Unfair advantage- part 2
Alex asked for a oneshot of a sequel to Ch677 "Unfair advantage" where Henry tattles on Emma to his grandparents.
"Have you two been playing these retro video games all day?" Snow sighed as she came in the door with Neal and Charming.
"Yeah, and mom's been really mean to me Grams!" Henry said, sticking his tongue out at Emma. Emma gave a mock gasp of horror.
"Moi? Be mean to my only son? No, not me! All I've done mommy dearest is be a responsible mother and question him on his relationship with a certain young lady…"
"See! She's cheating to fluster me so she wins!"
"Emma, don't be mean to your son." Snow said, placing Neal in his Moses basket. "And Henry, if she does it again just tease her about the goofy smile she gets whenever Hook comes into a room." Snow told her grandson. Henry fell about in fits of laughter.
"I do not ever have a goofy smile!" Emma protested. Snow gave a crude imitation.
"Oh Killian, I wuv you Killian. Let me have your babies Killian…"
"TMI!" Charming complained.
"Yeah, you tell her daddy! Mom's insulting my honour- as my father it is your duty to defend it." Emma teased.
"Oh, you insulting my girl's honour?" Charming asked, cocking an eyebrow at Snow. Snow gave him a smouldering smile in return. Charming walked over slowly and placed his hands on Snow's waist and pulled her closer. "Well I cannot have that. I'm going to have to take you next door where we can have a private conversation and I can punish you appropriately…" Emma quickly reached out and covered Henry's eyes.
"No tacos whilst relatives are in the room!" Emma yelled.
"Fine." Snow said, not taking her eyes off of her husband. "Emma, why don't you take the boys to the park whilst your dad and I have that little conversation? You could do with some fresh air anyway after spending the day looking at a screen."
"Oh my goodness the pair of you are unsatisfiable! Come on Henry, grab Neal. Your Grams is right- we should get some fresh air." Emma was just grateful Henry was still just young enough to miss the innuendos. At least he wasn't scarred like she was!
