[Author's Notes] So I keep getting more requests for these one shots inspired by "A Loud Among Demons" by TvFan2244. And since Hazbin Hotel is finally going to air this January I decided to have a story with Lincoln and I.M.P. going to Pentagram City. And I was inspired to do something fun with this story. I really hope you guys like it. And as always please remember that this isn't my original story. All credit goes to TvFan2244 who is the original author of "A Loud Among Demons".
-Helluva Hotel-
At the I.M.P. headquarters in Imp City, the hitmen for hire were currently busy loading the company van. Not with weapons or other work equipment like they usually did, but instead everyone's bags with everyone's clothes and toiletries. This is because for the last couple of weeks they've all been extremely busy. Way more so than even their most packed weekdays. For two and a half weeks at least a half dozen or more sinners came to them each day with a contract for someone they wanted murdered. They were getting so many jobs in fact that it was starting to become inconvenient. So once things have finally started slowing down, Blitzo announced that the whole company would be going to Pentagram City, hell's capitol for a vacation.
"Hurry up all of you! We're burning too much time here!" Blizto shouted out the driver seat window. "Moxxie! Move that little ass and finish up with those bags!" he barked.
The shorter imp grumbled under his breath in response while trying to push his and his wife's bags into the back. That was when his human foster son ran up to assist. "I got you Moxxie." Lincoln said with a smile as they were now both putting their backs into it.
"Thank you Lincoln. I'm glad some people..." he said glaring at Blitzo and Loona "Are considerate enough to help their coworkers." he told him.
Loona walked over and claimed the shotgun seat while still reading her phone and Millie climbed into the van before poking her head out the side. "Come on Boys! We're ready!" she called out to her husband and surrogate son.
Lincoln took his seat between his demonic guardians before Moxxie closed the door and the van was off. "So what can you guys tell me about Pentagram City?" Lincoln asked them. "I mean I know it's Hell's capitol and where King Lucifer lives but that's it." he told them.
"Well aside from being the home to Hell's Royal Family and having the largest population of Sinner Demons, it's really not too different from anywhere else down here." Lonna answered from the front.
"In other words, it's just like every other shit hole in Hell. Bit it's a very special shit hole since the King lives there." Blitzo added.
"Of course more than half our customers come all the way from Pentagram City to hire us so we can always rely on the large number of Sinners there for business." Moxxie told him.
"But of course it's also got some fun places too." Millie told him getting his attention. "Movies and sight seeing, lots of restaurants and shops near by." she started listing off.
"Oh yeah and the booze flows like a river." Blitzo said smiling as he looked at Loona who also licked her lips thinking about all the alcohol. However he noticed Millie shooting him a dirty look of disapproval and gesturing towards Lincoln. "Yes yes Mills I know. We'll make sure the kid only drinks soda or I don't know milk, juice whatever." he said rolling his eyes. "The point I'm trying to make here kid is Pentagram City is basically all of Hell in one spot. An awful place sure but there are some good spots here and there. Like kernels of corn sticking out of a shit." he told him.
"So what about you Lincoln? Did you ever go on big vacations like this up top?" Millie asked him.
"Whenever we could absolutely." he answered smiling. "In a family as big as mine, it's not always easy saving for a family vacation. So my sisters and I did the best we could to help our parents out with saving. Now most vacations are usually camping or visiting our grandparents which are really nice. But every other year we try to go on a really nice family vacation where we get some rooms at a hotel and spend the week doing all our favorite activities from swimming, sight seeing and buying souvenirs." he explained.
"You probably wouldn't want any souvenirs from Pentagram City kid." Blitzo said getting his attention. "Unless you're hoping to get tattoos, bullets holes or STDs." he warned him.
"Sir please." Moxxie responded. "Millie and I will be watching him the whole time. He shouldn't have to be worrying about any of that. He should be spending the week having as much fun as he can before we return home." he told him while Millie kept cuddling her human son who was smiling back at her.
Now as soon as they took off, Lincoln decided to have a little fun by cracking a joke related to a story he shared with his demonic family and coworkers. "Oh crap guys! We forgot Sean!" he said five minutes after the van took off.
"Shawn?" Millie asked him.
"Oh for fuck sake." Loona grumbled pinching in between her eyes, already knowing what was going on.
"No not Shawn, Sean." Lincoln replied to his foster mother.
"Don't worry Lincoln, I already called and asked Sean if he wanted to come but he said he couldn't." Moxxie said getting his attention. "He said he had an appointment at the horsepital tomorrow morning." he told him, already picking up on the joke.
"Huh, you know I thought he's been sounding very horse lately." he joked back.
"Yeah, poor guy is sick with the Hay fever." Blitzo joked, loving horse related humor. The three of them laughed out loud at the stupid joke while Millie giggled along with them. Loona only grinned a bit before returning to her phone.
The first thirty minutes of driving was Blitzo playing death metal on the radio on full blast. Loona was rolling her eyes as her adoptive father tried singing along to the lyrics. Key word trying. Eventually he finally turned it off which Moxxie and Lincoln couldn't be more relieved about. The incredibly loud music wasn't doing any good for their headaches. Once things were more quiet the members of I.M.P. just made small talk. Lincoln would look out the window from time to time to take in the view. After living in pride ring for the last couple of months he's gotten used to seeing large demonic cities. However he got the impression that they were getting closer due to more and more sinners he was starting to see all around.
Another half hour was just everyone trading stories to pass the time. Lincoln even told another story of past shenanigans with his ten sisters and his friends from school. Of course he had to do his best to hide his homesickness from his coworkers and surrogate family. He didn't want them worrying about him whenever he was reminding himself of how much he missed his home in Michigan. He did tell them of the time he tried to trick his sisters out of the sweet spot in the family van and how it backfired hilariously with Vanzilla not only being almost completely destroyed but with the trip having been canceled. And there was much laughing as Lincoln retold the story. One of the benefits of time when it comes to the past.
You can look back and laugh from time to time. But while laughing, Blitzo wasn't paying attention and once he saw a long pink limo he slammed on the breaks bringing the company van to a screeching halt.
"Holy fucking shit!" he shouted to the top of his lungs while everyone else held on for dear life. "Watch where you're going you fucking asshole!" he yelled out the window as the other vehicle came to a stop.
"Sir you were the one not paying attention!" Moxxie shouted out while he and his wife held their foster son tightly to protect him.
"Shut the fuck up Mox!" he yelled back.
That was when the window rolled down and a demoness poked her head out to yell back. "Who're you calling an asshole you fucking dipshit?!" she yelled back at him.
She was clearly another sinner. She had lavender colored skin, ash colored white hair, her right eye had a pink sclera and yellow pupil while her left eye was covered by a bang of hair and a weird pink X. She also had a pink bow in her hair and glared at Blitzo with a nasty look.
"Calm down Vaggie please." they heard from inside the limo before the door on the other side opened and another demoness stood up. "Sorry everyone, I hope you're okay!" she called out to them.
She was a little taller than the other woman she was riding with. She had long blonde hair with lighter blonde and pink highlights that was tied back in a twice banded low ponytail and her bangs flip to her left with a curl. She had white skin, black lips and rosy red cheeks. She had red eyes with yellow sclera and wore grey eyeliner. She wore a red tuxedo jacket over a white dress shirt and black bowtie and matching red pants with black and white saddle shoes. She had a calm and friendly expression and Lincoln could tell she was the kind of woman who loved to smile. But he also noticed how the rest of his fellow employees had eyes as big as dinner plates and their jaws were hanging wide open.
"Oh fucking damnit." Blitzo said without looking away from her.
"No. Fucking. Way." Loona said in disbelief.
"Hey isn't that-" Lincoln was about to ask when he was cut off.
"P-P-P-P-Princess Charlie!" Moxxie freaked as he immediately jumped out of the van and run up to her before falling on his face in a bow. "Please forgive us your Highness! We didn't realize-" he begged before she cut him off.
"Oh no no no please don't worry." she said leaning forward with a friendly smile. "I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding and more importantly nobody was hurt." she told him.
That was when everyone else exited their vehicles to talk more politely. The sinner demon who was riding with Charlie came out and Lincoln saw she was wearing a red short sleeved blouse with a dark grey slate collar, a black choker, scalloped trim to the sleeves and two buttons down the front. She also wore a dark grey skirt and she also was wearing long fingerless gloves and matching long stockings.
"So yes, I am Princess of Hell and heiress to the throne but please, no need to be so formal. Just call me Charlie okay?" she told them. "And this is my girlfriend Vagatha. We're glad to meet you." she told them as she held the other demoness close which earned her a smile from her significant other.
"And we're delighted to meet you as well your Highness." Moxxie said bowing again. "My name is Moxxie and this is my lovely wife Millie." he told her as he held her close.
"And this is our boss Blitz and his hellhound." Millie told her.
Loona looked displeased hearing that from the female imp. "I'm more than just someone's hellhound bitch!" she snarled.
"Yeah Mills, she's my daughter." Blitzo said hugging her to his side.
"Again, only on paper." she replied.
"Oh! And this is-" Millie began before she was cut off by Vaggie.
"Wait, is that kid a human? Like a living human?" she asked looking at him after having to do a double take. The white hair throwing her off.
Lincoln stepped forward before both ladies while Moxxie and Millie placed hands on his shoulders. "Your Highness, this is Lincoln Loud," Moxxie told them. "He's a human boy who's been tragically cursed to Hell. It's a long story." he said rubbing the back of his neck.
Lincoln bows before the demonic princess with one hand over his heart and the other outward. "It's a pleasure to meet you your Highness." he said as respectfully as he could. However he became puzzled when he didn't hear anything. He looked up and was surprised to see tears welling up in her eyes as she looked to be on the verge of crying. "Your Highness?" he asked sounding a little worried for her.
Charlie then quickly fell to her knees, grabbed hold of him, pulling him into a hug and smiled brightly while tears ran down her rosy cheeks. "Why are you so cute?!" she cried cuddling him and pressing her cheek up against his.
"Hon please." Vaggie interrupted as she came forward. "How is this possible? How can a living human be down here in Hell?" she asked still trying to wrap her mind around it.
"It's a very long story. Perhaps I can fill you both in later." Lincoln replied now freed from her grip.
"Link's an invaluable intern at I.M.P." Blitzo said with his hands on his hips.
"And the son of two cold blooded killers!" Millie said cuddling him too.
"So what brings you all to Pentagram City?" Charlie asked standing up again.
"We're on vacation." Loona answered.
She then let out a gasp in response. "Really?! Then why don't you all come to Happy Hotel?! You are going to love it there!" she said with a smile from ear to ear.
"That's very kind of you your Highness but we-" Moxxie tried saying before she cut him off.
"Oh please! I insist!" she said eagerly still looking at Lincoln with equal parts admiration and wonder.
They all looked briefly at Vaggie and her expression told them all they needed to know. She wasn't going to take no for an answer on this one. A trait that was both admirable and a bit tiring for her girlfriend.
"Well I have been hearing about your hotel on the radio and on tv a lot so I have been curious." Lincoln said rubbing the back of his neck.
Lincoln's answer had Charlie practically singing and jumping up and down in place. "Follow us!" she told them.
The princess of hell and her girlfriend got back into the limo while I.M.P. got back into their work van and Blitzo turned to follow the other vehicle. They would follow them for probably about fifteen or twenty minutes before they'd see the hotel that they've all been hearing about on the commercials the whole time. Lincoln saw from a distance a multi story building that was several different shades of red and pink and had several large neon signs, many shaped like arrows pointing at it in an effort to draw one's attention to it as well as the biggest sign on the top that read "HAZBIN HOTEL" in bright lights. He found the name odd but that wasn't the only thing that really stuck out to him. On one side he saw what looked like a pirate ship.
On the other side it looked like there was some sort of ship or blimp that had crashed into the building and was just left there for whatever reason. And lastly there was what looked like a radio tower near the top just under the large neon sign that had "On Air" in pink neon lights. Once they had parked they watched as Charlie ran straight up the stairs and swung the doors open.
"Welcome to the Happy Hotel everyone!" she beamed in a bright and cheerful manner.
"This place looks so cool!" Lincoln replied still taking in the sights of the building she ran.
Charlie giggled and ruffled his hair in response. "If you think it looks cool on the outside you're going to love what it looks like on the inside." she told him as I.M.P. brought their bags with them and one by one entered the hotel.
And she was right. Lincoln and his coworkers/demonic family were actually impressed by what they saw. The inside was brilliantly decorated with bright colors and various shades blended together in a creative manner like a cross between heaven and hell. They also saw how busy the place was. Both sinners and hellborn demons were coming and going regularly. The lobby had a window where one checks in and there was a cozy fireplace off in the corner where you can lounge and just enjoy. On the far end was a bar with some winged black and white cat demon who was cleaning glasses and pouring drinks for his customers. He had a very grumpy expression, almost like he didn't enjoy being here nor wanted to be.
"Woah!" the human boy said looking all around at the amazing artwork and decorations of the hotel.
"This is beautiful." Moxxie complimented.
"How very lovely." Millie cooed as she gripped her husband's arm.
Blitzo looked left and right then his lips curled into a smile. "I gotta admit, this is a pretty nice setup you got her Princess." he said with his hands on his hips.
Even Loona was willing to look up from her phone long enough and smile a little. "Not bad." she said looking around some more.
That was when Charlie ran behind the desk on the other end of the window. "Okay everyone, let's get you all your rooms." she said logging into her computer and checking what was available. "Okay so it looks like we have three rooms currently vacant, all on the same floor. So who gets which keys?" she asked.
"Lincoln, sweetie do you want to stay with your Paw and I or would you rather have your own room?" Millie asked her foster son.
He thought on it for a second then replied. "I mean I enjoy spending time with both of you and I look forward to having as much fun with you guys for the next week but I'm sure you and Moxxie will want some privacy." he answered.
"I was thinking the same exact thing." Moxxie said grabbing his wife by the waist and pulling her close to him, earning a blush and a giggle from his spouse.
"Then how about we share a room Link?" Loona suggested.
"Really? I thought you'd prefer to have your own room." he replied.
"I'm willing to make an exception for my favorite little buddy." she said ruffling his hair affectionately and smiling.
"Then I guess I'll have a room all to myself." Blitzo said stretching. "To be honest it'll be nice having an actual bed for once." he said in a relaxed smile, remembering how for years now he's been sleeping on his living room couch ever since he adopted Loona.
"Right, here are your keys, the room numbers are on each one and thank you all for choosing the Happy Hotel." she told them handing keys to Moxxie, Loona and Blitzo.
"Thanks for letting us stay for our vacation Princess Charlie." Lincoln said giving hell's heiress another hug before he followed the hellhound to their room.
"No problem at all Lincoln and please, stop by later! I'd love to hear all about the human world when you get the chance!" she waved to him while he waved back.
I.M.P. entered the elevator and took it to the floor where their rooms were located. Three floors later and the doors open before they followed the signs that directed them to where the rooms were and within just a few turns they found all three rooms in the same hallway.
"Right, I guess I'll take 303." Blitzo said taking out his key.
"Then Millie and I will take 305." he said looking to the one next door to his boss.
"I guess that leaves us with Room 304." Lincoln said looking up to his hellhound roommate.
"Sounds good to me." she grinned as she opened the door before they both entered.
Both Loona and the sole living human in hell entered and they saw a nice, well kept, clean apartment for two. The walls were different shades of green all arranged into creative and intricate patterns and they went well with the cream colored ceiling, velvert colored carpet and crimson bedding for both single beds. Both beds had end tables with lamps that had pink shades on them, there was a dresser with a tv on top and a remote control. Near the entrance of the room there was the bathroom and there was also a closet. Inside there was an empty rack to hang shirts and a small vault on the floor in case someone wanted to store away something valuable. There was also a string to pull for the light.
Loona tossed her bag on her bed before unzipping it so she could put away her clothes and toiletries. "So Link, ever go on vacations like this one?" she asked as she started putting away several shirts she had in her side of the dresser.
"Vacations in Hell? On." he answered as he pulled out a zip lock that had his toothpaste and toothbrush inside before taking it to the bathroom and laying it next to the sink. "But back up top I have gone on vacations sure but very few times were we able to go to nice hotels comparable to this one." he told her as he came back to start putting away his own spare clothes.
"Really? Why wouldn't you... let me guess. Big family so not very many fancy vacations." she said crossing her arms.
"Nailed it." he said putting away some night shirts and pants. "When you live in a family as big as mine it's not always easy going on a fancy vacation where you book a nice hotel and go to popular places. Too expensive. Most of the time we would either go camping or visit with our relatives like my grandparents. And they're very nice sure but we always try to save for a really nice vacation every couple of years." he explained.
"I bet. Any that stand out?" she asked as she finished with the last of her clothes and stuffed her bag under her bed.
"Well last summer we actually saved enough money to spend a week as Splash Mountain. Now that was a lot of fun." he smiled as he did the same once his clothes were all put away. "I just wished the rooms were bigger." he said remembering the one downside.
"What do you mean?" she asked sitting on her bed and bringing out her phone but still looking in his direction.
"Well Mom and Dad had their own room obviously, but..." he said before she cut him off.
"You had to share a room will all ten of your sisters didn't you?" she asked trying not to laugh at the poor boy's misfortune.
"When you're the one boy having to share a room no bigger than this one, only two beds with ten girls trust me when I say it's not ideal." he said rubbing the back of his neck and grinning now that he can laugh at it. "But it was the best we could do so I just put up with it for a week." he told her.
"Dare I ask, what was that like?" she asked grinning as she could already tell this would be funny.
"Well between Lori either bossing everyone around or texting her boyfriend nonstop, Leni fussing over her hair and makeup among the chaos, Luna singing to herself while her music is blaring loudly in her ears, Luan cracking her corny jokes every ten seconds, Lynn wanting to either wrestle or pillow fight, don't try it she always takes things way to far, Lucy disappearing and reappearing in her quest to try and find a quiet place to write her poems, the twins either jumping from bed to bed or fighting for whatever reason, Lisa setting up a lab in the closet and Lily either playing, crying or needing another clean diaper I can tell you that I have lost plenty of hours of sleep trying to share a room with all ten of my sisters." he explained much to his roommate's amusement.
Loona was laughing at that before finally calming down. "I'm sorry, that just sounds fucking nuts kid." she replies.
"Yeah." he smiled before it dropped and his expression changed to a less happy one. "Yeah it did get pretty crazy at times." he told her as his eyes drifted off.
By now she knew that look and she immediately got up and took a seat next to her little buddy and surrogate little brother. "I know you miss them Link. It's okay, I'm here if you need to talk." she said putting a hand on his shoulder.
He nodded and took a deep breath to regain control of his emotions. "I know, I know thanks Loona." he said in a shaky breath. "I do miss them, I miss them all a lot. Which is why I can't give up on breaking this cure." he said looking back up to her briefly showing the tears that were threatening to spill out. "Do you think I'll be able to do it Loona?" he asked her, looking really desperate.
She placed both hands on his shoulders and gave him the kindest smile she could. "If anyone is able to do it, it's you Link." she answered. "You've come long fucking way in your magic skills and you've got a great teacher who's helping you every step of the way. I know you can do it. You're a real talented and determined kid. I.M.P.'s man with a plan." she said before he hugged her and she returned it. "Now, let's cut the sappy shit and meet back up with the others. I need a drink." she said standing up while he jumped down from the bed.
"Yeah, Blitz, Moxxie and Millie are probably ready for us by now." he replied now feeling much better. "Thanks Loona." he said smiling up to his friend and coworker.
"Anytime little buddy." she said affectionately ruffling his hair again.
In the hallway Lincoln and Loona met back up with the imps who had also just finished getting everything set up. "There's our little man!" Millie sang as she ran up to hug him closely and rub her cheek against her surrogate son's affectionately.
"Hey Mom." Lincoln greeted back returning the hug.
"Very very cute." Blitzo deadpanned. "Okay let's head downstairs, there's a bar with seats that are reserved exclusively for our asses people!" he said pointing outwards in a dramatic fashion. "First round of drinks are on me!" he declared. Millie would respond by coughing to get his attention and then pointed to her foster son with a disapproving look. "Fucking hell Millie I get it yes we'll get the kid a soda or something I don't know. But I get it, no booze for the kid." he said to make her feel better.
That was when out of nowhere another sinner demon came straight up to the group. More specifically, Moxxie. "Heeey." he greeted in a very sultry and suggestive manner.
Said demon resembled a spider with a very slender build who was very tall, even taller than Loona. His fur was white and he had a mop of fluffy white hair on his head, with splotches of light pink across it. His eyelids were pink too which made it look like he was wearing pink eyeshadow with dark and thick eyelashes. His irises were cerise pink with his right eye having yellow sclera and his left one being black. He had a wide mouth full of razor sharp teeth with a gold one slightly off center in his mouth. Kind of like the gold fang Striker has too. He also had three pink dots beneath each eye that both resemble freckles but also added to his spider appearance since they look like additional eyes too.
His slender form also added to his androgynous appearance too. One of his most prominent features is the extra fluffy fur on his chest that thanks to his fit fitting suit pushed them up to resemble a pair of breasts. He wore a white and pink striped suit blazer that he wore over a reddish grey mini skirt. He wore long reddish grey thigh high heeled boots, he wore a reddish grey bowtie with a cerise pink center and a choker. Another very noticeable characteristic was that he had four arms. On his top set of arms he wears long cerise pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, on his bottom set of arms he wears long white gloves. He looked down at Moxxie with a very hungry smile while the imp was starting to sweat nervously.
"So where you have been this whole time good lookin'?" he asked looking him up and down and drinking in his features.
"Uh, Sir I am flattered but I'm happily married." he replied trying to back up.
"Ha! Yes, and?" he asked not getting the clue.
"Excuse you!" Millie shrieked before stepping in between her husband and the sinner. "Moxxie is my husband!" she yelled locking eyes with him.
"Hey if you wanna get in on the action I'm all for it Tuts." he said shrugging his upper shoulders.
"Angel!" shouted another angry sinner demon. Everyone turned to see Vaggie and she did not look amused. "We've talked about this, stop trying to get frisky with our guests!" she yelled bearing a mouthful of razor sharp teeth.
"Okay okay fine, lay off already bitch." he said as he was about to leave before he saw Lincoln with a puzzled expression. "Woah woah woah... woah. Who's the kid? Is he a human?" he asked, not thinking about it before since the white hair was very misleading.
"My name's Lincoln." he said extending a hand which he accepted and shook. "And yeah I am human. It's a long story." he told him rubbing the back of his neck.
"Name's Angel Dust kid, nice to meet ya." said the demon now known as Angel Dust who then struck a pose. "But I'm sure you already knew that." he said smiling.
"Uh, why would I know that?" he asked with a raised brow and tilting his head slightly.
"Ha! You're kidding right?" he asked but the kid's reaction told him he really didn't know. "Schindler's Fist? Raising Ryan's Privates? Glad-He-Ate-Her? Nothing?" he asked.
Millie responded by quickly moving in to cover his ears. "Lincoln is a good boy who doesn't watch pornographic movies! Now kindly get the fuck out of here you filthy degenerate!" she snarled.
"Eh, I've been called better." he replied shrugging all four of his shoulders and walking down the hallway. He did turn back to Moxxie one last time and shot him a wink and blew a kiss which earned him a blush from the smaller male imp then walked past a really annoyed Vaggie.
The moth looking sinner groaned and pinched the bridge of her nose. "I'm sorry about that everyone. Angel is just, well Angel." she said looking back briefly as he round the corner.
"One of your guests?" Blitzo asked her.
"Sadly yes." she answered while they walked with her back towards the elevator. "In fact he's our very first and has been here ever since Charlie first opened the hotel. So he's been here longer than any other guest." she explained.
"I take it that means he hasn't made a whole lot of progress in redemption has he?" Lincoln asked looking up to her while they walked.
"Ha! He hasn't even made a little progress." she replied looking to him too as they walked and talked with everyone else close by. "Angel treats this hotel and what it's purpose like a fucking joke. I swear he gets a kick out of doing what he does just for the sake of pissing me off." she grumbled as she pressed the button to call for the elevator.
"Then why does he still have a room?" Moxxie asked. "If you believe he can't be redeemed and he doesn't even try then why let him stay at all?" he asked her.
"Believe me if it were up to me I would've gotten rid of him a long time ago." she answered right as the double doors opened up. "But Charlie keeps giving more and more second chances. She just can't bring herself to ask him to leave." she told them while they were walking in.
"You have your doubts do you?" Lincoln asked her.
She sighed before responding. "I love her to death trust me but she can be a bit... I don't know how to say it in a nice way but she seems too eager to believe in the best in literally everyone. I don't think she sees that some people just cannot be redeemed." she told him.
Once the doors opened back up they all stepped out into the lobby again and they made their way to the open bar. It was lunchtime anyway and both Blitzo and Loona were hoping to get some drinks right away. Behind the bar was the same avion cat demon Lincoln saw when they first entered the hotel not long ago. He looked at them out of the corner of his eye and paused when he saw the kid but decided not to comment on it.
"Can I get you anything? What's your poison?" he asked while cleaning a glass with a cloth.
"Uh you wouldn't happen to have soft drinks would you?" Moxxie asked as he took his seat with Lincoln sitting between him and his wife. "Any sodas or colas would be most preferable for Lincoln since he's a minor." he told him, earning an approving smile from Millie.
The demon behind the counter had black and white cat fur all over his body. The sclera of his eyes were black with yellow irises and slit pupils. He has long, red eyebrows with black vertical stripes near the tips, and a small black heart above each eyebrow. His fur was taupe-colored, overlayed with white on his face, torso, feet, and upper arms. The insides of his ears are white with a red tip at the point and red heart in the center. A black tuff of fluff protrudes from each, creating the appearance of small hearts. He also whore clothes that resembled someone who worked either at a casino or as a magician with overalls and a top hat with a red bowtie and white shoes that looked like a pair of spats.
His tail was taupe and long, ending with a large spray of "plume-like" fur or feathers, which are dark pink with black and white stripes. He had yellow-orange hearts underneath the paws on his wings are large and red, with dark taupe on the undersides. The undersides of his wings are decorated with black stripes which feature red and white roulette wheel dot markings. The outside of his wings are decorated with more black stripes, which wrap around the joints and run around a row of white roulette wheel dots. Again he looked at the kid and had to be sure his eyes weren't playing tricks on him.
"Who's the kid?" he asked looking at the two imps he was seated with.
"Oh this is Lincoln. The human boy cursed to live here in Hell and the proud boy of two cold blooded killers." Millie answered holding her foster son close in loving hug.
"Uh hi." Lincoln smiled with a wave.
"Name's Husk." he replied before looking at the male imp. "So what's wrong little fella you firing blanks? You and your Mrs. unable to squeeze out your own brat so you decided to adopt?" he asked while still cleaning the glass he was holding.
Now Moxxie was easily angry at the question. "Excuse me! I'll have you know that my wife and I are having no such trouble at all!" he yelled while Blitzo and Loona were off snickering in their seats.
"Now now now Hon I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it." Millie replied trying to calm him down.
"So anyway, strongest drinks." Blitzo ordered.
"Same." Loona added.
Moxxie huffed and decided to just let it slide. "I'll have a long island iced tea." he grumbled.
"I'll have a mango margarita myself but do you have any sodas or colas here?" Millie asked hoping to find something for Lincoln to drink that didn't have alcohol.
So Husker got to work quickly making everyone's drinks and he even poured a sprite with ice for the was when Charlie came up to her newest guests. "Hey everyone!" she sang as she practically glided over to the counter. "How's everyone doing? Are you enjoying your stay?" she asked them.
Lincoln took a sip of his drink then turned and smiled. "Hi Charlie. Yeah this place is great. Thanks for letting us stay." he told her.
"Absolutely." she smiled down at the adorable little human boy she was hosting. "So, are you guys hungry?" she asked everyone.
"I could use something eat." Blitzo answered. "Menus?" he asked her.
"Straight away. Niffty!" she called out.
That was when another demon zipped up to her almost instantly. Lincoln saw that she was a small cyclops demon with short red hair with a hellow highlight, a large eye with a yellow and hot pink sclera, light yellow iris and a black pupil. Her skin was white and she had hot pink blushes on her cheeks. She had a wide grin with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth, which is pretty common among demons and she wore a red maid's uniform with a white apron.
"Everyone, this is Niffty. She'll be taking your orders and bring you your meals." she told them as she introduced the smaller sinner.
"Hi! I'm Niffty and welcome to the Happy Hotel. Let me go and get your menus." she said before she dashed off and brought everyone black menus which took her less than a few seconds.
So everyone placed their orders, Lincoln himself ordered some chili dogs with some chili cheese fries because both of those sounded really good. Niffty was really good at her job. She didn't even have to take down notes when everyone was ordering their food and she was back in less than ten minutes with exactly what they ordered.
"Mmmm, Charlie these are amazing." Lincoln complimented as he tossed some fries into his mouth.
"I'm so happy you're enjoying your meal and please everyone, remember to have a fun and safe day at the-" she said before she was interrupted by the arrival of another demon. "Oh, Alastor hi." she greeted.
The demon overlord was a very tall and slim creature with beige colored skin, reddish pink hair with black tips with two tufts of hair resembling ears and two little antlers on his head. He wore a red pinstripe suit with dark red lapels piped with white and is ragged along the bottom hem. He wore that over a red dress shirt with a black cross on the chest and black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He also wore a dark red oval shaped monocle rimmed with black over his right eye. His eyes were the most unsettling with dark red sclera, bright red irises and black pupils and they gave off a sinister look, like he was hiding some dark and terrible schemes behind them. His suit was finished with a black bowtie with a red center.
On both his hands he wore black gloves with red fingers and in his left hand he carried a thin black cane that looked like it had a microphone on it. "I see we have new guests. Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel one and all." he greeted with his sinister smile filled with razor sharp teeth and a voice that sounded like he was coming in over a radio.
That was when Vaggie who finished up with whatever she was doing entered the scene and she immediately looked displeased to see Alastor, crossing her arms and glaring at him with much distain. Charlie of course came up to the group at the counter.
"Right so, allow me to introduce you to-" she began before she was cut off.
"It's okay Charlie I know who he is." Lincoln pointed out. "This is Alastor, an Overlord from Pride and commonly referred to as the Radio Demon." he said looking up at the tall demon who looked down at him with that smile never leaving his face.
Said demon chuckled. "I see my reputation proceeds me young man." he said leaning forward slightly, still looking at the boy in the chair.
"I've heard you over the radio plenty of times since coming here. You run a lot of adds promoting the hotel to sinners. It's how I've first heard about this place." he replied.
"And he's been a great help attracting guests." Charlie said smiling brightly. "We've gotten so many new customers since he started working here." she said acting all giddy from excitement.
Blitzo took another swig of his beer when Angel came up out of nowhere and leaned into him only a few inches from his face. "Heeey." he said in a suggestive and sultry manner.
"Eat me pervert." he said giving him the bird.
"Mmmm, is that an invitation?" he asked leaning in closer.
"Oh fuck off!" Loona barked now growling at the sinner who was flirting with her adoptive father.
Meanwhile Alastor continues to stare at Lincoln and the kid was starting to get uncomfortable. "Wow dude you're really looking into my soul here." he said before tossing a few more fries into his mouth. "Seriously what is it?" he asked getting really weirded out by the guy's glare.
Moxxie and Millie also didn't like the way he was staring at their foster son. "I thought at first my eyes were playing some sort of trick on me. The white hair is definitely misleading. But there's no mistaking it. You're human." he said with an even wider grin.
This set off some warning bells in the members of I.M.P. and Vaggie herself also really tensed up when she heard the way he said human. "Yeah, I'm human. I've been cursed to live here in Hell. It's a long-WOAH!" he said as he was yanked violently from his seat. While everyone's attention was focused on him nobody noticed a black tendril coil itself around the boy's ankle and without a word he was swung around the room and thrown through the air towards the other end. Lincoln's back crashed against the wall at the far end, smashing a mirror before he fell down onto the couch and rolled off onto the floor. The force of impact knocked the wind out of his lungs and it took a second for the boy to catch his breath before he gasped for air.
He couched a couple of times before responding. "What the here was all that about?!" he yelled in equal parts shock and anger.
Once everyone had gotten over the shock I.M.P. immediately jumped into action with Moxxie drawing an AK-47 and his wife drawing twin Samurai Katanas. The latter of the two had a fire in her eyes after seeing her precious human son thrown around the room like a ragdoll. Blitzo drew his flintlock and Loona started growling and snarling with her teeth ready to tear a hole in his throat. Even Vaggie quickly drew her spear and was ready for battle.
"You wanna tell us why the fuck you're throwing my Intern around?!" Blitzo demanded aiming his gun at the overlord's head.
Alastor didn't even look in their direction as he casually walked towards Lincoln. "You see my dear boy, I enjoy playing with my food before I eat it." he said as his face contorted into the most evil and wicked smile he had ever seen.
Lincoln paled when he heard that. "F-F-Food?" he asked as the color drained from his face.
"Oh shit!" Vaggie shouted. "This is exactly what I was afraid of! Guys! Alastor is a cannibal! He killed and ate other humans when he was still alive and he continues to purchases human flesh off the black market ever since he came to Hell!" she told them.
"And it's been a long time since I've had the chance to taste flesh as fresh as this." he said as he continued slowly making his way towards the scared little boy.
Hearing that sent Millie into an unbridled rage. "I WON'T LET YOU EAT MY BABY!" she screamed as she leapt into the air and swung both blades down with the hopes of decapitating the demon set on eating Lincoln.
Both blades however were stopped when another tendril blocked both attacks and flung her back. Moxxie leapt up and caught her mid air then both readied for another attack. "So he's your boy is he?" Alastor asked looking back at the furious imps. "Well, meet my boys." he said with an evil sneer and a click of his fingers. Suddenly hundreds of familiars made up of liquid shadows emerged from the floor and surrounded them. Each one resembled Alastor with more prominent antlers and claws and just like their master they had evil smiles and sharp teeth. "You kids play nice now." he said as he kept walking towards Lincoln.
[Author's Note] So for this battle, I'd recommend you play either "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" or "BFG Division" from DOOM. It's fitting since this is in Hell.
Blitzo and his employees wasted no time in tearing straight through the familiars. Moxxie started firing off multiple rounds with his rifle and blasting several of them into black goop. Millie flew into a battle fury cutting several of them up and splattering them all over the place. Blitzo started firing off his pistol left and right and even Loona got her hand on a riot shotgun and started blasting them away left and right. However each time one of them was shot or slashed into pieces they would reform almost instantly and they would have to fight them again. All the while Alastor made his way to his prey. Lincoln got up and drew from his pocket a deck of tarot cards and in a flash he had the deck all loose and swirling around him, ready to be used.
The demon overlord wasn't expecting a human boy to have access to demonic magic and was pleasantly surprised. "Interesting." he said looking at the boy with a hardened determination.
"I won't let you kill and eat me." Lincoln boldly proclaimed as the cards spun around him just within arms reach.
"Alastor wait!" Charlie cried as she ran up to him. "You don't really want to kill and eat a child do you?" she asked with a pleading smile and her fingers laced together under her chin.
"Why of course I do." he said glancing back at her briefly then back at the boy.
"But he's just a boy! He's only twelve years old!" she protested trying to argue in Lincoln's defense.
Alastor only laughed at that before looking back at her again. "My dear, the last child I ate was a young girl who was half his age." he told her in a very matter of fact manner. "Oh the flesh on her back was some of the best bacon I could ever throw on the frying pan. Her arms, legs and ribs cooked very nicely over an open grill and her little ass went so well with carrots, potatoes and onions in the oven. Best rump roast ever." he said with an expression of a man who was remembering one of the best meals he's ever enjoyed.
Lincoln turned green and did his best not to lose his lunch while Charlie only looked on at him in stunned horror. "That's horrible! What you do is horrible! You're horrible! You're an evil irredeemable monster!" she shouted pointing a finger at him accusingly.
"W-W-Wha W-W-Wha What took you so long Princess?" he asked before one of his tendrils grabbed hold of her by the waist and cast her away.
Vaggie leapt high and caught her girlfriend in her arms bridal style before landing on her feet and then resumed her battle with the familiars. While the employees of the Happy Hotel and the assassins of I.M.P. were busy fighting the familiars, Lincoln stood a defensive stance and locked eyes with the overlord who set his mind on killing and eating him. Alastor began flexing his fingers and Lincoln reacted quickly when several large black tendrils lunged towards him he grabbed hold of a card and activated a bubble shield just in time for the tendrils to crash right into it and bounce off.
"You're fast my dear boy I'll give you that." he complimented with his head tilting slightly and making a static sound. Lincoln then took another card and when he focused magic again his hands ignited into balls of fire. He then launched an enormous pillar of fire at Alastor who clicked his fingers and raised a wall of darkness that absorbed it leaving him unscathed. "I see you're getting warmed up." he joked. Several more familiars tried to surround Lincoln but acting quickly he used an ice spell to freeze them all in place before they shattered like glass. "That's rather cold of you don't you think?" he asked him with the same sinister grin on his face. Lincoln then took hold of another card and focused his magic to create dozens of beams of light shaped like swords to launch at Alastor.
Still looking calm and collected he caught them all with some more tendrils and once again remained unharmed. "I see you've made your point." he said with a chuckle.
"Will you stop with the lame jokes?!" Lincoln yelled, thinking his sense of humor was more corny than Luan's.
All the while Lincoln's coworkers still had their hands full. Loona was either shooting each familiar that was charging her or she'd bite down on them for getting too close. "There are too fucking many!" she yelled and she blasted the head off another with her shotgun. "I'm running out of ammo!" she cried out as she noticed that her buckshot was running low.
"Here you go sweetie!" Blitzo shouted back as he through her another bag with several boxes of shotgun shells. He then turned his attention back to the black figures who kept trying to rush him. "Bring it on you fucking cock holes!" he screamed as he shot them left and right with two machine guns.
Moxxie himself was standing back to back with his wife with duel 9mm pistols while Millie was cutting them down with her double bladed battle axe. "How much longer are we going to have to fight these fucking things?!" he shouted as he was starting to get tired.
"As long as we fucking have to! We are not going to let that monster eat our boy!" Millie yelled back with a fire in her eyes.
Vaggie was also fighting like a woman possessed, cutting down familiars left and right with her spear. And she was understandably pissed with the damage done. "Why did this have to happen? The hotel is not meant to be a battlefield! Can this day possibly get any worse?!" she yelled before a wall was knocked down and she saw the huge machine that came through the hole. "Of course." she said with her eye twitching.
The machine was a ten foot tall and eight foot wide walking robot with a flamethrower for it's left arm and a machine gun for it's right. In the middle behind a window sat another sinner demon that resembled a half man half cobra creature covered in eyes, wearing a black pin stripe suit and a matching top hat that looked like it had a single eye and a smiling face.
"Ahahahahaha!" he cackled as he shifted the controls of his robot. "Behold! I have returned and nothing can sssstop me! I'm sssso evil! Ahahahahahaha!" he bellowed as his massive machine stomped forward.
"Oh fucking damnit Sir Pentious this isn't the time!" Vaggie yelled in anger.
The massive robot then started firing a massive blast of flame which immediately engulfed a large number of familiars while the machine gun started rotating and firing off thousands of bullets and cutting down even more left and right.
"Cool!" Lincoln said, immediately in awe of the huge robot.
"I know right?" said someone next to him. Lincoln turned to see a number of strange sinner demons who looked like walking talking eggs. "It's so cool watching the boss shoot at his enemies with his flamethrower." he said to the white hair boy.
"My favorite part is when he blasts them with his machine gun." said the second while acting out the motions as if he were firing one too.
"I wish he would shoot me with his machine gun." said the third who looked really depressed while the fourth one patted his back.
Suddenly Lincoln was knocked back, sent flying across the room again with his back hitting the wall and leaving a small hole in it before tumbling to the ground and forcing himself back up. All while Alastor summoned more familiars and tendrils.
"You should be more careful not to take your eyes off your opponent my dear boy. You could end up in real serious trouble." he said with his usual evil grin.
"And you mean to tell me that I'm not already in trouble?!" he yelled back once he had caught his breath.
"Mmmm, fair enough." he said with a shrug as the tendrils and familiars lunged at him.
"Lincoln!" Blitzo shouted out.
"Linc!" both Moxxie and Loona cried out at once.
"My Baby!" Millie screamed in horror.
They all watched helplessly from a distance as it looked like he was about to be overwhelmed when a few shots rang out. Lincoln had drawn the revolver pistol that Moxxie got him awhile back and thanks to some time he had been spending at the range with his foster father he was picking them off with pin point accuracy.
"That's my boy!" Moxxie shouted with a grin as he watched as Lincoln showed off his marksmanship.
"So you really do think of Lincoln as a son huh?" Blitzo asked with a smug look.
"Wait, why what did I say?" he asked looking confused at his boss.
That was when Millie tackled her husband in a hug. "That's right Moxxie! That's our boy alright!" she cried briefly forgetting they were in a battle.
Meanwhile Lincoln ran out of bullets but just as quickly as he drew the pistol Moxxie gave him, he drew the dagger that Millie gave him too. And then focusing his magic a longer and incredibly sharp blade made of lighting formed around the blade of the dagger, making it look like a sword instead and then moving quickly and executing his forms in a brilliant and fluent motion, he started cutting through familiars and tendrils like they were butter.
This of course only made Millie even more exited. "I taught him those moves! Lincoln you make your Mama so proud!" she cried bouncing up and down. "Oh I wish Ma and Pa could be here to see this!" she said lacing her fingers and looking on with proud eyes.
After fending off the attack Lincoln fell his knees and started heaving to catch his breath while sweat poured down his face. All the while Alastor watched on in amusement. "I will admit my dear boy you are full of surprises." he complimented flexing his fingers and cracking his knuckles. "So, are you up for another round?" he asked with his sinister smile.
"You bet." he answered standing to his feet again.
"Really now?" he asked tilting his head slightly and making a static sound when he did so.
"I'm not going to give up." he said before first putting away the pistol but raising his right hand with fire igniting in between his fingers without burning himself. He also reignited the lighting along the blade of the dagger in his left hand turning it into a sword once again. "I may just be a kid and I may not be the most powerful in the demonic arts but I didn't come this far just for someone to kill and eat me. I don't care how powerful you are, I don't care how long and how hard I have to fight and I don't care if it means that I have to somehow defeat an Overlord. I will find a way to break the curse that holds me here so I can go home." he told him with a hard determination on his face.
Alastor then surprised everyone with his response. "Hmmm, fair enough." he said before clicking his fingers and dissolving all the tendrils and familiars leaving the hotel almost empty. "Very well then I concede." he told him.
At first everyone was frozen in place before what he just said finally hit them. "WHAT?!" they all shouted in disbelief.
"I concede. I give up. You win." he listed off. "What else could it possibly mean?" he asked him as if it was silly he even had to ask.
Lincoln wasn't sure how to respond and proceeded to break the fourth wall, briefly turning to his readers to speak. "Well that was anticlimactic." he says with a completely dumbfounded expression.
Millie immediately rushed in and tackled Lincoln in a loving and motherly embrace. "Lincoln your Mama's so proud of you! And I'm so relieved to see that my baby is okay!" she said on the verge of crying.
Lincoln made sure to return her affection with a hug of his own. "I'm okay Millie don't worry." he said trying to reassure her.
He then noticed that Alastor right behind her and his foster mother felt it too. Millie wasted no time but swung around with her axe in an iron grip and an angry expression. "You try anything with my boy and you're dead!" she growled ready to take his head off.
The overlord only chuckled at that before pushing the blade of her axe back with a finger. "My dear if I still wanted to kill your boy believe me..." he said before his face twisted into the darkest and most sinister smile they'd seen yet. "He would already be dead right now." he said in a manner that sent chills up their spines. What was even creepier was his mouth wasn't even moving and instead his teeth would flash lights while he was talking and a dark and terrible energy sent static ripples through the air. Both the female imp and her adopted son were frozen in genuine fear at his words. "No instead I wish you help you." he told them talking normally again.
Lincoln shook his head once to snap out of it and do a doubletake to make sure he heard him right. "Wait, help me?" he asked.
"Did I stutter?" he asked back.
"Now that's one hell of a one eighty don't you think?" Blitzo asked stepping forward. "One moment you try to kill my intern and now you want to help? What kind of trick is this?" he asked him.
"This is no trick." he answered looking back at the imp briefly before turning his attention back to the boy. "This young man is very entertaining. I have never met a living mortal who could learn how to and use the demonic arts. I'm quite curious to see what his full potential is and I want to help him achieve his goal." he told the young white haired boy.
This got Charlie's full attention and she started getting excited. "So he changed his mind and wants to help now? See Vaggie? We're making progress!" she told her girlfriend holding her in a hug and jumping in place.
"Hon, I... ugh..." she said realizing already that this wasn't an argument she was going to win.
"Wait, so does this mean you think I'll be able to break my curse?" he asked with a small smile spreading across his face.
Alastor only laughed at that before putting a hand up in front of the boy's face. "Ahahahaha! Of course not! That's ridiculous!" he mocked which quickly left Lincoln equal parts confused and offended. "This is Hell, there's no leaving. It is the land of eternal suffering and damnation for a reason. Your arrival here may be premature but it was probably inevitable. You'll never get out. Break your curse, that's hilarious!" he laughed again.
"Well wait a minute." he replied getting the overlord's attention again. "If you don't believe I can break the curse why would you help me?" he asked looking confused.
Alastor vanished and reappeared right behind Charlie and started pinching her cheeks playfully. "For the very same reason I help our dear Princess with her ridiculous hotel." he answered letting her go and walking back up to Lincoln and earning himself a dirty look from Charlie. "It's all an investment for my own entertainment. I want to watch as you strive endlessly, tirelessly trying to undo the curse that has dragged you down to the pits of Hell with the hopes of one day freeing yourself and returning to life up top. Only for you to finally realize it was all for nothing." he said looking sinister again in the delivery of that last sentence.
Lincoln was very quickly becoming annoyed with this guy. "I'm really don't like this guy." he said looking over to Charlie and Vaggie.
"Trust me, not very many people do." Vaggie replied crossing her arms.
"Yes indeed my dear boy." he continued as he brought a hand behind his back and started walking off with him, much to Millie and Moxxie's concern and anger. "Regardless of what you think you can accomplish you can at least learn a great deal from me. I don't know who's been teaching you here but I can show you so much more. I want to see what a young soul like you is truly capable of." he told him smiling ever wider.
Lincoln looked briefly at his coworkers and foster parents who all had mixed expressions between concern for him and refusal to trust Alastor. "I suppose I could use the lessons in different schools of magic. It could bring me closer to lifting my curse, even if you think what I'm doing is a waste of time and not even possible. If I were to accept your offer I would do so if only to prove you wrong." he told him.
Alastor responded by swirling his cane around before passing it from his right hand to his left then extending his free hand to the boy. "So it's a deal then?" he asked him as a green aura glowed in between them.
This caused both Charlie and Vaggie to panic and quickly rush in between the two of them. "Nonononononononono!" the former said as she pushed the overlord's hand away from Lincoln.
"Lincoln, listen to me." Vaggie said with her hands on his shoulders. "You can't trust Alastor. Dealmakers like him are the worst kind of Overlords you could ever get involved with. There's no deal you can make with him that you can trust. Don't make a deal with him." she urged.
The white haired boy looked back at Alastor who was still smiling and looking at him in a predatory manner. He thought about it for a second then replied. "Alastor, I appreciate the offer, even if it isn't entirely for good reasons. But no thanks. I have a great magic teacher and I'm sure I can figure it out with his help." he told him, making his decision.
He responded by shrugging his shoulders and walking past Lincoln. "Fair enough." he said before heading to the elevator. "My offer still stands if you ever change your mind." he said before the doors opened and closed again with him gone.
He made a mental note to avoid him again. He then looked back up to Charlie. "Uh, sorry we wrecked your hotel your Highness." he told her, looking around at the damage.
"Oh don't worry about that Lincoln. Niffty will have it back to normal in no time at all." she said waving his concerns. And sure enough the little demon maid wasted no time quickly cleaning the lobby where the battle was held.
"Well this has been great. But enough of that, let's get back to our vacation already." Blitzo said with his hands on his hips.
Following his lead everyone went back to what they were doing before and the rest of the day proceeded normally. Well as normal as normal can be in hell. Lincoln and I.M.P. would enjoy the rest of their vacation spending half the time enjoying the sites of Pentagram City and enjoying lots of fun at the hotel itself. He enjoyed a lot of quality time with Charlie who was fascinated with the world up top. She also felt really bad for the poor boy since he was trapped down here and still had no real way to return to his home and family yet. But all great things must come to an end and after a week I.M.P. were gathering in the lobby and were getting ready to go. Lincoln stood hold his bag with Loona, Moxxie and Millie.
"Those had to be the best muffins and pancakes I've had in a long time." Moxxie commented after remembering breakfast.
"The whole week has been great. Minus Alastor trying to harm my Baby." Millie said before grabbing Lincoln and holding him close in a motherly way.
"I will admit this place is really nice." Loona said while still on her phone.
"But it will be nice to get back to Imp City." Lincoln said, feeling quite ready to get back and go back to work. The closest thing to normal he had until he found a way to lift his curse.
"Hey, where's Blitz?" Millie asked looking left and right for her boss.
"I believe he's still back in his room." Moxxie answered. "And come to think of it, I think Angel Dust came to visit him last night too." he added which got Loona attention.
The hellhound only needed a few seconds to put two and two together and she was angry instantly. "Those Goddamn Cunt Shit Dumbass Piss Fuck Meatball Dick Cock Motherfuckers!" she yelled as she stormed off to the elevator. Arriving at the floor they had been staying at for the week she stomped over to the room where her adoptive father had been staying before kicking the door it. "Blitz!" she shouted.
"Loonie!" Blitzo replied in shock before she grabbed him by his horn and pulled him out the door. "Owowowowowowowow!" he protested sill in his bathrobe.
"We're supposed to be leaving Blitz! Now get downstairs right now shit head!" she yelled at him.
"Heeey." Angel said leaning against the door frame wearing only a robe.
"What?!" she barked back at him.
The sinner demon just looked at the angry hellhound with a shit eating grin before responding. "I fucked your Dad." he bragged before slamming the door behind him.
Minutes later I.M.P. were finishing up loading everything into their company van. Lincoln was over by the entrance of the hotel saying one last goodbye to Charlie and Vaggie. "It was so good to meet you Lincoln." hell's princess told him giving him one last warm and loving hug. "Please come back again real soon, I'll always have a room for you." she told him with her hands on his shoulders.
"I'm real happy to have met you too Charlie. Thanks for letting us stay." he replied. "And Charlie, for what it's worth I really hope you succeed in what you're trying to do. It's a good cause and I believe in you." he told her sincerely.
She was overcome with emotion from that and hugged him again. "Thank you Lincoln. You're one of the few people who actually believes in me and that means so much." she said before letting him go. "And I believe in you too. So don't give up, I'm sure soon you'll break your curse and finally go home. I really hope you succeed." she told him with a hand on his cheek.
They then heard the horn and saw Blitzo waving at him. "Hurry it up Intern or I'm taking it out of your paycheck!" he yelled.
"He doesn't pay me." he told them both with a deadpan expression. "By Charlie! By Vaggie!" he said running over to the van and waving while they waved back at him.
The couple watched as the boy entered the van and watched as it drove off before it finally disappeared from view. Once it was gone, Vaggie noticed her girlfriend giving her a weird look. Lidded eyes and a smile that told her she had another crazy idea.
"What?" she asked wondering what she was thinking.
"I want one." Charlie answered still looking into her girlfriend's eye.
Vaggie blushed and coughed with a nervous smile. "Uh, I'm not ready yet Hon." she said walking back into the hotel.
Charlie ran after with a look of concern. "Well when you be ready Vaggie?" she asked slightly whining.
"I don't know okay?!" she replied as the door closed.
[Author's Notes] As I said before I wrote this in anticipation for Hazbin Hotel finally airing in January. And the newest trailer has me only more excited. Which is why I'm so happy I was able to put this up and before Christmas too. Glad I finally got around to getting this up. As always, this is not my original story and is inspired by the ALAD story written by TvFan2244 so please give all respect and due to the original author.
I'd also like to point out btw that I have two other projects planned later for next year. One is my own Loud House and Heluvaverse story which will be about Lincoln and Lucy both being trapped in Hell together and trying to figure out how to get home. This is a request from beninator5 and I could use some help putting this one together so if anyone else out there wants to get in on the action I'd love to discuss it with you in a PM. I'm also planning my own living human trapped in hell story but with my own original character and story. Again if anyone wants to help out or talk with me about it in a PM I'd love to hear from you.
Thanks so much for reading, please leave either a comment in a Review letting me know what you think and if you want to talk in a PM I'll get back to you asap since I love talking with my readers.
This is Dragon1990 signing out :-)