It was a beautiful day, with snow pouring out onto the streets of Gotham. Barbara Gordon popped her head out the window and smiled.
"Snow day!" Barbara cheered. She quickly got her snow gear on and bolted out the door.
"Let's do this! Gotta take Harleen too!" Barbara said, remembering what happened when legion of doom traveled the multiverse to the Phantom Zone.
Barbara calls Harleen on her phone.
The screen travels below the ground to a hidden chamber, one carved in gothic detail, with barely any light.
In it, a hooded figure stood, deep in thought. He had spied on the DC super hero girls for some time.
He opened a case next to him, revealing a fair amount of kryptonite.
"Let's see what they can do…" he says, orange eyes peering from below the hood.
Meanwhile…
"Babsy!" Harleen cheered, leaping of the chair to greet her friend.
" Harleen! Are you ready for an epic snow day?" Barbara asked.
"You bet!" Harleen says.
Scarcely an hour later, they were building a snowman that looked like Batman, with Harleen giving a humorous impression.
Barbara giggled.
Meanwhile…
Diana was meeting up with Zatanna, with the princess taking a long look at the snow, something Zee picked up on.
"Oh, you've never had a snow day? Well, it's usually really fun! We have snowball fights, drink hot chocolate, all that stuff!" Zee says as posters show images of cosmic buddies and a few of Luke And Shane. Oliver, passing by, sneered.
"Honestly, that Shane guy doesn't deserve the role! what does he have that I don't!?"
Oliver asked, drinking a milkshake and wearing a fake beard.
" Easy. He knows how to shut up." Zee retorts before Diana slipped on ice with a yelp.
"What just happened?" Diana groaned.
"That's ice. You slipped on ice. We need to get you a winter coat, which means shopping." Zee says as the screen cracked
"Noooooo!" Diana screamed. Shopping…
Meanwhile…
Barbara and Harleen were sledding down a big snowhill.
A dark silhouette pushed a big snowball after them. "Look out below…"
"Do you hear something?" Barbara asked. Harleen turned around and saw the oncoming snowball. They screamed before steering away as the snowball was rolling towards a group of kids.
"What do we do?" Barbara asked
"You're the hero." Harleen says. Barbara leaped on the snowball as It kept going while Harleen took out a flamethrower. The fire quickly melted the snowball.
Barbara fell and coughed out smoke.
Later…
The duo decided to go skating, doing sick figure eights.
Off to the side, a dark silhouette banged a glass window against the ice cracking it. "Ooops…"
" Eh?" Harleen asked, and quickly grew offended. "Hey that's my thing!"
"We're doomed." Barbara lamented.
"I chose today to leave my jetpack. Never leave home without your jetpack." Harleen groaned.
"You have a jetpack?! lucky!" Barbara groaned .
Meanwhile…
Diana groaned in an oversized wool sweater.
"Are we done?" Diana asked.
"Yes." Zee says.
"Oh, thank heavens." Diana moaned.
"Onto the next mall!" Zee says as Diana's eye flinched.
Meanwhile…
Barbara calls Jessica on her phone, with Jessica snoring in bed.
"Come on!" Barbara yelled.
'I don't think this was an accident!" Harleen says as she bounced on the spring shoes.
"Really?!" Barbara cries. She tiptoes across the ice, trying to be slow and careful. She stepped on one bit too fast, and the ice cracked. Barbara froze and gulped. She fell in slow motion, crashing into the cold water as Harleen jumped after her.
She managed to swim in and noticed a taser about to fall in.
Harleen gave a a" I should have gone to Vegas" look.
She managed to toss Barbara out, but got zapped and electrocuted, her scream filling the air.
Barbara coughed as she hid in a portable toilet, hearing the screams outside.
Barbara smirked as she twirled around as she zipped up her suit and raised her cape. Now, she is Batgirl.
Batgirl pulled out a grappling hook and shot it to Harleen… and got zapped as soon as it caught her, Batgirl barely pulling her out.
"Looks like you got a shock of a lifetime!" A voice taunted.
"Livewire…" Batgirl glared " You were behind this. It makes sense, with tasers in water. That's cold."
She got in a fighting pose, and Livewire shot a bolt of lighting towards Batgirl. Thinking fast, she leaped up and dodged the lighting, which trailed across the snow. Batgirl placed Harleen down
Harleen shook. " I'll be fine.. it's just freezer tuesday…" She muttered in her sleep.
Livewire shot lighting towards Batgirl again. She flipped left and right, dodging the lightning and tossing batarangs.
Livewire dodged, and her wristband beeped, a voice coming from it.
"Stop toying with them and get serious!"
Livewire, growing annoyed, kept at it as Batgirl swooped in, hitting her with a flurry of punches to the face. She leapt in and kicked Livewire in the jaw, sending her flying.
She goes for another attack, but Livewire leaped away as she shot lightning.
Meanwhile…
Kara was snoring like usual, snoozing. Karen came in.
"Hey, Kara! Wanna go skating so we can test my new skates?" Karen asked while Kara drooled a bit and flew in her sleep.
Karen pulled out an airhorn and blew it.
Kara screamed and fell down.
"Ugh… I'm up…" kara says
Meanwhile…
Zee came out wearing a princess dress. "Ah… This is the life. Come on Diana! Three more malls to go." Zee says. She turns and sees Wonder Woman leaping away.
"You have a lot of nerve." Zee says. She hid inside a changing room, coming out as Zatanna and flew off after Wonder Woman.
Meanwhile…
Batgirl was sent flying as Livewire shot more lighting. Batgirl did a cartwheel, dodging another bolt.
"Is that all you got?" Batgirl asked and tossed batarangs. Livewire shot lighting towards them. blowing them up. Through the explosions, a snowball flew out and hit her in the face.
" Yes!" Batgirl shouted… before the taser shocked her. Batgirl fell to the ground.
"Farewell" Livewire taunted. But Super Girl and Wonder Woman flew in and double punched her, sending her flying.
"Heh." Super Girl says.
" Guys! How'd you know I was fighting?" Batgirl asked.
" I was just on patrol." Wonder Woman says.
" I can hear really well." Super Girl says.
Zatanna landed not long after, looking peeved.
"You all have some nerve…" Zatanna says, fuming.
"Relax, Drama Queen. Maybe you should get a life." Super Girl teased as Bumblebee flew in, seeing a big, snowy mess.
"Guys, I don't think Livewire is behind this." Bumblebee says.
"Huh?" The others asked, confused.
"If it was her then the snowball would have shocked you. But it didn't. Something else…" Bumblebee says.
" It means we have a mystery." Batgirl notes.
Meanwhile…
The cloaked figure glared through the monitor.
"The seeds have been planted. The test went a swell as I anticipated, and things are moving to plan" The figure smirked beneath his cloak.
"Now, things will get more… serious…"
End of chapter
A/N: I'd like to thank my friend Gothy for the assist and yes Livewire was never supposed to win.