- Byron and Vidar (B)
Byron: Phew... that'll show em.
Vidar: ... They run... faster... than they fight.
*two collapse onto the floor with their backs touching*
Byron: Have to ask Vidar... do I have a punchable face?
Vidar: ... Uh, I... punch... all faces... except... you.
Byron: Oh good, then it's not because of my looks, then.
Vidar: Do I... have a... punchable face?
Byron: Dunno... you look like you're the one punching.
Vidar: ... True. I punch... good.
Byron: Damn right... so you think they learn.
Vidar: Are they... stupid?
Byron: There's gotta be a reason why we're always being targeted, my good man. I like scraps, but I don't think I would be able to live life like this! I mean, heavens, if one were to attack me in my own home, which I hope we buy soon together, during supper, then what would happen?
Vidar: ... I like living... anywhere... with you.
Byron: *chuckle* And as long as you're with me, I don't think I have to be afraid.
Vidar: ... You... good friend... I will... stay... until we... die.
Byron: Together, preferably. Because the Goddess forbid if either of go first without the other. I wouldn't know what would I do without you!
Vidar: ... Me... too. You... smarter... than me. I good at... punching.
Byron: Yep... we are helluva pair.
Vidar: We... invincible... together.
Byron: *smacks his lips* ... Indeed we are. Wanna go grab something to eat?
Vidar: No fish... makes me... choke.
Byron: Guess we're eating meat then.
Vidar: I find... rabbits to... eat.