The legend of snoogart the brave (and his cartoon lackeys)
Snoogart the brave was a brave fellow, one who had a deep craving for vengenace against the scrimblo blimbos who took his rightful place in the expansive crossover game Cartoon Network Fusionfall, but he had an in, he knew Moxy and the Flea Twins in an alternate universe in which he had two little flea friends instead of one. Moxy had always been known for his sleazy dealings and his shady behavior, he had pickpocked a keycard off a Mandark's laboratory employee while at the Sunken Mall, and decided that he wanted to lend it to Snoogart for a quaint amount of taros because he believes that it would be a pretty funny prank to pull on the entire multiverse because he too is a sadist at heart.
The time is midnight, the sky is inky black with the white clouds peering through the moonlight, Snoogart deploys his grappling hook and shoots to the top of Mandark's big commerically appropriate science lab, through his self-insert powers he rolls a nat20 and perfectly glides through the vents Bubsy the Bobcat style whilst avoiding anything that could chop his perfect hair or shred his crystal clear skin. He makes it to the multiverse matter transporter plot device machine in perfect condition, the gray-matter DNA corsing through his veins fueling his critical thinking skills, allowing him to correctly triangulate where the Fusionfall universe exactly is. He turns on the blippity-bip switch and: "botta bing botta boom", he spouted out. The green portal illuminated the room, "Haha looks like rick and morty" Snoogart said stoically. He then proceeds to jump right in, the green envelops him, creating an empty space of a viscious green with a liquidy surface.
Whilst travelling through the empty space, he lets out a big sneeze as he had forgotten to take his cold medicine before attempting interdimensional multiverse travel. (trust me I'm a big comic book superhero movie and fortnite crossover fan, absolutely love this sort of content) The booger that came out of his nose began evolving, gaining sentience. It had taken the form of a liquidy green humanoid. "Greetings, I am Cruz, lord of the foobarts" Snoogart gleams over, decides that this being is not worth his precious time, and sends him to the other side of galaxy with a swift kick. Little did Snoogart know, that this would transpire some of the most easily telegraphed events in history.
(End of Chapter 1)