(Moments later at the Clocktower)
Naruto walked out of the elevator to see a concerned Lucifer and Lilith. "What happened? Did he hurt you?" Lilith asked as she looked over Naruto. "Mom I'm fine. I was just returning the angels I killed to them so that the public doesn't panic. I also made sure that when dad brings Charlie along next week to talk to him, that Adam will at least listen to Charlie's idea with the hotel." Naruto responded.
Lilith nodded in satisfaction as Lucifer chuckled. "He's still a prick isn't he?" Naruto stayed silent. "Dad….. I already knew that my biological father was dead from sealing Kurama in me… but he said that my biological mother is still alive, and that I have a twin brother."
Lucifer hummed in thought. "I'll have to check Hell's registry of souls to make sure about Kushina. But your twin brother is dead, no ifs or buts about it. The gathering of Kurama's chakra into your brother, without either half of Kurama, eventually caused it to build up and explode, destroying the leaf village. Hence why Sarutobi and those villagers tried to kill you before." Naruto nodded faintly.
(At the same time, Adam's office)
Adam rubbed his cheek as he grimaced. "How the FUCK did he manage to hit me through the hologram?" He asked himself as Lute helped him up. "He's getting stronger and either baby dick Lucifer is helping him or sweet Lilith is." "Sir, you know we're going to have to let the superiors know about him." Lute said carefully.
"Fuck that! When that brat's sister shows up, I'm moving the Extermination period up! Six months, so twice the extermination. Twice a year!" Adam yelled as he got up, wiping the golden blood from his lips.
(Hazbin episode one still happens like normal, just a reason behind why Adam moves the date up)
A week later
Naruto hummed as he arrived at the broken down building. He snapped his fingers and rebuilt the whole thing, making it as pristine as possible for Hell's standards. He was in Imp city, a project he was working on improving. Improving it for the hellborn natives: Imps, Hellhounds and Succubi alike.
"There we go. Penthouse will be your office Blitz." He said as he glanced at the tall imp, still shorter than himself of course. "Huh, well Christ on a stick you can work miracles." He said with surprise.
"How many do you plan to work for you?" Naruto asked. "Eh, probably just two. A close range specialist and a long range specialist, along with myself, so just us three while my Loony runs the desk." "Oh joy." A female voice said as she was on her phone.
Naruto chuckled softly. "So three Asmodean Crystals, should be easy to get from Asmodeus. It not only provides you access to the living world, but also makes sure you have a disguise when going up there. If word got out that Hell was invading the living world and just killing folks up there, dad would go deeper into his depression episodes."
"I'll leave you two to set up the office and doing your recruitment. Remember to pay and treat your employees fairly, or else you'll be hearing from me Blitz." Naruto said sternly. "I've got a meeting with the Overlords about the Extermination Day." He said as he started to break apart in the form of blocks, thanks to his Bunkai teleport ability.
Loona, who was feigning interest, had her tail wagging. "Dear Satan, he is hot as fuck." "He ain't coming around ya Loony, I'll make sure of that." Blitz stated protectively. "Didn't he shoot you in the chest when you two first met?" "Oh damn it!"
(The Overlord meeting, a few minutes later)
"Velvette, where the hell are your two associates?" A tall and slender, light, gray-skinned demon with long white hair asked. This was Carmilla Carmine, arms dealer specialist of Hell. Velvette, the aforenamed one, just flipped her off while on her phone. "They're busy dealing with things pertaining to their businesses, so I'm speaking on behalf of them."
The eldest Overlord there, Zestial, just shook his head in amusement before whispering something in Carmilla's ear. She nodded. "You do know that Prince Naruto will be here, and he wants EVERY Overlord here. If they aren't, well I suppose they're giving up their Overlord status?" She said with a satisfied smirk as Velvette stopped texting with a scowl on her face.
Naruto appeared in the office, sitting at the main chair as he re-materialized with a small smile. "Come now Carmilla, we're all at least cordial here together. At least most of us." He said in amusement before waving his hand and Valentino appeared in his seat, materializing like how Naruto did but much more forcefully. Vox meanwhile zapped out of Velvette's phone, looking nervous in the presence of the Lord of Overlords.
"Better." Naruto said in satisfaction as Valentino had a scowl. "My lord, with all due respect, WHAT THE FUCK?!" He yelled as he slammed his hands on the table. "I was in the middle of my work when I was forcefully-" Naruto had a small smirk on his face as the silhouette of Kurama appeared behind him. "N-never mind…" Valentino shrunk down. "What some of you seem to realize is that when I call these meetings, all of you are expected to show up."
Naruto started off as he stood up. "If you don't show up, I mark you as double dead and your territory is divided amongst your fellows. Valentino, as of right now, you are the least valuable asshole here." Valentino frowned as Carmilla had a smirk on her face.
"Vox is doing his thing on the television waves, internet, and electricity. Velvette is doing wonderful with her fashion shows and then there's you. I'm a horrible person sure, I'm practically the anti-Christ being the son of Lucifer and all but I do care about my people." Naruto said with a smile before it turned dark.
"So here's what you can do for me Valentino. Get your shit together. I can smell the worry of your "Precious filming" like a drenched gym rat. I can easily find someone who can handle the clubs you run and I can definitely find someone much more enthusiastic and caring about their employees than your heartless ass. I might release Husker from his contract with Alastor and put him in charge of the clubs just to spite both of your stupid asses."
Alastor had radio dials in his eyes as his aura started to increase. Naruto didn't back down as his own overpowered Alastor's by a large margin. "Don't you start with me you antlered fuck. You may be one of the patrons of my sister's hotel but do remember who put you in your place and made you disappear off the face of Hell for seven years."
Naruto looked around as he calmed himself, seeing no empty seats. "Good, we didn't lose any Overlords this year." Velvette couldn't help but laugh loudly. "Well shit I never thought I'd see Mistah Radio Demon be put in his place!" Vox had a satisfied smile on his television face, enjoying that himself. "So unless someone's got something important to add to the meeting?" Naruto asked as Vel actually jumped up on the table.
"Velvette." Naruto said, amused as she made her presence known. She took an angelic head and threw it on the table, the room growing serious. "Yeah. Someone took out an angelic bastard. I say that brings up something important to this normally boring ass yearly meeting. Someone that isn't Prince Naruto here."
(Respectless song scene from the Scrambled Eggs episode)
"ENOUGH!" Naruto yelled as he made a partial demonic transformation to get their attention and cut off the song. "Carmilla, you don't ever, EVER end my meetings without my permission." He started off as Carmilla shrunk back in her seat fearfully, clearly caught up in the moment.
"And second off, both of you are correct." Naruto said as both ladies had a surprised look on their faces. "Carmilla is correct in the sense that we need to be cautious. This….." He gestured to the head before his shadow devoured it. "doesn't leave this room. And if I found out who leaked it, they are losing their Overlord status, their territory, and their life." He said seriously, causing the Overlords to sweat, minus Alastor, Zestial, and Carmilla.
"But having my fair share of fights with the Angels, an attempt on my own live this year, I do say that we need to be prepared. So within my power, Carmilla…." He started before glancing at the troublemakers of Valentino, Vox, and Alastor. Vox only wanted Alastor dead, Alastor was always looking for entertainment and chaos, while Valentino was the more dangerous in terms of being a stupid cock.
"Carmilla, start spreading out the arms to the Overlords. The angelic ones." He stated as Carmilla looked in shock. "From this moment on, all Overlords are allowed to defend themselves against the Exorcists squads. If I get a word that a sinner or hellborn get a hold of an angelic weapon, or that one of them has died from said weaponry not during an Extermination Day, I will be looking through every single one of you first." He stated demonically and seriously.
"Heaven is making moves, especially with Adam pushing forward with his plan of having the Extermination occur every six months. He thinks that we're rising up against Heaven." He said seriously, shifting out of his demonic state. A few of them looked uncomfortable from the information provided. "I don't wish to give him his proof and give him more reason to push for more Extermination processes against us, but I'm also not going to sit on my ass and let my people be killed off like cattle."
He stood up. "If Princess Charlotte's hotel works, and Heaven, outside of that prick Adam agrees with it, we can worry about infighting between us like in ages past. But if it doesn't, we need to be united until Heaven backs off." He looked around the table. "Do I make myself CLEAR?" They all nodded, most of them in fear.
Naruto nodded. "Then the meeting is dismissed." He watched as they all left as he sighed softly, leaving himself to go….. elsewhere.
(Hazbin Hotel)
He held Charlie close as she sobbed into his chest. "I told you before sis, Adam's a prick. Believe me when I say that was the main reason Dad never wanted you to meet him." "But he didn't even listen!" She wailed into his chest.
"Adam thinks just because he was the first soul to go to Heaven, that he's the greatest thing ever. You saw it for yourself, he's flawed. Now you see why mom didn't want anything to do with him?" Naruto asked softly as he caressed her back gently.
"It's still not fair! I'm trying to solve the mutual problem we're having and he….. he….." "Just thinks with his dick?" Naruto added in as Charlie wailed louder. "Geez Charlie, I'm supposed to be the younger brother, not the older brother." He teased her as she wiped away the tears and huffed with a cute pout.
"Besides… you think Adam's the only solution?" Naruto asked. Charlie tilted her head in confusion as Naruto sighed. "He runs the Extermination, yes. But he has to take orders from somewhere, right? Go above him, talk to his superiors. I'm sure one of them has to know what he's doing and is appalled by it."
Charlie's eyes widened as a smile started to split her face, not a creepy one but a genuine happy one. "No, I can't set it up. Dad will have to." Charlie's smiled faded. "O-oh…." He pat her shoulder with a smile. "I'm sure he'll do it. It's another way of screwing over Adam after all. Plus…. Mom and dad have been rather….. off for the last few years since I graduated Hell School."
"What do you mean?" Charlie asked in confusion. "I mean it in the sense of since you and Vaggie hooked up, mom has this distant look in her eyes. Dad…. Dad seems to have fallen into some sort of depression. I've only noticed because I've been around them more often than you, what with your hotel idea and all your other happy-go-luck ideas."
Charlie moved away from him as he fixed his glasses. "I mean, you've got a good thing going here sis, don't get me wrong. I believe in you and your dream, but even you can tell the Exterminations have gotten worse over the years. Or do I need to remind you of what nearly happened my first Extermination Day?"
Charlie winced as she really didn't want to remember that day. Naruto had nearly died that day, a lone child in the streets of Pentagon City when she was supposed to be watching him. Seviathan had been busy that day, conducting business with his father down in Envy and Naruto just wanted to explore. The dreadful day for it, of course, was the Extermination Day.
"I may not be much better, especially considering I pretty much let our people do what they want, but I will not let anything harm our family. You, mom, dad, Octavia, Vaggie, nothing will happen to any of you while I am able." He said gently. "You need to learn to bring out the worst of your powers if you wish to do the same. You never know what the future holds Charlie." She nodded somberly, not enjoying the full use of her demonic powers and rather would use them to spread cheer and joy to her people.
His tone turned teasing. "Especially if you have plans to make me an uncle with Vaggie." Charlie turned beat red and shoved him away. "D-damn it Naru! Don't embarrass me like that!"
He laughed and gave a salute before poofing away in a cloud of smoke, revealing it to be a shadow clone.
(Carmine penthouse)
Naruto, the real Naruto, had his hands behind his back. Carmilla and her daughters were watching with wariness and fear respectfully. "I'm not angry, nor disappointed Carmilla. I would've done the same thing if they targeted Charlie or Octavia."
Carmilla let out a breath she didn't know she was holding until a sideway glance in her direction with Naruto's eyes slightly glowing red. "What I'm annoyed about is Velvette bringing the attention to the others. It's one thing for me to be able to kill them, due to my increased capabilities of being the Prince and my own status as a Jinchuriki, but for a random questioning thought of "who killed the angel?" that wasn't me?"
"It was sloppy work Carmilla. I know you had your daughters' wellbeing at the forefront of your mind, but damn it!" He growled out before cooling himself, pulling back the demonic power he was leaking. Breathing in and out, he continued. "It was risky, but something you know of before. After all…. This is your punishment isn't it?"
The Carmine trio looked down sadly. Carmilla was a weapons dealer to a Mafia family in life, doing so to give her daughters the best lives they possibly could. Her daughters were kidnapped, and for the trouble of her going to the family that she was deeply loyal to, her and her daughters were gunned down by said Mafia family. Carmilla knew she would go to Hell for what she had done, in the belief that her daughters were truly innocent, but as her punishment from Heaven, the mother and daughters were all sent to Hell for her transgressions.
He let them think it over as the memories of his shadow clone came back to him. "I have a feeling my sister's meeting with Adam's bosses won't go the way she expects, knowing how slimy he is. Before the Extermination, I want you to test their resolve."
Carmilla had a confused look on her face. "My… lord?" Naruto closed his eyes and opened them. "Call it a gut feeling. It's Hell after all." He turned to face them. "I have other business to attend to Carmilla. Keep the excellent work." He broke apart as he used his Bunkai teleportation, his presence fading from the office room.
(Naruto's private estate, an hour later)
He held onto his necklace, gripping the Asmodean crystal on it as he spoke the location. "Konoha Outskirts." The portal opened as he stepped through, using a henge to disguise himself as a normal wandering samurai.
Naruto had discarded the pistol when he arrived home, keeping his sword to his hip. He walked the lonely, but remarkably familiar road to where Konoha's gates would be. Fifteen minutes later, he arrived at the destroyed village, the pure essence of Kurama's energy lacing the air. 'What happened to this pitiful excuse of a village? Did Menma really cause the explosion?'
He breathed in and out, drawing in the energy to himself. "Kit, you should've told me that you were leaving Hell. I'm bound to you, no matter where you go, you understand?" Kurama's voice rang out inside Naruto's head. 'I'm aware Kurama, but I need answers.'
He felt a pulse of energy before he glanced to the side, as if the energy were beckoning him. He followed it to an abandoned cave, finding dried blood in it. "Familiar…. But from where?" He grimaced as the blood felt familiar but in an unknown way. 'It disappears.'
"Sharigan." Kurama said with a growl. "Kit, I can lead you to the next area… it was where I was released from your mother." Naruto nodded his head and followed his instructions to find an altar that had broken chains on it. "A sacrificial altar?" He held his head in pain as Kurama growled.
"Now… be released Nine Tails!" The enigmatic voice called out as Kurama was pulled out from Kushina. Kurama looked around and growled before attempting to slam his paw down onto the masked figure before he saw the Sharigan. "Fucking….. Sharigan, again!" The Sharingan soon appeared over his slitted eyes.
"This is your mother's blood Naruto." His voice boomed as Naruto dropped to his knees, the pain going away. "Did… she love me, Kurama?" Naruto asked softly. "Kit, if she wasn't talking Minato's ear off, she was talking my ear off about you. If Minato hadn't put the village above you, you four would've been a happy family."
Naruto let tears out as he cried gently. After a few minutes of sobbing, he stood up. "I sense more of her energy, to the north." He started to make his way, somewhat unfamiliar territory since the destruction of Konoha. He placed his hand on the blood splatter, closing his eyes as he focused.
He reopened his eyes to see a vision of the past, his mother bleeding. "Both of my sochis…. Dead, both of my villages destroyed…." She said somberly as Naruto wanted to reach out, but knowing he could do nothing about it. "Kaa-chan…. I'm here, and alive." He said softly.
"Damn Minato for killing Naruto from sealing the fox in him, and then some leftover chakra into Menma. Without the soul, the chakra would just build up to a timebomb. I told him that, and he didn't listen!" She sobbed as Naruto placed a hand over her shoulder.
"Kaa-chan, don't blame yourself. You did everything you could, even if you thought I was dead. I was mad at learning that you were still alive….. but to hear you now say that you thought I was dead. If you could see me now…." He removed his hand and turned away.
"I'm a failure." Both mother and son said in coordination, Naruto bowing his head. Both heard flapping as they looked up. Naruto had a pale, deathly look on his face as his demonic energy flared up. "No….." The wings soaring down as Kushina wiped away the tears was Adam as he landed down, unmasked and dressed in wear for a normal angel.
"Kushina Uzumaki." He said gently as Naruto's rage increased. "You can come home now to Heaven, where…." Adam conjured a note that said, "say Kami instead of God, Shinto pantheon and all." "Where Kami is waiting for you, alongside your husband and sons."
"Angel-san….. I… I don't deserve it. I couldn't even save my family, couldn't save my parents." She sniffled. "Kushina, you did the best you could, even trying to sacrifice to seal the Nine Tailed Fox back into yourself to save your sons from a fate worse than death." Adam said with a warm, convincing tone.
"They are waiting for you in Heaven, waiting for you to come home." He said before looking straight at Naruto with a vicious, hidden grin.
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Naruto roared as he tried to grab Adam but couldn't grab him due to it being a vision and he went through him. Adam held out his hand for Kushina. "The rest of your clan is there too, your parents, grandparents, ancestors, all of them."
Kushina's eyes watered before she accepted the hand as Naruto's rage blew up, much like Menma's but in a fully controlled manner. "RAAAAAGHHHHHHH!" Naruto slammed his hands down onto the ground, causing a category seven earthquake. Kushina was bathed in a heavenly glow as she ascended to Heaven.
Adam's mask covered his face once again as he looked directly at Naruto. "Hahahahaha you got punked you little bitch!" Adam sneered as he repeatedly jabbed his finger at Naruto's torso. Naruto may not have felt it, but he felt the phantom touch of the first man.
"See, I may be doing this in the past, and you're probably wondering how the hell I can even see or talk to you right now. Answer is divine powers bitch!" Adam started laughing as Naruto growled. "Oh don't even try that physical stuff either! It won't work as you're just watching a vision from the past! I bet you're seething right now, wanting to get your hands around my neck and throttle me! While kinky, I don't swing that way!" He started rolling around on the ground, laughing heartlessly at Naruto.
"I swear to my father Lucifer, I will end you Adam, even if I have to go through all of Heaven to get to you." Naruto growled out, going full Morningstar demon. Adam grinned darkly. "You can swear to your dear old, adopted daddy all you want, but the fact of the matter is that I hold all the cards, and I haven't played them all!"
"Oh and funny thing about your little realm here?" Adam placed a finger on his chin before laughing loudly. "It's free real estate baby!" The vision faded as Naruto growled out.