Anaconda

Bonnie asked for a oneshot of Snowing's reaction to seeing the "Anaconda" (Nicki Minaj's song) music video on YouTube.

Snow and Charming felt like they had just been violated after the video finally ended. YouTube had suggested a new video for them to watch, but Charming quickly cancelled the auto-play. Then they both just sat there in silence. This is what children today were listening?! These were the sort of music videos they were watching?! Snow had only asked Charming to help her put the video on after hearing so many children talking about it at school. She heard other teachers in the staffroom discussing how inappropriate it was and how it was basically softcore porn. Snow had thought they were overacting and just being old-fashioned in keeping with the old Enchanted Forest values and ways of life. But no, they were very right. This was basically softcore porn.

"So Neal's not allowed to listen to modern pop music, ever." Charming said, shutting down the browser completely. "Not if that's the way women in the music industry are representing themselves. I don't want our boy growing up thinking that's an appropriate way to look at women."

"I completely agree. I think I'm going to have nightmares about that behind tonight." Snow said, shaking her head, trying to rid her brain of the image of Nicki twerking.

"Maybe we should try that Blurred Lines song I've heard people singing along to. I'm sure that's much safer."