UCA: Universal Character Association Chapter 43: Gordon Freeman vs Wolfgang, a Wrestling + Cartoon X-overs Crossover fanfic

The camera went back to Church and Sarge at ringside...and the former stared at the latter almost expectedly...

"...Well? Got anything to say about that? He BULLIED one of your own men...and it wasn't Grif." Church made sure to point out.

"Yes...I saw. And it was sad to see...I hate it when he extends his practices to my men...save Grif. BUT...it's all for a good cause. Because he's warming up to destroy Gordon! AND WE WILL GIVE OURSELVES UP FOR THIS! WE SHALL!" Sarge shouted.

"...F*CK...I lose brain cells every time I'm out there. Well...if that interview was any indication, Wolfgang is SERIOUSLY ready to try and break Gordon in pieces! At this point, there's nothing more he wants right now! And he's looking to get it! But Gordon...after last week...he is looking for Wolfgang's HEAD." Church stated.

"And he will NEVER get it! WHY?! Because Wolfgang is the ALPHA MALE! You heard him, if any vet is to win tonight, it will be HIM! Because he KNOWS how to win, and Gordon Freeman DOESN'T! Wolfgang is gonna kick some ass, and the Free Man will be IMPRISONED...FOREVER!" Sarge shouted.

"All I know is that this has been building for two months, and I'm pretty sure this time, we're getting a proper conclusion...and we're getting a VERY nasty fight between these two. This one is gonna be a BRAWL...and it starts...RIGHT NOW." Church stated.

The world is my expense

The cost of my desire

Jesus blessed me with its future

And I protect it with fire

So raise your fists and march around

Don't dare take what you need

I'll jail and bury those committed

And smother the rest in greed

Crawl with me into tomorrow

Or I'll drag you to your grave

I'm deep inside your children

They'll betray you in my name

("Sleep Now in the Fire" by Rage Against The Machine)

The crowd is giving off HUGE boos in the stadium, as the lights were flickering on and off...and WOLFGANG came out from the back, adorning a wolf pelt (MAYBE fake, who knows?) over his head, shoulders, and back for this entrance. He had his head held down, and he crouched in the middle of the stage, slightly bobbing his head as the music played throughout the arena. And when it picked up, he suddenly shot up to his feet, splaying his arms out as he HOWLED like a wolf to the sky before looking forward with an evil grin. He then proceeded to make his way down the long rampway, and as he did so, he came across a pre-teen who was booing the Bully a bit loudly...and Wolfgang suddenly charged towards the kid, causing him to back up in fright...and the Bully LAUGHED before making his way back down the rampway once more.

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Hillwood, weighing in at 245 lbs., he is "The Bully" and "The Alpha Male"...Wolfgang!" Cait Sith announced. "...Sheesh, what a JERK."

"And here is WOLFGANG, who is probably FOAMING at the mouth at this match getting underway. He's had to suffer WEEKS of psychological torment at the hands of Gordon Freeman, which he brought upon himself when he kept egging on Freeman. It got so much, it made him SNAP like a TWIG, and he brought in the damn Bullies to get back at Freeman, when they don't even WORK here. He had them INVADE UCA just to get revenge, that's how much he's dealt with this! And now he plans on trying to KILL the career of Freeman here tonight!" Church explained.

"And I can't wait to see it! You don't BULLY THE BULLY, and that's what Freeman has tried to do! And what a dastardly bastard he is for doing so...he got his comeuppance last week, and he'll GET THEM HERE! Why? Because there's no way of the darkness from the Reds...he will try...and he will fail...and when he does...the ALPHA MALE WILL STAND OVER HIM...and say these words... 'You Just Got Sarge'd!'" Sarge stated.

Church...just stared at Sarge...before SLOOOWWLLLY turning away and continued speaking. "Wolfgang in the past has MAIN EVENTED Final Clash. 1998 where he main-evented against Link for the World Heavyweight Title, this is a stage he's familiar with and he's VERY comfortable in. Green had that, but failed against Kiva, but Wolfgang says that won't happen to him. That true? Well, we're going to find out soon because The Bully is here to KILL."

Hey!

Sleep now in the fire

Hey!

Sleep now in the fire

The lie is my expense

The scope of my desire

The party blessed me with its future

And I protect it with fire

Wolfgang reached the ring, and quickly entered it with a purpose before pounding his chest and howling once more as if to the moon. He then pulled off his (maybe-fake) wolf pelt over his head and body and threw it out of the ring before his music died down, and he began pacing in the ring as he awaited the arrival of his opponent. Getting antsy, he shouted "Come on out, weenie! I want to Wolf's Kick your career to death already!" He paced faster and faster...

...until the lights dimmed tremendously, leaving a shadow over everything and Wolfgang rolled his eyes.

"HEY! Who turned out the lights?! ...You don't know me in the DARK..." Sarge said forebodingly (...I THINK).

"Okay, what the hell, people! Seriously?! I don't need anything else dark in my life, who DOES?!" Church questioned.

Suddenly...the sound of techno was heard lightly humming throughout the stadium...when a woman began singing...

It's my world

I'm awake in my world

Nothing happened as the music continued playing, and everyone was wondering what was going on...until two mysterious portals opened up...and out of them came TWO VORTIGAUNTS...and then slowly reached to both sides of the stage, moving their hands rhythmically as they were chanting something...

It's my time

What truth will I find in my world?

Suddenly, more portals began to open up along both sides of the stage, and MORE VORTIGAUNTS begin walking out them, forming a slight "V" across the stage and in front of the ramp, and some Vortigaunts appeared on each side of the ramps in perfect lines, all rhythmically moving their hands and chanting...

It's my world

Suddenly...green electricity cackled above the UniverseTron...before it began to grow and expand, the electricity shooting out...until it suddenly shot out a beam to the side of the Tron and exploded into a green ball, almost like a portal! Everyone was SURPRISED as it disappeared just as quickly...

I'm lost in my world

And then the green electricity shot out another beam, creating another green portal when it reached it's destination...then another...and then another...and they began shooting out all over the place, the portals appearing and disappearing in chaotic fashion, almost as if they explode...as the chanting got louder and LOUDER from the Vortigaunts...

In my world

The electricity was shooting out all over the place, threatening to hit something and create some SERIOUS damage...the chanting getting loud as it possibly can...when suddenly a LIGHTNING BOLT struck down at the STAGE! Creating a big green portal upon impact...as the chanting became clear with one thing...

"Free...Man..."

MY WORLD

("My World" by Transmissions)

And from out of the green portal...came GORDON FREEMAN, wearing his iconic HEV suit and glasses, crowbar in hand as the crowd cheered LOUDLY at the arrival of the One Free Man. The G-Man was not far behind as he came through the portal as well, stopping behind his client with his trademark expression and suitcase in hand. The Vortigaunts all around him continued to chant Freeman's name in hypnotic fashion, the One Free Man staring out into the huge crowd around him with an unreadable expression, before he turned his attention to Wolfgang in the ring...and lifted his crowbar, pointing it at him silently, the message heard clearly. Gordon then made his way down the ramp and through the lines of Vortigaunts, the G-Man behind him as green electricity exploded behind him still in a show.

"And his opponent, from Black Mesa, weighing in at 237 lbs., he is the "One Free Man," Gordon Freeman!" Cait Sith announced. "...And I say, that entrance was creepy yet so cool!"

"...Okay, how the hell does he DO ALL OF THAT?! SERIOUSLY?! IS IT BECAUSE OF G-MAN?!" Church questioned.

"...Nobody move...if you don't...then those freaks on the stage won't devour you...except for maybe Grif." Sarge stated.

"Okay, okay, okay, shock over...I THINK. Now, Gordon Freeman debuted two months ago in the Rumble Match, where he made an impact to start off his UCA career, and the next night, he answered the Open Challenge of a returning Wolfgang...which STARTED this whole deal because Wolfgang LOW BLOWED him to disqualify him...and let's just say, things STEAMROLLED from there. ESPECIALLY after Wolfgang followed it up with costing him a spot in the Elimination Chamber. And ever since then, Gordon Freeman made his first mission be making Wolfgang's life a LIVING HELL... Headcrabs, Combine, Antlions, Larvae, Barnacles, Vortigaunts, YOU NAME IT, and he has used it to F*CK WITH WOLFGANG. He made Wolfgang SNAP...and after last week..you can see it in his eyes...he's out to finally PUT DOWN Wolfgang." Church said.

"He's a FOOL! Look where all those damn mind games got him?! A pure BEATDOWN from the BULLIES! Gordon Freeman tried to bully the Bully, and all he got was pure DESTRUCTION on his part! Freeman thinks he's so big and bad, well now he's gonna be taught a lesson by THE ALPHA MALE WHO RUNS THE YARD! A man I am proud to say is part of the Reds! And dammit, he BETTER WIN! Green lost the last match and turned out to be a turncoat, so I need this! WOLFGANG WIN, OR YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH HOW THE REDS FEEL!" Sarge shouted.

"Well, for Freeman, it's his first Final Clash, and its put up or shut up in a lot of cases...and he's going to want to put up...and shut up Wolfgang once and for all. This could be HIS MOMENT...and all it would take is one Resonance Cascade. Can Freeman beat a name like Wolfgang? Weeeelll...only one way to find out." Church said.

It's my time

What truth will I find

I know now what to do

I once thought it was you

In my world

You been locked out in the world

A light out of try

It's my world

Gordon reached the ringside area, and stared at Wolfgang from outside the ring before getting on the apron and entering through the ropes, standing in the ring as he stared stoically at the cheering crowd before raising his arm with the crowbar, before turning to Wolfgang pointing it at him once more with a cold glare. Wolfgang sneered and shouted "Glad you could come to your own funeral, was wondering when you would show up, weenie!" Gordon narrowed his eyes before placing his crowbar under a corner, all while G-Man stood at ringside in his usual manner, staring into the ring with great intrigue. Matt Newman checked on both, seeing if they were ready, and they both nodded in compliance, and then he rang the bell.

"And HERE WE GO! Wolfgang vs Gordon! The Alpha Male vs The One Freeman! Veteran vs rookie, let's get it on and see who's better!" Church called.

Gordon made his way towards Wolfgang with a purpose as soon as the bell rang AND GOT PIEFACED BY WOLFGANG WHEN HE GOT CLOSE! The crowd went "Oooohhh" as Gordon's head was to the side, and Wolfgang snickered and shouted "That's what you GET for BULLYING THE BULLY! I'm the ALPHA MALE, and you better know your p-" GORDON NAILED HIM WITH A HARD RIGHT TO THE JAW AND WENT WILD ON HIM! The crowd cheered as Gordon backed a stunned Bully into the corner and proceeded to go right after right on his head, bringing him down to a seated position, and then proceeded to stomping a mudhole into Wolfgang! Gordon was relentless and Matt had to eventually pull him away and admonish him, while Gordon gave a glare as Wolfgang rolled out of the ring to the outside, rubbing his face as he tried to process what just happened. But Gordon was not letting him go as he quickly exited the ring and when Wolfgang turned around DAMN NEAR BOOTED HIS HEAD OFF! Wolfgang was down, but Gordon quickly yanked Wolfgang back up, and ran and THREW HIM as hard as he could into the security barricade!

"And Wolfgang is taking an ASSKICKING right now from Gordon! NOT the wisest move in piefacing him like that, all it did was piss Gordon off and cause him a world of pain!" Church called.

"HEY, you ANIMAL, get your hands off Wolfgang, he is NOT a government mule! He's worth more than TEN of your lives! GET OFF OF HIM!" Sarge shouted.

Wolfgang groaned in pain as he sat up against the barricade, but got his HEAD CRUSHED into the barricade thanks to a Running Knee from Gordon! Gordon glared down at the Bully before picking him up and throwing him back in the ring. He slid back in and went over to Wolfgang, kneeling down as he began to once again go to town on the face of Wolfgang! After nearly nine shots, Newman had to pull him off Wolfgang once more and tell him he needed to back off or else. Gordon stared down the ref as Wolfgang crawled over to the corner, and Gordon just pushed past the ref towards him. Wolfgang stood up as Gordon grabbed him AND GOT FLAPJACKED FACE-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Gordon held his face in pain as he staggered backwards from the turnbuckle, AND GOT A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! Wolfgang then repeatedly stomped down on the downed Wolfgang, anger shining in his eyes.

"Wolfgang FINALLY coming back after that brutal beating from Gordon, and now HE'S pissed as well! And I don't think he's gonna be nice to Gordon after that!" Church shouted.

"Wolfgang? The Bully? Nice? ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Know your wrestlers, dirtbag." Sarge stated.

"...Dick." Church replied.

Wolfgang then yanked up Gordon to his feet, dragging him to the ropes where he GRINDED HIS FACE ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! Gordon gritted his teeth as his face was grinded against it, Wolfgang shouted "Now you're face can match your four-eyes, NERD! You're WELCOME!" Wolfgang then began DRAGGING Gordon's face across the ropes for a ropeburn, and the ref counted this! 1, 2, 3, 4...Wolfgang pulled Gordon away from the ropes, then nailed a Back Suplex on him! First cover of the match! 1...2...Kick out by Gordon! Wolfgang stood up and towered over the downed Gordon, sneering down at him before placing his foot on Gordon's face , putting pressure on it to CRUSH Gordon's head before grinding the foot against it, then jumping up and STOMPING down on the head! He then picked up Gordon once more and pulled him in for a Short-Arm Clothesline! Another cover by Wolfgang! 1...2...Kick out again!

"Wolfgang has FIRM control of this match, and he's doing what he does best...be a BULLY. Taunting, insulting, and downright degrading Gordon every chance he can get! There's nothing else he enjoys more!" Church stated.

"And it's what he's best at! Gordon doesn't stand a CHANCE against something like that, so he better get USED to it! This is what's gonna happen to every second now with Wolfgang in control!" Sarge stated.

Wolfgang grabbed Gordon by the hair and dragged him over to a corner, throwing him against it. He nailed a few rights on Gordon before pushing his hands against the face of Gordon, slack-jawing and insulting Gordon before SLAPPING him in the face! Wolfgang chuckled at his work...UNTIL HE GOT BOTH HANDS WRAPPED AROUND HIS THROAT BY AN ANGRY GORDON, WHO THEN THREW HIM INTO THE CORNER! Wolfgang was stunned and was forced to deal with he multiple hard Shoulder Blocks Gordon delivered to the gut, before Freeman ran to the opposite corner, then back and nailed a vicious Corner Clothesline on the Bully! Wolfgang stumbled out of the corner, and into Gordon's AND GOT PLANTED WITH A STANDING SIDE SLAM!

"Oooohh, Wolfgang did it again, he PISSED OFF Gordon, and you would THINK that's the LAST THING you should do at this point! Gordon just PLANTED Wolfgang with the Standing Side Slam!" Church said.

"Dammit, Wolfgang, fight! He's going for the cover, and you can't let that dirtbag win! Just think of every Bully in the world you'll be letting down!" Sarge exclaimed.

G-Man watched enigmatically as Gordon dropped down and hooked the leg!

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2...

Wolfgang kicks out!

"Kickout from Wolfgang, but Gordon's got control now, and every hit he makes is one that's designed to maim Wolfgang even more! You know he wants to make Wolfgang suffer!" Church said.

Gordon drags Wolfgang on his feet in no time, and nails a few hard, vicious forearms to the face before pushing him to the ropes, and then Irish Whipping him into the adjacent ones! Gordon went for a Back Body Drop as Wolfgang came back, but only got a kick to the chest to send him upright! Wolfgang charged at Gordon, but got lifted up into a Fireman's Carry! Gordon tried for the Gravity Blast, but Wolfgang nailed a few vicious elbows to get Gordon to drop him eventually, then Wolfgang grabbed Gordon AND THREW HIM SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! Gordon backed up from the corner and post, holding his shoulder...

...and Wolfgang dropped him with an Inverted DDT from behind! Wolfgang hooks the leg!

"And Wolfgang with that Inverted DDT off throwing Gordon into the steel post! That's some pain you don't want to visit!" Church stated.

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Gordon kicks out!

"Dammit, Gordon kicked out! Ah well, at least he's down now, and with a hurt shoulder, it's time for the Bully to take control of things!" Sarge stated.

Wolfgang growled before grabbing the hurt arm of Gordon, spreading it out across the mat..and dropped a BIG knee across it! He then began dropping more and more knees across the arm, causing more and more damage until he picked the arm off the mat and KICKED IT as hard as he could! Gordon held his arm in pain and rolled away, trying to get up, but got a boot to the face, then was picked up to his feet. His arm got tied up behind his back, and then he was THROWN into the corner ARM-FIRST! Gordon seethed, but didn't much else as Wolfgang pulled him in and snarled in his face before running the ropes...

...and DUCKS THE LARIAT, got behind Wolfgang, and QUICKLY NAILED A SLEEPER SUPLEX ACROSS THE RING!

"SLEEPER SUPLEX! Wolfgang tried to target the hurt arm of Gordon, but Gordon catching him with that HUGE Sleeper Suplex! That's NEVER a good move to take!" Church stated.

"I'll say now, all it does is put you to sleep at the worst of times! And you can't have that happening to Wolfgang NOW! WAKE UP WOLFGANG! Fight it!" Sarge cheered.

"...What in the hell are you f*ckin' talking about?" Church questioned in a deadpan manner.

Wolfgang was planted on his face, and Gordon stood up, shaking his hurt arm with a scowl before glaring at Wolfgang who was getting up to his feet, then CHARGED...and Wolfgang sidestepped Gordon and threw him through the ropes! But Gordon landed on the apron and got up-KNEE TO THE FACE SENDS GORDON OFF THE APRON! Gordon holds his face as he rolls onto the ground, and Wolfgang quickly slides out of the ring, grabs Gordon and throws him SHOULDER-FIRST into the steel steps! Gordon held his arm once more, and Wolfgang splayed his arms out with a howl, causing the crowd to boo him, before sneering at G-Man at ringside, shouting "Your precious client ain't doing so hot now! How's it feel?! If it sucks, then it's about to get even WORSE for you and his fat girlfriend!"

"And Wolfgang with some...choice words...to G-Man about Gordon and his girlfriend. Geez, can you be anymore of a bully-Wait, what the hell is he doing?!" Church questioned.

Wolfgang had picked up Gordon, and placed him between his legs in a Standing Headscissors...smirked evilly...before wrapping his arms around the waist, and looked to lift him...

"Oh NO NO NO NO! Not the Bully Bomb! Not on the damn floor! Dammit Wolfgang, you sick bastard!" Church exclaimed.

"YEAH, DO IT, WOLFGANG! I WANT TO SEE BLOOD AND VIOLENCE!" Sarge exclaimed...causing a look from Church.

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...GORDON BACK BODY DROPS WOLFGANG ON THE PADDED CONCRETE! Gordon DENIES the Powerbomb into a Piledriver, and Wolfgang arched his back as Gordon stumbled forward, holding his shoulder...until he realized what Wolfgang tried to do...and that PISSED HIM OFF. Wolfgang slowly rolled onto his knees...AND GOT A VICIOUS KNEE TREMBLER TO THE SKULL FROM GORDON! The Half-Life Survivor wasted no time picking up Wolfgang, placing him between his legs...

...lifting him up...

"Oh, YOU DAMN DIRTY BLUE! DON'T YOU DO IT, DON"T MAKE ME GET MY SHOTGUN!" Sarge exclaimed.

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...AND POWERBOMBING HIM ACROSS THE APRON!

"OH SON OF A BITCH! Gordon just POWERBOMBED Wolfgang to hell across the damn apron! Good God, the BACK! NO MERCY from the One Free Man tonight, that was intended to MAIM!" Church shouted.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WILL HAVE THE REDS ON YOU FOR THIS TRAVESTY! And soon a shotgun will be shoved up your ass! A SHOTGUN I SAY!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang cried out in massive agony as he writhed on the floor, and Wolfgang just stared stoically down at the Bully before picking and throwing him into the ring, sliding in and covering Wolfgang as G-Man nodded!

"Cover off the Powerbomb on the apron, and this could be it!" Church called.

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Wolfgang kicks out before three!

"Oh thank God for that kickout...was worried for a sec...but Wolfgang pulls through as always!" Sarge stated.

"Yeah, but Gordon now has COMPLETE control off that Powerbomb, and he has more in store for the Bully!" Church stated.

Gordon drags Wolfgang up to his feet, but Wolfgang pushes up his glasses and RAKES the eyes! The crowd boos as Gordon holds his eyes, and Wolfgang holds his pained back before running the ropes...

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...and gets CAUGHT by Gordon...AND THROWN OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Wolfgang groans and sits up from the impact...

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...WHERE HE GETS HIS FACE SOCCER KICKED TO HELL BY GORDON!

"OOOOOHHHH! Hey people in the cheap seats, did you hear that?! Because I sure as hell did like a MOTHERF*CKER. He damn near kicked his head off!" Church called.

Sarge saluted with a sniffle. "Wolfgang's head...we will miss you. Make a safe return from the moon so Wolfgang can destroy this dirtbag."

Wolfgang was laid out, almost out cold, as Gordon drops and hooks the leg!

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Wolfgang kicks out again!

"Another kickout, but this is starting to turn into a proper asskicking! Wolfgang may have actually bitten off more than he can chew here!" Church stated.

Gordon looked ready to finish it by the looks as dragged Wolfgang up to his feet and placed him in a Standing Headscissors. He began to hook the arms and legs to a big pop...

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...until Wolfgang spun out of it, and KNEED Gordon in the gut, followed by dropping the arm across his shoulder! Gordon gritted his teeth, but was then quickly dragged by the arm to a corner and Wolfgang hooked him up...

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...AND SUPLEXED HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES HARD!

"SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! Wolfgang taking advantage of the hurt arm, and managing to turn the tides! This matchup is a real FIGHT right now!" Church stated.

"YES! Wolfgang got his head back and showed Gordon who's boss! Now cover him, will you?!" Sarge stated.

Wolfgang pulled the downed Gordon away from the ropes and hooks the leg!

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Gordon kicks out himself!

"And Gordon manages to survive, but that Suplex into the turnbuckles rocked him!" Church stated.

"But Wolfgang ain't too happy with that kickout, and I don't blame him! Gordon, STAY DOWN! For once...listen to your superiors." Sarge tried to tell Gordon.

Wolfgang snarls, and stands up and begins stomping the hell out of Gordon as hard as he could, wanting to turn him into paste. After about eleven stomps, Wolfgang quickly backs up into a corner...and began to beat his chest to loud boos from the crowd.

"Well, I think he's gonna stay down regardless soon, because Wolfgang's calling for it. The Wolf's Kick, and if he hits that, it's over." Church said.

"HAHAHAHA! TIME to return the favor, Wolfgang! Send HIS head to the moon so it WON'T RETURN, HAHA!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang continued to pound his chest fiercely, waiting for Gordon to rise up. The One Free Man stirred, and slowly began to rise to his feet, and Wolfgang began to get antsy. Once Gordon got up to his feet, he began to turn around...

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...Wolfgang ran for it...

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...and pumped his leg AND GOT DRILLED WITH A DISCUS LARIAT BY GORDON!

"OH SHIT! Discus Lariat out of nowhere! Gordon caught Wolfgang HARD! And both of them are down now, it's ANYONE'S game right now!" Church said.

"Dammit, SURVIVE the Discus Lariat! For you are a Discus yourself, and can tear through ANYTHING to destroy Gordon for the Reds!" Sarge stated.

"...Do you even HEAR YOURSELF SOMETIMES?!" Church questioned.

Wolfgang was folded up like an accordion from that, and Gordon shook his head from the earlier Suplex into the turnbuckles before grabbing hold of Wolfgang. He favored his hurt arm quickly lifted the Bully up in a Fireman's Carry...

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...but Wolfgang kneed Gordon in the skull, stunning him and dropping down in front of him! Wolfgang kicked him in the gut, grabbed the head for a DDT...

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...Gordon spun out of it, and then pulled him in for a Standing Side Slam again...

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...but Wolfgang then ELBOWED his hurt arm, causing him to hiss out in pain, allowing Wolfgang to grab him AND PLANTING HIM WITH A SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER!

"And Wolfgang taking advantage of the hurt arm AGAIN! All it took was one shot to distract Gordon long enough to hit him with that Side Slam Backbreaker! Gordon gets rocked HARD!" Church stated.

"And that's why he's the Alpha Male! He KNOWS what to do, and how to DESTROY! Gordon didn't stand a chance! Gordon..." Sarge began.

Wolfgang quickly hooks both legs!

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Gordon kicks out at 2.85!

"You Just Got...DAGNABBIT! Always the same...ah well, there's still plenty of time, BREAK HIS LEG, WOLFGANG! ...Then break Grif's leg for me, you'll be doing all of us a favor!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang was getting frustrated! Why wouldn't this weenie go down?! He pulled at his hair in slight anger, and caught a glimpse of G-Man at ringside, who continued to watch with his usual look, adjusting his tie as if noting an intriguing observation. Wolfgang growled at G-Man, exclaiming "You liking what I'm doing to him?! Well, then you're gonna love what I do NOW!" Wolfgang then dragged Gordon up to his feet and lifted him up, carrying him to a corner and placing him on top of it. Once positioning him right, he nailed a vicious headbutt to Gordon's skull, and then began to climb up there himself.

"Wolfgang climbing up to the corner along with Gordon, he's got something big in mind in that devious head of his..." Church said.

"And I can't wait to see it! Let's see how worthy it is of the Reds!" Sarge stated.

Once at the top of the corner, Wolfgang grabbed Gordon's head and threw the arm over his head! He then went to lift him up...

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...but Gordon remained rooted to the corner! Annoyed, Wolfgang tried again, but got the same result! Wolfgang went to lift him once more...

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...until Gordon suddenly HOOKED WOLFGANG'S LEG WITH HIS GOOD ARM...

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...AND NAILED A TOP-ROPE FISHERMAN'S BUSTER ON THE BULLY!

"HOLY SHIT! Was that what I THINK IT WAS?! A TOP-ROPE FISHERMAN'S BUSTER ON WOLFGANG! Gordon just dropped Wolfgang ON HIS DAMN HEAD ALL THE WAY FROM ABOVE! OUT OF NOWHERE!" Church stated.

"WHAT?! HOW?! HOW?! I MEAN, THAT LOOKED EXTREMELY COOL, BUT ALSO EXTREMELY HORRIBLE BY GORDON! NOOOOO! DAMN YOU FATE?! WHY DO THIS TO ME?!" Sarge questioned.

Wolfgang was laid the eff out as G-Man watched and said "How...unfortunate...Mr. Wolfgang..." as Gordon wasted no time turning Wolfgang over and pinning him!

"COVER! COVER! Gordon's got Wolfgang down!" Church said.

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WOLFGANG KICKS OUT AT 2.89!

"OH! KICK OUT! KICK OUT! Oh too close...too close... Knew Gordon couldn't do it right! If I did it in there, it would've been a snap to win." Sarge said.

"You would've been destroyed, Sarge, and you KNOW IT! But Wolfgang survives, and Gordon's not HAPPY about that!" Church pointed out.

Gordon frowned angrily at Wolfgang kicking out, but quickly recomposed himself as he shook his hurt arm, and grabbed Wolfgang, dragging him to his feet. He placed him between his legs, and tried to hook the arms and legs...

"Oh, I think Gordon wants the end! Resonance Cascade time!" Church called.

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...but Wolfgang pushed Gordon away from him before he could hook them! Gordon ran at Wolfgang, but the Bully ducked the Clothesline, and that caused the One Free Man to bounce off the ropes...

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...AND RIGHT INTO A STIFF ELBOW SMASH FROM WOLFGANG, DAMN NEAR KNOCKING SOME TEETH OUT!

"DAMN! Did you HEAR THAT?! That was STIFF AS F*CK, Sarge! ...Sarge?" Church asked.

"...For a moment...in that shot...I felt pity towards the Blue. What a moment...what a moment..." Sarge held his head down. "...MOMENT GONE! GOOD JOB WOLFGANG!"

Church...just stared at Sarge...before slightly banging his head on the table repeatedly.

Gordon rolled across the mat, holding his jaw in immense pain as Wolfgang stood to his feet, sneering as he grabbed the ropes behind him, moving back and forth as he readied himself once more as Gordon used the ropes to pull himself up to his feet...

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...Wolfgang ran and PUMPED THE LEGS...

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...GORDON PULLS THE ROPES DOWN, CAUSING WOLFGANG TO MISS AND GET CROTCHED ON THE TOP ROPE!

"OOOOHHHHHHH..." Sarge and Church BOTH winced.

"...That... Okay, no matter who you are, THAT...will always be painful..." Church stated.

"Wolfgang...the Reds wish for your balls to have a speedy recovery. God bless." Sarge saluted the fallen testicles.

The crowd went "Oooohhh" as Wolfgang's face contorted into a visage of pain, slowly pulling his other leg over the rope to save his manhood from further pain. Wolfgang held his lower regions on the apron as Gordon stood up...

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...but then ran the ropes with a full head of steam...

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...AND SPEARED WOLFGANG THROUGH THE ROPES AND OFF THE APRON, SPLATTING HIM TO THE FLOOR!

"AND SPEAR! SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE DAMN FLOOR! AND AS IF WOLFGANG WASN'T IN ENOUGH PAIN, GORDON JUST SPEARED HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT, FATE, WHY GIVE ALL THE COOL MOVES TO GORDON FREEMAN?! HE DOESN'T DESERVE THEM! GIVE THEM TO WOLFGANG...OR ME!" Sarge shouted at the sky.

The crowd went wild at that move, both Wolfgang and Gordon writhing on the ground as G-Man watched them from a distance, never moving an inch as the ref began to count. 1...2...Gordon began to stir...3...4...Gordon stood up, holding his stomach...5...6...Gordon grabbed Wolfgang and picked him up...7...Gordon threw Wolfgang into the ring, then climbed onto the apron and the corner, breaking the count. He reached the top...measured Wolfgang as he staggered up to his feet in pain...

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...and nailed a DIVING CLOTHESLINE on the Bully!

"And now bad arm be damned, Gordon with the Diving Clothesline! Wolfgang in SERIOUS pain and trouble here!" Church stated.

"Come back, Wolfgang...COME BACK! No, NOT THE COVER!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon held the arm once more, but he pushed through it and hooks the leg once again!

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Wolfgang kick out at 2.78!

"NO! ...Wait, I mean YES! Wolfgang survives again! You can't win dirtbag! The Blues NEVER WIN!" Sarge shouted.

"But didn't Kiva, a "Blue," beat Green, a "Red," last match, and Green turned out to be a "Blue" all along? Didn't we win there?" Church asked in a smartass manner.

"...I hate you so much." Sarge grumbled.

"And I think Gordon hates Wolfgang that much as well, because he's looking TICKED at not finishing Wolfgang." Church stated.

Gordon was angry and frustrated at this point, he just wanted to deal with Wolfgang NOW. So he picked him up and nailed a stiff Forearm to his face, then another, and another...and ANOTHER...and ANOTHER...and ANOTHER...and Gordon just went WILD ON WOLFGANG, NAILING STIFF FOREARMS TO THE FACE REPEATEDLY, DAMN NEAR TRYING TO BREAK WOLFGANG'S FACE WITH THEM!

"GORDON FREEMAN IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF WOLFGANG'S FACE! THE FOREARMS! HE IS DETERMINED TO TURN THAT FACE INTO MUSH!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT, NOT THE FACE! LEAVE IT ALONE! HE NEEDS IT TO INTIMIDATE DIRTBAGS!" Sarge pleaded.

After over twenty forearms to the face, Wolfgang was left dazed and wobbly on his knees as Gordon sized him up...before running the ropes to Wolfgang...

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...AND GOT CAUGHT WITH A THRUST SPINEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE BY WOLFGANG!

"WOAH! Where did THAT come from!? Wolfgang just PLANTED Gordon with that Spinebuster!" Church stated.

"It came from the fact that Wolfgang STILL has life! Now he's about to avenge HIS FACE!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang fell to his knees, holding his face in utter pain before SNATCHING Gordon up to his feet, then grabbing him, lifting him...

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...and DROPS him across the top rope with a Gourdbuster, hanging him there! Gordon lied across the top rope with a groan, while Wolfgang quickly climbed up to the top of a nearby corner, and once there, MOCKINGLY adjusted a "tie" ala G-Man...

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...AND NAILED A DIVING LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HUNG UP GORDON'S NECK!

"THAT'S new from Wolfgang, but it seems he wants to beat Gordon BADLY! Leg drop across a hung up Gordon's NECK! With a little mockery of G-Man along the way! Had to get a shot in!" Church stated.

"Wolfgang can do what he wants, whenever he wants, so he can mock G-Man, no one cares! And now, Gordon..." Sarge stated.

Gordon was sent flipping back into the ring over the ropes, and Wolfgang wastes no time rolling him away from them and hooks the legs!

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GORDON KICKS OUT At 2.91!

"You Just Got...WHAT?! DAMMIT! ANOTHER kick out?! I'm getting REALLY frustrated right now!" Sarge stewed.

"Well, BOTH guys are REALLY frustrated at not putting each other away, but Wolfgang is getting REALLY HOT! I think he thought he would have had this match won by now! This is not sitting well with him!" Church stated.

Wolfgang was now LIVID here, pulling at his hair and shouted down at Gordon "Just STAY DOWN, you damn weenie! Don't you realize you're nothing?! NOTHING! So get off MY yard!" Wolfgang then grabbed the arm and began to STOMP on it repeatedly, giving it more and more damage, Gordon seething through the pain. He then backed up, and quickly ran and SOCCER KICKED Gordon in the side, causing him to roll across the ring in pain. Wolfgang shook his head and said "You're all hype...and I'm about to prove it now!" He then grabbed Gordon by his HEV suit, and pulled him to his feet...

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...and hooked one arm...and then the OTHER...as the crowd realized what he was about to do and booed straight to hell!

"Wait, what is he...OH NO...NOT AGAIN... Not like LAST WEEK..." Church said.

"Hahaha, you damn right! Perfect irony! Beating Gordon with his girlfriend's OWN MOVE! PERFECT! ...Even though I'm back and forth on Chell nowadays, she confuses my opinion on her...PORTAL WOUND! GO FOR IT!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang smirked evilly, knowing how insulting this was, and then went to drop Gordon with the Portal Wound...

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...AND GORDON SUDDENLY LIFTED WOLFGANG INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY AND DROPPED HIM WITH A GRAVITY BLAST!

"Wolfgang with the Por-GRAVITY BLAST! HOLY SHIT, GRAVITY BLAST OUT OF NOWHERE! WOLFGANG GOT COCKY AND PAID THE PRICE WITH A SIGNATURE OF GORDON'S! GORDON HAS HIM!" Church stated.

"WHAT?! NO! WE DON'T WANT ANY GRAVITY BLAST! GRAVITY IS FINE AS IT IS! STOP IT! NO, NOT THE COVER! WE WANT NO COVER!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon rolled onto Wolfgang off that and hooks the leg!

"Gordon HOOKS the leg...!" Church called.

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WOLFGANG KICKS OUT AT 2.9!

"AND WOLFGANG KICKS OUT! JUST before the three count! But...oh crap, I think he's gonna WISH he let the three happen REAL SOON..." Church stated.

"Oh no...THOSE EYES...WOLFGANG RUN! RUN WOLFGANG RUUUUNNNN!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon rolled off of Wolfgang onto his knees, holding his bad arm...and his eyes...they were LIVID. Wolfgang had poked the bear ONE TOO MANY TIMES, as Gordon turned around and BEGAN TO HEADBUTT THE HELL OUT OF WOLFGANG! The Bully was promptly defenseless as Gordon bludgeoned with his own hard head, not relenting one bit before Gordon quickly sat Wolfgang up, before running the ropes AND BOOTING THE BACK OF WOLFGANG'S HEAD SO HARD, YOU COULD HEAR IT IN THE CHEAP SEATS! Wolfgang held his head on the mat, kicking his legs on it before getting yanked up, and then lifted up onto his feet, and then lifted onto his shoulder...

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...and dropped across a turnbuckle with SNAKE EYES! Wolfgang stumbled out of the corner as Gordon ran the ropes...

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...AND DAMN NEAR BROKE HIM WITH A THUNDEROUS SNAP RUNNING STO, SLAMMING HIS HEAD HARD DOWN ON THE MAT ONCE MORE!

"And Gordon HAS GONE BALLISTIC ON WOLFGANG! The Bully getting his head ROCKED with headbutts, boots, STOs, EVERYTHING! Gordon is out to DESTROY Wolfgang, and he's doing a damn good job of it!"

"Dammit, Wolfgang, WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN?! You would've won so much easier if you HAD! GAH!" Sarge held his head.

"And now Gordon for the win...!" Church stated.

Gordon hooks the leg once more!

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WOLFGANG GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT 2.98!

"WOLFGANG KICKS OUT! Wolfgang's one tough bastard, a former World Champion, he won't go down easily! But Gordon Freeman seems like man possessed now!" Church stated.

"Yeah, well, time for the Bully TO EXORCISE THE POSSESSED! I BANISHED THEE BLUE DEMON! I BANISHED THEE!" Sarge shouted.

G-Man nodded as if in approval of Gordon's violent work, who shook off his arm, but he didn't pay it too much mind because he was not done with Wolfgang. Gordon stood up and grabbed the Bully off the ground, but Wolfgang HEADBUTTED Gordon in the stomach, stunning him, followed by an UPPERCUT to the jaw, staggering him! Wolfgang quickly stood up and ran the ropes...

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...but got LIFTED up as he came back and spun around...

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...AND DROPPED WITH A CHRISTOPHER DANIELS-STYLE SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB!

"And THERE'S A SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB! PERFECTLY executed off the run off the ropes! SHADES of the late, great Zack Fair!" Church stated.

"Zack is missed...but Gordon won't be missed! DAMMIT ALL! NO NO NO!" Sarge stated.

The crowd POPPED slightly for the familiar move, a light "Zack! Zack! Zack!" chant breaking out as Gordon has Wolfgang set up in a pin off it!

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WOLFGANG KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!

"And ANOTHER kick out! Wolfgang's a giant jerk, but at the least, he's got a tough streak to him! He knows how to survive a battle!" Church stated.

"You're damn right he does, it was why he was in the first UCA Hell in a Cell, and it'll be the reason why he wins here tonight! Gordon CAN'T put Wolfgang away!" Sarge stated.

Gordon was getting annoyed himself now as he stood up, but then looked at G-Man at ringside, who looked at him and said "I believe it is time, Dr. Freeman...to...acquaint Mr. Wolfgang...with UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES." Gordon nodded in agreement for once with G-Man, and grabbed Wolfgang off of his feet. He then placed him between his legs...

"Well I think he's about to put him away, because I think it's Resonance Cascade time!" Church stated.

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...and hooked the arms and legs...

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...WOLFGANG SUDDENLY LIFTED UP GORDON AND DROPPED HIM WITH AN ALABAMA SLAM!

"ALABAMA SLAM! Out of his freakin' PANTS! That was too close for comfort for Wolfgang, but he avoids the Resonance Cascade!" Church stated.

"Wolfgang has done his homework, and he REFUSES to be hit with that move again! Gordon can't hit it! And he isn't gonna win! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!" Sarge stated.

Wolfgang stumbled back into a corner and fell into it, panting heavily as he nearly got dropped onto his head. Wolfgang looked down at Gordon and sneered as he saw him trying to get up to his feet, and quietly stomped his foot in place...

"And now Wolfgang...looking for the Wolf's Kick...!" Church called.

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...ran towards Gordon as he stood and pumped his leg...

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...GORDON MANAGED TO CATCH THE FOOT! Wolfgang was shocked before being spun around by the leg and CAUGHT WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! Wolfgang was dazed on his feet as Gordon ran the ropes...

"Dammit, he CAUGHT IT and retaliated! React, Wolfgang! REACT!" Sarge exclaimed.

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...AND WOLFGANG DUCKED THE LARIAT, CAUSING MATT NEWMAN TO GET TURNED INSIDE OUT WITH IT INSTEAD!

"OH DAMN! NOT GOOD! Gordon just Lariated THE HELL OUT OF MATT NEWMAN BY ACCIDENT! The ref is DOWN! And that means order is OUT OF HERE!" Church stated.

"Matt Newman...welcome to your first ref bump. You are in excruciating pain, and won't be getting up any time soon, so don't try. Enjoy the pain, and just let these two NOW BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH WITH NO RULES! HAHA!" Sarge cheered.

Gordon looked down in shock at what he had to Newman, before silently cursing his luck, all while G-Man noted "How...impractical" with a neutral tone. Gordon shook his head one last time before turning around and GETTING KICKED IN THE GUT FOLLOWED BY A DDT-NO! Gordon spun out it, and pulled RIGHT into a HEADBUTT! Gordon grabbed the dazed Wolfgang and once put him between his legs, hooking the arms and legs for the KILL...

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...WOLFGANG BROKE FREE, DROPPED TO HIS KNEES, AND LOW-BLOWED GORDON! THE CROWD BREAKS OUT INTO HUGE BOOS!

"OH COME ON! DAMMIT! Wolfgang with the LOW-BLOW! Just as Gordon was going for the Resonance Cascade! SHADES of their FIRST encounter with each other, only this time, there's no ref to DQ Wolfgang!" Church stated.

"Hey no ref, no rules, that's how the business works! Reds know how to use that to their advantage, why don't the Blues? Oh yeah, BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK!" Sarge shouted.

Gordon held his nads in pain, for not even a survivor can survive THAT if male, before falling down to the mat in suffering. Wolfgang was on all fours, panting at that close call before he straightened back up onto his knees...before his eyes caught something in intrigue...

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...Gordon's crowbar lying underneath a corner. Wolfgang tilted his head, almost in intrigue at the iconic weapon of Freeman.

"Uuuuhhh...I don't like the way he's staring at Gordon's crowbar...that doesn't like a good stare." Church stated uneasily.

"Yeah...that's a stare with some evil intention in mind." Sarge noted.

Wolfgang stared at the crowbar in a strange manner for a few seconds...before he crawled over to the corner, and GRABBED the crowbar. He then stood up with it, and stared at it almost in observation before saying "You know...I don't NEED to use this to win, I'm the Alpha Male..."

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..."But I'll sure as hell enjoy caving your skull in with it, so why the hell NOT?"

Wolfgang then turned to the downed Gordon, READYING the crowbar as he stared at him with a WILD look in his eye.

"OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! He's GONNA USE IT! He's gonna use Gordon's own crowbar on him! That son of a bitch is gonna try and steal this one! Just for the SAKE of it!" Church stated.

"No rules right now dirty Blue, and Gordon deserves this! BREAK HIS HEAD OPEN! I want to see BLOOD!" Sarge stated.

"DAMMIT, NO! NOT LIKE THIS!" Church exclaimed.

Wolfgang shouted "COME ON, WEENIE! COME ON, I WANT TO SEE HOW THICK YOUR SKULL REALLY IS! COME ON!" Wolfgang slammed the crowbar into the mat, getting more antsy as Gordon slowly rose to his feet...

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...and he managed to get up and turn around...

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...and Wolfgang rushed towards Gordon, crowbar in hand...

"NO, DAMMIT! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS...!" Church shouted.

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...GORDON DUCKS THE CROWBAR SHOT! Wolfgang stumbles forward before turning around to a KICK TO THE GUT...

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...AND THEN A PORTAL WOUND, THE DOUBLE ARM DDT CONNECTING, WOLFGANG LETTING GO OF THE CROWBAR!

"OH DAMN! PORTAL WOUND! PORTAL WOUND! GORDON SAW IT COMING! HE SAW THE SHOT COMING, AND RETALIATED WITH A PORTAL WOUND! PAYBACK FROM LAST WEEK, AND I THINK CHELL'S SURE HE DOES IT BETTER! AND WOLFGANG JUST LET GO OF THE CROWBAR! WOLFGANG IS SHIT OUT OF LUCK!" Church shouted.

"WHAT?! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! DAMN YOU FREEMAN FOR CHANGING THE SCRIPT! BULLIES! REDS! PLEASE! DO SOMETHING! THIS IS CODE RED OMEGA! CODE RED OMEGA!" Sarge exclaimed.

The crowd went WILD at that move and reference to Chell, as they began to chant "Team Valve! Team Valve! Team Valve!" as Gordon stood up to his feet, FINALLY having enough of Wolfgang's crap! He gave a cutthroat gesture, and the crowd popped, knowing what that signified! Gordon grabbed the downed Wolfgang who had rolled over onto his stomach, and placed him between his legs. He then hooked the arms and legs...

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...LIFTED HIM UP...

"GORDON'S GOT HIM UP FOR IT...! FINALLY GOT HIM UP...!" Church called.

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...WOLFGANG BROKE AN ARM FREE AND SLAMMED GORDON'S CROWBAR ONTO HIS BAD ARM!

"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE F*CKIN' HELL?! THE CROWBAR?! HOW DID...OH SHIT, HE GOT A HOLD OF IT AGAIN BEFORE HE GOT HOOKED AND LIFTED! DAMMIT, ONTO THE BAD ARM, WOLFGANG STRUCK IT! F*CK, THE BASTARD GOT AWAY WITH IT!" Church shouted.

"WOLFGANG SNUCK ONE BY GORDON FREEMAN, AND NOW HIS ARM IS DYING RIGHT NOW! THE DAMAGE PAID OFF! THIS IS WHY HE'S THE ALPHA MALE! AND GORDON'S ABOUT TO GET A TOUGH LESSON!" Sarge shouted.

The crowd gasped in shock as Gordon let go of Wolfgang, holding his arm in PURE AGONY, gritting his teeth as he did so...

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...BUT GOT A CROWBAR SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM WOLFGANG! Gordon stumbled backwards into the ropes off the shot and bounced off them...

"DAMMIT! A GODDAMN CROWBAR SHOT TO THE SKULL AS WELL...!" Church exclaimed.

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...AND RIGHT INTO A WOLF'S KICK TO THE JAW FROM THE BULLY!

"AND THE DAMN WOLF'S KICK! AND HE GOT ALL OF IT! PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T HOW IT ENDS!" Church stated.

"I take back what I said about the Portal Wound being irony...THIS is irony...and I laugh at it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sarge laughed.

Gordon was LAID OUT before Wolfgang threw the crowbar out of the ring and dropped down for the cover! He hooked the leg, and it was just as Matt Newman was starting to come to, and he saw the cover...and crawled towards the two for the count!

"DAMMIT, MATT'S COME TO! COME ON, THIS IS BULLSHIT, ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT, WOLFGANG'S SCREWING GORDON!" Church shouted.

"TOO BAD, DIRTBAG, THE REDS WIN, AND SIMMONS CAN TELL YOU TO SUCK IT! COUNT IT REF!" Sarge exclaimed.

Wolfgang smirked evilly, looking straight at G-Man as he said to him "I win, old man...you lose" as the ref counted.

"NO NO NO, COME ON, SON OF A BITCH! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Church cursed.

"Gordon Freeman..." Sarge began.

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GORDON KICKS OUT AT 2.99999!

"You Just Got-WHAT?! SAY WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! RECOUNT, DAMMIT! RECOUNT! HE TOOK TWO CROWBAR SHOTS, AND A WOLF'S KICK! HE DID NOT KICKED OUT! HE LOST TO THE REDS!" Sarge demanded.

"HE DID NOT! I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT! HE SURVIVED ALL OF THAT! AND WOLFGANG CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! GORDON FREEMAN WILL NOT GO DOWN! THAT SON OF A BITCH IS STILL ALIVE, AND WOLFGANG COULDN'T PUT HIM DOWN WITH HIS BEST SHOT! AND HE'S LIVID!" Church shouted.

The crowd EXPLODED at the kickout, not believing Gordon actually managed to survive all of that...and neither did WOLFGANG, as he looked down at the One Free Man in pure ASTONISHMENT...which morphed into frustration as he exclaimed "ARE YOU F*CKIN' KIDDING ME?! THAT WAS THREE!" Wolfgang then turned to the ref and shouted "THAT WAS THREE DAMMIT!" But he maintained it was TWO...and Wolfgang practically went nuts, screaming in anger before going to a corner and slamming his fist in it repeatedly! He then turned to G-Man...

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...who STILL just stared enigmatically at the scene, adjusting his tie...before nodding. And that little motion did NOT sit well with Wolfgang as he was INCENSED, shouting "HAPPY ARE YOU?! ...WELL BE HAPPY WHEN I DROP HIM ON HIS NECK! I MEANT IT, HIS CAREER DIES! YOU HEAR ME, DIES!" He then grabbed Gordon and placed him between his legs!

"Wolfgang is absolutely FURIOUS, he cannot believe what happened...and if the crowbar and Wolf's Kick couldn't do it, the BULLY BOMB may very well seal the deal off of all that!" Church stated.

"Dammit, I'm angry he survived that in the first place, but if this is what takes, so be it! END HIM NOW, WOLFGANG!" Sarge urged.

Wolfgang HOWLED to the moon before wrapping his arms around the waist...and lifted him up...

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...but Gordon refused to be fully lifted, coming back down! Wolfgang growled and tried to lift again, but got the same result...

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...BUT GORDON SUDDENLY LIFTED WOLFGANG INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY!

"OH! Gordon STILL FIGHTING! Gravity Blast incoming...!" Church called.

Gordon tried for a second Gravity Blast, but Wolfgang struggled, elbowing the head of Gordon before PUNCHING the bad arm, causing him to let go of Wolfgang in pain! The Bully landed behind Gordon, and tried for a Forward Russian Leg-Sweep...!

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...but Gordon quickly threw him off, Wolfgang rolling through onto his feet! Wolfgang stood, but quickly DROP-TOE HOLD Gordon who rushed at him into the middle ropes! Gordon held his chest in pain as he stood, as Wolfgang ran the ropes...

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...AND GORDON CAUGHT THE WOLF'S KICK ONCE AGAIN! Wolfgang was surprised, but Gordon stared at him like he was DEATH before PULLING him in by the leg, grasping the leg under his armpit, and hooking the head...

"GORDON CAUGHT THE KICK! He caught the kick this time, and he's GOT A HOLD OF WOLFGANG!" Church exclaimed.

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...lifting him up Fisherman's style...

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...AND DROPPING HIM WHEN UPSIDE DOWN INTO PACKAGE PILEDRIVER POSITION, ARMS AND LEGS HOOKED!

"He's lifting Wo-OH SHIT...OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! HE'S GOT HIM! SON OF A BITCH, HE GOT HIM! HE DROPPED THE FISHERMAN LIFT INTO A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER HOLD! HE GOT ONE OVER ON WOLFGANG!" Church shouted.

"WHAT?! HOW?! HOW?! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA DO IT! HE CAN'T! THE BAD ARM...! GIVE OUT DAMMIT!" Sarge shouted.

"GORDON COULDN'T GIVE A DAMN! HE JUST NEEDS TO HIT IT NOW OR NEVER...!" Church shouted.

The crowd stood in AWE and anticipation at what they saw, as Wolfgang KNEW he was in trouble and began flailing about as much as he could, especially against the bad arm of Gordon! The flailing and the weakness of the arm nearly forced him to let go...

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...but GORDON HELD ON...

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...AND DROPPED HIM WITH A JUMPING RESONANCE CASCADE!

"RESONANCE CASCADE! RESONANCE CASCADE WITH AUTHORITY! JUMPING AND DRIVING WOLFGANG ONTO HIS HEAD ON THE MAT! WOLFGANG'S OUT! GORDON GOT FREAKIN' ALL OF IT AND THEN SOME! BAD ARM BE DAMNED, HE WAS GOING TO HIT IT THAT TIME!" Church shouted.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT, NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! DAMMIT, GORDON DID GET ALL OF IT! THE DAMN FREE MAN STRUCK HARD! NOT THIS WAY! PLEASE, NO! WOLFGANG IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, HE'S GOT A STABLE TO WORRY ABOUT!" Sarge cried dramatically.

Wolfgang was laid out, absolutely unmoving as G-Man watched, saying "So sorry...Mr. Wolfgang...but this...is how things must be." Gordon held his arm in pain from using the move, but laid on top of Wolfgang, hooking the leg!

"The hook of the leg! Wolfgang's OUT...!" Church stated.

"DAMMIT...DAMMIT...Wolfgang..." Sarge said with a heavy heart.

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"...You Just Got SARGE'D! ...DAMMIT!" Sarge cursed.

"Gordon did it! The One Free Man did it! He BEAT the Bully, the Alpha Male! GORDON WINS!" Church shouted.

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("My World" by Transmissions)

"Here is your winner of the match,haha..."The One Free Man"...GORDON FREEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAANNN!" Cait Sith announced.

The crowd EXPLODED into loud cheers, clapping and cheering for Gordon's victory and chanting "Freeman! Freeman! Freeman!" while Gordon himself rolled off of Wolfgang and got onto his knees. Sweat fell down his brow, and he adjusted his glasses over his eyes before slowly taking a stand to his feet, then taking a deep breath. He soaked it all in, as Matt stood to his feet...and lifted Gordon's good arm up in victory as the crowd cheered even louder at this sight. Gordon looked up at the bright lights, and took it all in, taking immense joy in this moment, before climbing up a corner, and raising his good arm once more, signifying his victory as the crowd cheered around him.

"Gordon Freeman did it! For all the talk that he wasn't all that, that he wasn't anything big, when it came down to it, he took EVERYTHING Wolfgang threw at him! He took the damage to his arm! He even managed to take two shots from his own crowbar, and a Wolf's Kick! Gordon survived it all, and he took it to the Bully and BEAT HIM! Wolfgang COULDN'T kill the career of Gordon before it began! He just couldn't! Gordon Freeman took down a former World Champion, and I can say this with ease...he is going to be a forced to be reckoned in the coming months in UCA!" Church stated.

"Dammit, this can't be! It just can't! Do you know how PAINFUL it was to say my one-liner to WOLFGANG? SO PAINFUL! This was to be WOLFGANG'S MOMENT! He said it himself, if any vet would survive tonight, it would be HIM! He wasn't supposed to LOSE! He was supposed to WIN! DAMMIT! Gordon Freeman can go to hell for all I care...wish he would leave UCA and jump in a pit of Grifs..." Sarge grumbled.

"Well, better get used to it, because Gordon Freeman is sticking around, and if THIS performance was any indication, Gordon Freeman's gonna be raising hell soon, , whatever path he's on! Because I don't think Wolfgang's gonna want ANYMORE of Gordon after what he went through! Gordon STANDS TALL tonight! This is HIS MOMENT...his Final Clash moment!" Church announced.

Gordon Freeman quickly jumped off the corner and back down onto the mat, turning around...and coming face-to-face with the G-Man, who had appeared in the ring out of nowhere. Gordon, however, was not surprised, and just stared stoically at the G-Man...who simply said "Excellent work, Dr. Freeman. I am...impressed. Also...I believe this...belongs to you."

G-Man then held out Gordon's crowbar to him with a smile...and Gordon looked down at it...and simply grabbed it and held it up. And with that done, G-Man then followed up with "I am now quite certain that...your abilities are...quite known to the world now. I believe it is time we...moved onto...bigger pastures, as they say. Don't you agree, Dr. Freeman?" Gordon stared at his crowbar as he listened to those words...before turning to G-Man, and nodded in agreement. "Excellent," the G-Man replied. "Glad you agree. Now...let us be off. We have done our part here." Gordon simply began to make his way out of the ring, and G-Man followed...but not before turning to the downed Wolfgang and said "My apologies, Mr. Wolfgang...but...you should have known better." And with that said, he exited the ring and followed Freeman up the ramp.

"Well...it looks like G-Man and Gordon already have something in mind coming off this win! And who knows what THAT will be, knowing the G-Man! But I can tell, whoever's in their path...well, they better be prepared because we all know what they can do now!" Church said.

"Dammit, I don't want to know what else they got in mind after this! I DON'T! Because I won't like it if THIS is the end result! GO AWAY G-MAN! GO AWAY FREEMAN! YOU'RE NOT WANTED! YOU'RE NOT WANTED! GO AWAY!" Sarge rambled.

"Whatever they got in mind, whatever path they go on now... TONIGHT...Gordon Freeman stands tall! Gordon Freeman...CONQUERS the Bully! Gordon Freeman...is on the rise!" Church exclaimed.

The last shot we see before going to the back is Gordon on the ramp, looking back out to the crowd as the G-Man actually raised his arm to a cheering crowd...and Wolfgang lying in the ring...in pain...and in SEETHING FRUSTRATION at his loss. Gordon and G-Man proceeded to head to the back as the screen changed locations...

The camera went backstage now...and it goes to the Mushroom Kingdom Locker Room, where we Peach, Daisy, (Super) Luigi, and Yoshi all sitting around, looking a bit WORRIED...as Super Mario paced back and forth in front of them, World Title over his shoulder and a displeased look on his face.

"...We had it ALL figured out for the next few months. Our path of dominance. To ensure my reign on top stays intact and we keep the Mushroom Kingdom in firm control! To keep everything in check with us! All you had to do...was YOUR PART...but apparently, you couldn't DO THAT." Mario growled...

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...as the camera turned towards TOAD, who sat in a chair opposite of Mario, looking angry, depressed, and frustrated all at one. His head was held down as he listened to Mario's berating.

"You know, WE COULD'VE helped you win! We could've helped you grab the briefcase, and ensure the plan's success! But noooo, you INSISTED on doing this ALONE. You INSISTED on us staying back so you could win Money in the Bank "all by yourself"...well LOOK WHAT IT HAS GOTCHA! NOWHERE! NOTHING! NADA! ZILCH! THE PLAN IS RUINED, AND NOW A STINKIN' HEDGEHOG COULD STEAL THIS FROM ME WHENEVER! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!" Mario shouted in rage.

Toad just grimaced, clenching his fists tightly. "I didn't need you holding my hands through it. I wanted to do it by myself because I wanted to show them all what I was made of. I didn't need your help to win the damn thing. I had something to prove. Besides...you're the one who doesn't want any help in your title match either."

"YEAH...because I KNOW I can beat Matt Ishida! Matt's a CAKEWALK! His Resurrection is gonna DIE tonight, and I won't even break a sweat! I sure as hell don't need you all to finish the job, unlike YOU who couldn't get the job done tonight when it mattered the MOST!" Mario narrowed his eyes.

"Sort of like how you couldn't get the job done without help most of your reign..." Toad muttered very lowly.

"WHAT was that?" Mario raised an eyebrow.

"...Nothing." Toad shook his head in the negative.

"HMPH...if there is ONE good thing that came out of this, moot as it may be now, was how you lead everyone astray saying YOU would win the case so YOU could be UCA World Champion! I admit, it was ingenious how you fooled them all with your speech, making them believe that when it was really to help me out! Really, nice crowd manipulating skills, I applaud you." Mario smirked. "At the least, I can tell that you're loyal now and forever. Glad to have you aboard, my friend."

Unbeknownst to Mario, who was so convinced of Toad's unquestioning loyalty, Toad CLENCHED his fists tightly, almost drawing blood with them with every word spoken. His head was held down, so Mario couldn't see his expression.

"Still...it DOESN'T excuse your failure and mucking up of the plan!" Mario frowned. "I trusted you to get the job done, and you didn't get it DONE! Now my reign is in jeopardy! Do you have any idea what you've DONE?!"

"Heeeeyyy, brother, wait-a up..." Luigi stated as he stood up, holding his brother back. "He did-a his best...and you-a have to admit, it was pretty damn good! Toad really represented the Kingdom well tonight, and he NEARLY won, more than most would have expected!"

"YEAH! And besides...on the bright side, at least SONIC AND BOWSER didn't win! I say it would have been worse if EITHER of them win! At least with Scourge, we know what he plans to do, or how he thinks!" Daisy piped up, defending Toad as well.

"Hmmmmmm..." Mario hummed on these thoughts, then looked at his brother and his girlfriend. "Alright...I see your point. It could've been much worse, and he DID fight hard and memorably, the lot of good that does in the end. But I'll give him some slack on this. But he should KNOW what he failed to do, and realize what he needs to do to fix it! It's ON HIM! Hopefully, he'll remember that! Now...if you'll excuse me..." Mario adjusted the World Title on his shoulder. "...I have a World Title to match to prepare to win. And as I said...you're all going to stay back here NO MATTER WHAT. Because I'm going to show Toad here...what it's like to get the job done on your own. He can learn from me. See you after my victory, everyone."

Mario gave off a smug grin before walking out of the locker room to prepare for the World Title Match, to leave an exasperated Luigi and Daisy, Peach shaking her head, and Yoshi just watching on...

...all while Toad was still clenching his fists angrily...blood NOW coming from his clenched fists, as he looked up...and his eyes flashed with rage and frustration, gritting his teeth to keep it all in, as he stared at the spot Mario left from before the cameras changed locations, no one in the Kingdom wiser to Toad.

The camera went to another locker room, this time completely empty with nothing moving or making a sound...

...

...until the door was SWUNG WIDE OPEN as if KICKED OPEN...

...

...and it was revealed to be BLUE OAK, leg outstretched as he kicked the door open with angry, fierce expression before entering the room. A THUNDEROUS mixed reaction from the crowd was heard at the sight of him as he dropped a bag onto a bench, and opened a compartment above a locker and pulled out some wrist tape. Sitting down, he only spoke these words...

"Tonight...it all comes to an end. And I'm coming out of it alive...or die trying."

With that foreboding phrase spoken, Blue began to tape his wrists, preparing himself for what he would face in just a few hours...

"...First Red...and NOW BLUE. Blue Oak is HERE, he has arrived...and he looks ready for WAR. Like a starved animal ready to be unleashed...and in just a few hours, both he and Red will be." Church stated.

"The two ingredients for pure destruction and chaos are here...now we just need to put them in a Cell...and let it all boil over into a WAR. You can feel it in the air...

"Blue said it comes to an end...and his words about it show how much he's willing to bet to come out on top. But Red...as we saw earlier, we know how much HE feels he needs to win as well. Hell in a Cell...oh man, it's not gonna be a war...it's gonna be pure destruction." Church stated.

"And the only thing we can do, dirtbag...is watch it go down before our very eyes, wondering what they'll do next." Sarge added.

"Hell in a Cell, the main event...tonight here at Final Clash! But NEXT UP...we have ourselves our FIRST of SIX title matches of the night! Final Fantasy vs Kingdom Hearts! Tidus defends the Cruiserweight Championship against Sora coming off Pride & Glory! Who gets the final one-up?! Find out...NEXT!" Church announced.