Vogue
Soprano Pixie asked for a oneshot of Emma being caught by her family doing something utterly feminine.
"Oh it's not that big of a deal." Emma grumbled. "It's just a stupid magazine."
"Yeah, but it's Vogue. Who knew big tough Emma Swan had an annual subscription to a fashion magazine?" Charming teased his daughter. Emma rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. It's no big deal. It gives good diet and exercise tips."
"Uh huh, sure. We all believe you're reading Vogue for diet and exercise tips. Don't we Henry?" Snow said, bringing Henry into the teasing. Henry nodded, unable to actually speak for fear of bursting out in laughter. "It has clearly got nothing to do with the fashion and makeup tips." Snow suddenly swiped the magazine up from Emma's bed, easily avoiding her attempt to snatch it back. Snow then flipped through the glossy pages, stopping at two randomly.
"Ah, so according to this red is very much in season right now. Tell me Emma, did you, or did you not, go out shopping yesterday claiming you felt like buying some red things?"
"I um, that's just a coincidence!" Emma lied. She had indeed bought the red clothing because of the magazine's suggestion. Snow raised an eyebrow as Charming took the magazine from Snow's hands and flipped to the back.
"Here we are, star signs. Emma I do believe you're a Libra?" Charming then scanned the page until he found the Libra horoscope. The planets align this weekend in your twelfth house of past karma, self-renewal and subconscious, which is sure to stir the pot quite significantly in your world. Flashbacks, déjà vu, 'coulda, woulda, shoulda' moments will come at you thick and fast and it's important that you treat them with the respect they deserve but not play them on a never ending loop in your mind." Charming looked up at Emma. "Didn't you say to me the other day that you were having some little regrets from past moments you were going to try and fix? Oh Emma, tell me you don't believe in this nonsense?"
"Maybe." Emma grumbled, finally managing to grab back her magazine. "Now if you all don't mind I'd like to read the rest of this without mocking and ridicule?" Snow, Charming and Henry all backed out of the room still sniggering. Maybe Libras were just grumpy this month.