"Well...who knew being lazy would pay off? At least we aren't the only ones dealing with our titles being stolen from us..." Church muttered.
"ROBBIE ROTTEN?! OF ALL PEOPLE?! You let Robbie Rotten be the Champion?! What has this world come to?! He didn't even do anything!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Unfortunately, that's what Robbie does. If you expected him to show any real effort, you're sorely mistaken." Church sighed. "In any case, whether we like it or not, we have to move on...and next up, we got ourselves what's going to certainly be a war. Because the Crow himself, Senji Kiyomasa, is about to take on the bastard himself, HABIT the Rabbit, in a Hardcore Match! And this one isn't going to be pretty!"
"Of course, it isn't! This is going to be violent, bloody, and ugly, I'm gonna love every second of it! It's gonna be great...as long as Senji wins! I'M CHEERING FOR YOU FOR ONCE, SENJI! DON'T LET ME DOWN!" Sarge exclaimed.
("A Little Slice of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold)
The boos had come down in fierce order, no loyalty to FWF whatsoever as the Severance symbol appeared on the UniverseTron, and on the stage...and then HABIT THE RABBIT rose from the symbol, a smirk on his face. He took in the boos, no support for him whatsoever, as he practically motioned for them to give it to him more, shouting "THAT'S RIGHT, HATE ME! I DON'T NEED COMPANY LOYALTY TO WIN!" before he began to make his way down the ramp as the Severance Symbol was shown everyone in the arena. He then entered the ring and climbed the corner, before he mocked hearing the boos with a gesture, and then exclaimed "You hate me now?! You're gonna hate me even more soon!" before dropping down.
"The following contest is a Hardcore Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing FWF, from the Candleverse, weighing in at 221 lbs...HABIT...THE RABBIT!" Cait Sith announced. "...So this guy is the epitome of evil? He looks like a jerk."
"And here comes a bastard by the name of HABIT. And let me tell you...he's a piece of work." Church stated. "The crimes he has perpetrated in FWF alone have been crazy, let alone outside the ring. Even in a company with a lot of evil people, there's barely ANYONE that likes HABIT there! Even the FWF fans REFUSE to cheer for him...and he wants it that way. It's him and Severance against the world, and the sad thing is, he could win. And he wants to take out someone who dares to challenge him...and use him as an example before moving away from Hardcore for good."
"This guy can't be trusted! Even I know better than to cheer for him, he's just a little much for even the Reds! But the things he's done, there's a reason he's seen as a monster!" Sarge exclaimed. "He's a PURPLE monster...one that cannot be trusted...and he needs to be ERADICATED FIRST AND FOREMOST! Which is why we entrust this task to Senji, and for once, he better get the job done! ...That is if Severance doesn't show up. We don't know if they will!"
"To HABIT, Senji's just someone he wants to add to his streak of victims to further his own credibility." Church stated. "And he'll get that win no matter what...even if it means using Severance. And honestly...he may not need it, but he'll do it just to tick people off. This bastard can't be underestimated."
("They Are Lost" by Last Remaining Pinnacle)
The crowd exploded with cheers at hearing the music, and the lights turned red and fog appeared on stage...and out came SENJI KIYOMASA, arms splayed out as if they were wings. He then looked up from having his head held down and stared right at HABIT in the ring, before pointing at him. He then stated "Dead-Center" to him before throwing a cutthroat gesture and then made his way down the ramp. He then slid into the ring, and climbed the ropes before splaying his arms once more for the crowd and then dropping at it, and HABIT just yelled at him "I got better catchphrases in my sleep, get new material!" and Senji just sneered at him.
"And his opponent, representing UCA, from Deadman Wonderland, weighing in at 243 lbs..."The Crow"...SENJI KIYOMASA!" Cait Sith announced. "...Hey Senji, do us all a favor, and kick his arse!"
"And here comes the No. 1 Contender to the UCA Intercontinental Title (that mess will be fun to clear up), and he's made it clear...he wants to finally give HABIT the karma that's been coming his way." Church stated. "It's easier said than done, but Senji's in his environment and it's where he's at his best. And he's going to need all of that and more if he wants to take down this bastard. Because god knows what tricks HABIT's gonna have up his sleeve."
"Now Senji, normally, I think you're a dirtbag Blue, but I'll make an exception since this guy is pure evil." Sarge admitted. "You need to win. Especially after the travesty that happened beforehand. Failure is not an option! If you do, I will NEVER cheer for you again, you hear me?! You'll always be a dirty Blue, and that's a fate worse than death! Don't even let Severance stop you, you hear?!"
"Senji's gotta be hyper aware of the looming threat of Severance, that HABIT can call them at any point...but he can't focus on that." Church stated. "All he can do is focus on HABIT, and try to beat him, that's his best chance at victory. And rest assured, he'll be coming at HABIT with everything he's got."
Jimmy Aaron was the ref for the match as he made sure to check both Senji and HABIT, and Senji just nodded, while HABIT just brushed him off and told him to start the match already. Jimmy nodded...AND RANG THE BELL!
"Here we go! HARDCORE MATCH BETWEEN DEADMAN AND SEVERANCE! WHO WINS?! LET'S FIND OUT!" Church exclaimed.
Senji charged at HABIT when the bell rang, but HABIT just slid out of the ring and sauntered around the rings to boos from the crowd. HABIT waved them off, and simply said he was going to fight on his own time and they would damn well wait. Senji, not amused, slid out of the ring and proceeded to chase after his opponent who ran around the ring. The Deadman continued to chase after him until HABIT slid into the ring and Senji got on the apron to go after him, but HABIT suddenly booted him off it and into the barricade. HABIT shouted "Fell for the oldest trick in the book, Deadman!" before sliding outside and began to go to town on him. He then started to slam his head into barricade, before picking him up and Irish Whipping him into the steel steps hard. HABIT then took a mocking bow towards the crowd, just drawing even more boos in the process.
"And HABIT, as always, is just being a dick to start the match. There are very few guys that are truly evil...but this guy is one of them." Church stated.
"He's a true dirtbag, alright. He's too bad for even the dirty Blues, and that's saying something!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT then backed up as he sized up Senji against the steel steps, before rushing at him, but then he ran right into a Back Body Drop right on top of them! HABIT held his back in pain as he managed to pull himself up, but Senji nailed him with a Flying Clothesline off the steel steps! Senji then rolled over to the ring, and reached under it, pulling out a kendo stick and when HABIT stumbles up, he slams the kendo stick across the gut. He then slammed it across the back, causing HABIT to cry out in pain as the Deadman was relentless on his assault, creating welts across the back! He then picked up HABIT, and proceeded to White Russian Legsweep him into the barricade as hard as he could with the kendo stick!
"And Senji turning the tide, showing no mercy! Just merciless with the kendo stick and making sure he feels all the pain!" Church stated.
"This is why
Senji then picked up HABIT and threw him into the ring, before looking under the ring and throwing a trash can full of weapons into the ring. He then slid inside and pulled out a chair from it, and after looking over it with a satisfied expression, he slammed it over the skull of HABIT! He then dropped down and covered him! 1...2...HABIT kicks out! Undeterred, he picked up the chair and wedged it between the turnbuckles, and then picked up HABIT and tried to throw him into the chair. But HABIT slipped out from behind him, and when he turned around, he got a wrench to the gut which was pulled out of the trash can! HABIT then suddenly latched the wrench to Senji's nose AND BEGAN TO CRUSH AND WRENCH IT TIGHTLY WITH THE TOOL!
"OH GOD! OH SHIT! HABIT'S USING THE WRENCH TO CRUSH SENJI'S NOSE! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!" Church stated.
"I DIDN'T KNOW HE WANTED TO TAKE NOSES EITHER! WHAT ELSE DOES HE WANT?! OUR ASSES?!" Sarge questioned.
Senji cried out in pain as he tried to pull his nose away, only for it to get to crushed even more as HABIT tightened, before he got planted with a Reverse STO, the wrench planted into his face as a result! HABIT then shouted "Hey, you already lost an eye, losing a nose should be no big deal!" before ripping the wrench off his now crushed and bloody nose and slammed it across his gut. He then picked up Senji and grabbed the trash can and placed it over his skull, before he picked up a pair of bats that were in the can, and after tapping them together as if doing a song, he then slammed one bat into the trash can-covered Senji! He then nailed him with the other, and then the other, and the other, and then proceeded to do it over and over again, in a fashion as if he were playing a song with Senji and the can!
"Oh holy fuck, HABIT's just making a symphony of damn pain with Senji Kiyomasa! He's literally batting the hell out of him!" Church exclaimed.
"I think he needs to find something else other than music to do, because this songs sucks royally!" Sarge exclaimed.
After many swings with the bats, he then slammed them both into the trash-canned Senji at the same time, sandwiching him and forcing him to drop. HABIT then shouted at the crowd "Hey, like my hardcore?! It's better than your boring old shit!" which gained boos before he dropped for the cover after pulling the can off! 1...2...Senji kicks out! HABIT didn't mind too much though as he grabbed the bat, spinning it with a whistle in his hand before raising it high over Senji, and slamming it down...
...and Senji moved his head to avoid the bat! HABIT scoffed before lifting the bat and swinging down again only for Senji to move his head again! HABIT exclaimed, "Hold you still, you wannabe badass!" before swinging down again ONLY FOR SENJI TO CATCH IN THE NICK OF TIME! HABIT tried to pull it away, but Senji wouldn't let go! HABIT...just let go of the bat, shrugging as he wasn't going to fall for the get pulled in trick BUT GOT LOW BLOWED WITH A KICK FROM BELOW! HABIT held his nads in pain...
...AND SENJI BLASTED HIM WITH THE BAT AS SOON AS HE GOT UP!
"WHAT A SHOT! SENJI JUST CLOCKED HABIT'S LIGHT OUTS WITH THAT SWING, THAT MAY BE A HOMERUN!" Church exclaimed.
"IT'S GOING...IT'S GOING...AAAAANDDD IT'S GONE TO THE RED SKIES!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT was laid out as Senji covered him!
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HABIT kicks out!
"Not enough for Senji to get a win, but I think he's fine with that now that he's got control!" Church called.
Senji indeed was fine with it as he picked up HABIT, who now bleeding profusely, and taking note of the corner, placed him between the legs, and lifted him up in a Powerbomb position. He then ran as fast as he could...
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...AND BUCKLE BOMBED HIM RIGHT INTO THE WEDGED CHAIR IN THE CORNER! HABIT was practically lying right through the turnbuckles in pain, before getting pulled back towards Senji by the arm...
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...AND RIGHT INTO A WONDERLAND WHIP THROUGH THE TRASH CAN!
"And there comes a chorus of pain! Senji giving HABIT some payback after getting messed around for too long!" Church called.
"Send his spirit back to the Severance Dimension! Where it belongs!" Sarge exclaimed.
Senji quickly hooked the leg for the pin!
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HABIT kicks out!
"No, it's not enough, HABIT kicked out! But I doubt Senji's gonna stop here with the pain!" Church stated.
Senji shook his head with a grin before picking up HABIT with a grin and then hooked his arms for the Crow Claw. However, HABIT spun out of it at the last second and nailed him with a forearm that sent him into the ropes. HABIT then ran at Senji from there...
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...AND GOT BACKDROPPED OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE PADDED CONCRETE WITH A SPLAT! HABIT writhed in pain on the outside as Senji watched this, before he climbed up the corner and waited for him to get up, and once he did...
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..SENJI DIVED OFF AND NAILED A DIVING CLOTHESLINE FROM OFF THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!
"FLYING DEADMAN INCOMING! Senji just took to the skies in order to take out HABIT! That madman has no fear!" Church called.
"When he decides to inflict violence, nothing can stop him! He becomes a madman hellbent on destruction!" Sarge exclaimed.
Senji stood up with a wild grin on his face as the UCA crowd cheered before he pointed down at HABIT, and then gave a cutthroat gesture to indicate what he plans on doing. He then proceeds to tear apart the Spanish Announce Table's covering, which Lopez and Gonzales just shrug at, and then picks up HABIT and lifts him into an Argentine Rack near the table...
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...but HABIT managed to slip out from behind Senji just in the nick of time! The Deadman turned around AND GOT BLASTED WITH A TV MONITOR TO THE SKULL!
"HABIT WITH THE DAMN MONITOR TO THE FACE! HABIT avoided disaster and ends up creaming Senji instead!" Church called.
"HABIT's got like nine lives, and even when you exhaust them, he'll kill someone else for another!" Sarge stated.
Senji went down hard as he groaned, and HABIT shouted "There's your close-up, hope it was extra painful!" before slamming it on Senji over and over again. He kept doing it, causing Senji to cry out in pain before throwing the monitor away. He then kicked over the top half of a pair of steel steps, before grabbing Senji and dragging him over to the lower steps and placing him on them. He then grabbed the upper steps and lifted them up high...
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...AND SLAMMED THEM DOWN ONTO THE PRONE BODY OF SENJI, CRUSHING HIM AGAINST THE STEPS!
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HABIT just enacted Con-Stair-To, and I'm sorry for the damn bad wordage, but how else do you describe it?!" Church questioned.
"He damn near chopped that Deadman in half! This is the evil in his mind, beware at all costs!" Sarge warned.
HABIT threw down the steps, and pulled Senji off for a cover!
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Senji kicked out!
"But the Deadman lives on! HABIT's gotta do more than that to take him out!" Church noted.
HABIT was more than willing to do that as he picked up Senji and threw him back into the ring before grabbing the upper steel steps and throwing them in as well He then slid in and saw Senji trying to get up, before kicking him back down. He exclaimed "What's wrong, Senji boy? Too much for ya? Well guess what, this is what happens to everyone who tries to give me what's 'coming to me.'" He then kicked him once more and exclaimed "You call yourself a Deadman yet you aren't dead! Allow me to fix that!" before grabbing him and his head for the inHABITed (Running Tornado DDT), steel steps behind him ...
"Oh no, I think Senji's about to be inhabited, and it's going to come with a taste of steel steps!" Church called...
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...and HABIT jumped up and spun with Senji WHO PUSHED HIM OFF! HABIT landed over on the other side of the steps, and Senji tried to get to him but HABIT knocked him back with a forearm! HABIT then ran up the steps and jumped off RIGHT INTO A STEEL CHAIR THAT SENJI GRABBED FROM THE MAT!
"AND SENJI JUST CLOCKS HABIT WITH A FACE FULL OF STEEL CHAIR! HABIT never saw it coming!" Church called.
"HABIT's Severance Eye didn't help with that one! And I don't think it's about to help with what's coming!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT crumpled to the ground off of that, and Senji quickly picked him up and placed him between the legs, and lifted him up onto his shoulders...
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...AND POWERBOMBED HIM ONTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH AUTHORITY!
"AND THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK! POWERBOMB ONTO THE STEEL FUCKING STEPS WITH NO GIVE!" Church shouted.
"THE POWER OF THE REDS FLOWED THROUGH SENJI BRIEFLY TO GIVE HIM THE POWER TO DO THAT!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT was laid out as Senji pulled him off the steps and made the cover!
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HABIT kicked out!
"But HABIT still lives! It's so damn hard to take this guy down, what's it gonna take?!" Church questioned.
Senji shook his head before rolling out of the ring, knowing exactly what he wanted to do next. He reached under the ring...and pulled out a table, much to the delight of the crowd. He smirked before grabbing the table and propping it up on the apron and the barricade, making it a bridge between the two. He then slid back in the ring and grabbed HABIT before lifting him onto his shoulders. With a bloodthirsty grin, he ran to the ropes and bridged table with HABIT...
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...HABIT slipped out behind Senji in the nick of time, who turned around AND GOT LIFTED UP...
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...INTO A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE STEEL STEPS!
"DEATH VALELY DRIVE WITH AUTHORITY! Senji had bad intentions in mind, but HABIT just said 'Fuck that'!" Church stated.
"That's an evil spirit right there! Real evil! This is why you need to exorcise with authority when you can!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT didn't go for the pin, however, as he grabbed the nearby steel chair, and climbed a corner with it. He then shouted as he was up top, "Hey, since we like steel steps so much tonight, how about I make you feel more pain with it?! You'll enjoy it!" before diving off...
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...AND NAILING A CHAIR-AIDED ELBOW DROP AS SENJI LIED ACROSS IT!
"AND HABIT WITH A CHAIR-AIDED ELBOW TO ADD TO THE PAIN! HABIT may want to move on from hardcore, but make no mistake, he knows how to fight with the best of them!" Church exclaimed.
"Senji, you shouldn't be doing this to me the first time I'm cheering for you! I'm giving you Red power, you hear me?! RED POWER!" Sarge exclaimed.
Senji rolled off the steps in pain as HABIT covered him!
"Here's the cover, will HABIT...?!" Sarge questioned.
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HABIT kicks out!
"No, HABIT remains alive! But he's back in control, and when he's in control, that's NEVER a good thing!" Church proclaimed.
HABIT simply stood up, almost unconcerned with the kickout, as he stood up before yanking up Senji by the hair and sneering at him. He began to shout at him, "What's wrong?! I thought this was your environment! Maybe this is why I'm moving onto better things! I can do this better than you can!" before throwing his head down to the mat. He then slid out of the ring, and pulled out from under the ring another table. He shouted "I can do the table thing too, only better!" before sliding it in. He then quickly set the table up inside the ring before dragging Senji up AND RIGHT INTO A BAT SHOT TO THE GUT! HABIT held his gut as Senji got up, and nailed him across the body with another bat shot! HABIT fell to the ground as Senji raised the bat high for a final blow...
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...but HABIT suddenly Legscissors Takedowns Senji face-first into the turnbuckle! Senji drops the bat in pain before HABIT grabs him from behind AND DRAGON SUPLEXES HIM RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!
"And HABIT snuffs out the attempt to fight back by Senji! HABIT just dropped him right on his head hard! With no remorse!" Church exclaimed.
"This damn HABIT, he keeps on managing to stay one step ahead, and I don't like it! Senji, do something! Let the Red flow through you!" Sarge proclaimed.
HABIT stood up and splayed his arms, shouting at the crowd "Enjoying the show?! I know I am!" garnering massive boos with a shit-eating grin on his face before turning around and kicking Senji in the face. He then picked him up, and placed him between the legs with an evil smirk, hooking the arms and lifting him up...
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...but Senji suddenly flipped through it and landed on his feet! HABIT was stunned AS HE GOT GRABBED BY THE THROAT...
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..AND CHOKESLAMMED THROUGH THE NEARBY TABLE!
"CHOKESLAM! THROUGH WOOD! SENJI PULLING OUT SOMETHING NEW JUST TO MAKE HABIT FEEL THE PAIN! HABIT'S BEEN LAID OUT!" Church exclaimed.
"SENJI SAW THE TABLE AND GAINED THE POWER TO MURDER A SEVERANCE BASTARD VIA THE CHOKE! THIS IS WHAT THE REDS CAN DO FOR YOU!" Sarge proclaimed.
HABI was laid out amid the table remains and got his leg hooked by Senji!
"Senji with the hook of the leg, is this...?!" Church exclaimed.
"HABIT..." Sarge began.
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HABIT KICKED OUT
"You Just Got...AH DAMMIT! Curse you, HABIT!" Sarge cursed.
"HABIT remains alive! He's one tough bastard, we have to admit that! But Senji doesn't relent, not now, not ever!" Church exclaimed.
Senji licked his lips, blood still pouring over his face, and grabbed HABIT by the hair and pulled him up to his feet. He hooked him by the arm, and tried to lift him up. But HABIT wouldn't let himself be lifted up AND KNEED HIM IN THE NADS! Senji held his balls in pain as he dropped to his knee, and HABIT crawled on over to a steel chair, grabbing it tightly as Senji got back up...
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...AND BLASTS SENJI ACROSS THE SKULL WITH IT! Senji fell backwards into the ropes as a result, out of it...
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..BUT BOUNCED OFF THEM TO NAIL A BIG BOOT, SENDING THE CHAIR INTO HABIT'S FACE BEFORE FALLING TO THE GROUND!
"AND SENJI SENDS STEEL INTO HABIT'S FACE AFTER GETTING BELTED WITH IT! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! THEY HAVE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH HELL! WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO GIVE?!" Church questioned.
"THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENS IN HARDCORE MATCH! BLOOD, GUTS, VIOLENCE, DESTRUCTION! I LOVE IT ALL! GIVE ME MORE! DESTROY EACH OTHER! FOR THE REDS!" Sarge shouted.
The two of them were laid out as the crowd was loud and rowdy, loving the violence and eventually, they both stirred. They slowly got up, both of them getting to their feet as they prepared to go at each other again...
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...UNTIL SENJI GOT JUMPED FROM BEHIND BY TAICHI YAGAMI AND NOAH MAXWELL TO THUNDEROUS BOOS!
"OH COME THE FUCK ON! TAICHI AND NOAH! TWO MEMBERS OF FUCKING SEVERANCE GETTING INVOLVED! OF COURSE HABIT WOULDN'T PLAY IT MAN-TO-MAN, JUST WAITED UNTIL THE DAMAGE HAD BEEN DONE TO DO THIS!" Church shouted angrily.
"YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS! I WOULD NORMALLY PRAISE SUCH TACTICS, BUT WITH YOU, I OFFER NOTHING BUT DAMNATION! NOTHING BUT DAMNATION!" Sarge exclaimed.
Noah and Taichi continued to pound away at the bloody Senji, who was trying to cover himself but was having a hard time doing so. They had stomped him into the ground and picked him up, but then he began to fight back, throwing punches at the both of them. The two were getting backed up as Senji was firing with everything he had, and grabbed Noah for the Crow Claws, but he spun away and pushed Senji away INTO A JUMPING KNEE TO THE JAW FROM TAICHI! Senji stumbled out of that INTO A STANDING SIDE SLAM BY NOAH! The two of them were now stomping away at Senji's bloody body to massive boos...
...all while HABIT had slid out of the ring, and grabbed a mic of all things from ringside.
"These fucking piranhas just assaulting Senji who's a bloody mess, and just doing away with any fight back and OH GOD...is that a mic HABIT's got? What he's doing now?" Church questioned in frustration.
HABIT had slid back in the ring, directing Noah and Taichi to hold him up, and as they did so, HABIT began to speak...
"Having fun yet, Senji? I hope you are, because I'm having a blast. Yeah, I know you didn't want these guys here, but come on, are you serious? There's no disqualifications, I'd be dumb if I didn't have them help me out. Gotta use the brains, Deadman, which you clearly lack. That's the problem with guys like you. You think there's some honor in all this, when really, it's just stupid tertiary violence. Why should I fight you without utilizing ALL my advantages? I'm doing what I gotta do for the win. And you want to know the best part?"
HABIT then leaned on, and with an evil, almost sadistic smirk, he continued...
"...I don't NEED these guys to beat your ass! I know I can beat you without them! But I'm having them help because I WANT them to! Because I got better things to do than waste any more time in your little hardcore world and play by your rules. I'm better than all this now. Hell, I'm cutting a promo in the middle of a match, that's how much I feel about you and your kind. I'm the main event...and you'll always be stuck hitting that glass ceiling. Trying to be ultraviolent. I guess what I'm saying is...Dead-Center."
HABIT THEN RAN AND NAILED SENJI WITH THE INHABITED!
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! THE DAMN INHABITED! HABIT JUST DOING WHATEVER HE WANTS, AND HE JUST PLANTED SENJI! THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE HAD THIS ALL PLANNED FROM THE START!" Church exclaimed.
"DAMN YOU, YOU SEVERANCE BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT UCA! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ONE DAY, YOU WILL PAY! I SWEAR IT!" Sarge exclaimed.
The boos were so massive, it was nuclear, and HABIT just dusted his hands off as he hooked the leg with a grin, and Matt was forced to count!
"Fucking dammit..." Church cursed.
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SENJI KICKED OUT!
"OH GOD! SENJI KICKED OUT! SENJI KICKED OUT! SENJI SOMEHOW SURVIVED! HE'S NOT DYING! HE'S NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT TO THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Church shouted.
"GET 'IM, SENJI! GET 'IM!" Sarge urged.
The crowd exploded as HABIT was actually in disbelief and Taichi just stared as if saying "Really...?" and Noah scowled. HABIT shook his head and gave orders to the two of them, and they obliged as they grabbed a pair of chairs and opened them up, placing them adjacent to each other. HABIT then picked up Senji, sneering down at him before placing him between the legs, and hooking the arms, eyeing the chairs...
"Oh no... Senji may have managed to survive before, but he won't survive what may be coming next...!" Church called.
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...but Senji wouldn't let himself be lifted! Annoyed, HABIT kept on trying, but Senji remained rooted until he BROKE FREE, MANAGED TO TURN THEM AROUND AND BACK BODY DROP HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!
"SENJI GOT FREE! HE GOT FREE AND SENT HABIT ON A TRIP!" Church called.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING AB-DAMMIT!" Sarge cursed.
The reason for his curse was Noah and Taichi assaulting Senji, stomping at him some more until Taichi told him to hold him up. Noah obliged, holding Senji's body as Taichi picked up the steel steps, eyeing the Deadman evilly...
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...BEFORE THROWING THEM AS SENJI GOT FREE AND DUCKED, LETTING NOAH GET BLASTED WITH THEM INSTEAD!
"FRIENDLY FIRE! SENJI LETS NOAH TAKE ONE FOR HIM! RIGHT TO THE FUCKING FACE!" Church exclaimed.
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FACE UCA! YOU FACE THE REDS!" Sarge shouted.
Taichi was stunned as Noah dropped down in pain, and he cursed to go after Senji AND RAN RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! Taichi stumbled up to his feet, holding his face in pain when he suddenly got lifted into a Military Press...
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...AND THROWN OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH THE BRIDGED TABLE OUTSIDE AS A RESULT!
"AND THERE GOES TAICHI! BREAKING THROUGH A TABLE WITH AUTHORITY! SENJI WITH NO MERCY!" Church exclaimed.
"NO MERCY FOR THE WICKED! NO MERCY FOR THE HOUSE! NO MERCY FOR ANYONE!" Sarge shouted.
Senji watched as Taichi writhed outside and he scowled angrily at them, before seeing Noah stumble up to his feet in pain AND NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT! He then grabbed the steps and set them up, before dragging Noah onto them, and placed him between his legs...
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...AND DRILLING HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!
"A FUCKING PILEDRIVER! ONTO STEEL! NO FUCKING MERCY FOR ANY OF THEM! SENJI IS PISSED, AND HE MADE NOAH PAY DEARLY FOR INTERFERING!" Church exclaimed.
"NO MERCY FOR ANY OF THEM! MAKE THE HOUSE SUFFER! FOR THE GLORY OF THE REDS AND UCA!" Sarge proclaimed.
Noah crumpled to the ground and rolled to the outside as Senji smirked at what he did, sitting up on the steps AND GETTING KNEED BY A RETURNING HABIT! Senji rolled off the steps as a result, and HABIT rained down fists on him, clearly not going to let Senji have his moment whatsoever. He stomped on him repeatedly before picking him, shouting "This isn't your moment! It's mine!" before picking his head up and slamming it on the nearby steps. He then picked him up, and with a smarmy evil smirk, he grabbed him by the head and took hold of Senji's pants to loud boos...
"Oh no...don't tell me... He's going to use Frank Castle's PUNISHMENT...! This fucking motherfucker, he has to get one last dig in...!" Church exclaimed.
"NO! Don't get Punished, Senji! Don't get punished!" Sarge shouted.
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...and HABIT lifted him up...
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...but Senji spun out of it and Irish Whipped him into the corner! Senji ran at him, but HABIT caught him with a foot to the jaw, stunning him. This allowed HABIT to climb up the corner, flipping off Senji before diving off RIGHT INTO A BAT SHOT TO THE GUT! HABIT landed on his knees, holding his gut in pain and Senji CRACKED him in the back of the head with the bat!
"SENJI WITH TWO BAT SHOTS TO TAKE DOWN HABIT! HABIT'S DOWN, AND IN A WORLD OF PAIN! AND SENJI'S NOT DONE!" Church shouted.
"SENJI'S NEVER DONE...! THE DEADMEN NEVER STOP...!" Sarge exclaimed.
Senji had a wild look on his eye as he picked up HABIT, glaring at him darkly...before giving him a snap cutthroat gesture, shouting "DEAD-CENTER!" before dragging him to the chairs, hooking the arms...
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...AND GIVES HIM THE CROW CLAWS THROUGH THE SET-UP CHAIRS!
"HOLY SHIT! CROW CLAWS THROUGH STEEL CHAIRS! WITH NO REMORSE, SENJI HAD JUST TRIED TO MURDERED HABIT BEFORE OUR EYES!" Church shouted.
"HABIT ANGERED THE BEAST, AND HE PAID FOR IT WITH HIS LIFE! DON'T ANGER A DEADMAN!" Sarge exclaimed.
HABIT was laid out face-first, unmoving before Senji turned him over and hooked the leg!
"Senji with the cover...!" Church called.
"HABIT..." Sarge began.
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HABIT KICKED OUT!
"You Just Got-WHAT?! WHAT?! OH COME ON!" Sarge groaned.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HE FUCKING KICKED OUT?! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE OUT?! WHY WON'T THIS BASTARD JUST DIE?!" Church cursed.
Senji was in disbelief as he sat up, blood all over his face as he looked down at the prone HABIT, before shaking his head. HABIT was just delaying the inevitable, and he was going to make sure of that as he picked him up and then lifted him up onto his shoulders in an Argentine Rack...
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...but then HABIT reached out towards a rope in desperation, and backflipped himself off Senji and onto the top turnbuckle! Senji turned around and got a desperation headbutt from HABIT to drop him to his knees!
"And HABIT saves himself from an Invisible Black out of desperation! He's still got to be out of it from that move though, he barely looks conscious up there!" Church exclaimed.
"HABIT's trying to survive, but he's already on dream street! And he's so close to staying there permanently!" Sarge proclaimed.
HABIT groaned, literally just sitting on the turnbuckle as he leaned over in pain, barely conscious. He tried to regain himself despite his bleeding and sat up, but got a RIGHT from Senji who had recovered! Senji then climbed up the corner, and tried to grab HABIT, but the Severance leader fought back with rights of his own. And from there, the two exchanged blows up top, each one impactful as it could decide the fate of this match...
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...and SENJI won the battle, starting to take over with merciless rights to the skull of HABIT who couldn't defend himself! Then Senji grabbed hold of him...
"Oh Senji's got him, what's he's got in mind...?!" Church questioned.
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...WES SUDDENLY SHOWED UP ON THE APRON AND BLASTED SENJI WITH THE IC TITLE BELT!
"OH WHAT THE FUCK?! WES! IT'S WES, AND HE JUST NAILED SENJI WITH THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE!" Church exclaimed furiously.
"YOU DAMN SNAGGER! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS! I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER! THE REDS WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! HOW DARE YOU GET INVOLVED IN THIS!" Sarge shouted angrily.
The crowd was STUNNED as Wes had climbed up the corner to nail Senji with it, before dropping back down, and the Deadman was out of it on the apron. HABIT, seeing the opportunity, grabbed hold of Senji, placing him between his legs, and hooking the arms...
"Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO...!" Church exclaimed.
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...HABIT NAILED THE BAD HABIT (Package Piledriver) OFF THE TOP!
"FUCKING HELL! BAD HABIT! ALL THE WAY FROM THE TOP! ALL THANKS TO FUCKING WES! JUST WHEN SENJI HAD HIM, FUCK!" Church exclaimed.
"I GAVE YOU RED POWER, SENJI, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME?! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR GIVING YOU SUCH POWER!" Sarge shouted.
Senji was laid out as a result, and HABIT crawled over to him, and hooked the leg!
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, NO...NO...!" Church began.
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"SON OF A BITCH!" Church shouted.
("A Little Slice of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold)
"And here is your winner...HABIT the Rabbit!" Cait Sith announced.
The boos were absolutely thunderous from all ends as HABIT rolled off Senji and out of the ring, sitting against the ring as he panted. He swiped the blood and swet from his forehead, as if in relief before smirking evilly. He then stumbled up to his feet and made his way up the ramp, and as he did so, Taichi had recovered and was dragging a still groggy and hurt Noah up with them. The House of Severance stood tall as HABIT looked back at the ring, grinning as he shouted "TOO BAD YOUR COMPANY COULDN'T KEEP THEIR TITLE, HUH SENJI?! SUCKS FOR YOU!" before holding a hand and creating the Severance symbol on the stage, all while Senji was laid out in the ring, bloodied and barely conscious.
"GODDAMMIT! Fuck everything! Senji had HABIT! He really did, he had managed to fight back against the House, and was so close to just laying out HABIT for good! But fuckin' Wes ruined it! He didn't stop with stealing our title, he had to go and screw us out of another match too!" Church slammed a fist on the table.
"I thought Senji had become one of the Reds! I thought he had truly become one of us...but then that damn Snag Trainer ruined it! He ruined his induction! Wes, you'll pay for this! Because of you, Senji will forever remain a dirty Blue! FOREVER REMAIN A DIRTY BLUE!" Sarge shouted.
"Thanks to this, HABIT's got even more strength and influence! He just won a big time crossover match...and so help FWF, because HABIT's gonna take this all the way there, and add to his growing portfolio, and that's not gonna be good one damn bit." Church cursed.
HABIT and the House made their way to the back...as WES popped up from ringside, and slid into the ring, much to the displeasure of the crowd who had all turned against him for helping out HABIT. He stood over Senji with IC Title in hand, watching as the bloodied Deadman was trying to get up. Senji looked up at the stoic Trainer, and he scowled angrily as he reached up to him to get him...
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...BEFORE WES GRABBED HIM AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE SNAG MACHINE!
"SON OF A BITCH! SNAG MACHINE TO BOOT! AS IF WES HASN'T DONE ENOUGH!" Church shouted angrily.
Senji was laid out once more as Wes kneeled down next to him, looking at what he had just caused. He grabbed the IC Title he dropped, and held it close to Senji's face and stated...
"Consider this a preview of what's to come. Because you and this company...will NEVER get this title back. It's snagged from you...FOREVER."
Wes then stood up on his feet, and held the title over his head, with boos from all sides raining down on him, but he didn't care. This was his moment, and he was not going to let it go any time soon.
"...Consider this man UCA PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE." Church proclaimed with rage. "I hope he's happy with himself...because Senji sure isn't going to be. And with him having a shot at the Intercontinental Title in stone...he won't let this go unchallenged."
"You are a marked man, Wes. This may be your moment...but your day will come. And when it does, the Reds will not have mercy on your soul." Sarge warned.
"At War Zone, Wes will HAVE to defend that Intercontinental Title against Senji...and he HAS to get it back. He just HAS to. There's no other option." Church stated.
The final shot before we go backstage is Wes holding the IC Title high above his head while standing over a prone, bloody Senji, with boos all around him, and an uncertain future before everyone...
We go backstage to see Grif in the backstage interview area, and he watched the whole situation on a TV monitor...
"...Are you fucking kidding me? That's how it went down? ...Well, damn, this is going to mean more work for me, isn't it?" Grif deadpanned.
"GRIF, WE JUST LOST OUR TITLE, AND HE JUST COST US ANOTHER MATCH, DO YOU REALIZE HOW BAD THIS IS?!" Simmons shouted off-screen.
"Yeah, I know, Force is going to have us looking all over the place for the guy in future shows, and we're going to have to do more interviews! This Trainer is going to force us do more work, can you believe that?!" Grif groaned.
"For fuck's sake, Grif, stop complaining! Dammit, Force is gonna be so pissed over this! Fucking hell, and we still gotta do our jobs!" Tucker cursed off-screen.
"Alright, so I'm gonna go over here and take a nap, so you can take care of th-" Grif began.
"Oh no, Grif, you're going to do this interview whether you like it or not! I already did mine with a genocidal guy, and I was scared out of my pants, now you do yours!" Simmons proclaimed.
"Yeah, no getting out of this!" Tucker also added.
"Well fuck." Grif deadpanned. "FINE...ugh...well...here we go...here's your guest for this segment. It's the XCW Challenger for our UCA World Heavyweight Championship, and I hope to God he doesn't take it...Tai Kamiya!"
Tai came into the shot to a great mixed reaction as he gave a sympathetic look to Grif over what just happened, but outside of that, he seemed really focused. He knew what was at stake, and who he was facing.
"Honestly? I'm feeling a lot right now." Tai replied, "I feel like beating Tommy Vercetti to a pulp after everything he's done, I'm disappointed that Sora, Matt and I can't be here as champions together. . .and I'm left wondering when I'll return to WWE's Animation division. But you know what else I feel right now, Grif? Gratitude. I'm grateful to Force The Fox for inviting XCW here to the Post-Clash Bash, I'm grateful that Sora, Matt and I can experience this night together all the same, and most of all. . .I'm grateful to have the opportunity to fight for the UCA World Heavyweight Championship. It feels nice to visit Matt on his home turf. . .because as best friends, there's no question that Matt and I have a LOT in common, and have done everything together. We've saved the world together, we've been tag team champions together, and we worked hard together to get back in our prime after years of floundering in wrestling purgatory. But for every accomplishment we've achieved, is a time where we've come to blows. Because another thing we have in common. . .is that we BOTH think we're the best to ever wrestle. There's no question that Matt is talented; he's one of the best to ever do it. He and I will probably go into the Hall of Fame together after we've retired. But he'll always be in my shadow because I am the face of the Digimon franchise, and I earned that right by having more charisma than him, more marketability than him, and better technical wrestling ability than him, and also. . .better hair."
Tai chuckled to himself before continuing, "I'll never forget beating him at Summerslam in 2003. . .and while our bout at the fourth FWAs may be lost to history, I haven't forgotten what his Rocker Smash felt like. It hurt like hell. But what's gonna hurt more. . .is hearing the UCA fans react after I take their company's top title to XCW. Because I'm not the bad guy. I'm a good guy that's not just looking for my luck to turn for the better in time for Abolishment. . .I'm not just looking for my first time on UCA programming to go better than WWE's crossover with them. . .I'm not just looking to break a 1-1 tie with his best friend because I HATE ties. . .I'm looking to prove to the entire world that between me and Matt. . .I am the better wrestler. What's happened on XCW has left me feeling more ready for a fight than EVER. . .it's just a question of whether Matt's ready for me. Because when wrestling companies come together on shows like this, fiction wrestling is on a big stage. . .and to become UCA World Heavyweight Champion here at the Post-Clash Bash isn't just another goal of mine. . .
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. . .it's my DESTINY."
We go to another area backstage, and we see Robbie Rotten settling himself into a secluded room. He had on his pajamas, and a sleeping cap as he had the XCW Hardcore Title in hand.
"Man, what a day. I worked so tirelessly, I nearly broke my bones carrying this show, and I even showed everyone why I'm Number One by winning this." Robbie held up the XCW Hardcore Title with a proud grin, as if he gone through hell to get it. "It brings a tear to my eye. I'm a true Champion through and through. And after all the hard work I put in, I deserve to sleep the night away. A tired boy needs his rest after all. And in a room that barely anyone ever uses, it's the perfect spot for a nap." He then turned off the lights before stretching his arms out with a yawn. "Good night, Post-Clash Bash. When I awake...I will still be Number One."
He then dropped down to the ground and laid across it, instantly falling asleep. His snores were loud and obnoxious, and he was deep into slumber, perfectly content with snoozing the show away as Champion...
...which is why he had no idea that KENNY MCCORMICK of XCW had begun to quietly open the door. He checked to see if anyone was around, and that Robbie was still sleeping, before he motioned for someone to come in...and it was a REFEREE as both he and Kenny quietly tiptoed over towards Robbie Rotten, with Kenny gesturing for the ref to be quiet. Kenny then kneeled down towards Robbie...
...and placed a solitary finger on Robbie's sleeping body as the ref quietly made the count.
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"Congratulations, Kenny McCormick, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion." The ref whispered.
"Holy shit, Kenny's the new Hardcore Champion, and Robbie doesn't even realize it." Church whispered
"Kenny bringing the title back to XCW, Robbie, you should've tried for once." Sarge also whispered.
Kenny pumped his fists into the air as he quietly cheered, and was handed the XCW Hardcore Title by the ref. He hugged it before he quietly tiptoed out of the room with the ref by him as Robbie slept like a baby. Once he did, he quietly closed the door and once he was sure he had done so...
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...KENNY JUMPED HIGH INTO THE AIR, CHEERING LOUDLY AS IT WAS MUFFLED BY HIS PARKA! He held it high into the air, glad he was a Champion as he ran through the hallways, trying to make sure he got the hell out of dodge. He turned a corner to try and get to a safe place...
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...AND GOT GUNNED DOWN MERCILESSLY WHEN HE DID SO, BULLETS TEARING HIM APART!
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" Church exclaimed almost automatically.
"YOU BASTARDS!" Sarge also exclaimed automatically.
Kenny's corpse lied on the ground, completely swiss cheese and filled with bullet holes...as ED & GIN appeared with rifles in hand, having just committed the act, and looking pleased with themselves.
"...Bitchin'." Ed breathed out with pride.
"That's one less asshole down. Yo, we did you a favor. You owe us one." Gin remarked...
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...as RILEY FREEMAN came into view with a smirk on his face.
"Hey dawg, it's all good. Thanks for helping a *CENSORED* out, homie. I ain't forgettin' this any time soon, that's for sure." Riley remarked as he high fived both Ed & Gin.
"Alright, Riley, we headin' out. Peace out, man." Gin saluted as he and Ed walked off...
...AND RILEY HAD A REF COME IN AS HE PLACED A FOOT ON KENNY'S CORPSE!
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"Congratulations, Riley Freeman, you are the NEW XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"YEEAAAAAHHH, BOI!" Riley cheered as he grabbed the Hardcore Title and held it up in the air. "DUAL HARDCORE CHAMP, YA'LL! THOSE HARDCORE ANIMALS CAN SUCK IT! AHAHAHAHA!"
Riley then ran off, cackling happily as he held up his newly won prize...and as he did so, Robbie poked his head out of the door, yawning loudly...
"Can you all keep it down? I'm trying to sleep through the show..." Robbie stated sleepily, closing the door and none the wiser to what just happened...
"Riley fucking Freeman is XCW Hardcore Champion right now...well that's just swell..." Church deadpanned.
"I can't tell if I should be proud or worried. That boy confuses the hell out of me sometimes. Because I wonder if he thinks things through...but HE'S A DUAL CHAMPION! Who can argue that?! ...Though UCA deserves that honor way more than him!" Sarge exclaimed.
"I have the feeling that it's not going to stop with Riley Freeman. I wonder what's going to happen next. But for now, we got other matches to get to..." Church stated.
"Yeah, and it's time for the pride of UCA to show why she's the Best of the Best, and her opponent is nothing more than the Worst of the Worst!" Sarge urged.
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce
Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
("Seduction" by Eminem)
The first truly split reaction from the crowd was heard as Samus Aran walked out onto the stage, the UCA fans fully behind her tonight, while the non-UCA fans were booing the hell out of her. She had her Diamond in the Mine briefcase at hand and wearing her Zero Suit for the occasion, she had a grin on her face, full of confidence. She held up the briefcase high, motioning that it was only a matter of time before she cashed it in before she made her way down the ramp. She climbed up the steps and entered the ring, holding the briefcase high with one hand, mouthing "Best of the Best" to everyone that would hear.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing UCA, from the Planet Zebes, weighing in at 196 lbs...she is the "Best of the Best"...SAMUS ARAN!" Cait Sith announced. "Wow, she's really confident, isn't she?"
"Samus Aran, the winner of the last Female Best of the Best, has been on top of the world ever since she won it. She's probably guaranteed to be a Champion sooner than later with it, and already has a date with Lightning and two others at War Zone for the UCA Women's Title...she's got everything going right now. And it all started with knocking a certain cheerleader off a leader to get to this point, and she couldn't be prouder of it." Church stated. "...And I hate that she is, because damn this bitch."
"Why wouldn't she? Her victory in Best of the Best was the first for UCA in such matches, and brought pride to our entire company! Anyone that got in the way needed to be knocked off the ladder, and shown their place! Samus deserves to be in the spot she's in, she's already a legend, but people don't respect her! Hell, a girl doesn't know her place and is trying to challenge such a glorious Red! She must be punished!" Sarge exclaimed.
"This goes all the way back to Cold War where Samus won Best of the Best, because while she soared, her opponent? She dropped hard to Earth..." Church muttered. "And that's been lingering ever since..."
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
Hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey
("Hey Mickey" by Tony Basil)
A mixed reaction from the crowd, boos from the UCA crowd, and cheers from the others, especially GAIA was heard as pyro exploded when the music picked up, and out came JULIET STARLING. But instead of being her usual, peppy self, she actually looked frustrated, and even a bit depressed. However, once she looked inside the ring, she saw Samus with a smug grin on her face, and her face resolved into one of determination as she ran down the ring and jumped high into the air, and landed on the apron in a perfect split before sliding into underneath the ropes. She stared at Samus, who held up the briefcase and said "Wish you had this, didn't you?"
"And her opponent, representing GAIA, from San Romero, weighing in at 142 lbs...JULIET STARLING!" Cait Sith announced. "Boy she looks a bit down. Maybe a win will cheer her up?"
"Juliet Starling was once one of the rising stars of GAIA, High Speed Champion, practically seen as being in line as one of the future faces of GAIA. It looked to be cemented by winning Best of the Best...but then Samus beaned her helmet at her skull, sent her off the ladder, and everything's gone downhill for her since. Samus took her moment, and she just hasn't been able to recover." Church stated.
"Are you kidding me? She's been on a downward spiral, dirtbag! She keeps on losing, and in turn, losing confidence! She used to be the most annoying, preppiest girl you could find! Now she's just a sadsack! I mean, when you realize you aren't any better than the great Samus, I can understand. But you need to face reality, girl! The Reds are just better!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Juliet requested this match when this show was announced, perhaps thinking a win over Samus will restore the confidence she once had. But doing that is easier said than done." Church stated.
Matt Newman made sure the girls were ready, and Juliet jumped up and down, nodding her head that she was ready. Samus cricked her neck as she handed her briefcase to ringside, telling Matt to ring the bell already. Once Matt got the go ahead...HE RANG THE BELL!
"HERE WE GO! Samus Aran vs Juliet Starling, a match in the making since Cold War and Best of the Best! Let's get it on!" Church proclaimed.
Juliet started the match circling Samus, who kept her eyes on the cheerleader, and then locked up with her. However, Samus immediately shoved her down the mat with authority, and she got back up in shock. Samus just gave her a smug grin, proud of what she had done, and an annoyed Juliet locked up with her again, but she got thrown across the ring as a result. Juliet stumbled up to her feet, looking stunned against the corner, and watched as Samus had that same grin and gave it a "Bring it" gesture to her. Frustrated, Juilet ran and locked up once more, but immediately got pushed back into the corner. Matt counted for Samus, telling her to break it up, and she did, and Juliet threw a right at her. But Samus ducked, and nailed a Snap German Suplex on her, forcing the cheerleader to roll out of the ring and sit against the barricade in shock.
"Juliet getting thrown around in the early goings, and that's not how she wanted things to go! She's trying to go head-first, and I don't think that's going to work!" Church stated.
"That Blue cheerleader already getting frustrated, and Samus is enjoying it! This is what it likes to feel inferior to the Reds, Blue!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus smirked insufferably in the ring, and splayed her arms shouting "What's wrong? Not up to the task? Not surprised when it's you," and Juliet's frustration showed as she walked around, slapping the apron angrily at what just transpired. Eventually, she took a deep breath, calming herself as she readjusted her strategy. She then slid into the ring and circled Samus, who kept her eyes on her and tried to lock up with her. But Juliet dodged it and kicked Samus in the leg, surprising her. Annoyed, Samus just went for another lockup, but Juliet again dodged and kicked the leg. Not amused, Samus tried once again, but same result before. Glaring at Juliet, she raced at her, but Juliet ducked her, ran the ropes and Dropkicked her in the leg! Samus dropped down to her knees, and Juliet nailed a Running Dropkick to the head!
"Juliet finally clearing her head, deciding to use her speed and nimbleness to her advantage! She's finally got Samus down!" Church stated.
"She can't run around forever! She can't jump her way to victory, so just stay still, you damn cheerleader!" Sarge urged.
Juliet covered, but only got two, but she stayed on Samus, nailing Shoot Kicks as she rose to her knees before Irish Whipping her into the corner. Juliet ran at her but got caught with an elbow, and Samus ran at her for a Lariat. Juliet ducked, grabbing the arm and floating over Samus to quickly nail a Swinging Neckbreaker! Another cover, but only a two count! But Juliet was starting to gain a bit of confidence as she picked up Samus and lifted her into a Fireman's Carry, but before she could do anything, Samus slipped out from behind and grabbed her by the waist. But when she tried to lift, Juliet caught her with an elbow was forced to let go. Juliet then leapt at the ropes and went for a Springboard European Uppercut...but only got a Big Boot right to the face in mid-air!
"Oh man! Juliet had something going, but Samus puts it out with a boot to the face as she was flying!" Church stated.
"She ate it completely, because Samus has no time for flippy, cheery shit! She's here to kick your ass!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus sneered down at Juliet before picking her up and throwing her into the corner, and began nailing repeated Shoulder Thrusts into the gut. After about seven of them, she pulled her in by the arm and nailed her with a Hard Lariat. Juliet went down, but Samus held onto the arm, and pulled her back up by it and hit with another Lariat. But Samus still held onto the arm, and repeated the process all over again. Juliet was limp, but Samus just grinned, and pulled her up by the arm one more time for a final VICIOUS Lariat! Samus covered her off that, but only got two. Samus picked up Juliet, but the cheerleader tried to fight back with punches to the gut, but Samus just kneed her in the face before lifting her up in a Suplex, and planting her down with a hard Gourdbuster!
"And Juliet just got getting blasted right now! Samus showing no remorse as she just inflicts damage!" Church stated.
"It's so simple, yet so effective... It makes me so proud..." Sarge sniffled at the very sight.
Samus made a cover but only got a two count, but quickly pulled her up and threw her hard into the corner. She then ran and nailed a vicious Corner Clothesline, before running back and nailing another! And then she ran back one more time, and went for another, but Juliet ducked and Samus ran into the corner, hitting it hard. She turned around, and got nailed with a Corner Dropkick to the face by Juliet. The cheerleader could finally feel some momentum coming as she ran the ropes towards Samus AND RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT THAT TURNED HER INSIDE OUT! Samus rubbed her face in annoyance before dragging Juliet to her feet...AND PLANTING HER WITH A HARD POWERSLAM! Samus covers Juliet, but only gets two!
"And Samus just DROPPING Juliet hard! The power of Samus just dominating Juliet, and it's not pretty!" Church stated.
"It's pure domination, and that cheerleader can't stand up to it! Zombies are one thing, but Samus is another!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus was feeling good as she smirked and picked up Juliet once more, and then went for a Gutwrench Suplex from her. However, Juliet flipped through it and landed on her feet. Samus turned around to a Savate Kick to the gut, and then Juliet climbed the corner and Moonsaulted off it! But Samus moved out of the way, yet Juliet landed on her feet...
...AND GOT NAILED WITH A BRUTAL DISCUS LARIAT! Juliet was laid out as Samus picked her up once more...AND PLANTED HER WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX THIS TIME!
"And Juliet just absolutely LEVELED! Every time she tries to get something going, Samus cuts her off! Nothing she's doing is working!" Church exclaimed.
"Of course it isn't, because she can't do it! She's not on the level of Samus, and she will always get cut off at the pass!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus made the cover, but Juliet against kicks out at two. But Samus wasn't bothered, she had complete control as she pulled Juliet up by a pigtail. She simply smirked at Juliet's practically pained state, before placing her between her legs, and lifting her in a Prawn Hold BEFORE JULIET SUDDENLY HURRICANRANA'D HER OUT OF THE RING! Samus was a bit stunned as Juliet managed to get up to her, in pain but trying to fight. And once she saw Samus getting up outside, she ran the ropes...
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...AND LEAPS OVER THE ROPES FOR THE CHEERLEADER SPECIAL (Sasuke Special) BUT SAMUS CAUGHT HER ON HER SHOULDER UPSIDE DOWN!
"OH NO...! The STRENGTH of Samus just PLUCKING Juliet out of the air...!" Church exclaimed.
"You can't have nice things, Juliet! Only things that end in pain!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus shook her head before she ran towards the steel post with Juliet in tow but Juliet SLIPPED out of it and PUSHED Samus into the post face-first! Samus held her face in pain as she stumbled over to the next side of the ring AND JULIET SUDDENLY SWUNG HERSELF ACROSS THE POST TO HIT A 619 TO THE BACK OF SAMUS' HEAD!
"619! In CREATIVE FASHION! Juliet with some fight back!" Church exclaimed.
"What the, where did that come from?! She can't do that!" Sarge stated.
Juliet quickly threw Samus back into the ring, and got on the apron and waited for Samus to get up. Then she leaped onto the ropes...
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...AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD METEORA ON HER! AND STAYS ON HER, HOLDING THE LEGS DOWN FOR A PIN!
"SPRINGBOARD METEORA! Knees to the face, and Juliet's got the pin!" Church exclaimed.
"No, those knees stink! You can survive them, Samus!" Sarge urged.
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"Samus kicked out, but Juliet finally with some consistent momentum! Things may be changing in a hurry!" Church observed.
Juliet slowly got up, feeling the change in momentum and starting to feel a bit more confidence, and bobbed her head up and down. And when Samus got up, she was greeted with a Jumping Clothesline. She then got up again, and was greeted with another Jumping Clothesline! Samus got up and tried to throw a Clothesline, but Juliet actually dropped into a FRONT SPLIT to avoid it! Samus bounced off the ropes as Juliet bounced back up to her feet and caught her with a Dropkick to the chest! Samus held her chest in pain before getting picked up and hit with a Northern Lights Suplex...and Juliet rolled off that to her feet to nail a Standing Corkscrew Moonsault on her!
"And Juliet with a flurry of moves on Samus! She's not letting this chance get by her, and that confidence is coming back!" Church exclaimed.
"Samus, quick! You have to hunt her down, before she gains almighty power!" Sarge exclaimed.
Juliet shook her hands as she stood up, and when she did, she went for a Roundhouse! But Samus ducked it, and pushed Juliet into the ropes. She bounced off them and right into a Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker...
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...BUT JULIET ACTUALLY SPUN THROUGH IT TO CATCH SAMUS WITH A DDT!
"And Juliet just whirled right into SPIKING Samus onto her skull! Juliet with the smooth move!" Church exclaimed.
"Dammit, you aren't supposed to twirl into that! Such a thing by cheerleaders is outlawed!" Sarge proclaimed.
Juliet quickly hooked the leg!
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"Samus still survives, but this match has completely changed! It's a REAL match now!" Church stated.
Juliet was indeed rocking now after everything, so she grabbed Samus and looked to her up via a Suplex...but Samus remained rooted to the ground. Juliet kept on trying, but suddenly Samus lifted her up instead! But before Samus could plant her, Juliet managed to nail a knee to the head upside down, forcing Samus to drop her. Juliet then ran the ropes, only to meet with a Big Boot, but Juliet slid herself under it. Juliet then got back up to run at Samus BUT RAN RIGHT INTO A STIFF ELBOW SMASH FROM SAMUS!
"Samus just catching Juliet FLUSH with the elbow! Juliet just dropping like a sack of damn hammer after that!" Church exclaimed.
"That's what Samus does, just stiff the hell out of people! Her stiff elbows knows no bounds!" Sarge shouted.
Juliet fell to her knees, and Samus quickly grabbed her and placed her between her legs. She then lifted her up into a Powerbomb position, BUT JULIET HURRICANRANA'D HER...
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...but Samus actually held onto Juliet's legs and rolled through with her in hand! Juliet was stunned as Samus got to her feet, and she tried to punch her to let go...
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...BUT SAMUS DEADLIFTED HER AND NAILED HER WITH A THUNDEROUS POWERBOMB FACEBUSTER!
"OH GOD! The STRENGTH! Juliet tried another Hurricanrana, but Samus learned and held on! And it led to fucking PAIN!" Church called.
"She wouldn't let go this time, and made Juliet pay for her crimes against humanity!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus turned her over and hooked the leg!
"And here's the cover on the zombie-slayer...!" Church called.
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"Juliet kicks out! She's still in this, but Samus has control back, and that's never a good thing!" Church called.
Samus had enough of having fun kicking around Juliet after that flurry, so she picked her up and hooked her in a Double Chickenwing...before lifting her up...
"Oh boy, it may be time for the Metroid Killer...!" Church stated.
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...and METROID KILLER-DOES NOT CONNECT BECAUSE JULIET ROLLED HER UP IN A VICTORY ROLL PIN!
"OH SHIT! VICTORY ROLL! VICTORY ROLL! SAMUS ROLLED UP AND SHE DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!" Church exclaimed.
"OH NO! SURVIVE, SAMUS! SURVIVE!" Sarge urged.
ONE...TWO...SAMUS KICKED OUT! The two of them scrambled to their feet, and Juliet caught her with an Enziguri to the skull! Samus backed up a result, as Juliet got up and ran at her. But it didn't end well, because Samus lifted her overhead and into the corner...
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...BUT JULIET SAVED HERSELF BY DOING THE SPLITS ON TOP OF THE ADJACENT ROPES!
"WHAT?! WHAT?! DID SHE JUST... THE FUCKIN' SPLITS! ON TOP OF THE ROPES OF THE CORNER! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Church questioned.
"WHAT IN SAM HELL?! THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE! THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE! BE GONE WITH YOUR DARK MAGIC!" Sarge shouted.
The crowd was in disbelief, roaring at this, as Samus was confused as she turned around RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW FROM JULIET! Samus was stunned and Juliet quickly grabbed her head from her position, before suddenly dropping her legs off the ropes, and then kicking them...
...SO SHE COULD BACKFLIP AND NAIL A SHIRANUI ON HER!
"SHIRANUI! How in the HELL?! SOMEHOW, she pulled off a Shiranui from that position! What on fucking earth...?!" Church questioned.
"Damn you and your cheerleader background! Dammit all to HEEEELLL!" Sarge shook a fist.
Juliet quickly grabbed the legs and had her in a pinning position!
"Juliet getting a pin off the Shiranui position! She's got her...!" Church called.
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"NO! Samus with enough to kick out before three! Juliet trying to regain her mojo! Trying to regain what she once had! She's rediscovering it in this match!" Church exclaimed.
Juliet slapped the mat, finally feeling like her old self once more, before she got up and picked up Samus. She then lifted her into a Fireman's Carry for something, but Samus slipped out of in time in front of her and kicked her in the gut. She then grabbed her and lifted for a Standing Side Slam BUT JULIET BACKFLIPPED THROUGH IT ONTO HER FEET! Samus was stunned as Juliet backed into the ropes and she ran at her, but Juliet pulled down the ropes! Samus went over them, but landed on the apron...but not for long as Juliet quickly nailed a Springboard Dropkick to send her to the outside! Juliet wasn't done as she grabbed the ropes as Samus got back up...
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...AND TOOK HER BACK WITH A SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
"AND JULIET GOES FLYING! Juliet going to the air to take down Samus, and showing the world what she can do!" Church exclaimed.
"This damn cheerleader shouldn't fly! Go back to killing zombies! That's all you're good for!" Sarge proclaimed
The crowd was loud as Juliet popped to her feet, and struck a cheerleader pose and many cheered, with some guys even whistling. Juliet then picked up Samus and threw her into the ring, and then got on the apron. She then waited for her to get up, and leaped onto the ropes...
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...AND SPRINGBOARDED RIGHT INTO A BRUTAL LARIAT THAT SPUN HER INSIDE OUT!
"OH SON OF A BITCH! That damn Samus just CLOCKED Juliet out of mid-air with a VICIOUS Lariat!" Church stated.
"Again, she has no time for that flippy shit! She's here for PAIN! She's here for SUFFERING!" Sarge called.
Juliet was laid out like a corpse before Samus grabber her by the waist...
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...AND PLANTED HER WITH A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX, DROPPING HER ON HER HEAD!
"And Samus uses this to just PLANT her on her head! With just PURE STRENGTH no less!" Church stated.
"That's what happen when you mess with the Metroid Hunter! You get dropped on your head mercilessly!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus has her bridged into a pin!
"Well, she's got the pin along with the move...!" Church called.
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"Juliet stays in this thing, but Samus put a damper on her momentum, and that's not a good thing!" Church called.
Samus picked up Juliet and proceeded to nail a series of rapid-fire knees to the skull, each of which were more vicious than the last. This backed her into a corner where Samus transitioned into European Uppercuts to the jaw, which just kept coming one after the other. Juliet was getting blasted and after ten Uppercuts, Juliet was just lying against the corner as if dead. Samus walked away from her, shaking her head at Juliet's fight before she ran right back at Juliet WHO SUDDENLY JUMPED OUT AND NAILED HER WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE HEAD!
"OH! What a DROPKICK! Right to the HEAD no less, you could HEAR that! Samus ran RIGHT into that!" Church exclaimed.
"Dammit, how did she do that?! She was practically dead, how did she come back to life?!" Sarge questioned.
Samus was laid out as Juliet was on her knees, groaning at nearly being beaten to a pulp, but she managed to pull herself up via the corner. She then grasped the ropes...
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...AND PROCEEDED TO LAND THE STAR SOUL (Split-Legged Moonsault)!
"STAR SOUL! The Split-Legged Moonsault! Juliet once again using those splits to hurt Samus!" Church exclaimed.
"Damn those splits! They should disappear into the void! Samus, no! You're better than them!" Sarge shouted.
Juliet stayed on top of Samus and hooked her leg!
"Well, we're going to find out because here's the cover...!" Church called.
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SAMUS KICKED OUT!
"KICK OUT! It's not enough, but Juliet is close! She could be closing in on a huge victory!" Church exclaimed.
Juliet was still a bit groggy from the stiff assault earlier, but she pressed on, dragging Samus to her feet. She knew this was her chance, her moment to finally get back on track against the person who sent her down this path. So she lifted Samus onto her shoulders, and with a burst of energy, threw her off...
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...CHAINSAW BLASTER (Fireman's Carry dropped into a Roundhouse Kick)-DOES NOT CONNECT! Samus caught the foot as she landed on her feet, and Juliet was shocked BEFORE SHE WAS PULLD IN AND PLANTED WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER!
"OH DAMN! Juliet had her chance but Samus SAW IT COMING! Juliet planted with AUTHORITY!" Church exclaimed.
"Guess that was your chance, Juliet. Too bad you let it go to waste, ahahaha!" Sarge laughed.
Samus laid on the mat, groaning before she rolled over to the apron and pulled herself over to the corner. Then she began to slowly climb the corner, and was eventually at the top, setting herself up...
"Oh boy, Samus isn't done. She's got something else in mind, and we all know what she wants from up top!" Church stated.
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...BUT JULIET GOT UP AND NAILED A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! That stunned Samus up top and she was dazed, and Juliet pulled herself up to the top with a groan. She then began to nail repeated fists to the face in order to keep her dazed, before standing tall with Samus...
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...AND TOP-ROPE HURRICANRANA-DENIED! Samus held onto the top and Juliet splat onto the mat hard! Samus panted before she set herself up on the turnbuckle, waiting for Juliet to get up...
"Juliet's Super Hurricanrana is a no-go! Samus had it scouted, and Juliet paid the price! And I think that's not the end of it!" Church proclaimed.
"I think a beam is about to be fired...!" Sarge called.
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...AND THEN NAILED HER WITH THE ICE BEAM!
"ICE BEAM! SHE GOT HER WITH THE ICE BEAM FULL FLUSH!" Church exclaimed.
"THAT'S HOW YOU DO A DROPKICK, JULIET! TAKE NOTES!" Sarge proclaimed.
Samus went over to Juliet, gesturing that it was over before hooking the leg!
"And Samus has the leg hooked...!" Church stated.
"Juliet..." Sarge began.
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"You Just Got...OH DAMMIT! LET UCA WIN! IT DESERVES ANOTHER WIN!" Sarge exclaimed.
"AND IT'S NOT OVER! JULIET STILL LIVES! AND SAMUS IS SEETHING!" Church proclaimed.
Samus was indeed seething, really not amused by Juliet's fight, and so she pulled her up harshfully by her pigtail, gaining a groan from her. She then hooked her arms from behind in a Double Chickenwing, mouthing "It's over..."
"Oh man, Samus may be ready to end this! It's time for the Metroid Killer...!" Church aclled.
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...then lifted her up...
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...METROID KILLER-TURNED INTO AN ARM DRAG! Juliet broke an arm free to reverse that, and Samus rolled to her feet, now frustrated. Juliet ran at her, but got caught with a knee to the gut, and grabbed in a Gutwrench. With a heave, she then lifted her onto her shoulder...
"Nice try, Sterling, but this is still the end for you! Face the wrath of the Reds!" Sarge proclaimed.
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...BUT JULIET SLIPPED THROUGH IT AND NAILED A JUMPING NECKBREAKER FROM BEHIND HER!
"NO! JULIET SURVIVED! Jumping Neckbreaker on Samus! She found an opening and TOOK IT!" Church stated.
"Hey, you shouldn't be able to do that! You should be dead! Stay down and play dead!" Sarge exclaimed.
Samus held her neck in pain and Juliet quickly stumbled up to her feet, leaning against the ropes. She saw Samus was down and trying to get up, and looked out to the crowd. She knew this was her chance, and the confidence she once had was coming back. She nodded her head fiercely, jumping up and down...and then suddenly...
...she suddenly began to do a cheer in the middle of the ring, striking poses as she sung.
"Ready?! OKAY! K-N-O-C-K-O-U-T! Everyone, what does that spell?"
Samus got up to her knees ONLY TO GET BLASTED WITH A MASSIVE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL BY JULIET!
"KNOCKOUT!" Juliet shouted, jumping into one final pose. "Thanks, everyone!"
"HOLY SHIT, WHAT A KICK! JULIET SPELLED OUT A KNOCKOUT AND GAVE ONE TO SAMUS WITH ALL SHE HAD!" Church called.
"OH DAMMIT! DID THE CHEER GIVE HER POWER?! DID IT?! CURSE YOU FOR LEARNING THE BLUE CHEER ARTS!" Sarge cursed.
Samus was laid out, and Juliet knew this was her chance as she picked up the Metroid Hunter, before lifting her onto her shoulders. She then took a deep breath...
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...AND NAILED HER WITH A THUNDEROUS CROSS-LEGGED SAMOAN DRIVER!
"OH GOD! WHAT A DRIVER! SHE JUST PLANTED HER ON HER DAMN HEAD! JULIET DRIVING SAMUS DOWN WITH ALL SHE'S GOT!" Church exclaimed.
"NO THIS CAN'T BE! THIS CAN'T BE! YOU AREN'T POWERED BY UCA OR THE REDS! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AGAIN!" Sarge proclaimed.
Juliet quickly held the legs in that position tightly for the pin as Matt counted!
"AND HERE'S THE COVER! THE PIN OFF THAT...!" Church called.
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SAMUS KICKED OUT!
"NO, JULIET COULDN'T PUT IT AWAY! SAMUS KICKED OUT, AND SHE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Church shouted.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! HOW DOES IT FEEL JULIET?! YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU?! YOU CAN'T! Sarge exclaimed.
"JULIET'S GOTTA BE WONDERING WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO BEAT SAMUS!" Church stated.
Juliet held her pigtails in disbelief, wondering what the hell she had to do to beat Samus. She thought for sure that sequence would end it. However, she knew she had to keep it up so she stood up and grabbed Samus, dragging her over to a corner. And then began climbing the corner, much to the delight of some of the fans...
"Oh boy, I think she's got just the thing to try and take down Samus! A little something beyond amazing...!" Church called.
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...and Juliet stood up top and measured Samus up top, striking a pose once more before diving off...
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...AMAZEBALLS (630 Senton)-DOES NOT CONNECT! Samus rolled out of the way towards the corner! Juliet landed on her feet though, but Samus sprang up and ELBOWED Juliet in the back of the head! She went down, but got yanked up and grabbed in in a Double Chickenwing...
"Alright, NOW it's time for the Metroid Killer! Bye-bye, Juliet...!" Sarge waved.
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...SAMUS LIFTED HER-BUT DIDN'T, BECAUSE JULIET BROKE FREE AND AND NAILED A PELE KICK! Samus staggered back into the ropes, bouncing off them into a Fireman's Carry from Juliet...
"Oh, this could be the Chainsaw Blaster, this could be the REAL knockout...!" Church called.
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...SAMUS SLIPPED OUT OF IT! She landed behind Juliet and pushed her away, but the cheerleader would not be deterred as she ran at Samus once more...
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...who lifted her overhead yet again AND JULIET DROPPED INTO THE SPLITS ONCE MORE BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE SAMUS CAUGHT HER BY THE ARMS IN A CRUCIFIX AS SHE DROPPED!
"OH SON OF A BITCH! SAMUS SAW THE SPLITS COMING! SHE'S SEEN IT ENOUGH AND NOW JULIET'S CAUGHT!" Church shouted.
"I THINK JULIET'S ABOUT TO GO FOR A RIDE! A RED RIDE! A GLORIOUS RIDE!" Sarge predicted.
Juliet's eyes widened as she was held up, and she tried to struggle out of it, but Samus held firm to her arms before running forward with her held above...
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...AND GOT CRUCIFIXED POWERBOMBED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH AUTHORITY!
"OH SHIT! CRUCIFIX FUCKING BUCKLE BOMB! JULIET'S HEAD JUST WHIPLASHED INTO THE CORNER WITH NO FUCKING MERCY!" Church exclaimed.
"WE GOT A CHEER FOR THAT! IT'S CALLED THE 'YOU GOT YOUR HEAD SPLATTED' CHEER! IT'S POPULAR AMONG THE REDS!" Sarge proclaimed.
Juliet was laid out against the corner unresponsive, and Samus quickly picked her up and dragged her to the middle of the ring. She hooked her from behind with a Double Chickenwing, lifted her up...
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...AND PLANTED HER WITH THE METROID KILLER!
"AND THERE IT IS! METROID KILLER! SAMUS GOT ALL OF IT FULL FLUSH!" Church called.
"YOU JUST GOT KILLED METROID-STYLE! AND THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO KILL!" Sarge exclaimed.
Juliet was not moving as Samus rolled them both over, and she held the leg as she sat over her for the pin!
"And here's the pin off that...!" Church called.
"Juliet Starling..." Sarge began.
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"You Just Got Sarge'd!" Sarge finished.
"AND SAMUS HAS DEFEATED JULIET! SHE'S PROVEN WHY SHE'S BEST OF THE BEST!" Church exclaimed.
("Seduction" by Eminem)
"Here is your winner of the match...SAMUS ARAN!" Cait Sith announced.
Samus dropped the leg of Juliet to the ground, panting as she sat on top of Juliet. However, Matt eventually came with her briefcase and gave it to her, and then raised her hand in victory. She raised her briefcase with her other hand as the mixed reaction rained down on her, and she took in her victory. She then climbed a corner and held up the briefcase high once more and exclaimed "Best of the Best...never a doubt."
"Juliet fought as hard as she possibly could. She found a spark of who she once was in this match, nearly came away with the win. But one mistake, going to the well one too many times, is what cost her. Samus caught her, and made her pay big time." Church stated.
"She had her chances, and couldn't get it done. She made my heart pound a few times, but this is why Samus is Best of the Best. Why she won the match! When she's on a roll, almost no one can stop her! This is why she's one of the Reds, she deserves to be among the greatest!" Sarge proclaimed.
"Samus got the wine she craved here tonight, and you have to imagine she's gonna ride this momentum all the way to War Zone. She wants all the gold, and you can only imagine how long it'll before she's wearing one with that briefcase in hand." Church stated. "...And since I don't have to be neutral for her because UCA, all I can say is 'fuck you, Samus.'"
As Samus made her way out of the ring, Juliet slowly sat herself up against a corner in the ring, looking down in sadness and contemplativeness. She had put her all into the match, found herself once more and put on a great performance. But one slip-up, and she lost again, and she was left wondering what she was going to do now, and if her effort mattered. As Juliet contemplated these things, Samus just held up the briefcase high on top of the stage as she watched this, smirking the whole time.
"Juliet has nothing to be ashamed of. She wrestled her heart out, showed why she was a rising star. But she lost yet again, and you have to wonder how that's gonna make her feel after what's happened with her." Church stated.
"Well that's on her. I admit, she gave Samus a real fight, made her work for it. But guess what? She couldn't hang with the Best of the Best, that's just how it is! This is what you get for being a dirty Blue!" Sarge exclaimed.
"I hope Juliet takes the positive shit from all this, but for now, this is Samus' moment, unfortunately. She's standing tall, and this bitch is going to ride this all the way to the top. Hell knows what she's going to do next..." Church muttered.
The final shot we see is of Samus on top of the stage holding up the briefcase high while she motioned that she was going to be Champion eventually, all as Juliet sta in the ring, contemplative the whole time...
We go backstage to where the Playstation All-Stars were, and we see Kat preparing for her match, kicking at the arms of Crunch as he held them up as if they were dummies, all while the others urged her on.
"Come on, Kat, is that all you got?" Crunch grinned as his arms were taking the kicks from her. "I know you can do better! Come on, show us what you're made of!"
Kat's brow furrowed in determination as she kicked harder and harder until she eventually, flipped through the air herself to nail two glorious flip kicks to the arms that knocked them to the side. Kat landed with grace as Crunch was taken back, before grinning.
"Alright, not bad, Kat. Not bad at all. I think you're ready to kick some serious ass." Crunch chuckled, all while Crash gave two big thumbs way up to Kat, even having a big giant foam thumb to show his approval.
"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Looks like you took some pointers from Orange Lightning." Daxter grinned on Jak's shoulder.
"I don't think she did anything like that, Dax. But hey...that was pretty nice." Jak smirked. "No wonder you're called the Gravity Queen."
"Your ability to twist and maneuver your body is most impressive. It will certainly be a great advantage for you in your match tonight." Clank noted.
"No kidding! Azula won't know what hit her! After all, she couldn't handle it before, she won't handle it again." Ratchet chuckled.
"Heh, thanks guys, I appreciate it." Kat rubbed the back of her head with a smile. "The support is great. It means a lot to me, especially since this is already the biggest of match of my career already. It feels so surreal, you know?"
"We know that. And that's why you're going to knock it out of the park." Sly stated, suddenly walking into the picture with a grin, shouldering his cane. "You're the newest member of the Playstation family, but you already made an impact. You wouldn't be in this spot if you weren't good enough, there's a reason Force allowed this match to happen. Because he knows you can get the job done. You trained for this, and it's going to pay off. I know it."
"Thanks Sly. I really want to win this match. Especially considering what happened." Kat suddenly sighed.
"You put a lot of weight on yourself about you beating Azula leading to what happened with her?" Sly questioned, and he just shook his head. "Kat, you don't have to put so much on yourself there."
"But-"
"Hey now, look, that sucks...but you didn't know that would happen. You tried to win, and you can't be blamed for that. Besides, Azula's clearly crazy, and only did that because she's a sore loser." Sly told her as he placed his hand on her shoulder. "So you don't need to wrack yourself over it. She may be mean and scary, but you already beat her once. So you can do it again. It's just common sense. There's nothing to worry about. Because at the end of the night...we'll be calling you Ms. World Openweight Champion."
"Yeah...yeah, you're right! I totally can do it!" Kat, feeling emboldened by the words, pumped her fists. "Whatever happened to get us here, if I can do it once again! She thinks she's gonna push me around and get her revenge, but when it's all said and done, I'll show her who's the Gravity Queen! This is my time to shine!"
"Exactly! And you got us supporting you! We got your back in case any of those Destructix try to show up, got it? You got this!" Sly grinned.
"Yeah! Soon, UCA's gonna have a new Women's Title on its hand! And I'm gonna bring it here in style!" Kat proclaimed with a proud grin.
And from there, the Playstation All-Stars all roared with cheers, mobbing Kat as she laughed, chanting her name as they all showed their support. They had complete and utter faith in Kat to put an end to Azula's reign of terror, no matter what...
We go to another area backstage where we see Riley Freeman walking around the hallways, holding the XCW Hardcore Title in hand, looking at it with a smug smirk on his face...
"Yeah, boi, that's what I'm talkin' about." Riley stated to himself, as if admiring his reflection in the gold. "All those dumb animals thinking you gotta be 'tough' and 'crazy' to be hardcore. Well, look who's hardcore now, bitches? I'm a Double Hardcore Champ, Senji ain't got nothing on me. That's what Smart Hardcore does, and ain't no one smarter than me."
"Yes, I do agree that you certainly proved your intelligence just now with such tactics."
Riley stopped in his tracks, blinking twice, before turning himself around...
...and came face to face with the Demon Sister, Scanty & Kneesocks, of all people, the former having spoken just now.
"...You talking to me, bitches?" Riley questioned.
"Yes, we were actually. And we just wanted to praise your smarts in acquiring the gold the way you did." Scanty remarked with a grin.
"After all, why take the hardest path when a path of least resistance is there? Your ability in seeing this path was more impressive indeed." Kneesocks stated, adjusting her glasses.
"Oh-ho, really? Well, what can I say? I just roll like that. Shit, that's what Riley Freeman's all about." Riley smirked, his ego being stroked massively.
"We can clearly see that. And for your efforts, we would like to reward you with something." Scanty offered a grin to Riley, as they slowly started to make their way.
"Shit, really? You would do that?" Riley asked as the two slowly came by his sides.
"Of course. After all, we have been so very impressed. It's the least we can do." Kneesocks confirmed as the Demon Sisters stood next to him on each side, each grabbing him by the arm.
"Heh, alright! That's what I'm talking about! Finally, some damn respect." Riley beamed, lapping up all the praise. "Alright, you bitches, why don't you give me my reward? I promise that Reezy gonna enjoy it to the fullest."
"Before we do that...we just want to say one thing..." Scanty said as she leaned towards him.
"Oh, and what's that?" Riley asked, still on cloud nine at feeling on top of the world.
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"...Thank you for being gullible enough to let us set you up." Scanty remarked.
"Wait, wha-"
SCANTY & KNEESOCKS LAY OUT RILEY WITH DEMONIC RUURUU!
"OH DAMN! SCANTY & KNEESOCKS SET RILEY UP! AND THEY JUST TOTALLY ELIMINATED HIM WITH DEMONIC RUURUU!" Church exclaimed.
"DAMMIT RILEY, DON'T YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST DEMONS?! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER THAN THAT!" Sarge shouted.
Riley was laid out, and the Demon Sisters...did not go for the pin? Instead, they started to urge someone to come over.
"Come on, pin him! Quick, there's no time to lose!" Scanty proclaimed.
"This is what we've been working towards, this is the moment! Take it now!" Kneesocks urged.
They kept this up for awhile until someone lazily showed up on screen...
...and it was KASHMIR from DFW, who had an aloof, uncaring expression on his face, and he had a ref with him. He regarded Riley on the floor, the urging of the Demon Sisters, and didn't seem to care about it...before shrugging.
"Fine. Might as well, since you two insist on it so much." Kashmir dropped down and hooked the leg.
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"Congratulations, Kashmir, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
Kashmir stood up and was handed the title by the ref, looking unimpressed by it, which contrasted the massive cheering of the Demon Sisters who were quite pleased with what just happened.
"Yes, you did it! You're finally a Champion, Kashmir! We knew you could do it once you put your mind to it!" Scanty cheered, even though she and Kneesocks did most of the work and dragged him into doing it.
"Indeed, this is the first step towards you becoming something much greater than anyone thinks. We will make sure of this." Kneesocks grinned as she adjusted her glasses. "But we must make sure that this remains as such."
"Yes, that despicable 24/7 rule will be a problem. We must make sure you survive the night, come with us at once!" Scanty urged.
She and her sister than dragged Kashmir away, who just sort of shrugged and let them take him away, title and all. Riley was left laying on the floor in pain...
...and Huey Freeman showed up, Gold in the Fort briefcase in hand, looking down at his younger brother.
"...Should have seen that coming. They telegraphed that." Huey shook his head.
"Shut up, Huey, you a bitch for not helping." Riley groaned.
"Sometimes, you need to learn the hard way, Riley. And we're not dealing with that 24/7 madness, we have a cause to fight for." Huey stated as he grabbed Riley and helped him away...
"...Is this really happening? We got KASHMIR as the XCW Hardcore Champion? Oh for the love of..." Church facepalmed.
"Hey, the Demon Sisters want to help Kashmir! I heard that they have committed to grooming him to be a Champion! So let it be that they are going to make him an amazing champion! FOR THE RUURUUS!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Oh hell, they got you saying that shit too?" Church deadpanned.
"It is the correct way to say it! Only a dirtybag like you wouldn't understand." Sarge proclaimed.
Church groaned in frustraiton. "Ugh, of fuckin' course. Dammit, well, that shit's not ending any time soon. For now though...we got ourselves a big match coming up. And it's a match seeped in one thing...respect."
"That's right, we got ourselves someone who can't do anything on the big stage against the top dog of our Women's Division. And trust me, that dirtbag is gonna get her clock cleaned like I wish Grif did!" Sarge cheered.
("Zinnia's Theme" from Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire)
The crowd had a mixed reaction, if somewhat average, as the music played with light red and black lights all over, and out came ZINNIA. She wore her hood over her head, covering her face as she hunched herself, crouching on the ground for a few moments. She then suddenly shot her head up, throwing the hood off to reveal a smirking, toothy grin as if she were like a dragon. She then ran down the ramp and slid into the ring under the ropes, and running over to the corner.
"The following contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the Hoenn Region, representing DFW, weighing in at 122 lbs..."The Lorekeeper"...ZINNIA!" Cait Sith announced.
"And here comes Zinnia, the resident dragon trainer of DFW, and when it comes to her, she has held nothing back with Lightning." Church stated. "She has basically stated that Lightning wouldn't be where she is now if she didn't have a 'group' helping her out in the RR. She called into question all of Lightning's accomplishments, even implying she wasn't as good as advertised. Man, that's a real way to pour gasoline on the fire."
"She's one to talk! Yeah, she wins a lot on the regular shows! But guess what? When it comes to the big shows, the PPVs...SHE LOSES!" Sarge proclaimed. "SHE ALWAYS LOSE! She always puts in a performance worthy of only the dirty Blues! She dares try to take a stab at Lightning?! Soon, our Women's Champion will put in her place! She'll learn RESPECT soon enough!"
"Well, Zinnia has had trouble winning the big match, but this is a chance to change that. This is the biggest match she's ever had, and if she wins this, it could change everything. But trust me, beating Lightning is no small task, and it's going to take everything she's got." Church stated.
("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)
A HUGE mixed reaction came from the crowd in the opposite fashion, and soon enough, out came LIGHTNING FARRON with the Women's Title held over her shoulder. She stood on top of the ramp, staring down Zinnia in the ring with a cold look on her face, before she slowly raised her title into the air as lightning pyro exploded from the stage around her. She then walked down the ramp with title over her shoulder before getting on the apron and entering the ring, raising the title high once more so that Zinnia could see it clearly.
"And her opponent, from Cocoon, representing UCA, weighing in at 132 lbs...she is the UCA Women's Champion...LIGHTNING FARRON!" Cait Sith announced.
"And here is the Women's Champion of UCA, who has reigned for close to eight months with the title." Church stated. She has clearly established herself as one of the best in the business with all the accolades she has gathered, and defenses she has racked up, but Zinnia got her attention when she took exception to how she got those accomplishments. She pretty much insulted Lightning's path to get there, and if she wanted her attention, she certainly got it because Lightning is zeroed in on Zinnia!"
"And she's gonna regret doing that! Does she realize who Lightning is?! The pride and joy of UCA, one of our best! A true Red through and through who gives the crimson skies the shine they deserve! Zinnia really thinks she's on her level?! That Lightning doesn't deserve to be where she is?! She'll eat this trainer for LUNCH! Zinnia will learn the consequences for disrespecting Lightning, like the dirty Blue she is!" Sarge exclaimed.
"If Zinnia lacks any real respect for Lightning, Lightning probably has less for Zinnia herself." Church proclaimed. "And when you throw in the lack of respect between these two people on opposite ends of the success spectrum...oh boy, it's going to be one hell of a fight we've got on our hands."
Lightning and Zinnia met in the middle of the ring and locked up, with Lightning quickly getting her in a Headlock. Zinnia tried to break free, but got taken down to the mat as Lightning wrenched on it. Zinnia gritted her teeth, and wrapped her legs around Lightning's head to break free, but the Champ quickly kipped out of it. The two got to their feet, but Lightning caught her with an Arm Drag, and wrenched on the arm. Frustrated, Zinnia quickly got back up with Lightning and threw her into the ropes, and knocked her down with a Shoulder Block as she bounced back. She then ran the ropes, but Lightning turned on her back as Zinnia leapt over her, and then ducked the Lariat as she got back when Zinnia bounced back, and got her in a Waistlock from behind and took her down with it. Zinnia rolled over to the corner off that, catching her breath as Lightning stared at her and then smirked at her.
"And Lightning getting the better of the opening exchange, and look at that smirk! She's enjoying this!" Church stated.
"Of course she is, she's showing that Zinnia isn't on her level! She should've just stayed in her place after all!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia stared right back at Lightning and sneered, before getting up and locking up with her once more. Lightning yet again got in her a Headlock, but as she tried to take her down with it, Zinnia suddenly grabbed her and lifted her for a Back Suplex. Lightning backflipped out of it, and then grabbed Zinnia by the waist and pushed her into the ropes. Zinnia held onto them, causing Lightning to roll backwards onto her feet, and the Champ ran at her. But she got caught with an elbow, and Zinnia then tried to Springboard off the ropes. However, Lightning got under her and held her up in an Electric Chair, but Zinnia quickly slipped out and landed behind her, grabbing her for a German Suplex. But Lightning threw her overheard. Zinnia rolled to her feet, and got up and was popped into the air WHERE SHE DROPKICKED LIGHTNING IN THE FACE! Lightning rolled over the ropes in shock, as Zinnia got back up and did a mock bow, asking Lightning if that was good enough for her.
"And Zinnia with her own retort for Lightning! She is refusing to be looked down upon!" Church exclaimed.
"She's making a big time mistake! She's not equal to Lightning! She will regret angering the great Red!" Sarge proclaimed.
Now miffed, Lightning got back up and locked up with Zinnia, quickly pushing her back into the corner and held her there. Matt began to count, and before 5, Lightning let go, but then nailed a Knife Edge Chop to the chest. She then Irish Whipped her into the opposite corner and ran after her, but Zinnia grabbed the ropes to push herself up and over the incoming Lightning. The Champ stopped herself from hitting the corner, and turned around as Zinnia went for an Enziguri, but she ducked it. Zinnia hit the mat, but Lightning suddenly leaped at her leg, rolling Zinnia over as she did so and TRIED TO LOCK IN THE LIGHTNING LOCK OMEGA! She tried to hook her leg with her own, but Zinnia was struggling, and suddenly rolled herself to throw Lightning off her leg! Lightning scrambled up to her feet and right into Leaping Calf Kick!
"Lightning trying to lock in that Lightning Lock Omega early, but Zinnia countering it! She's refusing to let herself get taken in this early!" Church called.
"You'll get that locked in on you! You can't escape it forever, Zinnia! CAN'T ESCAPE!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia picked up Lightning and nailed a few elbows on her before grabbing her and lifting her for a Suplex, but Lightning remained on the mat, and lifted her instead. Zinnia flowed through it though and landed behind her, and tried for a German Suplex, but Lightning executed a Standing Switch, and tried for a German of her own. But Zinnia backflipped through it, and when Lightning got up, she tried for a Dropkick. But Lightning caught her by the legs, and dragged her to the corner, then catapulted her into it. Zinnia landed on the second turnbuckle though, and kicked Lightning when she got back up. She then got to the top to set herself up...
...AND GOT DROPKICKED FROM BEHIND OFF IT BY LIGHTNING, AND SHE CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE OUTSIDE THE RING!
"OH GOD! Zinnia was looking for something big, but Lightning was a step ahead, and Zinnia just crashed and burned!" Church stated.
Lightning didn't waste any time as she got on the apron, and waited for Zinnia to get up, who was already groaning in pain as she got up, before the Champ ran across the apron...
...AND LEAPED OFF TO NAIL A DIVING FRONT DROPKICK OFF IT TO SEND ZINNIA INTO THE BARRICADE! Zinnia crashed into hard, and Lightning quickly grabbed and threw her back into the ring. Lightning quickly climbed the corner as Zinnia slowly got up in pain...
...AND NAILED HER WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
"And Lightning goes FLYING twice to deal damage to Zinnia! Lightning showing she can do that just as well!" Church called.
"Zinnia may be a dragon, but Lightning can do anything she can better! The way of the Reds" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning hooked the leg!
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Zinnia kicked out!
"And Zinnia makes the first kick out, but the Women's Champion has full control now and that's not good for her!" Church stated.
Lightning pulled Zinnia up to her feet and rammed a knee into her skull to send her rolling into the corner. She then picked up Zinnia against it, but got a forearm to the face which staggered her back, and Zinnia tried to use it to run at her...
...BUT GOT A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE THAT LAID HER OUT!
"And Zinnia RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT! She just got laid the fuck out!" Church called.
"Think you can handle Lightning?! Fat chance! She's got the meanest boot for a reason!" Sarge stated.
Lightning quickly picked up Zinnia off that, and hooked her up...
...AND NAILED A GERMAN SUPLEX, DROPPING HER ON HER HEAD!
"GERMANSUPLEX! Right on top of her head, so fluid by the Women's Champion!" Church called.
"This is what Lightning is all about! Such beauty! Only a Red could pull that off gracefully!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning keeps the pin bridged!
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Zinnia kicks out!
"But it's not enough! Zinnia kicks out, but she's really on her heels right now!" Chruch called.
Lightning looked down at Zinnia, shaking her head in disapproval before she grabbed Zinnia by the hair, dragging her over to the corner. She pulled Zinnia back by the hair, scowling heavily and muttering "This is what you get for biting off more than you can chew..." before nailing a Knife Edge Chop to keep her stunned. Lightning then went over to the other side of the ring, before running towards Zinnia AND GETTING BOTH LIFTED UP TO THE JAW! Lightning staggered back as Zinnia pulled herself up the corner, and dived off quickly...
...RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER! Zinnia held her gut in pain as she stumbled up to her feet...
...
...AND RIGHT INTO A JUMPING ENZIGURI THAT NEARLY CLOCKS HER LIGHTS OUT!
"And Zinnia just one step too slow AGAIN! Lightning had her scouted, and she got her head kicked in!" Church exclaimed.
"YEAH! That's what I'm talking about! Kick her head in over and over!" Sarge proclaimed.
Zinnia was out on her feet, and Lightning quickly scooped her...
...
...AND NAILED A BEAUTIFUL FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX ON HER!
"And a PERFECT-PLEX! Executed perfectly! ...I swear, I didn't mean for that pun, I swear." Church deadpan.
"Mr. Perfect WISH he had moves like that! He was a great Red, but Lightning's even greater!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning kept the leg hooked as the count was made!
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Zinnia again kicked out!
"Zinnia refusing to die! But every step of the way, Lightning has been one step ahead of her recently! She's taking the newcomer to school!" Church called.
"Never should have challenged Lightning, Zinnia! It only ever ends in pain!" Sarge claimed.
Lightning stood up, and watched as Zinnia tried to get up herself, and shook her head and shoved Zinnia back down, telling her to stay down. However, Zinnia refused to stay down and kept getting back up. Lightning just shook her head and booted her back down. She then picked her up, and shouted she was finishing this before lifting her up for the Lightning Strikes...
...
...but suddenly, Zinnia struggled, and then slipped out of it, rolling Lightning into a Sunset Flip...
"Lightning Strikes-WAIT! COUNTER! Zinnia countered the Lightning Strikes!" Church called.
...
...but Lightning rolled backwards through the Sunset Flip, and went for a Double Foot Stomp BUT ZINNIA ROLLED AWAY FROM IT! Zinnia got back up, and DUCKED a Lariat from Lightning, and pulled her into a Backslide Pin! But Lightning also rolled backwards through it AND ZINNIA GRABBED HER OFF IT FOR THE DRAGON PULSE (Pedigree)...
"WAIT! Dragon Pulse! Zinnia trying to hit the Dragon Pulse...!" Church exclaimed.
...
...but Lightning spun out of it and pulled Zinnia into a HARD knee to the skull! Zinnia was stunned, and Lightning grabbed her into a Russian Leg Sweep, and rolled backwards with Zinnia...
...
...and locked in the Lightning Lock Be-ZINNIA ROLLED THROUGH IT THOUGH ONTO HER FEET AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED LIGNTING'S HEAD OFF!
"OH GOD! Lightning tried for Lightning Lock Beta as well, but got her head kicked off! SHIT!" Church winced.
"DAMMIT! You dirty Blue, that's against the rules, you can't do that! I DEMAND YOU BE DISQUALIFIED!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning was practically out of it as Zinnia tried to regain herself off that sequence of her events, and she eventually saw Lightning slowly get back up to her feet...
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...
...AND NAILED A SHINING WIZARD!
"SHINING WIZARD! She got all of it! Full flush to the skull!" Church called.
"NO NO NO! This can't be it! This can't be! Lightning, save us!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia hurriedly hooked the leg!
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Lightning kicked out!
"The UCA Women's Champion survives! But Zinnia gained a second wind! And that may not be good for our Champion!" Church exclaimed.
Zinnia slowly rolled onto her feet, as she realized this was the opening she had been waiting for, as she felt the intensity hit her, and waited for Lightning to get back to her feet, then ran and nailed a Running Dropkick to send Lightning crashing into the corner! Zinnia then backed up and nailed a Corner Dropkick on Lightning...then proceeded to hit another! And then another! And then a fourth! AND THEN A FIFTH! Lightning was out on her feet, as Zinnia was starting to look like a woman possessed and ran once more...
...
...BUT LIGHTNING DUCKED AND ZINNIA CRAHSED MID-DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER! Lightning rolled away, groggy as she tried to recover from the Dropkick assault and as Zinnia staggered to her feet, Lightning managed to get up, and tried to Suplex her...
...
...but Zinnia landed behind her AND NAILED A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX ON HER!
"DRAGON SUPLEX, JUST LIKE THAT! WITH THUNDEROUS AUTHORITY!" Church called.
"NO! YOU ARE NOT A DRAGON MASTER! GET OUT OF HERE!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning was laid out as Zinnia made the cover!
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Lightning kicked out!
"Lightning kicks out once more, but all the momentum is in Zinnia's corner now! This is not looking good one bit for UCA!" Church called.
Zinnia was absolutely starting to look more and more feral as she was gaining momentum as she quickly picked up Lightning, and tried to set her up for the Dragon's Pulse once more. However, Lightning pushed her away, and Zinnia tried to run after her, but ran right into A FLAPJACK INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE! Zinnia was dazed as Lightning quickly grabbed her and sat her up on top. She then grabbed her...
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...AND APPLIED LIGHTNING LOCK DE-NO! Before she could, Zinnia elbowed Lightning repeatedly, which stunned her, and she grabbed her in an Inverted Headlock...
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...
...AND NAILED A TORNADO INVERTED DDT OFF THE TOP!
"TORNADO INVERTED DDT! After reversing ANOTHER Lightning Lock! Zinnia's got Lightning down!" Church called.
"THE POWERS OF TORNADO SHOULD NOT FAVOR YOU! GET OUT OF HERE ZINNIA!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia hooked the leg!
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Lightning kicked out!
"Lightning AGAIN kicks out! But she can't hit her big moves or submissions! Zinnia has reversed EVERY attempt at them! This Dragon Trainer has SCOUTED every big move of Lightning, she KNOWS this is her chance! She knows she can't let that happen or she's done for! She REFUSES to let the moment go away!" Church called.
Zinnia slapped the mat before getting up and going over to the apron, and waited for Lightning to get up. She grinned almost like a dragon, as Lightning slowly stumbled up,a and she springboarded...
...RIGHT INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY! Zinnia struggled, but Lightning held on...
...
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...AND NAILED A FIREMAN'S CARRY NECKBREAKER ACROSS THE KNEE!
"OH! Now THAT'S gonna leave a mark! Right across the KNEE! That neck's gonna be hurting!" Church winced.
"BREAK THE NECK! BREAK IT INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES!" Sarge cheered!
Lightning hooked the leg!
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Zinnia kicked out!
"NO DICE! Zinnia kicks out! Zinnia had her momentum stopped, but she's not letting it stop her! But Lightning may have other plans!" Church called.
Lightning scowled, clearly fed up with Zinnia as she dragged her up to her feet, and made sure she stayed there before she ran the ropes and VALHALLA STRIKE-DUCKED! Zinnia DUCKED it at the last second as Lightning hit the mat, and scrambled to her feet...
"ZINNIA! Zinnia ducked the Valhalla Strike as well! She had it scouted too...!" Church called.
...
...and Zinnia WENT FOR A JUMPING DDT! ...But Lightning didn't go down as she held Zinnia up in the air before managing to place her on the corner! She tried to climb up, but Zinnia nailed a hard right to stagger her back. Zinnia tried to steady herself...
...
...
...BUT LIGHTNING CLIMBED UP THE CORNER AND HIT A TOP ROPE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX!
"OH GOD! LIGHTNING JUST CLIMBED AND THREW ZINNIA WITH A BELLY TO BELLY OVER THE TOP! WHAT A FREAKIN' CLIMB!" Church exclaimed.
"THAT'S THE POWER OF THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! BOW DOWN TO THE LIGHTNING!" Sarge shouted.
Lightning scrambled over and quickly hooked the leg!
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Zinnia kicked out!
"ANOTHER kick out! Zinnia just won't quit! Zinnia just WON'T stay down! And Lightning has to be FURIOUS!" Church exclaimed.
Indeed she was as she slammed her fist on the mat in frustration, hating how Zinnia was staying in this. She then got up, and tried to pick her up, but Zinnia Back Dropped her over the nearby ropes in desperation. Lightning landed on the apron though, and nailed her with a knee through the ropes to double her down. She then slingshotted over the ropes...
...
...BUT GOT DROPKICKED IN MID-AIR, THE LIGHTNING FLASH BEING CAUGHT MID-MOVE AS LIGHTNING TUMBLED DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A SPLAT!
"DROPKICK! Now the LIGHTNING FLASH got countered! Even in desperation, Zinnia refusing to let Lightning hit any of her big moves! On pure INSTINCT no less!" Church called.
Zinnia panted as she slowly got up, tired but refusing to quit. She saw Lightning groaning as she tried to pick herself up...and that dragon-like grin appeared, as she stalked her prey. And once she was up...Zinnia ran the ropes and NAILED A SUICIDE DIVE ON LIGHTNING INTO THE BARRICADE! ...However, Zinnia stayed on her feet, got back into the ring...AND HIT ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! She then got back into the ring AND ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! AND THEN GOT BACK IN AND ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! FIVE SUICIDE DIVES IN A ROW!
"OH GOD, ZINNIA'S GONA BERSERK! LIKE A FREAKIN' DRAGON! SHE'S SUICIDE DIVING LIGHTING TO FUCKIN' DEATH!" Church called.
"STOP IT! STOP IT! AREN'T SUICIDE DIVES SUPPOSED TO BE SUICIDAL?! STOP THIS IN THE NAME OF THE REDS!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning was out on her feet as Zinnia quickly threw her back into the ring, and then climbed onto the apron. Once she did, she leapt onto the ropes...
...
...
...AND NAILED A SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP!
"SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP! WITH EVERYTHING SHE GOT! ZINNIA'S GOT LIGHTNING DOWN...!" Church called.
"NO NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Sarge called out.
Zinnia quickly hooked the leg!
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LIGHTNING KICKED OUT!
"AND LIGHTNING MANAGES TO KICK OUT! Zinnia SO CLOSE, but Lightning not yet bowing down to her to someone she thinks "chokes"!" Church exclaimed.
Zinnia groaned, but she remained cool so far as she took a deep breath, getting up and waiting for the Champ to get up. Slowly but surely, Lightning did in a daze, and once she did, she got a kick to the gut, and her arms hooked...
...
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...DRAGON'S PULSE-DENIED! Lightning Back Body Dropped Zinnia, but she FLIPPED through it onto her feet! She then used the momentum to bounce off the ropes as Lightning turned around, who tried to catch Zinnia, but Zinnia floated overhead, and grabbed her for a Dragon Suplex...
...
...
...but Lightning wrapped her legs around the waist for a Victory Roll AND SHE GRABBED THE LEG AND TRIED TO LOCK IN THE LIGHTNING LOCK OMEGA!
"OH SHIT! LIGHTNING LOCK OMEGA! LIGHTNING WITH A SMOOTH REVERSAL TO FINALLY TRY TO GET A LIGHTNING LOCK IN ONCE MORE!" Church exclaimed.
"GET IT IN! GET IT IN AND MAKE HER TAP!" Sarge shouted.
Lightning tried to get it in, but Zinnia was struggling against it with all her might...AND ZINNIA SUDDENLY ROLLED LIGHTNING OVERHEAD WITH HER LEGS! Lightning rolled to her feet, royally angry at another Lightning Lock being avoided...
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...AND RIGHT INTO A JUMPING KNEE WHICH STUNNED HER! Lightning was out on her feet as Zinnia ran the ropes herself...
...
...
...BUT RAN RIGHT INTO A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!
"OH JESUS CHRIST! What a SPINEBUSTER! PLANTING ZINNIA WITH AUTHORITY!" Church called.
"YOU JUST GOT YOUR SPINE BUSTED, ZINNIA! DEAL WITH IT!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning hooks the leg!
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ZINNIA KICKED OUT!
"BUT NO! THE MATCH ISN'T OVER! THE MATCH GOES ON! ZINNIA SHOWING SOME DAMN HEART! ZINNIA REFUSING TO LOSE WITH SO MUCH AT STAKE!" Church exclaimed.
Lightning scowled angrily as she shouted at the ref, but he insisted it was only two. Now fuming, Lightning stood over Zinnia, glaring down at this woman who refused to go down. She pulled her up to her feet, and shook her head at her, muttering "We are not on the same level... So just stay down alre-"
ZINNIA SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF LIGHTNING'S MOUTH!
"OH GOD! WHAT A SLAP! ZINNIA WITH SOME DISRESPECT OF HER OWN! SHE WON'T TAKE IT FROM LIGHTNING!" Church exclaimed.
"HOW DARE YOU! THAT'S THE GREATEST WOMEN'S WRESTLER IN THE WORLD! DON"T YOU DARE DISRESPECT HER!" Sarge proclaimed.
Lightning staggered back in shock, as Zinnia smirked, muttering "Heh, not so fun when it happens to you, right..." and she chuckled before GETTING BOOTED DOWN WITH AUTHORITY! Lightning was now absolutely fed up with Zinnia, as she gestured that it was over, and quickly set her up and lifted her upside down...
"Oh god...it may be time for the Lightning Strikes...! Lightning finally about to hit it...!" Church called.
...
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...but as Zinnia was lifted, she grabbed the ropes! She held onto them to make sure she was held upside down. Lightning tried to pull her off to get the move going, but to no avail, Zinnia wouldn't let go! Lightning kept pulling and pulling...
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...until Zinnia pushed off the ropes TO LAND BACK ON HER FEET WITH LIGHTNING BETWEEN HER LEGS, HOOKS THE ARMS, AND HIT THE DRAGON'S PULSE FINALLY WITH AUTHORITY!
"DRAGON'S PULSE! DRAGON'S PULSE! OH GOD, SHE HIT IT! WHAT A COUNTER! SHE GOADED LIGHTNING INTO ATTACKING WITH ANGER, AND IT COST THE CHAMP! SHE HIT IT FULL FLUSH!" Church shouted.
"NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! IT CAN'T BE! NO, PLEASE NO! YOU TRICKY DRAGON, YOU'RE A DIRTBAG! A DIRTBAG!" Sarge shouted.
Lightning was down as Zinnia fell down to the mat, absolutely exhausted from all the abuse she has taken during the match. But she got up, and went over to Lightning...
...only to be horried as Lightning ROLLED OUT OF THE RING off the momentum of the Dragon's Pulse!
"OH DAMN! LIGHTNING ROLLED OUT OF THE RING! SHE ROLLED OUT OF THE RING, MAYBE FROM MOMENTUM, MAYBE FROM INSTINCT, BUT SHE DID! AND THAT MAY HAVE SAVED THE MATCH!" Church called.
"OH THANK EVERYTHING THAT LIGHTNING IS A GLORIOUS RED! A TRULY GLORIOUS RED! PRAISE BE TO EVERYTHING!" Sarge cheered.
Zinnia held her hair in frustration as she sat on the mat, she truly thought she had it. What would it take to get the win she so craved? But she slowly took a few breaths, calming down. She still had this, she knew she did, she had Lightning on the ropes. So she slowly rolled out of the ring, and picked up Lightning and threw her back intot he ring. She then climbed the corner, waiting on top as Lightning slowly stumbled up to her feet...
...and she dived off...
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...and LIGHTNING DUCKED IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! Zinnia however rolled through it onto her feet, quickly improvising as she ran back towards Lightning...
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...RIGHT INTO THE MOST THUNDEROUS VALHALLA STRIKE YOU CAN IMAGINE!
"OH GOD, VALHALLA STRIKE! RIGHT TO THE FUCKING JAW! ALL MATCH, ZINNIA HAS AVOIDED GETTING HIT WITH ONE OF LIGHTNING'S SIGNATURE MOVES, AND WHEN SHE LEAST EXPECTED IT, SHE GOT FUCKING FLOORED!" Church shouted.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING YOU CAN AVOID FATE, YOU DAMN DIRTY BLUE! EAT THAT KICK TO THE JAW AND LIKE IT!" Sarge shouted.
Zinnia was laid the fuck out as Lightning quickly hooked the leg!
"Zinnia..." Sarge began.
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ZINNIA KICKED OUT!
"You Just Got-WHAT?! HOW?! HOW?!" Sarge exclaimed.
"ZINNIA KICKED OUT! DESPITE GETTING HER TEETH KNOCKED OUT, SHE STILL KICKED OUT! THIS MATCH IS GOING ON! ZINNIA REFUSING TO JUST QUIT! SHE'S SHOWING THE HEART OF A CHAMPION!" Church called.
Lightning was in absolute disbelief as she shouted at the ref, claiming that was a three, but he still maintained that it was just a two. She was absolutely frustrated, and held her hair, but she wasn't done. So she picked up Zinnia, hooked her in a Russian Leg Sweep...
...rolled backwards with her...
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...AND LOCKED IN THE LIGHTNING LOCK BETA!
"OH SHIT! LIGHTNING LOCK BETA! WITH ZINNIA OUT, SHE'S FINALLY GOT A LIGHTNING LOCK AND THAT ONE IS NASTY! AND IT'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!" Church shouted.
"TAP, ZINNIA, TAP! JUST TAP!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia cried out in pain as Lightning wrenched the leg over head in an absolutely awful angle that was not meant to be! Matt asked if she wanted to quit, but Zinnia refused, she wasn't going to quit now! She reached out to the ropes, but they were too far away, and she had too little strength to drag them to it! Lightning WRENCHED on the leg even more as Zinnia cried out more!
"The pain has GOT to be excruciating! A leg isn't meant to be bent that way, and it's got to be killer on her! How much longer can she last?!" Church called.
"Not much longer! The tapping will be coming! I am sure of it!" Sarge exclaimed.
Lightning shouted at Zinnia to give up, but she still shook her head, which made Lightning bend the leg over her head even more! A minute had passed, and the pain was almost too much bear for Zinnia! Zinnia was trying to hang on...but slowly but surely, her hand raised into the air...
...it shook in the air...
...Lightning shouted at her to tap...
...the crowd waited with bated breath...
"Oh god...is she...is she gonna...?!" Church questioned.
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...AND SHE FLIPPED THE BIRD TO LIGHTNING TO A MASSIVE POP!
"...HOLY SHIT... NO FUCKING WAY..." Church stated.
"YOU BITCH..." Sarge stated.
Lightning was INCENSED at this, as she freed up an arm and wrapped it around Zinnia's throat TO ALSO START CHOKING HER OUT! All while bending the leg over her head with her other hand! Zinnia's eyes widened as she gasped for air, the pain being doubled!
"Oh Lightning didn't like that! NOT ONE BIT AND NOW SHE'S ADDED A SLEEPER TO THIS! She's being THOROUGH!" Church exclaimed.
"MAKE HER PAY! MAKE HER PAY! MAKE HER TAP!" Sarge exclaimed.
The ref asked if she wanted to quit, but Zinnia STILL REFUSED! Even after over two minutes in the hold, so Lightning just tightened her hold on the leg and around the throat! Zinnia clawed, trying to get Lightning off in any way!
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...but slowly but surely...Zinnia's movement started to slow down...
...
...her eyes started to flutter as she began to still...
...
...and soon enough, she stopped moving as her eyes closed!
"OH SHIT...ZINNIA'S NOT MOVING...ZINNIA'S NOT MOVING! IS SHE...?!" Church exclaimed.
Matt checked on Zinnia, trying to make sure she was still conscious, holding up the arm...
...
...but the arm fell to the ground, as Zinnia was out cold AND MATT RANG THE BELL!
"THAT'S IT! THE MATCH IS OVER! ZINNIA'S PASSED OUT! LIGHTNING WINS!" Church called.
("Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer)
"Here is your winner of the match...the UCA Women's Champion...LIGHTNING FARRON!" Cait Sith announced.
Lightning let go of Zinnia as soon as the annoucement was made, utterly exhausted as she fell onto her back. She had given everything she had to just make Zinnia passed out, and as she was handed her Women's Title, she held onto it tightly as she knew she had been in one hell of a fight. She slowly stood up to her feet, and once she gained her strength, she held her up title, shouting "The best! And don't you forget it!" to a mixed reaction.
"Zinnia REFUSED to tap! She refused to just give in! No matter how much pain she was in, that was the one thing she would never do! So Lightning had no choice but to make her pass out from the pain! And Zinnia was defiant to the end!" Church called.
"But even so, nothing changes the fact, that Lightning STILL WON! She proved why she's in the spot she is, and why she's the best Red today! Do you see what she just did?! She showed Zinnia what's for! And what happens when you step up to her!" Sarge exclaimed.
"Zinna gave it everything she had, but it wasn't enough! God knows who can beat Lightning, who the hell can take down this woman? Because at this rate, there may be no one better in the world than Lightning Farron." Chruch stated.
Lightning rolled out of the ring, panting heavily before slowly making her way up the ramp, bruised and battered, but victorious. Eventually, she reached the ramp before taking one last look at Zinnia in the ring. After a few moments, she scoffed, but at the same time, there was a look of...respect? Acknowledgement? Approval? It was hard to say...but it wasn't pure disdain. Either way, she held up her title one last time, to show who was the Champion before heading to the back...
...
...leaving Zinnia alone in the ring as she came to, as the weight of her loss started to crash down on her.
"Zinnia gave it all she had... She has NOTHING to be ashamed of. She took Lightning to the limit, no one thought she could." Church stated.
"Doesn't change the fact that she's a LOSER! That she CHOKED! Can't win the big one! CAN'T EVER!" Sarge exclaimed.
Zinnia scowled in frustration, slapping the mat. She came so close, yet so far. She had a game plan, executed it perfectly...yet it wasn't enough. She shook her head as she slowly got up...but stopped when she heard something? Confused, she looked up...
...and saw the fans around her CLAPPING! They were CLAPPING and chanting for Zinnia, showing their respect and appreciation for the fight she gave one of the best today. Zinnia blinked twice, as she took it all in, not once expecting such a reaction.
"...Zinnia may not have won the match...but she may have won something just as good...the respect of the fans. And that's hard to come by. I think one day, she's going to get that win she's been waiting for. I'm sure of it." Church stated.
"...Dirtbag Blue propaganda, why are these fans always taken in by it? STOP BUYING INTO IT! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!" Sarge shouted.
"Sarge, shut the hell up." Church deadpanned.
Zinnia took it all for a moment, before chuckling, muttering "Heh...maybe I'm closer than I thought..." before taking a bow to the crowd, and leaving the ring, and the last we see before heading off is Zinnia raising her arms up as the crowd showed her respect for the great performance she showed tonight...
We go backstage to see Tucker in the interview area, and he saw the whole match on camera...
"Damn, are you serious? That bitch won AGAIN? Geez, when DOESN'T she win? I know UCA got a win, but can ANYONE take her down? Sheesh...though I guess when it comes to taking girls down, I don't have a problem. Bow Chicka Bow W-OW!" Tucker got his head BEANED by a chair off-screen.
"I THOUGHT YOU GREW COMPETENT, WHAT'S WITH THOSE STUPID JOKES?!" An off-screen voice said.
"DUDE, they came for the classic lines, what the hell am I supposed to give them?! Something boring?!" Tucker questioned.
"JUST DO THE DAMN INTERVIEW OR ELSE!"
"Alright, shit, man. God, times like this, I almost some of the interviews back in the day...almost." Tucker muttered. "Okay, so next up on the interview train...who we have showing up...why it's that freakin' Power Rangers legend no less...TOMMY OLIVER!"
The greatest Ranger of them all showed up on screen to a big pop from the crowd, looking very intense as he rubbed his hands in readiness.
"Okay, so dude...you got a match with Scourge coming up, and he ain't happy. Hell, he's downright pissed at you for keeping him from the Toon Title at Pride & Glory. Hell, it's the whole reason this match is happening. Do you have anything to say to that? I'm sure you do." Tucker stated.
"Yeah... I got something to say alright. All I got to say is...what was I supposed to do?" Tommy questioned. "What was I supposed to do, just let Scourge win the match without doing anything? It was every man for himself, and I wasn't going to let him win the Toon Title without a fight. And yeah...maybe I didn't want to beat Charlie Brown when I should have. But that's because I have honor. and knew what happened was wrong...unlike that damn hedgehog who wants to take every shortcut in the book." Tommy proceeded to glare into the camera. "It's funny how you blame me for what happened, when if you were in my shoes, you would have done the same thing. Which is not surprising when it comes to you. But you want a fight with me? I'll give you a fight. But I'm gonna show you that I'm not Old Yeller. I've still got a lot of fight left in me...and when I'm through with you...you and your little Destructix gang are gonna realize what it means to mess with the Power Rangers. Because guess what? ...IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!"
The crowd popped at the classic line as Tommy walked off, ready to do battle with Scourge as Tucker watched him and...
"...Dude, I can't tell if that line is the lamest or coolest thing ever. Guess that's why he's Tommy Oliver though..."
We go to another area backstage, a locker room...
...AND THE DEMON SISTERS COME BARRELING INTO IT WITH KASHMIR AND THE XCW HARDCORE TITLE IN TOW! They have Kashmir take a seat, and look out the room!
"Miss Kneesocks, is there anyone outside?" Scanty questions her sister.
"Negatory, Dear Sister, there is no one yet. But that could just as easily change." Kneesocks proclaimed.
"Oh don't I know it? Those hardcore hooligans trying to steal this title away from Kashmir after all the hard work he put into getting it." Scanty scowled.
"...I mean, I didn't do anything, you did it all for me, but thanks, I guess." Kashmir shrugged.
"Kashmir, you do realize how important this is, right?! This is your first big title, an accomplishment after all the work we've put into you!" Scanty stated.
"It is an affirmation of the potential that you hold within, that Ruuruus and order can truly thrive in someone like you. And we cannot have it end with another set of Hardcore Madness...! It's why we are here to stop the madness! TO BRING ORDER! STABILITY! RULES! CONTROL! ALL OF THIS TO FINALLY BRING HARDCORE TO WHAT IT SHOULD BE THROUGH YOU!" Kneesocks proclaimed with great fervor.
"Miss Kneesocks, do be careful, your face is blushing red." Scanty grinned.
"Oh dear..." Kneescoks held her face with a grin. "I can't help it, the passion comes overflowing when knowing how to bring order..."
Suddenly, there attention was brought to Kashmir as the sound of something being caught was heard...and Kashmir was shown just tossing the title up and down, not paying attention to them.
"Hey, you think this belt can fetch something nice? I like being Champion, I guess, but I need options..." Kashmir stated oh so casually.
Scanty just faceplamed, and Kneesocks groaned. "...Kashmir, just stay in here while we go outside to make sure no one comes in. Doing so will make sure no one will come in and you walk out as Champion."
Kashmir just shrugged in complaince. "Whatever you say...," and soon the Demon Sisters did walk out the door, and Kashmir went back to tossing up the title up and down...
...when suddenly, slow, sexy music began to play around him.
"Hm?" Kashmir questioned lazily.
"Well...glad those fun-sucking Demon Sisters out of the way... Now it's just you and me..." A sultry female voice sounded.
Kashmir lazily turned around...and saw PANTY OF THE ANARCHY SISTERS behind him, with a seductive grin with a revealing red dress on. He just blinked and said "...Where the hell did you come from?"
"Like that shit even fucking matters, what matters is that I'm here now...and we can finally have some fun..." Panty grinned as she quickly slid around and sat on Kashmir's lap.
"...Think you can get off my lap, you're kind of heavy." Kashmir remarked.
"Look, you Countryball... I want to have some fun, some REAL fun that only a fucking angel like me! So why don't you just get up...lie on your back...and let me do all the work?" Panty grinned.
"...Okay, so what are you trying to do?" Kashmir questioned, and Panty deadpanned. "Because I'm getting weird vibes and-"
"I'M TRYING TO GET YOU LAID, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" Panty shouted.
"Oh... Huh... Wow, you're pretty easy." Kashmir just bluntly said.
"Look, just get on your back, so I can-"
"Nah, too much work. I rather just sit here and laze about. MUCH better for me that way." Kashmir shrugged.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I'M OFFERING TO BANG YOU RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!" Panty exclaimed in absolute frustration.
"Eh... Sex is nice, but also, what do I care? Don't think Scanty & Kneesocks want me doing that anyway. Hey, can you get off, I REALLY want to sleep." Kashmir stated.
"WHY I OUGHTA-!" Panty was about to strangle Kashmir...
"Kashmir!" The Demon Sisters came back in, the music halting completely, as Scanty spoke. "We heard a commotion and-" They gasped and glared, as Scanty pointed at Panty. "IT'S YOU! YOU FOUL, VULGAR ANGEL!"
"Oh fuck me." Panty deadpanned.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KASHMIR, YOU INDECENT, SEX-CRAZED BIMBO?!" Kneesocks shouted angrily.
"Uh, trying to have the fucking best time of his life and another day for me?" Panty lazily replied.
"I TOLD YOU THIS WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK!" Another voice shouted, as they all turned...
...and from behind a bathroom door (how convenient) popped out Stocking and a referee as she ate sweets, looking unimpressed with her sister.
"But noooo, you just had to fucking try and get him on the ground for a three count the hard way! Had to try and get him to have sex when we could have just teamed up on him for it." Stocking shoved some more sweets into her mouth.
"Hey, it was much less of a need to fucking beat some skulls in, and we could have snuck that shitty title away if we pulled it off!" Panty retorted angrily.
"You just wanted an excuse to get fucking laid on national TV." Stocking deadpanned.
"Well maybe I did, it's an experience I've never fucking had, you know?! How was I supposed to know this lazy-ass idiot had something for those ugly Demon Sisters?!" Panty replied frustratingly.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU IMPURE, DESTRCUTIVE ANGELS!" Scanty shouted angrily.
"YOU DARE TRY TO SEDUCE KASHMIR BEHIND OUR BACK?! SUCH INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!" Kneesocks exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, well what are you going to do about, you fucking assholes?! Cry about it to the devil?!" Panty shouted back.
"For the record, it was her idea, not m-" Stocking began.
"Oh we will do something about it! And once we do, maybe we'll do something about those sweets you have! Perhaps they are against the Ruurus as well!" Scanty stated angrily.
"...Did you just threaten my sweets?" Stocking muttered before glaring. "...Panty, let's kill these bitches."
"Oh you are ON, sister! BRING IT ON, DEMON SISTERS!" Panty shouted.
"OH WE WILL!" Scanty exclaimed.
"AND YOU WILL RUE THE DAY WE DID!" Kneesocks proclaimed.
AND THE TWO SISTER TEAMS WENT AT IT! The old rivals started beating the hell out of each other, throwing each other into locker, grabbing chairs and throwing them, slamming each other into walls, using trash cans, you name it, they just started WAILING ON ONE ANOTHER! It was a battle the fans had been waiting for for a long time in wrestling!
...All while Kashmir watched on the chair he still sat in, looking uncaring at the battle before him.
"...Huh, they did tell me about these angel girls. Guess I forgot about it. Oh well." Kashmir shrugged as he looked over the belt. "I wonder what I can do with this. Maybe I could-"
SUDDENLY, HE GOT PULLED OFF THE CHAIR AND ROLLED UP FROM BEHIND! THE REF SAW THIS AND COUNTED!
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHAT THE HELL...?!" Church called.
1...
2...
3!
"Congratulations, Josh, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"
"HOLY SHIT...!" Church called.
The sister teams stopped fighting as they looked to see that Josh from Until Dawn and FWF had taken advantage of the chaos, and rolled up Kashmir! He held the title up, roaring in triumph before he ran AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN! They all just stared in shock for a few moments...until...
"...THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Scanty shouted.
"OUR FAULT?!" Panty shouted back.
"BECAUSE OF YOUR DISTRACTION, KASHMIR LOST THE XCW HARDCORE TITLE! YOU NO GOOD ANGELS!" Kneesocks exclaimed.
"NOT OUR FAULT YOU CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF YOUR BOY TOY, YOU DEMON WHORES!" Stocking shouted back.
"WANT TO GET A TASTE OF THE RUURUUS?!" Scanty proclaimed.
"GO AHEAD, WE'LL TRASH THEM LIKE WE DO ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO!" Panty retorted.
And they all began fighting again in rage and anger, and we can't be sure there weren't bullets and blades flying around amid the whole battle. All while Kashmir watched on...
"...Eh, it was okay being a Champion for awhile, I guess. I'm gonna go take a nap though." Kashmir stated uncaringly before laying down and taking said nap, all while the fight was going on around him in chaos...
A/N: And ANOTHER part of Post-Clash Bash finally done. Sorry this took so long, but the pandemic, interest and such, and other stuff took priority overall. I can't summon the energy or inspiration to do this consistently anymore. At least at the least I used to do anymore, or in the style as before.
Which is what brings me to a few topics...first off...I must tell all my readers that I have somewhat CHANGED UCA history. Kind of. A lot of what's been established hasn't changed, who are legends and whatnot, but title reigns, who was in the company, and whatnot...a lot of that has changed. The timeline of UCA has been moved up to at least 2021...and then into 20XX to avoid timeline stuff. There's a lot more that happened that I hope to one day go over. I may go back into past chapters to change stuff to reflect this and whatnot.
And second...I may not finish PCB in terms of full matches. Because interest and time just kind of aren't there for me anymore. I can't always do these big matches at the level I want anymore. So depending on how things go, I may recap the rest of this ala Revenge of the Fallen, with enough detail to give you a full match of sorts...then from then on, change up the recaps to be per PPV, per month and whatnot. Something that will make it easier to do what I do that's fun for me, while providing good content for you all. We shall see. Just wanted to let you all know as so much has happened, and I want to make sure I keep doing UCA consistently in some form. It's a part of me and that will never change.
We shall see what happens, but either way, I'm glad to get this done, and I hope you enjoy it. Make sure to leave a review if you can. Until next time, ForceWalker signing out!