Rated M

FictionLover12 asked for a oneshot of the Charming family discovering fanfiction of themselves. Sorry for the delay! I've set this in the universe I used in a previous chapter where they saw OUAT advertised. Rated M is just the name of the chapter, it is not actually M rated :).

"I really wish Henry hadn't shown me this." Charming groaned, feeling a blush creep up his face. But now that he had started reading the story he couldn't stop. Snow peered over his shoulder.

"Oh my." She exclaimed upon getting to the point he was reading. "Can you even do that to me?"

"I never want to find out." He groaned, clicking off the story. "This one is apparently a Captain Swan one. What does that even mean?" They found out what it meant rather quickly. "He hasn't even done anything and I want to kill him." Charming said, quickly exiting the story. Snow took over control of the mouse.

"Aww look, Swan Queen. People want Emma to be queen! This looks like a safe bet…" It wasn't a safe bet. Snow and Charming sat back feeling positively sick. "Some people," Snow began queasily "need a lot of therapy."

"That was worse than the Hook stuff." Charming agreed. "Some things can never be unseen. And that is one of them…"

"What can never be unseen?" Emma asked, coming into the room.

"Nothing!" Both her parents exclaimed, suddenly determined to cover the monitor. Emma, now curious came over and looked herself. She pulled back, blinking her eyes rapidly as if trying to unsee what she had just read.

"Why would you guys read that?!" She screamed. "You realise that's meant to be me and Regina?! Guys, that's just sick!"

"We didn't mean to, we thought it was about you being Queen! We thought it would be safe after the one with you and Hook…"

"You read one about Hook and I?! Guys, that isn't any less sick!" Emma shook her head. "I'm going to Granny's. Call me in about a week, once I'm done vomiting." Emma quickly left the room leaving both her parents feeling pretty gross. They hadn't meant to read anything like that!

"Drink?" Charming asked.

"Yes please." Snow quickly replied. Possibly several were needed to get rid of the images now burned into their brains by some people with…different imaginations.