"ow, John you don't have to pull on my arm so hard", jervis complains as the man mentioned drags him by the arm into their shared hideout
" you're lucky that's all I'm doing you impulsive fool", the enraged brunette snarks back as she shoves the blonde man onto the ratty couch
"For the last time, it wasn't her hair that distracted me, it was her boobs", at the still disappointed look he gets from the unmasking brunette he continues," only because I could have sworn she was reaching for a gun she's hidden in those"
" well even if it wasn't the hair this time I think it's high time we do something about that little Obsession of yours"
And after some searching through some drawers a pumpkin shaped pocket watch is being held Aloft in front of the Hatter's face
" oh God, I thought you were less cliche than that"
" just shut up and let me try it"
"Fine" the blonde says was a huff trying his best to relax into the dusty couch
...
The Mad Hatter sat at his tea table, well technically it was March hares table seeing as he was at the March hares house, oh his darling March hare with his beautiful brown fur and his intelligent eyes
Takes a distracted sip of his cup of tea and notices that it's missing a little something, " marchy darling, could you pour some cream into my tea"
" no problem sugar lump", he's darling says with that beautiful Southern drawl, and soon the cup is handed back to him the shot of cream a beautiful little Edition
Though the Sip is a little bit salty, but he's grown to like salty tastes and he drains the whole cup
The end