Thief
happy asked for a oneshot of Emma meeting Goldilocks. (I know I was only to pick 1 but please remember only one request at a time :) ).
"I'm telling you, there are three bears that live in that cottage!" The little girl said stubbornly to Emma. Emma had been taking a walk through the familiar woods of the kingdom when she'd bumped into the little girl who was around her own age. "I only just escaped with my life! I was out here exploring when I got hungry. I thought I'd chance my arm with whoever lived in there and see if they'd give me something to eat. But when I knocked on the door it just fell open so I walked inside…"
"Wait, so you just waltzed into someone else's house? Whoever lived in there- bears, humans or other don't you think that's a little rude?" Emma challenged her. All she got in response was an eye roll.
"Yeah, whatever. So I went in and saw these three bowls of porridge. The first was too hot, the second too cold, but the third was perfect so I ate it. But after eating I felt tired and decided to have a bit of a sit down. The first chair I tried was too hard, the second too soft but the third was perfect. But as I settled myself in it, it broke! Well of course that left me very agitated so I had to have a lie down. I went upstairs to find the first and second bed weren't right again but the third was perfect. I accidentally fell asleep and only woke up to the bedroom door opening. I saw the three bears, I think they were two parents and a child. The child looked really upset and the parents looked furious. I didn't wait to find out- I screamed and jumped out of the window. I was lucky I didn't break my leg! Anyway, don't go near that cottage I'm telling you! They're wild animals that ought to be shot with arrows." Emma fought to keep her cool. This girl really had a nerve after eating their food and breaking their furniture.
"Well thanks for the warning, but seeing as I don't tend to break into strangers houses to steal and vandalise I think I'll be safe." Emma didn't give the girl a chance to reply. She turned on her heel and walked in the opposite direction. She would arrange with her parents for the family's chair to be replaced and for a locksmith to fit a better lock for them. That way they'd never be bothered by pesky, irritating children ever again.