- Byron and Topaz (C)
*A gathering of students in the Officer Academy's Mess Hall*
Host Black Eagles Student: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Garreg Mach Monastery's Weekly Trivia Night! I have taken the liberties of acquiring the contents from the academy's advice box and have complied them into a series of interesting and often ludicrous questions! Winner takes home the title of "King of Trivia Night" and a one-time-use of a first-in-line privilege for any school facilities of the winner's choice! Now let's shut up and get answering some of these juicy questions!
*The gathered student body cheers*
Host Black Eagles Student: Question 1! What makes a good Mercenary?!
Byron: The will to fight for others?
Host Black Eagles Student: That is correct! And without hesitation too! As expected of this academy's "King of Trivia Night" 2 years running! Give the others some slack, would ya?
Byron: Make me.
*Gathered student body boos*
Male Blue Lions Student: YOU STINK!
Female Golden Deer Student: ROT IN HELL, KILLJOY!
Female Black Eagles Student: STOP RUINING TRIVIA NIGHT ALREADY!
Host Black Eagles Student: Them's fighting words from both sides! AND I LOVE IT! Alright, onto the next question! What do you when a pair of nobles start fighting with each other?!
Female Blue Lions Student: Um, intervene!
Male Golden Deer Student: Just ignore them!
Byron and Topaz: Start a betting pool on who would win.
Host Black Eagles Student: ... Did I hear that right? BECAUSE THAT'S THE RIGHT ANSWER, AND IT CAME FROM SOMEONE OTHER THAN THE INTELLECTUAL FREAK OF NATURE THAT WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE FINALLY HAVE A CONTENDER!
*The student body all cheer for Topaz as she and Byron come up on the central table/stage*
Topaz: ... What? You didn't think I'd be willing to pass up learning about my surroundings?
Byron: It's about time I had a worthy opponent. Honestly, those dunderheads were starting to bore me.
Topaz: Guess we're out for something for tonight, then. ... Loser pays for the other's weapon repair bills?
Byron: I'll make you eat those words. I don't plan on holding back.
Topaz: Neither do I.
*Crowd gets super-hyped at this new contest against the current "King of Trivia Night"*
Host Black Eagles Student: GET HYPED PEOPLE BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM! WE NOW HAVE THE TRIVIA BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! THE UNDISPUTED KING VERSUS THE DARK HORSE CHALLENGER OF THE TITLE! NOW, HERE'S QUESTION NUMBER THREE! ... What kind of flowers are best for tea parties?