'Why'd you have to go and hit him that hard for?!' Goat exclaimed.

'If you must know, he spooked me! And besides, I didn't hit him that hard! Look, take his pulse and you'll see!' Rat rebuked.

Goat then scoffed.

'Did I die and go to cheese heaven?' Pig muttered, barely conscious.

'No Pig, Rat smacked you with his baseball bat for some stupid reason.' Goat replied.

'Again man, he spooked me! I don't like to be spooked!'

'Oh shut up! You do this all the time! If he says something you don't like or even looks at you the wrong way, you beat him! What kind of friend are you?! Someday, you might actually kill the guy!'

WHAM!

'Just so you know, that wasn't because you said something wrong, it was because you were yammering on too long.' Rat curtly replied as he put his bat away.