- Byron and Selene (C)
Byron: ... I'm bored.
Selene: Do somethin'.
Byron: Did that, didn't work. I'm still bored.
Selene: Dunno wat to tell ye. It's de same shite over an over again and again.
Byron: ... Come to think of it, we don't much else, don't we?
Selene: Ell' if I know! Didn't do much while I was at de Empire! Couldn't even go outside except for a few times where we snuck out.
Byron: ... I think it's starting to become clear to me on why the others consider us maladjusted.
Selene: De fact dat we can't do much shite aside from killin' and fightin'? Yeh, I guess. I mean, who would want us to take part in other stuff?
Byron: ... Sad truth is, I can't offer anything myself to you either. Tried every board game in Fodlan at taverns across Faerghus, usually waging supplies and food. I won all of them. I only play as an alternative revenue for resource acquisition.
Selene: ... Der's yer problem.
Byron: What would that be?
Selene: Ye don't know how to have fun, do ye? Like, you play games, but yer too serious at it. ... Come to think of it, we're bored because we can't wind down, can we?
Byron: Can we afford to? You're a Brigidian in Fodlan and I myself have a target painted on my back from all the enemies I've made.
Selene: ... Ye know, it kinda sucks it has to be dat way. Wish we could find somethin' dat we can do just for de two of us.
Byron: ... Alright, we'll play a board game together.
Selene: ... Seriously? After ye just say dat you don't have fun with it?
Byron: ... You're right. I don't know how to have fun. So here's the deal. I teach you how to play, and in turn, you teach me how to have fun.
Selene: ... Just how is dat fun?
Byron: That's your job to figure it out.
Selene: ... Bloody ell'.