Episode 6: No Can Cannoes
"Last time on Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip! The players were sent to the icy Twist Mountain to retrieve a key for a bobsled, two different paths were taken one which was to think and another which was painful! In the end only the boys got out in time so now the girls shall lose a member, watch rn who will leave on... Cryogonals Newer Roadtrip!" Ninetails announced.
Cryogonal was standing next to her boredly.
(CNR)
"Alright girls, it seems you liked elimination so much, you're doing it again huh?" Ninetails smirks.
"Just get on with it..." Chandelure grumbled.
"...the first two save are Chandelure and Bergmite with the only positive votes..." Cryogonal spoke.
"Here is an icecream!" Ninetails handed them vanilla ice cream.
"Isn't this cannibalism?" Asked Bergmite.
Chandelure looked very bored as she grabbed the ice cream and as soon as she put it near her mouth it completely melted, she glanced at the fourth wall camera boredly.
"Now despite having negative votes... Xatu and Sunflora stay!" Ninetails gave them ice cream.
"Thanks" Sunflora frowned grabbing it.
Xatu prayed before eating her meal.
(Bottom 2)
Durant looked shocked, meanwhile Togepi had a toothy smile as she did the floss dance.
Cryogonal Claw grabbed Togepi and Durant.
"One of you two got a lot of eliminate votes..." Cryogonal spoke.
"What! Why would the viewers vote me! I am literally carrying this team!" Durant kept screaming loudly.
"Can you please hurry this elimination up, I have to shart." Togepi has a big smile.
"The final one that stays is..." Cryogonal looked boredly at both as they were being suspended outside the bus.
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Cryogonal then brought both back inside the bus.
"None, you two have tied so your tie breaker will be decided on our next challenge." Cryogonal told them.
"I'm tied with this... this... LUNATIC!" Durant glared at the egg girl with disgust.
"I am not a goth furry." Togepi replied.
The girls went to sit on the seats as the bus kept driving.
"Togepi... I'm worried about you, do you think you can defeat Durant she's a bit unhinged you know?" Chandelure whispered to her.
"Gwen I don't even mid if I stay or not, I been in a LOT of seasons already even a weird one where we were all babies in a daycare for some reason..." Togepi whispered to her.
Chandelure frowned.
"But from what I've learned of seeing everyone else play with betrayals and lies and cheating... best way to play is just let go and have fun, don't overthink it too much... I genuinely don't mind if I stay or don't, I just wanna make the best memories I can with you on this roadtrip." Togepi kissed her cheek.
Chandelure blushed.
"Oh Togepi why can't you make this much sense when you're talking to others..." Chandelure whispers.
"Because it wouldn't be as fun to see them think I'm crazy lol." Togepi giggled, Chandelure couldn't help to laugh with her.
The Bus kept driving for around an hour and finally came to a stop at-
"We are here in Undella Town! But first of all Team Boss Boys, Team Great Girls! These are your team icons." Ninetails spoke.
As Mawile and Cryogonal were both holding different banners.
Ninetails nodded, and then both Co-Hosts burned the banners.
"Yep! From now on officially, it's everyone for themselves it's the merge! Look to your left, and then to your right." Ninetails told them.
Togepi was now cross eyed looking at both directions, she was smiling.
"Those are now your enemies, and what's stopping you from winning this seasons prize!" Ninetails announced.
"It's way too early to announce a merge!" Lokix rebutted.
"..Heh butt." Togepi giggled.
Lokix looked at her oddly.
"I mean if you wanna stay as a team of four? That's fine by me Alexo." Ninetails grins.
Lokix looked pissed off.
"Damn did she just call you by your real name?" Asked Nix.
"SHUT UP NIX!" Lokix yells.
"I said my name is Mike." The male ninetales walked away.
"Whatever... pick a partner to do this challenge, expect Durant and Togepi both are forced to be partners..." Cryogonal told them.
"Awe man! I'm stuck with La Cucaracha..." Togepi looked sad.
"The (bleep) did she say about me?!" Durant looked both angry and confused.
"Lokix Team up with me." Heatmor told him.
"Fine." Lokix walked over to the fire anteater.
"We shall be teammates right Sunflora?" Bergmite smirks.
"Oh uh.. y-yeah..." Sunflora frowns.
"Uh hey Xatu, you seem pretty calm, wanna be partners?" Asked Nix.
"I'd be my pleasure." Xatu gave a bow.
"So I'm stuck with you... great..." Chandelure looked annoyed.
"Ugh could I have a partner that is 50% less Emo and 50% less goth!" Ninjask sneered at the chandelier.
"Now you will use your partners to carry these heavy canoes towards the water side of Undella Town, all around the oceanic lake... begin..." Cryogonal spoke.
Group 1:
"So who's the portaging my Buggy buddy!" Togepi smiles.
"Can you stop Yapping for a second! I'm trying to focus carrying this thing!" Durant growls.
"Damn girl, I didn't know I caught you a red river day, should've at least warmed me before hand..." Togepi looked away boredly.
"Wait, what?!" Durant was genuinely confused.
Group 2:
"With our combined strength I calculate we shall ace whatever challenge is ahead of us." Lokix spoke.
"Yeah yeah whatever, I just want to win this damn game already!" Heatmor huffed and kept carrying the canoe.
Group 3:
"So um.. I was mean to Chandelure last game... can we stop this now..." Sunflora asked.
"Uhhh no, you weren't mean to her at all! You need to be ruder to both of them!" Bergmite looked annoyed.
Sunflora groaned in shame.
"How did you know I was even that Sunflora from the commercial, I wasn't very memorable in it..." Sunflora frowns.
"You had an entire segment to yourself over being dead in a hospital..." Bergmite glanced at her boredly
"Oh... right..." Sunflora frowns
"Why did you even join that nasty company anyway, you know they're glizzy gobblers right?" Bergmite asked
"Well I needed some cash at the time and I didn't seem to keep a job for very long, Hypno and his other prostitutes welcomed me with open arms... I guess I was a popular pick by clients due to my submissive shy nature..." Sunflora blushed
"That's not creepy at all..." Bergmite rolled her eyes
"Working there was actually very fun, other than the obvious part of the job, we had free housing and a LOT of money... so it was very nice..." Sunflora gave a small smile
"What happened to the company then? I've heard Hypnos Impressive Prostitutes shut down very recently, but never understood why?" Bergmite asks
"Well there was just a better company... Chugfleur by Mr Rime... I really do not wanna talk about it..." Sunflora looked very sad
"Chugfleur, hey they have their own website for videos, I think I've seen you there before!" Bergmite smiles
"Why would you be watching those kinds of videos." Sunflora looked at her with a sus face
"I uh ehm... that's none of your business okay!!" Bergmite blushed, her ice was as pink as a shiny Eiscues face
Group 4:
"Hurry up slave! Carry this caneo faster! Move it!" Ninjask ordered as he wasn't carrying anything
"Ugh shut up..." Chandelure was annoyed
"I would if you weren't so slow..." Ninjask rolled his eyes
"I'm doing all the hard work while you do nothing, so at least be quiet..." Chandelure grunts
"Are you talking back to me?! Someone as perfect and amazing as me?! I should convince all the viewers to just eliminate you for your insolence!" Ninjask snarls
"Can't wait for them to actually vote you off..." Chandelure looked bored
"What did you just say to me!"
(Undella Bay)
"Finally you all reached the water area, now get on your boats and get on the water with your partners!" Ninetails smiles, Cryogonal and Mawile standing next to her.
They all got in the boats with their partners.
"Hey why are there dueling sticks taped to our canoes?" Asked Nix when he looked down.
"Here is the fun part, you will all now BATTLE your PARTNERS off the boat in order to have a shot at invincibility!" Ninetails smirks.
"What?!" Xatu and Nix frowned.
"Yes!" Chandelure grins evilly.
Lokix said nothing and glanced at the bigger stronger Heatmor who only looked at the small bug with a smug expression.
"Start... now..." Cryogonal said unenthusiastically.
"HA! I am the master of speed! You can't see me!" Ninjask was moving very fast, so fast they became a blur!
Chandelure boredly waved her stick around until eventually it hit Ninjask and he fell on the water.
"Spazz..." Chandelure flipped her hair.
"Alright Sunflora, I will need you to jump off the boat." Bergmite orders.
"What why..." Sunflora frowns.
"Well I WANT to win.. so just jump off or I'll tell everyone your secret." Bergmite smirks.
"I.. but... (sigh) okay..." Sunflora jumped off, disqualifying herself.
Lokix was putting up a fight dodging and fighting the large fire anteater, but Heatmor had more endurance and was takin the hits like a champ!
It only took a single lucky swing that caught Lokix, to send him flying to the water.
"E-e-error! Error! E-e-error!" Lokix glitched.
Togepi was laughing as she dodged the steel ants attacks.
"Ugh! Stay stiwll yuw ewgg!" Durant was grabbing the stick with her mandibles.
"Kobe!" Togepi jumped over Durant and landed on the pointy edge of the canoe.
"It's over Anatgir! I have the high ground!" Togepi teased.
"Yuw undewestimate my power!" Durant glared with her red eyes.
"Don't try it~" Togepi winked.
"RAUGH!!!" Durant kept jumping up and down on the boat shaking it due to her sheer metal weight.
...The boat was unstable...
"Ah! (Bleep)!" Togepi cursed as she struggled to maintain balance, and eventually she fell.
"And with that... Togepi has been, eliminated." Cryogonal announced.
"NO!" Chandelure looked heartbroken.
Togepi spit some water out. "Salty."
"Ugh my royal wings are all wet!" Ninjask growls.
Sunflora was just swimming on the water, Lokix was still Wubboxing out he just couldn't believe he lost to the fat anteater.
"I'm not fat! Just chubby!" Heatmor glared at the sky.
Fine fine chubby damn, anywho...
"Wait, what happened to Xatu and Nix?" Asked Sunflora.
"Xatu is a pacifist, so she jumped off the boat and let me win." Nix shrugged.
"I could never choose the path of violence." Xatu nods.
"It's time for round two to begin!" Ninetails announced.
(Round 2 Bells Ring)
"Um... do you think you can jump off for me, please?" Bergmite had a sheepish smile.
Chandelure boredly smacked her away.
"Finally! Abouw time your fat(bleep) confrowted me!" Durant glares.
"I told you, i pay rent for the house we live in... so THE TOILET LID STAYS UP!!!!" Heatmor tried to smack her but she dodged it.
"Why don't you WASH THE DAMN PLATES!!!!" Durant smacked him.
"I said I'M TIRED OF ALWAYS THROWING THE TRASH OUT, YOU DO IT FOR A CHANGE!" Heatmor smacked her.
"Damn they're really going at it..." Nix frowns.
"It seems they have a LOT of unresolved issues. It's all over their auras..." Xatu nods.
"Speaking of unresolved issues..." Chandelure levitated towards Togepi.
"You uh... you okay?" Chandelure asks.
"Yeah girlfriend I'm totally fine about being eliminated YET again..." Togepi smiles.
"Is that sarcasm or..." Chandelure looked at her oddly.
"(Sigh) I mean I am sad I can't continue anymore, but I'm also happy my chapter on doing these silly games... I was eighteen when I joined the first season and now I'm twenty-three... heh I kinda need to grow up and move on this this stuff anyway..." Togepi shrugged.
"...what will I do in this game without you?" Chandelure looked sad.
"Not sure, but that's something for you to figure out, not me; promise me you'll do your best okay I believe in you." Togepi kissed her girlfriend, Chandelure kissed back
In the background Durant and Heatmor kept yelling at eachother as they battled, eventually Durant falling off
"It's time for the semi-final battle! Chandelure Vs Heatmor!" Ninetails announced
"Knock em dead love~" Togepi winked
Chandelure smiles and nodded as she went to the boat
"Well well well, the little emo goth candle wants to fight me huh! Bring it on you rat!" Heatmor was holding his battle stick
"(Sigh) let's just get this over with..." Chandelure looked serious
Heatmor and Chandelure kept battling with their dueling sticks, it was pretty intense as the sun was setting over the horizon
All the already eliminated players were cheering and chanting
"...Just give up already Heatmor, we all know you aren't gonna make it very far anyway..." Chandelure looked bored as she fought
"I've only played for four seasons! And every single time my team has screwed me over making me an early boot! This is the FIRST time I've ever reached the merge and I will not lose my one chance to win!!!!" Heatmor looked very determined as he fought
"Don't care didn't ask about your sob story just give up and make this easier for both of us when they eliminate you..." Chandelure kept battling.
"Grrr!!!" Heatmor was dangerously close to being pushed off.
"Rather be eliminated than used like a cheap (bleep) like Muk did with Togepi... or was that you as well?" Heatmor smirks evilly.
Chandelure flinched and she was remembering that night with Muk, and her betrayal... which lead to her death...
With this opening Heatmor smacked her as hard as he could and Chandelure fell on the water, she gave blood curdling screams of agony.
But there was a contingency plan and Cryogonal along with Xatu psychic powers quickly pulled her out of the water.
Chandelure was bald.
"Hehehe she's bald!" Ninjask teased and points
"(Bleep) off! You okay Gwen..." Togepi looked very worried.
"Ugh i..I... he..." Chandelure looked stunned.
"That was a low blow Heatmor!" Nix yelled at him.
"I don't give a (bleep), it just means I won! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Uh huh!" Heatmor danced.
"You still have to fight Nix..." Cryogonal said.
"Oh, right..." Heatmor frowns.
Final fight: Nix vs Heatmor.
It was over the less than 30 seconds, Heatmor quickly knocked the fox over the boat with the dueling stuck.
"It appappears.. Heatmor has won invincibility this time, he can also choose someone else to be immune." Ninetails told him.
"Hmmm I think I'll have to share my immunity with someone I've known for a long time, we been in a team before and I know they always got my back no matter how many times we fight!" Heatmor smiles.
Lokix, Ninjask and Nix smiled at the anteater with hopeful eyes.
"That's why I'm giving my free immunity to... Durant!" Heatmor smirks.
"Haha yes!!!! Thanks babe~" Durant winks.
"Babe?!" Most people screamed.
"You two are dating?!" Nix asked.
"Why didn't you say anything before?!" Lokix glared.
"How does (bleep) with her work?" Togepi grins.
"Yeah I been dating Durant before the season began, I couldn't say anything cause people would target her; but now we can be a power couple in the merge!" Heatmor smirks.
"So prepare yourselves losers! We will absolutely (bleeping) destroy you!" Durant screams.
"Bruh you been dating her on and off for like 4 seasons, toxic af." Ninjask rolls his eyes.
"You're the one to speak of toxicity..." Bergmite boredly glanced at him.
Ninjask scoffs indignantly.
"Anywho! Viewers! Choose who stays and who's eliminated! By voting only 1 save and 1 eliminate! The player with worst score will be the first merge boot! See you all next episode!" Ninetails smiles.
Voting Options:
Sunflora (The Shy Prostitute)
Xatu (The Zen)
Bergmite (The Phone Addict)
Chandelure (The Emo Goth)
Ninjask (The Best)
Lokix (The Android)
Nix (The Normal Fox)
(Players Safe):
Durant
Heatmor