Peter Pan
A guest asked for a oneshot of Neal announcing that Peter Pan is his favourite (I'm assuming you mean the Disney version?) causing everyone at the table to make a mess. He calls Hook a codfish and said Blackbeard is a cooler pirate.
"So Neal had a Disney movie-athon today." Charming said, as he passed the plates around the table. "He watched lots of movies."
"Is that right lad?" Killian said, picking up the jug of water and pouring some into his glass. "Have a favourite?" Neal nodded.
"Yeah! Peter Pan!" All of a sudden, the chaos ensued. Killian began to choke on the water he'd been sipping and Emma began to franticly pat his back, wondering if she'd have to give him the Heimlich manoeuvre. Snow dropped the sausage casserole she'd been carrying into the table and it splattered all over the carpet. Charming dropped the plate he was passing to Henry and it smashed to smithereens over the table.
"I thought that one had been removed from the collection." Snow hissed to her husband. Given their history with the real Pan they decided they didn't really want their son watching the Disney version and getting confused should he eventually real about the real one in Henry's book.
"Peter Pan?" Hook spluttered, finally having stopped choking and caught his breath. Neal nodded and suddenly jumped up on top of his chair.
"Yeah! And he knows the truth! That you're a dirty old cowardly codfish!" Emma couldn't help herself but burst into hysteric laughter. Killian folded his arms over his chest.
"It's not funny." He grumbled. "You're meant to be on my side."
"Don't blame Emma that she knows the truth. Blackbeard's a way cooler pirate than you!" Emma was doubled over laughing. Mainly at Neal's jibes at Killian, but also at the general hysteria caused in the room by a little boy watching a classic Disney movie. Only in their family!