Instructions- part 2
A guest asked for a oneshot of a sequel to Ch726 "Instructions" where Hook can also speak Russian and he and Emma use this to tease Snowing. Now, I don't know any other languages so apologies to anyone here who might. I just know Google translate!
"Kak dolgo vy dumayete, my mozhem derzhat' eto?" (How long do you think we can keep this up?)
"Oni vashi roditeli , lyubov' . Vy sami reshayete, kogda my ostanavlivayemsya draznit' ikh . No tvoy papa vyglyadit , kak on sobirayetsya udarit' menya v litso ..." (They're your parents, love. You decide when we stop teasing them. But your dad does look like he's going to punch me in the face...)
"On ne budet , ya obeshchayu . Nu, yesli tol'ko ya ne nachat' davat' ty mne glaza, i on , chto my snova govorim o sekse ." (He won't, I promise. Well, not unless I start giving you do me eyes and he things we're talking about sex again.)
"Alright, enough!" Charming shouted huffily. "Yes, we get it. Emma you had Foster parents who spoke Russian and Hook you picked it up during your seafaring adventures. Yes, it's hilarious that your mother and I can't speak Russian as well Emma so for all we know you're discussing all manner of obscenities and we'll be done the wiser. However, dwóch może grać w tej grze." (Two can play at that game). Now that got Emma and Hook confused. Snow and Charming grinned wickedly back.
"Ah, you didn't know we had a version of Polish in the Enchanted Forest?" Snow said. "Cóż , jak bardzo niefortunne dla Ciebie." (Well how very unfortunate for you). Emma scowled at her parents.
"Very clever, you win." She grumbled. Snow and Charming high fived each other.
"Więcej szczęścia następnym razem , moja mała księżniczka ." (Better luck next time, my little princess.)