYS SUCK! They SUCK for ETERNITY! Too bad she DOESN'T get it! She went and screwed over Green at Pride & Glory in the Best of the Best Match, screwing over UCA in the process! So by the power invested in the Reds, I give Green all the power she needs to DESTROY KIVA! DESTROY KIVA AND DESTROY HER HYPE FOR HER DEFIANCE!" Sarge cheered.
"...You're insane." Church deadpanned. "Anyways, Green is NO STRANGER to Final Clash! Final Clash 2000 started her legendary reign as Women's Champion, 2001 saw her and Tifa put on a classic against each other for the Women's Title, 2003 where her and Lara went to war in a Hardcore Match, 2006, defeated Sally Acorn and ended her year-long reign...Green has a HUGE history here, she KNOWS this stage almost better than any female on the current roster...and that gives her an edge that she WILL exploit."
Take back the stolen years, the truth will set you free
Don't lady down and lie, shut down the fallacies
Throw all of your fears into the sea
You are your own secret weapon
It's all up to you, to come out swingin'
It's all up to you!
Green reaches the end of the ramp, her umbrella held upright on the ground in front of her as she still held her smirk, looking around before placing her umbrella against the steel steps and then entering the ring. She walked around the ring, smelling the air and saying "Yeah...definitely Final Clash..." before splaying her arms out, taking it all in, then took off her jacket. Placing it outside the ring, she proceeded to lean against a corner, arms on the ropes as she awaited her opponent, her music dying as she did so...a few seconds passed...then...
I don't know how I got here but I refuse to stay.
I betrayed myself when I let others have their way
But I am holding on, my finger on the pulse.
The sound of my heart pounding tells me there's still hope.
But people don't like when you put up a fight.
And slowly, ever so slowly, I am loosing mine.
I'll fight (fight), fight (fight), fight or be taken out alive.
Fight (fight), nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
("Fight" by Icon for Hire)
The crowd cheered LOUDLY at the sound of the music...and the cheers got louder as KIVA ANDRU walked out onto the stage, wearing her famous white and blue futuristic suit. No flashy entrances for the Future Girl, she was not here to make an entrance, she was here to make an IMPACT...and shove it in Green's face. She looked around the 100,000 strong at the AT&T stadium, the biggest stage of her career...and she took a deep breath...and narrowed her eyes at Green in the ring. She then shook her arms and began to make her way down the long rampway to the ring, perhaps the longest walk of her career so far.
"And introducing her opponent, from New Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 149 lbs., Kiva Andru!" Cait Sith announced.
"Kiva is HERE at Final Clash, and to her, there is nothing more important than this match to her!" Church said. "Hell, the last few weeks have been TURBULENT...with Green cheating her out of a win, and putting her down verbally every chance she gets, even costing her matches now, and Kiva's been striking RIGHT BACK! Remember when we said she screwed Green at P&G? That was because SHE was originally supposed to be in the match, but Green took her spot after beating her, and she wasn't going to take that lying down! And then Kiva FINALLY got what she wanted...a REMATCH with Green to prove she's worth more than she says is...on the biggest stage of UCA!"
"She's a SORE LOSER is what she is! She lost, so what, GET OVER IT! Accept the fact that you're a dirty Blue, and move on, but nope she does what all dirty Blues do and that's BE JEALOUS and screw over Green again and again! Doesn't she know that a legend like Green knows best and that she's right about HER?! Rookies like her don't know when the legend is right, and Green's RIGHT! For once, the Reds agree with her, and Kiva's got no chance in this match!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Well this is Kiva's FIRST-EVER Final Clash, hell, her first big stage in general, she's never been on a stage of this caliber before...so the advantage goes to Green, but the Future Girl is MOTIVATED that's for sure, and sometimes, motivation is ALL you need...I think." Church said.
Standing on the edge, am I better off dead?
How could I forget that I'm better than this?
I've come too far to fade tonight.
Fight, or be taken out alive.
My thoughts are racing faster than my body can react.
The danger doesn't register, the fear feels like an act.
Don't pull the plug, I swear this isn't how I want to go.
The sound of my heart pounding tells me there's still hope.
Kiva makes her way to the ring, and gets up on the apron, and is about to get in, when she looks up...and her eyes widened as she sees MEGAS through the retractable roof of the stadium, standing over it and looking down at the ring before it gives off rock horns and she hears a cry of "KICK BUTT, KIVA! YOU ROCK!" from a familiar chubby Jersey native. Kiva just shook her head and smirked before entering and climbed a corner, looking out at the crowd before taking a deep breath and standing off with Green, who leaned against the corner with a smirk. And refereeing this contest was the new UCA referee, Matt Newman (brown hair, tall, good guy, bit too laid-back sometimes), standing before the two, and he checked on the two, asking if they were ready...and when he did...he RANG THE BELL.
"And HERE we go...second match for Final Clash! Green vs Kiva, the legend vs the rookie, time for it to go down!" Church exclaimed.
Green and Kiva slowly met each other in the middle of the ring, staring each other down as they circled each other, before finally getting in a lock-up. Green pulled Kiva into a Headlock and wrenched on the head, but Kiva slipped out of it and pulled Green into a Hammerlock. Green quickly threw Kiva over her, and the Future Girl rolled onto her feet, and walked right into a Side Headlock Takedown. Kiva held her head as it was wrenched, and slowly stood up before going for a Back Suplex, but Green backflipped out of it. Kiva turned around into a kick into the gut, followed by an Irish Whip, but Kiva reversed with an Irish Whip of her own...and when Green reached the ropes, she dropped and slid out of the ring. Kiva was surprised, but then INCENSED...when Green motioned with a yawn outside the ring, saying "Boorriiinnggg..." Kiva was pissed at that shrugging off of her, and shouted for her to get back in, and Green just shrugged and replied "Do better, this is Final Clash! Maybe THEN I'll get back in..."
"Oooohhh, she's doing it on purpose, isn't she? She's just trying to mess with Green and get inside her head at this point!" Church exclaimed.
"Hey, it's not her fault Kiva's so boring! Seriously, we need a scanner to scan how BORING she is! Hey, fellow Reds, GET US A SCANNER! QUICK!" Sarge exclaimed.
Eventually, Green decided to slide back into the ring with that grin on her face and the two met each other, and Kiva got Green in a waist-lock, and pushed Green towards the ropes. The trainer held onto them, and Kiva rolled backwards off her and onto her feet, but then got a Front Dropkick to the face from Green. The trainer quickly picked up Kiva and said "Come on, thought you were gonna show me something!" before whipping her into a corner, and then sprinted after her. Kiva however got a foot up to catch the jaw, staggering Green back a bit, and then dashed at her herself. Green caught Kiva and lifted her for a Michinoku Driver, but the Future Girl landed behind Green and backed up into the ropes. The trainer turned around and ran at her, but Kiva Back Dropped her over the ropes, which Green landed on the apron...and then proceeded to drop off the apron and walk around the ring. Kiva turned around, and saw Green walking around with a disinterested look, shrugging off Kiva, and that just got to Andru even more, as she shouted "GET BACK IN HERE NOW AND FIGHT ME!" and Green just shrugged again at this, incensing Kiva even MORE...
"Okay, at this point, Green's just doing this to piss Kiva off and getting a kick out of it, no other reason needed for THIS trainer!" Church said.
"SCANNER! Give me a SCANNER! Kiva's BORING Green to DEATH, we must figure out her boredom level so we CAN SAVE GREEN!" Sarge exclaimed.
Some of the fans, despite respecting Green as a legend, was starting to get fed up with this attitude and booed, and Green replied "Hey, not my fault this hasn't lived up to my expectations. Told you all she was wasn't wor-"
KIVA SUDDENLY NAILS A SUICIDE DIVE ON GREEN, HAVING HAD ENOUGH!
"OH, AND KIVA HAD ENOUGH OF GREEN'S BULLSHIT! SO SHE'S GOING TO TAKE THE FIGHT RIGHT TO HER INSTEAD OF WAITING!" Church shouted.
"HEY, NO ATTACKING, WE STILL HAVEN'T SCANNED YOU YET, DAMMIT!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd cheers as Kiva had Green down and was now nailing rights to the downed Trainer repeatedly before picking her up and slamming her backfirst into the barricade, before throwing her facefirst into the apron. The trainer was dazed and Kiva grabbed her and IRISH WHIPPED HER HARD INTO THE STEEL POST! Green fell down like a sack of hammers as a result, and then Kiva picked her up and threw her into the ring, before jumping onto the apron and climbed the corner. She had reached the top as Green got up, and got a Diving Crossbody from the Future Girl! First cover of the match! 1...2...Green kicks out! Green gets up, but gets a knee to the face from Kiva! Green is dazed, and she gets a follow-up kick to the skull to bring her down. Kiva picks up Green and whips her into the corner, and nails a hard Running Corner Dropkick on her, followed up by pulling her into an Exploder Suplex! Kiva hooks the leg! 1...2...Green kicks out!
"And Kiva's on FULL OFFENSIVE right here on Green, kicking some MAJOR ASS. Green can't even mount a counter on her!" Church said.
"Just you wait, the Reds are smiling upon her this one time, and therefore, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!" Sarge shouted.
Green is trying to get up, dazed by the flurry from Kiva, but gets yanked up and nailed with a few more Forearms to the face, before Kiva hooks her up and goes for a Suplex...but Green remains rooted to the ground! Kiva tries again, but Green's not budging, and Kiva tries AGAIN...and this time, she DOES lift her up...but Green slips out and lands behind Kiva, who turns around catches a kick from Green WHO FOLLOWS UP WITH AN ENZIGURI TO THE SKULL! Kiva is out on her feet, and gets Double Knees to the back, sending her through the ropes and onto the apron! Kiva got up on the apron, and caught a fist from Green, and nailed with her forearm. She then tried to get back into the ring-ANOTHER ENZIGURI TO THE SKULL! Kiva is dazed on the apron...
...
...GREEN SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES AND HURRICANRANAS KIVA OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR BELOW!
"OH, and there's that SIGNATURE Slingshot Hurricanrana of Green's, and did you see the way Kiva landed on the floor?! That was SICK! It never fails to be!" Church said.
"Only GREEN does a move like that, and boy, does she pull it of with GRACE! Hehehe, now THAT'S what I called being a good ol' fashioned Red..." Sarge stated.
Kiva held her back in pure agony on the outside, and Green kneeled near her with a smirk on her face, mouthing "That's how it's done" before picking up Green and throwing her into the ring. Green got on the apron, and sized up Kiva as she stumbled up to her feet...and Springboard Clothesline connects! Green stands up as Kiva stumbles upward and RIGHT INTO A JUMPING DDT! Kiva's laid out as Green hooks the leg!
"Jumping DDT, RIGHT to the head of Kiva! And Green's got Kiva covered!" Church exclaimed.
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Kiva kicks out!
"Oh fudgesicles, she kicked out...but hey, it's time for Green to show Kiva how low she is!" Sarge stated.
"Yeah, the idiot to my right is right, Green's got full control now, and that's bad news for Kiva no doubt." Church said.
Green stood up and grinned, feeling control of the match her away, before she urged Kiva to a sitting position, then bounced off the ropes and nailed a Low Running Dropkick right to her face! Green then ran the ropes again, and nailed a Springboard Leg Drop! Green hooks the leg! 1...2...Kiva kicks out! Green follows up with a Headlock, wrenching on the head with that smarmy grin all over her. Kiva held the arms, gritting her teeth in pain, but the crowd began to clap for Kiva, trying to will her on. Kiva felt the energy come, and slowly but surely, stood with Green still having the Headlock in...
"Kiva...trying to get out of this...knows this is her chance to turn things around..." Church said.
...and then managed to throw Green over her body! Green rolled to her feet as Kiva held her neck and walked over to Green...
...
...AND GOT PLANTED WITH A HURRICANRANA DRIVER OUT OF NOWHERE!
"HAH! THERE'S a Hurricanrana for ya! Skills from the legend herself!" Church said.
"You're telling me, Kiva just got SPIKED right on her head, she may be out of it! Easy pickings for Green!" Church said.
Kiva fell down to the mat after getting planted on her head, and Green wasted no time with a Rana Pin!
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Kiva manages to kick out!
"Wait, NOPE! Kiva kicks out JUST before the three count! But she's in REAL big trouble right now!" Church said. "Because right now, it's ALL Green!"
Green wasn't too worried as she nonchalantly picked up Kiva, and dragged her towards a corner, placing her there and begin nailing forearm after forearm to the face of Kiva. After eight forearm, she ran to the other corner, then back towards Kiva and nailing a Jumping Corner Knee Smash to the face, then pulled her out of there to hit a Back Suplex on her! Another cover! 1...2...Another kick out! Green just shrugged though, and stood up, looking down at Kiva and said "Well...looks like I was right about you all along. Sucks to be you. Here I thought this'd be better." Green then went over to the corner and began to climb it.
"And Green climbing the to the top...very...confident, so to speak, about her chances right now." Church said.
"Call it what it is, dirtbag! Green knowing Kiva's no match, and about to put her down for GOOD!" Sarge exclaimed.
Green made it to the top of the corner, sized up Kiva, shook her head...
...dived off...
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...RIGHT INTO LIFTED-UP FEET TO HER JAW! Kiva lifted up her feet in time for Green to drop jaw-first into them! Green stumbled over Kiva, holding her jaw as Kiva rolled away to near the corner. Green composed herself and saw Kiva getting up there, and ran at her...
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...and got DROP TOE-HOLD RIGHT into the middle turnbuckle! Green holds her face as she stumbles up backwards...AND SUDDENLY GETS NAILED WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
"RELEASE GERMAN! Kiva caught Green out of nowhere, and now she got dropped on her head!" Church exclaimed.
"WHAT?! NO! Kiva, you can't do that, you absolutely, positively, SUCK!" Sarge exclaimed.
Green hit the mat HARD and rolls backwards onto her knees, and looks out of it...
...
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...AND THAT'S GROUNDS FOR GETTING HIT WITH A SHINING WIZARD FROM KIVA!
"PICTURE PERFECT SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE! KIVA GOT ALL OF IT!" Church exclaimed.
"I REPEAT, YOU CAN'T! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" Sarge shouted.
"The COVER!" Church called.
Kiva hooks the inside leg!
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2...
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Green kicks out before three!
"And the KICKOUT! Green BARELY getting out of THAT one! Yeah, she's got to take Kiva more seriously from now on!" Church stated. "Because that nearly COST HER!"
Kiva quickly drags Green up to her feet, and nails a few rights to the skull of the trainer before bouncing off the ropes, and right INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY...but Kiva managed to slip out from behind in time! Green turned around and SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE FACE! Green backed up and bounced off the ropes...
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...and RIGHT INTO a grab and SNAP DDT! Kiva stood up as the crowd cheered, chanting Kiva's name as she felt the energy came to her.
"Oh come on, how is she doing this?! She's not worth the hype! It's TRUTH! Green said so...and seeing as how the Reds support her for now, that's FACT!" Sarge said.
"REALLY? Because these fans beg to differe, and so does the momentum! Kiva's back in the game, and Kiva looking for something BIG now!" Church said.
Kiva turned to the downed Green...and then stalked the legend who slowly began to stir. Green slowly pushed herself up...got to her feet...
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...turned to Kiva...
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...AND THE MEGAS KICK-DOES NOT CONNECT! Green ducked it and quickly nailed a BACKSTABBER ON KIVA FROM BEHIND!
"Megas Kick...DUCKED! BACKSTABBER FROM GREEN! Kiva's back WRITHING in agony! And Green's got her chance!" Church exclaimed.
"Kiva..." Sarge began.
Green wastes no time with a cover!
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Kiva kicks out at 2.7!
"You Just Got...Oh DANG IT! Kiva, stop FIGHTING! Seriously, can you just QUIT? Green, FINISH HER PLEASE..." Sarge stated.
Green groaned before saying "Come on...just stay down" before picking up Green and dragging her to a corner. She then lifted up Kiva and placed her on the top turnbuckle. She then went to climb up...
...but Kiva suddenly nailed a headbutt. Green was stunned...but Kiva nailed another headbutt, and then another, followed by A FEW MORE...and then KICKED Green off the corner. Kiva shook her head and tried to stand tall...
...
...
...BUT GOT A GAMENGIRI TO THE SKULL FROM GREEN!
"SHIT! Did you hear that?! What a hell of a kick, and Kiva got caught RIGHT on top of the turnbuckle with it!" Church winced. "And now she's falling OFF the corner, that's NOT good!"
Kiva FELL OFF the corner and down to the apron HARD...but managed to hold onto the ropes to keep herself from hitting the outside. She then pulled herself up on the apron...all while Green smirked and grasped the ropes...
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...slingshotted over them...
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...AND KIVA HELD ONTO THE ROPES, DENYING THE SLINGSHOT HURRICANRANA! GREEN FALLS DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A SPLAT!
"AAHH, WHAT THE FUDGE POPS?! DAMMIT, HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT, ANDRU?! I DEMAND AN EXPLANTION OR I WILL GET THE SCANNER!" Sarge shouted.
"Kiva HELD ON! She held onto the ropes, and Green just went SPLAT on the outside! And that has GOT TO HURT LIKE HELL! Green on the receiving end for once!" Church exclaimed.
The crowd went "Oooohhh" at the nasty landing of Green, and Kiva backed up to a corner on the apron, panting a bit in exhaustion. But then she focused herself...and saw Green getting up...readied herself...
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...before running full steam...
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...AND NAILING A DIVING KNEE SMASH OFF THE APRON TO THE SIDE OF GREEN'S SKULL!
"And Kiva follows it up WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL! Kiva diving head-on and SCRAMBLING Green's brain with that knee, Green looks OUT COLD!" Church exclaimed.
"Dammit, what the hell is that steel made of?! Adamantium?! If it is, I am KILLING some cheating bastards!" Sarge shouted.
Kiva stood up and had an intense look on her face, the crowd going CRAZY at that move before picking up Green and threw her into the ring! Kiva slid in and made the cover!
"Kiva threw her back in, and the COVER...!" Church said.
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Green kicks out!
"Oh thank God, Green kicked out! Dammit, how the hell did Kiva get a near-fall like that?! This is getting RIDICULOUS! Ridiculous like ALL BLUES!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Well, Kiva may be sharing in your frustrations in a DIFFERENT manner, Sarge...she wants to win this match SO BAD...this match means EVERYTHING to her." Church stated.
Kiva shook her head before picking up Green and then Irish Whipping her into the corner. She then charged towards Green...but Green quickly slipped herself through the ropes and onto the apron, causing Kiva to crash into the turnbuckle! Kiva fell backwards and held her chest, and Green began to make her way up the corner...
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...steadied herself on top...
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...but KIVA SUDDENLY CLIMBED UP THERE, NAILING A KNEE TO THE JAW TO STUN HER!
"KIVA CAUGHT GREEN! Just like Green caught Kiva before, that knee of Kiva's once again finds its mark!" Church said.
"Oh dammit, kick her off, Green! KICK HER OFF LIKE A BAD HABIT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Green was dazed, and Kiva took the chance to position herself and Green on the top turnbuckle just right...then hooked her arm around Green's head and threw the arm over hers...
...
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...ALLOWING HER TO NAIL A SUPERPLEX ON HER! GREEN HITS THE MAT...
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...WHILE KIVA HUNG UPSIDE DOWN ACROSS THE CORNER, LEGS HOOKED TO THE ROPE TO STAY THERE!
"Superplex to Green...and KIVA HELD ON! Kiva held onto the top by her legs! SPIDER SUPERPLEX, THAT'S JUST INCREDIBLE FROM KIVA!" Church stated.
"NO, IT ISN'T, ANYONE COULD DO IT! I COULD DO IT!" Sarge shouted.
"THAT'S BULLSHIT, SARGE! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY...AND BREAK YOUR DAMN LEGS DOING SO!" Church exclaimed.
Kiva wasted no time in pulling herself back up to a sitting position on the corner, and began to stand herself on top of there. Once there, she waited there on top of it as Green groaned, slowly standing herself up...
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...
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...AND WAS INSTANTLY GREETED WITH A MOONSAULT BY KIVA THAT BROUGHT HER BACK DOWN! KIVA HAS HER IN A PIN!
"And Green is greeted by a MOONSAULT as soon as she stands up! Green falls onto her right into a pin!" Church exclaimed.
"Dammit, Green..." Sarge began.
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GREEN KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"You Just Got...NOT SARGE'D! HAH! THIS is why Green is a FUTURE Hall of Famer, one of the best! She ALWAYS knows how to kick out!" Sarge stated.
"Yeah, Green knows how to kick out when she needs to, it takes a LOT to put her down, and Kiva's learning that the hard way!" Church said.
Kiva was starting to grow frustrated as she got to a knee and stalked the trainer once more, this time once more wanting to go for the kill. She patiently waited...and Green now stood up...turned around...
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...Kiva stood and JUMPED TOWARDS GREEN...
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...and GREEN SIDESTEPPED, avoiding the XLR! Kiva landed on her feet and turned around RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK! Green with the Superkick and Kiva fell into the ropes, and got pulled into a BRAINBUSTER!
"BRAINBUSTER! Green avoided the XLR, and dropped Kiva RIGHT on her head! That may be payback for the German!" Church said. "Hook of the leg...!"
Green quickly hooks the leg once more!
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KIVA KICKS OUT AT 2.8!
"DAMMIT! She kicked out AGAIN! I am getting TIRED of these kick outs, Kiva! STOP KICKING OUT! You're INSULTING THE REDS!" Sarge shouted.
"I think EVERYONE is happy to hear that, Sarge..." Church stated.
Green was starting to get a TAD frustrated, but managed to keep her composure before standing up. She then grabbed Kiva and picked her up-JUMPING KNEE SMASH TO THE JAW OUT OF NOWHERE FROM KIVA! Green was out of on her feet as Kiva held her head and ran the ropes...
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...AND CAME BACK RIGHT INTO A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Kiva stumbled up to her feet in a daze...
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...AND PLANTED HER WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER! THE COVER!
"MICHINOKU DRIVER! Picture PERFECT! Kiva gets PLANTED!" Church stated.
"FINALLY...Kiva..." Sarge began.
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KIVA KICKS OUT AGAIN!
"You Just Got...OH COME ON! I HATE IT when I can't continue my one-liner! DAMN YOU KIVA!" Sarge groaned.
Green was starting to looking a little miffed, frowning and saying "Dammit, don't you realize you're BEAT? ...Whatever...I got JUST the thing to end this..." Green then yanked Kiva up...and placed her in an Inverted Facelock as she grabbed her arm...
"OH BOY...Green looking for the END GAME...the Green Mischief...!" Church called.
"Time to be proved a FRAUD, A SUCKAGE, A LOSER, KIVA!" Sarge shouted.
Green looked down at Kiva...and said "Nighty-night"...
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...before spinning her in the lock with her arm...
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...AND KIVA BROKE FREE AND WENT FOR THE XLR!
"OH! SHE BROKE FREE! XLR! XLR!" Church cried out.
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...GREEN MANAGED TO GRAB HOLD OF KIVA'S LEGS AND KEEP HER IN THE AIR! Kiva's eyes went wide as she was held up, and Green backed up...
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...and DROPPED HER face-first onto the turnbuckle! Kiva turned around from the corner in a daze...
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...AND SPINNING SITOUT SLEEPER SLAM CONNETS!
"And Green PLANTS Kiva right on the back of her head, pretty much saving her own ass! Green going for the hook of the leg AGAIN!" Church called.
"THIS TIME...this time...Kiva..." Sarge began.
Green wastes no time in hooking the leg!
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KIVA KICKS OUT AT 2.9!
"You Just Got...AGAIN?! DAMMIT! THE REDS SPITE YOU! THE REDS SPITE YOU! THE REDS SPITE YOU!" Sarge chanted.
"...Don't worry about him...he's just insane...as ALWAYS. But Kiva KICKS OUT...and Green, don't know how many more kick outs she can handle!" Church said.
Green held her head in disbelief, wondering why this Future Girl would not go down, but then heard the crowd cheering and chanting "KIVA! KIVA! KIVA!" Green raised an eyebrow and said "Seriously...her? ...Well guess I got to show what she's REALLY made of." Green then went over to the corner and pulled herself up to the second turnbuckle as Kiva was slowly getting up. She then measured Kiva...smirked...before diving off...
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...AND GOT CAUGHT BY KIVA AND THEN PLANTED WITH THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE IN ONE SWIFT MOTION!
"OH SHIT! WAVE OF THE FUTRE! Green flew RIGHT INTO A WAVE OF THE FUTURE! Green was CAUGHT and flat-out PLANTED! Just INSANE! What a counter!" Church stated.
"NO! I don't want a Wave of the Future, not if THIS is the future we're gonna live in! NO DON'T! Please Green..." Sarge begged.
Kiva quickly pushed Green over on her back and hooked the leg as tightly as possible!
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GREEN KICKS OUT AT 2.99!
"Dammit, You Just Got...NO! SHE DIDN'T! THANK THE REDS! OH THANK THE REDS! Thought I was going to have a heart-attack...and that would've destroyed my dream of outliving Grif!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Kick out by Green, but that was TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT FOR HER! Kiva's got the upper hand though, and she needs to take advantage or face an ass-kicking comeback!" Church said.
Kiva pounds a fist on the mat in frustration, blowing some bangs of her red hair out of her face before picking up Green and whipping her into the corner! She then ran and nailed a Corner Forearm Smash! She then ran over to the opposite corner, and came back with a Running Corner Knee Smash! She then went back to the other corner, then came back with a Corner Dropkick! She then RAN the other corner AGAIN...CAME BACK like a HEAD OF STEAM...
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"Kiva CAUGHT Green! Green tried to surprise Kiva, but Kiva managed to recover just in time for that HUGE BOOT!" Church stated.
"Dammit Kiva, can you STOP with your future sight?! It has to be future sight, no wonder she's from the FUTURE! She knows our FUTURES! AAAH!" Sarge cried out.
"...What the F*CK?" Church question. "...Anyways, COVER!"
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"And Green kicks out again! At this point, Kiva's gotta wonder what she can do to WIN THIS! Nothing she's doing is keeping her down!" Church stated.
"Which shows you she just DOESN'T have what it takes to hang with the best! So why can't she just ACCEPT IT?! ALWAYS SO STUBBORN!" Sarge exclaimed.
Kiva shook her head in frustration as Green rolled over to the ropes and began pulling herself up with them. Kiva stood up and went towards Green WHO SUDDENLY PULLED HER INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! Kiva crashed throat-first into them and held it in pain as Green slowly stood up, and began to fiddle with her boot for a bit before noticing Kiva standing up against the ropes, then running the adjacent ones and nailing a Front Dropkick to the chest of Kiva against the ropes! Kiva stumbled out of them, and Green swerved around her, grabbed her in an Inverted Facelock...
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"And Kiva and Green are BOTH DOWN! DUAL CLOTHESLINES, both had the SAME THOUGHT! This is one hell of a match, rookie and legend taking each other to the limit, all for victory and for proving their point in this argument between them! Is Kiva worth the hype? Is she the future? Or is Green right? Is Green the legend Kiva can't hang with?" Church questioned.
"Either way, I JUST WANT TO SEE KIVA LOSE DAMMIT! LOSE! GREEN BEAT HER, THEN YOU WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERED BY THE REDS IN GREATNESS!" Sarge shouted.
Kiva and Green are down...and Green rolls away a bit to recover, all while grasping at her boot for some reason. Kiva slowly stood up, holding her neck before she turned towards Green, who noticed her and began trying to crawl away, and Kiva shook her head before grabbing her foot, and trying for an Ankle Lock...
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"OH WHAT THE...?! THE BOOT CAME OFF! THE BOOT CAME OFF! OH SHIT, GREEN PULLED A FAST ONE! IT'S FLAME ALL OVER! THE ROLL-UP! THE SCHOOL GIRL!" Church exclaimed.
"HAHAHA, DON'T FIX WHAT AIN'T BROKEN, AND THE FUTURE GIRL IS DUMB DUMB DUMB! HAH! KIVA..." Sarge began.
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"YOU JUST GOT-AH WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID I JUST SEE?! TELL ME WHAT I JUST SAW BECAUSE IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!" Sarge shouted.
"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT HAPPENED! KIVA SAW IT COMING A MILE WAY, WASN'T GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN TWICE! GREEN'S OWN BOOT USED AS A DISTRACTION AGAINST HER! MEGAS KICK RIGHT TO THE SKULL! GREEN'S OUT! GREEN'S OUT!" Church called.
Green is out with the boot over her and Kiva kicks it away before hooking the leg!
"KIVA WITH THE COVER! SHE'S GOT IT HOOKED TIGHT!" Church called.
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"OH SHIT, SHE KICKED OUT! JUST BEFORE THE THREE, SHE KICKED OUT! GREEN SURVIVED THE SURPRISE MEGAS KICK OUT! AND KIVA CAN'T BELIEVE IT! SHE'S FINDING OUT JUST HOW MUCH TROUBLE EVERYONE ELSE HAS HAD WITH GREEN!" Church exclaimed.
"OF COURSE SHE IS, GREEN IS A LEGEND, KIVA'S A NOBODY, AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN TO GET SARGE'D REAL QUICK BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT SHE CAN'T DO IT! SHE CAN'T!" Sarge proclaimed.
Kiva held her hair in disbelief, wondering what it was gonna take to put down Green, before refocusing herself as much as she could before she pulled Green up to her feet. She stared into her dazed eyes...and shook her head before saying to her face "You're not keeping me down, Green...because here and now...I'm showing I'M the future"...
"Kiva, proclaiming her feelings to Kiva...and SHE'S GOING FOR IT...!" Church called out.
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"OOOOHH SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT HANGMAN'S NECKBREAKER WAS NASTY, THE WAY KIVA'S NECK SNAPPED AGAINST GREEN'S SHOULDER...! KIVA'S CRUMPLED LIKE A SACK OF HAMMERS! SHE'S OUT!" Church called.
"HAHAHAHA, KNEW IT! KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN! Kiva JUST ISN'T up for it! And it's about to close the book on the failed experiment of 'Kiva being something worthwhile!'" Sarge stated.
Kiva was absolutely laid out, not moving as Green pulled her away from the corner, and gave a "finished" motion before making the cover!
"Once and for all...Kiva Andru..." Sarge began.
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"You Just Got...WHAT?! SAY WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! HOW THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT?! HER NECK GOT SNAPPED JUST LIKE THAT! DAMMIT, WHY WON'T SHE JUST STAY DOWN?!" Sarge questioned.
"BECAUSE SHE WON'T QUIT! NOT IN THE MOST IMPORTANT MATCH OF HER CAREER! KIVA DOESN'T WANT TO PROVE GREEN RIGHT AND FAIL AT THE BIG STAGE, AND DAMMIT, SHE'S GOING TO FIGHT TO HER LAST BREATH HERE! THAT'S WHY SHE WON'T STAY DOWN!" Church shouted.
Green thought she had it with THAT, and argued with Matt, holding up three fingers to insinuate it was three, but Matt MAINTAINED it was two! Green held her hair in disbelief...and the disbelief grew more as the crowd was clapping and chanting "LET'S GO KIVA! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* LET'S GO KIVA!" Green looked at them all incredulously, as if wondering what the hell they were smoking, and said "Seriously...HER?" Response? Several "YES! YES! YES!" chants from the stadium crowd...and Green shook her head, and said "Yeah? Well I'm about to show wrong you ALL ARE..." before yanking Kiva up to her feet...
"Green...DISAGREEING with the crowd that has been won over fully by Kiva's performance...and she wants to put the nail in the coffin to make her opinion FACT..." Church stated.
"It's Green Mischief time...and this one's gonna put this one in the bag! HIT IT...FOR THE REDS!" Sarge shouted.
She then placed Kiva in an Inverted Facelock, and grasped the arm...and shook her head, and muttered "Not worth the hype..."
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"OH! Green's FIGHTING! Green not wanting to be put down so easily, and she's just KNEEING Green as much as she can from her position! Those knees just keep on coming!" Church called.
"Dammit, NOT those knees again! THOSE KNEES OF PURE HELL! I hope they BLOW OUT for all the pain they've caused Green in the match! STOP IT WITH THOSE KNEES!" Sarge screamed out.
Kiva kept kneeing Green in the head as she was held in the Inverted Facelock...until one final lifted knee FORCED Green to let go, and the trainer held her head in agony before BEING LIFTED INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY BY KIVA...
"Kiva FINALLY breaking free and LIFTING GREEN UP...!" Church called out.
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"RAKE to the eyes! CLASSIC Green, and now Kiva's about to FEEL IT!" Sarge called out.
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"Green using the momentum of catching Kiva in the jaw to flip herself over the ropes and on the apron! And now she's got Kiva in her sights...!" Church said.
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"OH SON OF A BITCH! XLR! KIVA CAUGHT HER WITH THE XLR! IN MID-FREAKIN'-AIR! GREEN FLEW RIGHT INTO IT! AND GREEN LOOKS LIKE SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE SHE IS! KIVA PICKED HER SPOT AND CAPITALIZED ON IT!" Church shouted.
"NOOOOO, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?! WHY?! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?! I BLAME THE FWM GODS, THEY WANT TO TORTURE THE REDS! DAMN YOU FOR THIS! DAMN YOU KIVA!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd went WILD at that move, as Green was kneeling with her head held up high from the impact with a look that screamed "KNOCKED THE F OUT" before falling like a sack of hammers, and Kiva quickly jumped on top of her, hooking both legs as the crowd counted!
"And Kiva's got the legs HOOKED! This could be it!" Church exclaimed.
"DAMMIT, I hate to SAY IT...but Green..." Sarge began.
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
"And there's the THREE! Kiva beats Green! Kiva beats the legend on the GRAND STAGE! Kiva proves she's WORTH THE HYPE!" Church called.
But people don't like when you put up a fight.
And slowly, ever so slowly, I am loosing mine.
I'll fight (fight), fight (fight), fight or be taken out alive
Fight (fight) fight, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
Standing on the edge, am I better off dead?
How could I forget that I'm better than this
I've come too far to fade tonight
Fight, or be taken out alive
("Fight" by Icon for Hire)
"Here is your winner of this match...KIVA ANDRUUUU!" Cait Sith announced.
The crowd was roaring, cheering loudly as they all chanted "KIVA! KIVA! KIVA!" and the Future Girl rolled off of Green, feeling the exhaustion come to her finally, before slowly sitting up. Once she sat up, she held her head and felt the result of what she had done slowly come to her, and after she fully stood up, Matt Newman grabbed her arm and raised it in victory. With that, Kiva's look turned relieved and truly satisfied as she felt the crowd's cheering, and MEGAS above the arena threw up rock horns once more, the chubby Jersey native up there shouting "YEAAAHH, KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, KIVA! ROCK ON!" Kiva fell to her knees, as she took in the moment, before she looked around...and up at MEGAS...before shrugging and deciding "What the hell?" and raised her arms, throwing up rock horns to even louder cheers.
"Kiva DID IT! She DID IT...after getting screwed out of a victory from before, from having her spot in Best of the Best taken from her, after all the talks of not being worth the hype, of not making it from Green...on the stage of Final Clash, she PROVES that's all crap, and that she IS worth the hype! She just kicked MAJOR ASS in this match, and beat a legend at her own game! She beat GREEN...and the sky's GOT to be the limit for her now!" Church stated.
"Aaahh fudge pops, this is completely unacceptable on so many levels... Kiva's just a Blue demon that could never hope to be truly great...this CANNOT be happening... This is a complete TRAVESTY. I blame GRIF for this, he somehow had a hand in this, he HAD to. He ALWAYS finds a way to screw things up, oh how I wish I had my shotgun on me right now, this is NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT AT ALL!" Sarge shouted.
"SARGE...SHUT...UP... Jesus Christ, why do I have to deal with you people? SERIOUSLY? God, I hate my job sometimes because of you..." Church groaned.
Kiva slowly stood up to her feet...and looked ready to celebrate a bit (she felt she deserved it)...
...until she got TURNED AROUND...and came face-to-face with GREEN, who didn't seem to have a very pleased look on her face.
"...Well looks like we got ourselves a SALTY trainer here who didn't like that she lost here!" Church stated.
"And she has every right to! Kiva winning wasn't supposed to, and now this happened! I believe this is for the good of the UNIVERSE for this to happen! DO IT, GREEN!" Sarge shouted.
"You don't know WHAT she's going to do, dammit! For the love of God, SHUT UP! But yeah...this may not end well AT ALL..." Church said.
Kiva could tell exactly where this was going and replied with a frowned "You lost fair and square, Green...get over it. If not...then take it up with me RIGHT NOW so I can get over it." Kiva readied herself for a fight, as Green still stared at her displeased...almost ANGRY...
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And Kiva just looked at her...DUMBFOUNDED...and said... "...HUH?" which was pretty much the crowd's reaction as well.
"...Trainer legend say what again because I think my damn hearing must be broke...or gone down the drain." Church stated.
"What in SAM HILL is she TALKING ABOUT?" Sarge questioned.
Green just smirked as she clapped slowly towards Kiva, and said "It was a bit touch and go there for awhile...but you pulled it off. Guess you really ARE worth the hype. And hey...got some fun out of this, so win for me overall. So...how about you go kick some ass from here on? To make me look good? Okay? Okay!" Green then raised Kiva's arm, to a slightly confused, but cheering crowd...while Kiva was still dumbfounded, as it slowly clicked in her head...and she said "...Were you...actually...?" And Green just STUCK her tongue out at Kiva, and said "...Maybe? ...Who knows? ...Just go be the future you're SUPPOSED to be."
Green then exited the ring, before grabbing her boot and jacket, then her umbrella, before reaching under the ring...and pulling out her signature hat and putting it on with flair. She then opened up her umbrella and shouldered it, and threw her jacket and boot over her shoulder as she walked up the ramp with her head held high, leaving Kiva alone in the ring.
"...Was...was Green TESTING Kiva? Was that was she was REALLY doing? ..That damn TROLL of a trainer, she was trolling EVERYBODY while checking out this chick! ...Dammit, I hate it when she does that! Just as bad as Caboose, Jesus, do we HAVE to deal with that?!" Church groaned.
"...How...how could you? And here I thought you were a TRUE Red...you DARE betray us...after EVERYTHING we've done for you! This is TRULY a black day for the REDS..." Sarge cried out. "DAMMIT, HELP US, GREAT REDS OF OLD!"
"...Sarge, SHUT UP, you didn't do anything for her, you just shouted rambling cheering for her, GAH!" Church shook his head. "...I think I'm going insane..."
Kiva was just staring at the leaving Trainer with a still incredulous look on her face...before she shook her head and blew her bangs out of her face, muttering "...Course. Why am I surprised?" In the end, Kiva just decided to shrug it off, because regardless of Green's actual intentions...she came here for one thing...and as she looked around to the crowd chanting "KIVA! KIVA! KIVA!"...she did EXACTLY that. She proceeded to climb up a corner, and hold up the rock horns once more as the crowd cheered loudly, and she nodded her head, and said "...Next stop...the Women's Title."
"Well...whatever, Green being a troll or not, it doesn't change the fact that Kiva WON...and she proved on this night...she's the real deal...and with a victory over Green, she looks ahead towards the future...and the Women's Title." Church said.
"I don't care, we lost a GREAT RED who BETRAYED US TODAY! How could this have happened?! HOW?! How could we have had THIS result?! THE WORST RESULT EVER! EVEEEERRR!" Sarge cried out.
"...IGNORE HIM..." Church deadpanned. "...Kiva's victorious here at Final Clash...she's WORTH the hype...and I think the Women's Division had better be on the lookout now for this Future Girl...because she's one that may not be stopped."
The camera then went to the UniverseTron, which was now showing the backstage interview area...where we see Simmons...trying to beg his way out of this upcoming interview...
"Ummm...you sure someone else can't interview him? I mean, I'm very much a respected interviewer here, I help make this place better, and I DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE TUCKER, GRIF, AND CABOOSE! PLEASE!" Simmons cried out.
"DO IT OR YOU'RE FIRED, JACKASS!" Someone off-screen said, throwing a wrench at his skull.
"OWWWW...you bastards, you're DEAD TO ME..." Simmons sniffled. "Okay...I can only hope that this isn't my last interview... Ladies and gentlemen...please welcome...my guest...The "Alpha Male," The Bully...Wolfgang."
The crowd booed loudly as Wolfgang walked onto the screen, a snarl on his face as Simmons was VERY nervous about what he would do.
"Uhhhh...hey Wolfgang, how you doing? You look VERY good...um...so...you're about to face off with The One Free Man, Gordon Freeman, in just a bit in a match that's two months making. After all the mind games he's played on you...and the fact that you snapped last week...what are you feeling as you head into this match?"
Wolfgang looks at Simmons and gives him a REALLY nasty glare...but then gives him a a very jovial chuckle. "You see what I had done to Gordon last week? Remind everyone here what I did, Simmy."
Wolfgang pats Simmons on the back just a little too hard.
"Owwwww..." Simmons groaned in pain at the pat. "That...was a little too hard... Ummmm..." Simmons muttered, REALLY not wanting to suffer the fates of his fellow interviewers. "...Well...let's see...you uh...had your Bullies invade UCA, even when they WEREN'T under contract to UCA, and you had them attack Gordon, you Wolf's Kicked him, had him put through an announce table, then nailed him with the Portal Wound, his girlfriend's finisher, proclaiming you would "end his career before it started"...am I right?" Simmons squeaked.
"Yeah. You did good, Simmy. And...do you HONESTLY see this huge...evil grin on my face?" Wolfgang said, smiling wide with a sinister chuckle. "...So why would you EVER ask about how I'm doing? You should be able to FREAKING TELL how I'm doing. I'm AMAZING. The mind games he and his little dorkish G-Man think they got me with their little games. Their little animals to throw at me. It was funny for you guys...but you can't bully THE Bully. I'm The ALPHA MALE. The man above ALL men. The leader of the pack. And I've been doing this for TWO AND A HALF DECADES. But I've seen guys who want to be him...to knock off the big vet. Tifa, Green, Mario...those vets from the 90s may go down, but the big wolf had some bite in him still. And Freeman's gonna be a DEADMAN before tonight's ended."
"...Oh...okay...good for you. Ummm...but...what about the last time you two faced off? It looked like Gordon was closing in on the win, and you DQed yourself to keep that from happening...and after last week...Gordon may be coming for your HEAD this time around... Oh God, why did I ask that?" Simmons groaned.
Wolfgang looks right at Simmons...and smiles before putting him in a "playful" Headlock. "Thing is Simmy.." he started while slowly tightening the hold around Simmons' neck, "...I don't need to prove myself at ALL. But Gordon? Oh he needs this win to prove that he's some new phenom. But like his girl, he's gonna be a flash in the pan punk without a REAL leg to stand on in this business."
...and the choking gets worse as he starts throttling Simmons while chuckling.
"AACKKK...AACCKKK...HELP...HELP ME...I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA...ACK..." Simmons cried out as he was getting throttled.
Wolfgang starts shaking Simmons like a can of catnip, throttling him in the Headlock before he THROWS him back first into the wall. "...Oops. I'm sorry..." He "apologized".
Simmons was dazed as all hell, stars twirling between his eyes as he fell against the wall. "Soooo...what are you gonna dooooo...to try and end Gordon's career before it begins? ...Please don't hurt me anymore..." Simmons begged.
Wolfgang crouched in front of the dazed Simmons and gave him a sinister smirk. "I'm gonna Wolf Kick that weenie's little nerdy head right back to Black Mesa. He's gonna be just like everyone's hopes for Half-Life 3...DEAD."
Wolfgang gets up and kicks up dust in Simmon's visor before walking off from the Red.
"...That...was the worst interview I've ever had...of all time. ...Back to you, Sarge...and Church...owwww..." Sarge groaned.