Decency
A guest asked for a oneshot of Emma accidentally walking in on her mom putting her bra on. Emma freaks out but Snow doesn't see any problem and teases her about it. If body talks make you squeamish or you think it's gross/weird or whatever then consider this your warning to skip this chapter :P
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"Hey mom, have you still got my hairbrush in he- ahh!" Emma exclaimed. She hadn't realised as she walked into her parents' room that her mom was in there changing. Emma had walked in to see her mom's front fully exposed as she was about to put her bra on. Snow was still completely cool as a cucumber.
"Yeah, your hairbrush is in here, you can come in and get it." Snow said calmly as she pulled up the straps on her bra.
"So are you decent?" Emma called from outside the door.
"Well my bra's on now?" Snow answered back, amused.
"Well tell me when your top is too." Emma answered her. Snow couldn't help but chuckle as she grabbed her blouse and pulled it on before calling out to Emma that she was safe to enter. Emma came in and it was obvious she was avoiding eye contact with her mom as she headed for the dresser with her hairbrush.
"Emma, are you really that embarrassed about seeing my breasts? It's no big deal…" Snow noticed the way Emma shuddered. "Oh come on, your brother's seen them tons of times. Had you grown up with us you would have too. They would have been what fed you…"
"As a grown woman I really don't want the image of my lips touching your…your…"
"Nipples?" Snow finished for her. She couldn't help but laugh at the way Emma flushed a violent shade of pink. "Well Emma sweetheart seeing as the first thing in the world you saw was my vagina."
"Gross! Mom!" Emma protested. "Consider me scarred! Some things I don't need reminded of!"
"I remember the first time I saw you. Covered in gunk and blood from my womb and when you tore open my vaginal opening. Even as Mary Margret I couldn't sneeze without peeing a little…"
"Right, enough! That's just vulgar! I'm leaving! I might be back later, right now I don't know. It'll depend on if it is actually possible to bleach one's brain."
"Bye honey! Have a good day!" Snow called after her as she stormed out. Her daughter might be an adult, but it wasn't half fun winding her up sometimes.