"Dad Beat Dad"


Vaggie was waking up from her sleep and found Charlie isn't in the bed with her. Vaggie got dressed and head downstairs. Everyone was looking at Charlie who was going crazy. Shaw came down the stairs "What's going on?" Vaggie asked.

"Charlie's going crazy." Luke said.

Charlie panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior.

"I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be- I have trust falls every single morning. We can do-" she gasped.

"Yikes." Angel said.

"It's time like these I feel really bad for her." Luke said.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on." Charlie said.

Vaggie ask "Charlie? Sweetie? You, uh, you good?"

Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in the sclera. "Holy shit!" Shaw's reaction to Charlie going insane.

"Nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working." Charlie crushes paper in her hand.

"We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come." Charlie turned into her demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal.

"Maybe it's time-" Vaggie started speaking up.

"NO." Charlie said.

"To ask-" Vaggie said.

Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately.

"DON'T SAY IT." Charlie said.

"Your dad." Vaggie said.

Charlie groans, knowing what this means for her. "Charlie, I know you don't want to but we need every advantage we can get." Vaggie said.

"He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!"" Charlie gasped.

"Wait. That's it." Charlie said.

"Kill everyone?" Vaggie, Luke, and Shaw asked.

"No. He could get me a meeting with Heaven." Charlie said.

"We tried that already." Luke pointed out.

"Well, yeah, with Adam, he was an asshole." Charlie said.

"Yeah, that's true." Luke said.

"But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top!" Charlie had a new plan.

"There's sure to be some angels who will listen." Charlie said.

"I bet it's a tiny angel called Emily." Luke said.

Charlie had her phone and paused upon getting to her dad. "What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?" Husk asked.

Vaggie and Luke looked offended.

"No, we just have never been close." Charlie said.

"After he and Mo split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls... sometimes, but only if he's bored or like, needs me to do something." Charlie said.

"Daddy issues." Husk said.

"Shut up." Luke said.

"Well, I like to meet the big dick in charge." Angel said.

Charlie called her father who seems to not be aware of the hotel. Lucifer heard her request to speak to her heaven and Lucifer decided to come to the hotel to see what Charlie has done. Everyone was getting the place set up Shaw, Dazzle, and Razzle put the banter up which says "Wellcum daddy" which made Luke believe Angel made that banter "Oh he's walking up to the door!" Shaw said.

Charlie took a deep breathe "Okay everyone, it's showtime!" Charlie said, as she was about to open the door.

She opened the door and Lucifer grabbed her and hugged her tightly "Oh, it's so good to see you. Haha!" Lucifer hugged his daughter.

"It's good to see you, too, Dad." Charlie said.

He let go and Charlie showed him the place "Welcome! To the Hazbin Hotel!" she introduced him to everyone.

Keekee purred and rubbed against his leg "Oh, hewwo, Keekee!" Lucifer said to the demonic cat.

"Sir." Luke said.

"Luke, you taking care of my little girl?" Lucifer asked.

"Yes, I am sir." Luke said.

"Wow, this place sure looks, uh..." Lucifer inspected the place and saw Niffty's cookies one of which slide off the tray.

"It's got a lot of character." he said.

"Oh, what in the unholy Hell is that?" Lucifer asked, upon seeing the bar.

"Just some of the renovations we had done. Adds a bit of color, don't you think?" Alastor explained to Lucifer.

"And you are?" Lucifer asked.

"Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir. Quite a pleasure!" Alastor said.

"It's nice to finally put a face to the name." he said.

"You are much shorter in real life." Alastor said.

"Who is this? Who's this? Are you the bellhop?" Lucifer asked.

"Haha! No! I am the host of the hotel." Alastor said.

"I thought Charlie was the host of the hotel?" Shaw asked.

"Charlie is the founder." Luke said.

"You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast." Alastor said.

"Hmm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin' Hotel! Hahaha." Lucifer taunted.

"Ha ha ha! It was actually my idea." Alastor said.

"Ha ha ha! Well, it's not very clever!" Lucifer said.

"Ha ha! Fuck you!" Alastor cursed for the first time.

"Okay! Okay. Anyway." Charlie stopped the arugmenet.

"Dad, look at this lovely parlor, where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings!" Charlie showed him the parlor.

"Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much!" Charlie said.

Alastor spoke "Charlie has a very unique vision. I am happy to fulfill her bizarre requests."

He put his hand on Charlie's shoulder "Oh, thank you, Alastor." Charlie said.

Lucifer growled. "Quite an impressive young lady. We're all very proud of her." Alastor said.

"Ahem, Charlie! Dear, eheh, why don't you introduce me to your OTHER friends?" Lucifer asked.

"Oh, yes, of course. This is Vaggie, she's my girlfriend." Charlie said, while holding Vaggie's hand.

"Oh, my golly! You like girls? well, uh so do I! We have so much in common! You put her there Maggie. Hey! Oh yeah. She's so pretty." Lucifer said.

Soon a chandelier fall and Lucifer and Alastor got into a singing battle of who is Hell's greatest dad. Mimzy appeared and Husk doesn't trust her but Alastor doesn't listen. Husk gets Alastor angry by mentioning he's a dog on a leash.

Charlie, Vaggie, Luke, and Lucifer makes it to the top of the hotel Lucifer doesn't believe in Charlie's dream idea soon gangsters came for Mimzy who borrow fifty grands from them and stole a car and crash it into one of the gangster's girlfriend much to everyone's dismay.

Alastor fights back in his pure demon form and ate most of them. He banishes Mimzy from the hotel. Charlie and Lucifer sing together about her dreams to save her people.

"Ok, I can get you the meeting but once you're in Heaven, I won't be able to go with you. Will you be ok?" Lucifer asked her.

"I'll be fine." Charlie said.

"That's my girl." he sighed.

"Good luck kiddo." he said.

And with that, Lucifer turns into a violet red mist before disappearing away from the lobby. Vaggie comes over to Charlie with uncertainty.

"This next part is going to be scary. Are you ready?" Vaggie asked.

"I'm ready, cuz you'll be with me." Charlie hugged Vaggie.

"In spirit, right?" Vaggie asked.

"In Heaven!" Charlie said.

"Yay…" Vaggie said.

Vaggie's face winced as it seems going to Heaven isn't going to be a good thing. Luke raised an eyebrow as he was wondering why Vaggie winced her face this also caught her attention.