Oh my god! The show ended on an amazing note! I'm sad that the first season is already over but I hope that season 2 comes out soon. Anyway, enjoy my chapter oh, and comment down which Hazbin Hotel song is your favorite, mine is a tie between Happy Day in Hell and More Than Anything.
With the angels moving up the extermination to six months instead of a year, everyone in Hell was freaking out. Charlie was pacing back and forth around the hotel lobby in a frantic state with KeeKee by her side. She was ranting about the extermination happening sooner than expected and that she now had six months to prove that the hotel was possible. Vaggie had to help calm her down so they could focus on their next step. Angel merely stated the fact that Charlie already had half a chance when she started the hotel and now, well there wasn't a silver lining to all this.
Angel's phone was blowing up with several texts from Valentino, threatening him to come back to the studio. Angel then showed Charlie his phone with the videos and articles talking about how everyone is freaking out about the extermination. "Uh... What is a 'donkey show?'" Charlie asked, reading a text that Val sent Angel.
"Aah, heh, nothing." Angel quickly said, "My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news, too. Like I said, everyone's losing their shit."
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate." Vaggie stated, "Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination."
Charlie got what Vaggie was saying; this was the perfect opportunity to recruit more sinners to the hotel. Angel thought that it was a cute idea but he was surprised that Charlie was willing to go out in Hell with all the chaos going around. "Well, I mean it's not like sinners are going to show up on the doorstep," Kara stated.
Suddenly, there was a loud explosion behind them. They turned around to see that the wall had been blown to pieces. Everyone ran outside to see what caused the explosion expect for Alastor who was sitting on the balcony and drinking coffee from his mug that said, 'Oh Deer.' Everyone looked up at the sky to see that it was Sir Pentious's airship. One of the Egg Boi accidentally fired the airship's cannon into the wall. Pentious landed the airship then he stepped out of it. He apologized to Charlie about the damaged wall and for the sudden visit. Charlie didn't seem to mind about the visit.
"Hey Penn. Is Nissy with ya? I miss my little brother." Angel said with a smug grin.
Just then Arackniss stepped out of the airship with little Jackie in his arms. "That's older brother to you, Anthony." he stated.
"I know. I just like teasing ya, shorty." Angel joked and then he saw Jackie. "And you brought my favorite nephew."
Arackniss rolled his eyes at his brothers' antics. He told Angel that they were just here for a little visit. Alastor could tell that something was off with Arackniss, apparently Kara could tell as well. Alastor used his shadow powers to come down from the balcony and was behind Pentious. Charlie was more than happy to let the three of them stick around. Angel immediately took Jackie out of his brother's arms and ran back into the hotel with Pentious slithering after him. Arackniss was about to go after him as well but Kara told him that Charlie and Vaggie will handle it. This gave Kara and Alastor a chance to talk to Arackniss.
"Ok. What's the real reason for this sudden visit?" Kara asked.
"Well... I..."
"Arackniss, what's really going on?" Kara asked with concern.
Arackniss sighed, "I didn't want to worry Penn. But I've been finding a few hidden cameras in the house with the V logo. I don't know how or where those cameras came from but I think the Vees were spying on us."
Niffty suddenly appeared on Alastor's shoulder looking interested. "Wait, who are the Vees?" she asked.
"Oh. Nobody important." Alastor brushed off.
"Try smug wannabes that are nothing but backstabbing abusive fuckers that don't give a shit about anyone as long as they get the money!" Kara answered as her voice went into a rage.
"It's not just Penn I'm worried about. When Penn and I had Jackie, we wanted to make sure that no one knew about Jackie. If word got out that a sinner was born in Hell, people like the Vees might try to kidnap Jackie or worse." Arackniss explained.
"Then why don't you three stay at the hotel for a bit?" Alastor suggested, "None of the Vees can step foot near the hotel. Your family will be safe here."
Even though Arackniss wasn't into the whole redemption, he wanted to protect his son so he agreed to stay. Alastor then turned to Kara and told her that he was heading out for a bit. Before leaving, Alastor summoned a few shadow demons to fix the hole in the wall. "Can't let my new project fall into disrepair. What would the papers say?" Alastor joked as he walked away.
As Kara and Arackniss walked inside the hotel, they were unaware that a certain Overlord was spying on them. Inside the Vees home, Vox had come up to Valentino's tower to get him to not storm over to the hotel and chase after Angel. Unfortunately, Valentino revealed that Alastor was also at the princess's hotel. Vox's eye twitched with anger; other than his beef with Kara, he also had beef with Alastor. The moment Vox saw that Alastor was sort of on the screen, he went into a fit. "That fucker is back!" Vox shouted.
"Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too." Valentino said with a smug grin.
"It's been seven years!"
"You still pissed he almost beat you that time?" Valentino said, pinching Vox's screen.
Vox swatted Valentino's hand away. " Uh, fuck you."
"Just saying."
"Things have changed a lot since he left town."
"That's for sure."
"I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now."
With that, Vox heads down to his department, ready to send Alastor a message.
Vox:
Welcome home
I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone
Say hello to a new status quo
Vox soon hooked himself up to his giant console that had multiple screens.
Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn
Turn the TV on!
His entire staff readied the camera then right on cue every TV was turned on to a new broadcast starring Vox, reporting that Alastor was back in town.
(Welcome to the show)
Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been
Who has been spotted cavorting around town
(Welcome to the show)
After a seven-year absence
Did anybody miss him?
(Welcome to the show)
Did anybody notice?
More on tonight's program
So, the Radio Demon is back in town
Why is he hanging around?
What does that mean for your family?
Well handily, I've got good news
He's a loser, a fossil
And I don't mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!
Vox continued his little roast switching from different fads just to get his point across.
You can take that as gospel
Pulling my viewers? Impossible
I'm visual, he's barely audible
Stop giving him the time of day, don't listen to a word he'd say
I hope he had a nice vacay, but he should've stayed away
Just as Alastor was coming out of an alley, he saw Vox doing a cooking segment on TV which caught his eye. He soon heard Vox's roast about him as he got closer. Then he saw Vox pulling out a deer head from the oven.
While he hid in radio, we've pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
While he kept a smile on his face, he glared at Vox then walked back to his radio tower. If Vox wanted to play this game then Alastor was going to put Vox in his place.
Hell's been better since he split
Where's he been? Who gives a shit?
Alastor finally was inside his Radio Tower that was attached to the hotel. He tuned in to the radio frequency, ready to knock Vox down a few pegs.
Alastor:
Salutations!
Good to be back on the air
Alastor had his shadow turn on the radio that was next to the TVs to get sinners attention which ticked Vox off.
Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast
Sinners, rejoice!
Vox:
What a dated voice!
Alastor:
Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast
Vox:
Come on!
Alastor:
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure?
Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
Vox:
Ignore his chirping!
Alastor:
Every day, he's got a new format!
Vox:
You're looking at the future, he's the shit that comes before that!
Alastor then broadened his broadcast further in the city for everyone including Valentino and Velvette to hear.
Alastor:
Is Vox as strong as he purports?
Or is it based on his support?
He'd be powerless without the other Vees
Vox:
Oh please!
Alastor finally hit the nail on the coffin.
Alastor:
And here's the sugar on the cream
He asked me to join his team!
Vox:
H-hold on!
Alastor:
I said no, and now he's pissy
That's the tea!
Vox got extremely pissed off; so much so that he started to glitch.
Vox:
You old-timey prick, I'll show you suf-ffering
Alastor:
Uh oh, the TV is buffering!
Vox:
I'll destroy you, yo-ou lit-tle—
Vox's outburst caused him to completely glitch out and caused a city wide blackout. Only the hotel still had power due to Alastor's magic.
Alastor:
I'm afraid you've lost your signal
Alastor then began to leave a little message just for Vox.
Let's begin
I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone, tune on in
When I'm done, your status quo will know its race is run
Oh, this will be fun
After Vox's disaster message, he called a meeting with Valentino and Velvette to deal with Alastor and the hotel. Valentino gave Vox the idea of having someone on the inside to spy for them. Vox had just the demon for the job. Back at the hotel, Charlie and Vaggie tried recruiting new sinners for the hotel but they had no luck. Angel was mostly in the lobby playing with Jackie which Arackniss and Pentious were chatting with Kara about their stay here. Just as Vaggie was about to give up, there was a knock at the front door. She walked to the door and opened it to reveal a snake demon like Pentious.
Only this snake demon had a more muscular build with navy blue and yellow scales, sharp red eyes, and his hair was tied up. Vaggie's first instinct was punching the snake demon in the face then aimed her spear just inches from his face. "Wait, wait, lassie! I come in peace!" the sinner shouted in a thick Irish accent.
Charlie suddenly came out to see what the commotion was. Her face lit up seeing the snake demon who said that he had heard about the hotel and wanted to check in. Charlie was bursting with excitement that they had their first new guest this year. She led the snake demon inside the hotel to show him around. However, the second the snake demon slithered in, both Arackniss and Pentious looked in his direction and their eyes widened. "Everyone, we have a new resident with us. This is... Sorry, I forgot to ask your name." Charlie announced.
"Monty/Montgomery?!" both Pentious and Arackniss said in unison.
The snake known as Monty almost had a heart attack seeing both Arackniss and Pentious. "Oh, so you two know him?" Charlie asked.
"Well... Um... You see princess... Penny and Nissy are both um..."
Pentious and Arackniss both looked at each other in shock. Pentious revealed that Monty and him used to be a couple until Monty left him and broke up with him via note. Arackniss revealed that Monty was also his ex boyfriend but Monty ditched him after a job went wrong. Ironically, Arackniss was saved by Pentious that same day which was how they met in the first place. "Are you kidding me right now, Nissy?! You slept with two snakes?!" Angel shouted.
"So you two...? You two are together?" Monty asked.
"That's none of your concern Montgomery." Pentious stated.
The rest of the day, Charlie had almost everyone doing activities with Monty to get to know him. But during all the activities, Arackniss gave him death glares knowing that Monty might be up to no good. Thought Niffty seemed to like Monty because he is a bad boy. Angel decided to turn in early for the night; both Arackniss and Pentious decided the same thing mostly because they wanted to put Jackie to bed. In Angel's room, he was laying on his bed looking at his phone that had a lot of voice messages from Valentino. The message would switch from Val being nice then he would threaten Angel to come back to the studio.
He couldn't sleep so he went downstairs for a drink. As he was drinking from a bottle, he thought he saw someone else. Angel then noticed a door to one of the rooms slightly opened. He peeked inside to find Monty setting up a hidden camera in the bookshelf. Angel opened the door, completely pissed off, "You slippery little shit!" he shouted.
Monty tried to hide the camera but he was already caught. "You're working for the Vees? Arackniss was right about you. You are a piece of shit!" Angel stated.
"You don't want to do this boyo." Monty said.
But Angel suddenly tackled Monty and the two of them started to wrestle.Angel managed to rip off the wrist watch on Monty and toss it aside. Angel was on top of Monty, locking him in a tight hold. Monty then wiggled free and then used his tail to smack Angel, sending him flying into the bookshelf. He got hit on the head hard and fell unconscious. However, the loud crash was enough to wake Arackniss and have him investigate. When Arackniss saw Angel unconscious and the hidden camera Monty planted, he knew that Monty was behind this. Arackniss pounced on Monty, "You little piece of shit!" he screamed.
The loud noise woke up Pentious, Vaggie and Charlie. Arackniss ratted out Monty for working with the Vees and trying to bug the hotel. "You still haven't changed a bit." Pentious stated.
"I had no choice, Penny. I had to do it. Vox promised my freedom if I did this job." Monty stated.
"And what? Attacking my brother was just collateral damage?" Arackniss harshly asked.
"I didn't mean it. I was just..."
"And the cameras I found in the mansion? Were those you? Were you spying on us?!"
"I know it looks bad but I swear I had my reasons."
Vaggie raised her spear to help finish Monty but Charlie told her to wait. She then asked Arackniss to get off Monty. She then extended her hand to Monty and helped him up.
Charlie:
It starts with "sorry"
That's your foot in the door, one simple "sorry"
Spoken straight from your core
The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts
But "sorry" is where it starts
Monty:
Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?
I don't deserve your amnesty
Both Vaggie and Arackniss looked ready to kill.
Vaggie/Arackniss:
Can't we just kill him?
Shoot him and spill his blood?
Charlie:
That's an option you could choose
Vaggie/Arackniss:
Works for us
Charlie:
But who hasn't been in his shoes?
It starts with "sorry"
Monty:
Sorry
Charlie:
Dig down deeper and say one sincere "sorry"
Monty:
I'm so sorry
Charlie (Monty):
And your journey's underway
It'll take time to cover your vast multitude of sins
(It'll take time to cover my vast multitude of sins)
Both:
But "sorry" is where it begins
It starts with "sorry"
After everyone had returned to their rooms, Alastor soon came into the room and then scooped up Angel in his arms. Alastor processed to carry Angel to his bedroom for the night.