Double teaming the preteen
Noel asked for a oneshot of Red and Snow teasing Emma. Set as though Emma grew up with her parents.
"Emma and Gareth sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g!" Red said in a singsong voice. Emma shot her godmother a killer glare.
"Quite it!" She snapped. Red just laughed and repeated the rhyme.
"Mom!" Emma complained. "Make Aunt Red stop!" Emma now heavily regretted telling her mom and aunt that she had her first boyfriend- Gareth- a boy who lived in the village closest to the palace. Snow just looked at Emma, trying hard not to laugh.
"Well, have you kissed him?" She asked her eleven year old. Emma's face went bright red.
"Mom!" She shrieked. "That is so not cool!"
"Oh that means yes!" Red said excitedly. "Emma's kissed Gareth right on the lips!" Red couldn't resist winding up her little niece. It was just too easy. Emma looked at her mom and pointed at her Aunt Red.
"Really?" She said, exasperated. "Are you really going to let her tease me like that?"
"Well that depends…" Snow said nonchalantly. "It depends on whether there's any truth in what she's saying?" Snow looked up at her daughter with a massive grin.
"Ugh I can't believe you- either of you!" Emma shrieked. She flung her bedroom door open and stormed out.
"I'm never telling either of you anything ever again!" She yelled down the corridor. Snow and Red barely heard through their fits of giggles.
"We've blown it now." Snow said. "She'll be in a huff all week."
"Oh she'll be fine." Red said, wiping a tear from her eyes. "She's getting so grown up."
"Yeah." Snow sighed. "My baby's all grown up."