In the busy halls of William McKinley High School, the campus gossip Jacob Bem Israel wandered across the crowds of students on the first day of 2011. He got to a spot with no student traffic and spoke directly to the camera. "Welcome back to yet another year of terror in William McKinley High. After tragically placing at 12th place at Nationals due to their lead singers face sucking, the Gay Club has one last chance to win at life, let's see where they are and what they have to say about their expectations for this year.."
His first victim was the co-captain of the New Directions and quarterback of the football team, Finn Hudson, he replied "Well, I have no shame in showing my affection for Rachel to the world. We have been dating for..." He paused and counted on his fingers. "Like three months now? And yeah that's like a whole new record for us."
"Obviously this year will be different." Saif the Rachel Berry, co-captain of the New Directions and Finn's obsessive girlfriend with a love for Broadway and a longing dream to be a star, "We both matured and I have all the confidence in the world. Those people had the privilege to see Rachel Berry before she debuts at Browady. But this year they'll see her win."
"I can say I am appealed by my stepbrother's choice... But there's nothing I can do about teenage love. Can't say I wouldn't do the same...Blaine and I avoid talking about our challenges." Kurt Hummel, the first gay kid that came out of the closet at McKinley responded on behalf of his boyfriend from another school.
Santana Lopez, the fierce and rude co-captain of the Cheerios who's madly in love with her best friend, "This year is about to kick ass… We're Co-Captains… I'm getting laid with every guy in school... And-'
That best friend was Brittany S. Pierce whose innocence impacted her behavior daily, "Or girl."
"And.. Nationals are not ready for La Diabla to win this year." Santana teased the cameraman with a smug smile on her face,
Mercedes Jones, one of the club's unsung heroes with a powerful voice and a strong attitude, "Now excuse me, JewFro. I would NEVER let that happen if I was singing lead... This year if Mercedes gets her solos.. The New Directions are guaranteed to win."
Artie Abrams the wheelchair-bound nerd, responded with what he had left from what happened to him in the prior year, "All I can say is that my position as a handicapped student has changed drastically and I was unwillingly kicked from the football team because of our loss so... Looking forward for whatever happens to me!"
"It's been a great time honestly, Mike and I try to cope in the healthiest way possible. Like most couples do! And since this is his senior year I'm excited to make every second count." Tina Cohen-Chang, the quiet and helpful girl with much to come her way responded with a calm tone.
Finally, there was the man behind the students, Mr. William Schuester who prepared some music sheets for the first week of Glee, "Listen, Jacob, it was a tragedy we placed so low. But they have all the gas this year. I can assure you. And no I will not be performing any rap songs... I know about those tweets.
"This was a lot to take in. And now we can finally close this segment and move to the Celibacy Club!" JBI brought the camera outside and had a final moment with his subscribers before shutting it down and the bell ringing.