"Gah! Ahh!" Ezra gasped, awake and alert. The breeze of the Nerivan mountains brushed across his face, snapping him back to reality and alerting him of his surroundings. He wiped the sleepiness from his eyes as he got up from the small corner he'd dozed off in.
"You alright kid?" Ayer asked, be
"I had a weird dream." Ezra asked.
"Really weird. There was a Mandalorian, and like, I don't know he looked like Master Yoda but, a baby?"
Ayer slapped his helmet with his palm.
"What kind of drugs have you been taking, kid?"
"Nothing, just, it was really weird."
"And why the gasp awake?"
Ezra thought for a moment.
"Thrawn was there, and Ahsoka, and Sabine but they all looked… wrong somehow. I don't know, Ahsoka sounded completely different, Sabine wasn't wearing her armour, and there was something else."
"What?"
"There was… a storm? With horses riding across the surface of a Star Destroyer?"
"Ok, I'm sorry what?"
"And then there was this scavenger girl from some desert world, kinda looked like Tatooine, actually it looked exactly like Tatooine but it wasn't. And then she just picked up a lightsaber, became a Jedi master overnight with no training, and killed the Emperor."
"Kid. Please just stop."
"And then the Emperor 'I'm all of the sith' and then she turns around and says 'And I'm all of the Jedi.'"
A stifled chuckle emanated from under Ayer's helmet.
"I'm worried Ayer, I think that was a Force vision, what if that's the future? What if that was the Force showing me a sign of things to come?"
The chuckle burst into laughter as Ayer keeled over.
"Listen Kid, I don't know anything about the Force, but everything you just told me, is some of the stupidest nonsense I've ever heard. I know you don't like the Emperor, but he's not dumb enough to get killed by a scavenger girl. And horses? On a spaceship? You gotta go back to the Chimaera and check with the med bay you didn't ingest anything toxic."
Ezra calmed himself, caught off guard by the sight of a Stormtrooper actually laughing.
"You're probably right, but I hope I never have to see any of that again."
Ayer composed himself, summoning back his professionalism.
"Now c'mon, the Admiral wanted to see you. Say, is it just me kid, or have we been standing around on this planet for a long time?"
Is this canon? It's S-canon.
More star wars stuff got announced I have zero interest in. My opinions on the direction of the franchise should be pretty obvious at this point.
So I guess my hiatus is over.