NARUTO TRANSMIGRATION: BROKEN WORLD
A transmigration story, where the Main Character from our world will use his meta knowledge of Naruto and cheat-like abilities granted by a mysterious existence, like the SystemTM to become overpowered and stand on top of the Shinobi World…
Nope, this isn't that kind of story.
Chapter I: "YOU ARE MY SPECIAL"
He doesn't remember what was the trigger.
All he knows, ever since he can remember, he has always dreamed of "transmigration" stories coming true to him.
Was it the shitty isekai novels, mangas and animes he pirated online ?
Was it the garbo power fantasy fanfics he read and praise shamelessly, as a weeb who will never know what a good fiction work is ?
Nah. It doesn't matter.
As long as he keep spending day and night, dreaming of transmigration into an anime world.
Everyone thought that he would grow out of his chunnibyou phase…
…Apparently, it wasn't the case.
More than just a mere (man)children's dream, it is a lifelong passion, delusion, obsession, his final fantasy –
"CAN YOU STOP YAPPING FOR ONE SECOND ?"
Oh, by the way, apparently his dream is about to coming true.
He is currently standing on top of a borderless sea.
The transparent blue water is calming, and glowing bright with countless stars and galaxies beneath the surface.
Or was it just the mirrored image of the sky above ?
Under this star sky, only two beings stood.
Him, a random delusional and obese weeb. Look exactly like the ultimate soyjak of a Redditor.
Her, your typical loli goddess.
A crown made of orange flames floating above her head, indicated her goddess status.
Orange hair nine times longer than his height, being tied into nine even tails.
Fierce red fox eyes accompanied by a pair of great fox ears, making her head looking even smoller than what it is. Are these whiskers on her face ?
These aren't the only fox-like features she has – She also has nine real fox tails, even bigger than those of her hair, and real fox arms and legs.
Wearing a short and skimpy kimono that reveal many places, which, if he described it out loud, it might earn him a free ticket to the prison.
Uh oh, look like she is running out of patience right now –
"If yapping makes as much as rapping, then your treasury would've rivaled Mansa Musa."
Yea, sorry about that. Let's get straight back to the business.
As you can see here, he died.
Not a common death like truck-kun, an accidental kill from this goddess, overworking, being stabbed by criminals,…
Nor any le epic death.
This idiot fap himself to death. DDD or Destroy-Dick-December is supposed to be a meme, but this moron actually followed that strictly, despite literally skipped NNN- Nah, he just want to fap.
Glorious.
And, coincidentally, this fox goddess is bored as hell, and want someone to play with. She decided to grab a random newly deceased soul…
Biggest mistake in her eternal life, really.
She wanted to send him back, but he already died, and by grabbing him and bringing him there, she accidentally removed him out of the Earth's natural reincarnation cycle. She started to be a goddess not long time ago, so there are many thing she isn't aware of. Forcing him back will trigger Earth's already overworked psychopomps, and by making them revolt, she will face the full might of Earth's whole pantheons.
So, she stucked with him here. For god know how long.
As each second passed, his creepiness grow higher and higher and her patience grow thinner and thinner. Who know when this walking trash will be desperate enough to ignore the consequence and started to rape a goddess. Not like she cannot just destroy his soul, but doing so will earn her millenniums of being lectured by The Creator of All Things about the balance of the souls. Not like he cannot just create new souls, duh.
Therefore, she decided to kick him to a random world that she gorverned.
Many of which resemble animes/mangas/Japanese novels she consumed back when she was a human.
So, she told the guy to choose a world he wanted to reincarnated into. But, instead of choosing, he yapped for one hour and thirteen mintutes straight. Just her luck, really.
While the fox still facepalming and cursing, the weeb still monologuing this whole story and finding a world to reincarnate in from a hologram list.
One world managed to catch his attention.
It was a Naruto-inspired world, currently reaching the Nine-tail invasion.
And of course, as any of you basic weebs would, he choose to be reborn as the Main Protagonist.
Finally be able to take this trash away, she kicks his ass into the glowing water.
Turned out, the celestial bodies on both the sky and under the water are real.
While drowning, a familiar theme song ringing in his mind.
Of course, it has to be "ROCKS" by Hound Dog…
"You are my special…"
Wait, what the fuck ?