Coffee

Sienna asked for a oneshot of Snowing and Neal walking in on Emma and Killian having "coffee" (the Captain Swan version of tacos) and them using a similar excuse that Snowing used when Emma and Henry walked in on them.

"We're back! We brought lunch from…oh my!" Snow said, going pink and automatically covering Neal's eyes. Charming just groaned, closing his own eyes as Snow tried to look anywhere but at her daughter and her ex pirate lover.

"What's going on?" Neal whined, trying to take his mom's hand off his eyes. "Why are Emma and Killian sleeping in the middle of the afternoon?"

"Uh, I had a long shift yesterday and needed to rest?" Emma said, not unaware of the repetition of the line.

"And she wanted me to help her rest, mate." Killian added sheepishly.

"Yeah, well, I think Emma's well rested now, Killian. It's time for you to leave her be." Charming growled, crossing his arms menacingly across his chest.

"Well I would mate but I don't think now is a good time unless you wish to see my friend the little Major…"

"Who's your friend, Killian? Can I meet him?"

"No!" All the grownups said at once.

"Um, Neal honey, why don't we go through and get lunch set up while Emma and Killian wake themselves up?"

"Ok." Neal said, toddling off with his mom. Charming fixed Killian with another firm stare.

"If I come in to a scene like this again little Major is going to find himself as a casualty of war." Charming warned him before going off himself. Just because Emma was an adult didn't mean he gave up his paternal right to frighten her boyfriend.