Dinosaur
bluerose921 asked for a oneshot of Neal having just watched something with dinosaurs manages to conjure one into the town.
"I told you letting him watch Jurassic Park was a bad idea!" Snow shouted over the roar of the T-Rex that was stampeding through Storybrooke. "I just thought it would give him nightmares, but in typical fashion for this family Neal went a step further and brought an effing dinosaur to life!"
"I said I was sorry, didn't I?!" Emma complained. "I didn't think he had this much power." Emma saw Regina rushing over. "Look, it's alright. Regina's here." Regina shot Emma a filthy look.
"Only you Miss Swan." She hissed. "Only you would do something so irresponsible. I should expect nothing less after Henry came home after watching Alien with you."
"Oh it's a classic!" Emma snapped. "Besides, can we focus on the problem at hand?" Regina rolled her eyes and raised her hands, concentrating as hard as possible. Then gradually the T-Rex started to shrink and become harder and shinier until it was a fifty centimetre plastic toy.
"Here." Regina said, thrusting the toy at Snow. "Your son can keep this as a souvenir of the time he nearly destroyed the town. Tell him not to expect this every time he resurrects an extinct monstrous species."
"I assure you, we'll be keeping a closer eye on the movies both him and his sister watches." Snow said, giving Emma a stern look. Emma rolled her eyes. She wasn't going to be allowed to forget this in a hurry.