Support meeting

FictionLover12 asked for a oneshot of all the people who have walked in on Snowing coming together to talk about it. I hope you don't mind me changing it slightly. This will be the last I write about people walking in on anyone.

SIM: Sorry, but I covered everything I want to with Ch905.

"This has gotten ridiculous." Regina snapped, coming back from the counter with a large glass of red wine. Robin was beside her looking very pale as he clutched his pint of ale. Red was sitting as the table with a martini, Hook with a large rum and Emma with a pint of beer. The dwarves sat at the booth behind each with a pint themselves. They had all managed at one point or another to walk in on the true loves too so felt like they were entitled to join in on the rant.

"Oh you haven't seen anything." Red said, casually sipping her cocktail. "I was in the tent beside them for most of the battles back in the Enchanted Forest- and I have wolf hearing."

"Alright, alright!" Emma said, covering her ears to try and avoid hearing anymore, regretting coming along to this. "Some things I really don't need to picture mentally. I'm only here because walking in on them once was enough, especially since Henry was with me-"

"Excuse me?" Regina interrupted. "My son was exposed to such filth?" Emma rolled her eyes.

"Trust me, he was fine. He was still young and innocent enough to think they were just taking a nap. I, on the other hand, have been left traumatised."

"I think we all have love." Hook grumbled, taking a swig of his rum.

"The question is, what do we do about it?" Sneezy called over from the dwarves' booth. Red smiled at their naivety.

"You can't." She said simply. All eyes turned to her. "Snow and David are in love, it's natural. Regina and Robin, Emma and Hook, you're both the same. The differences are a: you're more discreet and b: you have less people to come knocking on your door asking for help. Yes, I'm aware you're the mayor Regina and you're the Saviour Emma, but it's difference. Snow and Charming built up strong relationships of trust with the people of the Enchanted Forest, so they will go to them when they need help. As such they grab any opportunity when they can get it. This, unfortunately for us, means they get walked in a lot more. I'm lucky enough that I can hear it so know when to walk away. For the rest of you, I suggest that you don't go looking for them if they're missing. And if the house is quiet when you go in, just walk away." The rest of the group thought this was fairly sound advice. Even if there would still be the odd incident now and again.