Adam woke up standing in the men's bathroom of a midwestern Dinner. He stood there seeing how he now wore a blue shirt, jeans and leather jacket. Looking in the Mirror he saw that his hair was brown and skin was of a pinkish pigment. "Must be on Earth, but how?" He said to himself before walking out and seeing the place completely empty except for one man eating nachos while also reading a book.
The man looked similar to Adam, brown hair, wore a beard instead of simple chin stubble, and had a hoodie instead of a Leather jacket. "Adam sit." The man said.
"God?" Adam asked in confusion as he sat down.
"Yes, but please call me Chuck."
"Ok, Chuck, what am I doing here?"
"From the looks of it you allowed yourself to get killed in the afterlife. Now tell me, what did you do to get yourself killed?"
"Well I was leading my Exorcist Army into Hell to wipe out Lucifer's daughter and her hotel."
"Hold up a second. There is a lot to unpack there. Firstly what is hell and why does Heaven need an Army to go to war with it? Also I thought I flooded the already to get rid of all of the Human-Angel offspring."
"You seriously don't know about Hell? The place where all of the Sinners go. Where all of the Demons reside."
"No, I created a place called Purgatory for every soul to go through to get cleansed of their sins before going into Heaven. Wait you guys didn't kill Lilith?"
"No why?"
"I ordered you guys to kill her when I cut you in half and made Eve."
"That explains a lot."
"Explain to me about Angels having children what is this about?"
"It's mostly Angels with other Angels or in the case of Lucifer, he had a daughter with Lilith. Her name is Charlie and she had this misguided plan to create a Hotel to redeem Sinners."
"Why is it misguided?"
"Because once you're in Hell you stay in Hell."
"But Hell was never part of my grand design. Give me a second." Chuck looks off into space for a moment and Adam kinda sits there in the awkward silence. "The place literally just California. No wonder people want to leave. First things first. I need to figure out why people are not going through Purgatory. Then I need to uplift everyone in hell and place them in Purgatory."
"What about me?"
"You are going to live here on Earth until either you die or I have need of you. I looked over everything you did and under the circumstances you were justified. However people are too upset with you to just bring you back and I can't just have people killing you again."
"Even though that's total bullshit, it makes sense. Who knows, maybe I will become even more powerful and badass after going through Purgatory."
"I gave you everything you will need to get yourself on your feet, don't waste it."
"I'm the first Man, I got this."
"Also take good care of the place." God then takes his Nachos and disappears.
"From the looks of it the Big man intends me to run a Dinner to make money. It's better than having to look for work."