Annabelle: School, sometimes students hate go to school.
Dbroha: Yeah, there are some mean teachers around there! And a jealous girls too... So now this battle will be student fighting a professor, that's very funny.
Annabelle: And sometimes there can be murder in school. Yandere-Chan, also known as Ayano Aishi.
Dbroha: And Baldi, the abusive professor. She's my beautiful girlfriend Annabelle and I'm The Badass Honky Tonk Man, Dbroha!
Annabelle: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win a... Death Battle.
Yandere-Chan
Annabelle: Ayano Aishi, also known as Yandere-Chan is the girl that--
Dbroha: NEEDS SENPAI!
Annabelle: Yes, indeed. But at the beginning, she had no hope or no goal to live for.
Dbroha: Well keeping Senpai all her's is her goal!
Annabelle: Yes, her goal was her boyfriend Senpai but when she saw another girl was with Senpai, she would kill her and all other girls.
Dbroha: Seriously is there any boys in that school?
Annabelle: I... Guess so?
Dbroha: Her early childhood, she has suffered from an inexplicable, incurable conditions.
Annabelle: That condition leaves her with a perpetual sense of being empty, hollow, and incomplete.
Dbroha: She has never been able to experience satisfaction, fulfillment, or happiness, that's sad.
Annabelle: On the first day of her second year of Akademi High School, she saw Senpai. In that moment she was in love with him.
Dbroha: Does Senpai notices her or cares about her tho?
Annabelle: Ayano was jealous seeing other girls having to talk to Senpai, so then she--
Dbroha: Would kill the girls! Whoever is on Senpai's way, she'll kill them all!
Annabelle: Um, yes exactly. Ayano is very weak as she has not honed any skills. However, she does has a great stamina as she can run quicker than any other students.
Dbroha: She also has the strength to take down a student in one hit, that's kinda like what her opponent Baldi does.
Annabelle: Yeah and she can also move heavy dumpsters which can be filled with trash and corpses without getting tired.
Dbroha: Dude, where are her parents?
Annabelle: I think they traveled to another country, why?
Dbroha: I was just wondering how would her parents feel if they found out she can murder people and went to jail.
Annabelle: Right. Anyway, if she murdered someone, her uniform would get bloody. She has to clean up the dead body before teachers or students can see them, and her uniform too.
Dhroha: Ouch.
Annabelle: Also, she can get the Demon Powers--
Dbroha: Wait really?
Annabelle: Yes, Demonic Ritual. She can have the burning ritual knife, Flame Demon's power, and Dead Hands.
Dbroha: Ooh, so dark!
Annabelle: She can only get Dead Hands is when she kills students and go to Occult Club.
Dbroha: Spooky, also she have many weapons like Katana, Axe, Sword and Bat!
Annabelle: She has the modes too like Captain Falcon and--
Dbroha: Wait, Captain Falcon?
Annabelle: Yeah, with that can launch some students flying.
Dbroha: Hm, a female Captain Falcon...
Annabelle: Her heart can be broken if Senpai notices that she killed someone, if also caught on being crazy in front of him or may never see him again.
Dbroha: Remember, don't get in Senpai's way or Ayano will get you!
Baldi
Annabelle: You know what is Baldi's favorite subject is.
Dbroha: Yeah, yeah, Math. A hated subject, let just get over it.
Annabelle: Be careful saying that to Baldi. Anyway, when you first came to his school, he'll greets and welcome you to his school.
Dbroha: Well, you need to find 7 notebooks and answer the math problem correctly or else...
Annabelle: He'll get angry if you get the question wrong, he'll chase you with a ruler.
Dbroha: You need to solve three math problem per each notebooks you get with that IPad thing called 'You Can Think Pad'.
Annabelle: If you answered the first notebook questions correctly, he'll give you a quarter as a prize.
Dbroha: Just quarter? Why not any good money?
Annabelle: The second notebook's third question is impossible and confusing to answer, the numbers are censored with static noises.
Dbroha: Nobody can seriously answer that question.
Annabelle: Baldi has the incredible hearing abilities, he can not only tell where any sound came from, but who made it too.
Dbroha: Yeah I'm pretty sure he can hear every doors you open.
Annabelle: He can be slow but he can be quicker if you answer the math problem incorrectly. After getting 6th notebook, he will move at the same speed as yours.
Dbroha: Oh damn, he would get quicker if he is really angry right?
Annabelle: Fortunately, he is distorted by loud noises and make him forget what he was doing.
Dbroha: He is easily affect by things like sodas.
Annabelle: Baldi also can take the Player to field trip, in the camping forest. Baldi leaves bear traps in there and Baldi can tell the Player to keep the fire going.
Dbroha: But if you failed, he will move faster and it is almost impossible to escape him. That's like having nightmare being chase by somebody.
Annabelle: Baldi's shorter slap interval is one smack every second, and the intervals get shorter by 0.25 seconds for every answer you get wrong.
Dbroha: He can be abusive no matter how many questions you get wrong, with no excuses or anything. Run while you still can.
Pre Death Battle
Annabelle: Alright, the combatants are set. Also I gotta remind you guys that this will be a longest fight, now let end this debate once and for all!
Dbroha: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!
Death Battle
Baldi was wandering around the Akademi High School, he seems interesting about this school. So he went to front door, Genka Kunahito opened the front door.
Genka: Oh hey there, are you going to be the new teacher in here?
Baldi: Oh yes, I'm very intelligent in Math.
Genka: That's exactly what I'm looking for, unfortunately yesterday the other teacher was murdered and we have no clue who did it as the police failed to investigate the causes. So be careful around here, what's your name?
Baldi: My name is Baldi Baldimore, Everyone just call me Baldi.
Genka: Great, go inside, the school is almost ready.
Baldi went inside, while Ayano pull the dead bodies in Occult Club.
Ayano: I just need two more, and things will be exciting.
Ayano opened the door and she went her way in Shower Room but she saw Baldi.
Ayano: Hey. Who are you?
Baldi: Oh hi, my name is Baldi, the new math teacher here. You have to answer my first question, what is 5 5?
Ayano: Hey smartass, we're in High School! Not elementary school, pfft. I need to take a shower, out of my way.
Baldi: You didn't answer my question...
Baldi continues to attack Ayano, Ayano dodges.
Ayano: Oh that's interesting.
Ayano pull out a knife.
Ayano: I'm interested to dance too, Bald head.
Fight
Both combatants jumps at each other and clash in knife vs ruler, Ayano headbutts Baldi and charges at him. Baldi swings his ruler and Ayano dodges, Ayano kicks Baldi in knee, before attempting to stab Baldi in head, Baldi smack his ruler at Ayano's leg.
Ayano: You have got to be kidding me, ruler? Not so smart.
Ayano punch Baldi's stomach, and she tries to stab Baldi but Baldi punches Ayano's stomach.
Ayano: Ugh...
Baldi kicks Ayano, Ayano then kicks Baldi back.
Ayano: Karma.
Baldi pushes Ayano out of Shower Room, Ayano gets up.
Ayano: That was embarrassing of you do that! Time to die!
Ayano jumps on Baldi and she nearly stab Baldi's shoulder, Baldi smack Ayano with a ruler multiple times then Baldi kicks her.
Ayano: Ow... That's hurt.
Baldi charges at Ayano, Ayano tries slashing her knife at ruler twice, Baldi smack Ayano's hand. Ayano didn't have a weapon so she prepares her fists.
Baldi: You have been a bad student!
Ayano punches Baldi in a face multiple times and kicking his groins twice, then she manages to headbutts Baldi and her one incoming punch pushed Baldi.
Ayano: I know. And you're weak, Mr. Baldi.
Baldi: That it!
Baldi tackles Ayano and slamming her into ground, Ayano with her foots pushes Baldi off her, Ayano pull out an and swinging at Baldi multiple times which Baldi was dodging it. Ayano's axe clashes at Baldi's ruler, Baldi push Ayano and smack in her face. Ayano yelp, Baldi slammed Ayano in the locker, then Ayano headbutts Baldi again.
Ayano: Grrr, you have pissed me off. I'm going to make sure your death is very painful!
Baldi: That's unacceptable talk!
Baldi went quickly and he smacked Ayano that tosses her to ground, Baldi places his foot at Ayano's belly, Ayano stabs Baldi's leg with a knife. Baldi yelp and fell, Ayano then grab a Axe.
Ayano: You were tougher than anyone in this school, new teacher. Any last words?
Baldi kicks Ayano's knee then he kicks Ayano's face, Baldi grabs his ruler and then slashing Ayano until Ayano's axe hit Baldi's ruler. Ayano kicks Baldi's stomach, Ayano jumps on Baldi and keep punching him then she tries to finish off Baldi with a axe, Baldi dodges it. Baldi then slashes Ayano with a ruler, Ayano stays back a little.
Ayano: How... How come nobody heard us?
Baldi: Hm, good question I don't know--
Ayano was running away from Baldi, Baldi was furious, he was chasing Ayano. Ayano went outside, she was nervous, Ayano has a idea where to hide from Baldi. Baldi was still chasing Ayano, but he has no idea where she went.
Baldi: Where did she go?
Baldi went outside, Ayano quietly open the locker and she was running away quietly. Baldi turn around and saw Ayano only in about seconds.
Baldi: Little brat...
Baldi walks down the hallway, finding to find Ayano Aishi.
Baldi: Where did they brat go?
Ayano opens the locker quickly, screaming and stabs Baldi's shoulder heavily, Baldi screams, Ayano kicks Baldi's groin and then she punch Baldi's cheek. Baldi was tossed into a locker, Ayank ran away and some teacher came out of classroom to see what going on.
Kyoshi Taiso: Oh my god, are you okay?!
Baldi: Whoa, hey there.
Kyoshi Taiso: Are you okay, do I have to call nurse?!
Baldi: No no, it's fine. I have to get that black haired girl, just call the principal immediately...
Baldi went after Ayano, Ayano went to garden and grab a Katana. Baldi enters the garden.
Baldi: Stop right there, you imbecile brat!
Ayano: You know... I could have let you live for days, but you started the fight.
Baldi: The Principal will expel you forever if she found out about you.
Ayano: Oh really? That's funny, I would be happier if I kill you and have all of your blood in my uniform...
Ayano holds her Katana and getting ready.
Baldi: Another weapon to fight huh?
Ayano: Enough talking...
Ayano charges at Baldi, both combatants clash their weapons at each other, slashing each other weapon until Ayano kicks Baldi. Baldi then stabs Ayano's shoulder with a ruler, Ayano kicks Baldi's groin, Ayano swings her Katana but Baldi dodges. Baldi punches Ayano's stomach and slashing her with a ruler, Ayano headbutts Baldi. Baldi jumps on Ayano and punches her in the face, Ayano kicks Baldi off her and then Ayano cleaned her blood that came from her mouth. Ayano yells and she keep on hitting the ruler with a Katana until she cuts Baldi's fingers expect the thumb, Baldi screams in pain. Ayano punch Baldi's cheek and then she slashes Baldi's back, Baldi fell on the knee.
Ayano: You're finished.
As Ayano were ready to finish off Baldi, but Baldi got way more angrier, Baldi turn around and stabs Ayano's in stomach.
Baldi: Not... YET!
Baldi pull out his ruler out of Ayano's stomach, Baldi was stabbing, slashing and punching Ayano Aishi. Baldi grabs Ayano's hair and knee in her face, Baldi then punches her chin, and then he headbutts her. Ayano punch Baldi straight in the face, as Ayano swings her Katana, she slashes Baldi's chest. Ayano was weakened, she has a idea.
Ayano: Wait, I know what to do!
Baldi: You are not going anywhere...
Ayano: Let go of me!
Ayano push Baldi, and continue to run away, Baldi gets up and he start to chase her. Soon as Ayano went inside the school, she found a crowbar and grab it. Baldi found her and Ayano hits Baldi with a crowbar, Ayano swings her crowbar but Baldi blocks it with a notebook.
Ayano: Impossible...
Baldi kicks Ayano into a wall, Ayano then manages to kick Baldi's groin then she run away.
Ayano: I gotta get to Occult Club, fast!
Ayano enters the Occult Club, she realized that she forgot to kill two more students for it to work.
Ayano: Crap...
Ayano went outside of Occult Club and she sees Baldi chasing her, one student came and saw two of people who were covered in bloods and were wounded. Ayano quickly kills the student and tossing her inside the Occult Club.
Baldi: I should have known that you were the murderer when we first met.
Ayano: Who you... Thought I was? Troublemaker? You're funny...
Baldi: You won't be running again this time, young lady.
Ayano: You know I'm thinking that you did killed someone, didn't you?
Baldi didn't answer the question, he charges at Ayano, Ayano swings her crowbar at Baldi. Baldi kicks Ayano and Ayano throws a Crowbar at Baldi, Baldi then fell. When Ayano see another student who were filming, Ayano went and kills the student. Ayano quickly tossed the student in Occult Club but after that, Baldi grabs Ayano's hair and slammed her into ground. Ayano grabs a scissor and stabs Baldi's belly, Ayano then punch Baldi's groin, Ayano push Baldi off her and she quickly went to Occult Club. She quickly grabs a Circular Saw and cutting the student quick as possible before her opponent could come in, Baldi opened the door and was shocked what he saw.
Baldi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Ayano: Finishing the fight.
Ayano has one more to cut, so she was success, Ayano smiles and gets up.
Ayano: Bring it on, Bald Head.
Baldi charges at Ayano but the Dead Hands appears and pushes Baldi toward outside of Occult Club, toward wall. The Dead Hand were around Ayano, Ayano smiles.
Baldi: What is this?!
Ayano: Your end, Baldi... You will never be exist anymore... Any last words?
Baldi charges at Ayano but unfortunately the Dead Hand rips Baldi in half, Baldi was currently dead.
Ayano: I'll should thank you for wasting my time, Mr. Baldi... Enjoy in hell.
The school bell rings, it was time for Ayano to go but unfortunately she has to hide in Occult Club.
Ayano: Crap.
Ayano went in Occult Club and staying there until the after school, while students and teachers saw the dead body of Baldi.
Result
K.O.
Dbroha: Wow! That was brutal!
Annabelle: Ayano Aishi outclassed everything expect Durability and Intelligence. These two are probably tie in term of Speed.
Dbroha: Let talk about Strength.
Annabelle: Ayano can move the heavy dumpster which can filled with trash and a corpse, she can also defeat Martial Artist and teachers. While Baldi only can knock out a defenseless kid.
Dbroha: In term of Speed, it's a tie but Baldi was so close.
Annabelle: Ayano is quicker than any students, but sometimes she can still be caught by a teacher. Baldi used to be slow at beginning, when the Player collected 1/2 notebooks, he was slower than the Player's walking.
Dbroha: Yeah but if you collected the third notebook, he's kind of normal.
Annabelle: If you collected the fourth notebook, he will have same speed as Player's walking, so he gets faster and faster if you collected some notebooks.
Dbroha: If you collected fifth notebook, I guess it's the same thing but a little faster. And if collecting sixth notebook, oh boy, he'll have the same speed when Player's sprinting.
Annabelle: And finally, when you collected the last notebook, he'll catch you even if you are running, that would be like 1.00 seconds.
Dbroha: Let now talk about their Durability.
Annabelle: Ayano can tank hits from Martial Artist, while Baldi can survives getting slammed into a wall at high speeds.
Dbroha: Damn, that would have break Baldi's back.
Annabelle: Yeah, he can easily withstand Gotta Sweep, 1st Prize and the BSoda.
Dbroha: About Arsenal, Ayano has more weapons than Baldi, Baldi only has his ruler as his weapon of choice while Ayano can have like 25 weapons.
Annabelle: Ayano has much experience, killing students who run away or fights back. She does have Versatility too.
Dbroha: Baldi is indeed smart.
Annabelle: Also Ayano had the better power, yes Baldi's power is only changing doors into walls but Ayano has the Modes that is included Captain Falcon, Agent 47 and like Slenderman too.
Advantages: Ayano Aishi winner
Stronger
Faster
More Experience
More Weaponry
Versatility
Dead Hands could easily kill off Baldi
Disadvantages: Baldi loser
Faster
Weaker
Smarter
Durable
Ruler is only his weapon
Dbroha: Aishi made Baldi "Math" his Death.
Annabelle: UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The winner is Yandere-Chan!